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THE KENNA RECORD Dan C. 8avage, Ed. & Pub. KENNA : ! NEW MEXICO The new nickels are no easier to get than -the old ones. Our Idea of the "perfect" gown Is one that can be wished on. Hasty marrlagos Ere proverbially likely to lead to long repentance. Many men tahe their work more seriously than others do their loafing. Llpton cannot lift tbe cup, but all true sports lift their hats to LIpton. Get busy. Did you ever notice what hard work It is to keep on doing noth-InT A California scientist says the sun Is a magnet It certainly does draw attention. A Japanese expert has arrived to study the New York police. Possibly tor points to avoid. Adding insult to injury Is where a man asks for a light and then blows the cigar smoke In your face. Now a scientist has risen up to say that cheese causes appendicitis. But some cheese can do worse than that. Insects have one advantage In that many of them mature thirty minutes after birth. Some men never mature. Disapproval of the design of the new nickel Is becoming general. Why so much fuss over a lowly half dime? The clergyman who said: "Let youi enemies klBS you," evidently has nev er felt the smarting effect of a brick wound. Now we know why the "turkey trot" has been discarded by society. The dance Ik too rough for corsage bou quets to stand tbe shock. No one but dentists will worry over the statement made by a University of Chicago professor that the human race will some day be toothless. King George Is to wear a crown. If it has an open top doubtless Its use will tend to prevent baldness, but there Is lltle excuse for It otherwise. . The burglar who entered a Los An geles home and forgot the purpose of bis visit long enough to aid In com forting a sick baby, is not beyond re demption. The Minnesota legislator, who Is after a law to make it a felony for a housewife to "steal" the servant of another, must have had a good cook in his family at some time. The professional burglar has quit wearing gloves to avoid leaving finger Drlnts. He has discovered that touch easier method is to wash off the safe after he is through with It The Indian chiefs of the west found nothing else in New York so interest ing as the buffalo at the Bronx. Can tt be that buffalo are scarcer than sky scrapers in Buffalo Bill's country? ' A member of the Albany legislature has been seized with the brilliant Idea of taxing city cats. It is but a meas ure of retribution; for lo, these many moons city cats have been taxing peo ple. The butcher classifies his customers this way: Those who never buy beef steak are poor, those who buy beef steak twice a week are well to do, and those who have it oftener are rich. One of the writers In the Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph compares George Washington to Honus Wagner; show. Ing that Pittsburgh people Jtill have a high regard for the first president It has bn determined that the average lifetime of a United States 11 silver certificate Is a trifle more than a year. We can cite numerous cases where It hasn't lasted a minute. The hoboes' union proposes to peti tion the presiaent lor more rreeaom. njnra freedom in what? Chicken houses, or freight trains, or simply emancipation from compulsory baths? mL. mlw rt a Maw VnrV tn1lw king signed a check for $30,000 for a spiritualistic medium at the orders of her husband'a ghost Mighty poor pOUCy iO uav9 "" "nil iu that lasnion. Some times It does not pay to emu late great men of the past A Vir ginia youth, while trying a Benjamin Franklin experiment In flying a kite through ari electrical storm, was la- Untly electrocute, v MAY BE FEW FIGHTS OH TARIFF HOUSE AND SENATE LEADERS PRACTICALLY AGREED. A General Revision Bill Approved by President Wilson Nearly Ready for Congress. Washington, D. C. The Democratic Tariff Revision bill is finished, with the xceptlon of a final decision upon the sugar tariff. From beginning to end It is a' measure modeled in ac cord with the ideas of President Wil son, with wool, meats and many other rood stuffs and clothing materials on the free list; with low duties upon all agricultural products and food stuffs that are not free; and with the tariff on chemical, steel and other oommorcial products cut far below the present .protective rates. The senate tariff leaders asked for an opportunity to study the bill. They will then confer with Oscar W. Un derwojd, chairman of