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J ' ( v J- ,1 CX I ROSEBURG 11EYIEW ! IS ISSUED FRIDAY MORNINGS BV fHE REVIEW PUBLISHING CO. j I 1 ' i ROSEBURG REVIEW HAS THE FINEST JOB OFFICE IN DOUGLAS COUNTY. CARDS, BILL HEADS, LEGAL BLANKS And other Printing, Including Large and Heavy Posters and Showy Hand-Bills Neatly and Expeditloutly executed AT PORTLAND PRICES. GOD IS EVERT HUE BE. eour eview, J. 11. N. BELL, - - Editor. One Year - -Sis Months - -Three Months - - - $2 50 - - 1 25 - - 1 00 NO. T. VOL. XII. ROSEBURG, OREGON, FRIDAY, MAY, 20. 1887. GENERAL DIREOTOJBY. ' J kovku Ci.KVKbSD President. Thos. F. Uayaed Secretary of State Daniul T. MAXSiN,Secretary of Treasnry. L. Q. C. Lamar .Secretary of the Interior. Wm. C. Ksdk'OTT. Secretary o War W. C. W hitsey Secretary of Navy. WrT. Vilas Tost Master General . A. H. O. a Ki-AS d A ttorney General. MonRHox IX. Waite Chief Justice. STATE OF ORKGON, J. N DoLFH. . !. It. Mitchell. :::::: S. Senators. 15INUKK 11EP.MANN vonsruiiHaii. Sylvester I'ennoyek Governor. Geo. W. McUride Secretary of State. G. W. WF.r.r. , .State Treasurer. E. K. McKLitOY....Sui,t. Tub. Instruction. Frank Bakkk State Printer. R. S. Stram an . . . Wm. P. Loud, !- Supreme Judyis. W. VV. Thayek, S SECOND JUDICIAL DISTRICT. R. R. Bkas Jul;4e. J. Y- Hamilton Prosecuting Attorney. DOUGLAS COUNTY. t ir i . .. u 1 Senators. Jons Emmitt, ) W.F.BnsjAMis P. P. Palmer, f .Reprea ntatives. Jas. Blcsoell, f H. Mckenzie. J Thos. R. Sheridan Clcr- Ben. C. Acer Sheriff. D. S. West ...Treasurer. G. T. Russell School Superintendent. Jas. A. Sterling Assessor. J. S. Fitziiuoh County Judge. J. Hall, C. A. McGeb Commissioners. N. E. Pkitt Surveyor. Da. S. S. Marsters .Coroner. Thos. Smith Seeep Inspector. TRECISCT OFFICERS T. L. Gannon Tas. Harpham usticcs. Peter Tunger Nonstable CITY OF ROSEBURG: II. C Stanton, I John Rast, . I J. P. Sheridan, V Trustees. O L. Willis, P. Benedict. ; T. Ford Recorder. John Howard Marshal. Will II. Fisher Treasurer. U. S. LAND OFFICE ROSEBURG, CilAa. W. Joiixstox Register. A. C. Jones Receiver B. S. Pagce. Observer. PROFESSIONAL. L F. LANE. JOHN LANE jANE & LANE, Attorneys at Law. Main street, opposite Cosmopolitan Hotel. J C. FULLERTON, Attorney at Law. Olfice iu Marks' brick, np stairs. R. C. HUNTER M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. VAXYOXYILLE OIMECiOX W. Fo WALKER, M- D. KOSEUURC, - OREGON. OFFICE AND. RESIDENCE WITH J. M. Carl on Mam Street, First lilock North of the M . E. Church. K. L. MILLER, M. D Surgeon. Iloinieopatlnc Plijsician. 0iHice up fctaiis in the okl ShoiiJan Brick, on" Jackson iStioct, Itosebnrg, Oregon. Chronic diseases a speciality, Dr. Tf SOMAS VatAlIAM, A GRADUATE Of the University of Pa. at Philadelphia and of the ROYAL COLLEGE OF SURGEONS, and ROAI, COLLEGE OF PHYSICIANS, LONDON ENGLAND has located f practice of his profeseion in ROSEKURU ' - OREGON, Oliloo and resideacc, Washington street opposite tin Catholic Church V. G. (EHME, M. D. (Pronounced Ama.) HOMCEOPATIIIC PHYSICIAN & Graduate Of The UNIVERSITY Of Leipzig Ocrmaiiy. Office & Residence at the house of Geo. W. Day, near R. R. track, Rose