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the pd&fiErE!?iffiifi mi
i
gtefytt of tro.
Some one says they had the fall
early in Eden. It certainly did not
come before Eve.
The father usually gives the bride
away at the marriage ceremony,
but a little later in life many a hus
band would willingly give her away.
"Uncle," said a seven-years-old
boy, as he stood looking at a
speckled' trout; foff the"; "first' time,
"this fish has got the measles ,hasn't
it?"
Grandma (to three-years-old doc
tor's son) "Stop kicking that dog, or
he'll bite your leg off." Three-years-old
"Well, father can stick it on
again."
The difference between a cat and
comma is that one has:the claws at
the end of the paws, while the other
has the pause at the end of the
clause.
"Do you know the nature of an
oath, ma'am?" inquired the judge.
"Well I should think I orter," was
the reply. "My husband drives a
canal boat."
f i . , i . -.
A Pittsburg colored woman owns
up to having been so terribly fright
ened in a recent storm that, as she
herself put it, she "shook like an
ashpan." -
In every life there comes a' time
when hope is crushed, but the man
who has- a healthy liver and a shirt
that doesn't pinch in the neck seldom
gets discouraged v C; L I , ' 7 : 'Vi
"You seem to have plenty of busi
ness here," said a drummer to Miss
Fitz, the" dressmaker? 'There's a
heap more .bustle than1 business,"
was the lady's reply.
They have already begun on the
subways in New York which are
to hold the buried electric wires.
This desirable result was not reached
without a good deal of wire pulling.
"Is your wife acquainted with the
dead languages?" asked the profes
sor. "May be she is," was the reply,
"but the language she uses is entirely
too warm to have been dead very
long." . ; ,
Did you say, or did you not say
what I said you said? Because
Walt said you never said what you
said. Now if you did say that you
did not say what I said you said,
then what did you say?
Now then," said a busy lawyer to
one of a number of waiting, clients,
"you are next, sir. "I am vwhat
"Next." "No, you don't,";, said the
client, moving toward. the T door, "I
didn't come in here to, get shaved."
The New York "Times, speaking
of cricket, says : "The whole atmos
phere of the game is that of leisurely
enjoyment." Nevertheless the man
who gets a cricket ball in the eye
cannot see the enjoyable part of the
game. '
A physician said jocosely to a
policeman one evening: ; "I always
feel safe when I see a policeman in
the evening, for there is no danger
about." Yes, safer than I feel when
I have a doctor about," was the
bright reply.
Conversation between two chil
dren : "I've got a new silver dollar."
"I've got two." "You haven't got a
baby in your house?" "Yes we
have ; we've got twins." "Well, you
haven't got a crazy grandfather; I
have."
A young gentleman of eight years,
who had already five brothers, was
told that r-he had a; sister. As
the news seemed to affect him rather
badly, he was finally prevailed upon
to tell what the trouble was. Sob
bing, he told his-mother he-wanted
all brothers as he was in hopes of
having a baseball nine.
"Oh, did I tell you about little
Henry, grandma? He's got a bicy
cle !" "Land alive ! Well don't get
excited. Jest you put a poultice of
soft soap and sugar on ft, and change
it every njornng n it'llAb4 gone in
three days. Your grandfather used
to have 'em every hayin' time, reg'lar
as June. They ain't nothing they'll
do him good.
There ,was.a wWing. - breal
The' t4roUf Wi little
breakfast.
"lou have a new brother now, you
know", . , : r. . ; ,
"Yetn,"' responded the little' one,
ma seth it wath .Lottie s lastn
chance, so she hrfd betteV 'tike' it
The rest of the little one's talk
was drowned in a clatter of knives
and forks.
A Revolution, in Farming!!
BY THE USE OF
SAVAGE'S RICE HARVESTER
AND :
SAVAGE'S FIELD-PEA AND BEAN
HARVESTER.
SEVEN ACRES HARVESTED,
Shelled, Cleaned and put.iiv Sacks,
Ready for Market; in One Day, at a Cost
of about TWO CENTS PER BUSHEL.
One Man and Two Horses with the
Machine can do the Work Easily, Rap
idly and Effectually.
J5For particulars and testimonials
address
B. O. SAVAGE,
Goldsboro, N. C.
