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JUDGE SAYS CRUSADERS DID
"f _\ WORK “WITH STRING TIED TOIT”
iNew Citizens Are Told by judge Moss
g% That They Are Doing a Real Work
% lin Making Every Nation Free.
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5o PEREEL NSNS S PR AERES
E“flut a sort of unwarranted halo
@ad been hung around the crusaders
old, who, perhaps, had “a string at
" sached to their crusading,” and that’
1 e who fought under the American
‘today would be really fighting to
Enake every nation free, was the state-
A ogt in the speech of Judge Robert
: of Annapolis to the newly made
g. in camp, which brought forth
: Jréttest enthusiasm.
-+ Judge Moss_ told the nearly 1,100
ers, who Wwere naturalized with
- cost to themselves,- that they were
- ting under the greatest flag that
gver was flown over a free people.
. ‘“Never forget that you will be wel-
F-";g'puod’hen you come back from the
= t,” he continued, “and that you
©an say to those who ask you where
4 were born that you came back to
P country on board a ship after
~Sighting for world freedom on the
i ns of KEurope. - You can rest as
?nrod that this will be enough.”
- Judge Moss followed Maj. Gen. Car
% wio informed the soldiers that it
Wwas a great pleasure to him to find
~ ghem so eager to bear arms for the
pountry of their adoption. He said
~ ghe) might well be proud to take
_ ghel places at the front, as the sol
. @ilers who had fought. the battles of
& nis country were largely foreign
~_ Casualty Lists Bear Testimony.
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' “The casualfy lists,” he said, “bear
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ence with “Buffalo Bill” and picked
En.ndkorchlers from the crow‘d as
L chnrr went Plunflng on in the
i , eld. In this event he com
with Boston, O’Donnel, Sihto,
,"r:ur, Blackwell, -Steiffel and
' Sergt. Tommy Thompson—he of the
red .iundkerchiet and flowing mus
tache—made music out of whip
. eoracking, and the chorus was made
up/ of Sergt. Peterson and. Private
Schisler, also of the Remount, and
Sergt. Black of the 63d.
“Peterson, Brooks, Pabst ‘and.Ballnog
of the Remount drove around wit
thelr twenty-mule teams like a Balti
_more fireman would turn a corner
ia his high-powered motor engine.
. Then Gyp-the-Blood, Osborne and
- Romig did some blood-curdling things
3:: made one wonder if they would
: get a chance to get the kaiser,
. they were then.running such risks.
~ Realistic Stagecoach Hold-Up.
Just at this point Maj. Meade pulled
- his “chef d'oau:vre" in the form of a
w:oaoh hold-up, with the clowns
: 2 Doc Patton on the inside of the
coach ‘and every horseman in the
- show trying to frightem the poor
. travelers and the audience into fits of
* delirlum. Somebody got the money
bag and made ‘off with it while the
rest of the cavalcade rode away in
hot pursuit. Nobody was shot.
The Roman riding, with two horses
being ridden by each entrant, was
run satisfactorily under difficult track
conditions by Carl Romig and Private
. Butterdahl of the Remount and Roy
Osborne and Corp. “Reds” Inman of
the 63d. It "was a fine exhibition of
nerve and good horsemanship.
; Privates Bursted and Roy Osborme
of the 63d competed against Private
, Balst and Sergt. Wittmer of the Re
. mofint in the interesting stake race in
- which the contestants rode direct for
a certain ‘point ‘and. then doifi an
A “*about face,” refurned to the point of
Sit g 4 VIl GRPIC 2
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testimony to the fact that foreign
born men are now dying in France
under the Stars and Stripes, and that
their commanders are getting from
“them every bit of loyalty and devo
tion which is theirs to give.”
The general pointed out that the
only real American race was Indian
and that the fpeople who made up the
great body of the nation were drawn
from every country of Europe.
The: men who took the oath of al
legiance to America that they might
serve in the Army, which, as Judge
Moss said, had the proud privilege of
helping to make free the people of
every nation throughout the world,
hailed from many lands. One was a
Persian, another a Hindu, and still an
other, a native of Paris, had an Aus
tralian mother and a grandfather who
was a Belgian.
One of the thlngs which. dxveloped
in this court, which was the third pre
sided over by Judge Moss (the first
having been conducted by Judge
Rose of Baltimore), was the disincli
nation of Russians and Italians to be
come citizens. Many Italians were
naturalized, but there were many who
preferred not to take out their final
papers. It is said that this feeling has
been growing in recent weeks.
