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CORVALLIS GAZETTE. SEMI-WEEKLY. SEET'iM. I Consolidated Feb., 1899. CORTALLIS, BENTON COUNTY, OREGON, TUESDAY, NOYEMBEK 13, 1900. YOE. I. NO. 29. WE TWO MAKE A WORLD. We two make home of any place we go; We two find joy in any kind of weather; Or if the earth is clothed in bloom or snow. If summer days invite, or bleak winds blow. What matters it if wc two are to gether ? We two, we two, we make our world, our weather. We two make banquets of the plainest fare; In every cup we find the thrill of pleas ure; We hide with wreaths the furrowed brow of care And win to smiles the set lips of despair, For us life always moves with lifting measure; We two, we two, we make our world, our pleasure. We two find youth renewed with every dawn ; Each day holds something of an un known glory. We waste no thought on grief or pleas ure gone; Tricked out like hope, time leads us on and on, And thrums upon his harp new song or story, We two, we two, we find the paths of glory. We two make heaven here on this little earth; We do not need to wait for realms eternal. We know the use of tears, know sor row's worth, And pain for us is always love's rebirth. Our paths lead closely by the paths supernal ; We two, we two, we live in lov eter nal. Century. it I The Trappers Trapped t HT was 6 o'clock on an autumn even ing. The streets of Birmingham were swept with rain. I had had a tolerably successful day, and there re posed in my pockets the sum of 20, which I had collected from my firm's customers. Having nothing particular to do, and the torrents of rain abso lutely prohibiting all open-air enjoy ments, I went to the hotel I was staying at and called for some brandy, and while sipping it was Joined by a stran ger, who seemed eager to enter into conversation with me. Nothing backward, and with tongue fairly set a-wagging, I talked too, and I believe that before many moments he had ascertained that I had money be longing to my employer in my posses sion. The brandy finished, nothing would satisfy my new-found friend but that he should take me to a music hall, where there were more brandies, espe cially one with a flavor that was un usual to me, and then forgetfulness. The next thing 1 knew was this: The rain clouds had strolled away, and fitful gleams of moonlight revealed to me the fact that I was in a strange room, lying on a strange bed. Two o'clock chimed out from a neighboring steeple. Sobered with fright, I raised myself, and then, quick as a lightning flash, came the thought my money! My clothes were thrown across the bottom of the bed. I searched the trousers' pocket; the gold was there. Then I heard voices in soft conversa tion coming up from below. Noiselessly I opened the bed-room door and list ened. "Sure he's all serene?" queried one voice, to which another responded: "He won't wake till 6, at the earliest." "Very good," said the first voice. "Mind if he wakes while you're doing It " The sentence was punctuated by the click of a pistol, and I shivered not from cold. "And at 6 or 7, or whenever he does wake," continued the voice, "tell him you picked him up drunk in the street and carried him In here out of compas sion for safety, and you will easily con vince him that he was robbed out of doors." Here a step on the stairs warned me to close the door, and I got back to bed. Hearing the knob of the door turn, I began to breathe heavily after the fashion of a drunken man, and the next instant, shading the candle with his hand, there appeared the form of a strange man, who was soon peering fix edly into my face. Satisfied, apparently, with his exam ination, my visitor searched my pock ets, and took out the gold. He went to a bird cage, which now for the first time I observed hanging up, drew out Its slide, and undressed and lay down beside me. He was soon asleep, and hope sprang np within me; but, alas! of all the light sleepers, he was the lightest I ever knew. Whenever I moved he appeared to be on the alert; it was impossible to crawl out of bed without his being conscious of the fact. Besides, under his pillow I knew was the pistol, and in despair I had reluctantly to rest on as calm and unconcerned as I possibly could. All wakeful, I passed that horrible night, and the slow hours dragged on Interminably. But at length a project presented Itself to my own sharpened senses, which project I put into execu tion when 6 o'clock struck. "Failure," said I to myself, "means simply death; success means a saved reputation with my employers and a vow of strictest sobriety." Everything being perfectly quiet, I simulated a gradual waking up, and my first yawn opened the eyes of my bedfellow. The second had the effect