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VOL. 1. THE TRINITY JOURNAL I( PUR 1.1 8 II E 1) EVERY S ATI' III) A V .M II H N 1 N 0, BY CURTIS & GORDON, E. J. CURTIS, D. E. GORDON, EDITORS AND PROPRIETORS. Terms. —The Joirnai. will lie furnished to sub scribers at the following rates : For one year $8 00 “ Bix mouths 5 00 Advertisements conspicuously inserted on the following terms: One square, first insertion 00 For each subsequent insertion 2 00 A square consists of Ten liues, or less. A reasonable reduction from the above rates will be made to yearly advertisers. Book and Job Printing. We have connected with the Jm iinai., a full and complete Job Office, where every description of work will be executed neatly and promptly. OFFICIAL DIRECTORY. Executive Department. Officers. Offices. J. Needy Johnson,... .Governor. It. M. Anderson, Lieut. Governor. David F. Dol'd.ass,. .. Secretary of State. •Henry Bates Treasurer of State. Geo. W. Whitman, Comptroller of State. W. S. Waij.we, Attorney General. John 11. Brewster,. . . .Surveyor General. James Aujen, State Printer. E. Wii.son, i E- S. McKenzie, State Prison Directors. Ai.ex. Bell, ) | Judicial-)'. 6 JUSTICES OF SI l-RKME COCUT. ■Icon C. Mcruay Chief Justice. %tl«mou Heydc-nfelt... Associate Justice. <). C. Terry, “ “ DISTRICT JI IUIES. District—8th... J. M. Peters. 9th.. . . Win. P. Daingerfield. “ loth J. S. l’itzer. I'rinily C'o. Official Dirit-lory. CountjtJudge It. T. Miller. CoiiniyXClerk II. J. Seaman. Deputy Co. Clerk, ltohert G. Stuart II. .1. llowe. Sheritf Edward Neblett. Cofouer A. Shepard. Treasurer C. F. Lynn. Assessor II. W. Potter. Surveyor II. L. \\ heeler- BOARD OF SUPERVISORS. District No. 1 A Munroe. “ “ 2 M. ltucli. “ “ -5 S. Bailey. The Hoard of Supervisors meet the 1st Monday iu February, May, August and November, DISTRICT COURT—lorn District. Composed of the Counties of Trinity and llum xddt. Terms —In the County of Trinity, on the ltd louday in February, May, August and Novcm er,- in the County of Humboldt, the first Mon ay in January, April, July and October. COUNTY COURT. Terms—1st Monday in January, March, May. uly, September, and November. COURT OF SESSIONS Terms —1st Monday in February, April, June, uguft, October and December. PROBATE COURT. Teiisis.— 4th Monday of eaeli month. J. B. GORDON, M. D, All. GORDON will continue to practice Modi *cine and Surgery. Calls from a distance must accompanied l*y the Fee to insure his attention. ■V'eaver, June 28, 1856. 23-tf. 0. H. P. N0RCR0SS, STICK OF T11E PEACE, am. NOTARY PUBLIC, iffice, on Court House llill. uly 19, 1856. 26-tf. H. J. HOWE, rORNEY AT LAW, and DISTRICT ATTORNEY, (lice in the Adobe Building, Court street, dy 19, 1856. 26-tf. JNO. C. BURCH, ATTORNEY AT LAW, ticc corner of Court and Taylor streets, ly 19, 1856. 26-tf. D. W. POTTER, A ORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW ice on Court street, near the Court House, ly, 19, 1856. 26-tf. C. E. WILLIAMS, A 1RNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW. ee on Court street, near the Court House, y 19, 1856. 26-tf. WM. F. VAUGHAN, A1 >RNEY AT LAW, and JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, with Williams & Potter, Court House Hill. 19, 1856. 26-tf. ITY DRUG STORK. BARRY & CO., Wl LESALE AND RETAIL DRUGGISTS, Ji Test Side Main Street, Wcaverville. 19, 1856, 26-tf. W1I aEENHOOD & NEWBAUER, WUl BSALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN Segars and Tobacco. but the choicest article offered in this mark and I Main street, (between the St. Charles * • ’/cadence Hotels,) Weavcrvillo. H1G1U,,, m0B 1>Alu R)ll uold DUST. 1866. 26-tf. II A U I) VV A X* Ai on ana Steel. w.w. TINnin ( 0 W E8T 1>[ / . . MA,K ST - hext noon to mink it’s uotei. \V h ? now recuivl «g and will keep always oi the has, °* ii « dw “ e > ° "0»SE NAILS, cum, y*/..LYK t sf’ Miei.’,, LOCKS. Jit ITS, s l ,lu hlS ' LATCHES, .C1AN. Iiun'n',-, FILLS, KELLS, SHARKS, UHLXns ro V A 1VK LOO (UlUXS, llM. TEt - n m> T * A ,r> THAOS “ n ,,,, BMLUiii WIRE, SLUICE Fork; „„„„ HAY FORKS, i ‘ A,S ' BORAX QUICKSILVER, Wl\nnwr>r nm CAiA’Ts,oii%^TZ^if furnished with the hesUn clc of 1.. and Steel of every size, for cash onl, Wcatci April 12. 