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CIRCULATION STATEMENT.
Average ' Daily and Sunday for
seven months ending July 31,
1901 1831
Average Dally and Sunday for
month of July, 1904 2073
Month of July.
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The above la a correct statement
of the circulation of the Cairo Bulletin
daily and Sunday, on the dates stat
ed, month of July, 1904.
A. J. BENEDIC.
Circulation Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this first day of August, 1904.
Seal. E. L. GILBERT.
Notary Public.
DEMOCRATIC TICKET.
For President
ALTON B. PARKER
" , , of New York.
For Vice President
HENRY G. DAVIS
of West Virginia
Wyoming, It seems, has also con
tracted the lynching habit.
Gen. Kuroki and Gen. Oku seem to
be first-rate wedge drivers.
The Hon. Tom Iwson of Boston
seems to be a pretty live wire.
General Stoessel Is almost as good
a swearer as Admiral Bob Evans.'
Liao-Yang seems to stand quit as
good a chance to fall as Port Arthur.
From the way he retreats Admiral
Alexieff would be an ideal base run
ner. The casually lit at Port Arthur
will soon be as large as that of a foot
ball season.
"It is suspected that Aunt. Carrie Na
tion is preparing to slip up on Bishop
Potter's saloon.
The Atlanta Constitution fays the
United States wants uo Castro in the
presidential chair.
Perhaps the Hon. Joseph Babcock
Is not so bardly frightened as he Is
anxious to frighten Wall street.
Gov. La Follettt may be called
crank
but he s-ems to have ,,me
pretty clear headed business id,as.
That World's fair balloon rare for
the Washington monument seems to
have been a rsce for the Golden Gale.
The Faducah ball team Is a very for
midable aggregation when it is bol
stered up by a few American league
pitchers.
William Cowies, who is deaf and
dumb, has announced himeeif a candl
date for the nomination for mayor of
Minneapolis. He probably conteuip
late a friill hunt.
The Wraiirgjam. Ala., sug
jtesth that perhaps tb r-.'ason' Iln.
Frank James will tnpport the Uepub
Lcan ticket Ij that h ? feels a ccnti
mcnfal attachment for the way the
tariff works.
Mortrpathia
new diFta'e
tm;ehi!isfs are
tail to can - a i.
cerebral's is a
to which- ao
suhject. It Is
--at da! cf ca ta
If It la a exhausting ns pronouncing
Ita name It must be very fatal.
It looks now like Gen Kuropatkln
will dictate terms of peace In the
Toklo Jail.
The gag rule attempted at Jones
horo yesterday was promptly and
effectually gagged.
The Chefoo .and Sliang Hal liars
will now probably open up a branch
offico in Liao Yang.
The Hon. Dietrich, of Union county
doesn't seem to be a very successful
political highwayman.
Heavy frosts are predicted for Mis
souri the latter part of the week. Sen
ator Fairbanks opens his Mhuourl
campaign next Friday.
The campaign against Llao Yang
is now about a week old and up to
date six decisive battles have - been
fought which havn't decided anything.
It looks rather suspicious that Dnv-
d n. Hill's resolution to retire goes
Into eff H-t on Jan. 1. A great many
resolutions which go Into effect on
that day are soon tabled.
The Democratic senatorial conven
tion at Jonesboro yesterday seems
to have been a wild and woolly affair.
It demonstrated one thing, however,
that Illinois Democrats have their
lighting blood up this year.
An Iowa banker got 18 months Im
prisonment for stealing $54,0110 from
his bank. If he had been some ob
scure person without money or in
flueutiai friends he would have gotten
18 years. Thus is the majesty of the
law upheld.
There will be oceans of sympathy
for the little Chicago girl who ran
away from home rather than be com
pelted to pound the piano several
hburs a day. Chicago Tribune.
BARGAIN WITH THE" TRUSTS.
On good authority it Is stated that
William D. Rockeferrei is down for
a million dollar subscription to the
Republican campaign fund on behalf
of the Standard Oil and other trusts.
