The Kenna record., March 25, 1910, Image 1

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Kennar Chaves County, Ntw I loxico, Friday, March 25, 1910.
Number 10
J. P. STONE, President G. T. LITTLEFIELD, Vice-President
W. XI. SCOTT, Cashier
lhc .
KennaBank&TrustCo.
OF KENNA, N. M.
The depositors in this Bank are
secured by the laws of this Territory'
to the extent of $30,000.00.
Gut officers rife bonded a!nd we
carry burglary insurance, Every
safeguard of modern Banking pro
tects you. Come in and see us.
"Befor i starling to towff intU
uptheloal newspaper and see
who it is ' hat wants your ttado,'
says' an ;:ehange. It is- the iner.
chantvvl.o advertises that wanh
IcW.txaL.'o atYd yon should in all
fairness recognise ids hititntion
and rail on him firsr,. If ho ha?,
n't in sto' lc what von want I hen
go ouf. and hire a hoy to show
you wheie tho other stores in
towti rtre located.
is
na Bank $z Trust Go. I
wV llitlineru St
'ore
1 have a Complete ami .New Mock of Millinery that, J)
will arrive m a few days, and will he ready for yoiu- bT
inspection at my residence, on Main Street in Kenna h
New Mexico. ' v
You are cordially invited kfcall and see what I ha6 h
to shdw ydu in thisliuK before coiner elsewhere. Farpr v.l
, ....
iriats a hpeciauy.
esp., Mrs. X. . Qntan.
A Good Suggestion.
"Why, I declare!" exclaims
the trusting wife. "I won't have
to buy ary new dresses; o:' hats
at all tills sirring!"
"You won't?" asks, the crafty
husband "Surely you will need
something"
"Not a thing. I've been look j
j in or thronsli this month'-; f aside:'-,
magnziiu- , that veil brought
home for me, and I find that
jthcie i. ; t ' ihe slightest change
i And cuti'i v husband
wauiiy gi 'iimg v ei- thefciiccess
of his fcch'iiie to paste a this
years rovrr on a last, year's
magazine, leans hack in his chair
and smokes and smokes and
smok, Judge's Lihrar .
4$
Bch't go "Numbering" along ;
f Slkc an "Wei Wagon!"
(it "Lumbering," nnd RUY LUMBER. You need a
Snugger House,
or, if .von have n good iloiiKC, you nrod a l?arn. Shod or
Chicken House. WeVo got. the Material -Vou've got tiie
M O N E Y,
or 8,1 least we hope you have. Lot's SWAP! We'll
make you tW hVii tiade -Dollar for Dollar in value, nnd
Nobody Harmed.
$ Come and see us and talk it ever.
I enna XumberXc,
Pienna.Wew tMexlee..
PlMsite Bank. .
Godc) Advice To Young Men.
How much do you know about
Or do you know
bunin'
THE (OriSTlr EKJHTH Clt.VDE I'KU.MOTKtN KXAMI.V AUON.
Aiinoniiof mcnt by the County Superintendent ( the Time and Places far
Holding Same. Sometlilnir New in Eilucailonnl
Work lu Xew Mexico.
Out Of The Ginger Jar.
the crow sticks steadfastly to
his caws.
The chewing-gum girl lives from
hand to mouth.
The night-key is not usually the
key to success.
Even tho wise men are occasion
ally otherwise. "
A mortagage on the house will
not prevent the roof from leakingi
There are some men so lazy that
they will not even file their liensi
It isn't worth while to cull in a
veterinarian for a had case of eggs.
The business of a promoter is to per
suade your money into his pocket.
A little vanity keeps a man
keyed up to his best, while, too
much reders him obnoxious to his
fellows.
There is many a stump speak
er who would much better be at
home pulling the stumps from his
own clearing.
Hob: "I see Smith in town;
what motive brought him ? Bub:"
I don't know for sure, but I think
ii .vus a locomotive."
ooino ul the R-ul farmers coui-
..,;a i hat the average city agrieul-i..i:i-
.hn'sn'i. kbovv a corn oi tho
L.t.i.1 !!;ii corn iu the ear.
" A ,. ., I... !.?! out in life's
race O.ip,' ;, ' '"'- . t '
! like!;.- lo !-e r i'i .:v li, i'.i.i: he
j. ! ."! ' i a - 'ij'nii his
The i i i 1 1 -.fi-.l "Li:h ' cocij
a multitude of things we know
nothing about and assures us that j
when ignorance is bliss'tis folly to
Ik wise.
1ittle Johnny watching a hen
cackling furiously, said: "I know
what is the matter with that chick
en. She dropped an egg around
here somewhere and has forgotten
where she laid it;" Farm Jon rnah
A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK
The inquisitive stranger stop
psd in front of a cottage by the
road side.
"Who lives here?' he asked
"Mr. and Mrs. Stone, respond
ed the children.
"Indeed, and who are you?"
"Oh, we are the litte pebbles,
Sir" Everyday life.
The Wiet'otn of Soleman.
Two men were arging a bout
the nationality of a man of their
acpuaintance, not being able to
decide, they refered the question
to an Irshnian who was passing.
"Says Pat,'! one asked, if Eng
lish parents had a son born in
France, would he be a b reneh
nian. "Ai rab, now," said Pat. "If
a cat should have kittens in the
oven, would they he buscuits?"'
Every day life.
.'Litt'e boy" asked the v II
inoamiiiag reformer "is tl:;:t
your mamma t'tr yonder with
I; ,!!' ';;' ft. .-f fmr"
lY--, -ir," iUiswcrs i.-- br-.-ht
!..d.
' YI!, d: .iu know wh ,L
poor animal it was that had to
tu filer in order that your inamnia
might have the furs with which
she adorns herself fo proudly?
