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The banging of the hammer, The whirling of the plane, The crashing of the busy saw, The creaking of the crane, The ringing of the anvil, The grating of the drill. The clattering of the turning lathe, The whirling of the mill, The buzzing of the spindle, The rattling of the loom, The puffing of the engine, The fan's continuous boom, The clipping of the tailor’s shears, The driving of the awl— These sounds of honest industry, 1 love —l LOVE THEM ALL. The clicking of the magic type, The earnest talk of men, The toiling of the giant press, The scratching of the pen: The tapping of the yard stick, The tinkling of the scales, The whistling of the needle, [When no bright cheek it pales.] The humming of the cooking stove, The surging of the broom, The pattering feet of childhood, The housewife’s busy hum; The buzzing of the scholars, The teacher's kindly call— These sounds of active Industry, / love~ l LOVE THEM ALL. I love the plowman's whistle, The reaper's cheerful song, The drover's oft-repeated shout Spurring his stock along; The bustle of the market man As be hies him to the town, The halloa from the tree-top As the ripened fruit comes down; The busy sound of threshers, That clean the ripened grain; The busker’s joke and catch of glee ’Neath (he moonlight on the plain; The kind voice of the drayman, The shepherd's gentle call— These sounds of pleasant Industry, / luce —l LOVE THEM ALL. Oh there’s a good in labor, If we labor hut aright, That gives vigor to the day time, And sweeter sleep at night; A good that bringeth pleasure, Even to the toiling hours, For duly cheers the spirit As dew revives the flowers. Then say not that Jehovah Gave labor as a doom; No!—'tis the richest mercy From the cradle to the tomb. Then let us still be doing, What’cr we find to do, With a cheerful—hopeful spirit— And free hand, strong and true. A maiden aunt whose locks of snow Proclaimed her young—some years ago— Reproved her niece, a damsel gay, For dressing in the wanton way By which our modern girls expose A vast deal more than eyes and nose! “Why can't you hide what ought to be hid, And dress modest and plain as your grandma did?” “ Dear aunt, so I do—as you may perceive, I dress in the mode of Grandmother—Eve.’’ THE PRESENTIMENT. A TALE OF THE REVOLUTION'. “ There was a sound of revelry by night.” The moon was shining brightly upon the polished musket and gorgeous equipments of a sentinel in the scarlet uniform of the Buffs [ —the crack regiment of the day—as he [ traversed his brief round at the garden gate I of Greenwich St., behind the residence of Sir Henry Clinton, the commander-in-chief of the British forces in America. His stalwart figure and high grenadier cap made his shadow appear gigantic beneath the rays of our full and glorious orb—the Wes tern moon. Occasionally he would pause as if listening to the rich music which ever and anon swelled forth from the residence of Sir Henry, and his thoughts turned upon the youth and beauty mingling in the dance within. Once or twice he passed the back of his band across his eyes, as if to stay a truant tear that was stealing from its fountain. His memory rushed to the days of his early home in “ merry England.” “By St. George 1” he muttered, half aloud, “ I did not think I could be childish. The sound of the tune has put me in mind of old Devonshire.” Saying this be broke ont into the military song of General Wolfe, which, as tradition goes, he sung while passing up the St. Law rence, the night before be fell on the plains of Abraham: “ Why soldiers, why. Should we be melancholy boys, Whose business ‘tis to die,” Ac. His voice naturally sweet, souuded per fectly melodious, as, unconsciously, he forgot his duty as a sentinel, and gave to the song the full compass of his manly tones. At a little distance, concealed from the sentinel by the shrubbery, was an officer, upon whose arm leaned a beautiful girl—absentees from the ball room. As the after fate of this brave officer forms a memorable page in our country’s history, my readers may perhaps like a description of bis person. He was rather under the middle JACKSON, AMADOR COUNTY, CAL., SATURDAY MORNING, JUNE fi, 1857. The Music of Labor. Primitive Simplicity. height, of a handsome, well-made figure, and erect military carriage. His face was oval, and tlie features decidedly handsome. The main expression of his countenance displayed frankness and sincerity. His age seemed about thirty. His scarlet coat was faced with buff, and huff breeches, with white silk stockings, adorned the lower part of his per son. Such was the ball room costume of that period. “\ on seem melancholy to night, Major Andre,” said his fair companion. “On such a night ns this you should be otherwise.” “And in such company, you should have added, Miss Beekman. Pardon me for this apparent quietness: The thought that this may be the last night that I shall ever spend in New York, is enough to make one feel sad, is it not fair lady” “ Leave New York, Major Andre?” said the young lady, with some surprise. " Are you going South with Lord Cornwallis?” 