Pierpont Morgan Individually is, on
the same authority, pledged for a
quarter of a million, the Steel Trust
Is down for three quarters of a mil
lion, the Sugar Trust for a similar
sum. the Tobacco Trust for a half
million, the Paper Trust for a quar
ter million, the Coal Trust and the
Pennsylvania Hallway for a half mil
lion, and various other well known
interests and monopolies associated
with Wall street for large sums.
The total campaign contribution to
be raised from these sources is re
liably put at ten millions. It will be
the largest amount of money ever put
Into a political campaign. It fairly
doubles the last Republican campaign
fund.
It means the trial of Uie power of
the dollar as against the power of the
people. It means that the old Repub
lican bargain with the tariff monop
olies is to be reproduced on a larger
scale with the trusts of today.
A campaign fund of ten million
dollars from the trusts mean that
the enemies of the masses are wil
ling to pay for immunity. It illus
trates the profit In the proteetjon
which is the robbery of the many
for the benefit of the few. It is a
form' of absolute insurance aeainsf
disturbance of the Dingley schedule
through which the trusts have enrich
ed themselves, and against the rigid
enforcement of the laws of the land
as they apply to monopoly and Illegal
combinations.
Such a campaign fund shows that
the trusts are not afraid of prosecu
tion at the hands of Mr. Roosevelt.
He gave earnest of his amicability
toward these powers when he con
sented to the removal of Attorney
General Knox from his position of
menace to a Pennsylvania senatorship
The man who had prosecuted the
Northern Securities case was an ob
stacle to a Roosevelt campalcn.
Following Knox's removal Pierpont
Morgan and numerous Wall stre-f
magnates and railroad financiers call
ed at the White House, several of
them lunching in turn with the Presi
dent. A peace was patched up which
literally passes understanding except
upon the tnoory or an agreement m
tween "the administratis and the
trusts by which Mr. Roosev.-d: was
to be aided in his presidential race
and the trust were to be let alone
in the evnt of his elc-ction.
Ten millions and more will go far.
With a machine prepared for its use
as in California. Delaware. Rhodf
Inland. Indiana. Illinois and Wlscoti-
i il will t.A rvrr "m-t l
T 7 "r" -T- x vV u
. V" .;:"ri 'indications
of the kind of a campaign which the
G. O. P. Is preparing to make. Ye,
the money will ko far. but not far
enough.
This big trust donation puts an
end to the fake of the Ronublican
nrs concerning Wall street's oppo
sition to Mr. Roosevelt. Th admin
Juration's defenders lied in the face
of the lode that Wall street coull
not rlesert its own inre's. that the
prlvilferd nKinopolies could not aan
d'n the friends of proteriirm. but if
nill require a crrtT tf-mrity than
I h" dffiiiders ()s.-e: ro ascrt now
that Wall t-treet is for Judg- Park"t.
Pot-eibly i wat Judg Tarker' dr.
rUratmn thai Ihe rommon law roiild
be and should he ctnuioyed to corre-'.
the objectionable fentrrres of monopo
lies that prompted Will street to such
nnusual fmeroity. A 'en million
campaign furd aeaint him demon
strates that the conititatiotial candi
date is profoundly tr 1 feared by th
vifda'ors of the lays of the land SL
THE CAIRO BULLETIN, WEDNESDAY MORNING, AUGUST 31, 1901 .
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POINTS ABOUT IxUI'Lc J
Tamago, the noted Italian tenor,
is in politics. He wants to go to pur
liament. '
Thomas II. Aldrieh plays in verse,
treating of biblical times, "The Tents
of Asstir." will be produced in Oeto.
her.
The late Prof. Karl Weigert of
Frankfort. Germany, lias an impor
tant place in the history and biologi
cal science, owing to his many dis
coveries in coloring.
Meyer Anselm Rothchild, founder
of the great house of that name, d'ied
in 1812. Today the thirty families of
Rothchilds are worth over $600,000,090
Ixird Haliburlon, who recenfly crit
ised Arnold Foster's army scheme,
is a eon of the famous Judge Hall
burton, who created "Sam Slick," and
the wooden nutmegs.