of raising him from his recumbent po sition in the bed, and when I slowly and painfully awoke he was bending over me, all solicitude. Daylight was now stealing into the room. "My poor fellow," exclaimed the as siduous one, "how do you feel now? You will wonder, no doubt, at being in my bed, but the fact is you were ill last night, were you not?" "111?" I said; "ill?" and put my hand mechanically to my head. "Well, I think 1 must have been; my head does ache so!" He smiled, and replied: "Well, mv dear fellow, not to put too fine a point upon it, I found you late last night in the gutter, just a little bit the worse for liquor, and two somewhat disreputable looking men who were with you asked me if I could manage to look after you for the night." I expressed my profound thanks to my good friend for his unselfish kind ness, but he modestly waved them aside, saying deprecatingly: "Duty, sir, duty! I cannot neglect a genuine case of human suffering or dan ger without some attempt, however slight, at succor." I thanked him again. "I am ill," I said. "I had too much brandy yesterday. I must have a hair of the dog that bit me; I must have a nip now. It is the only thing which will put me right. If you have any brandy in the house, for heaven's sake, sir, bring me a drop!" He hesitated a moment, then rejoin ed: "Certainly; lie there, and I'll be back with it in a moment," and disap peared. Much quicker than I can relate it, I sprang up, went to the bird cage, drew the sliding tray, transferred all the contents into my handkerchief, and thence into my coat pockets, finally re placing the tray. Not a moment too soon was I back between the sheets, for in an instant my good Samaritan arrived with the brandy. I drank, and professed to be much better. I dressed, and so did he. Would I have breakfast? No; I most reluctantly asked to be excused, being in haste to catch the first train I possi bly could back to town. . I searched in my trousers' pockets for my money, gave a start of surprise, "They have robbed me, those villains robbed me last night!" and simulated as well as I could a most woeful expres sion of grief and despair. My good friend sympathized deeply with me. He invoked maledictions on the head of any one who could be base enough to rob an unfortunate stranger, and with a generosity well-nigh unparalleled he pressed upon me to accept, seeing I was penniless, as a temporary loan if I liked, the sum of ten shillings." "Do take it," he urged. "I am not rich myself, but a few shillings are at your disposal if you care to take them." "So, with renewed assurances of in debtedness, I wished my estimable ben efactor adieu, told him I should never forget him as long as I lived and de parted. What the locality was I knew not, but I wandered nay, rushed on and on, until I saw a sleepy-looking jehu, whom I bade drive me with all possible speed to the station. The train was just starting, and I jumped into an empty compartment. Hastily I untied the bag and scanned its contents. Lo and behold! I found that I had swept the bird-cage clean, for when I counted the money there was almost 50. I advertised In vain for the owner of the bag, and failed to recall the place where I had spent the night. Now I am happily and peacefully settled in life, and when round the fireside I am called on for a story nothing delights me bet ter than to tell my tale of how the trap pers were trapped. A PROFESSIONAL INSULT. Series of Off-Hand Remarks on Butch ering Contest'. Within the week there were several Detroit doctors sitting in conversation, reports the Free Press, and the appear ance of a layman with whom they were all acquainted did not check their talk. "Yes, sir," declared one of them, with as much pride as Is compatible with professional ethics, "I performed that operation in just a shade under fifteen minutes. If that is not the record I've failed to hear of the operator that beat it." "Did the patient recover?" innocently inquired the layman. "No, sir," Indignantly. "It was a very serious case, sir." One of the younger physicians winked at the layman, while another of the profession proceeded to relate how he had performed an operation of a different kind and had the evidence of a stopwatch that he had established a precedent. "Patient recover?" again inquired the practical layman. Same indignant reception of the ques tion, same assurance that it was a beautiful piece of work, and same inci dental admission that the patient join ed the great majority. The young doe tor also worked in another surrepti tious wink. Then another of the doctors told of a case which had surprised the other fellows because of the celerity with which it was done, and this time the young doctor