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LOSSES AND GAINS, Though God has veiled His purpose From our unseeing eyes, He bids us hope unceasing— The weakling as the wise, He makes the glowing future "To blossom from the Now; Of ills He coineth blessings, Although we know not how. And in the flery furnace Of sorrow and of loss, His alchemy divorces . True metal from the lross, As who would scan the pleasure, The verdant vale's delights, Must first, with steps untiring, Ascend the mountain heights, Mayhap to struggle onward, With bruised and bleeding feet, Ere half the weary journey Before him be complete, 8o rises Man, the pilgrim, On lessons bought with pain, And learns there is no losing Without a greater gain. —Frank Putnam, in Ohicago Times-Herald MY TWO DUELS. during the nine ties of this nineteenth century. In each I received some bodily hurt, The first of my duels took place in a small town of Southern France. I was a resident there for the winter, had a tiny bachelor vills, and (through for mer acquaintance with the place) was on pretty intimate terms with a good many of my neighbors, There was an English element in the place, but the French of course predominated, and it was with the Frenchmen I usually found myself. The man with whom I fought was a Provencal, born close by. He was a big, straggling fellow, lean, and with a bright bird’s eye that was always glittering on you. He was a gentleman undoubtedly, had been educated in Marseilles, and had never wandered fifty miles from the Riviera coast. He'wasprobably the most nar row-minded man that ever lived, and, on diet of booksand Anglophobe news papers, he had imbibed a blind and poisonous batred for the British Na tion that was unique in its complete ness. His name was D’Arblay, and he called himself my friend. ' This was the funny thing about the man. He cultivated the society of Englishmen, and individually (I think) he liked them. ,He was eternally running down perfide Albion, but no body took much notice of that. The Englishman who lives abroad is so en tirely confident about the superiority of his own island that he doesn’t often break out in patriotic vein. It isn’t his way. Besides, he finds that one short pitying smile often serves his purpose better than a whole volume of talk. Now, for two years I had endured D’Arblay’s revilings of my native land with no more forcible retort than a series of these pitying smiles; and 1 think in the end he began to hate me, for one day, without warning, he started on a fresh topie which he must have known was calculated to wound me deeply. He commenced to talk mild evil about some one I cared for very much indeed, and that in a club house before the ordinary mixed gathering of other men. I warned him once, twice, and the third time; and he always said that he meant no harm, and turned off what Ibhad said with easy badinage and continued his theme. But at last I saw, or thought I saw, his motive, and a hot anger boiled up in me. “D’Arblay,” 1 said, “ig you want to fight, say so like a man. But drop talking about that girl or I shall throw this inkstand at you head.” “M’sien,” he retorted, “I dispute your right to be the censor of my con versation. The lady in question—" I threw the inkstand. The glass missed him, but the black fluid spurted over his face, and the techunical insult had been given and received. He bowed formally and left the club house,l spoke to a couple of my friends and followed his example. Later he appointed two seconds, and they con sulted with mine; and a time was fixed for the wmeeting, and swords were chosen as the weapons. D’Arblay was anaverage swordsman. I had seen him practise with a maitre d'escrime, and has gauged his powers pretty well. For myself I knew of the art of fencing absolutely nothing whatever; and, when everything was snuzly arranged for the duel, I thougnt of this fact with something more than annoyance. I particularly did not want to be killed, because— well, because a certain lady had promised to marry me within a short ti and I—well, I did not want to dimpoint her. And there was no backing out of the duel. One could afford to laugh at such a meeting in England; but in France it is another matter. Even the Enzlish winter res idents would have looked askance at me 1f 1 tried todisentangle myself. Moreover, there was another thing, more dangerous than wounds or death, and that was ‘ridicule. A man may put up with being kiiled, but he can not endure being laughbed at. Sol made up my mind that, if D'Arblay did pot disable me first, I would leave my mark on him in a way there was no mistakinzg. Miad, I did not want to kiil tke fellow, only I did not in tend to be mixed up in an affair which the wuewspapers coull define as ‘““another bloodness emcounter” and dismiss with a jeering paragragh. So, to sum up, I weat on the field Getermined on forcing a serious fight, and a zood deal fearing lest I myself should be the one to suffexr. 