About 3,700 soldiers have been nat
uralized since last spring. Lieut.
Campbell Meeker was in charge of the
military side of the preparations,
while E. C. Wood of Washington and
County Clerk Woodward of Annapolis
assisted in the filling out of the papers
and the administering of the oath
which was taken “en masse.”
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T T A3 N N AR S T VT P%4 S AB, 1
:g:lnst Osborne and Bursted of the
Then the ‘buckers” strode forth. It
was not hard to see ‘that the riders
who tried to tame these horses would
have about as unich trouble as a
mother in keeplnl er strong-minded
son out of the molasses barrel—those
5%30;!: were there to buck, and they
2 1
Bla.ckwoll& Gyp-the-Blood, R{)mlg
and Butterdahl of the Remount tack
led the job of sitting in the saddle
while “Hash Khnife,” “Weasel,” *“88"
and “Biting Tom"” endeavored to un
horse them. Oshorne, on ‘Cyclone,”
Gibson, on' “Firefly,”. and Dreggers,
on “Unquenchable,” proved that the
83d boys knew the game, too. ;
But Wilkins Willlams thought there
was still not enough excitement. His
“days on the Umatilla reservation back
in Oregon came vividly before his
eyes. He had seen horses that could
leap down 20-foot embankments and
land on rocky ledges without hurting
a soul, and he pictured himself back
in the wilds again. -
“Let me ride without saddle or
bridle,” he pleaded with Maj. Meade,
And the major, ever ready for more,
wrote down on the program this add
ed attraction. Away rode the Indian
before the major had finished speak
ing and the steel of his spurs went
deep into the flanks of his mount.
Down the fleld went horse and rid--
er. The crowd did not quite under
stand. Could it be “muble that a°
mistake had been e? Had the
bridle been slipped and the rider left
helpless gn the horse’s back? But no,
it was really intended that way. The
Indian was smiling with every buck
and turn and the ox;&y person who
smiled more was Maj. Meade, who told
the Indian that he “had never seen
such riding in all his life.” :
“Tommy’’ Tompson said he was will
ing to keep Oan chewing horses’ ears
as long as l;‘x‘: necessary in' the
process of bridling the bucking
mounts, but Maj. Meads sald it was
“time to feed” and the frolic ended
with ree-for-all race on the
taken by Lieut.. Morrison, the divisio:
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TRENCH AND CAMP:
Extensive Work Being Done -
' By Organizations Overseas
(Continued from First Page.)
are no stores except possibly a wine
shop. -
Tll’lo only place where the men can
buy tobacco, candy, chewing gum,
safety razors and other necessities is
the Y. M. C. A. Between July, 1917,
and August, 1918, there was shipped
overseas 1,959,156 cans of fruit,
2,557,481 packages of tobacco, 848,-
785,802 cigarettes, 32,358,700 cigars,
10,227,738 pounds of sugar and 561,520
tubes of tooth paste. In an average
month the Y. M. C. A. gives away
100,000,000 sheets of paper, and every
day 2,600,000 letters are written from
Y. M. C. A. huts on Red Triangle sta
tionery.
Wh:t the Y. M. C. A. is to the fight
ing men in camp and trench the Y. W.
C. A. is to the Army nurses, the women
of the telephone wires in the Signal
Corps, the hundreds of Army stenog
raphers and the women in the vari
ous branches of civilian work in
France. :
In Paris the Y. W. C. A. has taken
over the Hotel Petrograd, in the Rue
Caumartin, and has made it into a
women’s hotel. Here, for a moderate
charge, the woman workers overseas
may live in an atmosphere of home.
In Tours another woman’s hotel is
in operation under the management
of the Y. W. C. A. Sixteen huts for
American nurses, who otherwise would
have no clubrooms, and fifteen for
women workers in munitions facto<"
ries stand to the credit of the organi
zation. !"Our business is to back up
the women who are backing up the
men,’; is the slogan of the ¥. W. C. A.,
and they are doing it in France as
well as in the United States.
The Great Work of the K. of\c
The Knlgl‘\P of Columbus is the
agency through which the National
Catholic’ War Council does / welfare
work for the men of the American
Army and Navy, both in France and
Italy. The K. of C. is an organlrgtion
430,000 strong, and its war worß be
gan during the Spanish-American war,
when returning veterans at Montauk
Point were given aid and comfort.
