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HIS FIRST CASE.
The Young Lawyer Mude the Court 6It Up and Take Notice. Bevcrol prominent nttorneys wera discussing (he peculiar mid rather ho morons questions put to witnesses by young Attorney entering upon their legal work, nuj one of the number vouched fur tuo authenticity of thin in cident: "I went up to the superior civil court one day to bear a young friend of mine try his first case. All his relatives and friends were there, and the novice wore most serious expression ns he started to question a witness, lie did nicely until be asked the ninn: '"Ild you have a contract with the plaintiff?' " 'Yes,' replied the witness. " 'What kind of a contrac t was ItV "'An oral one,' replied the witness. "'Will you please produce ltr "The witness stood stock still starts g at the attorney and then looked at the judge Inquiringly. There was a ripple of laughter thronghont the courtroom, but still the young attorney did not 'catch on,' and, looking toward the Judge, remarked: " 'Your honor, I ask you to give the witness until 2 o'clock to produce that contract-' "The court conld not longer withhold and Joined In the laughter- Theu the young lawyer saw his mistake and with reddened fare also had good laugh." Ronton Record. PLAYING THE PIANO. Present Day Methods prom the View point of a Cynio. The piano is one of our best known innslcal instruments. It was invented several hundred years ago and In Its eurllcr Incarnations was known as the spinet or the harpsichord and afforded eminent artists tnas opportunities to portray languishing ladies seated be fore It, says the Chicago Post. The piano comes either as an up right or a grand. The grand Is a large, fiat proposition that takes up several hundred dolars' worth of room, while the upright has a nice smooth top on which bric-a-brac may be placed. The piano Is usually played by young ladles until the young man proposes. It is also played by young men In tin pan song shops. In those places the youth, who hns (lowing hair and a discouraged necktie, allows a cigarette to hang from one corner of his mouth while he shouts a song from the other corner and uses the loud pedal exclu sively. In the old days, before women be came advanced as tbey are now, It was considered quite some doings to pluy-a piece on the piano which re quired the hands to be crossed. Now adays the piano Is fitted with a self playing attachment, and the young roan caller feeds a porous plaster Into It Four Great Saucee. A Frenchman has declared that "man has created the culinary art He does not eat like an animal be breakfasts, dines and sups." The French are particularly eloquent on the subject of sauces. Among their famous chefs are recognized four great sauces Spanish. Veloute, Ilccbamol and Germnn. The Spanish nd Veloute were known as far back as the seventeenth century. In the eighteenth they were modified by the masters of cookery, particularly by Careme, who was called "the Raphael of the kitchen." The Spanish sauce Is composed of juices extracted from a mixture of ham, veal, chicken and pheasant Ve loute Is similar, but is not colored. Bechamel Is Veloute to which cream has been added, and tho German sauce is Veloute plus the yolks of eggs. Ilarper'a. What Hurt Him. "Did you hear about the accident to BJinks?" "Why, no. What hnpponed?" "Oh, the darned fool was seriously hurt this nfternoon." "In his automobile. I suppose?" "No, that's tho trouble." "What do you mean? I know bo's a reckless driver, and'' "And you think he was hurt In his car. Well, ho wasn't. He was hurt by a tree about ten feet ahead of the car. If he'd been able to stay la the car he'd never have been hurt" Clevuluud I'laln Dealer. East Indian Theater. Many Eu.it Indian theaters keep their performances going until 4 or 5 o'clock In the morning. These dramatic orgies are not, says the Times of In dia, however, due to the length of the plays, sb In Chlneso theaters, but to the fact that the tramcars do not be gin running till 0 o'clock. As the spectators gather from distant villages and have strong objections to paying gharry hire, they expect to be enter tained until the trams start Pleasant Punishment. Pastor I hear that the lightning struck your house, Ilohenbauer. That Is a punishment for your wickedness. Peasant Well, sir, lt'a a punishment I wouldn't mind having again, for I got 4,000 marks Insurance from It Lustlge Blatter. Its Class. "Unhorsing a rival In the old days of chivalry was very much like a modern holiday In a busy Ufe." "IIow sor "It was taking a knight oftV'-Balti mors American. Remember this that a very little la needed to make a happy Ufe. Marcos 'Aoreilutf. WANTED MIXED TEA. How the Iron Duke Ordered It 8ervet to His Timid Guest. The reports of a revival In the