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WHERE'S MOTHER? Baursting in from school or play, This is what the children say: Trooping, crowdingg biz and small, On the threshold, in the hall— Joining in the constant ery, Ever as the days go by, “Where's mother ?" From the weary bed of pajn This same question comes azain; From the boy with sparkiing eyes Bearing home his earlfest prize: From the bronzed and bearded sob, Dcrils past and honors won; “Where's mother?” Purden with a lonely task, One day we may vainly ask For the comfort of her face, For the rest of her embrace; Let us love her while we may, Wel! for us that we can say “Where's mother ?" } other with untiring hands atthe post of duty stands, . 1"+ ient, seeking not her own, » xious forthe good alone 0! the children as they cry, Ever as the days go by, “Where's mother?” —J. R. Eastwood, in the Quiver. ON A GATE POST. to me. Although I did not ask permission, yet Ido not fcel that I violate his confidence by g ving, as nearly as I can remember, the contents of the paper which he ¢r-asures with such affections: T'he prospect was not cheeriul,l was rilinz « horse across a country whose loneliness was as deep as a sigh which bespeaks the long absence of some one. Night was comingzon and a storm was gathering its forces. A frightened owl flitted past me, screaming in my face. The time of year was when na tare lesitates whether to continue winter or begin spring. My horse al most shook me off when he stopped and shivered. The owl screamed in my face again. Dead leaves, for a mo ment would whirledl before me, and then fall, scaitcred and torn as thoagh they bad, by an angry hand, been swept from their long, damp res:, only to be mocked. *“‘What a dreary, dreary place it is!” 1 mused. “I feel as though something terrible 18 go:nz to happen. The air, just be fore the great agitation which must eome, seems quivering 1n its desire to Dear the sound of murder,murder! As I live younder isa light. Is it possible shat | shall receive shelter?” Urging my horse forward, I soon re-ched asmall house,near the summit of a desolate peak, overlooking the Ariiansaw River., I’ lismounted near the door—there was no fence arouund the kouse. My horso looked appeal in ly at me and without asking per w ssion from any one within, I led the an mal to a stable ciose at hand, took of saldle anmd bridle. As I Jwas reiurning, the storm burst upon the r.ver. When 1 approached the door, Ib ard a wail. 1 knocked and heard the wail coming slowly toward me. ThL - door was opened by a girl scarce- Iy more than twelve years old. Her fa2°s was the picture of despair. She ta: | nothing, but pointed to a bed, upon which laid an old man, gasping for breath. Approaching him, I saw th:t he had but a few moments to live. Th: girl knelt beside the old man. He tricd to put his hand upon her head. Failing, he looked at me and I assisted bim. He tried to speak, but counld nct. The girl sobbed frantically. The ra:n poured down and the storm shook tLe house. ‘““He will never get well!” she cried. *:ly grandpa will die.” Yes, her grandpa would die. His lile had a‘ready passed away. The band lying on her head was growing ¢old. She looked at him and shrieked. What a night we spent in that howse. The storm howled and the rain fell until nearly daylight. The girl, wlo 1 say was inielligent, with an im pressive face, said that her name was Munette Logzgemon, and that since her earliest recollection she had lived with the old man, who had spent most o¢. his time, since she had begun to talk, in teaching her. “I bave no relatives,” she said, in a 0 wer to a question, ““Any friends?” *No friends.” ‘““You bave neighbors?” ‘“‘None. The nearest house is nearly eight miles away.” [ knew not what to do. Surely the siluation was serions. Early at morn ing we buried theold man in the yard. As best I counld, I made a coffin of a trough which I found in the stable. After the burial I went on and found enough corn for my horse. I left Munette at the grave, on which she bad, sobbing bitterly, thrown herself. ‘‘Where are you going, little girl?” I asked when 1 returned, still finding ber on the grive. “How can I go anywhere?” she asked. ““I bhave no friends, I told you.” ““You eannot remain here.’ “I cannot go away.” *“l1 will vot leave you here. Yon must go with me. My mother has no little zirl. She will receive you.” Still lying on the grave, and with out lovking up, she replied: *{ will go and work for my board.” ““You will not have to work. Whan I tell uy mother of the circumstances under which I found you, she will take you in her arms. Comse, get our clothes. It is time we were fuving here. See, the sun 1s shining beaatifully. It is a new day for you.” Without replying, she arose and turned toward me. Her face, even aside from her grief, was so sad, and her eves wore a look of such tender appeal that even though she had had relatives I would have thought it my duty to take her home with me. She weunt into the house and soon returned with a small bandle. “I baven't much to take,” she said. *Grandpa and I were very poor, and you see, having inheirited his