the house com mittee on ways and means, and later will have a final conference with President Wilson. A careful analysis of the senate will be made In the meantime, to determine whether free wool, "one cent sugar" and low rates on "market basket" products will prove acceptable to a majority of tho Democrats. Briefly summarized, the tariff devel opments were: President Wilson's ultimatum to sugar Interests, that they must agree to a tariff of one cent per pound for three years, with free sugar after that time, or he would attempt to secure free sugar at once. The completion of the bill by the ways and means committee with the exception of the sugar schedule. On this, the committee is prepared to agree on free sugar if the Presi dent insists. Income tax rates fixed at 1 per cent for all corporation In comes above $5,000; 1 per cent on personal incomes from $4,000 to $20, 000 ; 2 per cent from $20,000 to $50, 000; 3 per cent from $50,000 to $100, 000; 4 per cent above $100,000. The President submitted his propo sal on the sugar tariff to Representa tive Broussard of Louisiana early In the day. Louisiana senators and rep resentatives conferred throughout the day, and sounded out other members of the senate, to determine whether enough strength could be secured to fight the free sugar features of the plan. They had reached no decision at this time, however, as to the course they would take. SUFFRAGETTES USING BOMBS A Railway Station at Oxted In Surrey Blown Up to Revenge Pankhurst. Oxted, Surrey, England. Suffra gettes blew up the railway station at Oxted In Surrey. An alarm clock set for 3 o'clock, a contrivance similar to those used by dynamiters In America, was found In the wreckage, and also a loaded revolver. Militant placards told that the explosion was the work of the women. The lavatory of the station was de molished and the walls, windows and doors damaged. So far as known no body was injured. Stockport, England. Explosives partly wrecked a London & North western railway train near here. The carriages were almost empty and no body was Injured. Suffragettes were suspected of the wrecking, in revenge for the conviction of Mrs. Pankhurst London. Warnings were sent - out by the directorates of all the railroad systems in the United Kingdom to the effect that militant suffragettes had threatened to burn stations in various parts of the country. Patrols will be stationed at all stations and in tunnels. AN ARMY SENT AGAINST ZAPATA President Huerta Will Try to Crush Mexican Rebel With 10,000 Troops. HUERTA GIVES Ur PRESIDENCY. Madero't Successor In Mexico Says That He Is Unable to Handle Situation. El Paso, Tex. To satisfy all fac tions, General Huerta has agreed to the naming of Pedro Lnscuraln as provisional president, said advices re ceived here directly from the national capitol. Lascuraln will serve out the uncompleted term of the late Madero, if named. As minister of exterior relations in Madero's former cabinet, Lascuraln Is entitled to serve as next In line In view of the deaths of Madero and Vice-President Suaroz. The Huerta cabinet would be retained by the compromise. The City of Mexico. The breaking ort of all negotiations for peace with Zapata has forced the government to mobilize a strong force for a campaign against the southern rebels. That has been done in spite of teh fact that rebel successes in the north have made . imperative the dispatch of a large part of tho regular army to that region. - . The war department says that gov ernlSont troops will begin moving Into those districts occupied by Zapata's followers. That concentration will continue until an army of ten thou sand men has been gathered. The followers of Zapata have circu lated numerous manifestos repudiat ing Huerta and Felix Diaz, and calling on the people to support the Zapata movement. Boy of 15 rllls a Mexican. Fort Smith, Ark. Harvey Johnson, 15 years old, shot and killed Pascuul Samllpa, a Mexican, near De Queen when he discovered Samllpa in his mother's bedroom In the absence of his father, MAIL POUCHES IN THE FLOOD Postage Stamps and Currency Des tined for the Southwest Get a Soaking. St. Louis, Mo. Nine pouches of registered mail containing $100,000 worth of postage stamps and new cur rency of the face value of approxi mately $100,000, all water soaked by being marooned in the flood district, has reached the postoffice here. The stamps are a total loss but the money may be