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LA8 VEGAS DAILY OPTIC, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 1909 tVC Las Vegas Undertaking Co. Successor to V. W. C. PEXXJS, JUuager Undertaking Picture Framing a Specialty THE LOBBY RESTAURANT AIID CAFE Short Orders and Regular Dinner THE BEST GOODS .OBTAINABLE ALWAYS HANDLED SOCIETY AND BUSINESS DIRECTORY CHAPMAN LODGE NO 2, A. P. & A. M. Regular com munication first and third Thursdays In each month. Visiting brothers ' cordjally invited. Geo. H. Klnkel, W M-, Chas. H. Sporleder, Secretary. LAS VEGAS COMMAND ERY NO. 2, Knights Templar. Regular js conclave second Tuesday in jf"' each month at Masonic Temple, 7:30 p. m. John S. Clark, K. C, Charles Tamme, Recorder. LAS VEGAS CHAPTER NO. 3, ROY- , al Arch Masons. Regular ' convocation first Monday in each month at Masonic Temple, 7:30 o. m. M. R. Williams, H. P., Chas. H. Sporleder, Secretary. EL DORADO LODGE NO. 1 Knights of Pythias meet every Monday evening in Castle Hall, Visiting Knlg&ts are cordially invited. ' I. P. HAVENS, Chanoellor Command er. C. M. BERNHARD. Keeper ol Record and Seal. BALDY LODGE NO. 77, FRATERNAL UNION OP AMERICA Meets first and third Wednesday of each month at Fraternal Brotherhood hall. Chas. Trambley, F. M.; Bertha C. Thorn hill, Secretary. Visiting members cordially Invited. REBEKAH LODGE, I. O. O. F. meets second and fourth Thursday 1 evenings of each month at tleT."Orj O. F. hall. Miss Bertha Becker, N. G.; Mrs. Delia Peppard, V. a; Mrs. T. F. Dailey, Secretary; Adelene Smith, Secretary. B. P.- O. E. MEETS SECOND AND fourth Tuesday evenings each month at O. R. C. hall. Visiting brothers are cordially Invited. W. U. Lewis, exalted ruler; D. W. Condon, secretary EASTERN STAR, REGULAR COM munication second and fourth Thursday evenings of each month. All visiting brothers and sisters are cordially invited. Mrs." Sarah A. Chaff in, -worthy matron; Mrs. Ida Seellnger, secretary. I. O. O. F., LAS VEGAS LODGE NO. i 4, meets every Monday evening at their hall on Sixth street. All visit- ing brethren cordially Invited to at tend, C. W. McAllister, N. G.; E. Comstock, V. G.; R. O. Williams, secretary; W. E. Crites, treasurer; C. V. Hedgcock, cemetery trustee, FRATERNAL BROTHERHOOD, NO. 102, meets every Friday night at ' their hall in the Schmidt building, west of Fountain Square, at eight o'clock. Visiting members are cor , dlally welcome. Jas. N. Cook, pres ident; Jas. R. Lowe, secretary. KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS,' COUN CIL NO. 804, meets second and fourth Thursday, O. R. C. hall, Pio neer building. Visiting members are cordially invited. W. R. Tipton, G. K: E. P. Mackel, F. S. F. O. E. MEETS FIRST AND THIRD Tuesday evenings each month, at , Fraternal Brotherhood Hall. Visit ing brothers are cordially Invited. John Tbornhill, president; E. C. Ward, secretary. RED MEN MEET IN FRATERNAL Brotherhood ha'.l every second and fourth Thursday, sleep at the eighth pun.. Visiting brothers always wel come to the wigwam. David Flint, sachem; Waite H. Davis, chief of records and collector ot wampum. .S. E. ROSENWALD LODGE NO. 54!, I. Q. B. B. Meets every first Wed nesday of the month In the vestry room of Temple Monteflore, Doug- las avenue and Ninth street VlsIU lng brothers are cordially invited. Charles Greenclay, president; Rabbi je. Raisin, secretary. M. LEWIS CO. Lady AMIfitaut 2nd Emtalmlco Excellent AHsortweut of Molding PHYSICIANS DR. E. L. HAMMOND DENTIST Suite 4. Crockett Building. Has phones at office and residence. DR. G. L. JENKINS DENTIST Over Hedgcock's Shoe Store Phone Vegas 79 F. R. LORD. DENTIST (Successor to Dr. B. M. Williams.) Office Pioneer Building, over Grand Leader. Rooms 3 and 4. Phone Main 57. ATTORNEY8 GEORGE H. HUNKER Attorney at Law Veeder Block Las Vegas New Office Mexico. GEORGE E. MORRISON Civil Engineer and Surveyor Office: Wheeler Bldg, E. Las Vegas. The less you know about certain people the better opinion, you have of tbem. What Shall We Have for Dessert T Try JELL-O, the dainty, appetizing, economical