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yi DESERTEi!iG:.lñ 'Mysiery of a Vanished Party of Australian Explorers. LEFT NOT A TRACE BEHIND. The Lalohhardt Expedition Disappear' d Though It Had Boon 8wallowed Up by the Earth, Which May Indood Hava Boon ta Fearful Fata. There bar been recorded many frange tragedies of exploration In Ion and distant lands, but no one event of the kind bua ever so stirred men's minds a did tbe total disappearance of tbe well found and splendidly equipped ex pedition wblcb Dr. Ludwlg Lelch hardt, tbe Franklin of Australia, led Into tbe central dcaerU or Australia In i84a Lelchhardt's design wu to march rbiht acrooe tbe continent from the east coast to tbe west, and as be bad al ready led a successful expedition near lj 3.000 mllec through a previously un known part of Australia. It was gener ally thought that be would be able to accomplish the task. Still, there were some who doobted nd prophesied .áster, and more than one wealthy fHond of tbe doetor'a re fused to subscribe toward the expedí tloo on the ground that they were not going to help blm to commit suicide. Tbe members of the expedition num bered six whites and two blacks, an unusually large number for an explor ing expedition of tbls nature, and be aldea being amply provided with flour. Discuit, tea. sugar and so on. they drove along wltb them fifty bullocks and 270 goats. They also had apare horse and mule In abundance. At that time the most westerly ata tlon In aouthern Quecensland was oc cupied by a squatter named McPher eon, who dwelt on Cogoon creek. From there Lelcbhardt wrote a brief letter as be was about to start Into tbe unknown land beyond. That was the last ever heard of him or of any of bla companions, and this notwithstanding the fact that expedí tlon after expedition waa afterward sent out In search of them. As completely as though they bad been swallowed op by tbe earth, they vanished. This la the most puezllng part of the mystery its completeness. Had they teen killed by tbe natives, as was at first wrongly reported, some relics of the explorer would long since have been recovered from them. In tome ahape the Iron work of the Implement and arm they had with them would nave survived. And what of tbe stock? Soma of tbe goats, at all events, must have been left alive, one would have Imagined, for these are notoriously hardy ani mals, able to pick up a living almost anywhere. Yet none of these, nor any of the horses, mule or bullock were ever traced. The probability la that tbe ill fated expedition struck one of those water lesa patches of country common In part of Australia, Into which tbe blacka never venture. It la not difficult In this case to prophesy what would have been their fate. Their reserve bárrela once emptied of their precious contenta, tbe little water carried -by the men In their canteens would not last more than a day or so la the ahadelesa bush. In tbst terrific heat, death cornea awtftly under such circumstances. About forty-eight hours Is the limit of human endurance. Usually balf that tima suffice. Tbe explorers, we may be surer, would struggle on to tbe last, however, hus banding their water to tbe uttermost drop. Tbe animals would be the first to go, and tbe detiperat expedient of drinking tbelr blood would be resort ed ta Hotter and hotter grow the air aa the doomed men stagger further and further Into the rainless desert Some lose their reason; all lose hop. Then comes the end. They separate and struggle away In one and twos, and fall and din. Day after day tbe terrible and pitiless aun looks down upon tbetn lying there and sees them dry and shrivel into mammies. And still no rain falla. But one day, it may be years after ward, there arises a sandstorm of ex ceptional violence. Tbe wind blow with all the strength and fury of an arctic blizzard, but driving before It and, not anow. Wbon It cease the desert I there a before; the same, yet different Moun tain of sand exist where before were alleya. Tbe mummies' have vanished from turnan ken forever. Pearson's Weekly. Very Encouraging. "Every time I've called oo Ml Olb tleaon lately ahe'a been out" com plained young Mr. Fathead. "I