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VOLUME 2. ] SI)C iDcckln £csgcr, runusnsn every H*Tt’nr>Ar, by T. A SPRINGER & CO. k srR IKOER. K. B. DAIVGERFIELn. T? o r m s x 2«« A4vcrli«iiiß nn(, Square of 10 lines, drat insertion, *3-cach 'STlilJeroUodtJCtlon on the above rates will .made for quarterly and yearly advertisemets. LEGAL advertisements •11 he inserted at the following rates:—Two !>ol ner souare for the first insertion, and One Uol ?L", r square for each subsequent insertion. JOB PRINTING. , v „ ar( , prepared to do Job Printing of every dr in a style superior to any other office in . 'southefn Minos, and at as fair rates. V olrsino Lodiifi Wo. 56, F. und A. id. Stall'd Meeting* on each Saturday evening nroccding the lull of the moon. r W. AYER. W. M. r PREY, Sec’y. Volcano U. A. Chapter, Wo. 11. Regular meetings Ist and :td Tuesdays in each diitb. OFFCXBB. V .1 W. Bicknei., H. I’.; K., J. r. Williams. K.; Peter Daily. j E., A. U. Hor,.Sec’y Tyro Lo«lg«*, Wo. 73, F. A. 71. drytown. Statwl Meetings Thursday Evening on or preced j the full moon of each month. Members of the ’lift-ire invited to attend. “ S. FRANK BENJAMIN, W. M. \V. E. McflßAnY, Sec. A. C. Brown, ttornky and counsellor at LAW, ffioe tip stairs, opposite the Union Hotel, Main street, Jackson. ipr 18 Thomas I). Grant, ttoeney and counsellor at LAW. icc over Wells. Fargo A Co.'s Express, Jackson, Amador County, ipr IS 2 fi -'y A. B. Crawford, M. I)., iCKSON, AMADOR COUNTY, CAL., office at the Louisiana Hotel, Main street, npr IS lfi-ly A. 71. It A LI. A It 11. rST 1C E O F TH K P E .ICE, OFFICE, NATIONAL HOUSE, rncrof Main and National streets, Volcano, il c 6 i-tf VEO. MIWCKTOII, :STICB OF THE PEACE, office, Munckton A Warner’s Prog Store, Main street, Volcano. dec (! 7-lv .1A Si. I'. 11l BBAKU, ATTORNEY AT LAW, JACKSON, CALIFORNIA. jail. 31 IS-ly W. W. COPE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, JACKSON, CALIFORNIA, jan. 31 lii-ly County Surveyor’s Office. JAS. MASTERSN, \rr SURVEYOR AXI) CIVIL ENOINKRR, OFFII'K IN THE COURT HOUSE, JACKSON. IAVING assiimiKl the duties of my office. I am - prepared to attend to all professional calls Jin mv friends and the public, both promptly and rally. feb 28 19-ly I’ Alt£ EY Jk VA W £1 W«, ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELLORS AT LAW, ce in Hale’s fire proof building, np stairs, Main street, Volcano, mar 7 1-4- 20lf s «. BRIUUS.] [S. B. AXTEI.L. BltlGCi* & AXTELL, A T TOR NE YS AT LA W, JACKSON, AMADOR COUNTY, Cal.. OFFICE—At the Court House. te.v 24 S-ly W. HEM If Y JONES, ATT 0 R KEY A T LA W , II pay strict attention to making collections and ‘end to all Legal Business entrusted to his care, ce on Union Square, next door to Johnson & ? store, Volcano. 5 1 ' 7 33-ly Leo. H. Smith, 71. 11. “ffKS/C/jfA - A .VV SURGEON. 1 I; ICK at Hoy & Smiths Drug Store, Main st.. Volcano. Residence on the alley, in the rear ■be Prug Store. ■ IF The hooks of th, late firm of Goodin Jk ■jib can lie found at my office. Parsons indebted ■■ do well to call and settle. leb22-lb;tf. > S. H. 7IARLETTE, JUVEYOR CIVIL ENGINEER, '■SIRING lo rusume the practice of my profes sion among my old friends of Amador and “'erascounties, I respectfully solicit their or > which will be promptly attended to, on rcason -1 terms. ■p Office at Jackson's News Depot, Jackson, lor county, California. on 2 ' J “t S. H. MARLETTE. t . Notice. e„ «,‘ nK of the stockholders of the Vo oano°*K a !"* Mining Company, held i i ■°Bowing members were unanimous] aa trustees and Officers: T TRUSTEES. Whfeu. } V ' A ' Eli “ oQ . W. 11, Roberts, ] Uer and Geo. Muucton. OFFICERS. A. 11. ROSE, President. Munckton, See. ocano, Feb. 12, 1867 17;ly. THE WEEKLY LEDGER. from the lady’s Book. The Jewish Malden's Lament. ’Neath the beech-trees green and shady Walked a Jewish maiden fair, And her eye was dark and flashing, Like the raven’s wing her hair ; Tel she bowed her heart in sorrow, Sinking was her heart with care. ’Twas the Christian’s holy Sabbath, And the church-bells, ringing clear With their chimes, so soft and pleasant, Fell like music on her car; But it woke a chord of anguish, Filled her dark eye with a tear. Oh, she cried, the day is lovely, Mellowed is the sunlight sheen As it plays among the branches Of the forest trees so green. Even nature in its beauty Worships now the Nazarenc! W hat thy crimes, deluded Israel, Oh, poor sorrowing, recreant race! Thus to live, and ever wander, Thou hast no abiding-place; 0 Messiah! shed upon us The rich glories of thy face. 1 have searched the holy Talmud For one glimmering of light, I have sought the Rabbi sages, But I still am wrapt in night, For the hope they faintly offer Withers ere it meets my sight. How long on the weeping willows Must we hang our harps in tears? How long, oh how long be wanderers Ere Messiah's reign appears? Oh. the dreary waste of ages! Oh, the gloom of future years! Thus in wild and bitter anguish Bowed (be Jewish maiden fair. Oh, our Saviour pure and holy. Listen to the maiden’s prayer! Guide her to