con sumption of green ton In England re call a story of Wellington, told In Uorsley's "Recollections of a Royal Academician:" "At Strathfleldsaye it was enstomarj at breakfast time for the duke's fa Torito mnn servant to bring in a lone tray with a number of small sllvei teapots, one for each guest. In those days poop'e had their choice of black or green fen, and the dnko, himself putting the ten Into each put, question ed his guests Individually: " 'What do you take, sir, black oi green?' In stentorian tones. "On the particular occasion referred to his guests Included the future Ixn! Dcnmnn, who had been consumed with nervousness ever since he bad entered tho house at the thought of converso with his distinguished host, and when the question was shouted at hltn ns to black or green tho poor youth hesitated, stammered, and when the question -whs put a second time with some impatience the reply came out with n rush at last: " 'I tako It mixed, your grace!" "The duke was taken aback at the unaccustomed answer, but in a mo ment roared out: "'Take Mr. Den man two pots!" PRESENCE OF MIND. A Woman's Cool Nerve In a Moment of Deadly Peril. An Englishman In traveling through Ceylon was the guest of a dockyard olflclal at Trfncoraalee. "The dinner was excellent," he says, "but when It was about half over I was startled by bearing the wife of my host tell the native servant to place a bowl of milk on a deer skin near her chnlr. "Although she spoke ns calmly as if giving an ordinary order, I knew at once there was n snnke somewhere In the room, for they prefer milk to any thing else. As a hasty movement might hnve meant certain death, we all sat like statues; but, for all that, my eyes were Inspecting every nook and corner, with a peep uuder the ta ble. However, It was not until the milk was plnced on the deer skin that the snake appeared. And then, to our amazement, a large cobra uncoiled Itself from my hostess' hnkle and glldi-d toward the bowl, when, of course. It wns Immediately killed. "Rut just fancy tho nerve of the woman, though she fainted when the thing lay dead on- the floor. IIow many could have remained motionless In Mich, circumstances?" London Tlt- Bits. Lincoln's Chin Fly Story. A certain amount of trouble Is a good thlug. Lincoln used to illustrate the point with a slory about a chin fly. It seems that once a man was plow Ing with a very lazy mule. Suddenly the mule lifted Its bead, switched its stump of n tall nnd went ncross the field at a rapid walk and with most unusunl energy. Reaching the end of the row, there wns a man on the feuce. When the mulo nnd mnn came up tho fellow got down, walked over to the mule and hit him o slap un the Jaw, at tho same time remnrktng, "Well, I killed him that time!" "Killed what?" "Why, that chin fly." "Well, you Interfering fool, 1 wish you would mind your own business That cblu fly was the only thlug that made this mule go." Judge. Wearing the Troueers. Ancient Britons were among the peo ple whose wearing of trousers was noted by the more civilized an cients who eschewed them. "Braccae" (breeches) seem to hnve Impressed the Roman mind very much as Chinese pigtails did the modern west Gaul. leyond the Alps, wns at one time known as Gallia Bracea ta Trouser land nnd Cicero -tnunts a mnn with having sprung from "trousered" an cestors. As Roman ways degenerated the use of trousers began to creep In. and It Is recorded that Alexander Sev erus wore white ones, previous em perora' trousers having been crimson. Rice Stealing Coolies. Among Chinese coolies a favored method of stealing rice is to lean up against a pile of sacks and stick a tin tube through the sacking, the rice, which Is dry, flowing naturally through the tubo into the coolie's clothing. Flour Is also stolen In this manner, and a common punishment in this cuse Is to let the thief obtain a large quantity and then pour water into his clothing, which makes matters rather uncom fortable for the culprit. The Obstinate Cook. Father Cooking schools are of some use after all. This cake Is delicious. Daughter Is 11? I thought It would be a terrible failure. Father Why? Daughter I told the cook exactly how to make It, and she went and made It some other way. Cruel. "Why do you encourage your hus band to drink so much coffee?" "It'a the one thing that will keep him awake nights, and that's the only chance I get to tell him what I really think of him I" Cleveland Piula Dealer. With or Without, "Does aha sing?" "Yes." ' t "With or without?" "With or without what her music?" "No. With or without coaxings Detroit Free Press. fK TALES OF CATS. Stories That Coma From th Hietorl Tower of London. Two stories of tho Intelligence and sympathy of our feline friends wcr told me during one of my numerous tIbIIs to the Tower of Ixmdon