never eem to have any luck." "Cheer op," answered young Mr. Nerveen gayly. "I'll tell you bow to make sure she's at home. Come wltb to tbe next Urn I call." Cleveland Tlalu Dottier. Cauetlo. "Tea," said the bride of a week. "Jack tell me everything be know, and I tell him everything I know." "Indeed r rejoined ber ex-rival, who bad been left at tb post "The llene 'when you ara together muat bo op pre sn"v." If doctor fall tbe. bo the thy doc tor rea t, rbrerfulneaa and moderate Clot-Latin Trovero. A VERY ANCIENT TUNE. H Is Also Probably tho Moot Popular One In tho World. Perhaps the nioMt (Irmly established popular song In the world Is the sir fa miliar to American aa "We Wou't Oo Borne Till Morning " The origin of tbe tune la obscure, but Louis Elson be lieves that tbe music wss composed aa a love ong lu the tenth century or earlier by one of tbe troubadours, tbe wandering mlustrele of southern France. Chateaubriand, the French writer, heard It aung by the Arabs, and be suggested that It might have been carried to tbe orient by tbe French cni sad era. It waa certainly aung by the French soldiers during the war in which the first Duke of Marlborough won bis lame. It waa tbe lullaby of the babv son of Marie Antoinette. It became one Of the most Dooular Bonn of th French revolution. Napoleon whistled and aang It throughout bla life. Beetho ven used It aa one of the theme of his Battle Symphony." it has been for more than a century one of tbe most popular atreet songs in Europe. And there la probably not a ten-year-old boy or girl In America who doea not know tbe tune. The French words, beginning "Mai brook a'en va-t-en guerre," were invent ed by some forgotten French soldier during the war of tbe Spanish sncces sion. They describe tbe supposed death and funeral of tbe Duke of Marlbor ough, which death. In the words of Father Trout "did not then take place, by some mistake." since "tbe subject of the pathetic elegy waa at the time of tta composition, both alive and kicking all before blm." Tbe aong bad nearly died out In Prance wben Mane Antoinette caught It np from tbe pengnnt nurse she had employed for her baby: thereupon It spread rapidly, as songs do In France. Beaumarcbats Introduced It Into "The Marriage of Figaro." and It was nsed by the red republicana for Incendiary purposes of their own. Several acta of words have been sung to the tune In the course of its history, and It baa Itself undergone some modi flcatlona. But Its Identity Is clear through all tbe changes. Probably It la familiar to a greater number of people at tbe present time than any other tune In the world. Youtb'a Companion. WON THE JURY. A Couple of Shrewd Queries and tho Railroad Loot Its Case. A number of years ago Benjamin F. Butler waa a guest of friends In Brook lyn. During bis visit be noted tbe rule of tbe street railway companies com pelling conductora to register fares as soon aa passengers entered tbe cara and before tbe fare were actually col lected. Two or three years afterward be represented the plaintiff In a damage suit for $1.'.,(X)0 in which a Brooklyn atreet railway company waa tbe de fendant Tbe principal witness for tbe company was the conductor of the car on which tbe accldeut occurred, and bla testimony was so strong aa to muke thing look bad for Butler'a cli ent But Butler recalled the unuauul rule be bud remarked years before, and on cross examination he said: 'Ydur company requires yon to ring np fares aa soon as passengers enter the car, doesn't It?" "Yes." "Suppose a passenger boards your car and tben finds be Is on tbe wrong line. Do you state that fact to your superiors, and do they make allowance on your returna for that fare?" "No. 1 loae the nickel." "Do you mean to say the company won't take your word for 6 cents)" "No, they won't" "Yet," said the shrewd veteran, turn ing to tbe Jury, "the company asks you to take this conductor's word for $15, 000." Butler's client received a verdict Brooklyn Eagle. "Spanish Mutton. Dog meat we learn from tbe Frank furter Zeltung. la largely sold In tier many, and more especially In Saxony, but rarely under Ita own name. Trad er describe It aa Spanish mutton, and