7 We drove out to the place of meet ing in the early morning, with a keen minstrel blowing which chilled one to the bone. The others arrived simul taneously. There was quite a congre gation of us; four seconds, two doe tors, and the principals. Bat D’Arb lay, being & Frenchman, liked the crowd, and I had to bow to the eti quette of the counntry.. No politeness could have been more puactilious than ours, and none more ilcy. We two principals stripped to shirt and trousers. and I stood on the frost rimmed grass in my stocking feet. D’Arblay was opposite me, smiling grimly. We saluted one an other with the bare, Rlittering rapiers, and a second took up position behind each of us, standing ready with a walking stick to knock up she blades at the leas: sign of a foul stroke. At least so I was warned. To myself I was wondering what a “‘foul stroke” might be, so ignorant was I of the very elements of fencing. Bat I said noth ing about this, and, when D’Arblay UGH I am per ps the least marrelsome man \ the world, it bas sen my fate to fight no less than ‘wo duels. One ] wnfess .to have ~ught; the other was thrust upon @; both occurred crossed blades with mine, I engaged him with whirling fary. The blue steei flashed and stabbed a thousand circles in the chill morning air, and a pang of fear gripped me by the heart. I seemed to feel his blade passing through me ‘in a hundred places. Death appeared inevitable. Every second I marvelled at finding nayself alive. To mysell I accepted a mortal wound as inevitable; but I lusted to get my own blade through D’Arblay’s body before I was killed. 1 could hardly see him. Our pauting breath hung gray under the cold morning sun, so that we fought in a clammy mist. I lunged and passadoed, barely guard ing at all, fighting on the offensive only, through sheer greed of getting in my blow before [ was hore de com bat. Then, before I knew what was hap pening, the duel ended. I was con scious of a feeling somewhere or other of a sear as with a hot iron. I'under stood that it meant I was wounded, and dully wondered where, though without being able to locate the hurt. I saw the walking;sticks of the seconds uprise to beat down our weapons, and at the same moment I heard D’Arblay utter a shriek of pain. A heavy cane clashed down on my blade, and I drew back nearly burst for want of breath. These things take long to tell, but the whole of them happened within one tick of a clock. The surgeons rushed up to us with lint and bandages. Blood was run ning from my fingers onto the rapier’s hilt. D’Arblay had scored my right forearm with a shallow gash a dozen inches long. He himself wasin a worse case; I had run him through the shoulder. My seconds tried to hold me back, but I was too warmed up to care much for the etiquette of the French duello then. I went to where D’Arblay lay in the surgeon’s hauds, with blood pat tering from my fingers on to the grass. ““M’sien will apologize, I hope? 1 may mention that the lady is engaged to me.” “I dido’t know it,” said my oppo nent. ““Why didn’t you tell me be fore? My dear fellow, lam most abominably sorry for having chattered. You have given me a pig of a stab, and that ought to settle accounts be tween us. Will you come and break fast with me when we're both tied up ?” One of the seconds murmured at this informality. “‘Sir,” I said, ‘‘if you have anything to complain of, may I hear 1t?” ““Monsieur,” he replied, “‘I think we had better consider this affair as ended now.” The other duel in which I took part was none of my seeking. It happened last year in Florida, where my wile and I were spending the winter, and was thrust upon me in a manner little short of murderous. : The beginning was in this wise: I detected a man cheating at cards. 1 was not playing myself, but thq cheat ing was done to swindle a fellow who was my friend, and, because I saw it, beyond shadow of doubt, I called out to him to stop play. Of course there was a row, and if the sharper had not been in a minority of one there might well have been shooticg. Bat, as it was, the thing was utterly flagrant; indeed, the man himself did not at tempt to deny it, and he went away scattering nothing more dangerous than venomous wordy thrests. We were left trinmphant possessors of the field, and I waxed pedantic to my friend ovor the danger of playing games of chance for the coin of the realm with casual hotel acquaintances. Three days later I went off into the Everglades alligator shooting, and for deer also, if I could come across any. Now what the spot was like will not be spoken of here in detail. Sufficient to mention that among other things I came upon an orchid which I imagined to be new, and all thoughts of shoot ing were for the time submerged be neath the ardor of the collector. 