while I wss living In England. - Southampton was a prisoner In the Tower with the Earl of Essex during Elizabeth's reign. In some strange way or by some unrecognized faculty a fa vorite cat of his found his abode and suddenly appeared to him, having mado an entrance down the chimney. After his release by Jamos I., Southampton had his picture painted with his faith ful friend ot his sido. The portrait I believe, can today be seen at Wilbevk abbey. The other tale Is of Sir Henry Wyatt, who was committed to the Tower dur ing the reign of Richard III. and suf fered much from want of clothing and food. He would have perished if a cnt had not come down Into his room nnd warmed hlra by -lying on his breast and saved him from starvation by bringing him nn occasional pigeon caugnt on the lends. Although ' the keeper was under orders not to Im prove bis food, he agreed to cook any thing which Sir nenry provided .and tho pigeons which the cat brought saved his Ufe. He also bad a picture painted showing the cat offering a pig eon through the bars, of his celt Our Dumb Friends. MOCK WINDOWS. They Were Common In England When Real One Were Taxed. The window tax In England, a very old tax commencing In the reign of William III., was not discontinued un til Lord Halifax changed It to the house duty In 1851. It must have caused a great amount of consumption, anaemia and other foul air maladies, for In 1850 there were only an average of six windows In English houses. Indeed, the British architects are not yet free from the bad influence of this tax. In very many old houses In England today there may be seen mock windows painted on the walls for symmetry hideous things. Not only were glased windows taxed, but any hole In the wall was Included. Indeed, In the early days only very rich people in England bad glass windows, and so precious were these that they were carried from one bouse to smother when people moved their 'quarters. Curious dodges were practiced to es cape the tax, such as extending one window across two houses or making a very wide division between two panes of gloss. The loss to the nation must have been a hundredfold the revenues collected from this bad tax. Boston Herald. Th Word SeV What Is the favorite word of the English language? The Germans have their "schlng" and "zug," which cover many meanings. But we beat them In the one word not "post" which you might suspect of the supremncy of am biguitybut "set" One always thought that "post" was the word that meant all things and nothing. The punster should watch the word "set" which has achieved nearly seventy columns in tho new English dictionary. It Is a small word, but Its meanings are al most unlimited. You should Bet to work on the word, which you use every day In a hundred senses. And It would be. a pleasant, popular game to set down the number of ways In which you have used that word during the dny. "Sot to partners" you might call It London Chronicle. ' Hard Question. Oh, tell me, docs the setting snn e'r feol a sinking pnln? Why Is (Inform a "Puzzled One") a weathercock so vane? Do stars require a gun to shoot? Whnt makes a bucket pall? What tul lor makes the chimney's soot? Whowrltea the comet's taU? And why are dogs so lovable, how ever much tbey whine? Pray tell me. Mr. Editor, what makes the fir tree pine? Why Is a vessel's hind port stern? Who sings an old hen's lay? Please tell me, for I'd like to know, who wears the close of day? London Answers. Th Greek Figure. . Greek figures of men appear taller and more graceful than those of mod crns. Modern artists make the upright figure seven and one-half times the length of the head. The Greeks made It eight times, lengthening the shin and the longer sweep from knee to beel gave the figure Increased grace and dignity. The same plan was frequent ly adopted by Lord Lelghton, In whose paintings the same effect Is obtained. Hi Method. "I always did make a bit with the women," bragged Henry VIIL "With your wit, Blre?" murmured the obsequious courtier.. "No," answered the monarch, with a sly smile, "with an ax." Baltimore American. 