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1 hG Kenna Record W T, COW3ILL, Editor and Pub'r MRS. CGCG!LL1ocal Editor. PUBLISHED WEEKLY. Entered February Stli, 1907, at tlie Ken na, New Mexico, Post Office, as second Clas Mail Matter. Subscription $1.00 Per Year, In Advance. Advertising ftnten Made Known on Application BEAR GRASS COMING TO THE FRONT. The American Manufacturing Co., of St. Loui?, lias made a test of Itoargrass in tlie manu facture of rope, paper, matting and rugs, and found it so satis factory that contracts are icing given out for train loadd of it. One shipper, at Midland, Texas, has an order for 50 cars of the dry loaves, one at Tucumcari, N. M., an order for 10 cars, and another, at Xati YNa, N.M, has a 10-car order. 7.50 per ton, haled, is tlie price paid. If it can be profitably gathered and baled at this price isomo enter prising party ought to secure a contract for this Foot ion of the country, and make a homo .mar ket. We have lols of the com modityand t J spare. Possibly other factories will lake up i's use soon, and tlie demand make it a leading crop. If ibis should be so the plains country of New Mexico would become "roine pumpkins." We can grow beat grass more easily Mian weeds. Rain or shine, wet. or dry, Mr. Be.'irgrass can be counted on to deliver the gools. Now find us a good market for our I.lesqnite beans and Piaii ie dog Ir'des and we'll defy drouths and build lvz mansions. "Nothing was made in vain." not even beaigrass. TREAT MEN T D I IT V E R E N T . Things have changed in the last Quarter of a century. 25 or 30 years ago the average boy would go out oi- Sunday, climb a tree and partake t f a few gal Ions of nm'.bet iies and lop off with a pocketful of green ap pies and salt. The next morn ing the mother diognoaod bis trouble as "worms," and he was made to swallow a half bottle of Frey's Vermifuge, a quarter of pound of epsoin salts, and was turned loo.c in the cow pasture until supper time, when he al ways showed up, lvady fur a (square meal. Now, if a boy complains of a ' hitch" in the side he bus tlie "appendicitis," and is hustled off to a hospital, starved within an inch of his life, half a dozen surgeons each take a whack at, him with pearl- handled knives, and he is turn ed over to the undei taker. Thus sayeth an ai tith; in an Eastern exchange, and we ac a Jiving witness, In ro far as the article relates lo ye olden days. We'vt eaten ye green apples, and lak en ye salt in big doses am LIVED . Teacher: I si all not kcej you after school, Johnnie, you may go homo now." "I don want tn go Ik me." said John nie, ' there's a biby jus; come to our house." "Well, tlien the teacher beg.ni, yon ought to be so glad to seo the little baby that" "Olacl nothing," broke in Johnnie, "I ain't glad. Pa'J blame me. He blames me for everything. ' Lipj iucot i's. ,100 Reward, SI 00. Tie rr&'lrrs ot this rnnor will bo iilcnwd to Ip.im tnM ihrre to nt least one drp.if.cd tUstntm thnt n-tence hM been able to furs m nil lis static, and ll.nl a ('tnrrh. Until ctarrh tliro In the only riilve cure now Known to the modicM fmtrrnlty. niarrU DeinK ft constitutional dlsr:u, rrqulrrfl a conMHu llonal treatment. Hir uUrrh cure In taken In ternally, acting directly upon the blood and nmcoiu urlnees ot the system, thereby dt-slroyltiR- the foundation of the dlarase. and elvlne the riatlit Mrenu'th by building up the col'etitution and itMttt ln nature lu doltm Its work. The proprietor lure ao mueli faith In Ha curative powers that they otter One Hundred Unllars for any case tluit It la" U cure. Send tor hat of teallmonlals Aildreaa F. J. CIIUXKV & CO.. Toledo, O. Hold by all Druml'ta, 75c. Take Mali's Family run far ecaitlpatloo N0THT 10K 1TKLM