1 laid down my rifle (a Remington .400) against the stem of a magnolia tree and began to feast my eyes upon the trails of hanging blossoms. I suppose I must have dawdled there a full hour, sketching, measuring, tak ing notes, culling specimens, when of a sudden something went wisp past the top of my head, and then, close to, sounded the noisy crack of a heavy rifle. By a sort of useless instinet, the first thing I did was to start backward and to duck my head; the next to stare wiidly around me. A glance showed beyond question where the bullet had come from. Down a glade of live oaks, not sixty yards away, a man was busily engaged in slipping a fresh cartridge into the breech of a rifle, which had gray smoke wreaths % still crawling slowly from its muzzle. It was the fellow I had exposed for cheating at cards. ~ As 1 gazed, he finished loading and ‘sharply raised his weapon. I turned and ran like a frightened dog, zigzag ging in my course to confuse his aim, and making for the magnolia tree. There I snatched up my own rifle, and darted behind the trunk. I stopped and listened. Not a sound was to be heard which rose above the warm hum of the insects and the other never ceasing noises of the forest. 1 could not doubt that the man was watching me and waiting for his next opportun ity to pick me off. My gorge rose at the thought of him. Brute! If he could fire a’sitting shot at an unsus pecting man, I knew what I had to ex pect, and what I must do if my own life was to be saved. I bhad to depend on myself. In that solitude the next human creature might be twenty miles away. Thud! A bullet had struck the tree, and the noise of the shot came close upon Its heels. I swung out from behind the trunk and lifted my rifle, when an other shot whistled out from beneath the live oaks, and I was pcorer by the loss of an ear lobe. My owa ballet rattled harmlessly among the tree twigs, and I strode back to shelter, raging and bleeding. The passion of murder burned in me then like a torch. The heat of the day seemed to have passed completely away. The perspiration which stood on my body turned cold as an ice douche. Never before had my thoughts gushed up with such clearness and strength. It was a duel to the death between me and the sharper, and he had drawn first blood, and I had got to win. The words seemed floating in the hot air before me—*'Kill! kill! kill I” I had reloaded the Remington, and stood with ears strained to catch the slightest sound which told of my en emy’s moving. Till that moment I had supposed his rifle was a repeater. Now another idea came to me. There had been two reports; one short and sharp, the other heavier and more noisy. Of course, the thing was clear. He had fired a revolver shot firss, to draw me from my cover ; had dropped the smaller weapon the moment he pulled trigger; and had fired on me with the rifle directly I emerged from cover. The fiendish cunning of the man made my hate for him glow in me like a draught of raw spirits. All idea of fairness (if indeed such had ever occurred to me) was com pletely swept away by that time. I would fight im by his own methods. The oply question was one of means. As matters stood, I lay ensconsed be hind the stem of the magnolis, and, if I stepped out of its shelter, I should have to take his fire before 1 could get in my own. Asa snap shot I was very conscious of my own deficiencies; from observation I had a high estimate of his skill. But a brain working at the pressure which mine was put to then yields up uuexpected fruits; and when the idea did at lastcome to me I could have sung for very joy. But there wastoo much danger -in it to increast the risks uonecessarily. I slung my rifle by its strap across my shoulder, and tarned round and commenced to climb the magnola. The stem had been split by light ning, or I could not have got up with out my hands being seen round the sides, and, as it was, the e¢limb to the first branch was desperately hard ; but I had the strength of ten men in me then, and the silent wilyness of a Seminole, and I gained the cover of the foliage without having made a slip or cracked a twig. With the caution of a lynx I made my way up the ladder of branches, going higher and higber till there was barely one layer of the dark green shining leaves between me and the burning sky above; and then Ilooked about me till I found a steady seat; and then I unslung the Remington from my shoulders. I brushed the rustling curtain of leaves softly aside with the muzzle and peered out. M enemy was on his old ground, stad ing beneath the live oaks with hisrifle at the ready. Some indefinable sus picion must have got hold of him, for at that moment he looked up. The reports of the two rifles rang up into the heated air simultaneously, but mine was the better aim. His bullet whistled through the 3ark green leaves a foot from my head; mine broke his right elbow joint. ' I reloaded and hailed him. There was & pool of black water on the nearer side of the live oaks, and the snout and eyebrows of an alligater showed upon the surfuce like two knots of dead wood. “Take your rifle,” I said, ‘‘and thut revolver and throw them into the water.” He hesitated, nursing his wounded #rm in the palm of his hand, and glar ing at me like a fiend. ““Quick !” I said. *‘lf you take time ::lo think twice more I'll shoot you ead.” ; He picked up the weapons one by one and then dropped them into the water with sullen splashes. The rep tiles in the pool, frightened by the noise, sank down to the mud below, where they lay. “Now,"” I said, “‘go!” and he went, and I watched until he was out of sight among the tree trunks and the SAW grass., - : : Then I climbed down and gathered my orchids and went home by another way, keeping a very sharp lookout. I trusted little to that man’s chivalry. I have seen another fellow cheat at cards since then, but that was in South America, and I did not feel called upon to interfere. Two duels have been quite emough for me.