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Life is but a span—of horses; One is‘Age.’ the other ‘Prime,’ Up and down the hill our course is: ‘Go in,’ ponies—‘make your time.’ Boyhood plies the whip of pleasure; Youthful folly gives the stroke; Manhood goads them at his leisure, ‘Let 'em rip,’ ‘they're tough as oak.’ 'lli, ya! there;’ the stakes we’ll pocket; To the winds let care be sent; Time, 2.4o—‘whip in socket;’ ‘Give ’em string and let ’em went.’ On the sunny road to fifty, ‘Prime’ is drowned‘in Lethe’s stream;’ ‘Age’ is left, lame, old, unthrifty: Life then proves‘a one horse team.’ ‘Age’ jogs on, grows quite unsteady, Reels and slackens in his pace; 'Kicks the bucket,’ always ready, ‘Give it up’—Death wins the race. At this particular time, the following re marks upon the subject of comets generally, from the Alta, California, will he read with peculiar interest at this particular time : These most wonderful of the cosmical bod ies that belong to our solar system, have, from the earliest historic period, excited the wonder and attention of mankind. Their extraordi nary and abnormal appearance—their rapid and apparently irregular motions—the unex pected manner in which they burst upon the unassisted eye, and the imposing magnitude which they occasionally assume, have natural ly conspired to render them objects of aston ishment and superstitions dread to the unin structed, and a speculation and enigma to the philosopher. At the present time no branch of astronomy is more replete with interest, or more eagerly pursued, inasmuch as the hold which exact calculation gives us upon it, may be regarded as fully established.— Through this medium, comets have become the unexpected instruments of inquiry info questions of the profonndestimportance in the theory of the planetary system, and by means of the dissimilar eccentricity of their orbits, have, in the most brilliant manner, enriched our knowledge of the solar system. The feelings of awe and astonishment that naturally excite the imagination upon the sudden and unexpected advent of great com ets, ns those of 371 15. C, 43 15. C., A. I). 60, 837, 1402, 1456,1566, 1618, 1680, 1689, 1741, 1769, 1811 and 1843, have not pre vented the diligent searcher into nature’s laws from investigating the comctary elements ; and we find that they are governed by the same laws that retain the planets in their or bits—that they shine by reflected solar light —that they have elliptical orbits—that by the perturbations which they experience passing near any of the planets, they have afforded us the best means of determining the mass of the planet —and, not least, that they have established the fact of a universal resisting medium. The nature of the comctary matter yet remains a mystery, but such is the extreme tenuity of the tail, that the lightest cirrus cloud floating in our atmosphere must be look ed upon as a dense and massive body, com pared with the barely visible texture of a comet. Stars of the smallest magnitude— only seen in telescopes of great power and a good definition —remain distinctly visible, al though covered by the densest portion of the comet Halley’s comet, in 1835, was within two seconds of arc (the onc-lOOOth of the diameter of the sun) of conjunction with a star of the ninth or tenth magnitude; yet the star remained constantly visible, and its light was not perceptibly diminished, whilst the nucleus of the comet seemed almost extin guished by the radiance of the star. Another proof of the extreme tenuity of comctary matter is seeu iu the fact that the light of a star, in passing through the densest portion, suffers no refraction. That the tad is an emanation from the nu cleus is an established fact; it developes as the comet approaches its perihelion, decreas es soon afterwards, and usually disappears before the comet has attained the distance of two hundred millions of miles from the sun. The rapidity of the increase of the tail is marvelously astonishing. That of the great comet of 1680, immediately after its perihe lion passage, was found by Newton to have been sixty millions of miles in length, and to have occupied only two days iu its emission from the nucleus! Its greatest length was one hundred and twenty millions of miles.