poverty, 1 am poorer than ever.” 1 was not surprised to hear her make such a remark, for I had discovered that she had never associated with children, and was consequentiy wise of her age. ‘“You shall have some nice dresses alter a while,” I replied. “‘Pretty red ones?” The child was asserting iteelt “Yes, and blue ones.” She wept anew as we mounted the horse—she seated behind me. As long as we were within sight of the house she said nothing, but when we had descended into the thick woods, she said : MBROSE NET tleson has what he thinks is a valn able manusecript. He thinks so, doubtless, because it records a part of his life. One night recently, while I was at bis house, he brought out the manu- script and read it I won't ¢ty any more if I can help it.” : “Your grandfather must have been good to yoa?” & e “Yes, but he made me read many books that were very dull—great law books. I don’t like them. His eyes for mauy years have been so bad that 1 had to do all his reading for him. He wrote a book full of awful curious things and murders, but one day when he found me reading it he tookitaway from me and burned it up. It must have been bad, and he must have been sorry that he wrote it.” The day passed rather pleasantly, with the exception of the influence of the night before, which naturally encugh she could not dispel and which I eould not keep from arising occa sionally. We sat on a log and ate dinner, and Munette's remarks gave me additional insight into her close habit of observation. 'When evening came we stopped at a farm house, where the sad story of the little girl awoke such sympathy that the kind hearted house wife begged me to al low the child to remain with her. “‘lt is a question that she must de cide,” I rejoined. “‘What do you say. hlnnette?" “I am surprised that you should ask me such a question,” she replied, ap proaching the chair where I sat and taking my hand. ““Would it not be ungrateful in me to desert youso soon, or to ever desert you?” “‘She’s got more sense than an old woman right now,” said the host, ad dressing his wife. “*Oar twenty-eight year-old daughter that married last month ain’t a patchin’ to this girl.” “W'y, Jesperson,” said his wife, in mild censure, ‘“Margaret ain’t twenty eight years old.” “She’s mighty nigh it.” _ ““An’ beside that,” continued the woman, “‘she never had no chance.” “Didn’t go to school three months outen nearly every year, eh? Whnat show ioes a gal want, I'd like to know? This Bttle creetur, I warrant you, never has been to school.” “QOy, yes, sir. My whole life has been a school. The old house where I used to live contains many books. If you want them you may go there and get them. I shall never go after them. I could never read them again.” ““Well, blame my buttons if I don’t mosy up that way. I ain’t much of a scholar, but I reckon I can worry through with a lot of them.” My mother welcomed Munette, and when I related the sad story of how I found her the sympathetic woman took the child in her arms and kissed her. A few days afterward, when I returned home after a short absence, she flashed upon me in a gay red dress. She was more of a child than I had ever seen her—more so than I had thought it possibie for her to become. My mother was delighted to see her innocent pranks, and I, for the first time, kissed the child. ““You have kissed me at last,” she said. “‘“ls it because I look better in this dress?”’ ““It is because you look more like a child. Before you reminded me so much of a woman.” “Do not women like to be kissed?” I laughed and my mother, shaking her head—l can see her gray hair now —said: “Ab, Ambrose, our young girl has a very old head.” We sent Munette to school. The teacher, a man who had the reputa tion of being vrofound, met me one day and said: “*Munette is the mozt remarkable child I ever saw. She has read so many books and makes me such wise observations that I am constantly sur prised. To tell you the truth, I can not advance her. Not that lam not intellectually able—but—er—because I do not think at her age it would be safe. Therefore I would advise vou to take her from school. I know the effect that too much learning has on youth. I know how narrowly I es caped.” When I spoke to Munette she said: “That school is a very dull place. It is & constant hum of arithmetic. 1 don’t like to cipher, as the children call it. Fractions make my head ache and miscellaneous examples make me sick. Let me study at home.” I took her from school. She was a devoted student, but was never so ab sorbed that she was oblivious to the little attentions which a woman of my mother’sage prizes so highly. Munette grew rapidly and I was pleased to see that she was daily becoming more graceful, The war came on. How natural it is in writing a story, to say, ““The war came on;” but this is not a story, and | nothing ean be more natural than truth—ualthough it is said to be stranger than fiction. Therefore, when ‘ I say that the war came on, I intend l thas the declaration should have its full meaning. I left home full of pride. I was captain. My mother prayed; but Munette did not seem to be very much