When the American Army was mo
bilized on the Mexican border the K.
of C. extended its work, erecting a
row of service huts in New Mexico,
Arizona and Texas, As soon as the
United States entered the world war
the K. of C. volunteered its services,
chapla_lnl and secretaries were ap
pointed and a general appeal for funds
was issued.
The great sum of $11,241,529 was
quickly raised, and by September 1,
1918, 300 secretartes had been sant
to France, 450 more were in training
and 200 were in reserve, It is ex
pected that 1,000 workers will be in
Europe by the first of the year.
On every transport there is a K. of
C. secretary, At points of debarka
tion in France and Italy the organi
zation is represented. One hundred
sécretaries have been assigned to
Italy, where huts are rapidly being
built. The order maintains three
buildings in London, a headquarters
in Paris and forty-five permanent
buildings throughout France. A fleet
of motor trucks are in operation,
keeping pace with the rapidly ad
vancing allied farmies. These carry
to the spldiefs cigarettesg tobacco
chocolate, writing ~materi , Soap,
towels and other comforts.
There is no duplication of ffort in
any of these organizations. e Jew
ish Welfare Board, which is in the
war to help all soldiers, is especially
concerned with the morale of the
more than 100,000 Jewish men ih the
Army and Navy. Its overseas activi
ties began ®|lmost as soon as the first
American soldiers landed in France,
“and at the present time thére are
eight Jewish chaplains in the Army
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SECRETARY BAKER INDORSES DRIVE.
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>r. John R. Mott, Director General, October 18, 1918.
United War Work Campaign, New }
York city: " , ) '
: Dear Mr. Mott, P
On my return from Eurépe I am
\‘ more than pleased to learn of
the successful progress which
' ~ you have made in projecting the
plan of the United War Work.
Secretasy Baker Campaign. I have receiveéed most
© Jriermeed ¢ gratifying reports of the splen
i did spirit of 4o operatidi on
the part of the Young Men"' Christianidsso
ciation, National Catholil|War .Council
(Knights of Columbus), Jewyiish Welfana ‘Board,
and other agencies. el
. The proposal to exteafiithe campg gn to
all of the military training camps, Jarge
and small, meets with my hearty approval.
In fact, it would be a serious mistake not to
afford the officers and enlisted men this
opportunity to jJoin with their fellow citi
zens in this great patriotic endeavérion
behalf of.their comrades in arms. ' -
I am confident you will meet with the
hearty co-operation of all the Commanding
Officers in furthering your plan. ° :
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arfd Navy, and twenty-five more are
soon td be appointed. Abocut 100 sec
retaries are in France and England.
Jewish Work Is Effective.
The Jewish Welfare Board has a
place of its own in camyp life. It does
not seek to segregate the Jewish
soldiers. Rather it aims to help the
Jewish boys to adjust themselves to
understand and be understood by
their Gentile comrades in arms. The
distinctive function of the Jewish
Welfare Board is making the Jewish
soldier into a good fighting man, and
keeping him, at the same time; a
good Jew.
Safeguarding the religious life of
men of the Jewish faith cannot very
well be accomplished except by Jews,
and the work of the welfare board
has been strongly indorsed by Gen.
Pershing, Dr. John R. Mott of the Y.
M. C. A. and by religious bodies, Cath
olic and Protestant.
The library war service of the
American Library Association is
something really. new under the sun.
Soldiers have often taken books to
war, but this war is the first one in
hidtory where books have been taken
to the soldiers. Beginning with the
troop trains that took the_men to
camp, and the transports-that t6ok
them overseas, the American Library
Association keeps the men of the
American Army and. Navy constantly
supplied with reading matter.
' Libraries for the Soldiers.
In Paris there has been established
a central lending library, and at
Gievres, in central France, .another
book reservoir exists. At one of the
principal seaports a large building
under the quartermaster’s department
receives the fifty tons of books which
every month are shipped over the At-"
lantiec. From the two central libra
ries and from the receiving ware
house, books, magazines and other
reading matter are distributed to
every point occupied by the men of
the Army and Navy.
Every Y. M. C. A., Knights of Co
lumbus and=Salvation Army hut con
tains book collections; every permanent
camp has its library, and-hooks are
shipped! as wangegt to isolated units of
men on special y. Recently the as
sociation has arranged to furnish all
Army schools with text books, and it
has also engaged to send any book or
books wahted by individual officers and
enlisted men. By order of Gen. Per
shing these books are sent to and from
the men through the American postal
service post free.
