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- in crru iniPi iecoi-u yr T, COWOILL, Editor and Pub'r MRS. COW3ILL Local Editor. PUBLISHED WEEKLY. Enured February 8th, 1907, at the Ken u, New Mexico, Post Office, as second Class Mail Matter. Subscription $1.00 Per Year, In Advance. iTtttln( Rates Made Known on Appllcat0n Those who fear annihilation by Halley's comet should recall the philosophical utterances of the late Bill Nye on a similar subject: "If we could get close enough to a comet without frightening it away we would find that we could walk through it anywhere as we could through the glare of a torchlight pro cession. We should so live that we will not be ashamed to look a comet in the eye, however. Let us pay our newspaper sub scription and live such lives that when the comet strikes us we will be ready." Ex. OTHER FISH IN THE SEA. A teacher in one of our ele mentary schools had noticed a striking platonic friendship thai existed between Tommy and lit tle Mary, two of her pupils. Tommy was a bright enough youngster, but wasn't disposed to prosecute his studies with much energy, and his teacher i'aw that unless he stirred him self before the end of the year he wouldn't be promoted. "Ifou must study harder," she told him, "or else you won't pass; how would you like to stay back in this class another year and have little Mary go nhead of you?" "Aw." said Tommy, "I guess there'll be other little Marys." Tit-Bits. IT WOULDN'T WORK. A clergyman in a certain town had been much annoyed by the way the members of the congregation had of looking around to take stock of late comers, relates an exchange. After enduring it for some time he said on entering the reading desk one Sunday: "Brethren, I regret to see that your attention is called away from your reli gious duties by your natural de sire to see who comes in behind you- 1 propose henceforth to save you the trouble by naming each person who enters, and hope that the services will then be allowed to proceed without interruption." He then began, "Dearly beloved," put paused half way to interpolate "Mr. Stubbins with his wife and daughter." Mr. Stubbins was rather surprised, but the minis ter with perfect gravity, re sumed his exhortation. He pres ently again paused: "Mr. Cur- KENNA FIVE tis and Wm. Diggle." The abashed congregation kept their eyes on their books. The ser vice continued in a most order ly manner, the parson interrupt ing himself every now and then to name some new comer. At last he -aid still with the most perfect gravity : "Mrs. Symons in a new bonnet." In a moment he felt his mistake, but it was too late. Every feminine head in the congregation h:.d turned around. Ex. portrait and sold frame. Costs 90 $1.08. Samples and instructions 822. 00 in one day. We are the largest picture and frame house in the world. One general agent wanted in each county. (Jive us reference and we will extend you thirty days' credit with steady, honorable em ployment at a big income. Our business is established twenty-five .years. We are not in the picture and frame trust. We want honor able, trustworthy representatives only. You need nocapilal to work for ns. We teach .ou how to make a sucess. Address at once. WILLAMC ART Co. , 2515 W. Taylor Street, CHICAGO, ILL. In answering state "Saw advertisement in", Ken g Record, Kenna, New Mexico. B;v f'.-'i'i- )''' V''H'C b. f.:rri v; I v ... ,: t( ;.. ar, D;l tr..lli"'J n.orT l.i-t. h y.:'- r.ii- full tn .-,-;;. ,-r- at;! s Vi !r'-v. f ." Kt InONKV KKOt'tl'.'liK until yi.'i rn -vmvt -., Vr f -w '.!.-: V.'iilf "' AVS' I'n::: ( I VI t 50 " 1 " '" '' II I J V .M I'e'.'