"Yes sir, my Papa," Chicago
evening Post.
one
something fth'iiit, it (lo.i-n lines of
business?
The sooner you stick to one
business through thick and thin,
and learn everything there is to
know about it, the sooner yon will
reach the top.
Don't I e one of the hundreds of
young mt n who work trt a new job
Mch mon h or so, and change their
work lnsdy tims a year.
Never 1 e tempted to seek anot her
i - i. . .
juii p hm;ji . s... (jn nin iuuko a nine
more mo ey at it. This is the
poorest p -ssible olicy. The most
mohdy will coiito to you after you
httve worked hard to master youf
business not before. It is better
id Volk t 'ur years at six dollars a
week an- know all about your
business t ian to work four years
i'oftwelvo d'jli.'trs week and be
master of nothing.
Look yourself squarely in the
face are you working to under
stand the, business or draw your
pn.V. The hlohey you earn when
learning ii trtide Is a tilth' coin
pared with the training. Training
will earn dividends for you many
years after your weekly pay i- spout
You can't dig a well by making The youth who was Mii,;iitg
a lot ot three foot holes in a do.- a ci.r;1icl te near a monkey's cage
en places YWve gotto keepou (o() ni1otnt1. lv111 p.cke'.
digging down, down, at one place . . -m.,,,. i.
f , . , . " oiih it ofliiv barm, beank
until yon strike water, and then,
the well i , made forever. 'l "if ' '""''1 "''"'ev hu'i v r
Coneeii' rate your energy on one these;'' "Not a-bil. ' responded
business. Don't tire of it there the attendant "lb-w. uld net
is i-o l.i..-ities en eailh .which iu-:ch i'. A iii"ii'v i not as
ha.-n't a lot of drudgery in it. ! ,ig m fool as ho look's"
Si i-k to one trade or business and j .
you'll win. - Suceess Magazine, i THE OWL.
Pursuant to ififSftOttons from the Territorial Superintendent of Pub to
Instruction, I have decided to Friday and Saturday, April 2;th and SO &.
1010. as the time for holding the! Eijjihtli tcrade proiviotion examlnatiouB :.tt
Chp.ves county and Roswell and HaKorman aa idares, I am convln'uA
that these points will best accommodate all pupils who hav signified their ii
tentions of taking same.
At Roswell the examination will be directly under the Bupervlirton of t
County Superintendent, while at Hafrermnn, Prof. W, F. Osborne wi!l be in
i'hare. Prof. Osborne has no pupils in his school that will apply for the c r
tlflfnte and I am sure will conduct the examination in a fair and satlsfarf.f.-y
manner.
All applicants ttjt th KiRhth Grade Promotion Certilcat" must
examined in the following bfa'8flh
1st. ARITHMETIC, using Walsh's Nw Grammar School Arithmetic Com
plete. Time, one and one-half hours.
2nd. GRAMMAR, using Reed ami Kellojtg's Higher Lessons in Knglt"k.
Time, one and one-half hours.
?rd. HISTORY, using Montgomery's Leading Facts in American Hist'- f.
Time one and one-half hours.
ith. CIVIL GOVERNMENT, uslc? Boynton's Civics. Time, one nad o-
half hours.
.".t!i. PHYSIOLOGY, using Colin' Elementary Physiology and Hygle ..
Time, oiie hour.
Gtli. SPELLlXO, URlng Rced'u V.'ord Lessons Coniplete. Time, one-fcrlf
hour. '
7th. GEOGRAPHY, utdng Redcer :nd Hinman's Natural Geography C i
pUto. Time, one and one-half hour; .
!th, REAPING, using splectlons from Vebster' Elementary Compe.l
tion. Time, one hour.
The examination will occupy abr.ut eleven hours and must be compiei il
within two dnys. Full instructions will be furnished the examiners, tog.r
with all questions which will tome scaled and must be opened In the preucuc
of the applicants. The papers will I i graded by the Couuty Superlntendi t.
assisted by n commlitce of tcacbais. They will then be heat to the Territor )
SuperinteiHleiit, who will Bipily the certificates to the sucecssful applican I,
duly signed by that officiul and count, rsigned by the County Superintendent
All teachers who have pupils expecting to take the examination v .11
please report the number and names of all such pupils to the County Sup r
intendent at their earliest convenience.
The Eighth Grade Promotion Exercises will be announced later.
Res , ctl'ully, .
C. C. HILL, County Superintendent.
J l'lir owl s:it mule in l!.f Imiinv trrc;
1 ;,i,)";'h ilic !,",' .lay i.ot a . und uia.lc .
, . , Whv, 1 1 : c i , i, ' uimi ii.'.rri'.-if! to thi' bird?
Mr. nrown Aio you nianiedti . . ,
It IS I)
ITf.U T 1 )
What lid he meaa.
Mr. Walton. I am married
and have a wife and three child
ren, aed tin ip'xt Ju'y I iini go
ing to celebrate the fourth'
btcaiisf lit spraks nrvf r a word.
TliP mrinl is p!.M!i, a'' :." rvtiy -ft :
If . -. ivjidc-i... 'k iv : v.lotn I
Ami Iicmo-st irnowncil nf men ainor.g,
We must early It-ani tu huld the tongue
Ways and Means.
During what is called an b
nervation" lesion, a mistre.s was
j questioning a class of small 1.
'on certain points (,r things thoy
I had observed in connection wiLh
j the habits of animals in water.
''What do fifli swim with i I ho
i lady asl.cd.
j ''With Ihoirun.V 1 c-jdiotl one
I scholar.
"Right, anddog"
I "Their paws," answered tho
!ne.t.
j ' Very good. And, now, t' e
next boy. wliaT do . lirtle hojs
jswim with?"
"Bathing pants, uunn!"