Two hundred and fifty war vessels
have been supplied with book collec
tions, and‘h.every Ameriean naval sta
tion in Europe has its library. Every
military hospital has library serviee.
Up to October 12, 1918, 1,250,062 volumes
had been shipped to France.
The Salvation Army does not under
take the extensive service of the Y. M.
C. A, for it is operating in only three
or four divisions, but it fills a unique
place and comes nearer being an old
fashioned home than any other .organi
zation with the armies in France. In
general the Salvation Army huts are
near the fighting line. ?;.
Salvationists Popular With! Men.
Usually they are in charge of 'a man
and his wife, with two or re as
sistants. The women mend the 'soldiers’
clothes, fry doughnuts, make.pies and
coffee, while the men take iof the
canteen and make themselve§ other
wise useful. The Salvation y has,
working in France and Italy: 831 men
and women. It operates 501 hutments,
hostels, naval and military homes, read
ing and rest rooms. Forty chaplains from
the Salvation Army have so far been
appdinted, and no less than forty-four
ambulances for the service of the allies
have been supplied by the organization.
BAN RA A AR I Y T DUON AN KRBO
~ COLUMN RIGHT! =
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.' BY ROBERT D. GQODWIN .
Corporal 47th Company, 154th Depot
Brigade. * g
We all have our weak polnts—-fl?é“
the Army coffee. P
German peace terms are not BWt )
of the “all-day-sucker” durability.
‘ ATTENTION, SHERLOCK! |
Lost or strayed: One crowa pri
and the “crown prince's army.” LAas
heard of in July on the Marme. ..
Is the kaiser heeding Greeley's “Go
west, young man?"’ etc. KA
Are you seeking your fortunfi‘ifii
style seems to be, seek the other fei
low’s. iz
Every soldier in uniform i$ a réa
son why yvou should strive jan
cially, and in every way, to make
y” and allied institutions stable.
Remember, only one week. For what
they did in the .“yesterdays,” &re
doing “today,” and will continue
throughout all the ‘‘tomorrows,” give
your limit.
“Mary Garden” is the name of Sergt.
George E. Riggs’ pipe. He named it
that because it draws well. I've nick
| named it “Samson.” %
“Your time will expire next Satur- .‘
day,” says a stamp on my town p;&r.
Baltimore undertakers, take notice.
Regardless from what walk in life,
you don’t have to teach 'em to sleep.
At last we have our revenge. The |
“Somewhere in France” company of
actors were quarantined in Omaha
last week. They were “forced to
“wait” table in local restaurants. Re
member when you kept the audiénce -
-in waiting? fi
* wpirst, take nine eggs,” begins & ’
recipe.” Suppose we're caught? %
“The huts satisfy that soul hunger
that only human companionship and 4
true solace can,” read a letter from &
the front lines, “and witir all the &
traditions of the American mother,”
~it continued. g 18
1t is rumored that Bergt. Wobds
will soon publish a volume ~verse.
I wish you would, Woods. U wel- &
come. 55 1
The tales they tell by cable are rery
nicely “tolled.” : fi i
FURLOUGH .DREAMS. = &
Little bank roll, ere we part .. . %
Let me hug thee to my heart; .
‘All these years I've clung to yous 3
Tve been faithful; you've been trdu o
Little bank roll, in a day 0 A ;
You andi I will go away o o
T o e g with A T
‘ll ¢co ack, but you ook .
QP —PAUL a'r&a ..
Looks ‘like hash o' Turkey. :‘**
Take a piece of paper, i s
A little one-cent stamp; ’%5
Stamp ;1. address to mother, . .-
i Wraq fiound this Trench and Camp.*
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Now, Shackley, honest, don’t: ¥ou .
think | fhat picture would have 3a
tendencyl to decrease, instead of in
crease; pprrespondence?. A letter just
receiv; reads thus: “I am gial [to !
see thag!T. and C. has added a comic
picture fgection.” eel
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Do ygp know that George M. Co
~ han’s dle name is “Washington?" |
A car¢leps typesetter in the lays gone
1 bN'a, George a twist, inverted the |
ot ' a three-column Writé=up ¥
which at that time was too 1 ”
to disown, so he stuck to the “M* but &
it all leaked out at the Lambs’ Club. &
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