11 A soldier, Miss Beckman, must inform no one of his destination, and particularly one like yourself, with a touch of the rebel feel ing towards your countrymen. This much f will answer, I am not going South.” “Some new plan of Sir Henry’s, I'll be bound” said the laughing girl. “ I do love Washington, and that is the truth. My father, it is certain, remains firm in his alle giance to King George, but I, 1 go with our Republican George—the soldier from Vir ginia.” “ I cannot say that I think less of you for such feelings, Miss Beekman,” said Andre; “it is natural that we should love our coun try. Washington is a brave soldier, and from all I hear a good man. Be that as it may, however, he has no right to take up arms against his lawful king, and when he is taken, as he must be, he will end his davs on a gib bet.” "I’ll wager you this rose,” said the merry hearted girl, in a laughing tone, taking one from her hair, “ against the first new novel you receive by the London packet, that you will suffer such punishment first—and that you know is impossible, Major; for my coun trymen treat the king’s officers with the high est respect when prisoners. Spies only are hung and neither Washington nor yourself arc likely to undertake that profession.” It seemed ns if a spasm passed through the frame of the officer, for he trembled for an instant like a leaf, an incident which was long after remembered by his fair companion when mentioning his melancholy fate. “ You are ill, Major. Let us go in.” “No, no,” said he, faintingly; “it was but a momentary nervous affection, and has now passed.” “There arc at times, Miss Beckman, pre sentiments of evil in the human mind, that come without real cause, and trouble us we know not why, I cannot say but that physi cal health is as good as it ever was. The night is beautiful, and the scene within Sir Henry’s mansion enchanting; but still there is n heaviness about my spirits I cannot shake off. I see a danger before me, yet know not w here to guard against, or how to meet it.— Though shadowy, it appears palpable and distinct. Ah! that song.” At this moment the silver tones of the sentinel’s voice rang sweetly upon the ear with the words of song we have mentioned. Whilst thus engaged, the Major and his fair companion suddenly appeared before him.— In an instant his voice was hushed, and his musket brought suddenly to “ present arms,” as ho stood motionless in true military style before his superior. “ Nay, nay, Whitely, cease not your song,” said the Major; “on such anight as this I wonder not that you should like singing. I will stand responsible to the sergeant for such a breach of discipline.” “ I should like much better to hear it in full soldier,” said the lady. “ 1 only know it, lady,” said the sentinel "from hearing Major Andre sing it when I’ve been on duty at his quarters. Perhaps he, madam, will couseut to favor yon with it.” “ Well, Miss Beckman, I will not deny yon, but I cannot equal Whitley in the song, as yon will soon hud out.” He then commenced and sung with great pathos and beauty. The calm splendor of the uight, his pensive air, and the feeling which he entered into the words of the song, gave it great effect. As he concluded, he was surprised to hear the exclamations, “ Bravo Andre!” from numerous voices. In fact he was surrounded by a goodly portion of the ball room company, who had availed themselves of a pause in the dance to visit the garden. “ Well done, Andre!’ said a stout and portly gentleman in military costume, with a large star on the breast of his coat, ‘you shall hereafter bear the title of song master as well as Ajutant General to bis Majesty's troops in America. But, come, man—your politeness and gayety seem to be on furlough to-night. The Baroness dc Ruidascl has been looking all round for her partner. Step in, my dear fellow, step in. Miss Beckmen, will you condescend to take my arm?” “ I have been neglectful, Sir Henry, and will go instantly and repair the wrong;’ said Audre. He entered the bull room and waltzed with Lady Rcidascl, the wife of the Hessian general, Burgoync’s second in command at Saratoga. It was the last waltz and ball room scene ever engaged in by Andre—the night of the 19th of September, 1780. The ball was over, the guests had depart ed, and it was waxing towards daylight,when Andre leit the private closet of Sir Henry Clinton, and stood in the doorway looking towards the Bowling Green. “Now, ray dear Major;’said Sir Henry, “I bid you adieu. May success attend your efforts. If your interview with Arnold ter minates as we have reason to expect, West Point is ours, and a general’s commission awaits John Andre. lie cautious, I entreat you.” “ Adieu, Sir ITenry—l go to serve ray King and country. If I but 1 will not say it. Sir, farewell.” He shook the extended hand of Sir Hen ry with emotion, and as he stepped into the street, received for the last time the military salutation of a British sentinel. He touched his hat and passed on. At the