— Chambers's Journal. SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL, A pound of phosphorus heads 1,000,- 000 matches. The latest application of asbestos in electricity is called the electrotherm, and is used in hospitals,’in place of the old-fashioned hot-water bott}e. It has been noted that there has been no drought in Southern Cali fornir in those distriects in which the eucalyptus trees have been extensively planted. Permission has been asked the au thorities of the City of Mexico to al low the change from mule power to electricity on the street raiiroads with in the city. On the gastern coast of Ireland it rains on an average of 208 days in the year, in England about 150 'days, at Kazan about ninety days and in Si beria only sixty days. The elephant is commonly supposed to be aslow, clumsy fellow, but when excited or frightened can attain a speed of twenty miles an hour and can keep it up for a half a day. No parental care ever falls to the lot of a single member of the insect tribe. In general, the eggs of an in gect are destined to be hatched long after the parents are dead. A motor trioyole attracted much at tention at a recent display of autocars in London. The inventor is an Ameri can. The car is seated for four per gons and weighs only 400 pounds. Compressed hot water is said to be a remarkably cheap motive power, and the New York Central authorities are thinking of running fast trains between New York and Albany by its means, Professor Charles Stewart told the the British Royal Institution the other day that there are 334,000 bhairs on the buman body. He said that he would not be particular to a hair or two vne way or the other, but the above number was the average, for he had counted them. Two English bacteriologists con clude that an average of 1590 microbes must be inhaled into the nose every hour, while in London the number must often reach 14,000. The crgan isms are caught by the nose and passed to the digestive organs, which in health destroy them. Long distance telephones have been placed in the smallest Swiss villages, making it possible to communicate from one end to the other of the coun try on instruments kept in perfect re pair, and on which one can hear dis tinctly. The fee varies from two to eight cents a message. Electric light ing from water power has been intro dvced in even small places. She Caught Him, A young married woman was look ing at a vacant house on Pacific ave nue the other day with a view to rent ing, when she heard a noise in one of the upper rooms. She went up to see what it was, and was almost sure that she saw a man dodge into a closet and close the door after him. Her first im pulse was to run and scream, but see ing the key in the door she walked slowly across the room and turned the key. Then she ran for a policernan. It was in the morning and she could find none, so went home to lunch and forgot all about her prisoner till even ing. Then she hunted up an officer and went to the house. When the [closet door was opened the half suffocated owner of the house tumbled out. He had gone to the jouse to do some little chores, and vlz“ changing his clothes when his toilet was interrupted by the young lady’s unexpeocted appearance, and he was forced to seek a refuge in the ocloset. —San Francisco Post. A QUEEN’S KINDLY ACT. A beautiful act of the Queen of Spaic is being very favorably commented upon through the entire Spantish press. The Queen was riding in her carriage with her brother, Archduke Eugene of Austria, through the Pasco de Aren eros, one of thefinest streetsof Madrid, when they met a priest carrying the holy sacrament to a dying girl. Both the Queen and her brother stepped out of the royal carriage, surrendered their places to the priest and followed the carriage on foot to Ganlee street, where a young girl, Maria Louise Fuentes, the daughter of the well known actor of the same name, was in the throes of death. The Queen showed great interest in the family and assisted at the ceremony of administering the extreme unction to the girl, who died soon afterward. When the priest left the house the Queen and her brother returned on foot behind the royal ecarriage, in which the priest rode to the church of Nuestra Senora de los Dolores, where the priest dismounted and thanked the Queen for her kindness. When the population of that quarter of the city learned of the noble act of their Queen regent, the emthusiastic demonstration seemed never to end. When the Queen had reached the palace she sent one of her adjutants to the house of the dead girl witha purse containing a round sum of money to defray the expense incurred by the illness and death of the girl. THE HAIR FOR A PHOTOGRAPH. If the nuque, as