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BINGIIAMB BUItGLAB. i ! 1 Illngham was dreaming about Ue ipolltlanl muddle In Kentucky, mo lie iwas nut tarty te have tils slumber dis turbed, cvin by a bnrglar. Hut was It ft burglar? liven the philosophical. Imperturbable Mr. I'lilllp Illnghum, man of business, wm forced to admit that there could be little doubt. From down-stairs, In the library, ho thought, came a series at noise thnt told only too plainly that the house wm being Invaded. , Ulngham was not a oowart), but somehow ho trod never noticed what llltfe lega ho had to aupport luoh a big iinnti, Ho had .thought, too, that he 'had driven tho malaria from his ays Item, yet there wai n chilly fooling In the region of hi baok. lie shook him ; nnlf and wished he were just around tho earner ot the block. Ho knew n place where they sold n stimulant that would make almost anybody fight (burglars. As he stood there In the middle ot tho floor, one arm drawn baok as It to fell the Intruder, who was no closer than tho floor below, Ulngham calcu lated his position. His wlfo was away, 'the house bad been oloiod for n week. The servant had beon sent homo till hln wlfo's return, and he was atone alone with tho burglar nud his thoughts. Ho I wondered which he would rather havo for a steady companion the burglar or tho thoughts and almost decided to choose the burglar. Then he even managed to smllo as he rubbed hie ohln , nnd tried to reach a conclusion na what to do, Presently Illngham atolo sllintly fovcr to tho drotsor and rummaged i about In the drawer, from which he abstracted what looked In tho unetr I tain light to be a pistol of ancient pat (tern. ' "If It won't sTioflt," he muttered to himself. "1 can throw It at him. TMs .Is the penalty for deoelvlng a wife, or I've told mine a hundred times that 'we were prepared to repel an army. Mother that fellow, why didn't he let I me know he was coming?" Ulngham tiptoed from the room and , began to ilcuend the amir -the most I creaky atalm. lie thought, that ever a bungling carpenter tiullt. Tho biirgla-. It occurred to Ulngham, might take alarm and flee, which would be better, after all. II" whs beginning to fed what a terrible thing It would be io 'tnke n human life, so he waited for n 'minute to give the intruder a chance 10 oecape. Hut the burglar only made more noise than before, and Illngham wm forced to proceed. I Healthily lllngbatn mado his way to 'the scene of the robber's operations, 'which prored to be the dining-room. The iloor was closed. Illngliara quick .ly planned his attack. He would seise 'the knob, throw the door open, present 'his pistol, and onll on the burglar U isurrender. That would be much mow humane than wounding or perhaps killing him. lleslde. Ulngham was not confident that his pistol would kill anything. ) Nerving himself, Ulngham mado tho rUHU ho felt hlmrilt being drenebed .with water, a strong urm bore him to (tho lloor, nnd then then, much to his disgust, he was actually sat upon by tho man ho had expeotod to surprise. SlJlnhfnl silently refloated that tho at tack must have miscarried. 1 "Well, you'ro tho easiest I eror 'saw," chuckled tho man who was us 'Jug the divan. "Tried to play ma a my own gnitie, eh? Thought that I didn't havo anything else t o, so just (dropped In to let you bowl mo over? Didn't know that I mado all that racket .w I could get you to come to me In- .stead of going to you? Didn't know I was going to wash you off so you weulefn't soil rny broadcloth?" 1! tagks in was gradually recovering ' (ttto breath. He realised that the rob ber kad been waiting to dash a pall ef & 'water In tils face and that he had fallen into Ota trap. "What are you going to do with mo new that you've got ma?" be asked. . "Tnat deptadi on new you behave," answered the captor, producing a pair of handcuffs, which he Ailed te It lag haw's wrleU. "If you're good, raebbe 111 let you watch me burglo. It's right InisrssUruc to those who ala't on. If 'you're bad I'll eat you. Now, kit up." illngham est up and watched the fnl ny as ha took drawer after drawer aad satnttsd the roatantfc on the time. "Mot Much btre." hi nattered, as Its ssrlsd the stuff with hU foot, "as I rktm we'd better go up-stalrs." "How long have you been here and how did you get In?" ventured Ulng ham, who was beginning to feel ready acquainted with his visitor. The burglar turned to him with just the suggestion of a twinkle In his eye. "It's this way," be said. "My wateh Is out ojf order, so I cuu't