I DON’T know
YOU KNOW how it is
WHEN YOU come to town
THAT HAVE run away
AND YOU fool around
AS ONE always does
FOR SEVERAL days
YOU KNOW what I moan
1 MEAN you must know
j IF YOU’RE human at all
| AS I was leaving town
MY BOSS approached me
j AND SAID 1 had to write
A B. V. D.
BY THIS afternoon
SO HERE I am
TRYING MY best
AND I don’t know
WHAT TO write about
BUT AS I was having
A HAIR cut
AND A shampoodle
AND ALL the rest of it
IN ED Raines’ barber shop
AND HE darned near
THE ONLY moustache
I EVER had
AND THE only one
MY MOTHER'S son ever had
AND IT took me twenty years
TO PROPAGATE it
rt ND HE told me
THAT HE had a car
I MEAN a Ford
THAT WOULD go
SIXTY MILES an hour
AND I believed him
AND CALLED it a car
AFTER WE had gone
FORTY ALONG the road
AND TWENTY over the bumps
UP AND down
I RAN into Vogel
ON THE street
YOU KNOW what I mean
THE MAN that nails us
IN THE end
OUR POPULAR undertaker
AND HE had
FOR some reason or other
A GARDEN hose
INSTEAD OF a necktie
AROUND HIS neck
AND I asked him
IF HE was the local
AND HE didn’t laugh
AND DIDN’T even answer
SO I unanimously resolved
HE DIDN’T even have
I MET him again
AND ASKED if he had
A PINT on his hip
YOU KNOW what I mean
ONE OF those
LOCAL hip diseases
I KNEW he wouldn’t
GIVE ME a diink
IF HE had
BUT WAS happy
IN THE thought
THAT AT last
I HAD found someone
OR SOMETHING to write about
[ So much for that.
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> LOCAL ITEMS I <
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Mrs. J. H. Van Horn and Mrs. D. A..
Tinkcom left tor Sheridan on Monday. :
The yellow buses carried 109 tour
ists into the Park on opening day.
Gordon Knelsley was in town on I
Mrs. E. E. Dunn is visiting in
Archdeacon Dray who is so well
liked by Cody folk is now in England.
F. J. Hiscox drove up from Orpha,
Wyo., last week, arriving on Satur
Tyler Bronson of New York City
and Hurricane Bill Herrick have gone
off on another bear hunt
Mr. and Mrs. Tom Kane have been
called to lowa by the illness of Mrs. ,
Mr. and Mrs Dick Hindman have
moved into the Palm house which
they purchased recently.
Hardy Bain of Powell Is camped at
the fair-grounds with race horses
which he is working out.
Mr. and Mrs. R. G. Hopkins and ■
Walter Hoffman of Pat O'Hara were )
in town on Monday.
Miss Ida Ward returned from Lara
mie on Saturday where she has been
attending the University.
Mr. and Mrs. "Tex” Thomas were
in from their ranch on South Fork on
Mr. and Mrs. J. P .Altberger will i
remain in Europe this summer but
may get to Cody in the fall.
Fred Wright of Sunlight states that
the coyotes in that section have
nearly exterminated the feathered,
The Nordqnist noys nave two dudes 1
arriving Saturday from Detroit and
expect ten from New York City for!
At Dave Jones’ suggestion the
council appropriated SIOO to take the
rocks from Main street to the fair
grounds in preparation so the Stam- ]
Mrs. Carrie Palm and her brother
Len Clark of Clark, Wyo., have pur
chased the Joe Ganguet ranch on
Lower Sage Creek. The Ganguets
will move back to the Two Dot ranch.
Mayor Josh Dean and Mrs. Denn
were over from Meeteetse the end of
the week. Josh wears his honors
modestly, quite unspoiled so far by
his new office.
Judge Metz has ruled that half of
the estate of the late X. Whiting,
mayor of Thermopolis, shall go to
Bessie O. Whitfrig whom he married
without obtaining a divorce from a
wife in the east who presented her
claim after his sudden death at the
Irma hotel while in Cody last winter.