1856, ' Ji ‘ N ‘ N1 * N * c °- WEAVERVILLE, TRINITY COUNTY, CAL, SATURDAY MORNING, AUGUST 23, Mi. I hoar below on the pavement The falling of passing feet. Amt a ray from a stranger's lantern Comes up from the lonely street, Anil moves like a ghost thro' my chamber, .So silently and so fleet. It is gone, and 1 am sitting Alone in my darkened room ; And a gleam flits through my spirit, Then leaves it in grief and gloom ; Tor 1 think ot my boyhood’s darling, And then of her marble tomb. a. r. i„ l’arin, the •• pote" of tin- Hull'alo Hyub/ic, salutes the heir apparent (which means, we suppose, only apparently the heir) of the French throne, w ith the following sinister verses : “ Hut wate. \ ou keep a pntiii ()n airs, ami himehy some of the Frenehm'll <let mad, and not be afrade of the lno.OOO 11 ay nuts which is raised to protect you, and Sum will bild barryhades and ravenous Femailes and starvin men’ll tare down the Iron ralin around your bonrdin-house (the Toulcrvs) JlMfl shrink !>»• •• • «•••! - 41 Will »s H I were myself ugain.' —Sir Waller * «. ‘ I resign my soul to (!o<l, and my daughter to my country.' Thomas Jifferson. ' It is Well.’— Washington. ‘ Independence forever.’- Adams. ‘This is the lust of enrth.’— J. (>. Adams. ‘ I wish you to understand the true principles of government. 1 wish them carried out. 1 ask no thing more.’— Harrison. • I have endeavored to do lity duty. Taylor. • There is not n drop of blood on nty hands.’— Frederick F. of Denmark. ‘ You spoke of refreshment, my Amelia ; take my last notes ; sit down to my piano here, sing them with the hymn of your sainted mother ; let me hear once more those notes which have so long been my solacemeilt and delight.' Sloxart. • A dying mail can do nothing easy.' Franklin. ‘ Let not poor Nelly starve.- Charles II. • Let me die to the sounds of delicious music. Mirabtau. • I expected this, but not so soon —C. (J. Atherton. ‘ 1 still live.’— Daniel Webster. The patriot sleeps in the Intel of his choice, In the rolic of a marlyr all gory, A ml heeds not I lie tones oft he mild waking voice That cover his ashes w ith glory. What recks he of riches, what tares he for fame, Or a world decked in grandeur and beauty '! If the marble shall speak that re lords his proud name, “ lie fell at his post doing duty P The pilot that stood at the helm of our bark, Unmoved by the tempests commotion, Was swept from her deck, in the storm, and the dark, And sank in the depths of the ocean, llut little lie’ll grieve for the life it has cost, If our banner shall still Heat in beauty And emblaze on its folds, id' the pilot we list, “ lie died at his post doing duty 1” The warrior chieftain has sunk to his rest, The sod of Lone Mountain his pillow, l’or his bed, California has openeil her breast, llis dirge, the Pacific's sad billow ! As long as the ocean wave weeps on our shore, And our valleys bloom out in their beauty, So long will our country her hero deplore, Who fell at his post doing duty ! The annexed little song, by the Herman l h land, is as delicate with love sentiment as well could be. The most modest and gentle daughter of live could not tell her love more naively : 1 always go in tin: evening hour To walk along the mead ; And she comes nut of her garden bower ; It stands in the way. indeed. We have arranged a plan— ’Twas quite in the way of the world it ran. Hut how it happens that we kiss, I really do not know ; 1 ask her not she says not " I cs,” Nor says she ever •• No Hut when our lips together meet, We hinder not —’tis very sweet. The breezes do the rosebnb w oo. And ask not “ Lov'st me, say'!” The rosebud cools itselt w ith dew, And says not “ Hive me, pray So 1 love her, and she loves me. ■ Yet say we neither, " 1 love thee I It is hardly possible, however, that the peculiar characteristics of this touching little song would he fully appreciated by the very handsome young bride, wlm on being asked by one ol her brides maids when observed in deep rcllection on hci wedding day, what was the subject of her medi tations, replied, “l was thinking which one o! my old beaus I should marry in case 1 should be come a widow.” , Dl'lV OTED TO THE INTERESTS OF TRINITY COUNTY. Night. Portentious ,, Pome” and Prophecy. He Died at his Post doing Duty. BY CAViO.V, “Strike the Harp Gently.'' \\ c have received a message, dictated by the late Miriam (Joodeuow Robb, a few days before the gates of Paradise were fitted up at the coming of one