affected. “‘Good bye,” she said. “*War is one of the incidents of civilization, as well as a feature of barbarity. I know that.you will do your duty, and that you will not for get the little girl whom you once saw sobbing under the hand of a dring man. When you return, I shall be old enongh to kiss you.” ‘ I looked at her in astonishment. Merriment sparkled in her eyes. “You don’t like to kiss children, it scems.” } “Munette, yon are strange. I once said that I did not kiss you because you looked like a woman.” ““Ob, yes, that is true. I thought that you did not want to kiss me be cause I was so small. There, now, captain don’t swell up like a toad.” I turned away. She called me when I was about a hundred yardsaway and said: ‘*When you pass the big gate, look on the right hand post.” Idd so and found the words, ‘I love you.” I did not receive but one letter from Munette, and that might just as well ‘have been written by a professor of geology, for its four pages were de ‘voted to a description of a lot of peb ‘bles she had found in a cave, ~ Ireturned home ragged aud ill. Ma ‘nette was delighted to see me. She 'was 80 pecaliar, though, that I could not tell whether or not she still loved me. It seemed that she did not, for ‘whenever I attempted to remind her ~of it, she changed the subject. Like ; all true lovers, I felt that without her ‘my life would be a blank. I spoke to ‘my mother concerning my trouble. ~ “*She isa very strange girl, but I ‘always found her frank, except when 1 asked her if she loved you, and she ‘replied that the hawks had carried off lthtegoltho dominicker hen’s chick ens.’ - One day, in passing the gate, I wrote on the post the following: *‘Will you marry me?” Two days afterward I visited the place and found the word *‘yes.” Without further communication, ex cept to appoint the time by *‘‘post,” we were married. I did not find her disposition to be peculiar, only in the intensity of her love for me. *“Whv gx;d you treat me so?” lone day asked r. “The dominicker has a great deal of trouble with her chickens,” she re plied. Shortly afterward, when she thought that I was not looking, she threw back her head and laughed. SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL Certain eminent physicians declare that there are three hypnotic states. People as a rule hear better with their right than with their left ears. Over 7000 varieties of microscopie sea shells have been enumerated by naturalists, . Some Syrian tobaeco has so small a percentage of nicotine that this alka loid can hardly be detectea. The joints endure much use because they are constantly labricated by an oil secreted by glands specially adapt ed to that purpose. It is announced that a French natu ralist has invented an instrament, which he terms a ‘‘glossometer,” for measuring the tongues of bees. The bones of the 3kull are arched because in that form the greatest strength is combined with the least weight and quantity of material. Dr. Erich Langheld announced at the International Physicians’ Congress at Wiesbaden that ke had discovered a new remedy for tuberculosis, which he has named anlimicrobia, The air, after a heavy snowfall, is usually very clear, because the snow, in falling, brings down with it most of the dust and impurities and leaves the atmosphere exceedingly clear. The Alps and the Himalayas seem immense to the beholders who stand at their bases, but upon the globe, as & whole, they are no more than the roughness of the skin of an orange. The horn of the rhinoceros does not grow from the bone, but is a mere excrescence of the sikin, like the hair and nails. It can be separated from the skin by the use of a sharp knife. The habit of turning around three or four times before lying down has survived in the domestic dog from his savage ancestry. It then seérved to break down the grass and make a bed. Electric heat has been applied with success to the thawing out of frozen water pipes in England. A wire is run into the pipe until it meets the obstruction, and then the current is surned on. George Shiras, & son of Justice Shiras, of the United States Supreme Court, has perfected a spring-gun camera for automatically photograph ing wild animals, A flash-light at tachment, with & mirror reflector, makes it as useful at night as in the day-time. Peints About Persia, Persin is an independent Asiatic State, lying between Turkey ard Af ghanistan. It has an area of 628,000 square miles, and is three times as large as France. Its population is 9,- 000,000 souls. The country is divided into thirty two provinces, each of which is ruled by a Governor-General, commonly called the Hakin. The Hakin, with the sheikle-le-Islam, or Chief Munies pal Judge, administers justice. The Shah is a despotic monareh. Persie, together with Afghanisian and Baluchisfan, form what is geo graphically known as ihe Platean of Iram. The three countries have an agaregaie area of nearly one-third that of the United States, Modiiying sea breezes being shut out, the Persian climate is intensely hot in summer and cold in wizter. Wheat and barley are grownin theup lands ;rice,tobacco,melons,suzar