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KENS A' RECORD
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Kenna, Chaves County, New Mexico, Friday, March 11, 1910.
Number 8
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J. P. STONE, President G. T. I.ITTLEFIELD, Vice-President
W. B. SCOTT, Cashier
-The-
KennaBank& i rust Co.
OF KENNA, N. M.
The depositors in this Bank are
secured by the laws of this Territory
to the cte n t of 550 , 000. 00
Our officers are bonded and we
carry burglary Insurance. Every
safeguard of modern Banking pro
tects you. Come in and see us.
The Kenna Bank & Trust Co.
I Vim Millinery tftore. f
&
ff have a "Complete and View 3tock of Vtlillenerii that will arrive in
a few days, and will be readq for iienr inspection at mi residence, en 'fa
Main Street, in Kenna, View Memo. . . .
q: H6U are eordialln invited to call and see what J have- to shew ueu in fa
this line, before going elsewhere, taster stats a ifpeeiMif.
., . .1 . r-i
Pleasure Was Mutual
The freinds of two American
c eberitie - one a stutterer ami
the other home what deaf suc
ceeded after much maneuvering
in getting them to meet and the
event aroused considerate un
holy gle.
Some time thereafter the stut
terer was asked how the inter
view passed off.
"Oh w-we g g-got along f f-
iineiy. ne stammerea. i c c-l
couldn't, t ilk, and 8-s-she c-c-couldn't
h h hear me. Lippin-cott's.
Hearing Defective.
A radical suffragette declares.
"I expect to live to see a woman
Speaker of the House." B!ess
you, dear lady when has theie
over been ;i iinie Mneo tlv app!.
iu
An appalling case of deafness
was that of an old lady who liv
ed jusf. across the iteet from
the n.tvy yard. On Washington's
birthday they fired a salute of
twenty -one guns. The old lady
was observed to start and listen
as tho last gun was fired; then,
adjusting her cap and smoothing
her dress, .she exclaimed, "Come
in!" Success Magazine.
, fating incident iu F.kn, vvli- n j Piu Jjeelgei .
.... .......... 4 ! I it
wtmuui vwts ihh sjwaicer r tin:
house?
Old Fashion Kid.
'What sort of breakfast food
do you find the best?"
"Well replied the well-nourish,
ed citizen, "I haven't ruu across
anything yet that heats bacon
and eggs, though sausage and
buckwheat afford a ' pleasant
change occasionally. " Phila ie'.
Wanted.
To borrow $250 on 8 month's
time, and have more than $1000
collateral with which to secure
payment. Call at Record offic
for name and address.
MY ('HEED.
Are You A Mule?
Certainly not. But, you aie
the possesor of a mule or horse
Talk to LOCKART: lie.
makes HARNESS.
Kenna, s N. M
Sub."x:ribti
Record.
for The Kenna
t ilo not fear to treaJ the path that those
I love have lonj since trojj
I do not fear to pass the pates ami stand
bef'.ire the living Cod.
In this tvi'ildi fVt.t I've done my pa:t; if
Cod Ik Gijtl lit fcmiws it well;
He will not turn II's hack on me and send
me down to Idaekest hell
Because I have not prayed aloud and shouted
in the nia i ket-pl.icc,
'Tis wlut wCdo, not what we say, that
makes us worthy of His pr.ice.-
Putnam's Magazine.
Two-Bit Gratitude.
Peach Pits.
I have a few selected Peach
Pits for sale If you desire
any for planting you should
all at once as they are likely
to soon he gone.
J. A. Kimmons.
at Lumber yard-
A recent editorial in the Lan
der (Wyo.) State Journal is so
pertinent as to be worthy of re
production. Under the heading
'Two Bit Gratitude" the Journal
editor says: :
In this enlightenee1 age, pub
licity is thegumtest pngressi e
force and tin- individual or com
munity that neglects to employ
it loses thereby. Tho newspapers
want the town to grow rid pro-vi"-oi'
along wl;h all other, citizen?.
"While they should in all reason
accept or make a small profit on
all work turned out and they
have never asked even that
when Ihe goo lot' the town bus
been sought.- The average week
iy newspaper gives gratis for
the good of the pub lie from 10
to $20 per week, or from $500 to
1,000 per year. What other
business man gives as much
every year fb the community;
in which he lives? The casual j
reader does not appreciate the
fact that it co-ts so much money
to set, every : ine of type in
the paper an, I that the editor;
who pays hicj printers is giving j
just so miKjh money to the!
school, the cjiu-'-hes, the vaii -j
ous lodges, Oi ielies and assoc:oj
tions every lit' e he prinis a free
reading uotie for the--. Do you '
suppose that ;. ay other business j
house wou'd , ive U:e price ot a
A-iCK-of flour ,r .-tig;
slioes tra Hut "feU thes to evorv
ovganizalion in tho county
every week Of cause not;
'hey would iu; be asktd to do
so even if they wero generous
tnough to do it. Xewspap-T
men do it hec.uiso it has hem
the custi in to 4o it and because
they are pu! !io spirited and
want to he'pH ' n every worthy
cause to a greater extent than
hey &re limn cially aide."
Coiumentint, up n the above,
J. U. Allard of Evanston (Wyo.)
Times lias tne following;
"And tlie reward! Ah, yes,
the editor gets his reward most
often right Where the chicken
g it the ax. Ihe average busi
ness man will write all over the
country for prices on an ordinary
commercial jo t and he Usually
gets the prices and the work
out of town But if we should
i'iil to mentis' that Jones trot a
carload of pftatocNoi Smith u
unload of f- ) mi iniolements. or
that the bai.Jv'Ts are il.,creailli.'
un a d-!)..'l t !,i v j-, liii im
iiicuiafo hvv, '. . TI.lu thete is
the business ui.ni who doesn't
believe in advertising. Let
something happen around his
place of business, and he ttvU
slighted if i he "u.ws. sapor dxs
not mention the occurrence.