— The comet of 1744, which was so bright ns to be seen with the nuked eye an hour after mid-day, had six tails, spreading out like a fan and, about thirty-five millions of miles in length. The tail of the comet of 1760 was forty-eight millions miles in length; that of the great comet of 1811 was one hundred and thirty millions; and Chladiu noticed a rapid shortening and lengthening of the tail, which amounted to several millions of miles per second! a velocity of motion (if motion it was) far exceeding that of light. The comet of August, 1853, presented a similar phenomenon. The tail ol the great comet of 1843, whose appearance must be still fresh iu the memories of our readers, was one hun dred and thirty millions of miles in length. The question of the materiality of the tail has excited the deepest investigation and speculation. The mind is almost bewildered by the infinite sweep which it makes round the sun in perihelion, in the manner of a straight and inflexible rod, in defiance of the law of gravitation, and even of the received laws of motion. The tail of the last men tioned comet, was whirled, unbroken and without distortion, through an angle of 180°, JACKSON, AMADOR COUNTY, CAL., SATURDAY MORNING, MAY 30, 1857. Life is But a Span. THE JUNE COMET iii little more than two hours. If therecoald be conceived such a thing ns a negative shad ow a momentary impression made upon the luminiferous ether behind the comet, this would represent, in some degree, the concep tion such a phenomenon irresistibly calls up. The particles that form the tails of comets, and the extreme portion of the nebulous en velope about the nucleus, having passed be yond the sphere of active attraction of the head, can never return, but are lost to our view and knowledge in space. Several known comets, that in early times were de scribed ns “exceedingly terrific,” have lost much of their splendor and magnificence; and comets of recent date and short period, are decreasing in brightness, and may finally be precipitated upon the sun. Of the effects of comets upon the solar system of the earth, we may very confident ly draw conclusions which fully substantiate the stability of our system. The body of the great comet of 1843 passed its perihelion at a distance not exceeding one seventh of tiie sun’s diameter; cy silencing at that dis tance an intensity of heat more than 47,000 times greater than the earth receives; or 25 times more intense than is required to melt cornelian, agate or rock crystal! While sub ject to this heat it passes through its orbit at the rate of 3C(i miles per second. The com et of 1680 passed its pcrlulion at the dis tance of one sixth of the sun’s diameter, and at the rate of 200 miles per second. On account of the great eccentricity of the orbits of comets, they must, in many in stances, intersect or puss very near the or bits of some of the planets. Lexel and Burcthard’s comet of 1667 passed Jupiter at a distance of only one-110th part of the di ameter of that planet’s orbit. On the 28th of June, 1770, its distance from the earth was only six times that of the moon—this be ing the nearest observed approach of a comet to the earth. In 1779 it again approached Jupiter within the one-4'Jlst part of the di ameter of that planet’s orbit, and thus being only four-fifths of the distance of that planet from its 4th sntelitc! By this remarkable rencontre with the system of Jupiter’s satel lites, none of their motions, in their well known orbits, suffered the slightest percepti ble derangement, but their repulsive power threw out the cornet, and its orbit was so changed that it has never returned. Halley’s 76 year cornet has also suffered from the perturbations of Jupiter and Saturn —Clairaut having computed that it would he retarded 518 days by the former, nnd 100 days by the latter, in its appearance in 1759, with a probable error of thirty days. It ac tually reached its perihelion within the pre scribed limit of error. The third cornet of 184.3, (Fay’s) ap proached so near to .1 noiler in 1539 and '4O, that the planet’s attraction wa- . out one tenth part of the Sun’s, and must L"'t pro duced considerable alteration of the coir -t's orbit. Its period is about seven years, bat there is no doubt that on some future occa sion J npiter may possibly cause it to move in such an orbit as to become invisible. The cornet of 837 recorded by the Chinese astronomers, remained, according to Hu Se jeur, twenty-four hours within a mean dis tance of two millions of miles from the earth. Biela’s comet presents the first example of the orbit of a comet intersecting that of the Earth. It is very small and hardly visible to the naked eye even when