cane, cotton and indigo in the lowlands, The inhabitants of Persie sre Mo hammedans, and their pursnits, except in a few cities, are exeluzively pas toral. There are no roads for wheeled vehicles in Persia. Internat commerce 1s carried on exciuively by caravaas, The Persian are a comparatively cal tivated and prosperous peouvle, =al though long suffering from an crratic despotic monarchy. They have a literature, and are not igrorant of modern improvements. They exeel 1a several branches of manuflacinres. Their silks, shawls, carpets, arms and jewelry are in high repute. Persia 1s particularly famous for its rozes and nightingales, as well as for the precious stone known as the tor quoise. Teheran, the capital, is a cify of crooked, ill-paved streets and low mud houses. Tabriz, on the commerecial route be tween Russia and India, is the prinei pal commercial center. Ispahan, once the metropolis of Persia, contains many monaments of its former grand uer. To-day it has miles of houses without inhabitants. A big percentage of Persian pro ducts find their way to British mar kets by way of Herat, the great trad ing port of Afghanistan., There is practically no direct commercial com municationsbetween Persia'and United States. Persia has a Consul-General in this country. He is H. Rauthven Piatf, with an office in New York. Until abont fifteen years ago, Per sia had a resident Ambassador at Washington, but the office was abolished. Artificial Memory. An old Welsh blacksmith, why was also a dealer in groceries and various other trifles, was unable to read or write, but had a system of his own, and kept his accounts in an original kind of hieroglyph, in whick a rude representation of anything he sold on credit did duty for written symbole. At Christmastime he got his friend, the schoolmaster, to make out his bills as he dictated. Once he sent a bill for shoeing, ete., to old Sir Robert Vaughan, who presently came down in a great fluster. *‘Griffith Jomnes, you villian, you have sharged me with a cheese, and I never had one from you in my life!” “Stop & bit,” cried Griffith, ‘‘while I look in the book,” And there, sure snough, was a big round O, which in Grifiith’s script represented a cheese. Then ensuned a wordy war between blacksmith and baronet, in which it was difficult to say which had the best of it. Sir Robert was riding off in a rage, when the blacksmith callel him back. “Stop; I remember—the cheese was all right, but I forgot to put a hole in it. It was a grindstone.’’—Household Words. To Test Diamonds, 1t is well known to jewelers that aluminum will mark a glass or ““paste” diamond, but not the true gem, pro vided the surface is wet. This fact has now been applied in the production of a mechanical tester, which consists of a small disc of aluminum, rapidly re volved by an electric motor. The stone to be tested is wetted, and held against the edge of the disc by means of a spring clamp. In Shanzhai, China, there is ap organ mede from bamboo. THE FIELD OF- ADVENTURE. HRILLING INCIDENTS AND DAR ING DEEDS ON LAND AND SEA. A Sea Captain’s Brave Daughter— Turned His Hair Gray—The Lion and the Lady, Ete. RESSED in her jaunty sailor suit of navy blue flannel, her flaxen harr hanging behind G in one large braid, and with her hands thrust into the pockets of ber jacket, Margaret Neilsen, as she stepped from a tung at the Barge Of fice yesterday afternoon, looked a typical sea captain’s daughter. No one wouid have fancied, however,from her appearance that this bright-eyed, eighteen-year-old girl had but recent ly passed through the horrors of a shipwreck and had been instrumental in seving eighteen lives. It was on April 1 that the Norwegian bark Julie sailed from Ninai Bridge, Wales, under ballast for West May, Nova Secotia. Captain Neilsen was part owner of the vessel and had be come attached to her. His daughter, Margaret, had made several voyages with him and had shown herself thor ounghly at home on board ship. When she begged to accompany her father on the last voyage, his consent was readily secured, and her pets, a handsome water spaniel, a big black ‘cat and hal{ & dozen rabbits, were, of course, allowed to accompany her. She wouldn’t havesailed without them. For the first week the Julie had good sailing winds, but no particular ly 'rough weather was experienced, -and the bark made fair headway. Then came a succession of westerly gales, and after pounding about at the mercy of the winds, the vessel eprung n leak. All who were not needed in the management of the boat were put at the pumps. The captain’s daugh ter, herself, took her turn at the wind mill pump, and with words of en? couragement cheered the men at the hand pumps. Nearly everv moment the huge waves broke over the vessel, drenching the men at their work., The water was gaining on them, and it seemed evident that in a short time they must take to the boats and trust in Providence for a deliverance. During those trying hours the cap tain's daughter sung cheerily. She has a good voice, high and clear, and she secemed to know just whatsongs would put most heart into the Norwegian sailors. She sang the Sagas which re counts the deeds of valor of the flaxen haired race, and the men were in spired to renewed efforts. They even smiled as they worked at the heart breaking pumps. 