saved by being shipped back to Washington to be "laundrled and Ironed." The stamps were destined to post offices In all parts of the Southwest, the orders from postmasters ranging from $100 to $20,000, according to the size of the office. A temporary stamp famine may be the result in some places. MONTENEGRO DEFIES POWERS Little Kingdom Refuses to Abandon the Siege of Scutari at Their Demand. Cettlnje. The little kingdom of Montenegro has thrown down the gauntlet to the six great powers. It declined to yield to the demand of the powers to abandon its attempts to gain possession of Scutari, and has announced officially that "there will be no departure from an attitude which conforms to the necessities of the state of war existing between the allies and Turkey." CONGRESS IN EXTRA SESSION WERE TRAPPED IN SHIP'S HOLD German Vessel Overturned While Wreckers- Were at Work at Bay City, Oregon. Bay City, Ore. Twenty-two men. Including the ship's captain, the pres ident of a wrecking company of Port land and the representative of the marine underwriters, were trapped 1:1 the hold of the German sIiId Mlmi. which capsized off the beach here af ter having been hauled off a reef on which it had been fast two months. Rain and Hail In St. Joseph. St. Joseph, Mo. More than two inches of rain has fallen here in two hours. The heavy downpour was ac companied by hall and a high wind. The streets ran several Inches deep in water and a number of houses were flooded, while lightning started several small Death In East St. Louis Raid. East St. Louis, 111. In a spectac ular raid on "The Valley," East St Louis's notorious red light district, a saloon keeper was killed, a deputy sheriff believed fatally shot, another man wounded and 250 men and wom en arrested. BOTH 8ENATE AND HOUSE MEET AND ORGANIZE. Large Crowds Filled the Galleries Long Before the Time Set for Opening. .Washington, D. C The extraordi nary session of the Sixty-third con gress has convened. Popular interest centered in the house of representatives where Rep resentative Champ Clark, Democrat, was re-elected . to the speakership shortly after the session opened. Rep resentatives James R. Mann of Illi nois, Republican, was placed in nomi nation for that office by the minority. He received a rousing demonstration, but was overwhelmingly defeated. Other officers selected by the house were as follows: Clerk, South Trim ble of Kentucky; sergeant-at-arms, Robert E. Gordon of Ohio; doorkeep er, Joseph J. SInnott of Virghiia; post master, William M. Dunbar. No election of officers was held in the senate, that body having been or ganized before its adjournment on March 17. The convening of congress was au spicious In Democratic history. It marked the first time in nearly a score of years that Democrats ' have had complete control of the senate, the house of representatives and the presidency. Long before the hour set for throw ing open the doors of the house and senate galleries, the capitol was be sieged by sightseers seeking admit tance. Among them were hundreds of prettily gowned women the wives of senators and representatives, with a fair sprinkling of suffragettes. Convene Promptly at Noon. The presidential proclamation di rected that both houses convene at noon and promptly at 12 o'clock the gavel of Vice-President Marshall fell in the senate. A new chaplain, Rev. F. J. Prettyman of Washington, de delivered the invocation. The roll of senators was called in the usual way and committees appointed to notify the house and the president that the senate was ready to transact busi ness. In the house Clerk Trimble ascend ed to the speaker's rostrum and di rected the reading of the president's proclamation. He was accorded a noisy reception. The proclamation was read and Trimble announced that in accordance with precedent and the constitution it was necessary to call the roll of the new house by states. The house chamber had been equipped with benches instead of the old style desks and looked much like the English commons. While the role was called members Jokingly asked each other how they liked the new seats and the old timers tried to fig ure out how they could ever get used to this radical innovation. Motor Bandit Hid Poison. Paris, France. The four motor ban dits confined in the prison De La Sante, under sentence of death on the guillotine, were searched by wardens and were found to have hidden in their clothing sufficient poison