delicately brought out the fact that the operation had increased the percentage of mortality. By this time the layman felt in duty bound to contribute his share to the pleasures of the occasion, and began to tell of a beef -butchering contest he had witnessed in Kentucky. He was inno cent enough, but all the doctors except the youngest left, and as they passed out with their heads in the air he fired off one more wink and boldly informed the unsuspecting layman that he was a corker of the corkers. Some people are like hens; they no sooner accomplish anything than they make an unnecessary fuss about It. Widowers, like tumbled-dowD. houses should be repaired. CHILEEN'S COLUMN. A DEPARTMENT FOR LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS. Something that Will Interest the Ju venile Members of Every Household Quaint Actions and Bright Sayings of Many Cnte and Cunning Children. Battered and bruised and worn and old, Bereft of his mane and tail, A veteran charger stanch and bold, He has weathered life's fiercest gale. The hero of many a gallant raid, In many a bloodless war, A soldier of fortune, undismayed By battle and wound and scar! 'Neath the guiding touch of a little hand He has traveled many a mile Through the wonderful realms of "Play like" Land," Where the spirits of Fancy smile. And many a tale his lips could tell Of journeys to lands afar, THE NUBSERV CHABGER. Where beautiful maids enchanted dwell And giants keep lock and bar! But, strange to say, in his boldest flight, Though he halted or rested not Through all his travels by day or night He has stood in the self-same spot! He was ridden far, he was ridden hard; He has borne fierce taunts and blows, And oft has felt, as sweet reward, A kiss on his worn-out nose. And though he is rather the worse for wear. And is crippled and scarred and old, In the eyes of his master he still is fair And worth all his weight in gold. Ida Goldsmith Morris. Two College Boys. Two boys left home with just money enough to take them through college, after which they must depend entirely upon their own efforts. They attacked the collegiate problems successfully, passed the graduation, received their diplomas from the faculty, also com mendatory letters to a large ship-building firm with which they desired em ployment Ushered into the waiting room of the head of the firm, the first was given an audience. He presented his letters. "What can you do?" asked the man of millions. "I should like some sort of a clerk ship." "Well, sir, I will take your name and address, and should we have anything of the kind open, will correspond with you." As he passed out he remarked to his waiting companion, "You can go in and 'leave your address." The other presented himself and his papers. "What can you do?" was asked. "I can do anything that a green hand can do, sir," was the reply. The magnate touched a bell, which called a superintendent. "Have you anything to put a man to work at?" "We waut a man to sort scrap iron," replied the superintendent. And the college graduate went to sorting scrap iron. One week passed and the president meeting the superintendent, asked, "How is the new man getting along?" "Oh," said the boss, "he did his work so well, and never watched the clock, that I put him over the gang." In one year this man had reached the head of a department and an advisory position with the management at a sal ary represented by four figures, while his whilom companion was "clerk" in a livery stable, washing harnesses and carriages. Girl Life in Pao-Tlng-Fu. Among the missionaries of the Amer ican board at Pao-Ting-Fu, China, is Miss Mary S. Morrill, a teacher in the girls' school there. In a recent letter, published in the New York Tribune, she gives the following interesting aecount of a day in a Chinese girl's school life: "The first bell rings at 6:15 o'clock, and at once the work of the morning toilet begins. The girls dress alike, baggy trousers, which are fastened at the ankle by a strong ribbon, and a sack that reaches nearly to the knees. The latter has five buttons, one at the throat, one on the right shoulder and three under the arm. "One of the girls always sees that the water in the bathroom Is warmed for the morning face washing, because a Chinese would shiver with astonish ment were she expected, even In sum mer, to make her toilet with cold water. Breakfast frequently consists of corn meal cakes, cabbage stew and the re mainder ot the previous night's por ridge. White flour, being a special treat, is used only twice a week. This Is usually accompanied by a little meat, 1 which Is chopped fine with cabbage and onions. Sweet potatoes and turnips, fresh and salted, make a variety in the week's bill