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4 IMPERIAL VALLEY PRESS PUP,: ; SHED B y IMPERIAL VALLEY PRESS, INO. W. C. COSTELLO, Manager Issuer Daily, Except Sundays Er‘-M at the Post Office, El Centro, Calif., as Second Class Matter SUBSCRIPTION RATES Month 55c Sax Months , 52.50 Year By Mail $5.00 A I AMSHIXG WAR SCARE Fortunately the Nicaraguan war scare is evaporat ing. It has been short-lived but it has afforded a lively topic of conversation inside and outside of congress while it lasted. The outstanding feature of it ail is that a large num ber of partisan senators and newspapers are left dang ling by the gills. They were ready to attack the presi dent for his policy in Nicaragua and those who lacked the courage to do that directly hit him over the shoul ders of Secretary Kellogg. As a rule they are not keen to attack President Coolidge, While they were froth ing, he was as usual, keeping cool and getting informa tion. They were sure he didn’t know what he was do ing when he was backing Diaz instead of the flamboy ant Sacasa as the head of the Nicaraguan government. This, they yammered, gave offense to Mexico which is just now in the throes of a revolution, confiscating property of Americans and threatening the lives of American citizens. These hostile gestures at Washington have, for the most part, been made by those who would like to suc ceed Mr. Coolidge. They have been demanding arbitra tion to discredit his ability to handle the situation. When they finally did this he promptly agreed to it. This took away their breath and they have suddenly be come speechless. The situation is not likely to reach the stage of arbitration. So these voluble patriots are dumb. Mr. Coolidge is adroit and he has easily con founded his enemies. Honesty and sanity are weap ons he effectively employs. They are exactly what the public expects him to use. Senator Borah, who is am bitious to become a presidential candidate, has ris charged some shots that have gone wide of the mark. And the Democratic head hunters are likewise flutter ing. The real danger, it has been diligently broadcasted, lies in Mexico, not in Nicaragua, Calles, they say, is offended. He is threatened at home and must make a showing of resentment in order to placate his en emies. He is doing tMs, but he will at last yield to the inevitable either to the suggestions of the United States or to the revolutionists, who may at any moment blow him out of water. President Coolidge’s expression of goodwill toward all Central and South American republics, have taken additional wind out of the sails of his critics, if there additional wind out of sails of his critics, if there was any wind left in them. The business of fanning blazes of hatred and excitement at home and abroad has sud denly collapsed. Our marines, he says, are to be with drawn from Nicaragua as soon as peace is restored there and American lives and property are secure. The United States has tranquiiized affair's there for years and brought about prosperity. It is on friendly terms with the Nicaraguan government. President Coolidge may be confidently depended upon to perform similar benevolent functions in Mexico, meantime calmly, but firmly safeguarding American rights in our neighbor ing country. The approach of a presidential campaign in the Unit ed States makes it important to beware against politi cal propaganda. Refusing to be flustered by it will be President Coolidge’s best suit. Six American brothers named Zucker, who own and operate a chemical manufacturing company, are noted for the harmony with which they conduct their busi ness. “How is it possible for a family to get along as you do without friction?” they are often asked. One of them explained the mystery the other day. “When we deadlock on a matter of policy," he says, “which isn't often, we have a referee whose decision all six of us are agreed shall he final. That is our mother. We simply adjourn to mother’s home, set