bur. Dr. QA-.BONHAM RESIDENT DENTIST Roseburg - - - - Or. Office aver head in Marks lmildinsr. Hy reputa tion as a Dentist is based on the merits of my work. Prices reasonable and to suit the times. fcSTQOLD FILLING A BrECIALTY.TUi The Leading DRUG HOUSE W. S. Hamilton. Suciwasor to S. Hamilton.) Roseburg - - - Orsgon. FATBITS OhUiined, mid all Patent Dusinsss in the 1. S. Patent, Office attended to for MODERATE FEES. Our office ia opposite the U. 8. Patent Office, and we :iu obtain Patents in less time than those re mote trom WASHINGTON Send MODEL Oil DRAWING. We advise M to patentability tree of thance; and we make NO CII AR8K UNLESS WK OBTAIN PATENT. We refpr hers to the Postmaster, the Sunt, of the Money Order Div., and to officials ot the U. E. Pat ent Offiee. For circular, advice, terms and referen ces to aatual clients in your own State or county, write to C, A.SXOW&CO , Opposite Pte Office,- Washington, D. C. Practico - - ... Watcliniakt-r, Jeweler and Optician: ALL WORK WARRANTED. Dealer in Wntrhes, t'lockc, Jewelry, Hiieelacles an J Eyeglasses. A FULL LINK OK CLiARS, TOBACCO & FANCY UOODj. rilHE ONLY HEI.I VKLE OITOMKU IX TOWN A fur the projierarijtistmciit of HHiicles. lcHit of lic Genuine Brazilian Pcblile S iK-tatlcs Wtl Eye glasses. OIGcc in Hamilton's Brk'kliloi'k. NEW YORK LUMBER & Wood Yard Go To M. It- I2o weirs Eastsitle of track one block,JoutJi of depot is where you will li nd nuniber one dry lumber, Sugar pmc, Cedar, I"ir, and all Uimcntion lumber tor buildings sawed and shaved cedar clnnorloa Such llnnni II inila Sfrrnu I KJ 'till Q yJy NltUII A VVIM .'J Tr-vm w Doors, Mouldings, Wall and Stair railings, Balusters, Brackets, Newel posts, Ceiling, Rustic, Flooring, and all kinds of Finishing lumber, sawed and ssplit Cedar posts, U inch plank sawed expressly for sidewalks. 1 represent the Sugar Pine Door fc Lumber Co. of Grant's Pass Or. which from personal inspection I believe to ue the finest establishment on the Pa cific coast, it employes seventy men. The Proprietors -and Overseers are all Eastern men and experts in the busi ness, the machinery is new and put up in the best manner, and all under srtict discipline and order. Their work is all done by number one me chanics and is equal to any work of the kind done in New Yoik or the East, Fruit boxes, Picket fences and Gates complete, 1 also represent a number one mill at Yoncolla where I hayo sawed all Dimention lumber to order on short notice. All guaianteed 13 represented or no sale. Call and sec stock and prices before purchasing. Stove wood constantly 011 hand at IIAKI) TIME riUUES OVERLAND TO CftLIR) VIA OREGON AND CALIFORNIA R. R. And Connections. Fare from Portland to San Francisco, Limited 30 Cnlimited ivG. Close connections made at Ashland with stages of the California, Oregon & Idaho Stajjc Company Time ltt ccn Roseburg and San Francisco, 32 hours. " CAUtOHNI.V K.VrKF.S.1 TRAINS DAILY. South I Frjm May 1, ltio. ! North. 