of fare. Suppers consist of porridge made of cornmeal, millet or rice. Beans are often mixed with the millet and rice. "The girls do their own laundering. Instead of being ironed, the clothes are folded smoothly while damp and laid upon a stone slab and pounded" vigor ously with wooden pestles. "For recreation there are swings, jumping ropes and jackstones, and the girls enjoy weaving articles out of corn stalks. The retiring bell rings at 8:30 o'clock. The crusade against foot binding has been waged with success at Pao-Ting-Fu." A New and Peculiar Farm. Some years ago 2,000 acres of land were purchased in Florida for the pur pose of raising wild animals, so that circus men and menagerie owners would not have to go to India and Af rica for their beasts. The people of Florida, however, objected to' the thought of having ferocious lions, bears, elephants, etc., running loose In their community, so the scheme was abandoned. Our war with Spain de layed matters for awhile, but now three islands off the coast of Florida have been secured and already expeditions are being fitted out to search for ani mals and to have them brought to the new farm. The islands are far enough apart that they cannot swim from one to the other, and there is no fear of them getting away. The new homes are covered with woods, and in some parts a thick underbrush, so it will seem to the animals quite like their native jungles. Care will be taken to divide the animals in such a way that the quarrelsome ones will not be on the same islands, so they will probably be more peaceful than In their own homes. George I 1. and His Pa-;e. George III. was sitting one day in the library of his palace alone when, the fire getting low, he summoned the page In waiting and desired him to fetch some coals. Instead of promptly obey ing the king's command the page rang the bell for the footman, whose duty it was to perform this office and who happened to be an old man. His maj esty was greatly displeased at this want of consideration for the foot man's age. He therefore resolved to rebuke the young man for his want of thought. He ordered -the youth to con duct him to the place where the coals' were kept. Having filled the scuttle,! his majesty carried it to the library with his own hands. Then, handing: the scuttle to his page, he said: "I am ashamed, sir, of your disrespect to my aged footman. Never again, while in my service,. ask rn oljman to do what you are so much better able to do your-) Self."' r Had Gray ITaU-j Anvway, "Mamma," said little Johnny at the breakfast table the other morning, "this is awful old butter, isn't it?'-' "Why do you think it is old, dear?" asked his mother. '"Cause," replied Johnny, "I just found a gray hair in it." Who George Was. "Who was George Washington, Nel lie?" asked the teacher of a little girl In the primary department. "He was Mrs. Washington's second husband," was the truthful but rathe unexpected reply. Of Course Ma Know. My ma says I'm the best boy In all the town, you know; And T believe it, for you see, What my ma says is so. One Good Turn. Sir Henry Hawkins, who was raised to the-peerage as Baron Brampton after a long term on the criminal bench, was a notable terror to evil-doers. Toward the close of his career, he happened to arrive at a railway station, and was at once accosted by a rough fellow who seemed very anxious to assist him in handling his baggage. Struck by his friendliness, Sir Henry said: "You seem very desirous of help ing me, my friend." "That's what I am, sir," replied the man. "You see, sir, once you did me a good turn." "Yes?" asked the judge. "When and where, pray?" "Well," said the fellow, "it was when ye 'ung Crooked Billy. Me an' Billy onct was pals, but we fell out, and Billy says as 'ow next time 'e dropped eyes on me 'e'd do for me with a knife. I knowed Billy, and knowed 'e do as 'e said; and so 'e would, sir, If you 'adn't 'ung 'im in time. So I'd like to do you a good turn, too, Sir 'Enry." Kept Comfortable. One would almost wish to be a fish when the hot summer winds blow, and especially a fish in the aquarium at Battery Park, New York. The officials there have made arrange ments that add greatly to the comfort of the fish during the warm weather. Some of these inhabitants of the aquarium require cooler water than that pumped from the harbor, although that suited them well enough in winter. The water is therefore cooled for them dur ing the hot weather. There is one creature in the aquarium for which the water must be heated all the year round. It is a little West In dian seal, the only one that has been successfully kept in captivity. It was caught with eleven others in the waters of what is called "The Triangle," off