.i 11 ie I slnn 1! l.v k lo i-fiitkl i i r.t oik ..t V.i-' 'J " f-'5 I- n s 1 - rL'.: " i" ' li.!s "I 5 "it bj ' '.WT. r,t '' " 1 '. Ti i l'tt & an I t'i 'tt't '.. fi"i j VCi VP " 3wi,ui;.tMl .tujy oi-i . tp'-r!) n r?: r: il:c you iVis v--.;-. r !1 t!; Iii.iIh-- i i ? urn rroMipii' at p::; 2 rri.irr t.-;i:.i Gil t. L.t equipment of all 3:irds at ha I'w n r." f r n tr- r ---:ir 4 ' TL r. rcruhir retail hr'ee c;' t'.' ej' lire? . fv.X' Per A:;. .: t.:ln r r.r r -.V t1lyouGsiUipiepi.irr;.?.'Jrash:viluttte.?.:), MORS Tr.Cl'.i'.S PSIJSTBO ; ILS, T;w-:.-s ci-;i:rss will tint, lot fio 1 ' uut, Sixtv lho',:s:uul pnirs sold l"-t year. V r two Liiii.rfxl liiousnud pairs no-.v in , t NAI ftlr on IVfrlvrt I-i'-'rf t'in.itiiii n DES8R!FT:X Wt ".Tn-lo in n!l It h!iv?'y and easy i idin..vci vdin lcr.vl 1 lev;!; 1 r special nual i iv oi rubber, ivV.ili ncwr bocoi-T-f? tmrotia n li I v. I'll li rlna-'U nn ei ' 1 1 r-n i. 1 1 r rncrt!io:iirtofs. :i-v' u'o i-..v.. li.-ir ,',! lV-tt .'.r Ocacutonic:ts:.iii: - - ftlintt!tc!rtir' - OKVpot!h. - W:itl iinoin-coru...;,-,. ;.i :.,'. ,,..,.:,, anordiiiftrvltiv ( h i--: "r r i..'n.ni ' , i,..;' trend. The n-.;r.!..r T..r;.:.: c.f t V. ,. i.-,.-t Bdvcrti!,;;!.-;;.-.: -;, :.ri.' v.:'.:;;- ; a r- '..;al'itcC - Ihe ridor of only 5; '"-) j..-r i.iir. Ail or.k;:, ;i. approval. Y..-. .'.j rot p.-.y a c.-nt f.i: :i yen l-.uvo We will su a i: i i ot s 1" r wit (' '-.c-.c'iv m:-.:.!nr he price ! '',. ."r. per pr.ir) if you send 1X1. V. Ut Vii'.t OtiDIIT.i u:i 1 i-in-'. , c C:ii p.-'.vi-riin-.nic-.tt. Von run no ri-k in sending v.a r.n t..--r r. t.:s l:ica may. be r'-.i;r:ic:l ft ot.: c.-:p.-nse if for r.nv renson thev ore not sati ;.r.c'cry c fnt.'.IriaLion. We nre ptMcc .'y iliW r-: 1 lui-.ncy rt.at to tiis ::r, s:iic nn'in a Liunu. ti yiMi o'.i. r i .r tnr.se tires, yen v .. I una tn; t tney wul rrle cr:ier, r.:n faster, wear lictter, last 1 ir.':--r c.:nl l 'tik finer than r."V ti:e vnu have ever lined or rc-n nt anr price. We know that v.mi will be :j well pirated fiat v. hen von want a Hcvclo yon will give ui .v.c order. We want you to r.cad v.-; a trial order at ov.ee. ln.uce'i'.iis rjrrtarl-.aWe tire ofiVr. mp TniTiT "7:7"i r.-,T",!,'Ti7 t'.an't bey r.r.y at any price until von arm! for n pair ot ii ' l--.-..v f L'-iu) I'cet'.'thi.rn l'linctnre-l'ro'ii tires f.n i.pj'rr,.-;;! and trial nt the special iiitr.xui.. low p: i"e quoted nbove; cr write for ov.r bii; Tire and thmdiy Calaloj'uc which describe.-, and '.i:.ics all iaa.':es anil kinds cf tire i at about half the nsiml i,riees. nfti P'iTi' rf,rr, C"TJ li"-t -nte s n postal - - -j u. u jini ui i:iLn iiuiii uinuiiu limn ynu K now i .ic lie .7 II:: Offers we aic v.:.-L:::;;. it o-.'.'.y cuiita a postal to leaiu cverythiur;. Write it NOV.". j. l mm ms mmn, mm& ivl mm mm catalogue of Stark Nursery products. Within its covers are 32 full-page illustrations of fruits and flowers, representing 175 varieties, done in four colors, and exactly reproducing nature. 84 pages are devoted to descriptions, prices, and records. Stark Delicious, the apple that has revolutionized orchard planting and established a new standard of apple values (selling at $10.00 per bushel box this year); Stark King David, another apple of wondrous quality and merit; Stark King Philip, a hardy black grape of California grape quality, and dozens of the very best things in the horticultural world are fully described, illustrated, and priced. m To any one planting one tree or many, of fruits or ornamental, this book is of inestimable value a horticultural text-book a guide to proper selection. Stark trees have stood the supreme test of actual planting for 85 years they are the yard-stick by which all other nursery products are measured they are the first choice of this country's most successful orchardists. The success of the orchard is dependent