their customer are lea chary of auk tng for It Catfish In England la treated In tbe sam euphemistic way. There waa a time wben this fish waa never seen In tbe shops. Then some flshmongertng genius Invented the name of "rock aalmon," and bestowed It opon tbe despised catfish, wblcb now haa an es tablished place In the market London Chronicle. The Man Flan. Mat hew Bucblnger, mentioned In old English wonder book a tbe "man flab." waa the moat remarkable mon atroslty of his time. Ho bad neither bands, arma, feet nor legs. From bla ahoulder grew two finllk excres cences, and along bla back there were several row of cale. Ele bad the lidie ya characteristic or tbe fish specie and a queer puckered mouth and no cara. Where Ignoranoe la Bile. Mr. Exe So your husband fell asleep In church last night 1 auppoa yon woke blm op? Mrs.- Wye Not until after tho aermon. There waa a lot In It about women' extravagance non sense, of course, but I'm mighty glad John didn't hoar It Boston Transcript An Export en History, "Wombat, what year did Damon and Pythias runf ""Lamm ae. I think they beaded ticket about 183a" "And who ran against 'nor "Le mm see. Wasn't it Castor and Pollux. rLoubrvtlle CourteisIourniL FOOLED THE OFFICIAL Clavar Trick a Daring Paoeit Playact Upon an Englishman. It was years ago In Burma. Thi English governmeut was having trou ble with a certain princely recalcitrant named Boh Ton. "the moat daring and enterprising of the Dacolts." A heavy price bad been set upon tbe rebel's head, but still Boh Ton was cunningly el un fie. ' ... At last, hard pressed. Boh .Ton tried a new tnck. lie walked straight luto the office of the commissioner. "I am Boh TaMi," he said slmpl. "1 nave come to surrender. Exactly wbnt be had "ounted oa now happened. Fourteen fours' experience with eaatern subtlety and Intrigue bad taught the commissioner ta be wary. "Thank you," be said. "We will now proceed to discover who yoo really are and what you really want. Tell me, what do you expect to get out of this?" "Ten thousand rupees," said the Boh quietly. Thq commissioner, although a cool man, was a little staggered. "I don't quite follow," be murmured. "Yet Ifa quite simple," whispered the Boh. "The government promises 10, 000 rupees to the man who brings you tbe head of Boh Toh. I give It to you." "Capital," waa the wary answer. "But as you loso your head what good does tho money do you V "My wife and children get the mon- "Pretty good, my man, but not quite rooa enough. Ten thousand rupees will oo nothing to Boh Toh." "If It were not I should nofrbe here. I have been deserted and robbed am sure to be captured. My family nugni as well nave the money while can still command it" ' "But why shouldn't I keep the mob eyr I band your bead over, you know. "Because you are an English gentle man, i cnose my man, you see." me commissioner mused awhile. Then he broke silence. "Look here, I know ycu are not the Boh. That Is quite clear. I don't care who you are. ant ten me frankly what yon 'Want." Tbe Burmnn hesitated awhile.' - Then be aald: "You are right But my Ufe la worth aa lttle aa the Boh's. I have betrayed him and robbed him. He baa aworo revenge. Give me an escort as far aa Mandalay. Here, take these notes for 1,000 rupees" he had laid them on the table "and keep them if in twelve days' time I do not tell you how and when you can capture the Boh. Keep them till the Boh Is caucht u you prerer. The commissioner thought hard and in silence for quite two minutes. "I agree," be aald at length. ' Bo tbe Boh was safely escorted to Mandalay. Later tho commissioner re ceived a letter from blra. "You may keep those rupees." It ran. which I, Boh Toh. left with von twelve days ago. I told you the truth. You would not believe me. - The English government likes truth, and it likes money, but they never want both think, at tbe same time." Youth's Companion. The Most Crowded Street The supreme sensation of New York's east side is the sensation of the as tounding populousness. The most populous street In the world Riving ton street-la a sight not to be for gotten. Compared to this, an uptown thoroughfare of crowded middle class flats In tbe open