water’s edge he sprang into a boat, and was soon after on the deck of the Vulture sloop-of-war, on his way to his final interview with Arnold. In a little more than ten days the high minded soldier dangled on a gibbet. His hopes of glory were forever closed in the dust and ashes of the grave. Lapland Experiences. Bayard Taylor’s letters to the New York Tribune, recording his experiences in Lapland, arc quite spicy, as the following extracts will show : TAKING A VAPOR RATH WITH SERVANT GIRL ASSISTANCE. Mr. Wolley proposed to us another luxury, in the shajie of a vapor bath, as Herr Fors trom had one of those bathing houses which are universal in Finland. It was a little wooden building, without windows. A Fin nish servant girl, who had been for some time . engaged in getting it in readiness, opened the floor for us. The interior was very hot and j moist, like an Oriental bathing hall. In the centre was a pile of hot stones, covered with | birch boughs, the leaves of which gave out an agreeable smell, and a large tub of water. | The floor was strewn with straw, and under 1 ihe roof was a platform, extending across j one cud of the building. This was covered I with soft hay, and reached by means of a lad- I der, for the purpose of getting the full effect of the steam. Some stools, and a bench for our clothes, completed the arrangements.— There was also in one corner a pitcher of wa ter, standing in a little heap of snow, to keep it cool. The servant girl came in after us, and Mr. W. quietly proceeded to undress, informing us that the girl was bathing master and would do the usual scrubbing and shampoouing.— This, it seems, is the general practice in Fin land, and is but another example of the un embarrassed habits of the people in this part lof the world. The poorer families go into i their bathing rooms together—father, mother and children—and take turns in polishing 1 each other’s backs. It would have been ri j diculous to have shown any hesitation under i the circumstances—in fact, an indignity to j the honest, simple-hearted, virtuous girl—and so we deliberately undressed also. When, at [ last, we stood like our first parents in Para | disc, “nahed and not ashamed,” she handed j us bunches of birch twiggs with the leaves on, the use of which was suggested by the leaf of sculpture. We mounted to the platform and lay down upon our backs, whereupon she in creased the temperature by throwing water upon the hot stones, until the heat was rather oppressive and we began to sweat profusely. She then took up a bunch of birch twiggs which had been dipped in hot water, and switched us smartly from head to foot. When we had become thoroughly par-boiled and lax, we descended to the floor, seated ourselves upon the stools, and were scrubbed with soap os thoroughly as propriety (lerraittcd. The girl was an admirable bather, the result of long practice in the business. She finished by pouring hot water over us, and then dry ing us with warm towels. The Finns fre quently go out and roll in the snow during the progress of the bath. I ventured so far as to go out and stand a few seconds in the open air. The mercury was at zero, and the effect of the cold upon my heated skin was delightfully refreshing. LESSONS IN DRIVING REINDEER. Mr. W, sent for his reindeer in the course of the morning, iu order to give us a lesson in driving. After lunch, accordingly, we pre pared ourselves for the new sensation. 1 put on a poesk of reindeer skin, and my fur-lined Russian boots. Ludwig took a pulk also, to assist us iu case of need. These pulks are shajied very much like a canoe; they are about five feet long, one foot deep, and eighteen inches wide, with a sharp bow and a square stern. You sit upright against the stern board, with your legs stretched out in the bottm. The deer’s harness consists only of a collar of reindeer skin around the neck, with a rope at the bottom, w hich passes under the belly, between the legs, and is fasted to the i bow of the pulk. He is driven by a single j rein, attatched to the base of the left horn, and passing over the back to the right hand of the driver, who thrusts his thumb into a j loop at the cud,and takes several turns around the wrist. The rein is held rather slack, in order that it may bo thrown over to the right side when it slips to the leit, which it is very i apt to do. I seated myself, took proper hold of the rein, and awaited the signal to start. My , deer was a strong, swift animal, who had just shed his horus. Ludwig set off first; my deer gave a startling leap, dashed around the corner of the house, and made down the hill, j I tried to catch the breath which had been jerked out of me, and to keep my balance, as the pulk, swaying from side to side, bounced j over the snow. It was too late; a swift pre-1 sentiment of the catastrophe flashed across my mind, but I was powerless to avert it. In - another second 1 found myself rolling in the j loose snow, with the pulk bottom upward be side me. The deer, who was attached to my arm, was standing still, facing me, with