the Christian temple, The Messiah waits her there! ADVENTURES OF AN ORPHAN. Toward the latter part of the summer of 1840, a lad of prepossessing appearance enter ed the beautiful town of G , situated at the foot of Seneca Luke, near the centre of the State of New Vork. He had traveled from the western part of Ohio, where his father, a widower, had died from one of those malignant fevers so common in newly seMlcd countries, while overseeing the cultivation of a large tract of land, in order to regain a for tune lost during the disastrous speculations of 1834. Being an only son, and left among stran gers, after the death of his father, Geo. Went worth resolved to leave Ohio and remove to the State of New York, for the purpose of trying his fortune in any manner that chance might otl'cr. He had passed through several towns and villages on his route without meet ing anything to attract his attention, till rea ching G . This line town, with its lovely lake and beautiful scenery struck his fancy, and so he determined to obtain employment if possible, and make it his future home. While walking along the principal street of the place —a shady avenue overlooking the lake on which are located several line church es and other public buildings—he saw a large crowd assembled around u newly-erected bl>- erty pole, in front of one of the principal ho tels. On approaching the spot he found that it was a political meeting, held for the pur pose of raising a pole and making party speeches. Our hero forced his way into the crowd just as they were raisiug the “stars and stripes,” with the names of their favorite can didates, to the top of the (lag-staff. The (lag had scarcely reached half way, the en thusiasm being at its height, when the cord twisted and caught in the little hole at the top. They pulled and tried every way, but were unable to raise or lower the flag a single inch. The excitement and cheering ceased and all eyes were raised to tho half-masted (lag. A portion of the opposition party, who were grouped together a little in the rear of the main body, began to jeer and joke about the apparently had omen, to the evident dis cuiufelturc of their opponents. At length Judge S—, editor and publisher of the O Journal, then a candidate for Congress, offered fifty dollars to any one who w oald climb the pole and draw the cord thro’ the wheel. The utmost silence reigned for several min utes, but no one advanced to make the daring trial. “Who will volunteer?” shouted the Judge, strongly excited, as a peal of laughter went up from the opposition. The chuckle had scarcely died away, how ever, before George, with his cap and shoes off', stepped before the Judge, and, with a confident look, exclaimed— “l, sir, will do it!” “You, my lad? You are not strong enough.” “Oh, yes, sir; I’m used to climbing.” “Then go ahead, my little Spartan,” said the Judge, at the same time giving him an encouraging pat upon the shoulder. Steadily, hand over hand, his feet clutching the pole in a manner that proved him to be an expert climber, George made his way to the top of the staff, which was so slender that it swayed to and fro with his weight. Nothing daunted, he wound his legs in and around the pule, and with his right hand un twisted the cord. Shouting fearlessly to those below to hoist away, he clung on till the llag fairly reached the top, and then slowly descended. JACKSON, AMADOR COUNTY, CAL., SATURDAY MORNING, APRIL 25, 1857. The cheers that now rent the air were ter rific; opposition and all joined in one univer sal shoot. After the excitement had some what subsided, the Judge looked at the boy with admiration, and took out his pocket book to pay the promised reward. George noticed the action, and exclaimed— “ Keep your money, sir; I want no pay for helping to raise the American Hag!" ‘‘Nobly said, ray little man; what is your name?” inquired the Judge. ‘‘George Wentworth, sir! I am an or phan, and have just arrived here in search of employment," replied our hero, his bright eyes glistening with a tear. “Well, you shall live with me,” exclaimed the Judge. "I will take care of you for the future.” ♦ * * * * Five years passed from the time that Geo. Wentworth became an inmate of his bene factor’s family. In the meantime Judge S— had been defeated by his political opponent, and George had been initiated into the mys teries of “the art preservative of all arts.” lie had become a favorite with the citizens, and was looked upon as the adopted son of the Judge. It was even whispered in private circles that he was to be the envied husband of the beautiful and accomplished Ida, the Judge’s only daughter. But this George had not dreamed of. ’Tis true he never felt so happy as when in her presence. Poor youth! had he known the real state of Ida’s feelings, the thought would have al most turned his brain ; and could he have in terpreted the gleam of joy which flashed from her eyes whenever he uttered a noble senti ment or a sally of wit, it would have filled his soul with exstacy and delight. One day in the