the coast of Yucatan. The others all died, but this one was saved by extra ordinary care, and the authorities are naturally proud of it. A Kipling Slump. A slump in early Kiplings has been noted at recent London auction sales. The "Schoolboy Lyrics," which a cou ple of years ago brought $650, has been sold recently for $16.25. RAM'S HORN BLASTS. Warning Notes Calling the Wicked to Repentance. EN are not saved by sentiment. A vice is al ways more dan gerous than a crime. T o substitute the good Is the best way to -eradicate the bad. It is vain boast ing of your sap unless you pro duce the fruit Dullness sometimes passes for depth. Ground that is barren to seed is often rich in gold. It Is not the flower-pot that makes the blossoms. There is no individual liberty apart from social responsibility. There are too many Christians who are only leavened in spots. It only takes two to make a Chris tian Christ and the lost one. Wings of prayer can carry you where serpents of sin cannot crawl. We cannot create spiritual powei, but we may create its conditions. Public wrongs will not be righted till men are saved from personal sin. Noah, who could face the world, was overthrown alone in his own vineyard. A man's life never rises above its perpetual sources, hence the need of being born from above. The taste of the fruits of the tree of Life forever spoil the appetite for the bitter weeds of the world. It is better to have a dog come in and stir up an excitement among the pews than to have no interest iu the meeting at all. JUGGLERS ARE HYPNOTISTS. One Explanation of the Wonderful Tricks Seen in India. A correspondent writing from India regarding the theory that the jugglers perform their tricks by "will power" says: "During the course of the In dian mutiny I made the acquaintance of one of these gentlemen of India, who tried to instruct me how to perform these tricks. He said It was all imag inary on the part of the spectators, as he simply willed that they should see those things. Yet I, in common with western nations, was too animalized, sensual and materialized by flesh-eating and consumption of alcohol to re tain or accept any deep spiritual teach ing. "The most exciting performance that he gave for my amusement was the converting of a bamboo stick into a na tive servant. Afterward in his ab sence I tried it on and to my surprise the same man was before me asking for Instructions. I directed him to fill the chatties on the veranda with water from the well in the compound. This lie proceeded to do. When he had filled them all to overflowing I requested him to stop. He, however, took no notice of me and went on stolidly bringing in the water, until, in my excited imagina tion, it seemed that the bungalow would be washed away. Finding that I could not arrest or stop his move ments, he passing through me as though I did not exist, I drew my sword and lay in wait for him. Making a slash I apparently cut him in twain, when, lo! there were two men bringing in the water, neither of whom could I restrain or prevent from doing so. "I was completely out of my depth, when I heard a quiet laugh behind me, and on turning I found it was my in structor, who held up his right hand and the two men disappeared, the stick resuming its place on the veranda, and, to crown all, there was not the slight est sign of any water having been brought in. I excitedly appealed to him for an explanation. He said that he had been present all the time, having willed that he should be invisible to me and that I should imagine myself to see and do what I thought had taken place. In order to prove it he asked me to step out into the compound and di rected my attention to a huge cavern, which I knew was not there before. As I entered a number of huge elephants and camels issued from it in a con tinuous stream, yet I could not touch one of them. They apparently passed over me as though I did not exist. He again raised his hand and the cavern and the animals disappeared and there was no indication of any exodus of any kind." Scottish Nights. The Woman and Her Conquest. There was once a Woman who Suc ceeded in Attaching to Herself a very Eligible Young Man. She had Taken Great Pains to do this, and she was very Much Gratified at the Result of her Labors. So was Her Mother. They Walked upon the Pier dally with the Young Man, to Show Him Offv "See what my Daughter has Done for Herself!" said the Mother. "And yet it was Nothing to her she Accomplish ed it all Very Easily. They are As Good As Engaged. It is Wonderful how My Daughter Attracts Every body." The Other "Women Heard this and Re sented It. "If She can Attract him so Easily," said they, "it would be a Pity if We could not" And they