an expression of stupid surprise (but uotof sym pathy) on his lace. I got up, shook myself, righted the pulk, and commenced again. Oil’ we went, like the wind, down the bill, the snow flying iu my face and blinding me. My pulk made tremendous leaps, bounding from side to side, until, the whirlwind suddenly subsiding, I found myself off the road, deep overhead in the snow, choked and blinded, and with small snow-drifts in ray pockets, sleeves, and bosom. My beard and eyebrow's became instantly a white, solid mass, and my face began to tingle, from its snow-bath; but on looking back, I saw as white a beard sud denly emerge from adrift, followed by the stout body of Braistcd, who was gathering himself up after his third ship-wreck. (Braistcd is an old sailor.) We took a fresh start, I narrowly missing another overturn, as we descended the slope below the house, but on reaching the level of the Muonio, I found no difficulty in keeping ray balance, and began to enjoy the exercise. My deer struck out, passed the others, and soon I was alone on the track. In tho gray Arctic twilight, gliding noiselessly and swiftly over the snow, with the low huts of Muonio niska dimly seen in the distance before me, I had ray first true experience of Lapland trav eling. It was delightfully novel and exhila rating; 1 thought of “Afraja,” and the song of “Kulnasatz, my reindeer!” and Bryant’s ‘‘Arctic Lover,” and whatever else there is of Polar poetry, and urged my deer with shouts, and never once looked behind me un til I had climbed the opposite shore and reach ed the village. My companions wore then nowhere to bo seen. 1 w aited some time be fore they arrived, Braisted’s deer having be come fractions and run back with him to the house. His crimson face shone out from its white frame of icy hair, as he shouted to me: ‘‘There is nothing ccpial to this except ridingtbehind a right whale when he drives to windward, with every man trimming the boat, and the spray flying over your bows.” A Bad Fix. Once on a time, in the village of B and State of Massachusetts, lived a beaute ous maiden of seventeen, whom we will call Fanny L , and George B was her accepted and devoted lover. The course of true love ran smooth, and in | due time they were married. This occurred j one summer’s morning, and same day they traveled cozily and happily together to New I York as the lirst stage of their wedding tour. As a companion du voyage, a younger brother ! of the bride, a mischievous young rascal of i fifteen, accompanied them; ami well ii would have been for the happy pair if they bud trusted themselves to their own society, and i left James at homo, to ornament dog’s tails j and snow-ball the schoolmaster. Well, the party arrived in the city and went to the St. Nicholas Hotel. While George : was duly attending to the comfort of his young wife, James, in the performance of his duties os groomsman, went to the office of the hotel, to enter the names and select appro priate apartments. IVu in hand, a brilliant idea struck him, and in pursuance therewith, he entered their several names on the register | thus: James L , Miss Fanny L , George B , and selected three rooms for their accommo i dation. Fanny retired early, being somewhat fa ! tigued with traveling. George smoked his cigar for an hour or two, and dreamed of his bachelorhood, we suppose, and final ly requested to be shown to his apartment. An obsequious waiter came, candle in hand, j and asked what number it was. “With the lady who came with me,’’George j replied, slightly blushing. The waiter smiled, hesitated, and then ap proached an exquisitely dressed clerk, and whispered in his ear. The clerk stepped up to George and re peated, “what room did you say, sir?” “With the lady who arrived with me,” Gecige answered again, now blushing to the tips of his ears. The clerk smiled, and shook his head as if in pity of the unfortunate young man’s igno rance. | “It won’t do, sir; you have mistaken the i house, sir. Such things are not allowed here, ; sir.” “It won't do ! Why, I only wan’t to go I to bed.” “That yon may very certainly do—in your own room, sir; but not in the lady’s apart -1 ment, sir.” “The lady's apartment! Why that lady is my wife.” The clerk bowed ironically. “All very fine, sir, but it won't go down, sir; here is the entry, sir.” George looked at the register, and there was the entry, sure enough: “Miss Fanny L , George B .” He saw the whole secret at a glance. Ho protested and entreated—but it was of nonse. He called on James to witness his veracity— but James was nowhere to be found. The by-standers laughed, and the clerk was inex orable ; and the poor fellow was forced to re- ■ tire to his solitary chamber, to pass his bri dal night invoking blessings on the whole! class of “respectable houses” and younger brothers. How George justified his conduct to the disconsolate Fanny, this veritable history doth not state. Scarcity ok Virgil . —A correspondent of the San Francisco Chronicle, writing from Acapulco, on the Tth of -May, says: “In a procession last Sunday, where ten virgins l were required to act as supporters to the Vir gin Mary, only six could be found ; the Padre bud confessed all the people of over fourteen years in the town a week previous. What a good show there is here for a moral reform society.” The squirrel jumps from branch to branch, the flirt from beau to beau. NUMBER 33. Drytown Correspondence. Drytown, Jane Ist, 1857. Messrs. Editors; A want of water lias about quieted the quartz mills iu this, vicinity, and the proprietors seem well satisfied with the profits of the season. Their success has more than equaled their anticipations; their added wealth, however, has wrought no fool ish change upon the manner of the men.