4:00 r. M. 1 Leave Portland Arrive 10:10 A. M. 1:SOa. M. ! Leave Roscbure Leave I 12:15 A. si. 9:00 a.m.! Arrive Ashland Leave I 5:00 r. M. PTJLMAN PALACE SLEEPING CAES Daily between Portland and Ashland. The O. and C. II. R. Ferry makes connection with all the regular trams on feast Side mv.trom loot 01 r at. West Side Division- BETWEEN TORTLAND & CORVALLIS i MAIL TRAIN DAILY (EXCK1T bl'XDAY.) LEAVE. I ARHIVE. Portland 7.".0 A. M. Cora 11 1 12 2"i P.M. Cor.aliis 1.30 V. M. I'orLlaml 0.U P. M. At Corvallio conncct'witii trains of Oregon Pacific for laquina Bay. EXPRliHS TRAIN DAILY (F.M.EI'T SrxP.VY.) LEAVE. I ARRIVE. Portland 4.50 P. M. McMinnvilie. . 8.00 P. M. McMinnville.... 5.45A.M. Portland 9.00 A. M. Local tickets for sale and hajjasc checked at cum nan v's nn town office, cor. Tine and Second streets. Tickets for principal points in California can only lie procured at company s oince. Cor icr F and Front SU.. Portland, Or. R. KOKHLER. E. P. ROGERS, Malinger. G. F. A: Pass A'cnt. TVLeCbt ISL'oLl"1.0 t MoGrs'or's o'.d stand, W. B. liohrcr, & Co HiCHEST MARKET PRICE PAID FCR HIDES. millS MARKET is always supplied with X the choicest quality ot I Of all kinds, including beef, pork, veal and mutton; also, corn beet, sausage, lant, etc. Tlic most favorable inducements offered to patrons, and no effort will be spared toward fivini' satisfaction. BLACKSMITH AND WHEELWRIGHT B0WEN BROS. Having dissolved the copartnrrship exist- inc between Bunnell &, Bowen Bros, and arc uow prepared to do all work in the line in a WORKMANLIKE MANSER, AND AT KKASOXABLE RATES. CITY DRAYING DONE WITH DISPATCH. ('ALL ON JO. ( IIM. ssevtwc "-sz-xjaNTca-. WASHING c IRONING. OPPOSITE CArXON'S UVEUV STABLE. My Charges For Surveyim: Will Be $3 A MILE; MILEAGE 6 A MILE Until Juno the 1st. all necessary help to be furnish cd by the employer I HAVE a full set of plats, flcMuotes of all section nes, and of over 100 donations. . Wx. TIIIEL, Oakland 1 HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS BAILEY'S HOTEL. Oakland, Oregon. Joard $1 per Day; Single Meals, 25 cents, idTTnis house Inn lately changed hands and Is omuvrhly rrumiiii-tV and rofurniahed. The travcl ng iuLic will G:id the best of accommodations No Chluameu lCmpIoyetl. SMITH BAILEY. ' DEPOT HOTEL, OAKLAMl, OKKtiON. l?iIiiii'l Thomnw, Prop. XIrwt CI n f-i w SLEEPING ACCOMODATIONS. ' AND THE Table supplied with the Best the Market affords & ho of the Railroad 1 Central Hotel ! UOSKBURG, OREGON, OPPOSITE CARLON'S LIVERY STAiiLE. Boaril and Lodging per day $ 1 . 00 " " week 5.00 " NYithout Lodging 4.00 Meals, 25 cents. Lodging, 25 cents- Thorough satisfaction is promised to travel ers anil tlic public generally. MRS- E- USHiKlSON j l rup. Xo Chinese employed XOTICE. rn0 ALL WHOM IT MAY CON- I ccru tulfc j have apnointed D. W. Steams of Calanooia Precinct.