latter part of June, Ida, her father and George were enjoying a sail on the lake in their trim little yacht; thejudge held the tiller, George stood gazing on the opposite shore, while Ida was leaning over the side of the boat, trailing her pretty hand through the clear waters of the lake, when a sudden gust of wind careened the yacht so that she lost her balance and fell into the wa ter. As quick as thought, and before the Judge could utter a cry, George plunged in after her. Being a good swimmer, he seized and kept her above water until the Judge had time to turn the boat and come to the rescue. In a few moments they were safe in the boat again, and Ida soon recovered from her unex pected shower bath. The old J udge embraced 0 eorge, and ex claimed with the tears starting fast from his eyes : “God bless you my dear hoy! you have saved my daughter’s life. How can I ever repay you.” “By saying nothing about it,” replied our hero. “1 owe you a thousand times more than I can ever repay, and 1 am only too happy to be able to render even this slight s Tvice.” The lovely Ida could say nothing. Her heart was overllowing with an expression that told volumes. Her father observed her earnest, loving glance, and began to guess the true state of affairs. He was not pre pared for it, and in silence turned the boat to the shore. They soon reached home with feelings very different from those they started with. The following morning George received a note to meet the Judge in his library. His heart boat wildly; what could it mean? The Judge determined to put him to a se vere test. As soon as George entered the li brary, he commenced. “Since becoming an inmate in my family, George, you have conducted yourself in a worthy manner, performing every duty cheer fully, and neglecting none. You are now of age', and are capable of doing business for yourself. 1 have placed five thousand dol lars in the bank at your disposal; you can use the sum as you think proper, or let it lay on interest, and take charge of my office at a salary of fifteen hundred dollars a year. In either case you must leave my house for the present time. What do you say to my pro posals?” George was perfectly bewildered, and stammered forth a request to be allowed a few hours for consideration. This having been granted, he retired to his room and threw himself on the bed in a paroxism of grief.— Could the Judge have guessed what he him self had scarcely dared to hope? What right had he to his benefactor’s daughter and for tune? None! He would smother his feel ings, and cam an honorable living by his own exertions. Various rumors were set afloat by the scandal-mongers of G as to the cause of young Wentworth leaving his patron’s mansion, but their inueudos were unheeded. George now devoted himself wholly to busi ness and study. His brow wore a more thoughtful expression, and his cheek grew a shade paler. The Judge acted with him in a straight forward, frank manner, yet never addressed him in the kiud, fatherly tones which had been his wont before the incident which occurred on the lake. If he chanced to meet Ida in his walks, a friendly nod and glance was all that passed; still he felt that his looks be trayed him, for the warm blood gushed from his loving heart and tinted his cheeks with a tell-tale blush; and he cherished the pleasant thought that her look was beaming with hope. A little more than a year had passed from the time George had left the Louse of those he loved. It was the eve of another election; excite ment ran high, and Judge S was again a candidate for Congress. For several weeks a series of ably written articles had appeared in the Judge’s paper. The were addressed to all classes—farmers, mechanics, and labor era. The original and vigorous style, clear and convincing arguments, deep and profound reasoning of these articles invariably carried conviction to the parties to whom they were addressed. All the newspapers of the party, in the Congressional district, copied them, and curiosity was on tip-toe to discover the author, us they were simply signed by two little stars. The election passed off, and Judge S was elected by a large ma jority. Late one night, while Ida and her father were returning from a party given in honor of his election, they observed a light in the printing office. As the establishment was usually closed at twilight, it appeared strange that it should be lit up at that hour, so the judge determined to learn the cause. Re questing his daughter to accompany him, they ascended the stairs and entered the office qui etly. A sight met their eyes that caused the heart of one of them to beat violently. At the desk, a short distance from the door, sat George, fast asleep, with his head resting on his arm. As Ida’s father stepped forward to awake the sleeper, he observed several arti cles lying on the table, and a freshly written article with the mysterious stars attached. The truth flashed upon the judge in a mo ment—he was indebted to George for his success! He beckoned to Ida, who came trembling