Prof. William H. Goodyear of Brook
lyn, has been made by unanimous vote
a 'Ptcniber of the Architect's society
in Rome in recognition of his dis
coveries in medieval architecture.
George H. Alien, a leading English
advocate of regetarianism, is plan
ning a stroll from Laud's End to John
O'Groat's, his ohject being to break
the record of twenty-four and one-
quarter days held by a meat eater.
Gov. Derrick of Ohio is accustom
ed to taking a snin in his automobile
every morning when in Cleveland.
A park policeman reported him as
having exceeded the speed limit and
Chief of Park Police Goldsall went to
see the governor about it. The latter
owned tip that he had been going at
a lively gait, whereupon the chief
said that a repetition of the offense
would mean arrest. "Thai's right,
Chief' said the governor, "always do
your duty. But if you put me in jail,
Joe, I'll pardon myself out."
VMVVVVVVWVVVNrVVW
35 YEARS AGO TODAY. j
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From The Bulletin of August 31, 1869.
General.
On the 17th day of Novemlier the
Sue Canal in its completed dimen
sions, its whole extent, and its entire
depth of eight metres, will be opened
for ail navigation.
The contribution, or .rather what
Is left of them, that were made in
the aid of the Fenian government and
the proceeds of sales of the bonds,
of the Irish republic, amounting to
tome $70,000. is now in the court
and is awaiting the action of the New
York legislature.
Local.
We learn by specitfl telegram t liar.
Carbondale has been selected as the
site for the Southern Illinois Normal
jjchool. The vote stood, Carbondale,
3; Tamaca, 2. The selection is a
wise one and we heartily congratulate
the Carlondalians on their success.
The assignment of teachers In th
public schools for the ensuing schol
astic year In as follows: Kleventh
street Primary. Miss Kelsey.
Thirteenth street ' Building Room
No. 1. Miss Delia Hawkins; No. 2.
Miss Maggie Aubrey; No. "', Miss
Alier Simonds; No. 4. Mis Mary
Hawkins; No. 5. Miss Mattie War
wick. Fourth Ward Building --High School
Joel G. Morgan, principal; Miss Hol
lowflt. assistant; No. 1, Miss Abide
Goos; No. 2. Mrs. Sage; No. Z, Mis
Hatch.
The schools w ill open next Monday,
September 01 h.
Of course it was some vinegar vis
aged old bachelor ho said thai all
women were dligibl for membership
In the painters' union.
Mi s Autumn At any rate, I was
never railed homely.
Mls Caustique You would have been
only your father is so rich.
Influential Citizen Can't you tettle
that political squabble by tendering
your good offices?
Campaign Manager Huh! It's my
gtsid offices lhy are rihttg o. r.
Teacher Where is the home .f -h
banana? can any one in the cl 1.
tell?
Tn.niy Tuektr (rai-itig
and rubl ing hi i j.tomr.rh
other) I know, ma'am!
fl-l.- livid
ilh t!.
Ilsrry, how dire you take my
hand!"
"Is it so serious an ff :u-e. Flora?
Remember. I have been coming m
p jrf),' fr two years anl this i
tie first time!"
"Two whole years and this is your
first ofTense? Harry, it I nr-piH-n
able!"
A imtv of Weil I'm fir '-ir.hi
Law jui ariiv d i.i SI. lui' fr :n
P.. a iiiiont, Tix.. after a l.'.ou n.il 'iy
age by water. They came on a f-'taiit
yacht all th? way. Tha Toyig-- l-m
on July 20. the party goire along the
Nechei rivf r. through Sabrne like and
Sabine pasr. and thence by way of
the gu!f of Msico and the chaia f
lai;e3 an.1 f ayeiu t.f the Mb tif-slppl
after which ih voyage was by tb big
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WILLIAM-F.
winum P stone. serRcani-at-arms
tion. Is one of the busiest m;'n in tho
the thousands of visitors at ' campaign
LOOKING FOR BRITISH COLLIER, j CAPTAIN AND CREW DROWNED.