dessert. Can be prepared Instantly simply add boiling water and serve when cool. Flavored Just right; sweetened Just right; perfect la every way.. -JL 10c. package makes enough dessert for a large family. AH grocers sell it Don't accept substi tutes. JELL-O complies with all Pure Food Laws. 7 flavors: Lemon, Or ange, Raspberry, Strawberry, Choco late, Cherry, Peach. There's a streak of wolf and streak of lamb in every man. A Hurry Up Call Quick! Mr. Druggist Quick! A box of Bucklen's Arnica Salve Here's a quarter For the love of Moses, hurry I Baby's burned himself, terribly John nie cut his foot with the axe Mamie's scalded Pa can't walk from plies Blllie has boils and my corns ache. She got it and soon cured all the fam ily. Its the greatest healer on earth. Sold by all druggists. All that goes up must come down So stand from under, , Why? From a small beginning the sale and use of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has extended to all parts of the Uni ted States and many foreign coun tries. Why? Because it has proved especially valuable for coughs and colds. For sale by all dealers, An accommodation train has many stops .as a pipe organ. as Good? M-m-m-m-m Surprise your stomach with the most delicious breakfast you ever tast ed, TOASTED RICE FLAKES with cream. The most wholesome, the most palatable, the most digestible of all cereals. A b'lg package for 10 cents. V Telephone your news Items to The Optic, Phone Main 2. Health and Beauty Aid Cosmetics and lotions will not clear your complexion of pimpleB and blotches like Foley's Orino Laxative, for indigestion, stomach and liver trou ble and habitual constipation. Cleans es the system and is pleasant to take. O. G. Schaefer and Red Cross Drug Sore. MJIr KEMAKKAELE BILL OF AN ILLINOIS LAWIEB In response to many requests. The Optic, reprints from Llppincott's Mag azine the strange will of a young law ley, who died several years ago in the ward for the Insane in the almshouse of Cook county, Illinois. The will was found In his coat On a resolution of the Chicago Bar association, the do cument was sent to probate and bo was spread on the records of Cook county. It reads: I, Charles Lounsberrr. beine of sound and disposing mind and mem ory, do hereby make and publish this, my last will and testament, in order, as justly as may be, to distribute my interest in the world Among those suc ceeding me: That part of my Interest which is known in law and recognized in the sheep bound volumes, as my property, being inconsiderable and of no ac count, I make no distribution of this in my will. My right to live, being but a life estate, is not at my dis posal, but these things excepted, all else in the world I now proceed to de vise and bequeath. Item: I give to good fathers and mothers, in trust for their children, all good little words of praise and encouragement and all qifaint pet names and endearments, and I charge the said parents to use them justly, but generously, as the needs of their children shall require. Item: I leave to children inclusive ly, but only for the term of their chld- hood, all and every flower of the field and blossoms of the woods, with the right to play among them freely, ac cording to the customs of children, warning them at ' the same 1 time against thistles and thorns. And I devise to children the banks of the brooks and the golden sands beneath the waters thereof, and the odors of the willows that dip therein, and the white clouds that float high over the giant trees. And I leave the children the long, long days to be merry in a thousand ways, and the night and the train of the Milky Way to wonder at but sub ject nevertheless, to the rights here inafter given to lovers. Item: I devise to boys, jointly, all the useful, idle fields and commons where ball may be played, all pleasant waters where one may swim, all snow clad hills where one may coast, and all streams and ponds where one may fish, or where, when grim winter comes, one may skate, to hold the same-for the period of their boyhood, and all meadows with