the French call the back of the neck, is long, white, and delicate in modeling, and combined with the gractful curvesr made by long sloping shoulders, known in the ar tist’s vocabulary as ‘‘beauty lines,” the maid is ordered to dress the hair high, that this perfection of form and outline may give additional beauty to the picture. If, on the other hand, the neck is mucular or scrawny, and there are broad, bare spaces back ot the ears, the hair is arranged low, brought well over the ears in creped masses, and twisted in a loose coil on the nape of the neck. i Covering the ears with wavy tresses is a fad with some artists, particularly for profile pictures, where ti® ear, as the central feature, is liable to appear in strangely exaggerated form. For the perfect, oval face the hair is dressed a la Pompadour, and is guilt less of curl or wave. Where tke oval is less pronounced, but the forehead is yet beautiful, the fluffy Pompadour is advised. For the fuller face, the artist forbids the fashionable roll and saggests the smooth bandeaux in vogue in our grandmothers’ youth. Where the forehead is higher, the bandeaux are waved and slightly drooped at the square corners of the temples. Never will the true artist allow the broad, high forehead in its bland and unin teresting entirety to be forced upon the vision of a helpless posterity. TLe delicately formed face, that is sometimes patrician and sometimes only thin, is in either case treated with careful consideration. Fluffy tresses are a prerequisite to becoming hair-dressing- for the slender face. Whether the hair is parted in the mid dle, worn in myriads of curls at the sides of the face, in the fashion of 1830, or parted over the left temple, drawn back in waves to the crown of the head and held in place by a jaun tily set Spanish comb, a la Carmen, in every instance there are waves or curls in profusion and the ears are partly hidden.—Demorest’s Magazine, WOMEN OF THE STATES. Miss Emma Guy is not the only female librarian in the United States, but she enjoys the distinction of being the youngestand one of the most popu iar. Sheisa native of Kentucky, and owes most of her education to the Masonic fraternity, of whichher father was once a prominent member. The very first Indian woman who has graduated as a trained nurse is Miss Nancy Cornelius. Alwaysa prom ising pupil in the schcol on the Oneida reservation, she bas quickly developed into an unusual nurse, too gocd, she declar:s herself, to be confined to work in a narrow sphere. She prefers to live in the East, where she can be busy and learn more of her work and support herself with better pay. Mrs. Felton, of Georgia, will testify that wives of Washington politicians sometimes do more than merely shine at afternoon teas. Mis, Felton is forty years of age, bright, adroit and force ful. Her husband}is ceventy and not so energetic, and it is an open secret that his wife prepares most ot bhis papers, which are proncunced unusu ally able and discriminating. A pretty French Canadian girl is making a great sensation 1n Lewiston, Me., by ccbbling shoes. All the men in town are bEringingjtheir old shoes, which they fully intended, before she set up business, to throw away, to be mended. Her businessis rushing, and many a passerby pauses to watch her as she zits by her window plying her awl with zeal and grace. Miss Clara M. Stimson, of Houlton, Me., announces proudly that she is a sawmill owner by choice. She might have made a living at_ trimming hats or at planning dresses, but she pre ferred to run a sawmiil not at arm’s length or in deliberate fashion, but with enthusiasm and rafe precision, gupervising and personally directing her own shingle mill. To a woman belongs the honor of having reduced the chances of Josing life through suffocation to a minimum. Mrs. John H. Miller, of Syracuse, N. Y., has invented a wondertul fireman’s cap, & cap which will enable a man to grope about in a stifling atmosphere for an hour. A silk sponge, through which no smoke can enter, but which permits the ingress of air in plentiful quantities, fills an aperture for the mouth, snd when properly adjusted, the cap is so simple that its efficacy is apparent at a glance. Before ‘;0 was introgno%d into so ciety at Newport an ashington, H‘?z Helen Brice, the eldest daughter of Senator Brice, had passed her en trance examinations at the Harvard Annex. Thus, besides being very handsome and of an essentially Ameri can type, she is also unusually clever and serious. GOSSIP, Mies Bertha G. Lamme, of the West inghouse works, in Pittsburg, Penn., is the only woman electrical engineer in the country. The Omaba (Neb.) Woman's Club proposes to build, at a cost of $50.