Madrid, Aug. 30. The Hit - .-dan ax- j yy the Assoclalcd Prcs.
iliary cruiser Don, formerly the llpr-1 A'den, JVrabin. Aug. 30. A boat con
man steamship Fu?rst Bisntarck, !- t-tininf the caitain and sixteen of the
left Vigo without waiting for her bill mw from the. British m earner Haron
of health. Her command-.T wji in re- , i!:n(.rdalo ashore off Coast Arabia,
ceipt of a telogntm from the V-i'.m J c-apsizi :d and a! except a boy were
government which presumably order- ,jroWiH'.
ed him to resume search for BriihOi
colliers de-thiel for Jii.mn. LLS TW0 0THERS.
It is stated that ten other Russian
cruisers are engaged in this werk on
the coasts of Spain. Portugal. Franc.-;
and Africa. ,
KILLED SELF AND WIFE.
Henry Stuart Couldn't Stand For His
. Wife to Leave Him.
Uy the Associated Press.
Rock Island, III.. Aug. ;io. H wy
Stuart this afternoon shut and UHh'd
his wife and killed himself. The trag-
edy followed Stewart's fruitless plea.
to his wife to return to him, she ltav-
ing begun suit for divorce.
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FOR THE SCRAP BOOK.
A !OLIN!ST.
By Franci Wiil'.am iiour.'.illou.l
Tiu lirk above oer he-jd:: doili knuv.
A heaven ue se.i ntrt here li' i 'vv;
She see it. and for joy she siirn;
Then fail : v. ilh iricff.-t t ua! v it
Ah. i-oR'-iiig wt.l! faini not ln.r titv!
j8..i-I 1ii:imii i:!t:it,led l.'VT.l;!
higher.
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country.
It is Ms duty to receive
headuHariors.,,
Bv Associated Freaa
Jdlico: Tenn.. Aug. ;:o Because he
had bet it eject ?d ironi tneir waguu,
Flowy Hilton shot; and killel Will
and Flem Bray and dangerously
wounded their father.
A. BREWSTER NOMINATED
Sly the Associated Press.
O.-ikaloosa. Iowa. Aug.
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P.rowstcr was itomtnatt'd today by
the Democratic convention of tni
j sixth congressional uuirii.
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UNDERSTATE AUTHORITY,
War Department Says Militia In Camp
, With Regulars Are Not In
Federal Service.
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Bv the Associated Press i
Washington, Aim. .'!0.-r The wur de
partment, ruled today that militia,
when participating in .encampment
and maneuvers with regulars are not
In tho service, or the United States,
lu the meaning of. the militia act,
itnd that, dic'pline In mil a s to be en
forced through slate authoriy. ,
PEACE DELEGAT -ARRIVES.
tiy th Associated Press
Oy:l.er May. Ai.g. r.o liifnrmatlon
,vas received .today at tlie executive
offices hero tonight of the arrival in
New York .today of G. Frnneotte, del
egate to the peace conference to bo
held in September at. the St. Louis ex
po iliim. Ho is Mid to be the bearer
of cnidentlab from the king of Bel-glttr-
to Prol:lfU. Jtots-.-velt, request
ing tha latter to nse hla good offices
In tho res to ration of ponce between
Rus ia and Japan,
AT ST. PAUL.
By the Associated Press.
St. Paul, Aug. 30. "Ecstatic," an
eastern horse, won the.:13 pace,
$5,000 purse, at the state fair today.
and wus compelled to. lower the mile
pacing record of the track one-half
second.
The heat was fastest paced on the
western circuit this year. Best time,
2: or4.
The. 2:15 trot, purse. $1,000, was
won by Queer Knight in threa straight
heata. Time, 2:20.
DAVIS' SON HAS FEVER.
By the Associated Press.
lilktns, W. Vt., Aug. 0. John T.