on the kind and quality of tree planted. Stark varieties are the best of the best. Our record of 85 years of successful selling is a positive guarantee of tree quality. Before you decide to buy, send 7 cents for the Stark Year Boot do it today before the edition is exhausted. Stark Bro's Nurseries and Orchards Co. Louisiana, Missouri SAVING HIS LIFE. A story is told of an English man who had occasion for a doc tor while staying in Peking. "Sing Loo, gleatest doctor," said his servant; "he savce my lifee once." "Keally?" queried the En glishman. "Yes; me telhble awtuJ," was the reply; "me calJe tn another doctor. He givee me medicine; me velly, velly bad. Me callee in another doctor. He coma and give me medicine, make me velly, velly badder. Me callee in Sing Loo. He no come. He save my life." Sand a Curse to the Country. Sand Is the cutbu of Pnrtui?iifop East Africa. It blocks the rivers and harbors and stretches in a vast sea too rd the Interior, effectually cutting off ihe coast towns from the high lands, llesldes, It makes the problem of transportation tho bugbear of the planter. cpsh water color cents complete with glass, sells for free. Young man in Ohio made l-.lt J Al. d-n:n wrkh tiir. ym. ., ri.:.- n,i w, ;-.-ic mk fail it i tlion ir.t P -I'n'i- : ',. ,. or !( li t tvish tc un :.t ( ,v rxurn- e rn.I y- a t oi'i -V cc '7. F..n.ill profit alxivo wm.i l i"..ty r,. :l. Y. r:ive fit Litvit r tV.iv: t if m r..w !. vc ::.- wi.-.V '".-it's nu.ir. ,! .-i'.' I' 15..; V .1 !4cyr:- or r nt nl tin-, fiom ttnyont '" . .'.-.1..-S ;) 1 . 1., u:r ttUicaii ot JaUr ,,,-rs ti tmjt r.f'..Ml(. ntt'.ul'tiil cttaloruo ntid rl Is P.t llit: 'ivottiierfully 1 1 1 ' h-. il lt, IiT Icr.s munpy 1 1- 1 :" 't ti;"ve l.'icuiry cost, fj Li,u:r jc: our. r.ai.ie plate at nd ?nntl b'cyclps, hut . 'J I.-- we clear out o - :.'.it. Yit .-Ih.vb I.. ,. f t.j usual retail V.v 1 chairs and 1 ,; - , , V. - -, v ', ' X :-i...- . .'. . . '." 1 1,-3',-te .'. f , '.; :. :M tho tTitph rrl.brr trPBll - :; - - .:..l I-. - J "v'.' m..P,V",".r; triP ""' .........., i . n;ui "I." ni:;t r::n tnp l - , i'.V'., I; to provnt rim outttiiK. This -.:r.l -.if r I J?;''-;:;" .' Lli-lO u :ryp - . :;oto " ,-A!"jC - cl - r.e l.iy teUcr is rrcch-cil. Vi s'n'p C. O. I), on c-r ir-.i-icd o-.-l f n-.n.l IIkti rfv W ns n-prewnted. today. 1M NOT I'llINK U' UUi'lrJO a bicycle '. wonderful r- - t i PJ tarkTyfearook, jfar 1310 is ready to mail. It will be sent to any person interested in fruit-growing on receipt of 7 cents to cover postage. The Starlc Year Book for 1910 represents an entirely new idea in nurservmen'8 literature it is a work of art as well as a How's This? We offrr One Hundred Dollars Reward for any cane, of Cuturrh that cannot bo cured by JIall'8 Catarrh Cure. F. J. C IIKVFY A CO.. Toledo. O. We. tho undereluned, tuivc known F. J. Cheney for tho hint 15 yenra, and b Heve him perfectly hon orable. In all business transaction!) and llnancliilly able to carry out any oblliratlons made by Ills liriu. VALbl.U. KlNNAN & MAHVIN. Wholesale Dnminsta. Toledo. O. ITall'fl Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, actlnpt directly upon the blood and mucous eurfaCea of the Bysteni. Testimonials Hent tree. I'lltc 75 ceuts per bottle. Sold by all Drucelsts. Take Hull's Family rills tor constipation. THE COWARDLY EGG. "When I arose to speak." re latcd a martyred statesman, "some one hurled a base, cowardly egg at me, and it struck me on the chest." "And what kind of an egg might that be?" asked a fresh young man. "A base, cowardly egg," ex plained the statesman, "is one that hits you and then runs." Everybody's. I dtop, $eekf listen! IH.C, WOLF, -Grocer Is Better Than Ever Prepared To Supply, Your Wants With Staple & Fancy Groceries: and hresh Svleats. II. C. Wolf soils Strictly EVEHYTIIING. Come unci :0 Call 'Phone 20, and Ask for The Cash Grocery & Meat Market. $ H. C. WOLF, Prop, ); PLANTS. SWEET POTATOES TOMATO CABBAGE PEPPER, ALL KINDS OF GARDEN AND FIELD SEEDS MAILORDERS RECEIVE PROMPT ATTENTION. SEND FOR CATALOG. t IROSWELL SEED CO. $ ROSWELL N. M J If IVesf Restaurant 5 and jj 6oM 9)rink Shop. Cull and see me. I will X have everything in COLD j 0 DRINKS loo Cream, Lemon- ji h ado. Soda Pop, Milk Shake, Jj 8 "ilas A," Hoot Boer and ; Egg Flip Specialties. 