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AUun0g0ri.1i Sfotua
GUTHRIE SMITH, Editor and Publisher
the OTHER FELLOW SAYS j i
Entered at the Poatoffice at Alamogordo, New Mexico, for transmission through
the mail as second class matter
Subscription Price $1.50 a Year in Advance
September 12, 1912.
presenting the bast interests of all the people of Otero Count
Respecting All; Fearing Nona
For President
WOODROW WILSON
For Vice-President
THOMAS R. MARSHALL
A farmer carrying an express package
from a Chicago mail order house was
accosted by a merchant who said:
ii (non i you i 1 1 v ma i mn oi gooua
of me, I could have saved you the express
charges on them, and besides you would
have been patronizing a home store." The
farmer looked at the uierchaut for a full
minute and then said: "Why don't you
patronize your home paper and advertise?
I read it and didn't know you bad this
part ieu lar line. Ex.
Jones came downtown the oth-
1 1 A
er morning witn a somewnai
bruised and swollen forehead.
His friend Briggs viewed the
contusion with interest and
asked :
"How did it happen, old
man!"
"Collided with the hatrack
last night," said Jones shortly.
"Accidentally?" asked Briggs.
"No, Briggs," replied Jones
sweetly. "I have every reason
to suspect that it attacked me
purposely. Youth's Companion.
A police officer took into the
court a nine-year-old boy and,
looking up at the judge said,
"Please, your honor, I arrested
this lad, but for the love of me 1
don't know what 1 ought to
charge him with."
"Well," said the judge, "what
did he do?"
"He took a handful of peanuts
from a stand."
"Charge him with impersonat
ing a policeman," suggested the
judge. Hoston Journal.
A West Virginia judge ar
raigned a shanty boater for steal
ing a horse, denounced him as a
p 'riit't In (V-lr'" ;-r iii(l tDGfl
sentenced him to ten years at
hard labor in the state prison.
"Have you anything to say?"
he asked when he was through.
"No," said the sentenced one,
"except that it strikes me you
are pretty darned liberal with
other people's time!" Saturday
Evening Post.
Churcb Notices
Baptist Church.
Regular services 11 a. in. and
7:00 p. in. Sunday at the First
Baptist church.
Sunday School 9:45 a. m.
Prayer service every Wednes
day 8:00 p. m.
The public is cordially invited
to attend all the services.
Strangers are specially invited.
Wm. COOKSEY,
Pastor.
Christian Church
Sunday School at 10.00 a. m,
Communion and preaching at
11:00 and 7:30 each Sunday.
All are cordially invited.
J. A. . BROWN,
Pastor.
There's a wonderful diti'er
e between my two nephews.
BRING IN YOUR SUBSCRIPTIONS
When publication of contributions t: the
democratic campaign fund was made Monday, the
total amount that had been received was $11,
000.00. Rolla Wells, treasurer of t lie national
committee, said that that amount would not near
ly be sufficient.
Heretofore the plain citizen has made the
complaint that the candidate for President has in
curred too great obligations to the big interests
on a unit of t he bit; campaign contributions.
The plain citizen now has an opportunity to make
the contribution himself, and thereby stive the
candidates any embarrassing obligations or pledges.
If you are willing to help the Wilson campaign
in a financial way. bring or send your dollar to
Tu k NlWS office, or hand it to Judge W. K. Stal
CUp, who also is assisting in the work. If you
don't help, don't "holler" at the candidate who is
compelled to turn to the corporations fr aid.
Presbyterian Church.
Sunday school 10 a. m.
Morning service, 11 :00 a. m.
Evening service, 7:30 p. in.
From Sept. 1 to April 1.
Evening service, 8:00 p. m.
From April 1 to Sept. 1
B. S. Club 6:80 p. m.
From Sept. 1 to April 1
B. S. Club 7:00 p. m.
From April 1 to Sept. 1
Ladies' Aid, 1st. Thursday,
each month.
