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MARLETTE THE WEEKLY LEDGER. :,, . • s- - Long ago, a poet dreaming, Weaving fancy’s warp and woof, Penn’d a tender, soothing poem On the “Rain upon the roof.” Once 1 read it, and its beauty Filled my heart with mem'ries sweet; Days of childhood flitted round me, Violets sprang beneath my feet: And my gentle, loving mother Spoke again in accents mild, Curbing every wayward passion Of her happy, thoughtless child, Then 1 beard the swallows twitt'ring Underneath the cabin eaves, And the laughing about of Willie Up among the maple leaves. Then I hless’d the poet’s dreaming— Bless'd his fancy warp and woof; And I wept o’er mem'ries treasured, As the rain fell on the roof. Years ago I lost the poem, But its sweetness lingers still, As the freshness in the valley Marks where flow’d the spring-time rill, Lost to read, but not to feeling; For the rain drop never falls. O'er my head with pattering music, But it peoples mem’ry’s halls With the old familiar faces, Loved and treasured long ago; Treasured now, as in life's spring-time, For my heart no change can know. And I live again my childhood, In the home, far far away; Roam the woodland, orchard, wildwood, With my play mate's, still at play. When my gray hairs press the pillow, Holding all the world aloof, Dreaming sweetly, as 1 listen To the rain upon the roof. Every pattering drop that lalleth Seemeth like an angel's tread, Bringing messages of mercy To the weary heart and head. Pleasant thoughts of years departed, Pleasant soothings for to-day, Earnest longings for to-morrow, Hoping for the far away; For 1 know each drop that lalleth Comes to bless the thirsty earth; Making seed to bud and blossom, Springing all things into birth. As the radient bow, that scattereth All our faithlessness with proof Of a seed-time and a harvest, So the rain upon the roof. Think of it!— Over six hundred milliontsof dollars, says the Shasta Courier, have been shipped from the port of San Francisco with in eight years! And what have wo received in return therefor? Nothing except food aud raiment aud luxuries. All our gold hath gone for that which perishetb. We have nothing in exchange therefor that we may call permanent wealth taxable things— nothing. But all that we possess in exchange for our precious metal ie that which perishes in the using. If half or even one quarter of this gold had been retained aud invested in various enterprises in this Slate, it would not only have paid its owners a bigger per cent, on the investment, but have also made Cali fornia the richest State in the Union, in pro portion to population, and her people the richest people on earth. But it has gone to enrich other States and other nations, while we, by our own folly aud lack of wisdom, are left to be the “hewers of wood and drawers of water” to those who know how to use us. Columbia. —The Tuolumne Courier says; “Columbia will soon he “herself again!” New buildings are springing from the ruins of the late Uire in every direction. Old blocks are being repaired, and new and beautiful fire proof blocks are arising to take the place of the old pine shanties of former times. Some of these, when completed, will vie in beauty aud elegance with any of similar proportions in the Stale. The frames, too, are a vast improvmeut, generally, upon those they re place, aud some of them are being finished with neatness and taste.” That is true California energy, which no disasters or misfortunes can dampen. We hope it will be long ere Columbia shall re ceive her third scourge from fire. One Thousand Years. —Five years hence the Russian Empire will have enjoyed an un interrupted existence of one thousand years. The event is to be celebrated by the erection of a magnificent monument. Rich Claim. —The Butte Record says a China merchant has ottered $200,000 for the Cape Claim,'near Oroville. Yes? Thomas Dick, the world-renowned Chris tian Philosopher, died recently, in Scotland, at the age of 83 years. Norway has one railroad, which is about forty miles long. Ouc hundred millions of eggs are annual ly consumed in New York city. The height of fashion—dresses three in ches below the shoulder. JACKSON, AMADOR COUNTY, CAL., SATURDAY MORNING, OCT. 3, 1857. From the Missouri Democrat. The Rain Upon the Roof. BT BUS. FRANCKS D. OAOK. THE DEAD NUNS. Not far from Carlaverock Castle stood an Abbey called Holywood, evidently so called from the ‘‘holy wood” or grove of oaks which surrounded a large Drnidicnl temple still standing. This abbey was founded by the lady Devorgilda, daughter of Allan, Lord of Galloway, who died, A, D. 121i9. In times past, Holywood was a famous nunnery, and for ages served as a retreat for noble ladies from all parts of the Scottish , empire. Only the church edifice to the con vent is still standing. Though, as we have stated, according to the most authentic sources, the daughter of a lord of Galloway was the founder of the | structure about the middle of the thirteenth century, there are vague traditions afloat of | the Abbey having been the abode of certain i fair