- Insnec- toi. of Slock for sai(1 Pi.ccinct, Post a(rlcp a(i(i,.PM. Oakln.n.1. Also Kahili Smith of ViIbur Precinct. Postofiice aijress Wilbur and others will be added ps parties interested make their desires known to me. THOS. SMITH Inspector of Stock fcr Douglas Co. Or. Wilbur, Or, April 13th, 1887. HOOKE'S RESTAVKANT. (rriucipaal Iiusincss Street.) IkOSODUrg, d1 l,"" MEALS 25 CENTS LODGING 25 CENTS We Keep the. Best the Market Affords CIVIL BEI3D STORE V. L. ARRINGTON, DEALER IN Diy Goods Q-roceies etc All Kinds of Produce Taken in Exchange CIVIL PENH, IX'UG. CO, OREGON. NEW STORE AT IILI,ARIK OK. If ; would respectfully inform the public that lie has on hand a fine assortment of Wry ools Groceries, Kcady-SIadc Clothing and in fact everything usually kept at a tirst-c!a3S store. Give him a call. Goods at Low prioes. All Kinds of Produc s. Taken in Exclisuiffc for Hood 11 orders promptly attendtd to. MILLINERY STORE! OnltIniM.1, Ort'COII. v9 irwi-a u n i. P.n v KTOf K l.AROE AND Complete. Prices moderate. ' '" " ' - " ' - Oi-TM M Call. Mns. S. A. Hutchinsos. Malaiissciic and Clements New Furniture Store IN FLOED'S OLD STOUE. A full line f first class Furniture. Anything repaired or uitlc to onler. CALL IXSTANTEIl. INSURANCE. GO TO Humphrey & Flint. And set vour iironcrty insured, fov they represent reliable companies, such as the ' ANGLO NEVADA Of California And LONDON ASSURANCE CORPORATION Humphrey & Flint HAYING PUEOHASED j The Euttiv Stuck of -o of o- . I- R. DAWSON " At t RIDDLE- - OREGON Consisting of BOOTS, SHOES, CLOTHING, DRY GOODS, HARDWARE, GROCERIES, Et Etc Etc. Etc Etc. Am now offering. the same At Prices That Defy Competition. FOR CASH At- Riddle Oreson. F. Cornutt. I.I. I'KRKON'S KNOWING THEMSELA to IS J. deh'etl to Noah Cornutt will please call at my otnee at Kiddles at the store ami some ai once. cornutt. THE CilMFE CURE. SAL-MUSOATELLE In America WITHOUT THE EXPENSE OF AN EUEOPEAH JODENFY! Tlie crystalizcd salts, as obtained in a pure state from jfnijies and choice fruit, in a portable, palat able, simple form, arc now presented totlie public of America as tho grandest resolvent of impure blood, corrector of the liver and regulator of the bowels the natural promoter of UEALTll AND LONGEVITY.. Eminent physicians claim this achievement a new era iii the allied science m menicine, an it iurmsnes the blood w ith its n.itiiral Kitincs that arc lost or eUminatcdeM!ryl''y I MILLWOOD MILLS A POSITIVE, NATURAL SICK HEADACHE Aim DYSPEPSIA CURE. Kal-Muscatelle is Nature's own product. It sup plies to the STStom the waut of sound, riie irrapes and fruit; it is the simplest and best preventive and cure for all functional derangements of the liver and I kindred ailments', prevents the absorption 01 mat ari I al diseases fevers of all kinds: counteracts the ef fects of bad air, poor drainage and impure water; a powerful oxydizer of the blood; a natural specific for all kin emntions. sick headaches, biliousness. I nervousness, mental depression, ana win remove me 'I fTcftm st aji'Llttnt.-L miiiirtistinii from excessive eat ing and drinkinir. Have it m your homes ana on I your travels, n a a speciuc ior i.u, I .nil rnmuiiiL I Preoalred by the London Sal-Moscateile Co. t0!0X, EXOLAXS. Beware of imitations. The sonuine in "blue wrappers only." rsend forrwiiarj G. EV NOVITCH, General American Manaor, P. O Ilox tOii, New York City. Mention this paper. For salu by S. H:in Itoa Rose burg Oreo u. THE New York Coffee Hous 13. And Oyster Saloon,? naing ChccJ Hestanrmit in the City. S1F0RD HACKNEY. PROPRIETORS 13-2 FIRST STREET, PORTLAND OREGON. 