brightest. This is the cornet which, on the 13th of January, 1846, presented the extraordinary spectacle of the primitive body seperating into two comets! The phenomenon struck astrono mers with amazement* nnd gave an interest to this wanderer in our system, which recent predictions seem determined to keep alive. Each comet pursued its own path, and before they were lost to the telescope, their elements were determined sufficiently close to predict their re-appearance, which actually took place in 1852, although made under circumstances unfavorable for observing. They performed their orbits without exercising any percepti ble amount of pertubative gravitation on each other, as, indeed, from the minuteness of cometnry masses, we might have reasonably expected. The orbit of this comet so nearly intersects that of the Earth, that an actual collision is not impossible, and must happen in the course of some millions of years, if neither orbit varies. Should it approach as near the earth as Lexel’s comet did to Jupiter’s system, there is not the slightest doubt hut that its orbit would be effectually changed, and the comet, perhaps never again be seen. We must not confound the passage of any cosmi cal body through the Earth’s orbit, with its proximity or collision with our globe. Great excitement was produced in 1832 by the an nouncement of the orbits of the Earth and this comet intersecting each other, but when this passage took place ou the 29th of Octo ber, it required a full month before the Earth reached the point of intersection Bearing in mind that the Earth moves in its orbit at the rate of nearly 1,640,000 miles per day, it is easily perceived how remote was the chance of a collision. We have already observed that the tails of some of the larger comets are greater than the distance of the Earth from the Sun, and the computations of astronomers show thut it is probable the vapors of the tails of the comets of 1819 ami 1822 mingled with our atmosphere. The orbits of Biela and Eucke’s comets intersect each other, and it is probable among the many partubutions experienced by such small bodies from the larger planets, that the inhabitants of the Earth may, in millions of years, witness the extraordinary spectacle of an eneontre between these cometary bodies, and the possibility of their reciprocal pene tration and amalgamation, or of their de stmction. Events of this nature must have happened, but they can exercise no more effect upon cosmical relations than the rasing of a gale of wind upon the sphere of our earth, Should the largest comet actually im pinge upon the earth, such is the extreme te nuity of cometary matter, that the atmosphere alone would resist it as effectually as a solid body. It is enrions to study the changes of pop ular feeling that have taken place with re gard to cometary influences. In the earlier ages they was supposed to portend war, pes tilence, famine, the deaths of great men, etc., etc. The comet of 43 B. C. was so bright as to be seen iu (he day time, and was sni>- posed to be the ghost of Ctezar, who had just been assassinated. Louis 1., of France, was terrified to that degree that he busied himself building churches and founding mon astic establishments, in the hopes of appeas ing the evils threatened by the appearance of the comet of 837. The Chinese astronomers, at the same time, were calmly observing and recording its path through the heavens. So great was the alarm in Christendom in 1456, during the appearance of Halley's comet that I’ope Calixtus, believing it to be the instrument of Divine wrath, ordered prayers to bo offered up in every town, and the bells to be tolled at noon of cacli day, to warn the people to suplieate the mercy of God. At the same time he excommunicated the comet and the Turks, whose armies had proved victorious against the Christians, and established the custom —still existing iu Cath olic countries—of ringing the church bell at noon. To the terror inspired by the appear ance of the comet of 1556, some historians have attributed the abdication of the Em peror Charles V, Previous to the fourth undoubted appear ance of Halley’s comet, iu 1662, it hud been looked upon as a forerunner of the direst calamities; but in the time of Newton it was regarded as a friendly visitor. It seems to be an inherent attribute of the mind to experience fear, and not hope and joy, at the advent and aspect of phenomena, which are unexpected and extraordinary; and wdien