'The bravery and confidence of the captain’s daughter were contagious. In spite of all their efforts, it was discoverec on April 19 that the pumps were not keeping pace with the inflowing water. With three feet of it in the hold and the tide rap idly rising, the abandonment of the bark seemed inevitable. The man at the wheel kent the old craft headed in the direction of the Irish coast, but strained his eyes in vain for sight of land. Suddenly, from the poop deck, came the cry in a voige twhich every one recognized, of, ““Aseail. A sail! I see it piainly.” It wasthe captain’s daunghter who had raised the glad shout, and the next moment she had flown down the companion way to csll her father, who, worn out by ceaseless watching, was trying to get a brief rest before he gave the order to take to the boats. Captain Neilsen was not slow to act. The kunotted flaz, as wel! as the fiags of tue international code, were run up to indicate that the vessel was in distress. After what secemed an aze, answering signals were run up by the other vessel, which proved to be the Norwegian bark Oscar 11., bound for this port. While the Osecar 1. was bearing down upon them, the wheel was made fast and the now overjoyed sailors werc busy in getting tozether their iittle belongings. The crew of the Julie left the sinking vessel in their own boat. The captain and kLis brave daughter were the last to leave the bark., Up to this time Miss Neil sen had couducted herself with re markable fortitude, but when she stepped into the small boat and sat down with her dog and her big black cat, taking a farewell look at the old bark, she broke down and cried like any other girl The Oscar If., with the ehipwrecked crew on board, reached port yester day morring. The cailors were taken to the Sailors’ Home, in Brookiyn, and the captain and his daughter went to the Stevens House, on Broidway, where they will remain several days before returning {o Norwav. Captain Neilsen plainly showed the strain of the experiemces through which he had passed, but bis daughter was in the best of spirits. She modest ly reluses to take npon herself any of the credit for the rescue, but Captain Neilsen patted her head and said he didn’t know what would have happened kad not her bright eyes made out the distant ship.—New York Press. Whitiened His Halr. Edward Gunnison, a prospector, while test-pitting for iron mnear Two Earbors, Minn., had an adventure that has turned his hair gray, but as at the same time he discovered a sub terranear lake fgll of apparently blind fish, he figures that he 1s ahead. For several weeks past Gunnison has been prospecting between this place and Dulutb, and has sunk a pit on ths lake shore a few miles north of here. One morning, while pursuing his investigations at a depth of twelve feet, the earth at the bottom of the pit suddenly gave way, dropping Gun nizon and his pick and shovel into the subterranean lake twenty feet below the boltom of the pit. The water was shallow, and as soon a 8 Gunnison recovered from his fright he made an examination of the cavern inclosing the lake. This eavern, Gun nison says, covers two aecres of water, and the shores of the little lake are of rock, which also form the walle, The water 1s clear and cold, being fed ap parently by underground streams. After a long search in the darkness Gunnison found that the lake had an underground ouilet into Lake Super ior. This outlet was iarge enough for Guarison to creep through to the open aid. 4s & memento of his involuntary trip into the bowels of the earth Gun nison brought with him one of the fish of which, he says, the lake is full. This fich resembles a black bass in esome respects, only it is whiter and aspparently blind. Two skeletons,' probably of Indians, were found in the cavern in which the underground lake is located. They were lying side by side at the mouth of the passage through which Gunni son crept. They erumbled to pieces at the touch. The Lady and the Lion. The bravery of "Miss Blanche Knox, the pretty young daunghter of Dr. Louis G. Knox, ahe veteran circus man, probably saved the doctor’s life during a struggle in New York with » young African lion. Dr. Knox was formerly surgeon of a circus. He has marvelous control over wild animals,. and his spare moments are fint in training them. Three young lions romp about his office like dogs. The other day an African lion named Tom Paine came by express. He is a brother of Bob Fitzsimmons’s pet lion, which recently met his death. His parents are Wallace and Victoria. When the lion was taken from his traveling cage and fastened to the floor by a chain he became furious and made a flying leap for liberty. The chain parted and the lion leaped toward the window, which was open. Dr. Knox sprang in front of the win dow, while Joe Thomas, the doctor’s assistant, threw himself upon the lion and twisted the piece of chain about its neck. : The temper of the animal was aroused, and