- 000, a permanent home. It will be a three-story brick building. Lady Tennyson socarcely ever went into society when the poet laureate was living, and is seen even less now. She has been an invalid all her life. It is not generally known that the ex-Empress Eugene is partly an Irish woman. On one side she was de scended from an Irish soldier of for tune, who made a name and place for himself in the interminsble Spanish WATS., The German Empress was exceed ingly friendly toward Mrs. Uhl, wife of the United States Ambassador, upon the occasion of that lady's first andience with Her Majesty. The Em press conducted her conversation in English. = Queen Victoria seems to have gone into the strawberry growing business, An English exchange says that she secured the Banksian medal at the Royal Horticultural Society’s Show the other day “‘for asplendid exhibit” of the fruit. The Michigan Agricultural Board has adopted a four-year course of study for women at the State Agri cultural College. The course includes pouliry raising, cooking, domestic economy, languages, music, painting and floral culture. Anhie Jeuness Miller’s ambition is to establish at tLe]National Capital an institution for physical development and the highest art of self-culture, which shall be under the control of able students of anatomy, chemistry and physical science. Frau Emile Kempin, Doctor at Law, has opened a lawyer’s office in Unter den Linden. She is the first woman lawyer who has practiced in Berlin. Frau Kempin used to lecture on Eng lish and American law at Zurich Uni versity. She first practiced law in New York. Miss Daisy Barbee, of Atchison, Kan., was graduated last term with the highest honors from the Law De partment of Washington University, at St. Louis, having captured the thesis prize over thirty-eight competi tors. She was the only young woman in the class. The Kentucky State Convention of the Federation of Women’s Clubs has elected Mrs, C. O. Hansford, of Har rodsburg, President; Mrs. Jason Walker, of Richmond, Vice-President ; Miss Emma Campbell, of Maysville, Secretary, and Mrs. Ellen Hoover, of Nicholasville, Treasurer. FASHION NOTES. Navy blue challis make fine travel ing costumes. Bandana handkerchief blouses are in great demand. The all red hat has succeeded the all purple one. Perpendicular skirt trimming is again coming Into vogue. A Persian dimity trimmed with black ribbon is very chiec. The chie veil for big hats is white maline, with large black velvet spots wide apart. Pompadour and lilac shades "are very daintily combined in many sum mer costumes. Lemon colored gloves are the vogue in London, and therefore {[can be* ex pected here soon. Quaint little sweet peas, the beau ties of our grandmothers’ gardens, are essentially a la mode. Persian lawn negligees are seen in the stores trimmed with nainsook em broidery or Valenciennes lace. Golfers who object tc wearing heavy woolen stockings can now purchase plaid hosiery in silk and cottor. The bustle is again in evidence, and some of the new dresses are quite heav ily padded at the sides and back of the skirt. Summer jewelry is of a type distinet from that worn in winter. It consists largely of studs and sleeve links for the favored shirt waist. Tulle, that has been so popular, is giving place to chiffon. The latter has the enduring method of never cheap ening, and 18 quite as beautiful ard generally becoming. Short, double breasted coats of black, brown or green velvet, faced on the revers and collar wita far, or white cloth edged with fur, are one of the novelties in outside garments, Large fancy buttons decorate the front. For more common wear there are coats of similar style with strapped seams and melon-shaped sleeves. Preaching Stiil at Ninety-Une, It is an unusual thing, indeed, for a minister to be in active service at the ripe old age of ninety-one, and it lis a more unusual thing for a minister to continue without salary as pastor of one charge for fifty-five years with still no d=finite time for retirement therefrom to look forward to. There is such a minister in Montgomery County, however in the person of Elder Jonathan Van Cleve, pastor of the Indian Creek Baptist Cbhurech. The wvenerable Jonathan Van Cleve is the recognized patriarch of his de nomination, and throughout the cen tral States his name is a household word in all Primitive Baptist families. He has been a great traveling preacher, always at his owa expense, and while ‘‘every third Sunday” finds him in his own pilpit, every other Sunday finds him in some other pulpit, perhaps hundreds ot miles from his home. Although ninety-one years old, his form is erect, his eye clear and spark ling, his voice resonant and ringing and his mind and memory unimpaired. He remembers with distinctness every incident of his youth, and, what is unusual with old men, he perfectly remembers all incidents and circum stances of his later years, He reasous as he always reasoned, and in the revolation of church and creed he clings to the religious tenets of his early ministry. He has the hearing of a man of sixty, the tireless energy of a youth of thirty.