learning hud but little bold upon the great mass of mankind, this was peculiarly the ease. To the appearance of comets were attributed the various changes and irrcgnlar i'ics of the seasons but when we reflect that probably uo season passes without our having at least one comet us near to us ns Jupiter, we find no just reasonable ground for attribu ting to this source any of the calamities with which the world is occasionally afflicted. In our own day public sentiment Las taken a more cheerful aud natural, although singular turn, with regard to comets; and in the Ger man vineyard of the beautiful valleys of the Rhine and Moselle, a belief has arisen as cribing to these once ill-omened bodies a ben iticial influence in the productiveness of the vine and the ripening of the grape. There arc not a few vis.ouury scientific men who delight to bring forward the proba ble, and impart to it an air of possibility, for the sake of an ephemeral reputation. To the assumed near approach of the comet of 1680 to the Earth, about the biblical time ascribed to the deluge, Whistou attributed the over whelming tide wave. It is the easiest thing imaginable to propound those reckless hypo theses, but quite another thing to prove them. If any one is disposed to accept the ipse dix it of such authority, they would show some little sense aud Intelligence by saying not a word to betray themselves. It is strange and humiliating to think that at this late day any one should believe our system approaching a violent disolutiou from such inadequate caus es, after its having, for millions of years, stood a monument of the omnipotence and omniscience of that incomprehensible and in finite power which establish the laws that govern onr own, and the myriads of systems surrounding it. As a tail-piece to this lengthy cometary ar ticle, we append the following sensible lan guage of the Chronicle: Seriously, if one can be serious upon this subject, will some one inform us upon what scientific basis and calculations Ims arisen all this talk about the comet anticipated by so many timid souls ? Do they think that lie who made the planets, the stars and the com ets, and sent them from His hand upon their prescribed orbits, has forgotten the works which Ho has made? The great roads through immensity which He has built, are not like our earthly ones, nor are the orbs that obey the Almighty, like our locomotives or cars to be run of] - the track, or dashed over a precipice. The worlds which make their trips upou the tracks He surveys, are guided by uo fallible engineer, subject to uo over presuro of steam, liable to no breakage of an axel, no jarring of machinery. We read iu the chronicles of the skies uo ac counts of accidents, uo negligeuee of the switch, uo bull ou the track. God did not think it necessary to put a cow-cutchur ahead of his speedy worlds, nor breaks to retard their progress. They have traveled for thou sands of years safely aud their machinery ueeds uo oil. No sensible mau need fear that they will bounce the track, or come iu con tact. Rut if they do, why we shall all go in company, and there will he no regrets behind us. Let the comet alone. In the museum at Hifalutin is a flea skin containing seven miser’s souls, seven rich men’s consciences, the "principles” of seven leading politicians, seventeen old bachelors’ hearts, and all the remaining sweetness of sev enty old maids. A biography of Robespierre, published iu a late Irish paper, concludes with the follow ing remarkable sentence: "This extraordinary man left uo children behind him, except his brother, who was kill ed at the same time.” A Husband and Wife. A young man and his wife were prepar ing to attend a Christmas party at the house of a friend, some miles distant. “ Henry, ray dear husband, don’t drink too much at the party to-day: you will promise me, won’t you ?” said she, putting her band! upon Ids brow, and raising her eyes to his face with a pleading glance. “ No, Millie, I will not: you may trust me.” And he wrapped his infant boy in a soft blanket, and they proceeded. The horses were soon prancing over the turf, aud pleasant conversation beguiid the way. " Now, don’t forget your' promise,” whis pered the young wife, as she passed up the steps Boor tiling ! she was the wife of a man who loved to look upon tiie wine when it was red. But the love for his wife and babe, whom they both idolized, kept him back, and it was not often that he joined iu the bacch analian