Davis, only son of the Democratic
nominee, Henry G. PavK is a patient
in the hospital, critically ill with ty
phoid fever.
ILLINOIS WOMAN DROWNED.
By Hie Associated Pres.
Port Cockburn, Muskoka, Out., Aug
"11 Mrs. C. M. Dalley of Alton, III.,
was drowned while canueing here to
night. SAY IT IS NOT LEPROEY.
By the Associated Press.
Springfield, 111., Aug. 30. Experts
sent, to Peru, HI., investigate the
alleged case of leprosey thero report
the disease Is not leprosey.
M. J. MALLON NOMINATED.
I!y the Associated Press.
Des Moines, la., Aug. ;!(. M. J. Mai
Ion of Hampton was nominated for
congress by the Democrats of tho
third district In Waterloo today.
TECHNICAL PAPERS DISCUSSED.
By the Associated Press.
St. Louis. 'Aug. :0. The Interna
tional Dental Congress today discuss
ed technical papers.
LORD AND LADY MINTO.
Saulte Ste. Marie, Ontario, Aug. SO.
Iyird and Lady Minto arc guests
of the Canadian Son today and a big
crowd of citizens was out to receive
them.
Mdica! Plants.
writer In the American Journal of
Pharmacy declares thnt about threj
fourths cf ail th.o m' dlc.il plants n"d
in the phar.ncciu:if ia cither grow w.ld
or ate cultivated i t tuld crmntry. Of
tro rrmiKiiilng funr'h. he thinks that
I probably ouo-haif or-M Ve grown In
this ro'tntry. leaving but a compara
tively irr.al! ti'VTiler of plants that
could not bo ccouo.r-icil'y grown.
Ccst ef Torpedoes.
Since the war began In the Orient
end so much has b.wn printed shout
torpedoes, many people have r.sked In
amazement why tloso imrlcmcnt
tlnuid coht so much. A good torpedo
tnide to order comes as high as
$.",f)0i. Evca ready made torpedoes
are by ro means rh :ip. as they cost
$2,5k0 apiece at wholesale- rates.
Large Hands at a Premium.
At ihe famous Russian fair at Nljnl
Novgorod a curious method of selling
turquoise gems Is sometimes prac
ticed. On paymcr.t of a fitted sura a
person Is allowed to plunge his hand
Into a bag filled with the stones, and
becomes the possessor of as many as
be can clutch.
"Yti you Know where little boys that
pmoke eiLT.riits go?"
"Sitrc ; bae-k behind dad'? barn "
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IHOW THE TRAINS RUN
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TBAIN8 DEPART
1. O. From North.
No 201 2:00 a m
No I)....,.... 4:17 a w
No 'it 10.00 a ni
Noft 1:10 p m
NoJ8,-J. .. tOO p III
No 1..., .... 8:01) p 111
fNoaS..... .lO.-f-i p 111
(Kucept Suuiiay
I. 0. Uolug North.
No ! 12. W P m
Jso4.. l:i)A a 111
Nod 1:20 p 111
No S :ua p 111
1U. .ful m .11, u
No 114 2:20 a Ul
fN0 24.. .... 6:15 a m
tKifppt Sunday
I, O. From South
No 4-... ... 'i:o6 a ra
No 2:11 a ui
No 2 l:l'i p m
No 6 8:1-1 p 111
No 8 t:)0 p ra
No ll:x& a m
No 44 V:W p in
Padurah
t. 0. Going Houtk
No 1.... .... 6:20 p m
No 2U3 2:18 a Ul
No 3 8:40 a m
No 5 r.lW p m
No 3b 8:20 a m
No 48 6:00 a m
No41.. .... 6:16 p in
t'aduoah
M.&O. From North
No 1 t... :H p m
No ....... .. 8:48 a ni
N06 12:84 a m
M. & O. Going Nerih
No 2 ;i2: l p m
No 4...... .. 2:4 h ra
Nog 2:40 p ra
M. & O. Join Houth
No 1.... 1:8 p in
No 8 2:00 a ra
No 6 12:40 am
Big Four doing Kast
No8........ 6:80 a ra
No a . .. 8:00 p in
M. St O. From South
No 2 1 M p in
No 4 2:20 a in
Va 6" 2 :3A p m
Big Four From East -No....