Seven of the "gear jammers” on
the yellow busses who have had this
end of the run for several seasons
are driving again this year—Francis
Hayden, Virgil Hayes, Neil Slater,
James Ramey, Boots Dunlap, Chas.
Clark and Mr. Mansey. Harold Lust
has charge of the camps this year.
Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Petermann of
Ishawooa entertained over the week
end Forest Supervisor Hutton and
family, Deputy Langworthy and fam
ily and Forest Clerk Mrs. Hayden.
A delightful dancing party at the
Community club house constituted no
small part of the enjoyment. The
Langworthys are camping in that-vi
cinity, while the deputy is investigat
ing range conditions and getting ac
quainted with forest conditions on
the South Fork.
and a Roof—
does not make a HOME. The
three essentials in HOME mak
A Good Bathroom—
A Good Heating Plant.
MENZIES Phones 201, 201-2, 207 BRENNEN
CODY PLUMBING, HEATING
and SHEET METAL WORKS
Sanitary Plumbinfl—Reliable Heatlnfl —Guaranteed Workmanship
Aflente for the Famous ,
SUNBEAM WARM AIR FURNACE
The Best and Cheapest Furnace on the Market
i Paul Richter has bought himself a
nifty new car.
A guide has been stationed at
j Frost’s Calve to conduct tourists ,
through this spooky cavern.
Charles A. Crane of Chicago is vis
iting his brother, Russell Crane. He
will remain over the Stampede.
Injun Joe Mathison came out of the
hills last week and drifted down to
Cody to spend his money.
A streak that looked like Finley
Goodman of Powell dashed through
town on Friday morning. Maybe it
The July number of the Sunset
magazine contains a picture of Miss
Lea Ganguet and her prize-winning,
Mr. Herbert L. Rothwell of Syra
cuse, N. Y., arrived in Cody last week '
and made preparations for his w’ork
as patrol guard on the North Fork
leading to the Park.
Bert Oliver dropped around to say
that he is now in the employ of the
Society Opposed to Prohibition and
that his job is spotting the spotters.
' "Chune” Little and M. J. Dayer
were overnight guests at the Hollis- |
ter ranch on Friday. After a month's
hunt “Chune” has finally located his
runaway horses at Garland, through
his Enterprise ad.
The new dance pavilion will be
opened on Saturday night and half of ■
the proceeds will be donated to the
Benefit Ball which Mrs. Lulu Hall is [
giving for the American Legion on I
Thursday of this week,
O. E. Brewster, mayor of Crescent,
Okla., was among the early season
tourists to visit Cody and the Park
and expressed himself as being de
lighted beyond expresHm with the
I trip. Mr. Brewster is considering es
tablishing in business in Cody.
FOUND —in Cody, bunch of keys. In
i: quire at this ocice. 45tf
. FOR SALE—Household goods. R. V.
’ Sass at Palm residence. 45tf
, WANT TO BUY—-2 thorobred Guern
sey or Jersey cows. H. A. Thurston,
J Cody. 19-42tf
1 THE SANITARY BOTTLING Works
1 in Cody is now open for business.
Soda water of all kinds and DeMaris
! spring water. Phone 46 W. 24-46tf
1 FOR SALE—2S head well broken sad
-1 die horses. Stafford’s Red Barn.- 46-2
j .. ».
’ WANTED—Salesman with car. Cord
. tires at prices below competitors.
• SIOO and expenses. Hydro Vulcan
- Tire Co., 1104 S. Mich. Ave., Chicago.
WANTED —Cook in private family on
’ ranch. Inquire Enterprise. 44
I WANTED —Bees. C. E. Workman,
■ Cody. 13-40-ts.
, WANTED —A woman who has a con
( siderable tract of land in the oil zone
, in the Greybull country would like to
' correspond with an experienced busl
iness man with a view to making an
arrangment for handling same. Re
( ferences required. Address Enter
DeMaris IMineral Springs
The Waters of Health
The Only Needle Bath
LOCATED AT MOUTH OF SHOSHONE CANYON 4 MI. WEST OF CODY
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fabrics. * -
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WEDNESDAY, JUNE 21, IK 2.
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