Set About It with Such Zeal that in a few days the eligible Young Man decided that with So Many to Choose From he need not Make Up His Mind immediately, and the Woman's opportunity was Lost Then her Moth er regretted her Premature Satisfac tion, but It was Too Late. This teaches us that She Laughs Best who Laughs Least. Harper's Bazar. A woman of experience says it is Impossible to keep children or stair car pete in place without using the rod. Fugar Beet's Tinect Bnemies. The sugar beet has had its full quota of insect enemies, and not the least among them has been the pale flea beetle. This insect measures about one eighth of an inch in length and is yellow ish brown in color. Down each wing cov er extends a yellow stripe. All the severe injury has been dur- , . i . , . 'i-1 1. ii BLISTER BEETLE. lng Uiy WeaiUCl. ilic danger is confined largely to the early part of the season, while the plants are young and it is not too late to reseed. It appears the best course to spray with paris green, using one pound to 175 gal lons of water and adding one pound of quicklime. Like several other Insects, the blister beetles were satisfied with the food pro- vided by nature until the advent of the I the beet. True they did occasionally levy a tax on potatoes, but they dearly love the .wild vetches and al most any plant of the pea or bean family. With the advent of the sugar beet the Duster oeeties were pale flea beetle, provided with another source of food very much to their taste and one which they seem to prefer to most others. As a rule, the blister beetles appear dur ing the latter half of July and become numerous during August and Septem ber, devouring the leaves and doing great damage. When the danger of real injury becomes apparent, there is usually little difficulty in ridding the plants by a spray of paris green and lime, applied at the rate of one pound of the poison to 175 gallons of water. Often the beefles will keep coming In from the outside, and when the first spray has lost its effect from rain or other cause it may be necessary to re peat the treatment. Taking Care of a Root Crop. Roots of all kinds are best preserved in pits made in this way. The pits are dug out in some dry and convenient place safe from water. They should be three feet deep, four feet wide, and ten or twelve feeet long. The roots are heaped in the pits as shown, and brought to a point at the top. They are then covered with sheaves of straw lengthwise up and down, to shed wa ter, the straw being thick enough to ueep out the frost. The straw is then covered with the earth thrown out, as to keep it safe from being blown away, as well as for a protection from the cold. Ventilation, however, must be provided for, so that the heat escaping from the close packed roots may es cape, and this is done by leaving bunches of straw in spaces ten feet or so apart set upright in the peak of the covering. These pits are opened at the end and as the roots are taken out the openings are carefully closed up. It Is quite safe to keep roots in this way un til late in the summer, so that the cat tle need not be turned on to the pas tures before the grass Is well grown. Permanent Farm improvements. There are some very desirable Im provements that the farmer might like to make in his buildings or his sur roundings that seem almost out of his reach, because they cannot be made without an expenditure of ready money greater than he has at command. And there are others that require but little more than the labor, and are within the means of every one. A few fruit or shade trees or shrubs set about the house, a space made for a flower gar den where seeds may be sown in fall or spring, a clearing up of the rubbish of old wagons and tools and wasto lumber around house and barn, or mending gates and fences, will make the place seem more homelike, and as if civilized people lived there, and less like a Boer or an Indian camp. Then it will cost but little to set some of the bush fruits and a grape vine or two, and in a few years they will add to the table luxuries enough to make the farm more pleasant as well as more profit able. These improvements can be made even when lumber for new buildings or the paint for old ones are unattain able. Exchange. Lifting Roots. The work of harvesting the Swedish turnips may be done much more easily by running a plow along at the side of the row, turning the soil away from the roots. While some varieties root very deeply, there are others which do not need this assistance. Even the car rot and parsnip may also be taken up much more easily, but it needs one to throw them out behind the team if they are so closely planted as not to give I ROOT PIT. space enough for the