revelries. The party passed off pleasantly, the time for departing drew near, and the wife des cended from the upper cnamber to join her husband. A paug shot through the trusting heart as she met him, for he was intoxicated —he had broken bis promise. Silently they rode homeward, save when the drunken man would break into snatches of song, or unmeaning laughter. Rut the wife rode on, her babe pressed closely on her grieved heart. " Give me the babe, Millie, I can’t trust you with him,” said he, as they approached a dark and somewhat swollen stream, which they had to ford. After some hesitation, she resigned her first-born, her darling babe, closely wrapped in the great blanket, to his arms. Over the dark waters the uoble steed safely bore them, and when they reached the bauk the mother asked for the child. With much care and tenderness he placed the bundle in her arms, but when she clasped iit to her bosom uo babe was there ! It had j slipped from the blanket, aud the drunken lather knew it not. A wild shriek from the mother aroused him, ! aud he turned just in time to see the little { rosy face rise one moment above the dark waves, then sink for ever. What a spectacle ! the idol of her heart i gone—gone forever ! and that, too, by his own intimperanec. The anguish of the moth er, ami the remorse of the father, are better imagined than described. There was an exciting time at Relvillo, j Ohio, a few weeks since, when thirty women 1 were arraigned for a riot, iu spilliug the liq i uor aud breaking the bottles aud jugs of one j John Morris, a retail dealer. There was I abundant testimony ns to the facts, but the I defense was a laudable desire to abate a nu | isance, and although the judge was strong 1 against the woman, the jury rendered a ver -1 diet of not guilty. Morris, the dealer, was j then tried and convicted of selling liquor without license, and was lined S4O aud scu teuccd to jail for twenty days. Revival Incident.— The following might have occurred, a second time, if Chas. Lamb ■ had been present at a religious revival : Brother Stern was giving the sinners their deserts, aud shouted with peculiar emphasis; “What shall you Mo to be saved?” "Yes,” cried ho, looking directly at Billy, ; the absent-minded one—“what shall you. do j to be saved?” ! "Excuse me,” said Billy, in a flustered, con ■ fused way, “but I—am—uot good at couuu | drums!” “What are you about, my dear?” said his grandmother to a little boy who was sli ding along the room and casting furitive glances at a gentleman who was paying a visit, “ I am trying grandma,’ to steal papa’s hat out of the room without letting the gen tleman see it, for papa wants him to think he’s out.” A lad who had lately gone to service, hav ing had salad served up everyday for a week, ran away, because, said he, “ they made me i eat grass in the summer, and I was afraid i they’d make me eat hay iu the winter, so 1 i wur oil - .” Recreation is a second creation, when wea riness has almost annihilated one’s spirits. It is the breathing ol the soul, which otherwise ; would be stifled with continual business.” “Conscience!” said Mr. Hopkins indig nantly, “do you suppose that nobody has got any conscience but yourself ? My conscience is as good as yours; aye, and better, too; for it has never been used iu the course of my life, whilst yours must be nearly worn out!” A very striking picture of coolness ami compassion, occurs iu Hood’s Waterloo bal lad: “ O prithee tell, good sentinel, If hereabouts be lies— J want a corpse with redish hair, And very sweet blue eyes,” He sorrows ou the sentinel Appeared to deeply strike; “ Walk in,” lie said, “among the dead, And [lick out which you like.” The man who thought ho could learn to make boots by swallowing sherry cobblers, has just written a work iu which he attempts to prove that by eating hops you will acquire a kuowledge of dancing. What we commonly call a falling star, is believed by the Arabs to be a dart launched by the Almighty at an evil genius; and on beholding one, they exclaim, “ May Ood transfix the enemy of the faith !” [NUMBER 32. The Genius of Poe.