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PAGE EIGHT Sage TicKs Strawbridge and Clothier. Philadel phia, advertise: “Lifelike Dolls with Voice Twenty Inches High.” Boy, page Mme. Galli-Curcl! • • • • We have heard so much about the wort ug of the prohibition laws that we are very happy to be able to re gale our select readers with an ac count of its beneficial effects in New Hampshire. This tale of joy comes from the Newport (N. H.) Republi can-Champion r> Considerable excitement prevailed at the Newport House at about 3 o’- clock Friday morning when a young man by the name of Curtiss Brassaw made his entrance to the lobby of the hotel only a few minutes after another party had come in. He immediately made his way to the ladies’ parlor, which is up one flight of stairs, and took a seat, whereupon the night clerk Mr. Langdell, escorted him down to the office. The clerk could not seem to ascer tain as to whether the young man had made a reservation, so called the head clerk, Mr. Nimky. Meanwhile Bras saw had torn down an electric light fixture over one of the writing desks, broken two lights of glass in the di ning room door and had drunk a bottle of ink. He was obsessed with the 1- dea that he had purchased the hotel, and had a right to stay there. Police man Mason S. Colby was called by telephone, who with the assistance of George E. Lewis. George Page. Ezra Shattuck, Harold P. Shepard and James Wright, placed him in the lock up. He wa« taken to his home on Greenhurst Street later in the day. A little over a month ago a baby was born on a Northwestern train be tween Riverton and Lander. This was a genuine Pullman birth. • • • • Our worthy brother, the Shoshoni Enterprise, reports that a Shoshoni woman was much annoyed the other day by mislaying her skirt. She final ly found it in her glove. • • • • We shall now cry, “Ichabod! Icha bod!” The worst has come to pass. We shall not be at all astonished to hear that home brew has crept into Heaven, now. For lo! it has reached even unto the .earthly Zion, that one run by Wilbur Glenn Voliva. And if hooch can get in there, why should wp serenely suppose that it cannot pt by the gates of the other Zion? Mr. Voliva has shown us so often that the Almighty cannot manage the world without him that we fear for Eternity. • • • • The one thing we cannot get into our heads is, how did the Almighty get along as long as he did without Mr. Voliva? • * • ♦ We hear a great deal about the sad lack of breeding in the United States; i it is constantly held up to ug that we I are an unmannerly people. For the: edification of those who dwell upon this depravity of Americans, we call attention to the bandits who robbed; the State bank at Pana, 111., and shot I the cashier. Jack Wiliams, while do ing the Job. They wrote to the woun ded man, “Sorry we shot you. Jack i hope you make a speedy recovery.’’, What more could the most fastidious! of us ask? • o • • Among the most faithful friends of j the Enterprise, and one of the most worthy of all men from the point of! view of this column, is H. von U. He is an everpresent help in time of trou-,■ ble, for he sends many hundreds of I notes and clippings to us. These he' takes from many sources, cuts them | out, and sends in little | bundles, each held together by an e-l lastic. We are more than grateful to him; but we cannot help feeling that he has taken advantage of his posi- ’ tion to foist off on us a pun so awful, | so unearthly in its wild wickedness,; that we must express our righteous! wrath and indignation. No sadder! penalty can we inflict than to repeat* the words he wrote. These are those: i “Cody should soon be a musical cen ter because of the many rubber bands, etc.” • • • • We pause from crying "Ichabod" some more only to ask what the ‘etc.’ stands for? However, this good friend is not wholly reprehensible. He sometimes springs one on us that appeals to us, and brings to our worn face the glad presence of a sunny smile. He oft times recalls to us our childhood, and the honest tear courses unchecked adown our swarthy cheek as we see once more the “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” of our innocence. H. von U. writes: “The season is approaching when the memory of the advent of ‘Uncle Tom's Cabin’ was a feature at the one night stands. We remember when the bloodhounds ran away from the show because the actors got hungry and ate the dogs’ meat, which was used to tempt them across the muslin Ice. We recall the suspicious town constable who loitered around the R. R. station until the hotel bill was paid.” MRS. MARTHA OLSON On Saturday morning Mrs. Martha Olson died at the Jernberg Ranch on the South Fork at the age of 84. She was mother to Mrs. Jernberg. The funeral was held at the ranch on Sunday afternoon, and interment took place In Ishawooa cemetery. Local News Items ■ F. McJunkin was a Monday visitor: from Lakeview flat. Andy Martin was in town