22-tf. ,
' NORTH CAROLINA, ) In the Superior
t orsyth County, j Court.
Emil Magnus & Thomas Lloyd, "
trading as Lloyd & Magnus,
vs.
David Darby, Benjamin F. Dar
by, & Phillip Darby, trading as
Darby & Co.
Notice.
The Defendants above named will take
notice, That an action entitled as above
has been commenced in the Superior
Court of Forsyth County for the purpose
of setting aside two chattel mortgages
executed by J. B. Burch to the Defend
ants Darby & Co., and dated respectively
February 4th, 1884, and February 5th,
1885, and of recovering of the Defendants
the sum of One Hundred and Ninety
seven ($197) Dollars, with interest; and
the said Defendants will further take no
tice, that "they are required to appear at
the next Term of the Superior Court of
said county, to be held on the 7th Mon
day after the 1st Monday in September,
at the Court House of said county,, in
Winston, N. C, and answer or demur to
the complaint in said action, or the Plain
tiffs will apply to the Court' for the relief
.demanded in. said complaint.
Thisllthday of August, 1886.
; ' ; -CrS. -HAUSER,
. r- X 1 - v Clerk of Superior Court.
J. L. Patterson, Atty. for Plaintiffs. ,
. 28 Gwi: v:v-
POVXTSSSS 1S02.
SALEM FEMALE ACADEMY,
" . SALEM, N. C. v,
EIGHTY-THIRD - ANNUAL SES
sion begins September 2nd, 1886.
For Catalogue apply to
Rev. E. RONDTHALER, D. D., ,
Rev, JOHN H. CLEWELL,
24 6w. Principals. '-
POMONA HILL
MIR SERIES ! !
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THESE NURSERIES ARE LOCA
ted 2 miles west of Greensboro, at
the junction of the Richmond & Danville
and Salem Branch Railroads, j There you
can find '
ONE AND A HALF MILLION OF
TREES AND VINES GROWING.
Parties wanting Trees, &c, are respect
fully invited to call 'and examine stock
and learn the extent of these Nurseries.
Stock consists of all the leading and new
varieties of Apple, Peach, Pearj (Stand
ard and Dwarf), Plums, Apricots, Grapes,
Cherries, Mulberries, Nectarines, Figs,
Quinces, Gooseberries, Raspberries, Cur
rants, Pecans, English Walnuts, Japanese
Persimmon, Strawberries, Shrubs, Roses,
Evergreens,, Shade Trees, &c. and in
fact everything of the hardy class usually
kept in a first-class Nursery,
SUITABLE FOR NORTH CAROLINA
and the Southern Border States.
New Fruits of special note are the
Yellow Transparent Apple, Lady Ingold
Peach, the Lawson, Keiffer, Lucy Duke
and Beaufort Pears," Lutie, Niagara, and
the Georgia Grape, Wofford's Winter.
Descriptive Catalogues free. - -
Correspondence solicited. Special in
ducements to large planters. t
I Address, v ,1. VlN. LINDLEY,
Pomona, Guilford Co., N. C.
21 ly
WHEN YOU VISIT WINSTON,
Mrs. N. J. TERRY,
. Large Brick Building,
Opposite First National Bank,
v Winston, N. C.
30 3ms.
SAVE YOUR OVrl CLOVER fiEED.
MY CLOVER SEED HULLER will'
begin to run about the 1st of Sep
tembery :leis b.splen4id machine and
does its work well and thoroughly. If you
want your seed saved, write or call on me
at once. R.R.CRAWFORD,
28 2w. Winston, N. C.
YOUjWANT pOOD MEALS, neatly
f served, Nice Rooms, attenflcaServ
ants, at moderate rates.' Call oh
Patent Corn Sheller & Separator.
THIS MACHINE
P IS; SIMPLE,:
Strong, Durable. ,
shells easily and
RAPIDLY.
Twelve Shelters pack
ed in a barrel for ship
ment. Retail price, 83.
Farmers, merchants,
vim uiiu ugvuiOj mite mv,
for circulars and testi- fcl'
timonials. ,
A. H. PA TCH, Manufacturer,
20-6m. ; Clarksville. Tenn.
Southern Head
quarters for
Pure Bred, Prize
Winning mrnm race
Chicks for sale after
Sept. 1st, 1886.