quite tell how long I're enjoyed your tender hospi tality. On the naxt jab I'll be able to tell, (or I'm going to borrow your wateh when we get up.stslrs. I, came In through tbe pantry window, laugh ing all the time IX those burglar alarms or ymin, Ysti'd have tlnae beUar to put your rasnoy in lattery tickets. Oome an, now; walk ahead we're going up-stalrs." Ulngham obeyed the command, and with misgivings, far It had just oo stirred to him that In his wallet under his pillow was several hundred dollars which he had drawn from the bank to complete a deal early next morning. In his excitement he had not thought to hide It before he went dnwn-stnlrs. "Turn In there!" sternly command ed tho burglar, ns Ulngham purposely passed the door of his own room, "and rcmembtr that trying to throw me oft cornea under tho head of being bad. I think I'd bettor 'tend to you beforo you got gay. 811 In that chair." Ulngham sat In tho chair. Thoro was nothing else to do. And, sitting there, he gritted his teetb, white the burglar calmly proceeded to tie his feet securely together with towels. "If you so mueh as bat an eye, I'll swallow you," was the fellow's ad monition as lie finished and began to look about the room. First he helped himself to Uinghatn'a ruff buttons, nnd then he added to his plunder the diamond In Ulngham's shirt. Humming a popular nlr, he then approached tho bed, raised tho pillow and took tho wallet. Ulngham's feel ings overflowed. To bo robbed was bad enough, but to bo robbsd to rag time seemed the Intensity of humility. "I'll make you suitor Mr this If It takes a lifetime," Ulngham shouted, "I'll " "You'll Mint tip. that's what you'll do," said tbe burglar, solzlng another towel and binding It around ningham'a mouth, "I'm going to take n tittle trip about the house now. Don't sq mueh as stir, mind you, I'm In a good hu mor tonight or I'd hurt you long ago, Time dragged with Ulngham while the burglar pursued his March, He heard him rummaging first In one room and than In another, nnd it seemed an age before he returned, holding In his band a photograph Ingham wondsrad what could ha wrought a change In the man. The lr of bravado that had characterised his vry move was gone. "I'm going to ask you a question or two nnd I want you to answer ma truthfully," said the burglar, earnestly Ulngham nodded. "Perhaps it doesn't concern me.' continued tbe burglar, as he removed the towel that checked Ulngham' speech, "but I'd like you to tell me who this Is." He turned the picture to his captive. "My wife." said Ulngham, simply. It seemed to Ulngham that the Knee on tbe burglar's face softened. "Did you ever hear her chance to sneak of Dick Prloe?" he asked. "A trlond ot long ago?" "Yes," said Ulngham, "often. They wore to bo mnriied I believe. Price stole some money sail ran away. Thsy called him it worthless etir, nnd no one was sorry when n report came that he was dead. The burglar nodded his hand. "I know Prise,'' lis said. "He wns worthless cur, tike myself. Hut I've changed my mind about taking your stuff. All I wont Is thls-the picture to remember Dlek lrles by. nnd I want you to promise never to tell ot my visit hire tonight." "1 premise," wss Ulngham's reply, "I'm going now," said the burglar, bending over Ulngham and releasing his hands and feet. Itemember your promise." He trudged away and a moment la ter Ulngham heard the front door open and listened to tbe sound of footstep till they dlsd away down Uie street. If You Want to tin Irfivtxl, Don't lint fault. Dan't believe all the evil yon hear. Don't jeer at every body's religious belief. Don't be rude to your Inferiors In soelal positions Don't repeat gossip even It It doss In terest a crowd. Don't undorrato any thlng because you don't possess It Don't go untidy on the plow that ov erybody knows yau. Don't contradict people, even If you are auro you are right. Don't conclude that you have never hud any opportunities In life, Don't bellovo that ovary one else in tho world Is happier than you. Dou't bo Inquisitive about tho affairs ot oven your most Intimate friends. Don't got Into the habit ot vulgarising life by making light of the sentiment of it. Don't express n positive opinion unless you porfsetly understand what you are talking about. DBOKNBHATB DOQ. Many IlalKillFl Trick rUrmt by the Vli-lnuilj Atwrrant Animal, Now and then thoro Is a degenornto dog, just as there are degenorato men, I oneo knew a dog of that kind. Ho was a handsome fellow, a Seotoh colllo, black, with whlto breast, nnd