to his side. Just then they saw by the light of the flickering lamp, a smile pass over the slumbercr’s face, and heard him mutter the words, “ My dear, dear Ida,” in a tender tone. "Oh, fattier!” exclaimed the trembling girl, affectioniitely throwing her arms around her parent’s neck, “do let poor George come home again ; it is surely no sin for him to love me.” Awakened by the sound of Ida’s voice, George looked around confused, and as he saw Ida and her father, he endeavored to hide the manuscript. But the Judge stopped him Ivy saying laughingly : "It won’t do, you young rascal ; you are fairly caught, found out—talk in your sleep, will ye —ha! ha! ha I” George was bewildered and transported— he had been awakened from a pleasant dream of a bright reality. Matters were soon ex plained, and the warm-hearted Judge, after blessing them, promised to see them married before he should start for Washington. Curious Fact about the Presidents. —The Boston Transcript mentions some curious coincidences noticeable in contemplating the names and lives of the first seven Presidents of the United States—Washington, John Adams, Jeffcrsous, Madison, Monroe, John Quincy Adams, and Jackson. We quote some of the most striking of these:— " Four of the seven were from Virginia.— Two of the same name were from Massachu setts, and the seventh from Tennessee. All but one were sixty-six years old on leaving office, having served two terms, and this one would have been sixty-six years of age had he served a second terra. Three of the seven died on the 4th of July, and two of them on the same day of the year. Two of them were on the subcommittee of three that drafted the Declaration of Independence, and these two died on the same day and year, and on the anniversary of the Declaration of In dependence, and just half a century from the day of the Declaration. The names of three of the seven end in son, yet neither of these transmitted his name to a son. In respect to the names of all it may be said in conclusion; The initials of the seven were the same, and the initials of still two others were the same. The remaining one, who stands alone in this particular, stands alone in the admiration and love of his countrymen and of the civ ilized world—Washington. Of the first five only one hud a son, and that sou was also a President. Deodorizing Effects ok Roasting Coffee. —The London Medical Gazelle gives an ac count of the numerous experiments to ascer tain the deodorizing effects of roasted coffee. It finds this material the most powerful means known, not only for rendering animal and vegetable matter innocuous, but of actually destroying them. A room in which meat iu au advanced degree of decomposition had been kept for some time, was instantly de prived of all smell, on an open coffee-roaster being carried through it containing a pound of coffee newly roasted. In another room, exposed to the effluvia occasioned by the clearing out of a cess pool, so that sulphur etted hydrogen and ammonia in great quan tities could be chemically detected, the stench was completely removed in half a minute by three ounces of roasted coffee. A Question in Morai. Philadelphia.— Not many days since, the following conversa tion took place in the ladies first hall of Asy lumuia. Miss Dix had passed through a mo ment before, and a younger daughter of our household, just started iu her teens, mode one of a cluster called together by the occa sion. (jJirl—Who was the lady whom wo saw with the doctor? Lady—That was Miss Dix, the philan thropist. Girl —What is a philanthropist, please ? Lady—Philanthropist, my dear, is a word from two Greek words, signifying a lover of men. Girl —Well, then, arc not all we women philanthropists ? Tiiat was a fearful prayer of the infidel sailor, in danger of shipwreck: “O God, if there be a God, save my soul, if 1 have a soul!” But there is sublimity and beauty iu that of the soldier, oa the eve of battle: "O God, if in the day of battle I forget Thee, do not Thou forget me!” " Garrotting.” HOW IT IS DONE, AND WHO DO IT. We have lately received sundry letters from anxious correspondents in which they desire ns to acquaint them with the modus operands of Garrotters. Never having been favored with any attentions on the part of this new tribe of nocturnal highwaymen, we are unable to speak from our own experience of them or their ways, and ns nobody who has ever undergone the " operation” which they so adroitly perform, appears to be able to give any clear account of the process—we are equally at a loss to speak from the actu al experience of others. In order, however, to gratify onr correspondent’s curiosity—we have conversed with two or three of the knowing ones about the office of the Chief of Police, and from them we have gathered the following information on the subject. Garrotters travel in pairs. One of the pair, necessarily a tall, athletic villain, carries fastened on one arm near the elbow a piece of wood made to fit the human neck, —why, we shall presently see. We will call him number one. His companion need not be of any partic ular size—it is only necessary that he be a nimble follow—expert at unfastening breast pins—cutting watch-chains, and over-hauling pockets. We will call him number two. It is rather unusual for them to wander about the streets makiug indiscriminate attacks.