to kill 50 persons. For a Pair of "Cattle $16,000. Utiea, N. Y. Francis M. Jones of Chuckery, a few miles south of here, sold to Stevens Brothers of Liverpool, N. Y., a bull and a cow for $16,000. The animals are brother and sister. War Aeroplanes In Collision. Rhelms, France. Two sergeants of the army aviation corps were fatally injured In a collision between two machines in midair. The accident occurred in the course of maneuvers by a "flotilla" of five aeroplanes. Old Comedian Dies In Want. Chicago, 111. Thomas Seabrooke, widely known comedian In the early days of musical comedy and . light opera, died In an actor's , rooming house at 178 South Clark street of acuta' alcoholism, A HARD WIND HITS ATCHISON Small Houses Were Unroofed . and Wires Blown Down by Funnel shaped Cloud. Atchison, Kan. A heavy windstorm struck this city about 6:30 o'clock in the afternoon. Houses In the west part of the town were unroofed and wires blown down. Joseph Dlckerson, a grocer's boy. was blown from a delivery wagon and painfully injured. Dr. Virgil Mor rison, a physician, was caught in the whirlwind and had to lie down to es cape its force. The whirlwind lifted when It reach ed the business section, and crowds of people watched its course over the city. The air was filled with shingles and light debris. SET CAPTURED BALLOON FREE The Germans Were Permitted to Leave by the French Authorities at Luneville. Lunevllle, France. The German air cruiser Zeppelin IV was inflated and departed for Germany at 3 o'clock in the afternoon. The landing of the airship on the parade grounds here in the midst of a brigade of French rifle men was satisfactorily explained to a French board of Inquiry. The airship and Its crew were afterward released on payment of $2,000 as custom duty, and the incident was declared closed. PERISHED IN A QUICKSAND An Omaha Prize Fighter Went Down on a Sand Bar In the Mis souri River. Omaha, Neb. Joedy Posplsll, a pu gilist, was drowned eight miles north of Omaha. In company with Miss Frankle Virglen of Omaha he was cruising in the Missouri river in a gasoline launch and ran upon a sand bar. In an effort to release the boat he stepped upon the bar and immedi ately sank in quicksand. Miss Vlr glen was rescued by farmers. A HIDDEN DANGER It is a duty of the kidneys to rid the blood of urlct-I acid, an Irritating fcJ poison that la con-Lx,. stantiy forming aide. 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WhMast lanrl are aiW'tal well adapted to grain tfruwiuff ana cauie ntjiains;. nCELLKST RAILWAY VAC1UTIBS In man? eases the railway In Canada have been built In ad Tance of settlement, and In short time there will not be a settler w bo need be more than Y??ha mm m WW ten or twelTe miles from a line rogu la mission. of railway. Hallway Kates are mated oj uorernsuent Horn- Social Conditions The American Settlerlsatboma in Western Canada, lie Is not a Stranger In a strange land, bar ing nearly a nilllluu of bi own people already settled there. If Xou desire to know why tbe eon. Itlon of tbe Canadian Settler Is Erosperous write and send tor leralure,rate, etc., to G. A. COOK. 1 w. iu itheet, una cm, m. Canadian Gorernmertt' Agent, or address snporintunuen or Immigration, Ottawa, In Delaware. Black I understand your . father made money In the whaling Industry. Brown That's right He was sher. iff, and was paid (or doing stunts at the wlpplng-post. Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTOKIA, a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it Signatured J In Use For Over 80 Tears. Children Cry for Fletcher's Caatoria Appropriate. "What did the railroad man get for his birthday present?" "Some new ties." An open confession may be good for the soul, but it's apt to disfigure a reputation. There's nothing platonlo about man's love for himself. CONSTIPATION Munyon's Paw-Paw Pills are unlike all oth er laxatives or cathar tics. They coax the liver into activity by gentle methods, they do not scour; they do not gripe; they do not weaken; but they do start all the secretions of the liver and atom ach in a way that tooa puts these organs in a healthy condition and corrects constipation. Munyon's Paw-Paw Pills are a tonic to the stomach, liver and nerves. They invigorate instead of weaken; they enrich the blood instead of Impover ishing it; they enable the stomach to get all the nourishment from food that Is put lot it, Trie aj cents. All Druggists, at ,Jk