country la an onln habited desert I The architecture seem ed to sweat humanity at every window ana aoor. The roadways were often Impassible. Tho thought of the bid den Interiors was terrifying. Indeed, the hidden Interiora would not bear thinking about. The fancy 'shunned them a problem not to be settled by sudden municipal edicts, but only by the efflux of generations. Harper's Magazlue. ? '. , Heroism of an Indian. A few years ago In northern Mexico a truck carrying a load of dynamite for usa at a mine was suddenly discov ered to bo on fire at a village station. The risk was Imminent, so tbe driver of a locomotive engine picked the truck up and ran it away into the country at all the speed be could put on.' lie bade tho brakeman jump off and save him self, adding, "I go to my death." When bo bad got a mile away the dynamite exploded. Every window in the village waa broken, and he waa blown to at oms, but the Inhabitants were saved. He was a pure blooded Indian. "South America," by Jamea Bryee. "Whafa Your Nar-What" A guild of godparents to save chil dren from incongruous names 1 being uggested. The late Canon Bardsley, author of a book on English names, told the story of what waa probably the most Idiotic name ever bestowed upon an unfortunate Infant- A wo man had her son baptized What, for no other reason than to cause amuse ment lu future year wbt, being ask ed bia name, be ahould reply "What" London Chronicle. ' Msdioal Note. Joneal I bear Hello. Ick." you "Yea; I waa threatened wltb a fever, but tbe doctor succeeded la. arresting If "Ah. be' arrested It for making threats, . I suppose." Boston Tran script , . ' Good RaaaOn. "What on earth made you buy that comfortable wben we have moro now In the house than we need?" "I guess It waa because I aaw It marked 'down.' "Exchange. It I a great mistake to try to live to morrow or even yesterday today. CHANCE FORECASTS. Writera of Old Who Dimly Pointed to Modern Inventions. Chance phrases In the literary works of other days describe with uncanny exactness Inventions of far later times For instance, we find In tbe "Frolu slons" of Stradn the Itoman, which were published In the year 1017. what might be held to embody a crude de scription of wireless telegraphy. . St rada represents two friends as car- Tying on a correspondence by means of a "certain londxtone which has such virtue In It that. If It touches two nee dles when one of the needle; begins to move, the other, although at ever ao great a distance, mases nt the same time and In tho same manner." In 1074 Robort Honke published a worn wnerein ne observed that as glasRes improve the vision so ways might be found to Improve our other aetroes. "It la not Impossible," naya he, "to hear a whisper a distance of a fur long, and perhaps tbe nature of the thing would not make It Impossible al though that furlong should be ten times multiplied." This seems to be a fair forecast of the telephone. In "Gulliver'a Travels" Swif. causes bis hero to relato In the voyage to La putn that the astronomers there "hnve likewise discovered the two leaser star or satellites which revolve about Mars.' This has been held to constitute a aa tire oo sham science. Nevertheless Professor Asnph Hall a few yeara ago Discovered the two tiny satellites. It wag more than 1,700 years ago that Lucían gave an account of the manner wherein, the Inhabitants of the moon drank "air squeezed or compress ed into a goblet" so that it formed a kind of dew. This clearly suggests liquid air. The same writer in "Vera Historia" humorously and nt aonie leueth de scribes an aerial ship the sails of which were inflated by a whirlwind, thus im pelling it through space to tho moon. Harper's. SYSTEMS IN GAMBLING. Monte Carlo Juot Smiles at Thorn and Kaopa on Winning, There are only two games played at Monte Carlo roulette and a simple card game called trente et quarante. One Is assured that these games are played quite fairly and thnt the per centoge In favor of tbe bank Is Ul to CO. Whatever It may be, this certain percentage In favor of the tables over comes all systems that human Ingenuity can work out by any law of averages. M. Blanc will permit you to play