— Sudden acquisition implanted no purse-proud vanity in their bosoms; indeed, the quartz op | erators in this vicinity are eminently practical men, possessing all the characteristics per taining to real worth in the moral and mental elevation of society. Such men are worthy of success, and to know they have it excites no feeling of regret in this community. Last week the Potiso Mill took out over | four thousand dollars, being the result of eleven days’ run. lam not posted iu regard to the last run of the Webster and Hooper mills, but presume they had their usual luck and did well. The Emerald, I am informed, paid fair wages this season and excited high hopes for the next. The lead of the last is but partu.uy opened, and the proprietors think rich developements are yet to be made. Mr. McGrady is about to leave for the At lantic States. He will be missed from here, as he no doubt long has been by those who beckon him to his distant home By his en ergy and unfaltering purpose, being coupled with the wherewith to go ahead, the Emerald Mill was erected ; and although he is about to leave us, he leaves many warm friends be hind. Yesterday an attempt was made to rob a company of Chinamen on Kancheria creek, by some Spaniards, but they were foiled by two Americans being near. They fled, and although many men were soon in pursuit, no arrest was made. A Chinaman by the name of Ah Fong stabbed another called Ah Foy yesterday, in t lie street. The wound is considered danger ous. Ah Fong and Ah Iloon are under ar rest and will be examined to-day. Yours, Homer. Philosophy. —What is life? Life consists of money, a 2.40 horse, and a fast wife. What is death? A paymaster that settles everybody’s debts, and gives tombstones as receipts in full of all demands. What is poverty? The reward of merit genius and honesty generally receive from a discriminating public. What is religion? Doing unto others just as you please, and not allowing them to re turn the compliment. What is fame? A six Hue puff in some wishy-washy newspaper ! The Poetry of Bacon.—Pope, who was very fond of the good things of this life, once exclaimed, when expatiating at table on tho excellence of ham : “ Ham, sir, is the same improvement upon bacon that steel is ugon iron; iu fact, sir, ham is the poetry of bacon.'' The SIO,OOO paid to “e Mexican officer of rank,” from the secret service fund, by Gen. Scott, in Mexico, was, it seems, paid to no less a personage than. Santa Anna himself. A Lucky Man,—One of our exchanges announces that a Mr. White, living iu Venice, Pa., was recently murdered iu his own bed by some one who wished to get his money.— The editor adds that “ luckily Mr. White had deposited his money in bank the day before.” Mr. White lost nothing but bis life I The man who was “moved to tears” com plains of the dampness of the premises, and wishes to be moved back again. Why is a lady sweetest when she is just out of bed in the morning ? Because then she’s a-rose. What rock did the angels roll against the door of Paradise, after the expulsion of the original inhabitants? An Adamantine (Ad am-aint-in) rock. A man who has no enemies is seldom good for anything—he is made of that kind of ma terial which is so easily worked that every man has a hand in it. Women have more power in their looks than men have in their laws, and mure power in their their tears than men have iu their judgments. Relieve misfortune quickly. A man is like an egg—the longer he is kept in hot water tho harder he is when he gets oat. Simpsou says the ladies do not set their I caps for the gentlemen any more ; they spread their hoops. A man went into a printing office to beg a paper—“ Because we like to read newspapers very much, but our neighbors are all too stin gy to take one.” The charm of good housekeeping is iu the order, economy, and taste displayed in atten tion to little tilings, and these little things have a wonderful influence. Mozart declared on his death-bed that he had just “began to see what may be done iu music.” Bern NO is immoral; but how can the man who bets be any worse than the man who is no belter? The Moslem creed divides hell Into seven stories sunk one under the other, the lowest being for the hypocrites of all nations.” if you want to be respected, tho way the world goes, keep yourself well dressed. Peo ple never “wring the necks” of top-knot chickens.