8h Wa Anticipating. ' "When be proposed to her sha knock' td him down." "Gracious! What did be say to that?" "He ye'.lod 'Holi on, bold onl We ain't married yetP "Houston Post Words With th Teacher. First Pupil What makes you so late? Second Pupil I hnd words with the teacher. First Pupil Yes? See ond Pupil But I could net spell them Judge. Sámenos la tha mother of disgust varVty the cure. Petrarch. WEIGHTS AND MEASURES. Car With Which England' Standard Are Preserved. Every twenty years government offi cials comparo tho current weights and measures with the standards, which are sealed up In the staircase of the house of commons. There ore only two standnrds, the finnnd wfclght nnd th( yard mensure. The standard pound Is of platinum, which despite Its weight is no larger than a cnhlc Inch, and, smnll ns It is, the metal of which It Is composed Is worth 10. The standard yard Is a bar of bronze thirty-eight Inches long, on which o yr.rd has beeu marked off In thirty-six divisions of nn Inch. The greatest possible enre Is taken of these two Important nrtlcles. When a comparison is being mado they are handled with tongs. The pound weight Is weighed In the most delicate of chemical balances, nnd the yard is measured with a micrometer. When they are done with the pound It hi wrapped In n special soft paper nnd laid In a silver gilt case, which is plac ed In a bronze enso, this being put In a wooden box, afterward screwed down and sealed. Tho yard measure Is plac ed on eight rollers in a mnhopany case, which is carefully senled. Both cases are then put Into a leaden casket, which Is sealed by soldering. The pncklng in not yet finished, however, for the lead case Is placed In n strong oak box When this Is screwed down it Is placed In the hole in the wall. The -wall is built up by a mason, nnd tho standards can only be obtained by demolishing it once more. Loudon Globe. A HANDICAP IN GOLF. It Wa a Rattier Mean Advantage, but It Won th Gam. An unusual golf handicap was played on one of the local links recently, the proponent of the same winning hands down. One of the rules of golf Is that one must not talk to a player when be Is about to make a drive, nor must oth ers discuss any subjoct in his hearing. It might take his mind off the game for Just an Instant, and that might prove fatal. In Kansas City Uves a crack but ex tremely nervous golf enthusiast He bad been in the bublt of beating a fat and phlegmatlc'frlend uutll the lnttor tired of It I'll tell you what I'll do," the friend said not long ago. "I will play you eighteen holes If you will give me a handicap." ."Done." feald the nervous player "Name the handicap." 'Three times during the game, and not more than three, I am to be per mitted to stand behind you aud sny 'BooT while you are preparing to drive" Every time It was the nervous man's play his fat friend walked up aud just stood behind hira. Never ouce during tho game did the fat man sny "Boo!" or unythlng else. But the anticipation at the expected "Boo!" was fairly nerve shattering, nnd the fat man won hunds down. Kansas City Journal. Grant and Loe. In reminiscences of President Grant by Robert M. Douglass, his private sec retary, in the Youth's Companion he says: 'One afternoon a tall, handsome man of splendid preseuce and with a grave, courteous face entered my otUcc and modestly announced himself as Robert E. Lee. When I told the president be directed me to bring the distinguished visitor in at once. Their meeting was cordial, but apparently their recollec tions brought feeltugs of sadness to both raeu. The president, with his usual' consideration, presented me to General Lee, who knew my family aud who greeted me kindly. I expressed my pleasure at meeting him and then retired from the room. I felt thnt at such a time no one should Intrude. The visit was merely one of courtesy and did not last long. I believe that ft wns the only time after the war that the two great generals met" Distance of Planet. The distance of the sun und planets from the earth may best be perceived by the following fact: A train of cars going nt a mile a minute would reach the moon In 150 days, Venus In Ofty years, Mars In seventy-six years. Mercury In 110 years, the sun In 1T5 years, Jupiter In 740 years, Suturn In 1.470 j ears, Uranus in 3,100 years, Neptune in 5,053 years. o reach the neurest fixed star our train, steadily maintaining its mile a minute speed, would require nlout 40,000,000 years. You mny rely upon the general accu racy of the above schedule, New York American. Overcome by th Heat. "I hev come to tell yez, Mrs. Malone, that yer husband met with an acci dent" "An what is it now?" walled Mrs. Malone. "He was overcome by the beat. mum," "Overcome by the beat, was he? Ají' bow did it happen?" "He fell into the furnace at the foun dry, mum." London Telegraph. Really Considerate. "Ia Mrs. Blnks considerate of her husband's feelings?" "Yea. She always airs his overcoat so early In the season that bis frlenda cannot detect the odor of moth bolls when the first cold snap cornea." Buf falo Expresa. Fortunata. Kitty Isn't it a most fortnnata thing? Ethel What? Kitty That people can't read the kisses that have been printed upon a girl's Upa. St Louis Post-Dis patch. T 'SHE WAS A CREOLE. T Her Visitor Was Sorry For That UirtH H Wae Enlightened. It was snowing In the north, bnt Li New Orleans the air was as soft as May, and la a garden brilliant with flowers and sunshine the winter vis itors drank after luncheon