any way you like, and to double your bet as often aa you like until it reaches 6,000 francs at roulette or 20,000 franca at trente et quarante. Then yon must begin over again, for It is quito clear that If one were permitted to doublo Indefinitely It would only be a ques tion of time and sufficient money to put M. Blanc out of business. Thua It happens that M. Blanc, who takes no chance, wins against all those who aro permitted to take any sort of chance they like. Sir Hiram Maxim dlsosed of all systems when be shat tered a popuiar delusion In these words: 'If red has r-onie up twenty times In succession It Is Just -as likely to come up at the twenty-first time as It would le If It bad not come up before for a week. Each particular coup Is govern ed altogether by the physical condi tions existing at that particular in stant The ball spins round a m-ent many times in a groove. Wben its mo mentum Is used up It comes In contact with several pieces of brans and flnallv tumbles Into a pocket in the wheel which fa rotating In an opposite direc tion. It Is a pure and unadulterated quebtlon of chance, and it Is not In fluenced in the least by anything that nos ever taken nlnce before or thnt ill take place in the future." Mel vllle Davlsson Tost in Saturday Even Ing Post. ' Bringing Up a Dog. A writer In Country Life In America gives aoine-advlcc ou the bringing up of a dog. Aa be tells it. the looks easy enough. The first and most important lesson for a pup to lenm is to atop anything he may be doing when you say "Stop" and to continue when you say "All right." If well learned this will explain to blm all future com mands. After this comes the lesson to lie down when you command "Down" and to stay down while you loave him. for this latter It Is best to tie him to something and then if he does uot drop wnen you call "Down" from a dhitance return quickly and. scoldlua. nush him down forcibly. A caress and a taste of food ahould bo bis reward if he doea right Old Tims School Hour. In Scotland, up to the middle of the eighteenth century, the usual school hours were from 0 a. m. till 0 p. m.. wltb two break of an hour each. Some schools opened an hour earlier and worked ao long aa daylight lasted. No alteration In the hour waa made oo Saturday, and even on Sunday a cer tain amount of school work waa done. Tho holidaye were restricted to a day at Candlemaa and at Whltsun, and a fortnight In the autumn. Good Time Coming. I tell you, Blnks." aald tbe million- aire, with groat gusto, "talk about your tuni There's none to equal that of earning a million, dollar by dollar." By ginger," aald little Blnks. "what a lot of fun there is ahead of me!" Harper's Weekly. Pretty Meek. Blobbs Henpeckke alwaya reminds mo of a mouse.. Blobbs Nonaenset If he waa anything like a mouse bis wife would be afraid of hlm.-Pbiladelphla Bocord. A CURIOUS COURT It Is Held Annually When France Pays Tribute to Spain. PRICE OF AN ANCIENT PEACE. After Moro Than Five Canturioa Thre Calvaa Are Still Humbly Proaontod Each Year to tho Haughty Descend ente of tho Victorious Spaniard. Every year there tuLes place in the Fyrencan hlgblunda a remarkuble fete. It is held at the boundary stone of San Martin, which separates tbe Freucb valley Bareton from the Spanish valley of Roncal. Every year the representa tives or the French peasants assemble there in order to pay the Spaniards a tribute, which consista of three calves of the same age and the same color, ana the delivery of the calves Is ac- COZUDanled hv ntnitnnnlAa .M.H -..m clently Indicate that the old inhabit- anta of tbe Roncal valley were once rictorloua over their neighbors At & o'clock In the morning tbe may ora of tbe various villages lu tbe Bare- ton valley, bravely adorned with their blue, white and red scarfs of office, march up to tbe boundary stone. In front of tbe column walks a lad. with a pike, from the point of which fliittera a little white pennon aa a gage of peace. ine tnree calves are dragged in the rear of the procession at the end of long ropes. Calves and scarfs take up ineir position by tho atone and await tbe arrival of the Spaniards. They are soon vMble In the distance, In front