— They select some good subject in a deliberate and business-like mauner and, after keeping his track until time aud place suit their pur pose—number one carelessly walks alongside of the victim closely followed by number two. Quick ns thought and before the vic tim has a chance to suspect any evil design —number one’s arm is under his chin, throw ing back his bead while the elbow with the wooden cap is pressed with great force against his throat. Between pain, astonish ment, terror and strangulation, he is utterly incapable of resistance, and while in this state number two quietly relieves him of bis jewels, watch and pocket-book. He is then violent ly thrown or knocked to the ground, and perhaps, to make it perfectly certain that he will lie still, he is kicked half a dozen times or so about the head. The whole operation does not take more than one or two minutes, and by the time be is picked up by some good Semaritau and brought to a state of consciousness, the garrotters are far enough away and probably snug in their quarters, leisurely dividing their booty. There are verious ways of approaching the victim, governed of course by the pecu liar circumstances of each case. If number one is not quick enough aud fails to get bis arm with the wooden covering under the vic tim’s chin and against hia throat in time to frustrate resistance or prevent an outcry—he is summarily quieted by a slung shot. For plunder being the primary object—maiming and murder are secondary matters. From professional motives they prefer to do their business with as much expedition and as little noise os possible; but if their victim should unfortunately be in the possession of a stout windpipe capable of resisting ordinary gar rotte pressure and should attempt to run or cry out “watch 1” be must bo so far subdued as to admit of a quiet operation—even though it become necessary to break his nose or knock out his brains. There is another class of midnight robbers whose number one encircles bis, arm around a man’s neck and with clasped hands covers his mouth while number two attends to the finan cial part of the business. These wretches are called “ Muggers.” We take them to be eith er “ Garrotters,” novititiate—or tenderhear ted knaves who from conscientious motives prefer the gentle and humcrous code of treat ment. Some persons are in the habit of remark ing complacently—as often as the subject is introduced— “l should like to see the garrotters come at me, ns long as I have my revolver in my hand I'll take all the risk of their choking me." To nil this vain boasting we say—that re volvers are most excellent safeguards—when well loaded, capped aud the enemy three pa ces before you in broad daylight; but at one o’clock on a dark morning we rather fear that two well practiced garrotters are more than a match for one revolver—even though it be placed ready cocked in the hands of one of those self-confident individuals. Meeting on a sudden with two stout, determined, well armed and avaricious knaves, somewhere be tween the hours of midnight and three o’clock a. m. is quite enough to shock an ordinary man’s nerves and fright his aim from its propi ety. Still we say to our readers—if you are obliged to bo out alone late at night, go armed, —walk in the middle of the street— carry your revolver by your side, keep a sharp look out at all points, and if any shab bily or well dressed, ill looking or resjtectable individual, approach uncomfortably near, cock your pistol so that he may hear the click, click, click, and if he do not suddenly leave your company, why then, after fair war ning, blaze away at him or run for the near est statiou-house, just as you think most prudent. Although garrotters have recently aboun ded in side streets during the small hours of night, we think the vigilance of the police and the firmness of Judge llussell have large ly contributed to decrease their numbers, and if the few who remain in the business could be made to understand that public opinion is so firmly opposed to our late governor’s silly abuse of the pardoning power, that they are sure of serving out their full terra whether for ten years or for life as they now are of lieing caught, convicted and sentenced—they will soon make up their murderous occupation os involving more risk than profit.