horse to walk be tween the rows. Where they are in double rows between two rows of cel ery, or have been In alternate rows with onions, as some grow them, they can be reached even without throwing the roots out of the way. To one who has not tried this it would be astonish ing to see how easily a carrot a foot long will lift when a furrow six inches deep has been made at one side of the row. American Cultivator. Knglish Wheat Deteriorating. English millers say that they are obliged to mix large quantities of im ported wheat with the home-grown wheat to obtain a sample of flour that will rank as first class and command a good price. They say that the quality of the English wheat has degenerated for milling purposes, and charge that this is in part the result of a lack of care in selecting seed. There is no doubt that inferior seed, small or shrunken, will result in a poorer grain, especially if the practice is continued. The large, plump grain is the cheapest seed to use. A change of seed from one locality to another may have some effect in im proving it, and experiments in regard to cross fertilization are in progress, which are hoped will unite the good qualities of some of the most hardy, prolific and best milling varieties. Some of them have been very successful thus far. Portable Fence. This portable fence is an Indispen sable factor in the successful and eco nomical handling of the flock on a small farm or where the system of mixed hus bandry is practiced. Many opportuni ties will be presented during the year where it can be used advantageously in dividing pastures or for confining sheep upon certain portions of a field. It will be found invaluable as a quick method for constructing pens, either large or small, at shearing time or for docking, tagging or dipping. In the PAXKL OF FENCE. winter season these hurdles are a great convenience for inclosing feeding yards, lots for exercise and small plats for subdivisions of the flock. In the figure Is shown a view of the hurdle in place, with a pair of supports. In use eacn of the supports serves to hold up as well as to join together the ends of two succeeding panels. To prevent the fence from being blown over, a stake should be driven about every 50 feet, to which the hurdle should be wired down. Sowing Lawns. In seeding down a lawn in the fall winter wheat may be sown with the grass seed, and it will not only prevent the soil from washing, but give the ground a beautiful fresh green sward early in the spring, which may be kept clipped, but will remain until the grass is well grown among it. The wheat will keep down the weeds, and the change from the green of the wheat to that of the grass will be so gradual as to be scarcely noticeable. The sward will be firm and even if the work is well done, without holes or gullies. If the lawn is not made until spring oats or spring rye may do as well, though we prefer the oats. These methods are much prac ticed by the gardeners around Wash ington and in the parks of some other cities, to save the trouble and expense of sodding large areas. Advertise Tour Business. A Kansas farmer has erected a sign board at his gate at the roadside on which is painted his name and the name of his farm, and below it is a blackboard on which he writes a list of what he may have to sell. He says he has sold in a short time two cows and calves to persons who were attract ed by his sign, and he considers the plan a success. It is an excellent idea, so far as local trade is concerned, and when one has more to sell than there is likely to be a demand for at home, let him put his sign in the columns of a good newspaper which is likely to reach the class who will want to buy. If one wants to buy or sell, there is nothing gained by keeping It private. Fweet Clover. A Missouri correspondent of the Kansas Farmer says of the Bokhara or sweet clover that he thinks it one of the best forage plants for the arid regions of the Western States, and that cattle eat the hay in preference to any other. It will grow on soils where nothing else grows, and will soon make them fertile enough to grow other clover. It will kill out all weeds and small bushes and take complete possession of the land, yet as it is a biennial it cannot become a pest if mown before it goes to seed, as it dies out root and branch in two years. Beef and Dairying. Not all the farmers in the West will care to go into the beef-producing busi ness. There are some sections where dairying has become established and successful, and where this is the case it will doubtless be the most successful to pursue it as frequent changes from one branch of farming to another are generally demoralizing and unprofita bleAmerican Cultivator.