walks a man clad in sheeD skins, who waves a red pennon at tbe end or a pike aa a algn of war. Behind him walks tho alcalde of Isabn, the principal village In the valley of Ron cal, and following him oorao the a caldea of the other villages, tbelr ataffs Of office in their hands. The bulk of tho procession consists of shepherds, stern looking fellows armed with old sabers and matchlocks The alcalde of Isaba is all glorious to behold In a long black garment fas tened by gold buttons, a tall white ruff, tight fitting knee breeches, red silk stockings andbuckled shoes. A som brero covers his bead, and in his hands ho holds the staff adorned with sllvef knobs, the emblem in Spain of magis terlal dignity. As aoon as tho Spaniards reach the rendezvous the alcalde of Isaba atepa to ine rroot and addresses them in sol emn ceremonial style: Aré you come to pay tribute and swear friendship according to old cus tom and tradition V "That is tbe reason of our coming, answer the French. Tben the two standard bearers ap proach tbe boundary stone and lay tneir pikes crosswise upon it. After a few. moments the Spaniard takes his up again, sticks It into French soil and then places it as before on tbe utoue. On the cross formed by the two shafts tne representatives of the two rollers swear to keep the peace with loyal mina, Then follows the delivery of the three calves to the Spaniards. They ore ex amlned by a veterinary surgeon and accepted, after which all present take up their stations under a shady oak, and, following the example of tbe good St Louis of France and Alfonso tbe " ise of Spain, the alcalde of Isaba en thrones himself among tbe gnarled roots of the oak and proceeds to act as a magistrate. Shepherds and neatherds pass before him and prefer their international com plaints. The Judge listens to both sides, bids them bring forward their witness es and delivers judgment without de lay, Inflicting a fine on one, awarding compensation to another, punishing one and affording satisfaction to his victim. After all the quarrels arc aettled the alcalde undertakes the appointment of the pasture guardians for both valleys, so that he eujoya even greater author ity In the township of Bareton than the president -of the republic himself. Fi nally, they all betake themselves to Spanish aotl, where a Homeric feast la set out, and till late in the night tbe banquet goea on, the descendants of the old warlike mountain peoples drink ing together In brotherly unity In com memoration of the conclusion of the peace of 1375 and the Installation of the above ceremonies. About 300 years after this treaty had been made the French began to refuse to pay the tribute, but after some nego tiations they consented to continue It. In more modern times they tried to get the tribute commuted to a 8um of mon ey, but the Spaniards declined, but agreed to forego the Bring of guns In iue uirecuuu or trance as being a wound to French amour propre. Lon don Spectator. Hard Luok. Maud Beatrix baa lost twenty pounda lately her new gowns are perfect auc ces8es, her sweetheart proposed to her last night, her rich ínele died yester day and left her a million, and now she bas to go to bla funeral today and try tf look sad. Harper's Barar. Making Antique. An expert cabinetmaker can take a new piece of furniture and make It look as if It waa 200 years old and ao can tbe average small boy. Chicago News. Haant Boon Made. "Do you give your wife all tbe mon ey she wauts?" "There Isn't that much."-WashIng-ton 8tar. Every man la occasionally what he ught to be perpetually. Dr. Johnson. MINERAL APPLICATION No. OTKI). BfRVEF No. HAS. UNITED STATES LAND OFMCK, LA8 CRUCES, NEW MEXICO. December T. 1812. Notice la hereby given that fn penr uance of tbe Act of Congres, ap proved May 10, 1872. Soloraon S. Curry and George A. Curry whoso postofflce address It lronwqpd, Michigan, Ralph W. Bartlett whose postofíloe address is Boston, Massachusetts, and J. E. Conner wboae postofflce address is Red Rock,' Jfew Mexico, bavo made sppllcation for patent fur the Iron Cap No. 1, Iron Cap No. 3 and Iron Cap No. S Lode Mining Claims, situar, fa the Mayflower Minina: District. County