1 fPrivate Rooms of the Latot Deiiirnt for Ladief OPO DAT AD XIOaT. 'if a FROM I ROSEBURQ TO EMPiRUlCITY. Frm UoseLurgto Looking Glass $ .75 .!' " Foot of mountain 2.00 r "w pora 5. CO " ; -Fjarview. 5-5 " Sumner 6.50 , " irarshfield 7.00 " ', tmiire City 7.50 DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY. 1 : For Particlars Inquire at llic l'ost Office, Jas C McCULLOOU, Prop. 1PAUL SGHLOSSER -DaALElt Ix STOVES, TINWARE -AND- iPrain - I - Oregon. EEEl'S-A Fl l.I. STWK OF N.MI..S, IT'TLEKY Slielf anil Kui liters Ilarclw;iiv. Abo lieVolvcrs, (JuiMi Hiid Ammunition. .MI kinds of Tinware ttmlv Ut Onler. REPAIRING NEATLY DONE, The Red Corner Keeps Constantly oa hand tlie Finest Cigars, Tobacco NUTS, TOY, j NOTIONS, and Everything usually kept in a FIRST- CLASS Notion and Candy Store. 6. A. TAYLOR : Will sell by the motto "LIVE AND LET LIVE' Call and Examine our Stock URefoie- PURCHASING ELSEWHERE. THE OLD ItELIABLK Established in 1SC7 Jucob BliQzcri Douglas! County Bank, HUMPHREY FLINT, I Rosebnre - - - - Oregon- TRANSACT A GENERAL BAmum BUSINESS i Sight Drafts Drawn on Portland, San Francisco, New York and 1 other points. Bills of exchange on tho principal cities ot Europe. Deposits re .it ...1: i. ceiveu subject to check. UllUUtlIIIS Illii(.LU I vu uit Bttraoiiuiciiuiuio icaauuauic mita. OX HUBBARD CREEK. i CLARKE &; BAKER, Proprietors. i We are now prejlared to furnish lumber o the best qUality iu quantities to suit the purchasers, always havinsr on hand the largest stock of any mil in Douglas County. We will furnish lumber at our mill at the following i ; TRICES. No' 1 rough lumber..... ?S to $10 M No, 1 flooring, 0 inch D & M 810 M No. 1 flooring, 4 Inch DiM 818 M No. 1 finishiuc lumber $16 M j CLARKE Jk BAKER. i fla BEST PIAHOS and ORGANS: Are manufactured and sold for the least money i y - - - i ,1 eT s; fii H UJ ft o ui 1.5 ' J S c S M( s f rl N. P. BUNNELL, FOUNDRY, Machine Slio, Wagon Shop, Rlacksinith Shop. flAN.MAKE CASTINGS FROM ONE J ounee to three tons weight. Small Cu pola for small castings. 3Ioney refuuded if work is not satisfactory. Portland prices! Save telegrams and cxpressafie. EBtubliIiol 13i2. A. ROBERTS, Corner First and Alder Street .Portland, Or. THE LEADING CCQTOIER, HOTTER 'V ' i AND , ,. . -r - OF OREGON. C. W. KNOWLES, ST. CHARLES HOTEL, EUROPEAN PLAN.) C. W KNOWLES, Proprietor. nnsT class in every respect. Good Restaurant Connected With The House Fire -proof Bikk Buililins; ISO Ilooms. In the Cinter of tlic City CO!!. HiONT ANU MORKISOX STS., POIITLAXD W- F- BENJAMIN l)KAL ESTATE, INSURANCE, Translerring, Collecting and Purchasing Agent. 2ont1cncc Solicited. H. I'AUUY, Mcrchaut Tailor. in the Red l'ront, next door to A. C . Marks Store. liepairs ami Alterations neatly done. VESTERS. 1 Homeopathic and Patent Medicines, Perfiur.es, Satchet powder, Combs, Toilet articles, etc, etc; Stationerv, ink spectacles, dusters, memoranda and school books, iuucila''e, pencils, erasers, shoulder braces, sponges, trusses, drug gist sundries, etc. DRUGS And chemicals, paints, oils and var nishes, window glass and putty, wall paper, cement, a full line or brushes. Peremptions and family receipts care fully compounded. All of which, and much more ;an be found at our Brewster's Fatent Rein Bolder. Your linos are where you put them not uiuicr Dorses led. one agent boiu izuiz. in 5 days, one denier gold 0 dor. in 15 days. samples worm fiiee. r:ie ror terms. E. E, BREWSTER, Holly, Illch. 