recluses, at least eight centuries previous to that period; and it was even said the con- ! veut then built was erected on the ruins of a former and far more ancient edifice. It is of these ladies, that era, and this edifice, that the subsequent legend treats. In ancient days—centuries before the foundation of the last nunnery—a convent of noble Scottish ladies existed. They were twelve in number, exclusive of the superior. At this era the Piets devastated the south ern part of Scotland. The barbarians were then encamped in the charming Vale of Nith, and their approach to Holywood was momen tarily expected. It is far easier to imagine than to tell the horror of the fair recluses of Holywood, at the nearness of such ruthless neighbors as the Piets. They thought to fly. But whither could they go? Where might they not exjieet to encounter the powerful foe from whom they fled ? Poor maidens! In their dire extremity, they betook themselves to prayer; and from sun-down to midnight, on the Sabbath eve, did they remain on their knees in the chapel of the convent, pouring forth the - wishes of their gentle hearts, and supplicating the as sistance of that gentle God who never yet deserted those who put their trust in him. It w r as a touching sight to see their sorrowful but still most lovely countenances, lit up by the dim lamps of the place, turned upwards in faith aud hope to the Father of Heaven. Just as the midnight hour had censed souudiug from the turret of the cloister, a loud knocking was heard at the outer gate. The sisters started from their kueesaud look ed aghast. They deemed it was the enemy whom they dreaded far more than death; aud for a moment their confidence in the pro tecting power of Heaven was shaken. But it was only for a moment; soon the porteress came and told the abbess that it was only a poor old man who had frightened them, and that he come to pray shelter from the storm that raged fearfully without. “Let him be at once admitted!” said the abbess. “Be he friend or be he foe, in such a night as this he shall have protection.” A venerable, grey-headed, long-bearded ancient, garbed in a long, dark, flow ing robe, soon entered the chapel. “Father,” said the abbess, “you are wel come. We pray God for succor. Will you join with us?” “Willingly,” said the old man, “most wil lingly.” They prayed fervently together. They then passed to the refectory of the ancient convent, and when they had par taken of refreshments, the old man thus said to the abbess : “Fain would I know, holy mother, what mars your repose. Mayhap 1 can assist you.” The abbess told him all—her hopes aud her fears, their dread aud danger of worse than death—of that infinitely worse than death. “Be comforted,” said the old man; “you hive helped me in my need. 1 will now as sist you in your tribulatiou. Listen, my children.” They gathered around him. “Prepare ye thirteen coffins, and with all i haste.” The nuns looked aghast. “Place them six and six, side by side, down the aisle of the chapel; aud let the seventh, | for the abbess, be laid at the altar’s foot.” The abbess shuddered, and uttered a pray er for mercy. “And when the foe approaches, said the calm old man, “wreathe your hair with the fairest flowers, and then lay yourselves down in them—every one as though she were I dead.” “Lord have mercy on us—Christ have ' mercy on usl” cried the abbess. “Lord have mercy on us,” responded the | sisters, appalled beyond measure at these strange instructions. “1 will be with you in the moment of dan ger,” said the old man with a sweet smde.— “When the foe forces this sanctuary, then shall ye see me again. Bless ye all until that { hour. Adieu 1” They retired for the night. The next morning the abbess sought fur the old man but sought in vain; he had departed before the dawn. But she did not neglect his coun sel; the coffins were made aud placed as he had directed. Within a week from that day the Piets were in the neighborhood. It was midnight when the foe first burst upon that hitherto peaceful solitude. Wild shouts, dreadful imprecations, hideous cries, confused noise, piercing shrieks; the clashing of swords, the ringing of bucklers, the whiz zing of spears, assailed the cars of the terri fied virgins from all parts of the uuuuery. The couveut was soou surrouuded. The weak walls aud slight portals of the edifice afforded no effectual barrier against those reckless savages. Onwards they rush ed through the halls—the cells—the clois ters. Thu chapel alone was untouched, and there were the sisters kneeling and praying, each beside her own narrow resting-place.— The trembling maidens had just relinquished all hope, when the old mau, their friend of the former night, appeared once more among them. “Betake ye to your shrouds,” said he, greet- them majestically. “Your heads are crowned with flowers; lay ye for the present in yonr beds of death.” They laid them hastily down in their cof fins, and folded their hands on their breasts. In a moment more they wereali unconscious of existence. No human oy^*could look on them and Itclieve that they were not corpses, so wan, so woe-begoue, so death-like did they seem. In another moment the fierce Piets had burst open the door; and, like the wild waves of the stormy ocean in flood-tide, they tum bled over one another into the sacred edifice. A single glance sufficed to frighten even the stoutest hearted among them; and every one recoiled from the sight which met his eyes. -A panic seized on the cruel marauders.