on Satur-j day. Russell Kimball was in Cody over New Years Day. Wm. Lenninger went to Greybull on Tuesday for a business trip. Edward H. Peirce left on Monday for Cheyenne, where he will reside. Miss Margaret McGinnis spent the weekend in Bilings. Al Beem left Cody on Monday for a time. Geo. Bratton went to Powell on Monday. Bill Holbrook went to Denver on Friday for a ten days’ visit. Tim Ewing returned from Thermo polis Tuesday night. Mr. and Mrs. Dave Jones returned from Billings on Tuesday. Major T. J. McCoy is expecting to be in Cody soon on business. Geo. Stoppe is in Billings this week having some dental work done. Mrs. Wm. O’Neil is visiting a few days with the Chas. Stump family. E. M. Ballinger came in from Lake view fiat on Mondazr to attend the meeting of the Cody Club. George Marx, who has been in ill health for some time will go to the Springs at Thermopolis shortly. Blenn Holman had a Jiard time get ting in from the South Fcrk for sup plies. as the snow had drifted badly. Rev. and Mrs. D. R. Blaskie enter tained Mr. and Mrs. Henry Pool and Mrs. F. Lens at New Years dinner. Ernest Ebert returned to Greybull on Monday after spending the week end here with relatives. Eddie Null, popular overall sales man for Dave Jones’ store, leaves in the morning for a stay in Mesa, Cal The Cody Hi»:h FcLool basketbail team are making a week end tour of the southern Big Horn Basin towns. Mrs. Mabel Chapman returned to Cody from the Powell hospital on i Monday noon. Walter Peterman’s son, born De ' cember 24, has been named Nels Walter. He weighs pounds. C. C. Melton and Fred Schultz took * New Years dinner with Dr. and Mrs. R. C. Trueblood. Wm. L. Pfeiffer who has been vis iting a few days in Cody, left on Wed nesday for Los Angeles. Virginia S. Brady returned to Ther mopolis on Monday, after spending the holidays with Mr. and Mrs. W. L. Simpson. Misses Jane Beck and Ida Ward left on Monday for where they will resume their work at the University. Ned Frost left for Eastern points this week where he will do consider able soliciting in connection wifi t'ie coming dude season. Rev. R. R. Marquis leaves this week for Pennsylvania where he will make a three months’ tour in connection with his missionary work. Finley Goodman and his mother are now occupying the Presbyterian l Manse in Powell. Finley says he is where he belongs at last. “Bill’’ Borron is planning to go to Kansas City and Chicago on a busi-■ . ness trip some time after the of • i the month. Herman Larson, formerly butter ' maker at the Cody Creamery, is now ' employed in a large creamery in Hous-i 25% REDUCTION EXCURRION FARF To DENVER AND RETURN Via ■ JANUARY 14, 15, 16, 17 Final Return Limit c .ruary 25 Account NATIONAL WESTERN STOCK SHOW CASHI CASHI CASH! PAID FOR HIDES, PELTS, and FURS. Get My Prices on FURS. J. P. WEBER Phone 142 CODY, WYO. MAKE EVERY HOUR A HAPPY HOUR! Pool Billiards Cards Bowling LUNCH COUNTER With Blanche Gokel fixin’ up the eats LOVE’S PLACE ton, Texas. H. H. Howarton of Lakeview flat | waw in town the early part of the week to attend the meeting of the Cody Club. We hear from the Shoshone Ranch that a foot and a half of snow and prohibition is a depressing combina tion. The Lower Sage Creek Woman’s Club will give a cooked food sale at the Cody Trading Co., Saturday, Jan uary 7th. Mrs. A. Mullen announces the mar riage of her daughter Irene Helen to Mr. Ruben E. Larson on Wednesday. December twenty-eighth, at Omaha, Nebraska. Sam Scoville has recovered from the puncture he received while rid ing a bucking horse on the stage at Greybull and will put on his act in' th 5 theater at Powell Thursday night. The Mountains-Plains Film Co. cf Denver, who are expecting to make pictures in this locality with head quarters at the Majo ranch, write to know how deep the snow is in these parts. Mr. and Mrs. Sidnev McPhail and and Mrs. Glonn Trueblood took New Years dinner with Mr. and Mrs. Cecil Dye at Greybull. They atten ded the dance given there in the eve ilng, and reported a fine time. The candidates who were admitted to the Elks Lodge in Greybull last week were chained to the lamp posts on the line of march during the par ade, loaded in with th* ?oats, and an chored to a large manure bpreader which was in the procession. There was a birthday party for Tom McGuire given by Mr. and Mrs. Joe Freeborg last Friday night. Those | present were Mr. and Mrs. Pat Dut-: ton, Mr. and Mrs. C. D. Hooker, Mr. and Mrs. Ed Wilder, Mr. and Mrs. Harry Wiard. William Hawkins writes from the penitentiary at Rawlins that he has learned to make piano and library I scarfs and women’s hand bags out of San silk and will be glad to have or : ders. He is doing this work in his I spare time that he may not be with- I out funds when his term is out. About forty friends were invited by the Misses Betty and Jane Beck to see the New Year in on Saturday ev ening. After an evening of dancing, there was a grand march