....12:00 p m
No 8 7:00 p in
No Bunday trains.
Cottou Belt
From Southwest
No 4 12:60 p m
Cotton Bait
Going Soatliwast
No 8 1:30 a in
Iron Mountain
From W est
No 22 12:35 p ul
Iron Mountain
Ooiug Wet
No 21 8:20 1 m
All Illinois Central. Mobile & Ohio
and Cotton Belt trains arrive and de
part form Central station, corner, of
Second street and Ohio street.
All Big Four and Iron Mountain
trains arrive and. depart from the
Uniou station. Second gtreetiand Com
mercial avenue.
Mail may be deposited In the box at
the transfer station, located at Cen
tral station, 20 minutes befora Hie de
parture of any train. -
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY
Cairo, Alexander County, Illinois, Pop
ulation 16,147.
Mayor. CLAUDE WINTER.
Clerk, It. A. HATCHER.
Comptroller, P. K. POWELL.
Police ilogistrate, J. H. ROBINSON.
Chief of Police, T. B. PltlCE."-
Alexander County, Population 22,965.
County Judge. WM. S. DEWEY.
County Clerk. JESSE E. MILLER.
Circuit Clerlt. LEE It. DAVIS.
Sheriff, JAS. S. ROCHE.
Coroner. DR. JAS. M. McMANUS.
Assessor and Treasurer, FRANK E.
DAVIS. .
County Superintendent of Schools,
PROF. JOHN SNYDER.
Board of County Commissioners.
JOHN A. MILLER. Chairman.
JOHN -A. BOURGOIS.
DR. EDWIN J. CAUSE.
THE CRANK.
At first he declared that a man should
not smoke
So they called him a crank. ,
He saw his mistake, to tho next time
he spoke 1
He explained he had meant hht re
mark for a Joke.
That, in fact, he believed it would ho.
for the bct
If a man smoked forever, with never
a rest
Then they called him a crank.
Ho voice! hfs belief that 11 ,..-mi should-
not drinfc
So they called him a crank.
Next day he explained that he'd had
time to think
And that he had decided that glasr-es
shoiifil clink
And corks should be popping man's
thoughts should be first.
On how to completely lake care of
hU thirst.
Then they called him a crank.
Again he declared that a man' should
mil swear-
So thejr called him a crank.
So next he asserted that he did not
care
That fine's quick expressions should
make bine the air
It fact that it showed that a man was
well I) re I
If lie added a b'ank to each thing that
h" said.
Then they called him a crank.
He wrote his opinion that men should
fhnti most
So they called hint a crank.
Next day he recanted, sail people
should cat
Meat dishes entirely" and shun corn
and wheat.
That beans ami potatoes were useless
as food
And nothing but beef, pork and mut
ton wss good.
Then they called him a crank.
"I can please all Ihe niidc!" hf an-
tsrily cried
So they callI him a crank.
Verry well, if with Ihat you are not
sati-fied,
can switch rii;ht around take the
opMit- side
And a-sert that Ihe x-ople can never
I f- pleaf-erl.
For the man who triex that finds his
troubles Increase!."
Then they callel him a CRANK!
W. D. Nesbit in Chicagi Tribune.
Terert Copper.
A ynh r f BufTat'i r a; r b has di
C"Vfrr1 a r.iethrw) for le-nperjn rop
rc'CWs to. f grl. It !i saH -sf r
has cornt'ic'e-t t,nrre?--fnl e port rr "lit 3
is tmperine cepper eerier the ol Tit
ration of goTcrnroeatal naval experts.
Blow Restores Eyesight.
At Dresden a ti.'nd man crossing a
street was struck on the bead by a
cart. It was tben foar.d that the shok
has icore'l th Irisn's t'rht.