— They slunk tiff, and fled tar from that sanctu ary, bumbled aud howling. * * * * ♦ Next evening the army was leagues dis tant; and never again did the Piets molest the recluses of Holywood. Is the Moon Inhabited ? It has long been kuown that the moon re volves upon its axis in the same time in which it revolves round the earth, and consequently that it always presents nearly the same side towards the earth, while the opposite side is never seen from our globe. No bodies of water nor clouds can be seen on the moon by the aid of the most powerful telescope, nor is the apparent direction of stars close to its edge changed by refraction, as would be the case if an atmosphere enveloped the moon.— Hence it has been infeared by Whewell, the reputed author of a late work entitled, “Of Plurality of Worlds,” that the moou has no atmosphere or water, aud consequently no inhabitants. This inference is shown to lie inconclusive by a recent discovery of the astronomer Hansel, whose study of the moon’s motion, continued for years, has established the fact that the centre of gravity of the moon, in stead of being like that of the earth, at the centre of figure, is beyond that centre, and farther from the side next to the earth than it is from the otherside, by seventy-four miles. The nearer side of the moon, therefore, is a vast, extended protuberance or mouutain, sev enty-four miles high; and any fluid, whether air or water, would flow downward from the nearer to the farther side of the moou, where for aught we know, intelligent beings may exist. The nearer side of the moon cannot be inhabited, at least by beings to whom air and water are essential, as is the case with all terrestrial animals. The late celebrated mathematician, Gauss, proposed as a means of settling the question whether the moou is inhabited, that a huge monument should he erected on the Steppes of Siberia, as a signal to the inhabitants of the moou, in the hope that they might be in duced to erect a similar signal to apprise us of their existence. The discovery of Hansel shows that such an experiment could be at tended with no success, inasmuch as all the inhabitants of the moon, if there are any, being on the farther side, could never see a monument on the earth. It may not be un interesting to add, that it has been discovered within a few years by means of ioug-contiu ed, hourly observation with the barometer, that the moon exerts no appreciable iullueuce upon the pressure of the atmosphere; and also, by means of lung-continued magnetic observations, that it exerts an influence upon the declination of the magnetic needle. Brevities. When you have strangers at the table, avoid iiitruduciug a forward, blustering man. His noise and nonsense will effectually seal up the mouths of the company, aud you will have the mortification of passing an unpleas ant day from your want of discernment. We can hear with a man who is only pee vish when the wind is in the East; hut it is intolerable to live with a man who is peevish at every point of the compass. When you are at another person’s table never call for bread, beer or wine in au au thoritative manner. “I know of no such thing as genius,” said Hogarth to Mr. Gilbert Cooper; "genius is nothing but diligence.” Very few men, properly speaking, live at present, but are providing to live at another time. Those who are rendered unhappy by frivo lous troubles, seek comlort in frivolous eujoy meuts. When there is one mau honest from prin ciple, there are we fear ten men honest from prudence. Hope is a bad clock, forever striking the hour of happiness, whether it has come or not. Excuses are the pickpockets of time.— The sun does not wait for his hot water, or his boots, but guts up at once. i’eoce is the evening star of the soul, as virtue is its snu, and the two are never far i apart. Truth is clothed in white. But a lie conies j forth with all the colors of the rainbow, Mr. Dubois is so skeptical that lie won’t i believe even the report of a cannon. The Wife. She who sleeps upon my heart, Was the first to win it; She who dreams upon my breast Ever reigns within it. She who kisses oil my lips, Wakes their warmest blessing; She who rests within my arms Feels their closest pressing. Other day« than these shall come— Days that may be dreary— Other hours shall greet us yet, Hours that may be weary; Still this heart shall he thy throne, Still this breast shall be thy pillow; Still these lips shall meet thine oft As billow mecteth billow. Sleep, then, oh my happy heart, Since thy love has won it— Dream, then, on my loyal breast, None but thou hast done it; Anil when age our bloom shall change, With its wintry weather, May we