the famous creóle coffee. "How good this creólo coffee is!" said a young mnn. 1 make It" sn'd the hostess. "I am. yon know, a creóle." The young mnn looked shocked, hurt. "Well, after nil," he snlfl in a low voice. you can't help thnt and I'm jure no sensible person thinks any the worse of you." His hostess, who was Very beautiful. with hair and eyes like night, laughed merrily. "Define the word 'creóle,' - she said. And the young man replied, "A creóle Is a descendant of French or Spanish immigrants, with a touch of negro blood in his or her veins." " And the word means Just the oppo site!" the woman cried. "A creóle is a doscondant of French or Spanish Immi grants whose veins bold not a drop of negro blood." Well, well! 1 didn't know thnt" No I" she said. "Nobody from the north does. The word Creole Is prob ably the unique word of the dictionary, a word that is universally misunder stood. Why, it Is as though you thought up there In the north that white meant black." New York Tribune. AN EARLY PURE FOOD LAW. English Baker Had to Be Careful In th Old Day. In the time of Edward I. of England Innkeepers were not permitted to make either bread or beer. The former they were obliged by law to buy from the baker nnd the latter from the brewer. In "Customs of Old England" F. J. Snell declares that If tho law defended what was considered the legitimate claim of the baker to a proper liveli hood It wns equally solicitous for the welfare of his customers and was most severe upon tho baker who sold bread deficient In weight or quality. For the first offense he was drawn on a hurdle through the principal streets, which would be thronged with people and foul with traffic, with the offending loaf suspended from bis neck. From a pen and Ink sketch of this cere mony It appears that the unhappy tradesman wore neither shoes nor stockings and bad his arma strapped to his sides. It seems also that two horses drew the hurdle, which suggests that It rattled along at a pretty Uvely pace. For the second offense the baker en joyed another ride upon the hurdle and then underwent an hour's exposure in the pillory. If be proved so incorrigi ble as to commit the offense a third time his oven was demolished and be was forbidden to follow his trude. Queer Egyptian Burial Customs. Tho Egyptians buve many curious customs In connection with the burial of their dead and the healing of tho sick. At every Moslem funeral, for In stance, there aro hired mourners, vary ing In number according to the wealth of the deceased. These funerals are al ways headed by old blind men, carry ing long staffs In tbelr hands and wall ing loudly. They are followed by the relatives and friends of the deceased, and then comes the coffin. This Is suc ceeded by two or three of the native fiat carts common to Cairo, filled with women mourners. Mourning, In fact is quite a profession among the women. Every day you see groups of them squatting on the ground outside the hospital at Cairo, waiting to be hired for a funeral. Wide World Magazine. Unique Signs In Franoe. Frederick O. Tenfleld was walking along a New Jersey road while bis chauffeur fixed a broken tire. He no ticed a danger sign at the roadside. 4ln France," he said, "at the entrance to their towns tbey have signs that are characteristically French and seem to me delightful In spirit Over the road as you enter the town limits Is an arch on which is printed the name of the town, the number of the road for all the roads ore numbered in France and the name of the department in which the town lied. Then below those in larger letters, 'Attention aux enfanta' ('Be careful about the children'). And then as you leave the town you see the back side of a similar sign, which says, 'Mercl' ('Thanks')." New York Post A Miserable Grafter. "That looks like some crib to crack," aald the first burglar to bis pal as they passed a suburban mansion. "Nona o' that for me," said the pat "One of the biggest grafters in the United States lives there." "How do you know thatT" asked the first burglar.' "I broke in there once and he caught me wit' the goods on," said the paL "I had to pay him (15 to lot me go." Ilarper'a Weekly. Misinterpreted. "Beg pardon, Blr," Bald the doorman at the Btagborn club. "Haven't you made a mistake?" "I reckon not" replied 81 Corntassol. "The sign on tha door says 'No Admis sion and if tbey's no admission it's free, ala't it?" Judge. Didn't Find It So. Willie All the world lovea a lover. Wallle Bally lie, you know. Nellie da Wink's pet terrier has bitten me four times, bah Jovel exchange. One's" own thistle field la dearer to blm than bta neighbor's garden of roses. Qerman Proverb. SKHIAL 68077 DKPAnTMF.NT OF TUB INTERIOR I niteit Sta.tr Land omce. Las Cruce, New Mexico, February, 71, 1111.1. NOTICE IS HEHEUY