of the fairest and pur est of those whom Rod created only a little lower than the angels, ller request was that (Jen. Allen and the editor of this paper would not forget that she had lived— that they would collect and send to her little daughter “ Ella,” the articles written about herself—that when Ella shall have learned to read, she may honor the name of her lost mother, and be taught that this world is not so very dreary ; because in this far-olf sun set land, among the nodding firs, and bleak and silent crags of California, many a heart calloused with the curse of gold, welled up like a fountain in the desert, w hen the sweet voice of her mother bade the bearded miner “Strike the Harp (Jently.” Strange it is, when the Angel of Death is sent to execute the decree of “dust to dust,” that the young and beautiful perish, vhile the old and the deformed and the hea y laden are left to toil with their heavy mrdens ! Hut so it is ; the archer sends his lmft at the soaring eagle rather than at the tart ridge cowering under the hedge ; and vlien the lightning crowns the mountain’s >row with lire, the ignobler trees escape its cngeance, but the lofty pine that lifts its cad heavenward and nods to its Creator, is •lasted, and its branches withered, leaving •nly the rived trunk swaying to and fro, riling on the overhanging dome, in char cters invisible to mortal eye, “Thy will be one ! And when the “demons down lin er the sea” come up and war among the •'lives, the worthless hulk is thrown upon he beach, but the noble ship goes down full f life and majesty. And when the flower girl goes forth to atlier the first-born of the spring-time, the bending with the purest distillations of ght, is gathered first. lost thee, sweet singer! Rest thee he alth the green prairies of Illinois ; and ev ry evening, when the chaste sunlight draws s last magic circle round thy sleeping-plan*, till honored by the tears and memory of the • \ ed and lost, “Stiukk the 11 w:e (1 1 vn.v !” \ mi the little Ei.i v! In after years, when In' glow of womanhood has mantled her heck when the stranger’s kiss, pressed on cr infant brow, shall have grown cold— hen the chaste summer wind sweeps up oiu Lake Michigan and plays among the ranches of the’locust and the willow in Jod’s Acre —when 'lie young lambs are playing in the meadows, The young birds are eliirping in the nest ; file young fawns are playing with the shadows, And the young (lowers are blow ing towards the west— et Ella, kneeling by the honored grave of genius, whisper to the ever-watching angel, “ Mother, Strike the Harp (Jently for me 1” Sierra ( 'ilizcn. Extract* from Blithedale Romance. Kvery true woman’s heart will say “ Well said !” to the following speech of llollings worth, iu reply to Zenobiu, who charges him with despising woman s “’Despise lierV No!’ cried Hollings worth, lifting his great shaggy head, and shaking it at ns, while his eyes glowed al most fiercely. ‘ She is the most admirable handiwork of Hod, in her true character.— Her place is at man’s side. Her ofliee, that of the sympathizer ; the unreserved, unques tioning believer ; the recognition withheld in every other manner, but given iu pity through woman’s heart, lest man should ut terly looso faith in himself—the echo of Hod’s own pronouncing “ it is well done.” All the separate action of woman is as ever has been, and always will tie false, foolish, vain, destructiveof her own best and holiest qualities, void of every good effect—and productive of intolerable mischiefs! Man is a wretch without women ; Imt woman is a monster—thank Heaven, an almost im possible and hitherto imaginary monster— without mau as her acknowledged principal! Ns true us 1 had once a mother whom 1 loved, were there any possible prospect of woman’s taking the social stand which some of them—poor, miserable, abortive crea tures, who only dream of such things be cause they have missed woman's peculiar happiness, or because nature made them nei ther man nor woman !