Send for Circular &
Price List.
THOMPSON BROS.,
tf. Lincolnton, N. C
fil
Utimil
ft?
A valuable Remedy for the Cure and
Relief of Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Cholera
Morbus, Cramps, Cramp Colic, Kidney
Complaint, Gravel in Bladder, Pains in,
Stomach and Bowels, Rheumatism, Neu
ralgia, Lame or Stiff Back, Bruises,
Sprains, Nettlerash, Poison Oak, Itch,
Frost Bites etc.
J8f Remember TAR HEEL LINI
MENT. Ask your druggist or merchant
for it and take no other. It is the Best,
Surest and Safest Liniment on the market.
Price 50 cents per bottle. Sold by Drug
gists and Merchants generally. Send for
testimonials.
HOUSTON & EMERSON,
Sole Proprietors and Manufacturers,
Greensboro, N. C.
J. E. GILMER,
Wh olesale Agent,
21 9.n .. . Winston, N. C.
MANUFACTURERS,
ATLANTA, GA.
AND
DALLAS. TEXAS.
COTTON GINS and PRESSES,
Cotton Seed Oil Mills, Cotton Seed
Winters, Cane Mills, Saw Mills,
Shafting, Pulleys, Hangers,
Wind Mills and Casting,
Pomps and Tanks.
E. VAN WINKLE & CO., Atlanta. Ga.
E,VAfJlVlt-l!LE&CO,
ATLANTA, CA.
DALLAS, TEXAS.
Patented 1578. m;
j Price reduced to one-half former prices.
fro. 1 ZXaelk &30.00 1 Wo. 3 Macn. 040.00
I Best Cleaner for SeW CtioniiiCC
To Glnnercan afford to be without one.
ttVMXTOl&tZXSfACO fianufactnreri.
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VALUABLE LANDS!
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ON SATURDAY, OCTOBER
1886, weill sell'atipujblic auction,
on credit of six months, 900 acres of valu
able Farming Lands, lying on Muddy
Creek, in Forsyth County, on both sides
of the railr5adr- belonging to the estate
of the; late Peter W. Hairston. These
lands arei admirably adapted to the
growth of grain crops and tobacco, and
will be sold all together, or in lots to suit
purchasers.
FANNY C. HAIRSTON,
FRANK O. HAIRSTON,
Br. R. A. CALDWELL,
Executors.
Watson & Buxtox, Attys.
August 25, 1886. 29 tds. S
PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY !
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The Knoxville Fnrnitnre Company
ESTABLISHED IN WINSTON
:ranch House
FROM THEIR LARGE MANUFAC
TURING ESTABLISHMENT,
v Where, you can get
BETTER GOODS ffOR LESS;' H0SE7;;
Than ever known m Winston; .
ALL VORK GUARANTEED
to be latest style and first quality.
JRemember the place : Near the
old jail.
A. KENNEDY, Jr.,
20-6 m. Manager.
-COENEE 3rd AND
sa:le,ofi.
'PnVlQPnn fl-T'nwnra S00(i Knives to cut it, good Flues to
X U UattU VXI UWtJlJ) cure it and good Thermometers to make it bring
the best prices at Allen's Hardware Store.
Growers of Wheat and Oats SSJgSXf
cellent Grain Drills at Allen's Hardware Store.
If you wish to Clear more Landubiga
tocks, good Axes, good Handles, Dynamite Caps and Fuse at Allen's Hardware
Store. , , .,
If you wish to get your Lands XhtS
make good crops, you can haye it by using from Allen's Hardware Store Spades
and Shovels, and for stumps and rocks: Picks, Mattocks, Dynamite Caps and Fuse.
If you wish to do Good Plowing SSt
Collars, Harness, Traces, Back Bands, Singletrees, Steel. Plows and Turning Plowa
that will suit you. , . , . .
Totty"1 prQ That wrish their rainy and bad days to pay them big will find in
CAiL LLIKDA. O Allon'e TTnrrl witr Sfrro trrl fliof twill suit, tliom Vm"1i in rrirA
and quality. '
llP IVTppVl'lTl IP no wants Good Tools will find in Allen's Hardware
-- J-V-Lt5lyIIcllllL' Store such articles as he may need.