OIVEN that tha State of Now Mexico, under and by virtue of the act of Congress approved June 30, into, haa made application for th following de scribed unappropriated, unreserved, and Don mineral publlo lands, for the benefit of the Santa Fe and Grant County Railroad Bond Fund : All of Section í, T. SO 8., K, 10 W.. N. M. P. M, The purpose of this notice is to allow all persona claiming; the land adversely, or de siring to efaow it to be mln ral in character, an opportunity to file obJoct!r aiich loo atlon or selection with the Register and Re ceiver of tho United States Land Office, at Las Cruces, New Mexico, and to establish their Interests therein, or tee mineral char acter thorof . ,. JOSE GONZALES Register. Flint publication. Fob. 28, 1013. Last pub, March 28, 1913. NOTICE. Department of the Interior. TJ iiited States Land Offioe, Las Cruoes, New Mexloo. Feb. 21. 1913. NOTICE Is hereby given that Sarah C. Jor- nliran. formerly Barah O. Chapman, of Rod rock. New Mexico, who, on. October 2, 11W9, made Homestead Entry, No. 03700, for N!i NE;SB'NE'4;Boo. Sl.andNW NWfc Seo. 83 Township 18 S, Kan no 18 W, N M P Mer idian, has tiled notice of intention to make flnul three year Proof, to establish olalm to the land above described, before D II. Kedzlo, IT. 8. Commissioner, at LorJsb . rg. N. Mon tha 5th day of April, 1913. Claimant namos as witnesses: E. B. Turman, of Redrock, If. M, 8am Turman, of Redrock, N, M, F. W. Rrukenold, of Redrock, N, tf. Anthony Connor. of Bedrock, N. M. JOSB G ONZA LBS, Register.' First publication Feb. 2f , 1913 Serial Nos. 0H016, 08083 Department of the Interior. United States Land Office- Laa Cruoes, New Mexico. Feb, Í, 1913 NOTICE 13 TIEREBY GIVEN that the State of New Mexico, under and by virtue of the sot of Congress approved Juno 20, 1010, has made application for the following-described unappropriated, unreserved, and non- mlnoral publio lands, for the bonefltof the Santa Fe and Grant County Railroad Bond Fund: 8W!i NEt, Etf HWi NE! SW) Section 31. Township 20 S., Range 17 W., N. M. P, M. EV4 NE"4, 8EH Section 22 Township 21 8., Ranpe 17 W., N. M. P. M, Wtf NKH- Wyfc 8E54. WS Section all of Section 7, Town ship 28 S., Rango 19 W N. M. E M. All of Sections 1, 8. 4, 9, 10, II. 12, Township 28 8 Raigo 2U W N. M, P. M. Tbo purpose of this notice Is to allow all persons claiming the land adversely, or de siring to show it to be mineral In oharoctcr, an opportunity to file objection to such loc ation or select Ion with the Register and Ko ceivcr or tho United States Land Oltlce, at Las Cruoes, New Moxloo, an.1 to establish their Interest therein, or the mineral char acter thereof. JOSE GONZALES, Register First publication Feb. It. IMS, Last publication March 14. 1U13. TURKISH TITLES. They Are Added to Persons' Names Instead of Being Prefixed. Turkish names and titles are some times confusing to the ordinary reader, and this explanation from the Turkish, embassy at Washington may be of in terest In the first place, our Ameri tan pre Bies "Mr." or "General" be come aunlxea In Turkish. The mayor of a Turkish city adds to bis name Bo ledle Ralsl. Therefore it would not be Mayor John Smith, but Smith Boledle Raisi. A caliph Is a prince of the royal line and "Mohammed'a representative," rauking next to the sultan himself In importance. The next title of impor tance la sheik ul Islam, or bead of the Mohammedan faith. Imam is the title by which a priest la originally ad dressed. Pasha is the highest title within tha gift of the aultan. It Is conferred chief ly on men who achieve distinction in arts and letters or In commerce and la more or less common among the great merchants of Tut key or those who un der the old regime had a band in tha collection of taxes. The word "bey" attached to the name of a person indi cates that the bearer Is distinguished for aorviee of the country. The term "effeodl" indlcatea that the man so ad dressed la higher In birth, breeding or education than the man speaking and is a variable title, depending on tha rank of thoBe carrying on a conversa tion. The grand vizier, or sadorazam, la the premier of the cabinet And ia tho highest of government civil officials. Tha governor of a province la known .nil n I. ,..., ... mAnA , r. U.O Tail. xuiiv iciui huiii;u v iuv name Instead of being pre hied. Indi anapolis News. .1N "Well. 1 know she won't lovt yott short" Baltimore American. -, Began Soon. Mrs. Crusty -Do you remember our. first quarrel J Mr Crusty - Let ma sea. Waa that going Into the church or cuita cut! Work. If yon intend to go to work, there ia no placa better than where you are. If you do not Intend to go to work, you cannot get along anywhere. Abraham Lincoln. The wise man abould ba prepared fot everything that doea not lia within nia control. Pythagoraa.