—if there were a chance of their attainingihe end which these petticoated monstrosities have in view, l would cull upon my own sec louse its physical force, that unmistakable evidence of superiori ty, to scourge them back within their proper bounds! ltut at will not be needful. The heart of true womanhood knows where its ow n sphere is, anti never seeks to stray' be yond it 1’” Judge Kki.i.oog, a venerable citizen of -Michigan, arrived in Washington recently. It Was his lir.it visit to the Federal Capital, uud when the cars stopped lie was a little uncertain where he was ; but as he noticed that aV the passengers were leaving the cars he followed suit. As he entered the main hall of Hie depot, he saw a man engaged in caning another ferociously, all over the room. “ Win n 1 saw that,” soys the Judge “ / knew l was in Washington immediately.” Shocktxo.i-Mrs. l’artiugton reading an account of a railroad accident, was much surprised to learn that the locomotive had been driven oft the track by one of the switches. “She shouldn’t have thought, saiJ she, “ that tie great iron engine would mind such a little thing as a switch. “ Yes, but you must remember, mamma,” -aid Ike, the locomotive has a tender behind .” “ oh, that indeed," replied the old lady, resuming her paper, “ well, you need not talk about it, ropon. ; The Fate of the Steamer Pacific. How soon tlio whirl of business avoca tions that pre-occupation of miml which Prov idence has kindly intended should be the pan acea for all griefs, make us forget startling occurrences and great calamities ! It is now si.\ months since the steamship Pacific left Liverpool, and of her subsequent fate we shall know nothing until the sea yields up its secrets. A little while ago thequery on ev ery lip was, “what has become of the Pa cific?” The New ark Mercury w ell and tru ly remarks that the heart of the entire na tion throbbed with intense anxiety during all the weary days when the missing steam er was expected but did not come—and we were loth to surrender the hope that she would yet drop her anchor in our familiar waters Hut months have slipped away, and still the steamer is not here, and the world has forgotten that it ever watched for her coming with straining eyes. So brief are all popular excitements ; so soon are all great events and all alarms forgotten by the world. To-day we may stand on tip-toe w ith some strange excitement our hearts may beat with the most painful apprehen sions—-tears may press their way from every eye, and drops of agony from every brow but tomorrow flings a pall over all, and we go upon our way seeking some new adven ture ] repared for some fresh alarm. Yet there are some who still think of the mis sing steamer, and of those she bore with her along the pathway ol the seas. In our ac quaintance there is one circle at least where despair has folded its raven wing over the place where one who sailed in the Pacific was wont to sit when ‘ at home.” In l/hit home, the memory of those bitter days of doubt and uncertainty, and tin- conviction which came at last that the wandering bark with its precious freight must have gone down to the fellowship of eartlfs stranded navies, will always remain as vividly and freshly as in the beginning. And Thought, like the dove from the ark, will often soar over the great waters where the Pacific wan dered, seeking to gather from the wave some twig that shall tell of the place where she went down to her slumber on the sands.- Ah, what a revelation will that lie, when the occult shall give up its secrets, and the accumulations ol ages shall lie exposed to the day ! As the Ilufl'ulo /.'.ip/r.v.v beauti fully remarks, the pathways traced by the keels of commerce, lead over the tombs of untold wrecks, and the shadows of the liv ing fall upon the dead, without heed from the quick above or the forgotten ones be neath. And ever and anon—in the bright sunshine or the dark night, w ith gentle trade w inds fanning the lazy sails, or thundering tempests splintering the huge spars and hurl ing the great irons as toys in their wrath ever ami anon another of the voyagers goes down to join the great armada there, below, and w hile weary ones on shore grow sick with hoping for her return, lies with her com rades of past ages, awaiting the final hour. And what a thought it is, that here in the beaten track of daily intercourse between two continents, no less than in the frozen seas, where man’s voice is rarely heard, and the best efforts of man’s skill have been bat tled, and the strong barques he built, surren dered to the mercies of the wild storm and the cruel iceberg ; no less than in the bays of tropic lands, where overarching palms make dusk the silent anchorage, the golden iriiits sway in the evening breeze ; no less than in the rock-bound fastnesses of the southern capes, and the emerald harbors of the coral isles, where silence and solitude, tw in consorts, reign evermore supreme the solemn navy of the dead has squadrons ly ing moored iu the grave, all tranquil now, but some day to be mustered, and called to quarters and inspected. Si'C.vk K ixiu.y to Tin Motiikii.