The Kenna record., March 06, 1914, Image 2

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THE RECORD, KENNA, NEW MEXICO.
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GASCARETS
FOR
LI
No sick headache, sour stomach,
biliousness or constipation
by morning.
Get a lucent box now.
Turn the rascals out th headache,
biliousness, Indigestion, the sick, sour
stomach and foul gases turn them
out to-night and keep them out with
Cascarets.
Millions of men and Women take a
Cascaret now and then and nerer
know the misery caused by a lazy
liver, clogged bowels or an upeet stom
ach. Don't put in another day of distress.
Let Cascarets cleanse your stomach;
remove the sour, fermenting food;
take the excess bile from your liver
and carry out all the constipated
waste matter and poison In the
bowels. Then you -will feel great.
A Cascaret to-night straightens you
out by morning. They work while
you sleep. A 10-cent box from
any drug store means a clear bead,
sweet Btomach and clean, healthy liver
and bowel action for months. Chil
dren love Cascarets because they
never gripe or sicken. Adv.
OR AT LEAST NOT WORKING
Smith's Machine Had the Horse Pow
er All Right, but He Thought
Some Were Der-d.
They were talking automobile
reminiscences and Congressman Jacob
"Johnson of Utah recalled the experi
ence of Smith along a country -road.
The Inexplicable thing had happened
some ten miles from a garage, and
Smith was mauling over the machlno
with a monkey wrench, when a farm
er came along.
For a while Hiram stood In silence
watching the efforts of the autolst,
and then human nature asserted It
self and he broke Into conversation.
"Some car ye've got there, pard,"
he remarked, admiringly. "What pow
er Is It?"
"Forty horse power," answered
Smith, continuing to plug away" with
the monkey wrench.
"Forty hoss, eh?" returned Hiram,
still working his eyes. "What seems
ter be the trouble with It?"
"Well,, as near as I can figure It
out," answered Smith, with a sort of
cross between a sigh and a cuss,
"about 39 of the horses are dead."
Matter of Environment.
The Mexican student was watching
his first northern football game. Tt
held his Interest firmly. His face grew
flushed, his arms were flung out, ho
shouted hoarsely:
"Do you call thees a game?" he
asked of the man at his right.
"Sure," was the reply. "What would
you call It?"
"In my country," said the stranger
from across the border, "we would
call it a seven-day pitched battle!"
The trouble with the average man Is
that he wants his club to be home-like
and his home to be club-like.
NO GUSHER
But Tells Facts About Postum.
A Wis. lady found an easy and safe
way out of the Ills caused by coffee.
She says:
"We quit coffee and have used Pos
tum for the past eight years, and
Jrink it nearly every meaL We never
tire of It.
"For several years previous to quit
ting coffee I could scarcely eat any
thing on account of dyspepsia, bloat
ing after meals, palpitation, sick head
ache In fact was in such misery and
distress I tried living on hot water
and toast.
"Hearing of Postum I began drink
ing it and found it delicious. My ail
ments disappeared, and now I can eat
anything I want without trouble.
"My parents and husband had about
the same experience. Mother would
cften suffer after eating, while yet
drinking coffee. My husband was a
reat coffee drinker and suffered from
indigestion and headache.
"After he stODoed coffa anil hnn
Postum both ailments left blm. He
will not drink anything else now and
we have it three times a day. I could
write more but am no gusher only
state plain facts.
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Write for a copy of the
famous little book, "The Road to Well
ville." Postum now comes in two forms:
Regular Postum must be well
boiled. 15c and 25c packages.
Instant Postum is a soluble pow
der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly
in a cup of hot water and, with cream
and sugar, makes a delicious beverage
Instantly. 80o and 60o tins.
The cost per cup of both kinds is
about the same.
"There's a Reason" for Postum.
old by Grocer.
SLUGGISH
IVER
STATE NEWS
OF INTEREST TO ALL
NEW MEXICO
PEOPLE
Western Newspaper Union Nt Service.
Albuquerque now claims a popula
tion of 25,000.
Parsnips weighing five pounds,
were raised by E. H. Ayres of Estan
cla. The fifty elk from Montana for New
Mexico are expected to reach Santa
F6 soou.
The bee Industry In the Pecos val
ley has already become one of im
portanee.
The Baptists of ArteBla, have se
cured a building and will open a col
lege this fall.
There are rumors of removing the
internal revenue office from Santa F4
to Phoenix.
Edward Heasley, the four year old
son of W. H. Beasley of Artesia, was
"hooked" by a cow.
T. Y. Moorhead, Pecos' city mar
shal, was shot and killed almost in
stantly by Fernando Sublo, a Mexi
can. P. J. Reynolds of Fort Bayard and
Martin Q. Hardin of Lordsburg have
been appointed and confirmed as post
masters. Fire of unknown origin caused con
siderable damage in the spacious res
idence of Captain French, one mile
east of Cimarron.