— N. Y. Courier. [ NUMBER 27. King of Siam's Female Guards. A French newspaper, principally devoted to army and navy matters, publishes the fol lowing very curious details relative to the army of the King of Siam: One corps particularly attracts the atten tion of strangers, which is a battalion of the King’s Guard, composed of women. This battalion consists of 400 women, chosen among the handsomest and most robust girls in the country. They receive excellent pay, and their discipline is perfect. They are ad mitted to serve at the age of thirteen, and arc placed in the army of reserve at twenty five. From that period they no longer servo about the King’s person, but are employed to guard the Royal palaces and Crown lands. On entering the army they make a vow of chastity, from which there is no exemption unless any of them should attract the King’s attention and be admitted among his ligiti mate wives. The King’s choice seldom falls on the most beautiful, but on the most skilled in military exercises. The hope of such a re ward animates them with extraordinary zeal for military instruction, and Europeans are astonished at the martial appearance of that battalion, as well as its skill in manoeuvering, and its excellent discipline. The costume these women wear is very rich. Their full dress is composed of a white woolen robe, embroidered with gold. The cloth is ex extremely fine, and descends as far as the knee; it is covered with a light coat of mail and a gilt cuirass. The arras are free, and the head is covered with a gilt casque When wearing this dress on State occasions, their only weapon is a lance, which they handle with wonderful dexterity. With their undress they are armed with a musket. The battalion is composed of four com panies, and each company of one hundred women, commanded by a Captain of their sex. Sbonld the Captain die, the company is drilled for three days by the King, who ap points the most competent to succeed to the command. The battalion has been command ed for the last five years by a woman) who saved the King’s life at a tiger hunt by her courage and skill. She possesses great influ ence at Court, and is ranch respected by those under her command. She has the same es tablishment as a member of the Royal family, and ten elephants arc placed at her service. The King never undertakes any expedition without being accompanied by his female guard, nor docs he ever hunt, or even ride out, without an escort of the same guard, who are devotedly attached to his person.— Each individual of the battalion has five uegresses attached to her service, and, hav ing thus no domestic occupation, she can de vote herself exclusively to the duties of her profession. There is a parade-ground near the city, where one company is stationed for two days every week to exercise themselves in the use of the lance, the pistol, the musket, and the rifle. The King attends once a month at those exercises, accompanied by his brother, who shares in some degree the sovereign power, aud distributes prizes to those most deserv ing. These rewards consists of bracelets or other valuable jewelry, to which the girls and their families attach great importance.— Those so honored fill the offices of sergeant and corporal. Punishment is very rare in this corps, and when it is inflicted, it consists of a suspension from service not exceeding three mouths. But duels are much more fre quent. They must be sanctioned, however, by the female captain, and he fought with swords in presence of the entire company.— When the death of one of the parties ensues, the deceased receives a magnificent funeral, and the high priest pronouuces a panegyric declaring that the deceased by her valor has merited eternal rest in the abode of the blessed. The survivor receives the congratu lations of her companions; bnt, as a measure of discipline, she is sentenced to pass two mouths away from her company in fasting and prayer. The military orgnnizatioa of this battalion is so perfect tlmt the entire army endeavors to imitate it. Drawing a Pension.—“ Well my lad, where are you traveling this stormy weather, alone ?’’ asked an inquisitive landlord in the north of Vermont, during the last war, of a small lad, whose father was engaged in smug gling, and had sent him, young as he was, with an important message in advance of the party. “ Going to draw my pension,’’ was the re ply. “ Pension !’’ echoed the astonished land lord; “what does so small a boy as you draw a pension for?’’ “.Minding my own business and letting that of others alone.’’ Cmu) stealing has become one of the insti tutions of New York. There are scoundrels who make a regular business of enticing away little children, and keeping them till a reward is offered for their restoration to their friends. A wealtut and quite pretty Jewess, of 18 summers, was clandestinely married to an ad miring Gentile, at Albany, a short time since. Her father kept her under close guard, fearing such a result, but love triumphed over pater nal watchfulness. In the middle ages of France, a person convicted of being a calumniator was con demned to place himself on all fours, and bark like a dog, for a quarter of an hour, if this custom were adopted at the present day, there would be some bow-wowing. A certain physician says that young ladies may try all the antidotes in the world for de pressed spirits, but till they have recourse to a small dose of husband, they need not hope for any long continued convalescence.