the case be fore her. and she decides. “It works like a charm, for mother's always right. At least, if she isn’t, we never know the difference, be cause we always abide by her ruling. And you can see for yourself, the business has prospered!” Perfectly simple, isn’t it? Millions of families in this country have pursued the same sensible policy successfully when the children were little, only to for get it somenow when they grow up. S YMPA THETIC CL RIOS/TY A citizen writes sadly to his newspaper as follows: “It never tails that when I go to work on a new job, the inquisitive will inquire: ‘Are you married?’ I)o you stay at a rooming home? What street is it on? How much is the room, rent? Do you board yourself What restaurant do you patronize?’ Ihe busybodie. look in my lunch box and then tell around the shop just what I have and don’t have. My experience is not exceptional, and I have known many other similar instances, and I write this as illustrative of the malicious meanness of human nature, as I never knew it to lail that an inquisitive person is alwavs a knocker.” It is easy to sympathize with this wail. The nosy, tale-bearing human is quate a, pest. And yet isn’t there another side to tnis intense inquisitiveness. Isn’t some of it honest interest in a fellow-worker? In those days when so many young men and women live and work in communities away from their own kin, there is a perfectly natural interest in how the other fellows are making out. Not all of those inde pendent folks are perfectly happy and satisfied with their own situation. They like to hear of another rooming house or restaurant that is perhaps an im provement in price and accommodation over their own. They want greatly to know whether their own expe riences are as fortunate—or unfortunate—as those of the other workers around them. Reticence in such matters isn't one of the things the rising generation is accused of. But to a sympathetic onlooker their persistent inquiries seem to be stirred more by a sort of scientific curiosity than by “malic ious meanness.” Farmers veil for relief not because they expect much kelp, but became it relieves their feelings. MOTHER AS REFEREE vv %■ *A C ° X. // % a * -> Ist a h h 1 ML i ÜBS VA m ■ site danger e a® o f-TTT O C i 1 ' <sg?^ Bed-Time Stories Copyright, 1927, by McCiure Newspaper Syndicate Ey HOWARD E. GARIS UNCLE WIGGILY AND NOSIE' POSIE One* 1 upon a time, as Uncle It ig gilv was hopping through the woods wondering, in a way, whether he would happen upon an adventure,] ! all of a sudden the rabbit gentleman : 1 come upon a large box in a clearing I The clearing was a place where there were no trees and few bushes. 1 and Unele Wiggily could see the box ■ quite plainly. It was about as j large as his bungalow and the Wog j glejig bungalump put together. "I wonder who lives iu that qui r 'box house?" said Uu.de Wiggily. | speaking out loud, though not re.illy i knowing he had done so. | ‘-Nobody lives in it." answered I a Nquiggli- Bug, who, with his broth I er «-aeh one wearing a fur eoat, was Ii ut playing snowball. “Nobody, said the Squiggie Bug, “lives in that house. In fact. it isn t a house. “What is it, then?" asked Uncle Wiggily. Before the Squigghr t ould an swer a voi o' from the box called: “Let me out! Oh, please let me out! ' ’ “I thought vou said no one lived there," remarked Unele Wiggily. “No one reallv lives there, in a manner of “peaking, “ went on the Squiggle Bug. “But that box is a trap and Nosie l’osie is caught , there. ’ “That box a trap! N'osie Tosh • aught ihere! How dreadful! eried the rabbit gentleman. “Who j- Nosie r*osie?“ “We don't know," buzzed the' , second Squiggle Bug. speaking in I place of his brother. *‘ We got hero i just as the door of the trap box • sprang shut, and we heard a voice OUT OUR WAY a BAM AM A CORW m H B ( M? m mfß/km 17 ! 'F fi\ - r '- ! i nm ? K <zfi // s' t'l'-l m k\c #/ f( «ACK SniM r •* -■ 5* V t . -r . - « !l V U % $ -u n ■ m £ •: •© , -- •.