he fought ferociousiy. His strength was more than a match for the two men, and matters were assuming & serious aspect when Miss Knox seized a strap and making a noose of it walked boldly up to the lion and, evading a savage thrust of its paws, threw it over his head. Then she slipped the end of the strap through a ring in the wall and pulled it tight. The fight was all strangled out of the lion, and he meekly sub mitted while a new collar and chain was placed upon him. The doctor and his assistant bear several marks of the encounter. An Elephant Rescues a Child. Bessie Rooney, the ten-year-old sis ter of Michael Rooney, the bareback rider, was about to be hugged to death by a bear yesterday morming at Tat tersall’s, when Babylon, one of Ring ling Brothers’ big elephants, knocked the brute down and saved the child’s life. The bear, known as ‘“Growler,” has a vicious temper. He was chained near the elephants. The little girl is a friend of the elephants, and was romping with some of them when Growler seized her and closed his paws around her slender form. Babylon, who had been an inter ested spectator, brought his trunk down with ciushing force on Growler’s head, The bear was stunned by the blow and released the child, who had fainted. The elephant then picked her up and placed her where the bear could not reach her. Attendents who heard Bessie's screams, ran to her as sistance, but arrived too late to rod Babylon @&f the honor of savinz a human life;—Chicago Tribune. An Exciting Incident. A most exciting incident happened one day last week in front of the door of a carriage factory of this city. A lady who is prominent in social cireles had just arrived at the placs to look at a carriage which she had ordered. She was accompanied by a lady friend. As they were about to alight from their carriage they noticed thai there was some excitement in the oilice of the carriage &manufactor‘v. While hesita ting about getting out a mad dog rushed out of the place and jumped into their carriage, an open victoria. Thedog passed under their feet, jumped out of the carriaze only to repeat the same performance three times, beford the almost paralyzad ecarrisge em ployes could dispatch the animal.— Washington Star. This Dor Sh=d His Muzzle, “You will be amused to lezrn,” said a manulzciurer of dog muzzics the other dav, ‘‘that dogzs very often dis play considerable canning in getting rida of ther muzzles. A gentleman living in Brookiyn possesses a dog thut was continuaily being provided with new muzzies, but yet was never seen wearing cue for more than five con secuf.ve minutes, “His owner, previous to taking the animal for a ruan, would carefuliy fasten on the regulation ‘ornament,’ and a few minutes afterward the dog would be found waiting expectantly in the hal!, but withont bis muzzle. 'LChe mystery remain2d uunsolved, until one day a servant nroticed the dog—this time wearing the mnzzle—bolt at full speed into the scullery. “Now, in the sculliery wall there was a large nail fixed about a foot {rom the flocr, and prescntly the girl be held the ariful animal hook his muz zle on to this nail and drag ai it until he had succeeded in removing it alto gether—of course, to the detriment of his nose. 1i is a positive fact that af ter this had been done the dog took the obnoxious muzzle into the gar den, and did bis hest to bury it on the edge of the flower bed.”—New York Mereury. Peaceluluess and Vegetables, An objection urged againsi vegetar ianism is that it wonld make us too peaceable. A mixed diet is supposed to give resilessness, energy and love of domination, and, therefore, to give to races which adopt it somg advan tage over others which do ngt. The connection of food with racial charac ter—if there be such a connection—is a matter which cannot now be dis cussed. The savage eats his enemy’s heart because he thinks he thereby ac quires his enemy’s mental qualities. We know that the analogy is a false one, but we sometimes reason much in the same strain. The Anglo-Saxon race is supposed to acquire its energy from the quantity of meat which it consumes. We might with an equal show of logic contend that our energy is due to our drunkenness or our love of gambling. If National prodomin ance be a desirable thing, that race will be the fittest to survive which has the greatest intelligence and the highest physical efficiency and which practices the greatest economy in the use of its resources.— Westminster (Englaand) Review. Slate for Houses, Slate is too much overiooked us a material for inside decoration. It ex ists in many different shades. It is easy and inexpensive to quarry, and by far the easiest stone to shape into plessing forms. These qualities render it (3 cheapest of durable materials for interior purposes, and the wonder is that =o little of it is in common use. If large dealers would establish depots of standard goods made up for com bination in house building in such forms as would be avai'able to archi tects, its use would be indefinitely ex tended. Hardly a cottage of any pre tensions would be built where it would not take a prominent pari. If such depots were established, house build ers would be enabled te see it, and ‘appreciate its beauty and cheapness. As it is, hardly one in five hundred ! knows anything of either.