"Come th;,u with us and we
will do thee good," is our invi
tation, to all who may worship
with us.
J. A. ARMSTRONG,
Pastor.
M. . Church, South.
Preaching every Sunday Morn
ing ami Evening at the usual ;
hours.
Sunday school '.1 :45 a. m.
Senior and Junior Leagues,
Sunday Afternoon at 8:00 and
1 400.
I Prayer Service every Wednes-
day evening.
You are invited to attend anv'
or all of these sen ices.
USO, II. (IV n. I'astnr. i
We Wash Everything
But the Baby
Leaving that to its mother to
do; but we do wash and return
spotlessly clean your family
washing.
ELITE LAUNDRY
EL PASO. TEXAS
Alamogordo Agency at
Ed. Martin's Barber Shop
This Ad written by Mrs. F. 0. Hage, was awarded a prize in the
El Paso Herald's Ad Writing Contest
imbalmep.
IlND funeral
director
iNIi DEALER
H FUNERAL
SUPPLIES
A. J. BUCK
UNDERTAKER
OFFICE PHONf.
NO. 4.
RESIDENCE
PHONE
NO.
peiisated for by the amount of
nergy put in the eleventh hour
preparations.
When the concert started just
abuut tin- witehiug hour of mid
night, it sounded as if all the
j noise in the world had been
"Bunch' SiiiDrise the Maiurs od ! r.-ped. tied and .-..rraled right in
r . ,
A Birthday
Su! GOES
Bob is Game and Comes bVk
was trente i to dan
With Return Party
By GLOOMY 0.
It is surprising bow surprises
follow one another wben one is
started. If in doubt ak the Ma
jors or the W 1 "it li.
know all about surprises.
Surprise No. I. that is to say,
the Woodworl ITs fronl van
The selections were so
i rendered, particularly I h
ruses, and so much tpprec
t hat Pub knew he was stn
reciprocate. Tie- crowd wi
Iviied to attend the "oil
sh
ce alter m
-how. Mr. and Mrs. Woodworl
did the honors gracefully. Poim
and cake were served.
Une oí them is a born hustler,!
i ami the other is too lazv to
work."
"flow doe- the lay one man
age to exist?"
"Oh, he has a job in a store
that doesn't advertise." Ex.
'Tommy, why are you so un
kind to your nurse? Why don't
you love her?" his mother once
asked him.
"Because I don't," the infant
terrible replied. "I just hate
her ! I could pinch her cheeks
like papa does !" Cincinnati En
quirer. Mother Hobby, your little sis
ter says you refused to give her
any of your apple.
Bobby oh, mamma, I did. I
gave her the seeds. She can
plant 'em and have a whole or
chard. Boston Transcript.
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v us.omer .-arcasncunvi-1 ve (,ujly
iiiainiK"'! io rui nils sieaK, mil
I'm bothered if I can chew it.
U uiu r fes, -ir. We guarantee
our knives, but our responsibility
does not extend to our customers'
Irelh. Pll fifth
I Would exchange
v son licit property . qua! va!u
k i u deei
Grace Methodist Episcopal
Sunday School 10:00 a. m.
Morning Service 11:00 a. m.
Evening Service 7 :80 p- m.
Mid-week Prayer
We Inesday 7 90 m.
Ifyou have no regular place of
worship you will find a welcome
here.
Ed. LeBreton, Pastor.
For Sale
A tine Jersey cow with lo day
old heifer calf, for sale. Best of
.Jersey stock and only two and
half rears old. Three gallons
175.00.
J. s. Folsoni.
For Uxehnage
ltP acres, agricultural, 1
proven w iter belt, worth
pneeri,
isuoo.
Reiuetuber,
beauty is oulj
warned t no sage.
" l hat's deep enough for ni-."
replied the young man. "I'm no
cannibal." Cincinnati Enquirer.
"1- be much of an actor?'