—lndianapolis News. Wonderful Changes in a Fish’s Color, In" France they have a species of trout called the ‘*black burn.” He is almost pure black when taken from the water, but changes color to suit the receptacle in which he is put. In a white jar the creature changes to a pure albino in from two to three days, but changes back to black when pat in a dark vessel. Imn a common potiery jar he becomes a brick color, and in a glass globe he becomes so transparent that he can scarcely be seen. BLOWS, The giant powder the blast Is blowing up the boulders; The maiden with pneumatic sleeves Is blowing up her shoulders. The baker to the kitchen maid Is blowing up his crumpets; The milkman in the lower hall Is blowing up the trumpets. The gentle zephyr from the South Is blowing the narcissus; The cook who thinks she knows it all Is blowing up the ““missus.” The father, down upon his knees, Is blowing up the fires; The daughter in her bloomer suit, Is blowing up the tires. —Yonkers Statesman. HUMOR OF THE DAY, Handsome is as bandsome does, and handsome often does as handsome pleases. We may not be able to teach an old dog new tricks, but lots of us learn a great deal while trying.—Puck. “*T is better tolaugh than be sighing™ In poetry sounds very nice; Bat laughing will not pay the coalman And so it won't cut any ice. Don’t let your troubles blind you to the fact that your neighbor’s sym pathy is two-thirds curiosity.— Atchi son Globe. The wealth of our language is shown by the fact that ‘“hang it up” and ‘‘chalk it down” mean precisely the same tlgag. Miss Huggins—‘‘My father is very good at reading faces.” Mr. Kissam— *“Then I had better not print any kisses there.” ““One swallow may n>t make a sum mer,” but it may have occurred to youn that one grasshopper makes more than a dozen springs. The more delighted a girl is when a young man calls on her, the longer she stays up stairs to primp up hefore she comes down.—The South-West. A man doesn’t fully realize the re sponsibilities of life until he is called upon to open a can of salmon with a pair of scissors.—The South-West. Doctor—*‘lf you bind salt pork on your face it will cure the toothache.” Patient—*‘But, doctor, won’t it give ‘me pork chops?”—Detroit Free Press. Asto some of our statesmen, it is doubtful whether they lack the cour age of their opinions, or the courage to admit that they haven’t any opinions.—Puack. Jim Senn—‘“Why do they ecall money the ‘long green?”” Joe Cose —*Negatively, 1 suppose; because without it you are short and blue.”-~ Philadelphia North American. ] Proprietor—‘“Where is the book keeper?”’ Office Boy—*“He isn’t in. His wife seat him word that the baby was asleep, and he’s gone home to see what it looks like.,””— Standard. ‘““Where are you going, my pretty maid?” “‘Going a-walking, kind sir,” she said. “‘May I go with you, my pretty maid?” ‘I don’t walk with a stick, kind sir,” she said. Wrinkle. Hoax—*““What! You buying a bi cycle? I thought you detested them. Joax—*‘So I do, but I've been run over long enough. Now I'm going to have my revenge.” Philadelphia Record. - He—*““When I am married I'll make & practice of coming down to dinner every evening in a dress suit.”” She— “‘And after vou've been married awhile, I’ve no doubt, you’ll come down to breakfast in one.”—Truth. . Invention Enthusiast—‘‘l under stand that Keely has constructed a cylinder that will stand a pressure of 3500 pounds to the square inch.” Pretty Girl (who hasn’t been hugged for a year)—‘“Huh! I don’t think that’s much.”—New York Weekly. ““Your son, I believe, made some experiments while at college?” “‘Yes, he discovered what he calls his ‘scien tific paradox.’” ‘“What is the nature of it?” ‘‘He succeeded in demon strating that debts are expanded by contracting them.” Washington Times. President Rox—*‘But your account is already overdrawn, so I don’t see how we can honor your further de mands.” She—*‘But I see lots of people depositing ; why can’t you give me some of theirs? They’ve already paid in much more than I've drawn out.”—Standard. A Remarkable Counterfeiter, Walter N. Owens, a farmer of Okla homa, was sentenced on Friday, at Wichita, Kan., to serve a term in the penitentiary at Leavenworth for coun terfeiting. The case, to some extent, is s remarkable one. Previous to his arrest he had always borne a good reputation. Two years ago he was a juror in the United. States Court here and tried a counterfeiter. During the progress of the trial counterfeiters’ tools were exhibited and evidence in troduced showing how false moneys were coined. Owens examined the tools closely and listened to the evi dence attentively. After the conclu gion of the trial he went home and made counterfeiting tools himself and proceeded to work. Owing to his good reputation he made and passed & great deal of spurious money before he was detected. —New Orleans Times- Democrat. A New Sidewalk Game, A pew game has been originated by the little girls of Brooklyn which throws all the other sports of its kind into the shade. It is called ““Playing Statue,” and is all the rage. A num ber of lassies get together, and, tak ing their stand on the sidewalk, pro ceed to pose in tragic or comic atti tudes, according to the programme called out to them by the little stage manager. This important official oc cupies a position on a neighboring doorstep. The Delsarte craze is prob akly responsible for this new juvenile game, and the damsels who have been acquiring poses at great expenditure of ducats and muscle will