clover blossoms and butterflies thereof; the, woods with their appurtenances, the squir rels and the birds, the echoes and strange noises and all distant places which may be visitant together with the advantages there found. And I give to said boys each his own place at the fireside at night, with all pic tures that may be seen- in the burn ing wood, to , enjoy without let or hindrance, and without any incum brance or care. Item: To lovers I devise them im aginary world, with whatever they may need, as the stars of the sky the red roses by the wall, the bloom of the hawthorne, the sweet strains of music and anght else that they may desire to figure to each other the lastingness and beauty of their love. Item: To young men, jointly, I de vise and bequeath all boisterous and inspiring sports of rivalry, and I give to them the disdain of weakness and undaunted confidence in their own strength. Though they are rude, I leave to them the power to make last ing friendships, and of possessing companions, and to them, exclusively, give all merry songs and grave choruses to sing with lusty voices. Item: And to those who are no longer children or youths or lovers, I leave memory, and bequeath to them the volumes of the poems of Burns and Shakespeare and of other poets, if there be others, to the end that they may live the old days over again, freely and fully without tithe or dimi nution. , Item: To our loved ones with snowy crowns, I bequeath the happiness of old age, the love and gratitude of their children nrUl they fall asleep. Good for Biliousness. "I took two of Chamberlain's Stom ach and Liver Tablets last night and I feel fifty per cent better than I have for weeks," says J. J. Firestone of Allegan, Mich. "They are certainly a fine article for biliousness." For sale by all dealers. Samples free. Save the pennies and your family will take care to spend the pounds. Many people delude themselves by spying "It will wear away," when they notice symptoms of kidney and blad der trouble. This is a mistake. Take Foley's Kidney Remedy, and stop the drain on the vitality. It cures back ache, rheumatism, kidney and bladder trouble, and makes every trace . of pain, weakness and urinary trouble disappear. O. G. Schaefer and Red Cross Drug Store. ie OGAMS "What a del icious agar! says every critical smoker as he lights the "Rothen berg." He likes the blend of Havana leaf. Strictly hand-made. Sold In 10c and 2 for 25c sizes Rothenberg & Schloss Cigar Co., Denver, Colorado ABSOHBLtTS Alma Why do so many women rest their chins on their hands when they are trying to think? Flossie To hold their mouths shut so that they won't disturb themselves, Cleveland Leader. "Tommy,"laughed the visitor, "I don't think you like your Bister's new beau." Naw!" growed Tommy, with a pout "The mut cut me out of a Job". "Goodness! And how was that?" "Why, sis used to give me a nickel an hour every evening to sway her hammock, and now he comes around and does it for nothing." Chicago News. .... ,, , . . "Myrtle," asked her indulgent uncle, "how did you manage to spend so much money while you were at that summer resort?" 1 lost tne most or It at bridge, uncle," answered the petted niece. "At bridge! Why, child, you prom ised me you wouldn't learn to play that game!" "I didn't learn it, Uncle George. I didn't half learn it That's why I lost -so much money." Chicago Tri bune. "Now is the time a good many young people are beginning to think about marriage," laughed the crusty bachelor. I "Gracious!" exclaimed the pretty miss, in surprise. "Don't you mink you are behind timer, June is tne time when the young people think about matrimony." "Oh, no; that's when they are mar ried and haven't the time to think. Now is the time they are doing the serious thinking." Chicago News. ' 1 ' She sank four times, but no one came To rescue her. And that was certainly a shame, We must aver. A rescue would have easy been. A casual peep Disclosed the water ehe was in Was not sddeep. No youth arrived, although she sank Some six times more, And so she left the