1000 KEW.wm Will be given any iiui ENUDRSEDW who will produce a sei- ' .-e" enlist of larjre cxieri- "-frtjTlJ ence, and widely known AXI'Jl to lie an honorable man, in. ; . who Will assert that re- rRACTlCALLY. at re- r rRb IL.A1-LT iiuou ca.si zuie ih iiol of the most eiulurimr f 1 . ...... jMI all known matcnala to withstand the acti ons of rxlDt'f r 1 the waathcr, I Tkl.-TIIIkIT EKOXZF. CO., fla'JUU ietrou, jiicn .- STORE f r w m & . . MONUMENTS J. A. Cardwell, Agent, Hold on There, Where areyou Going? I am Going oung & Wish to Announce that they &tfUJL'lA VV W K riTTriTT ninn i tto id Absolutely Pure. This powder never varies. A marvel of pttritv trciiL'th and who esoiuencss. More economical than the ordinarr kinds, and cannot be sold in com- pctition with the multitude of low test, short I weight alum or pliosphate powders. Sold ouly in cans. ROYAL BAKING TOWDEU CO., 100 Wall St. N. Y. H. C. Stanton DEALER IN STAPLE DRY GOODS! -OF . THE BEST QUALITY. GENERAL FURNISHING, HOSIERY, TRIMMING Ac. Boots & Shoes OFjTHE REST QUALITY, a full- iirti naiLijafiLtt -of GROCERIES ! Wood And Willow WAUE. CROCKERY & GLASSWARE, ELECTRIC LAMPS, -SCHOOL BOOKS, AND STATIONARY. Subscription AGENCY. Subscription reccivdd for all Eastern and European Publications L. BELFILS WTCZIMACZIR. I fpol ivmji.Iahi ... .. u ......1. entrusted to me iu watohes, clocks, and jewelry. j .m.to repair musical instruments. I Imvc the County patent riirlit for sale of CVncrcto i emcm ripe tor conveym water to any place d- sireu 111 Oouglost'ouuty. I will also teach any kind cif HtstruiucntuI music. Anyone uesirtn instruction wHl call on me at my WHITE BRONZE MOXIjJIEXTS AND STATUARY Were awarded -GOU) MEDAL AT WORLD'S FAIR, Nr.w Orleans, WPrlcesoft 1 S 8 -4 - 3 - Jacksonville, Oregon to Say That Hammitte AT A VS. have just received the Finest Stock vJr UV V WO A AJU. VV fOlM. rT?nr nAimr'PTmTAv 1 -Ja- Oli! show mc where is he, The high and holy one, To whom thou bend est the knee, And prayest, thy will be doue. I hear thy song of praise, And lo, no form is near; Thine eyes I see Thee raise, But where doth God appear. Then gaze upon thai arch above, The glittering vault admire; : Who taught those orbs to move. Who lit their ceaseless fire; Who guides the moon to run In silence through the skies, Who bids that dawning sun In strength and beauty rise . And sec where the mountains rise, " Where thundering torrents foam, There veiled in lowering skies, The eagle makes her home . Where savage nature dwells, ' uur GoITis present too; Through all his wildest dells, -His footsteps we pursue. Look on that world of waves, Where finny nations glide. Within whose deep, dark caves The Ocean monsters hide, His power is sovereign there, To raise lo quell the stom; The depths his founty share, Where