"Not much. They ay he's
pretty fair in Shakespeare, bur
he can't do a sidewalk putter or
Of dance u..rth a cent." Judge
gordo,
I um. C
i n't
I il in tins
Mr-N
in Alamo
1 líi ve Keen-
M .
If you waul t . k
aw ful racket on Mi
was Saturday it í j
Woodwork I!
than a&j buds e M-
Calnnai Pim TI,.. I I mm
Just a little journey home,
W H. Reber, proprietor and -lust a vow no more to roam
They manager of the Alamogordo s4. .lust a wifey waiting there.
: loon, has paid the -aloon license With a (dub upon lli stair.
for a quarter.
t is reported that
the original -urprise. was when 'he payment was t,. t th
some of the young people planned quarter from Bept. li to Dec. IS,
to invade the Major's home last 4i"".
Saturday evening, the occasion
of the declaration of war being
Birmingham Age. Herald. D
POPt'LAH
'AQEEAMCS'
ra
A,
When two smiles come togeth
er in a in a i-oti collision the re
mit is n - lully a ki-n. Springer
Stockman.
TBI
Matí azi ne
that makes
Fact
moro ' ...um.
I hun
Fiction
"WNITTrN :o YOU CAN
. i.lt IT"
A. K. Qon Un bought the
Miss Eudora's umtjr-an.pt) birth-1 Home restaurant of Mr. and Mrs.
,lav. C. E. Logsdon. Me will take
At the height of the fasti vi-i cMMrge tomorrow morning, j he day morning to retara to Oloud
ties, some simple-minded and Senator says that the
big-hearted gink suggested that, ' service will be lirst las-
Mr. and Mrs. Robert Newton
i 'barley o. Kreamer lefff n
croft, where he will remain for
some time to finish up a lot .,t
Wood worth had been shameful
ly neglected since t heirjnarriage
on Thursday afternoon. T h o
rowd was eager SO make repar
ation, and the lack of time to
make plans was more than com-
plumbing work.
M.s. Edith Toil re.eive.l a
large shipment of hats and mil-
lilierv troods Tlle-ilav morn i mr
Oliver M. Lee was in from the Utellt ,tJ.t.s jeverything you
want.
Art Hunt of El Paso arrived
Wednesday morning on a m-h to
visit with friends.
ranch this week.
a cheat c
n I'rot-c
t.au.J Si. rr llt-rWrty,
ich f üu ma t--sia rt'ini at
ay II , v .i . will i.oM wur luuteat
Iwipvcr, ta i uco;iai in
Popular Mechanics
Magazine
c'.nsvs tiM and yiiuinr mn
uve bo küow and lboa hu
aso raer rcn month loo ptcTtmis
IOO ANTK.Ua or btNIRAL INTCIHUT
IT a ''Shop Nol-." Dapartment ,
Kivn caiy wi to d thin.'- hew to n.jat
aarlul artk.r for Lome and kliop. repair, etc
Aro.t.r M.ch.nka" (!0paim)tr!l
make MiNii'in (urnilur., wirrlr-iDu"
ciutiora, magic, ar.d all the ib.ngi boy lovaa.
UN rtn YCN. SINOtt COPtC 11 CINTt
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120 W, aamVstfjit M . ( HM A(0
GOOD, COLD, WATER
Is the best and healthiest drink for
these hot days. You can have it
anytime by getting one of our com
oination WATER-FILTER and
COOLERS.
WALL-PAPER, PAINTS and HARDWARE
Geo. Warnock pnoueia
Hotel Southwestern
European
Rooms are Cool and
Comfortable. Dining
Room and Cafe Ser
vice Unsurpassed.
J. C. JONES. Prop.
Opposite The ParK
N ft eas sl s avmJi, i i V
i-BBSSJH T . S
More
Home Baking,
Better every way
than the ready
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m m
BtoáM KSJL
CREAM
foods
ICES
Baking Powder
Apure,Cream of Tartar
rowder
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