—Stone. ““Harry” Hill, who was once known in New York as ‘‘the kin(i”of the sports,” and was reputed to worth $1,000,000, is seventy-five years old, and is said to be living in extreme poverty. : THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE. STORIES THAT ARE TOLD BY THE FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS. Owed to Printers’ Ink—Solid Food —To Fit the Appetite—A Cor dial invitation, Ete., Etc. He talks no more of seasons dull, His sales are daily growing; Pereistent advertising wrought Tais hoped-for, welcome showing, A SURE WAY. Cook—*‘l can’t break the ice, Mum.” Lady—*“That’s very remarkable, Bridget! Did you try letting it fall?” —Atchison Globe. A CORDIAL INVITATION. “Come and see me.” ““Where do you live?” *‘On the canal. If you happen down my way, drop in.”"—New York Dis pateh. SOLID FOOD. The St. Louis Hostess—“‘l am afraid you will find our dear Missouri water rather nnpleasant to your taste.” Guest—““Not at all, Madame. It’s the best I ever ate.””— Life. IF¥ AT ALL. Mrs. Rushma—*‘Collegians scem to bave such splendid times that I often wonder when they do their stadying.” Mr. Ruoshma—“Why, alter they leave college, of course.” —Trath. A FOOTNOTE TO HISTORY. Bighead—‘‘Men didn’t commit sui cide as frequently in olden times as they do now” Cynicus—*‘No, The men who wmade history relieved them of the necessity.” —Truth. TO FIT THE APPETITE, ““What do you cherge for board? “Do youride a bicycle?” “Yes; what difference does that make?” “It’ll be 31 more a week !”—Chieca go Record. A HOT OXE. “3mith got off a bright thing ths other day.” . “What was it?” ““A lighted cigar some one had care lessly dropped into the chair he sat on.”—Detroit Free Press. DY ACTUAL COUNT. “Mamma, I saw a dog to-day that had only three legs.” *“Weren’'t you awlully sorry for him?” ““No’m ; he had one more leg than | had!”—Chicago Record. AN UXNFAIR ADVANTAGL, Bleacher Boardman—*‘‘Kelly onught & have been out on that slide in from third base.” Oscar Rider—*“Why?"” Bleacher Boardman—*‘“His eaptain had paved the way with banana skins,” Puck. HE DIDN'T EXOW. Mrs. Henpeck—*“l calied on voung Mr. and Mrs. Newed to-day. Now, 1 think it nice to see a couple happily married and setled down.” Henpeck (glaring) —*“Yes, I shonld think it wounld be.”—Philadelphia North American. NOT ALL THEERE. “Men’s superiority to women is all in their mind,” said Mre. Dinsmore, seseadully. ““A good deal is in the mind,” as gented Mr. Dinsmore, ““but man’s phy sical strength, as well as his mental, is superior to woman’s.” UNTORTUNATE. ““One of my fiance’s letters is lost.” ““dow do you know, when you have gob so many?” ““Why, 1 have kept count of the kisses he-has sent me, and there should be 2,000,000, but there are 1000 miss ing.”’— Fliegende Blaetter. HIS HOISRIBLE EIAMPLE. Jobnoy Jameson had arrived at his eighth birthday, and thought that 1t would be real nice to write a letter to his ppa, and this is the way he began: ““My Dear Papa: Whenever I am tempted to do wrong I think of yon andsay, ‘Get thee behind me, Satan.’” PROCRASTINATION, ““dave you noticed how extrava gantly Mrs. Murray Hill is dressing this season?” ““Yes, indeed. Her husband hes been losing heavily on ’change of late, and she is evidently making the most of her present opportunity.”—Judge. THE BICYCLYE HABIT. ““What is the hardest thing to iearn about a bicycle?” asked the elderly boarder. Bui before the bloomer boarder could reply the Cheerful Tdiot hastened to say: ““T'o keep from talking about it, as far as I can notice.”—lndianapolis Journal. A SERIES OF COMPLICATIONS. Tough Bill—*““When 1 laid him out, be says: ‘This here undoes me com pletely.”” Chorus of Admirers—‘“Wheat d’yer do ter him, then?” Tough Bill-—““Why, dere wuzn’t only one t'ing. I went ter work, an’ did bim up again.” —Wrinkle, BLUNDERED. Artist—*‘There you are, sir! T've painted vou a full line of ancestors, and I'll warrant you that no one will know theat they are not genuine. This is your father, that your grandfatber, this your great-grandfather, and—" Mr. Newrich—*“Hold on! Good heavens, man! You've made my great grandfather a much younger-looking man than I am !”—Tid-Bits. : AT THE MASQUERADE BALL. Peg—*‘l just saw your friend, Mr. Icecut, going into the conservatory with Helen Heartbreak. He looked as white as a sheet.” Jack Ware—*‘l wonder what was the matter with him?”’ ~ Peg—*“‘He was going Into a decline, i shounld say, from what Iknow of Helen.””