- 1 a -.-: ft ■ w ©l9i7 »r NLA StAVICr INC ~tue. cow Bov amp . t*j THE IMPERIAL VALLEY PRESS ON THIN ICE [hogging to be let out." | “And whoever it is, whether a i ! ] im or a her, its name is Xosie I’*■» it-," went on The other Squiggler. ! “We have been trying to think of j a way to let it or him or tier out, but we couldn't." “Being that we lire so small you ■ ) know. “ said the other tsijuiggler to Vnele Wiggily. “1 see," said the rabbit gentle- *l'm Ncxsie Pode, y ou, know. man. “Well, I’ll let Xosio I’osie out.'' With that Uncle Wiggily took part of a rail front a nearby fence and, putting one ( nil under ibe odge of the trap door, began to pry it up. As the dm r «hd up and open something long end thin, like a snake, stuek out from beneath it. •'Better be eareful” cried the Squigglcrs. “Snakes like rabbit?, Uncle Wiggilv.” “I'm not afraid,” rpokc the bun uv. ‘ • Anyhow snake? don’t come out in winter.’’ So he raised the <!o« r higher and then, all of a sud den, nut of the trap box stopped a cute, little baby elepji.nnt. I say a littli' bn by elephant, but of course | even the smallest baby elephant was mtuli larger than Uncle Wiggily. "Oh, how kind of you to let me j out! trumpeted the baby elephant as he stood near Mr. l.ongears. ‘‘l am Xosit* Posie, vou know." ’'l didn't know it until you told! me just now.' said the buanv. •'Oh, yes," went on the baby elephant. ‘‘l am ealled Xosie be ' auso my trunk, or nose, is s 0 long, yon see," he added. "And I am : called I‘osie because 1 am so fond ! of flowers.'' "Mow did you get in that box : trap? asked Uncle Wiggilv while : the Squiggle Hugs flittered their 1 'sings beneath their fur coats \erv ! stylish like. ••Why," explained Xosie, ■ was walking along to get back to ’be warm barn where the < ir us is slaying for the winter, when, all of a sudden, J .smelled peanuts. Vou ■sec. my mother, who .s a log ele phant, works m a c reals, ’ explain • on the small * so 1 know p--.\ l nuts when 1 smell Vm." •‘Tel! t:s about the peanuts," suggested on** of the Smugglers. ' Oh, yes," went on Xosie l’osie. Well, I smelled peanuts and they were iu that. box. which I didn't know wax trap. I went in aft-r *he peanuts, down slammed the door and I was caught. IVI be there vet if it hadn’t been f,, r you, Unde A’igg-ly. Thank you, so mu-h.” "ITay, do not mention it," spoke tie bunny politely. "It was a pleas ,i re for m o to hrl vou. M ‘‘And, here, 1 think, is a chance t°r me to help you.” suddenly t i rnpcted Xosie Posie. And it sens. Tor just then the Woozie Wolf, who , had si-t the trap to rat eh Uncle Wig | July, came along and now tried to e itch the bunny. Hut the babv eh Fi ant reached out his long trunk of i nose and blew a lot - f snow " 1 the eves of the Wolf so the bad chap roughed and sneezed, and By Williams while he was doing that I'nele Wig gily honued home t 0 his bungalow. Ihe baby elephant went back to the circus, where his mother was waiting, and the Squigglers went to the movies. So everything was all i ght. And if the milk bottle pud ding will take the postage stamp pie skating with the goldfish, I’ll tell you next about Uncle Wiggilv and Pincliie lnchie. Looking Backward What the Press Files Tell of Im perial Valley for this Date In Past Years TWENTY YEARS AGO January 28, 1907 Or. Bond was over from llolt ville. Thursday. He and Mrs. 11. A. Holt have a fine ranch on the East side and are doing some extensive improvements. A subscription is being circulated to aid in securing and maintaining a free reading room in Ki Ceutro. This should be subscribed to liber ally for a convenient place to drop into and read one's favorite maga zine or paper is of benefit to all of us and it helps materially to while away the time outside of working hours; especially is this true of the man who is at work and has no home of his own where he may spend the evenings. Parties here are in receipt of the senate document, relating to the lower Colorado matter, which is one of the most interesting little pamphlets. Jt contains all of the telegrams that passed from Presi dent Roosevelt to F. Tl. Harriman of the Southern Pacific company, together with many photographs of the damage done by it he high wat er. It certainly is 'complete with 1 L r “THE 3 MORE DAYS OF WHOLE TOWN’S TALKING” COMING SUNDAY, JAN. 30 “FAMILY UP STAIRS” anwrifiniinpipiriri ritiPifiPirif *1 JIJIJIJIJIJIJUJ I.JIUILI l!i I'jj llhlll!Jl!IO i. ! "'Salomon*! 