— Voting man speak kindly to your mother, and cour teously, tenderly, of her. Hut a little time and you shall see her no more forever. Her eye is dim and her form is bent, and her shadow falls toward the grave. Others may love you fondly ; but never again while time is yours, shall any one’s love be to you as that of your old, trembling, weakened mother has been. Through helpless infancy her throbing breast was your safe protection and support; iu way vv aril, testy, boyhood, she bore patient ly with thoughtless rudeness ; she nursed you safely through a legion of ills und mala dies. Her hand bathed your burning brow, or moistened your purched lips ; her eye lighted up the darkness id' nightly vigils, wutehing sleepless by your side us none but her could watch. Oh, speak not her name lightly, for you cannot live so many years us would suf fice to thank her fully. Through reckless and impatient youth, she is your counsellor and solace. Through manhood she guides your steps to improvement ; nor even then forsake or forget. Speak gently then, and reverently, of your mother; and when you, too shall be old, it shall in some degree, lighten the re morse w hich shall be yours for other sins, to know that never wantonly have you out raged the respect due to your uged mother. The above inculcates one of the highest and holiest duties of nature. Indeed, it would seem to lie ut the foundation of all virtue and happiness. ItEADKit, did you know tiiat every column of a newspaper contained from ten to twenty thousand distinct pieces of metal, the mis placing of any oue of w hich would cause a blunder, or typographical error ? W ith this curious fact before you, do you not wonder at the general accuracy of newspapers? Knowing this to be the fact, you will be more disposed to excuso than magnify errors of the j>rtss. Distressing Affair. The editor of the Milwuukie II writes from New York the following ac count of a receut ease of flagrant immorali ty, which has east a deeper gloom than the shadow of death upon a respected family, and dishonored a wide circle of fashionable life in that city : “ Fashionable society is just now pro foundly stirred by an elopement—in so called high life. It is the talk of even this great city, for the circumstances are most extraordinary and distressing. As the af fair has got into the prints, a few words a ill not lie amiss. The hero is Maj. Kear ney, who lost his right arm in the Mexican war. He is a married man, and the father i f a family, but is separated from his wife on account of the brutality of his temper.— She lives in Washington. Major Kearney is a man of large property—rated from $1100.000 to $400,000, and on account ot his large means and his rank in the army continued to lie received in the best society. Some three years ago in Paris he met Miss Maxwell, then only sixteen years of age, a daughter of Hugh Maxwell, collector of the port of New York, and know n us an emiuent lawyer and one of the most esteemed citizens of New York, lie there commerced his at tentions, and after her return to N Y per sisted in them, notwithstanding his obliga tions as a married man. IIis great wealth allowed him to be pertinicious, and he has finally so corrupted this young girl after three years of pursuit that a few days since they sailed for Europe. She is about nineteen, very pretty, and sings like a syren, lie is lo, as our informant remarked “ ugly as sin,” and brutal in his temper. Yet this girl, so highly bred and related, bus aban doned parents, wealth, friends, home, and all, to follow this man as his leman. Il is one of the most distressing cases that ever occurred in this country. It has created a startling sensation. The truth is, the admi ration for money has become so excessive that its mere possession has allowed men | who arc pirates in heart to be kindly re