at midnight, followed by an hilariouiTVelcome to 1922 as the clock struck twelve. Re freshments were served later. Eat More Fresh Vegetables and Fruits If you want to feel right for the day’s work. You can get ’most anything you want in mid winter at the Big Store, and the prices are on ly a trifle higher than you pay other seasons. California Head Lettuce, per lb 25<l Cucumbers, 2 for Snowball Cauliflower, per lb 25/ Cranberries, per quart 35/ Round Red Radishes, per bunch 10/ Best Oranges, per dozen 60/ and 75$ Hubbard Squash, per lb 5/ Large Sunkist Lemons, per dozen 45/. .Carrots, per lb 5/ Fresh Pineapple 45/ Genuine Pascal Celery, per bunch 15/ Extra Fancy Box Apples $3.60 Blood Red Beets, per lb 5/ Large Grape Fruit, 2 for 35/ Turnips, per lb 5/ Jumbo Bananas, per lb 17J4/ Rutabagas, per lb 5/ Dromedary Dates, per package 25/ Cabbage, per lb 7J4/ Persian Stuffed Dates, per package 50/ Parsnips, per lb 5/ California Figs, per package 20/ ■ Some New Prices On Staple Articles Schillings Best Cream of Tartar Baking Pow- Gallon cans Karo Blue Label Syrup, pei‘ gal. .. .75/ der, can $1.25 Gallon cans Karo Red Label Syrup, per ga1....85/ Gillette’s Best Cocoa, in sealed cans at bulk Table Beet Sugar, per cwt $7.65 prices, 2%-lb can for 50/ Gold Dust or Golden Rod Washing Powder, Rex and Lewis Lye, 2 cans for 25/ lar ff e size - 3 P a c ka E e s for SIOO r „, to . , or' o-. Scat Hand Soap or paste, 2 cans for 25/ Old Dutch Cleanser, 2 cans for 25/ pjne Tar Hand Soapj 3 cakes for Crystal Sal Soda in 2}4-1b packages for soften- Palm Olive Hand Soap, 3 cakes for 25/ ing water, 2 packages for 35/ Fels Naphtha Laundry Soap, box of 10 bars... .85/ IKBP— Pres.*-Mgr.. WHERE IT PAYS TO PAY CASH Rev. Blaskie Discusses Washington Conference Rev. D. R. Blaskie addressed the Woman’s Club on Tuesday on the sub ject of the Washington conference on 1 i limitation of armaments. Outlining the influence of women ■ upon men who have been great world shapers. Mr. Blaskie went on to say ■ that he was addressing the ladies on 1 this subject because of the influence • they covid exert todav. • The difference between the Wilson League and this proposed Association 1 of Nations is that the former was a group of fifty-one powers bent an po- 1 j llcing the earth, while Mr. Harding’s 1 group is of only four, to police the - Pacific. Again, the present League is F supposed to be perpetual, while the 5 one under discussion at Washington • is to endure only ten years. And any > nation cas withdraw from it on a s year’s notice. But, Mr. Blaskie asked, what is to I prevent an alliance of Germany, Rus -1 sia and China into a counter-associa- • tion that can oppose this one and so • wreck all hopes of world peace or e ’• ven peace in the Pacific? The solution to the problem lies not 3 in legislation, diplomacy, treaties. It t depends upon a more sincere appre -3 ciation of the Christian doctrine of ’■ life —a more honest endeavor by all men to love their neighbor as them r selves. Episcopal Guild Elect Officers At their meeting on Wednesday af ternoon at the home of Mrs. Howe, the ladies of Christ Church Guild elected their officers for the year. Mrs. W. L. Simpson was chosen President; Mrs. H. H. Patchell, Vice President; Mrs. F. Lens, Secretary; Mrs. Henry Pool, Treasurer. Advertise in the Enterprise. Another jolt for the farmer —wheat has slumped to 69c with the failure of a big Chicago bank. Know anything of Interest to your neighbors? Phone It to No. 9. MRS. BRITA MARTA JOHANSSON Mrs. Brita Marta Johansson passed away on Monday morning at 3:45, at the Johansson Ranch on the Meeteet se Road. Mrs. Johansson was born in Sweden 81 years ago, and came to this coun try in 1891. She lived eleven years in Michigan, after which she came to How About It? - How about that real estate you have been trying to sell, or buy? I can find a purchaser, or sell any kind of property you may have to offer. I handle real estate of any kind, any where, and can sell as easily in another section as in this. Perhaps you have been looking for a farm, ranch, city realty or a home. Tell me what you want and where you want it. I will find it for you, and at a price that will please you. I will gladly supply detailed information to you if you are interested in either buving or Selling. UNDER BOND TO THE STATE OF WYOMING FOR SQUARE DEALING S. I. CAVENDER S. C. Parks, Jr., President R. W. Allen, Cashier SHOSHONE NATIONAL BANK CODY, WYOMING * DIRECTORS Geo, Merrill, S. Conant Parks, S. W. Aldrich D. J. Jones, M. W. Nuckols, S. C. Parks, Jr., R. W. Allen WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 4, 1922 this state. Her health had beep fail ing all Winter, but she was quite well until almost the last. The funeral took place on Wednes day at two o’clock in the afternoon, at the residence. She-was buried in Riverside cemetery. Four sons, a daughter, and a dau ghter-in-law survive her, as well as a grandchild.