ocean dark And went ashore. Philadelphia Bulletin. Most lawyers take a keen delight trying to confuse medical experts in the witness box in murder trials, and often they get paid back in their own coin. A case is recalled where the lawyer, after exercising all his tan gling tactics without effect, looked quizzically at the doctor who was tes tifying and said: "You will admit that doctors some times make mistakes, won't you?" "Oh, yes; the same as lawyers," was the cool reply. "And doctors' mistakes are' buried six feet under ground," was 'he law yer's triumphant "reply. "Yes," he replied, "and the law yers mistakes often swing in the air. Philadelphia Ledger. ... j The newest "mean man" stJry: In a western county of Kansas th)e dead body of an unknown man was recently discovered. In his pockets they found 1 f $100 In bank notes and a big revol ver. "What about it?" asked the innocent "You would expect that they'd have used that hundred in finding his rela tives, or, failing in that have givn him a decent burial, now, wouldn't you?" Sure." "Well, they didn't," in the an swer. "They arraigned his dead body before a justice of the peace for car rying concealed weapons and fined him 8100 and buried him in the pot ter's field." Kansas City Journal. A friend was complaining the other day tci Captain Barber, port captain of the state pilots, about the crowded condition of the steamboat on which he recently made a trip. "Four in a room?" replied Barber. "That's nothing. You should have traveled in the days of the gold rush to California. I remember one trip out of New York 'we carried more than 1000 passengers, and If you put ) fifty on that ship today there'd be a I holler that would reach Washington and make trouble for somebodv. To show you how crowded it was and what 'crowded really means, three days out from New York 'a chap walk ed up to the old man and said: " 'Captain, you really must find me a place to sleep.' " "Where in thunder have you been sleeping until now?" asked the old man. " "Well,' says the fellow, 'you see, it's this way. I've been sleeping on a sick man, but he's getting better now and won't staihd for it much long er." " jsxenange. ... An Englishman who had grown tired of his tight little Isle came to this country to teach school. 0ne day, while rehearsing a class of boys in spelling, the word "saloon" was given out The first boy missed it, like wise the second and the third. The fourth boy, spelling it correctly, was asked to go to the blackboard and write it so that all could see how it was spelled. Pointing to the word the teacher said: This is the way you spell it. Easy, iBn't it? Just a hess, a hay, & hell, to hoes, and a hen." In writing the word the boy had placed the leters conspicuously far apart. This peculiarity did not es cape the observing eye of the master, and he asked: "Why did you write it that way? Why didn't you place the hay nearer the hell?" "Coz I's afraid it would burn up!" blurted out the irrepressible young ster, as he dug his hands into his pockets. The next word missed was "Ven ice". It was spelled with two n's. What would you say if I told you there was but one hen in Venice?" asked the pedagogue, as he surveyed the class critically above the rim of his glasses. "I should say the price of eggs would be pretty high," came the an swer from the boy who stood at the foot of the class. Housekeeper. Go With A Rush The demand for that wonderful Stomach, liver and Kidney Cure, Dr. King's New Life Pllls-is astounding all druggists say they never saw the like. Its because they never fail to cure Sour Stomach, Constipation, In digestion, Biliousness, JauTtfllce. Steij Headache, Chills and Malaria. Only 25c. Ettray Advertisement Notice is hereoy given to whom it may concern that the folio laf de scribed estray animal was taken up by Jose de Craiia Duran, llolman, N. M. To-wit: One dark horse, small size, wt-lght about S00 lbs, 8 to 10 years old, black spot under right ear, barnegs and saddle marks, short tall. gentle. Branded A On right jaw U Branded I On left hip