of Grant, Sute of New Mei Ico, in Sections 29, 30, 31 and 32. Township 16, South Range 21, W. N M r M., described as follows, to it: IRON CAP NO. 1 LODE Beginning at Cor. No. 1, whence tbe N W r Sec- 31- T- 16 s R 21, W N M P M., bears S 33 deg. 07 minutes w 2150.4 ft.; tbcoce N. 21 deg. 28 minutes W 1500 ft. to Cor. No. 2; thence N 82 deg. 40 minutes EJ 600 ft. to Cor. No. 3; thence S 21 deg. 26 minutes K 1500 ft. to Cor. No. 4; thence S. 82 deg. 40 minutes W. 600 ft. to Cor. No. 1, tbe place of begin ning. IRON CAP NO. 3 LODE. Beginning at Cor. No. 1. whence the N VV Cor Sec. 81, T. 18, S. R. 21 W. N M P M., bears S. 76 degrees 43 minutes W. 1402 5 ft: thence N 7 defe. 20 minutes W 1-191 ft. to Cor. No. 2; thence N 82 deg. 40 minutes E 600 ft. to Cor. No. 3; thence S. 7 de. 20 minutes E. 1491 ft. to Cor. No. 4; thence S 82 deg. 40 ml o u tes W. 600 ft. to Cor. No. 1, the place of begin ning. IRON CAP NO. 5 LODE Beginning at Cor. No. 1, whence the N W Cor. Seo. 31, T. 18, S R 21 W. N M P M., bears S 76 degrees 36 minutes W. 1374.7 ft; thence N. 82 deg. 40 minutes E. 628 ft. to Cor. No. 2; thence S. 10 deg. 06 minutes W 1500 ft. to Cor. No. 3; thence S 82 de. 40 minutes W. 628 ft. to Cor. No. 4; thence N. 10 deg. 06 minutes E 1500 ft. to Cor. No. 1, the place of begin ning. These claims are bounded on all sides by the Public Dómala and ou adjoining or conflicting claims are shown by the plat of survey. JOSE GONZALES. Register. First Insertion Deo. 20, 1912. BROKE IT GENTLY. Ho Didn't Know Exaotly What to Do, 8o They Cam te His Reaouo. A young author and critic, who has come to be an authority upon a certain modern phase of educalon, went a few days ago to deliver his first lecture at a girls' school. lie had lectured before. but never at a young ladies' semi nary, and aa two white frocked, curly haired ushers led hlui out to the plat form and be sat down beside the ma tronly principal among the women who made up the faculty and faced a sea of girls' faces he waa young enough to feci a bit of embarrassment himself. It waa rather difficult at first, but once the lecture was started things went all right. He finished what he had to say and sat down. The audience and the ma tronly principal and the women who made up the faculty clapped their bonds enthusiastically. Tben the ap plause d'el down and silence settled upon the lecture hall. The young man sat on waltlug for some one to say something, aim', y conscious that a move of one kind or another waa ex pected of him. But his lecture was finished. He bad said all be had to aay. There were no questions from faculty r students. A few of tbe glrlu began to fidget, but uo one spoke. The yonng man became unpleasantly aware that be was expected to do something and to do It at once, but he did not know what to do. He reflected miserably that be did not know tbe etiquette of a girls' school anyhow. And then there waa a signal from tho principal and a move in the audience," " and the prettier of the two girl ushers approached him, a little embarrassed, a little shy. determined to do her duty. I m so sorry, Mr. B.," she murmur ed, "but I'm afraid you'll have to you'll have to start right this minute If you want to make your trutu!" New York Times. Careful With Their Lemone. "In English Inns," aald a man who had Just returned from a long coaching trip la England, "they do not use lem ons In our haphaiard fashion. Tbey make tbe use of one more or less of a solemn rite. I remember asking for a 'horse's neck in a little inn in the north country. The landlord had never beard of the drink, and I explained to blm that It waa ginger ale wltb a lemon peel in It. He went back to' the bar and returned presently with an empty tray. 'I'm very sorry, air,' be said, 'but we haven't got a lemon open Just now. "New York Tribuno. His Disease. Wben Lord Chancellor Campbell, then plain Campbell, married Misa Scarlett and departed on his wedding trip, Justice Abbott observed wben a cause waa called on In the bench: "I thought, Itr. Brougham, that Mr. Campbell waa lu this case." "Yea, my lord," replied Brougham; "but I understand be la Buffeting from 8carlett fever."-Ch!cago Record Her Ü : - -