WTION. No. (144.!? Department of the Interior, 1'. S. Ijind Office at Fort Sumner, New Mexico, January 16, 1911. Nctite Is hereby given that William Keller, of Kenna, New Mexico, who, on August 24, 19(17, mule Home stead Entry Serial Xo. 04422, for Lots 1 , 2. ami S H N. K. '4 Sec. 1 Twp. 5-S , R 29-K., N. M.P. Meridian, lias filed notice of Intention to make (Soldier's) Five year Proof, to establish claim to the land above described, before W. I). Chanrej lT. S. Commissioner, at his office in Kenna, New Mexico, on the 20th day of March, 1911. Claimant names as witnesses: John J. Keller, George T. I.ittlt ficld, Pe ter T Simpson and Ernest Paddock, all of Kenna, yew Mexico. ARTIll'R E. CI RREN, Register. Pauatjlk Hr Liked. "Which of the parables do you like the best C said the pvearher to (hp hoy svliom bis moiher had hired to read the testament. "I lil:e the one," said the boy. '-win i- Sfmt body loafs and fi-dies." The: care two wtys of getting into a newspaper purchasing an interview, or buying nn in terest. And there is still, also, another way pulling the wool ovet the editor's eves and ge- ling in for nothing. The latter is the most popular plan. The other day a medicine ped- ller, (or faker,) wanted to sell us a cartoon of medicine to cure fits and offered to take his pay in advertising. Nothing doing. We didn't need tho dope. We never had a fit in our life not even in clothes. Real success is purely ideal vIo one ever gets so high that he does not care to go higher. If you are a one-story man, build another and another. Tliere is no limit to the space above you, and no law against intellectual sky-?crapers. Build up. Nowadays when a man falls in livo with another man's wife it's "affinity," but when anoth er man falls in love with your wife, that's b-r-r r-!! If you stand on Iho corner and make ugly remarks about another man's daughter ! hat's fun; hut when it happens to be your gu who is spoken of in the same way that's dirty and scan !al ous. And so it is all along the line. It makes a ) t cf differ ence winch way 1 1 to hark peeled. Ever think of it? IS A new conundrum: Jf a goal shoul l swallow a rabbit, what would the X-ray revi a'i Ans. A hare in the butter! This is in line with the cat and canary story A lady offered 50 cents for the n t. ii t n ttf her cunaiy. A sm.i'l boy broughr her a cat, ai.d claimed the reward. "1 do not want a cat," said the li'dy, "I adveitis- d the reward for (he re turn of my canary. Didn't you u n d e r s.t a n d? ' " YYs, mil n, please," said tho boy, "hut the canary's inside the cat." w. o. Meets every 2;:d and -Jib Sal tirdav evenings in each month. All members oie expected It come mtt. AW an visum; Soveieigus aieconiiaUy invilt J. F. Brogdoii, con. coin. J. A. Kinnnons, cloik W. T. Cowgill, NOTARY PUBLIC Kenna Lodge No. ."-T I. O. O. F. Meets every Thursday night. Visiting members cordially in vited. P. L. Clubd. N. G. G. J. Frick, See- Tortured For 15 Years y a cure-d.'fying stomach I rouh e that baffled doctors, and re sisted all renndies tiicd, John W. Mo.ldei-, of Modde rsville' Mich, f-eenird doomed. lie had to Sell his farm and trivc un woik. li s neiglibois said "lie can't live much Ion cor'' Whatever I ate distreesed me,' mi; wrote, "ri T tr ed V. ir-t i-if Bitters, which worked such won lers for mo that I can now eat things I could not take for years. It s surely a grand remedy for stomach trouble." Just as jiood for the liver and kidneys Every hoi tie guaranteed. Only 50 cts. at all druggists. ' WE KNOW IT. (FROM 1.AS VKOAS OPTIC.) Yes, we know the Optic is on tho blink. We know it is the poorest excuse for a newspapei that was ever pitblii-hed. We know, also, that it never gets an thing right. In view of the grejit help