—Harvard Lampoon. Hereditary Athletes, Athletic excellence is often heredi tary. Thomas Garnier, son of Thomas Garnier, Dean of Winchester, who died at the age of ninety-seven, rowed in the Oxford boat in the first uni versity race in 1829. He was after ward Dean of Ripon, then Dean of Lincoln. His son, Rev. Thomas P. Garnier, played in the Oxford eleven. Another son, Rev. Edward S. Garaier, ran a dead heat in the hurdle race in 16 3-5 seconds in the university sports in 1871, and won the hurdle race for Oxiord in 16 4-5 seconds in 1872. His son, Edward D. Garnier, won the huz dle race for Oxford this spring. ARE YOU RUPTURED? If s>, we can cure you permanently, and almost painlessly, without surgical cperation or detention from business. Examination Free. No Cure, No Pay. Can Rupture by Cured? Yes. Bead the following statements, made by physicians, who are using the Wilcox Sys. iem, viz.: .. EDWARDS, M. D., ot Jackson, Mieh., says: “l have administered the treatment over tive hundred times and have neve{ had any bad results. I can cure any case of ber nia that can pe held in plaéde during treat. ment.” * * * * S. W.HOVER, M. D,, formerly of Fayette, Ohio, now of Toledo, says: *I have had good success with the WileoXx system for treating hernia. I have cured over two dozen cases during the past four months.” * . * DR J. M. HANGER of Staunton, Va_, says: “It will do ti.e work safely and certainiy. 1 have cure-l a number of cases.” * = S DR.J.T. V. BLOCKSOM of Wi'mington, Del., says; “1 am fully convinced that the Wilcox treatment for hernia is safe and SRR W W B e L C DRSS MeNETT and SUTTON of Bath, N. Y., say: “We Lave cured a number of cases and have never seen any unpleasant effect from its use.” s . 8 DR. JM.SCOTTof Birmingham, Ala. savs: “1 have cured several cases and have nevdr had an unfavorable symptom.” & ® DR. J. M. WINSLOW of Cold Spring on the Hudsou, N. Y , says: “The treatment is not rainml and does not detain the patient from lis daiiy avoeation. It is a purely scientific method and unatteded with danger.” IS THE CURE PERMANENT? We answer, YES, and subwmit the follow. testimonials to corroberate out =tatement, viz.: : ~ Mr. A. E. Sweet,a werchant of Gibson, PPa., in a recent letter says 1 was perfectly cured of hernia by Dr. Wilcox in October, ISB3, ' TFhat a Paint will stand the Salt Water Fog ought to sell itself. We have it, and as the finest Passenger Steamers, Puritan, Pilgrim Hassachusetts and Connecticat, As well as the finest Yachts, such as Mn Slater’s new one and the I Wanan U. 5. Navy Yachts or War Vessels, Use them they have the best recommendation for that purposec. TRY THEM ONCI. 5 BILLINGS, KING & CG.’S PREPARED HOUSE PAIAT. The best material prepared for application by a “tewm process insures the best rosnlts > i JOHN BROMLEY, Narragansett Pier, R. 1. Wedding Silver. New Designs, Fresh Goods. Reasonable Irices. We invite your mspection when selecting Wedding Presents. HENRY C. WHITTIER & SON, 327 Westminster Street, rovidence. MANUFACTURERS' NATIONAL BANIK, No. 26 Wes:minster Street, Providence, RR. 1. CAPITAI. - - - f500.0C8 UNDIVIDICD PROCITS, - - 8250,000, Personal and Basiness Accoun’s Solicited, ArAd every faciiity ¢@cred consistent with conaservative banking. INTEREST ALLOWEZD OGN DAILY BALANéES. CORRESPONDENCE INVITED. CALEB SEAGRA. . President. GILBERT A. PHILLIPS. Cashier. GOBEILLE'S For the Latest Correct Styles in MILLINERY! Artistic Trimming .and Lowest Priceg. | GOBEILLE'S Succeasor to S. MILKMAN & 00. 161 Westminster Stree, Dn.c.a. BARBOUR, 2 DENTIST, &~ Ornice CrosEp O SatrUmbavs. N WAKEFIELD, R. i A. L. CROOKER & (0. Special Sale FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS Wood Mantels, TILES, GRATES AND - FIRE-PLACE 600DS. Fing Assortment of Wall Papers We are R. I. Agents for The Higgins Pat. Metal Screen Salt Water :vill not rust it and it can ne _ shrink or swell. A. COUGDON, Agt. For Narragansett Pier. = Factory 28-34 Mi | B¢, Warero. ms 230-232 Weybo:set St, PROVIDENCE, R. L Long Distance Telephone No. 14. and have not wora a truss since. Duri treatment I attended to my usaal husina without inconvenience. 1 believe ittobea good thing and can recommend it.” Mr.l. W. Evans of Berkshire N.Y. says*l was cured of rapture by Dr. Wilcox in Au gust, 1803, and am well to-day.” Mr. Henry K. Mandeville of Norwich, N Y., says:“l commenced being treated for rap ture by Dr. Wilcox in May, 15383, awgl afters.x weeks' treatment I was able to &u-h foan teen acres of hay without a truss and have not worn one since. lam a farmer by o&m pnxtm. and worked all time during treat megt.’ Mr. LK. Burlison of Balnbridge, N.Y. says; “My son Clinton, 6 years ofage, who “ias been ruptured from the time he was 2 monthsold, was cured by Dr. Wiiecox in August, 1803, Mrs, Sarah J. Phillips of Chenango county N. Y, says:“l was troubled with mobili hernia from intancyv, but was cured in July, 1883, and have not worn a truss since.” The Wilecox systewn is in succes-tul ope tion in a number of states and hasa rvcofi of several thousand cures. 1 here has neve been the loss of asingie life as a result o: the treatment. We are just getting fairly started in New England, yet we alreads have a nnmber of patients under treatwent and all doing well. If you ure aMicted with hemia we invite you to call. You will e given every opportunity to investizate mat. ters ally. The New Engiand Hernia Cure Ca., (WILCOX SYSTEM) Main Office 86 Weybosset ~t,, Providence. siudiey Building. Branch offices in all Ine leading New Eng. land cities. INSTI I lIN TXX»® TRAVELERS Accident Insurance Co. 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