ceived, and in religious families. This sad case has made even fashionable people think, and perhaps they may demand char acter as well as wealth as a passport to the sanctities of their domestic privacy. If so good will some out of this evil. Putnam as a Spy. Among tl.c officers ol the Revolutionary army, none, probably, possessed more orig iutility Until General I’utnum, who was ec centric and tearless, hlnnt in his manners, the daring soldier, without the polish of the gentleman, lie might well lie called the .Marion ol the North, though he disliked dis guise, prolmhly from the fact of his lisping, which was very apt to overthrow any trick ery which he might have in view. At this time a stronghold called Horse neck, some miles from New York, was in the hands of the Itritish. i’utnum, with a few sturdy patriots, was lurking in the vi cinity, licnt on driving them from the place. Tired of lurking in ambush, the men begun to be impatient, and importuned the Gen. with a question as to when they were going to have about with the foe. One morning he made a speech something to the following effect, which convinced them there was something in the wind : “ Fellows, you have been idle too long, and so have 1 I’m going to Hush’s, at llorsencck, in an hour, with an ox team and a bag of corn. If I come back I will let you know the particulars ; if I should not, let them have it, by hookey.” lie shortly afterwards mounted his ox cart, dressed as one of the commonest order ot ankee farmers, and was soon at Hush’s tavern, which was in possession of the Itrit ish troops. No sooner did the officers espy him then they begun to question him as to his whereabouts, and finding him a complete simpleton, as they thought, they began to quiz him, and threatened to seize the corn and fodder. How much do you ask for your whole concern ?” asked they. *" “ For mercy’s sake, gentlemen,” replied the mock clodhopper, with the most deplo rable look of entreaty, " only let me off, and you shall have my hull team und load for nothing ; und if that won’t dew, I'll give you my word I'll return to-morrow, and pay you heartily for your kindness und con descension.” “ Well,” said they, 11 we’ll take you at your word. Leave tlm team and provender with us, and we won’t require bail for your appearance. l’utnam gave up the team, and sauntered about for an hour or so, gaining all the in formation lie wished, lie then returned to his men and told them of the foe, und his plan of attack. The morning came, and with it sallied out the gallant band. The Hritish were hand led with rough hands ; and when they sur rendered to Oeu. l’utnam, the clodhopper, he sarcasticly remarked : “Gentlemen, 1 have kept my word. 1 told you I would call and pay you for your kindness und condescension.” ,\ Mistake Gentleman (who is thinking of building, and who consequently looks on every house in a brick and mortar point of view.) Hy the way, Mrs. Frizzle, is yours only a twenty-live foot front? I.ndy— Really, sir such a question :— (aside) I low on earth did he discover I wore one ? A I.IBEI.1.ER of the fair sex says the women are all alike. “ When they are maids they’re uuldasmilk ; once make them wives, und they lean their backs against their mar riage certificate aqq lief}' j'Oli. 1 ’ War with the United States. The Liverpool Xarthern Times, of June -3d, has the following sensible remarks on the subject of a war with the United States : “Those who tulk of war with the United States seem to forget altogether the magni tude of the conflict in which they would in volve us. \\ e have all witnessed the gigan tic means we required to enable us to invade the Crimea, one of the most isolated portion* of the Kussinu territory, and what would a similar force amount to on the North Amer ican Continent ? What would an army of 250,000 men be in a struggle against the States, with their railways, navigable rivers, steamboats, and all their appliances for the rapid concentration of numbers ? In Amer ica we have a people full of energy and re sources, equal to ourselves in valor, and in domitable perseverance. As a maratime Power, the States are a* much to be dreaded as France or Russia.-— They have already seventy-live men of war— eleven ships of the line, thirteen frigates and nineteen sloops,carrying 201*2 gnus. Their land forces are, however, far more formida ble than those of any country in Kurope.