sport the scaly swarm. No human thoughts can soar. Beyond his boundless might, He swells the thunder roar, I le spreads the wing of night, Oh' praise his work divine, Bow down thy soul in prayer; Nor ask for other signs, That God i everywhere. O. F. Rohrer. THE Glltr OETO-VA1'. If there is anything we know less about than we think we do it ia tho girl; and of this the gill is glad, for there is not hing she hates to be known about her so bad as the truth. We have been acquainted with her for a lons time amJ watcte1 J,er Pranks from afar, seen her cut the "piugeon. wing" and knock the "back 8tep"in the back yard when she thought she bad no spectator, but still wo don't know her. From the time she ia big enough to swing on the gate and tie a ribbon iti a double bow-knot she begins to locate a sweetheart, and she keeps this up un til he is located in the back yard dis-. sectinj: stovewood. She may Le a little dull on mathe- in a tics but invariably solves the prob lem of putting a No. 5 foot into a No. 3 shoe. She will wear out two old dresses running around to find out how to make a new one in the latest style. She will walk three blocks out of the way to get a peep at her beau, and then pas3 by without looking at him. She will attend church, listen with absorded interest to eloquent and pa thetic sermons, then return home, and expatiate on the horrible fit of Miss Snow's new basque. Ther will ?m to the table nn-1 inin I - D I OVCr delicacies with the lUOSt fastidi- I. , t-t i-.i 003 taste men sup uhck 10 me Kiicnen caitvt vcv n tun jrwvaw She will wear out her best pair of shoes dancing all day, and attend a ball at night and complain of being out of practice. She will lie the most devout creature I 1:1L" U11U giuuuu iuki Salli Grimes walks on. She will be industrious and econom ical for a month and spend her savings for a red ribbon. She will slouch around the house" for a week, making preparations to look neat on Sunday . She A-ill flirt with all the best young men in the neighborhood and finally marry some knotty-headed Jim Crow. trtnklug at the night Viae. A ministers seven-year-old son ono day, after service was over and the family had returned from meeting, said: "Papa, do vou ever look at me while you are preaching!" The father thinking he was a little hurt by the supposed neglect, said: Certainly my son, I often look .at ydti and think of you when I am j preaching." "But to-day you did not notice mie atalL" "Yes, I did, my son, several tiu'es," Slid the i it!n". "Well, d . you s i mo wtuk at you two or threo tiuis!M No, my son. Wli.t you wink at mo for when I was .-m-'hi"'(" "I winked sit o pi :i, to X you ti slop; you wen; splm.i: g i; out loo I lon2." Religion is not a p.it of hv;u-iutii t be set in a parlor window for imPHers- by to look at, and to be examined only bv ourselves when c but it i8 to bo a perfume fiHin" all the I room of the heart. i One of the Pauners-Pension Ant I ft o (taking iapers from clerk): "Did this i .1 . .1 . i ri-.i-. Iuiuu lu&e part, in 1110 wan . vwcik; "Tea, sir." Agent: "What partr Clej-k: ((111 1.. 1 1 1 a ail,,eTOttlu " r no was a m.