L Said animal being unknown to this Boflrd, unless claimed by owner on or before Sept 20. '09, said date being 19 days after last appearance of this ad vertisement said estray will be sold by this Board for tb benefit of the owner when found. CATTLE SANITARY BOAHD. Las Vegas. N M. 1st pub Aug 31. last pub Sept 10, '09 Ettray Advertisement Notice is hereby given to whom lfl may concern that the following de scribed estray animal was taken up bjj Pedro Marquez, Valencia, N. M. To-wit: One bay mare, with a white mark in face, hind feet white, about 8 or 10 years old. Branded On left hip Branded V f On right shoulder I v ( Said animal being unknown to this Board, unless claimed by owner on or before Sept 20, '09, said date being 10 days after last appearance of this ad vertisement, said estray will be sold by this Board for the benefit ot the owner when found. CATTLE SANITARY BOARD, Las Vegas, N. M. 1st pub Aug 31, last pub Sept 10, '09 Ettray Advertisement Notice is hereby given to whom it may conct-rn that the following d scribed estray animal was taken up by Albert Abbott Estancia, N. M. To-wit: One red steer or ta& very old. Branded " On left ribs Branded T7T On left hip j Said animal being unknown t3 this Board, unless claimed by owner on or Derore sept 20, '09, said date being 10 days after last appearance of this ad vertisement, said estray will be sold by this Board for the benefit ot the owner when found. CATTLE SANITARY BOAED, Las Vegas, N. M. 1st pub Aug 31, last pub Sept. 10, '09 Estray Advertisement Notice is hereby given to whom it may concern that the following de scribed estray animal was taken np by uumermo sierra, Santa Rosa, N. M. To-wlt: One brown horse, left feet white, about 10 years old, working norse. r Branded On left hip . ,. Said anim' being unknown to this Voard, unless Ylalmed by owner on or before Sept 20,'!9, said date being 10 days after last appearance of this ad vertisement eald estray" 'Viif hf this Board for the benefit of the owner whtn found. CATTLE SANITARY BOAP.D, Las Vegas. N. M 1st pub Aug 31, last nub Sept 10, '09 Estray Advertisement. Notice is hereby given to whom It may concern that the following da- scribed estray animal was taken np by Ysais Gutierrez, Chilili, N. M. To-wlt: One dark horse, about five years old. Branded pl On right hip ! Branded On left hip Said animal being unknown to tola Board, unless claimed by owner on or before Sept 20, '09, said date being 10 days after last appearance of this ad vertisement said estray will be sold by this Board for the benefit of the owner when found. CATTLE SANITARY BO ARB, Las Vegas, N. M. 1st pub Aug 31, last pub Sept 10, '09 Estray Advertisement Notice is hereby-given to whom It may concern that the following de scribed estray animal was taken np by Geo. H. Webster, Jr., Cimaron, N. M. To-wit: One coming three year old mare, dark brown, four white feet blaze face. Branded On right shoulder Said animal being unknown to this oard, unless claimed by owner on or before Sept. 20, '09, said date being 1 days after last appearance of this ad vertlsement, said estray will be sold by this Board for the benefit of the owner when found. -' CATTLE SANITARY BOARD, Las Vegas, N. M. 1st pub Aug 81, last pub Sept 10, '03 Ettray Advertisement Notice U hereby given to vhoni it may con that the following de scribed estray animal was- taken up by Gabriel Chacon, Villanueva, N. M, To-wit: One red horse colt, one year old. Branded Fl On left hip Said animal baing unknown to this Board, unless claimed by owner oh or betore Sept 20, '09, said date. being 10 days after last appearance of this ad vertisement, said estray will be sold ly this Board for the ben3flt of the rwner when found. CATTLE SANITARY BOAPD, Las Vegas, N. M." 1st pub Aug 31, last pub Sept. 10, '09 Dr. Abernethy, the great English physician, said, -Watch your kidneys. When they are affected, life la in dan ger." Foley'B Kidney Remedy ma'sea healthy kidneys, corrects urinary irre ularitips. and tones up the whole sys tem. O. G. Schaefer and Red Cross Drug Store. 1