—At a course of lec tures recently piven in Baltimore, By Hr. Mc- Cabe, the following tribute to the genius of Poe was strikingly and impressively read: Ho was presented as a stranger and won derful man of our times and acquaintance— mighty in his weakness and weak in his mightiness. A subtle mind, a wizard of the pen, a combinationiof the worm and the god, of dost and the deity—a modern Prometheus chained tojthe rock of a fatal malady—a man who come an age before his time, and passed away like lightning upon the scroll—who conquered ere he fell from the topmost round ol fame’s ladder, but foil ingloriously; from the ark of whose spirit the dove wont forth to bring back no olive branch from the sub siding deluge ot sorrow; in whose window' come the “dark and ominous bird of yore,” croaking its “ nevermore,” forbidding the cup ot the Nepenthe, and staring with its wild and fiery eyes into all the convoluted laby rinths of the past, plunging its beak into his proud, sensitive, and bleeding heart; a child of sorrow and of song, whose death robes were put on in a kennel, and whose last sigh was breathed out in a hospital. .Misfortune seemed to mark him from the cradle to the grave. The house of a stranger was the home of his infancy; he never knew a mother’s love, and, like the wandering Jew, his restless spirit seemed ever crying for “sur ceas of sorrow;” and when, in the deep and passionate eloquence of despairing grief, wo hear him shrieking to the dark impersonation of destiny— “ Tell me truly, I implore, Is there, is there balm in Gilead? Tell me truly, X implore? Tell this soul w ith sorrow laden, if within the dis tant Aidcn, It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angles name Lenorc— j Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore?” j That sad, solemn, solemn, hopeless response— I “ Nevermore!” tells that not only did he nur | turo the cypress for his grave, but that no I voice from out that “ distant Aidcn” whisper ed of peace beyond the portals of the tomb. Never wound wantonly the sensitive na ture of the constitutional invalid, nor by rude jests ami sarcasms send a blush to the temple of modest merit. Never insult the modest by ribaldry, tho grave by levity, nor the pious by contempt of sacred things. Never pass annged man or woman without making a reverential obeisance, unless your house is on fire. Never remind other people of personal de formity, or of the relatives who have disgraced them. Two Items.—A picture surrounded by a frame, ami a woman looks best surrounded by her family; and the most beautiful circle when handsomely filled—is a Judy’s waist O Dear.—“ Cut my straps and let me go to glory,” as pow, Jr., exclaimed when ha took his first favorite kiss. A New Pun.—Somebody speaking of the new cent, says: “They are a beautifuTcoin, all but tho ea gle, mid he seems to be going somewhere in a desperate hurry, probably because he has just got ou a new s-ceut ” That which is to be loved long, is to b« loved with reason, rather than pa.->siou. Hood gives this graphic picture of an irri table man:—“lie lies like a hedgehog rolled up the wrong way, tonneutiug himself with his own prickles.” Tho facetious Mr L. said to a fashionable lady that "ladies that wish to be kissed lisp.” The young lady, who had.before spoken unaf fectedly, replied “Tho I’ve’heard they.” The greatest pleasure of life is love; the greatest treasure is contentment; the greatest luxury is health; the greatest comfort is sleep, and the best medicine is a true friend. Tho gentleman who attempted tol cut hi* throat with a sharp joke, a few days Kibe, has again made a rash attack upon K'.s “ vic tualing department,” by stabbinglumself with a point of honor. Woman.—The morning star of manhood —the evening star of age. Bless our stars I May we always bask iu the skyey influence till we are sky high. An Illinois editor, -peaking of a rogue who lives in his vicinity, says ; “ Tharascal has I broken every bank, jail and Sabbath we have had in this country for the last live /ears.” If you are disposed to lie polish or insclent, ills bettor to exercise your ill humor on $ our dog, or your eat, or ou your servant, Umn ou your friend. There are 1111 grist mills in California, ca pable of manufacturing 1,000,000 of barrels of flour per annum. An English writer classified old maids and bachelors as “solitary mature men and wo men having nothing happening to them.” Washington Irving is now seventy-five years old. A good old ago, and he is still in vigorous condition. Aristippins said he liked no pleasure but that which concerned a man’s true happiness. A rapid mind continually struggles, the feeble one limps, but a great mind selects thu surest points and upon these it stands. On a child being told that he must be bro ken of a bad habit, he replied; “Papa, hadn't 1 better b« mended!”