in the self-same grave Sleep and dream together. Fur the Weekly Ledger. THE PRISONER 3 DREAM. N. C. BIIIOUS. Cold and windy was the night. The whist ling blast moaned and shrieked around my strong dwelling, and anon came streaming in through the iron lattice of my dark cell, which confined me from the walks of freedom. I was a prisoner, and fora dark and murderous crime had long been thus confined ; with no covering save an old and worn blanket to pro tect me from the wiutry blast, 1 laid me down upon my bed of straw, to sleep, if perchance the Angel of Rest could visit the abode of one thus cursed. She did, and soon the stormy blast was forgotten; I was transferred to the land of dreams. And methought 1 was a youth again, and the fond and endeared home of childhood arose before me, in all its former beauty and fertility. It was a cen tral spot in a lovely valley, surrounded by high and wooded hills, upon which roamed in free dom the wild game of the forest, and at whose feet gushed forth the living stream of pure and crystal water, fertilizing aud beau tifying that peaceful spot, where pleasure and happiness alone could dwell. And here was 1 born and bred in the midst of my earthly Paradise, the home of my childhood. I tho't 1 was a child again, playing as of yore amid the green fields, with my gentle blue-eyed sis ter and laughing brother; and I heard again their sweet voices ringing in accents of pleas ure as we chased the golden battel tty, or leap ed the little brook in race for the beautiful lilly that grew upou its hank. The same sil ver brook ran by our collage home, watering the plants aud shrubs that around it grew.— And we again played among the flowers aud inhaled their sweet perfume, aud breathed the balmy air of health aud inuoceuce. When our feet were weary wiih youthful s(>oris, we entered that ever welcome home, aud received that mild and pleasing look aud sweet kiss from that ever kind and affectionate mother, aud those words of truth and learning from that honored lather. Those indeed were the days of my happiness; uo sorrow clouded my brow or perplexed my mind to weariness, but all were bright summer days, with no wintry clouds to darken the abode of youthful aud iuuoceut pleasure. In my dream, time flew on; those happy days were passed, aud 1 stood upon the brink of manhood, preparing to leave that parental roof, those green fields, blooming flowers, and the scenes of youth, never to be erased from my memory. My fa ther was now growing old ; time had left his mark in those silver locks, aud that wrinkled brow gave evidence of departed youth; yet his step was light, aud the words which fell from his lips were still imbued with wisdoui aud encouragement. The effects of age had also falleu upon my kind mother, and those raven locks were besprinkled with the frosts of years; her toils fur her children were still unceasing, aud her heart beat as fondly as ever for our welfare and success in life. Would that 1 had language sufficient to clothe my thoughts iu expressing what is due my kind mother, but language eauuot express such feelings, aud 1 pass them by deeply engraven upou my heart. That playful sister was uow grown to womanhood, and stood by my side in all the innocence of a lovely maiden. My brother, too, with manly form and manner was there; his every feature and actions were the same as that kind father, whose protect ive arm had extended over us so long. And now 1 thought the time had arrived when we should part. My father took my hand in his, and raising his eyes to Heaven, invoked (Jod to bless and protect me from the evil Vays of the world. My mother’s heart was overflow ing with grief; she laid her aged head against my own, and we mingled our tears together for the last time She sjioke uot a word, but raised her eyes to heaven and in that silent look was a prayer far more eloquent than language can express. My sister wept, and the tears run down those ruddy cheeks, sooth ing a heart such as oveu womeu seldom pos sess. No tears moistened the eyes of my brother, uo sigh escu|>ed his lips; that calm and impressive look, and heaving breast, told of an aching heart within. I thought I rush ed from the painful scene, but stopjiedto take one last long look at the home of my youth and all that was dear to me. And I thought in my dreum 1 was wafted from that eudeared spot "to a deep, dark dungeon, and with chains about my body, weighed to the ground. Aud I thought the darkness grew intense; I beheld through the grated door the shining us of ten thousand lights iu the far-off distance, aud I heard the clauking of clmius, aud fiendish yells as of demons let loose from the lowest pit of torment. Nearer aud nearer they ap proached, and their frightful visages met my view; ray blood chilled iu my veins, my rea son fled, 1 recoiled aud shuddered as the tho’t of an encounter with such horrible beings crossed tny mind Still ot» they came and T NUMBER 50. with terrific yells beset my dark abode. And anon as by the door each monster passed, I beheld such demon shapes and beard such sounds as never were