the paper receives. its shoi tcomings are i.iexcusa le. Everybody turns aside from his daily task to teiepho; e ns "a item." Everybody talk? freely to ti e reporters. Every body does his I. est to spread the news. Everyobody pays' for bis paper. Ui?re. are no "led" cii dilation marks on our hooks, or at least the few that are there are run by persons who praise us most Oh, yes! There things are all so true tha1, like the Kil buck News, we apolog'ze for al mistake; in former issues, and say they were inexcusable: as all an editor lias to do is to Jiunt news, clean the rollers and set the type, sweep the floor and pen short items, fold tho papers wiito wrappeis and make the paste, mail papers talk to vint or-j and distribute type, carry water cut wood and read proofs hunt the shears to wiitc editoi lals, dodge the bills .' ' uun de hnquents, take ci s n- from the whole force, a ! '. e.l out subscribers we must havo mon ey. We say we have no busi ness to in?iki mistakes while at tending to thos-e lit-lo matters, and making our living on hopper-tail roup 11 tvored with imag ination, wearing no collar, old slides, and a patch on the feat of our pants, and b -ing obliged to toti- a merry smile for the fel low who tells us our paper ain't wo i t'i a dollar anyhow, end that ho could make a belter one with li is eyes chut." ZINK TUB JEWELER When you want to buy a Watch or Clock ; when t on want a Watch or Clock re paired; when yn want a Wedding Ring, an Engage ment Ring an j thing in the line of Jewelry; when you need glasses, u want your eyesight -tested re member Zink tie Jeweler ! and Optician :: :': .: Q. W. ZINK, Roswell, - N. M. k 14 4 OVEn 63 YEARS' 5 "tr EXPCFUCNCE D a ' 1' ik Tn r-kfT ft rOtt C rr i WNf Copyright &c- AnTone Rnrt1ncr n fikotoli nnd riofirrl " n mr qi:tclcly nsoertaiii our opinion Ireo wl- icr ' tiivciiMnii la prolinhlv puiPtilnM i. Co: -an' tl'HisntrictlyooiHItlniiliiil. UAHDCOOS o i lv; ocut free. Oldest nonry for bccunn af l'litouts tolio'i ttiroiiL'h Ptutm A Cv special notice, wHliout chnrgj, lutbo Scientific Emffl, A handsomely illnntrntfxl weoltlv. I,n-"n(. ' cnlntion of niiT p'icm illo journal. Tiviiif, 1 yer: four monlUo, IL liuUUyall nowadoaitr!. llruuch omco. ff V 8U WpshiL;,-lor " Blacksmith Shop Reopened. Tlie patrons of II. E. White nul others, will please take no tice that I have re-opencd my faiher's blacksmith shop, a,nd am ready to do your work. I will tiy to please vou, and will make you reasonable pries Kcspectfully yturs, Alvln. C. White. 0TI('E FOH ITBLIfATIOX. Non coal land. No. 0341 11. Department of the Interior, V. S. Land Offiee at Roswell, Xew Mexlto, DcceuiLer S3. !UI0. Notice is hereby ulvcn Unit Kobrit I. Plii)s. of tiHnirer I iilie, N. M., who. on Deo. 20. 1910. mnele homeslend er.liy Ser. No. 024 111. torn. W S.WSrc.Sf. Twp. 0-S Itnniie 36 10,. N. M. P. Meriillnn . has filed notice of intention to uihkb v mm commutation I'roor, to es tablish claim to the land above de scribed: before Register .t Receiver U. S. Land OiTlce, in their oflice. lit Roswell. New Kcxico. ontheTlhdny of t-'ehrunry, 1811. Claimant names as witnesses: Krnest c, Klnibroutrli. M. Hnrvcy Kimbroiifli, nnd Reese P. Howen., of Rnnyer LnUe. N. M.. nnd John ltcnl, of Porioles. N. M. T. C. TILLOTSOX, Register. BlCiW-b'S SUDS SUCCCC0 1 SPECIAL OFFER ' Mad to lulU New TIiuIik-m. A trial will inftiio von our rar Diane lit customer. Prize cpgcti?n rjiksiT3r,?2iiiI P Uet; iO 3tri.,, ..w,rl.. Kit,.-r Tar.rtiPi in iU 11 the fl'iett : Turnln. 1 ii.tenaid : Onin. u best vans. Wrlto to-day; Mention this Paper. SEND 10 CENTS to cover postage ml picking and rcivt thU Talnnble , iiiurucutct Ffiimiuri nr-m sua iin( nook. 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