— Their regular, or federal army, does not a mount probably to more than 20,000 men, but they have, exclusively of the States of New Mexico, Oregon, Washington, Kansas, Nebraska and Iowa, no less than 2,407,826 truined men on their militia roll This de teusivo force is ready for the field at any moment, and with the vast means of tran sit, both by sea and land, they have at their disposal, they have little to fear from the combined strength of Kurope. New York has 205,553 rifles for its defence, Massachu setts 142,200, and the incipient California 208,046. There is no room for doubting the efficiency and general character of these largo bodies of men, and we should look well to what we are about before we sutler ourselves to be involved in a struggle with such a Pow er. It is rather a serious matter to think of engaging in a contest with a people who cannot have less than 3,0(10,000 of bayo nets to cull to their aid. Sending puny ar maments against such a nation, would bo exposing them to slaughter and defeat ;nml can it be possible that Parliament would en courage any Ministry in a course which would leave us open to the chance of being called upon to make the sacrifices required to carry on a war on the largest scale ever know n V i » »- ■ ■ . Hoot's.--" Solitary and alone" among the press, stands the Providence Journal in defence ot hoops : “ We think the hoops which the ludiei, in the exercise of their undoubted sovereign ty, have added to their dresses, have been the subject of unnecessary complaint. As the matter has been explained to us, we un derstand that the hoops take the place of from five to fifteen skirts or petticoats, tho weight and cncnnibrrnoe of which are alike unhealthy and uncomfortable, 'flic hoop is light and graceful, and although there is no need of making it big enough to go round a country lawyer’s ollice, as the amusing cor respondent ol the Pawtucket ('Anmule would say, still pretty formidable dimensions may be endured ; and, since the ladies are sure to have their own way, wc may say, must be endured. A Gknti.kman was once dining with a friend, when a most dreadful storm arose.— In hopes of abatement, the entertainment was prolonged to tho latest possible hour ; but at length it was over, and the storm showed no signs of ceasing, but on the con trary, grew worse and worse. The host in sisted upon his guest’s acceptance of a lodg ing for the night, in view of the impossibili ty of reaching his home. The guest com plied, but in a few moments was missed from the parlor. In half uu hour he reuppeared, drenched with rain. “ Where, in heaven’* iuiiiic, have you been asked the host, viewing the singular object, which looked like a dog about the paws, and a weeping willow about the head. “ I ?” said lie, qui etly shaking olf the water, "I have been home to tell my wife that, as it was such a bud night, I should not return.” “ Mink Got VoT a BbopU! !" Mr. Du bois, the new Dutch Ambassador,came over in the steamer with Mr. IJuehaimn, and wan eating his first breakfast at Washington at Willard’s Hotel, at the time the California Congressman had shot Keating the head waiter. IDs Dutch K.xcellency had heard that the “ Vanins" were very "strango bcoplcs,” and during the murderous affray he looked quietly on without leaving his seat. After the scene, and when the floor of the room was covered with broken plates, de molished chairs, human blood, the dead and lhe wounded, the newly arrived ambassador leliberately arose, reviewed tho surround ngs, and slowly walked out of the room audi bly repeating “Mine Cot rot a beoples! If they vill kill u man before breakfast, vot vout they do before dinner A Coubaokols Lady.—The Richmond WAig says a lady went to the office of a dentist in that city, recently, and had eight teeth extracted. It appears that the dentist refused to administer chloroform unless a physician wus present, and the lady engaged one for that purpose, lie failed to attend, however, and after waiting some time she submitted to the operation without the use of the the antesthic. There are few men w ho can boast of courage like that. Bo ! A young gentlemen the otl-.. , szsjfl rtit ■ , ” 1 w iicud* togulhoi-- 1 - - to P ut our , _ would give you definite uuswer.’’ NO. 31.