have to look to their laurels, as their small rivals imitate them to perfection. Some big girl’s little sister is, no doubt, re sponsible for this charming sidewalk novelty. —Pittsburg Dispatch. A Royal Cat. The most honored member ot the King of Siam’s household is a cat—a big, whitehaired cat, with a black face and peculiar eyes and ears. This grimalkin is supposed to be as royal as any of the pompous folk attached to the King’'s court. Eleven hundred and thirty-one per sons have enf¥red for the preliminary examinations to Yale University; 728 of these are for the academic depart ment and 403 for the Sheffield Scien tific School. Recent experiments show that glass may be soldergd by an alloy of ninety five parts of tin and five of zine. A more expensive solder etaploys tin and alluminum. ARE YOU RUPTURED? If so, we can cure you permanently, and almost painlessly, without surgical operation or detention from business. . Examination Free. No Cure, No Pay. Can Rupture by Cured? Yes. Read the following statements, made by physicians, who are using the Wilcox Sys. tem, viz.: . 1. EDWARDS, M, D., ot Jackson, Mich., says: “I have administered the treatment over five hundred times and have never had any bad results. I can cure any case of her nia that can ve held in place during treat. ment-” > = - - S W.HOVER, M. D., formerly of Fayette, Ohio, now of Toledo, says: “I have had good success with the Wilcox system for treating hernia. 1 have cured over two dozen cases during the past four months.” * . = DR J. M. HANGER of staunton, Va_, says: “Jt will do tne work safely and certainiy. 1 have cured a number of cases.” . DR.J.T. V. BLOCK=O of Wi'mington, Del., says; “I am fully convinced that the Wilcox treatment for hernia is safe and sure.” * - - . " DRS. MCNETT and SUTTON of Bath, N. Y., say: “We have cured a number of cases and have never seen any unplieasant effect from its use.” LR o DR. J. M. SCOTTof Birmingham, Ala.,says: “I have cured several cases and have never had an unfavorable oe'mmmn." * - DR. .M. WINSLOW of Cold Spring on the Hudson, N. Y., says: “The treatment is not Balnml and does not detain the patient from is daily avoecation. It is a purcly scientifie method and unatteaded with danger.” IS THE CURE PERMANENT? We answer, YES, and submit the follow testimonials to corroberate out statement, viz.: ! IR = " Mr. A. E. Sweet,a merchant of Gibson,a.. in a recent letter says I was perfectly cured of hernia by Dr. Wilcox in October, ISB, A GUARANTEE a Paint will stand the 3alt Water Fog ought to sell itself. We have it, and as the finest Passenger Steamers, TFhat - Pilgrim Massachusetts and Connecticut, well as the finest Yachts, such as Mnr Slater’s new one and the Puritan, U. Use them they have the best recormmendation for that purpose. TRY THEM ONCE. ° BILLINGS, KING & CO.’S The best material prepared for application by a steam process insures the best results Wedding Silver. -~ New Designs, Fresh Goods, Reasonable Prices. We mvite your mspection when selecting Weddmg Presents. HENRY C. 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Metal Screen Salt Water will not rust it and it can ne shrink or swell. A. COUGDON, Agt. For Narragansett Pier. Factory 28-24 Mi | St. Warerocms 230-232 Weybosset St. PROVIDENCE, R. I. Long Distance Telecphone No. 14. and have not worn a truss since. During treatment I attended to mg utual business without inconvenience. 1 believe ittobean good thing and can recommend it.” Mr.l. W. Evans of Berkshire N.Y, says*l was cured of rupture by Dr. Wilcox in Au. gust, 1843, and am well to.day.” Mr. Henry K. MandevilleofNorwich, N.Y., says:“l commenced being treated for rup ture by Dr. Wilcox in May, 1883, and atter s.xg weeks' treatment I was able to piteh foun teen acres of hay without a truss and have not worn one since. lam a farwer by o&& pation and worked all time during t meng" Mr. [ K. Buriison of Bainbridge, N.Y. says) “My son Clinton, 6 years ofage, who "as beey ruptured from the time he was 2 monthsold, was cured by Dr. Wiicox in August, 1803." Mri. Sarah J. Phillips of Chenango county N. Y.Usays:*“l was troubled with n:mb‘.!lcd hernia from intancy, but was eured in July, 18683, and have not worn a truss since.” The Wilcox system is in succes-tul opera. tion in a number of states and has a record of several thousand cures. There has neve been the loss of a single life as a result o: the treatment. We are just getting fairly started in New England,yet we already have a nnmber of ‘mlicnls under treatment and all doing well. If you are aMicted with hemnia we invite you to caill. You will He given every opportunity to investigate mate ters fully. The New England Hernia Cure Co., (WILCOX SYSTEM) Main Office 86 Weybosset st., Providence., Studley Building. Branch offices in all the leading New Eng. land cities. lEINSTUIRE IN TXIXI® TRAVELERS Accident Insurance Co. Of Hartford, Conn. This Company is well kncwn as the largest and soundest Accicd~wt Company in exist snce. RATES LOW. Vor further informatios apply to H. B. PERRY, Agent. ALBERT B. 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