While visiting at the home of Mr.
and Mrs. W. A. Anderson one mile
west of Flora Vibta,- Miss Edith Chit
tenden was accidentally shot.
The practical application of parcel
post Is illustrated in the shipping of
800 pounds of beans to the mining
town of Mogollon by a firm at Dom
ing. The Big Burros Copper Company,
with a capital of $1,500,000, was in
corporated and the incorporation pa
pers filed with the secretary at
Santa F6.
The Pythians of Roswell and Vicin
ity in the rooms of the Damon Lodge
No. 15, Knights of Pythias, of Roswell,
celebrated the 50th anniversary of
their order.
County School Superintendent R. S.
Tipton, of Otero county, has appor
tioned the county school fund of $3,
838.50 among 2,559 school children at
$1.50 a person.
Water application 859 was filed by
Ralph E. MeNicholl of Hagerman, for
six-tenths second feet of the Pecos
river, for pumping purposes, to irri
gate 42.7 acres.
Cashier W. J. Joyce of the Bank ef
San Ttlurclal, which closed its doors
recently, submitted three tentative
plans to Traveling Auditor Howell
Earnest to straighten out the bank's
affairs.
County Superintendent of Schools
A. E. Bailey of Eddy county, resigned
his position. Superintendent Poore of
Carlsbad was elected to fill tho va
cancy. Mr. Bailey's term would have
expired iu 1916.
Peter Mack of Columbus, received
from El Paso an assay of some of (he
mineral taken from the mine in the
Tres Hermanas mountains that is
being developed by Teter Mack, Chas.
Keenum and Mr. Stewart. The min
eral is sufficiently rich in silver and
gold to yield a good profit to them
after paying the expenses of shipment
and extraction at the smelter.
Hon. Nathan Jaffa of Reswell Is
now a thirty-third-degree Mason.
The honor was conferred on Mr. Jaffa
at Denver. There are seven thirty
third degree men in the etate. They
are: Cony T. Brown, Socorro; E. A.
Cahoon, Roswell; James G. Fitch, So
corro; Richard H. Hanna, Santa Fe;
Nathan Jaffa, Roswell;" John W.
Mayes, Santa V6; John W. Poe, Ros
well. Mrs. J. D. Bright of Silver City, was
painfully injured in a runaway,
J. H. Fleming, postoffice site in
spector of the Treasury Department,
of the United States, 'arrived in Las
Vegas from 'Raton for the purpose of
examining proposed sites and select
ing the location for the-federal build
ing. Land Commissioner R. P. Ervien
stated that there will likely be much
interest on the part of home seekers
of other states in the forthcoming land
sale, scheduled for April 21, in the
town of Deming, Luua county. The
land to be put up at auction is about
sixteen miles from Deming and a full
description of it may be obtained by
writing to the commissioner of public
lands.
The Mountain View mine in the
Pinos Altos district was sold to a firm
of New York people who will proceed
at once to put the same into opera
tion. Fred Cooper of Plrios Altos has
owned the mine, which consists of,two
claims, for a number of years, but has
never operated it. Tbv property lies
near tV Mountain Key and about a
miles south of the fcwn of PUos
Altos.
Recalling the Bloody War of the Broken Egg
WASHINGTON. The subject of eggs came up at luncheon time in the sen
ate restaurant The proposition of efficient economy was under 'discus
sion when Senator Carroll S Pmrn made the startling statement that in the
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that would avert the smashing of 10 per cent, of the eggs laid by the American
hen. The farmer's boy of years ago can recall the time when eggs sold at
from five to ten cents a dozen, and even under those conditions the smashing
of an egg was a real calamity.
The omnipresent egg on the breakfast table recalls the stoiy told by the
late Senator Allison of a broken egg that led to an Indian war in Minnesota.
In 1862, several Sioux Indians appeared in a farmer's dooryard and saw a nest
of eggs with a ben sitting on it, as an industrious ben is wont to do. An Indian
picked up one of the eggs, and his companions warned him not to break it as
it belonged to a white man. Having a general contempt for all pale-faces, the
brave could not resist smashing the egg. He proceeded to break the others in
the nest, while another Sioux shot the hen, scared from her nest. A third
Sioux, to show his heroism, sent a bullet through the farmer's cow, which
brought the farmer to the door, rifle In hand; and a fourth Indian, to show his
supreme bravery and his contempt for the white man, shot the farmer dead.
This bloody outrage was completed by massacring the farmer's wife and chil
Thus from a bit of mischief started
volt at the Indian reservation. "
Chance Must Have Been
REPRESENTATIVE ADAMSON wrote to M. O. Chance, chief clerk of the
postoffice department, a little while ago In behalf of a clerk, A. E. Moody,
a colored man from Georgia. He said to Mr. Chance that the clerk was a
pretty good fellow, bo "if he bas done
wrong don't discharge him, but cuss
him out a bit."