1 haymond West. SQUELCHING A SMART LAWYER. In a suit tried in a Virginia town, a young lawyer was ad dressing the jury on a point of law, when, good-naturedly, he turned to the opposing counsel, a man of much experience, ar.d asked : "That's right, I believe, Col Hopkins?', Whereupon Hopkins, with a smile of conscious superiority, replied, "Sir, I have an office in Rich mond, wherein I shall be de lighted to enlighten you on any -lUOpjSUOD TJ JOJ AYt? jo utod tion." The youthful attorney, not in the least abashed, took from his rocket a half-dollar piece, which he offered to Col. Hopkins, with this remark: "No time like the present. Take this, sir; tell us what you know and give me the change." Pittsburg Chronicle Tele graph. Their Paternal Desire. The tramp walked softly up to them ns they were coming down street In the diiKk. "Would you kindly let me have a few pennies?" he asked, almost In a whls per. "I want to buy the baby a pair of shoes." The man took a few pennies out of his pocket and handed thorn to him. Then they walked on. "If they'd only ask for something e'se," he mused. "This Is the fifth time to-day I have given tramp3 money for baby's shoes. I'd give them a lot more willingly if they'd only tell the truth and say they want a glass of booze." for CASH. Trices right on sec for yourself. . . . Prices. I N K THE JEWELER When you want to buy Watch or Clock: when v a ou want a Watch or Clock re paired; when you want a Wedding King, an Engage ment King anything in the line of Jewelry; when you need glasses, or want your eyesight tested re member Zink the Jeweler and Optician :: :: .: G. W. ZINK, Roswell, - N. M. W. T. Cowglll, U.S. COMMISSIONER and NOTARY PUBLIC All business carefully and promptly attended to. Drop in and see me, Always glad to meet friends, and it is a pleasure to give you any information within my knowledge. Office at home, Printing Office Building, Kenna, N. N. Kenna Lodge No. 35 I. O. O. F. Meets every Thursday night. Visiting members cordially in vited. P. L. Clubb. N. G. G. J. Fkick, Sec H444 JV 65 YE . - 0 EXPERIEN EARS' CE D tr.de Marks IGN8 RIGHTS quickly ascertain our opinion -free whether an Invention ts prnhnhly patentable,. Communlciv lions Htrictlycntiudentlal. HANDBOOK on Hatonu Bcntfrea. Oldest agency for BocurniK patents, I'ntunts taken through Muuu & Co, racelT tperial notice, without etiarge. lu the Scientific JSmcricam A handsomely HlnRtrntnd weekly. T.arfrost cir culation of any ncientltio Jounml. Term, $3 a yoftrj four months, $1 Sold by lUl ftewadeaiers. 'P,m'N&Co.38,Bro'd'- New York llriuicb ORIca. 626 F 8t Wsshlomon, 1. C. History Not His 8trong Point. A well-known society young man of Buffalo recently shocked one of his lady friends by his Ignorance of his tory. It was after a dinner party at his house, and she was telling him what she had learned In her private history class. One thing led to an other, and all the time he was get ting into deeper water. At last she surprised him by inquiring: "Now, tell me, Mr. , what are the Knights' of the Bath?" He stammered for a while, and finally blurted out: "Why Saturday nights, I suppose." An rone sen (linn & h ketch and doecrtntlon mM z