1 £ i 1 w Hat Sale For Men! -Stetsons - Kingsburys and Dobbs In Broken Lines $5 to $7.50 Hats $3.85 $8 to $lO “ $5.95 $l2 to $l5 _ “ $7.85 Rare Good Savings On Fine Hals WE WANT YOU TO SEE THESE REAL REDUCTIONS.on good felt hats in the men’s store well known makes such as Dobbs, Stetson and Kingsbury in styles and shades that are desirable. —Plenty of browns, tans and greys with some sizes missing in some of the styles—see them in the windows. New College Hats $3.50 Black Felts-Fancy Bands HERE’S THE SMART NEW HATS for young fel lows. Black felt College hats—snap brims with fancy bands—they are all t*'e rage on the campus and are shown first here in El Centro. realistic facts and should be quite a valued possession. FIFTEEN YEARS AGO January 25, 1912 A neat bungalow is being erected ut Seeley on a choice corner do nated by the tow'nsite people, to be used for church purposes until a larger and more permanent building can be constructed. The structure will also bo used temporarily as a school house, for the new district which is being organized. The work, on the building has been donated by the carpenters and ranchers in and about the town. < Four automobiles left Brawloy yesterday for the trip over the new route by way of the Coachella vat lev and Banning to Los Angeles. Several autos from Yuma have also undertaken the trip this week. J- J- Pettus, an extensive busi ness man of Gordon, Texas, has sent to the Press for literature on Imperial Valley, as he has become interested hero anil is considering a removal to this valley to engage in business. TEN YEARS AGO January 2S, 1917 A marriage license has been is sued to Victor Sublet!, age-1 3N, and Miss Stella McXamara, age 1 38, both residents of Brawloy. Former Chief of Police Wilson, well known in Imperial count*’, is having a hard time landing a job in San l'iego. He was recent lv do pose<l ns head of the police depart nient and an effort made bv his friends to land him the superinten denev of the juvenile department appears to have been unavailing, llis successor. J. K. Steer, canno’ see the wisdom of the move. 1 Mrs. \ irgil Mr Combs of Los An gelrs is the guest of Mrs. Hen Sale ! men. Mack Sennett of the Keystone j Film Co. fame, accompanied bv T)e puty Sheriff 11. W. Cline, J. p. Mrs Tuesday, January 25,192 ton and Ed Featherstone of I, Angeles, cume down this moruij for some duck hunting in the v| ley. The party Is registered at I liarburu Worth. License Service j Closes Saturda Motorists of lm|K-rial Valley are to take advantage of the ! license service offered them by State Motor Vehicle Dopar.p must do so this week. The ten rnry office situated in tin- cm| court house will In- closed St-fur This announcement was made j morning by Inspector Walter (I More than 3500 licenses I been issued at the office and 1 deeds of motorists are being hi led daily. The inspector, howu urges that those wishing to oil licenses through this bureau fill plications at once as only a litrl amount of work can ho done bl closing Saturday. This is the first year that ml ists have been afforded this sol and the venture has been a su-J till or r. It eliminates the nl sitv of sending application! Sacramento and the waif of sol days by the motorist for the rl ->f the plates. I THE WEATHER I.os ANGELES AND VICE I fi r tonight and Wednesday moderate toin|irrnture. S( H’TII Id UN c\ 1.1 roKNI/ •’air tonight and Wednesday; E’ost in the interior tonight. Mot.cy to Loan on Automi Slot ling Securities Co. Jnr.. Ft Cross. Mgr. OfiO Main St.