Well, In a few days along came a
letter from Chance to Representative
Adamson, saying that the cusslng-out
process must have been a little to
caustic, for the clerk had resigned.
leaving a letter informing Mr. Chance
that a minister of the gospel had flown
from their midst This is the letter:
"Hon. Mr. Chance, Chief Clerk of the
Postoffice Department. Dear Sir: I do
I truly hope that you will received it.
minister. I have been called a long -time ago to preach the gospel by the God
of heaven and earth. I cannot do It successful and hold my Job in the gov
ernment services, and I will pray for the blessing of God to rest on the Post
master General and his cabinet in the Post Office Department But I may
miss the envelope that Is handed to
ciera, Mr. Mooney, Dut I rather missed that than to miss eternal life.
After which Representative Adamson wrote- "Brother" Chance:
"I have your favor of the 4th instant inclosing copy of a letter from Rev.
Blank. I was not aware of the fact
whether he has verified his call to
advice in his credentials from on high
are in a bad fix."
Saddest Plaint One Ever Hears in Washington
WORKING for Uncle Sam, which at first is a vocation, oftentimes becomes
a disease, and an Incurable one. The saddest plaint one ever hears In
Washington sadder than the wall of the rejected office seeker Is that of the
BfJEfl SUCH, A
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Perhaps he is a man yet capable of throwing off his government harness and
bitching himself to something better outside the cramping, grinding world
of clerical slavery under official tryranny, but he has a family and cannot
afford to take a chance.
He could fill satisfactorily most any position requiring clerical ability
and experience, but he cannot let go his government job to find something
even equally as remunerative. He is afraid to take the chance. National
Magazine.
As Everybody Knows, "Findings Is Keepings"
A FIERCE winter's wind went tangoing down the avenue the other day,
with a derby hat dancing along. But It wasn't a "hesitation" dance. It
romped and danced and rolled onward for three v.hlrlwlndy squares, until the
man who had been sprinting alter u
gave up the chase.
And as he gasped and wheezed red
and wind blown this Is what a batch
of fellow men heard him yell every
last man of them, chuckling at the
poor chap which is the way of man,
except when he's chasing a bat of his
own:
"You can keep it up to Jericho, if
you want to. I'm done you unholy
roller, you." He shook himself with
the disgusted emphasis which dear Darwin could have told him he had in
herited from some prehistoric web ben, and then turned and plodded back.
The hat, however, had no notion of taking a trip to Jericho. It stopped
the instant its owner turned, and slid into a sheltered curb ledge, where it lay
until another man came along and picked it up.
He was undoubtedly an honest man, for be looked about for a claimant
but the owner was already merged in the crowd, and, as everybody knows,
findings is keepings. , .
The man brushed the bat with his sleeve, saw that It was an almost new
derby, with the latest kink In rtbbou bands, and Judging by bis grin, as he
looked inside just bis own size.
That's all, only do you suppose a bat could possibly absorb from the
brains of its vearer such a thing as humor of the satanlc braadf -
discussion of tarlffnd currency, one
important element of cost and loss
had been overlooked. He referred to
the report from the secretary of agri
culture, declared that In one year over
1,500,000 eggs were destroyed in trans
portation to New York city. This loss
represented 9 per cent, of the total
supply. With a twinkle in his eye,
Senator Page suggested that some one
might acquire fame and fortune by in
venting a safe and sane egg-carrier
by a broken egg, there followed a re
a Little Too Caustic
hereby send in my resignation to you.
PleaBe your honor sir: I am a gospel
me twice a month from the disbursing
that be was a minister, nor do I know
the ministry or not. If he has correct
you people in the postoffice department
-
helpless and hopeless government
clerk lamenting his unhappy lot. He
realizes that he is "In bad," and yearns
for one more chance to right himself.
He Is in the net and cannot escape.
He would like to extricate himself, but
that Is impossible. Perhaps his head
has whitened and his hands have pal
sled in the service, and his years of
steady employment are unrepresented
by a dollar saved. His fate is sealed.
Gloomllyfre trods his weary way.
The Promotion
of Health
TTiA trnnwinc rirvw
tZU to keep strong and L"ZZ3
healthy 13 not so
much of a secret.
CZ3
You must first see
that the digestion
is kept normal, the
liver active and the
bowels regular. To LZZj
bring about this t a
healthy condition
you should try I"""'!
esi HOSTETTER'S cssa
Stomach Ditfers
It is for Indigestion,
Poor Appetite, Nau
sea, Costiveness, Bili
ousness and Malaria.
Start today.
Rheumatic
Twinges
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LINIMEMT
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gives quick relief from chest and
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Relief from Rheumatism
Mr mother hu uietl one 60c. bottT
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A little boy next door had oroap. I
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