And then there i3 tho preacher
and the school jnofessor, who
would inonopolie your . stpace
with lengthy . rlicles that would
hot interest tv o per cent of your
readers. Refuse their roqusls
and you get a shoulder rebuke
"A newspaper's space is its
stock in trade that which buys
bread and but er, and pays oil",
the printer. Tho newspapor is
willing to donate its space in
boosting for he town, but it
should not be looked upon as an
She She She She She She She
She SllG She
sue MAY NOT BE VERY BIG sKe
She . She
She may not have red hair But when
she she says she wants a new house, Or a new sbe
g(e porch, or anything in the hardwaro line,
you had better get busy and avoid trouble,
siie An4 v.-lvu slie tells you that the best she
rr,.U'!o in; V. all the material is at the
S'e KE.NNA LUMDEK CO., don't argue he- h
cause slie knows and we are ready to
bhc iii.-, - S'e
help her prove it
She She
We handle everything in the line.
She She
Kenna Lumber Co.
She She She She She She She ,
who are al wayn ltoking for some I And So it Is.
thing for olhirg. Evaiif-tn has:
such p"0!eliey are thick, and
n.o.st of them send out of town
for wli-it, !itl!c prinlinx tl1' y )o
tir6" r" -The Western Publisher
a luirnmAV suriasK dixxku.
Winds t annnt i xpiss the joy
I said to my liiend; "Tell me
my faults and I will know you
aro my friend." And he told mo
my faults, and I spurned him,
for I thought him a fool.
I said to a second friend:"Tell
me my faults, and he said I had
and happm. ?s it brought ire in no lauils, and 1 spurned him,
beliitf mo I it, -by i enei'mlH'vel jtor 1 kll0sv w a fool. .
with H d rhi r vn 1v l-ii thclav. 1 sa'a y 'bird friend:"Tell
a pan of;Ku,.(1.,v Fib I niost heaJ'tilv ! me iny faults." And he told me
tb.nik'eaf!, i:r.d cvci v ore.' And nl3' faults, and I thankod him.
. . . . ....' . . A ...I ........ ,,J . ... vl
si i t i. i Hi: .j !,;- I,, j j.,, .Mi, vama "n'"'Ju me, ior ue Knew
for I he !.: c;l. - .t nl in my
iioinx, bui i onUl :: t L e .leii?nt
rn account ( f iclaiess. Inssnie
you ti t? it i i inb a::;-!' was hi'
Jly an:: (.c.'.oe 1 . Yvitv l' lieml
Mrs. k fil'ie .Tt lrongs
M.
Iii
Foxy Lover
(;;-joi
ng at" pholoV Oh.
s e enoitgli, but
yes l e
be's an rwfn' h an d. r.
Stella-What did he do?
liita-Pidn't I toll you? Ue
ina!e ah awftil fuss Iviih fne one
season :i.d ll ;i-;ked me if dad
would o!)ji ct to him as a son in
law. Isi.idi.o, 1 though not,
And he went away an l piopoefd
to inv sitt.i'. Illiistrutt-d Kit?i
I was a hypocrite. .Exchange.
Had to Interpret.
An editor . received 2.03 and
cork from a delinquent subscrib
er. When they met later the
editor said. "1 understand about
tho money because that was
what you owed, but what does
the cork mean?" "Stop'er," was
the reply. Jewell County Re
publican. .
Doubtful Powder.
Tb
., Ciciu'Ti.
:' "i '".T.eamo here
of iii" p"aci' !o. I e
1 nog man band
i . . and
V;d up bcioie . him.
," t,aiu the! Jo .tire
i.d 1 1 e Ji;sf ic"
n rlociirorTit locli
hini to unit" in
Zacharewicz Per
ezynski a:id I'okowareTa Jen
linski. "Ahem!" he s:ii:l. Zccha
h'm h'm ; Id. d yon i;.ke
this worn in"
respenulnl th.
OX't.
A P. l !.
tx.'b-re V'.'li''
IU:l'I'!'.il
ed t:.
tho i-y-v
"Join i i a ; .
of .
Ti i
a :it hoi is'-d
n.atn'monv
t.i
One day, after listening to a
story particularly offensive with
!ag, Lincoln McConnell, -the
! (Virgia evangelist, told this;
I An old darky went into a store
i d v. u in ( ieorgia and asked;
! ''Say I oss, you got any gun
! .ow(hih i.eahr'
'Y(s, we have gun powder."
' 'Lemme see some that theah
l o dab."
The dealer showed him some.
J' ee a Iiltle of that powdah
ie my hand. '
The darkv took the powder
noir ti c light, ran hisfoicfinger
iiroimd and around in it, looked
at it ciiticaliy, aod then smellci!
i 1 1 wo or t h ree t i mes .
"And you say this heah is
'Yes, sir,'"
I. CO
ta,. iH.wdah;"
Yes." answered the dealer
What
young man
h'm ah ski do ou
this man to be" etc
"Yes, sir," replied lb womei
"Then 1 pron unce you nirn itla matter with il"
and wife,, 'said the .Justice, glad u,,,,.,.. i,ncR'fi,fl .l.m-Vv
sharply; tliat is powder,
., , C, .. shook bis head doubtfully
nouuee; "ai d I hearli.y con-
gratulato you both on having -"but h.t smells to mo hke it's
reduce I those two narns t I )ih, done been shot . off befoah."
accommodatica bureau for those Lippin olt's. -r-.Tu.lge's Tiiharry.