dreamed of by man be fore. Suddenly all was still and dark, as when a deluge descends upon a city and extinguish es its thousand lights, and puts to silence its ten thousand voices. But quick as thought it was again resumed, and I heard each de mon loudly yell, “Behold the Murderer I” In an instant my dark cell was lighted up, and 1 beheld on each wall, written in letters of fire, “Behold the Murderer.” And the iron door of my cell turned upon its hinges and there appeared to me a being of enormous size, and with eyes flashing fire, and sulphurous smoke issuing irom his mouth, he too exclaimed "Behold the Murderer ! Soon shall thou taste the bitterness of his cup.” And with burning hands he grasped my body and snapp ed the chains that bound me to my cell, and I awoke and found me sitting upright upon my bed of straw, shivering in the cold wind, and 1 thanked God that I was still a prisoner, and resolved in my heart to be a better man. A New Hampshire Judge's Charge. In the life of the late Gov. Plumer, is the following account of John Dudley of Ray mond, N. H., who was a Judge of the Supe rior Courhof that State from 1785 to 1797; This extraordinary man, who was for twelve years J udgg ol the Superior Court, had not only no legal education, but little any kind. But he had a discrim inating mind, a retentive memory, a patience which uoMabor could tire, an integrity proof alike against threats and flattery, and a free elocution, often bold, uncouth, clear, and ex pressive, with a warmth of honest feeling, which it was not easy to resist. His ideas of law may be inferred from the conclusion of one of his charges to a jury. It was somewhat in this style: "You have heard, gentlemen of the jury, what has been said in this case by the lawyers the rascals 1 but I won't abuse them. It is their business to :<jake a good case for their clients; they are paid for it; and they have done it in this case well enough. But you and 1, gentlemen, have something else to con sider. They talk of law, Why, gentlemeu, it is no law that we want, but justice. They would govern us by the common law of Eng land. Trust me, gentlemen, common sense is a much safer guide for us, —the common sense of Raymond, Epping, Exeter, and the other towns, which have sent us here to try this case between two of our neighbors. A clear head and an honest heart are worth more than all the lawyers. There was one good thing said at the bar. It was from one Shakspeare, an English player, I believe.— No matter. It is good enough almost to be iu the Bible. It is this; "Be just, and fear not.” That, gentlemen is the law in this case, and law enough in any case. “Be just, and fear not.” It is our business to do jus tice between the parties, not by any quirks of the law out of Coke or Biaekstoue, books that 1 never read and never will, but by com mon sense and common honesty, as between man and man. That is our business; and the curse of God is upon us if we neglect or evade or turn aside from it. And now, Mr. Sheriff, take out the jury; and you, Mr. Foreman, do not keep us wailing with idle talk, of which there has been too much al ready, about matters that have nothing to do with the merits of the case. Give us an honest verdict, of which, as plain common sense men, you need not be ashamed.” An unloving woman is an inqiossibility, un less we can imagine a pillar of ice to stand against a July sun. But all women love, and that passionately. Those who profess that they do not are only trying to hide a hitter disappointment behind the transparent mask of affectation. To Copy Manuscripts. —Photography is most successfully applied to manuscripts. A precious collection of charters, etc., will soon be published. The time is not far off when every man will have iu his office a photo graphic apparatus to copy his letters. Thgre are in the English language 20,500 nouns, 40 prououus, 9,200 adjectives, 8,000 verbs, 09 interjections, etc. In all, there are about 46,000 words, and the number increa ses yearly. Realities or Life. — A jierson being asked what was meant by the realities of life, an swered : " Real estate, real money, and areal good dinner, none of which can he realized without real hard work.” "My dear,” said an Irish gentleman to his wife, "1 would rather the children were kept iu the nursery, when I am at home, although 1 should not object to their noise if they would ouly keep quiet.” A hurdup male acquaintance was over heard soliloquising thus:—“they say a gold eagle is round, and so it is ; but give a wo man one to take to a dry good store, and she’ll soon make an eud to it.” To catch mice, place sweetmeats in your mouth on going to-bed, and keep your month wide open. When you feel the whiskers of the mouse, bite I Vermont has but one city, and no soldiers. She lias uo police, and no murder has been committed within the State for the post ten years. The tale-bearer and the tale-hearer should be hanged up both together, the former by the tougue, aud the latter by the ears. The man who was "carried away by ex citement,” has been brought back by "calm deliberation ”