If you Contemplate Building
Bolts,- Nails, Paints and Oils, Alabastine, &c, in Allen's Hardware Store that will
pay to buy.
Tf in IVpprl material for putting up Buggies and Carriages you will find
-L -111 t5ULl in Allen's Store stuff that will suit. Come, see goods and ask
prices. ...... . ... -r 7 - .,
To the Harness Maker
np 4-1 r "Dlo lT-cirv-ii'f-l-i That wants Tools suitable for his work, we say
lO 1116 J31aCKbIllllIl come to Allen's: There too he will find just
such Iron as he needs.
Poinfora n( at en's Brushes that will suit, the best Paint on the
L tlllll'Ul o market, different kinds of Varnishes, &c, Ac.
rn 4.1 r TT-kn onTrrifr Who wants to lighten her work, we. in all confi
1 O IIW XlUllbU WJ1U dence, offer the Farmer Girl Cook Stove prices
lately put down 1 down !! down 1 ! !
i nVi Q n f Pn nv Wno wisn to
XVlCll dIlll XUUI ever at their
m A ll .! No matter what is. wanted
vl 'J 11' come right in and see our
Our Crockery -Departmen1rrSSG-
or Iron Stone ChinarPorTOlam,Freiiclrhinar"I)inneirand Tea-8ets7Chamber and j
Toilet Sets. Lamns and Lamn Goods. Colored and Plain Glassware. Tumblers, ,
Goblets, &c. In tact any ana everytning
r. : . -f-
and Crockery Store, and at prices defying
32-6m.
Old; Town Street betweetiVFourth atfdIifth; O
bKSlSTIG DE& I GOdDS, WTfdNS, HATS, TRUNKS, BOOTS AND
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of the nw patent: Latavette, Jlii.f)h f
P. Coats' Sp661 Cotton dt factory" frfceC.kF. 'Nissen & Co.'s and' AV. . Spach'
Wagons at shop prices. I also handle the Durham Bull Wheat Fertilizernone
better. -r- A r rrrT rrrrr . rrtr ryt o zzrs.
H&ihar&HUiG.th&xmem palr6naMafl4 lpe-they wfllliitinue the ame. ;
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John A. Martin. I w
Winston,
PEACE INSTITUTE,
- - RALEIGH, N. C.
For YoanE Ladies and Small Girls.
i I
FALLSESSIOSCOMMENCES FIltST
Wednesday in September and closes
corresponding time in June folloTring.
An experienced and highly accomplish
ed corps of teachers in all branches usu
ally "taught in first-class Seminaries for
young latlies and girls. Advantages for
instruction in Music, Art and Modern
Language unsurpassed. Building heat
ed by steam and lighted by gas and elec
tricity. Expenses less than any Female
Seminary offering same advantages.
Special arrangements for small girls.
Deduction for two or more from same
family or neighborhood. Correspondence
solicited. For Catalogue address
Rev. R. BURWELL & SON,
21-3m. Raleigh, N. C.
SEED WHEAT.
NINE YEARS , EXPEDIENCE IN
; milling enables;us" to offer what we
consider Good t Seed Wiikat, both Whie
and Red. All persons desiring good clean
seed should call and examine our seed
before buying elsewhere. . ;
Price, $1.25 to $1.40 per bushel.
Respectfully,
29iw. F, & II. FRIES.
NEW BOARDING j HOUSE.
HAVING LEASED THE WINSTON
Hotel I am now prepared to furnish
Board and Lodging, with nice, comforta
ble Rooms.
Board by meal, day or week, at reasona
ble prices. R. A. WOMMACK.
July 24. 24 3m.
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MAIN STEEETS,-
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ZlZT say' Comc or 8end for what "
v
save money Allen's stock of Hardware i
service.
in the Hardware line, we want you to
prices and goods.
ii t a a t t t i ' i
usuany Kepi m;a iirsicuws xiaruwarc
competition.
"IT- fT-
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. Cottee,-rSuar, Bacon. Lard,
tdnfe and Glfss-ware, Fruit -rns
mi
lmto'fel acl rtorcelainf and. lss top pi : &
Respectfully, W. M.-It t NS H AW,
N. Sept. 3, 1886.-1.

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