lower forelegs and tip ot tall also white. Ills father was n gentlemanly dog, nnd hU mother wns also reputable. At an early age this dog took to tilling chickens, and would mouth nnd kill n wholo brood ot downy chlokons In less than a mlnuto from tho first alarmed sareeah ot tho mother hen. A llttlo later ho killed, as a dally reoreatlon, ehlekens of all sorts nnd conditions. Many nttompts woro mado to shoot him, but ho seemed bullet-proof. Ho would run Into the street, seise a horso by the noso. nnd, swinging clear ot the pavement, would hang thoro, while the terrified horse would vainly try to dislodge him. When n mnn on horse back same along, ho would proceed to have fun with him by solzlng his home's tall. No whip could reach him, nud whon the rider would dismount the dog would brat n successful ro treat. He killed all the cats lu the neighborhood. When a peddler with samples at potatoes or apples entered the yard at his owner he would greet him with a friendly wagging tall and escort blm to tho door, but when the same peddler turned his back to go he never failed to take a bite at tho calf ot bis Isg. The dog's eonduot finally raised the neighbors against him. and the owner was Informed that It ho did not got rid of him the dug would be shot. To save his life tho owner gavs him tu.n butcher, lu his nsw environment ho laated hut one day. Ha hit the butcher's daughter, and the butcher killed him. Indian apolis News. TM DllBAJiy VELDT, BIOKENH HBAIvr OF 1 HE BltlT ISH 80LDICn. The Herniate laln of Simlh Africa, Ubtre liUnrfi HnnHnw Up Men and AtulmaW ami .Nature Hein la Ila DrntL Illaooiilenlril Wnmeu. Discontented women am always ego tists. Thsy view everything with re gard to tkoMsalves, and bars therefore the defecllveirinpatblss that belong to low organisations. Thsy never win confidence, for their discontent breads distrust and doubt, and, however elev er they may naturally bo. an obtrusive self, with Its train of likings sad dis liking, obscures their judgment and they take false vlsws of people and things, for this reason it is almost a hopeless effort to show them how Utile psopls generally ears about their grievances, for they hare thought about themselves so long and so much thnt they cannot oonesJYe tf any ether subject IntarsstlHg the rest of the world. Itatlitr (Tonnictlnjr, The widow Why was Minerva call ed tho g44eM ut wisdom? The bachel orProbably besause she never mar ried. The widow Then why was Solo mon, who had several hundred wives, called the wisest man? Uruger ! Temperate. President Kruger Is almost a total abstainer, and at banquets where wine Is drunk ne always has a glass ot milk before him, with whleh be pledges tbe toast. A START IN TUB LAW. tVlint Hilling ii .Mule Oier llm Itonl Mini Ihi Willi Making n t.nt'rr, Illustrating what a trifling Incident can Influence a man's whole career, It Ik told of Judge William IJndssy, who Ik now t'nlted Htstes senator from Kentucky, that when a young man still in his teens he waa plowing In his father's field, which waa near a cross roads store where a dossn or more men usually congregated. Young Lindsay and the mule he waa working to the plow did not "see" well, and finally In trying to turn the mule around nt tho far side of the Hold it worse misunderstanding than usual - "iirrod. The mule turned square around nnd started back over the plow right at Lindsay, who grabbed a piece of fence rail and hit his big-eared serv ant a terrific Jolt above the oyo. The mule fell dead. Lindsay looked nt the dead mule and then nt the crowd across the field at the storo. Ho saw the men had witnessed his killing of tbe mule nnd he started nt full run to the store. Whan he ronohed there, al most out ot brenlh, he exclaimed: "dentlemen. I hilled the mule, but t did It In self'defeuse." "Ily Jingo, Hill, you ought to be a lawyer," said one of the men. "far anybody who can think of a plea ot that sort on I' spur of the moment would mako u good one." That suggestion stuck In young Lindsay's mind he did study law. became chief Justice of Kentucky and one of the greatest lawyers they ever bad. In 118, when Lindsay, ns senator, deserted his party on the sli ver Issus, one ot his old friends who knew of the mule Incident, and who was angry at Lindsay for his course, aald: "Say, boys, ain't It a pity that Lindsay killed tlmt inule?"-Clnslnuatt Unqulrer. HIS PBADLV PRACTICAL JOKE. Humorous Man l'okeit Ilia Umbrella Into a I'rleuil'i Hack anil lis Died. It was u joke; n duet sung lu oele brntlan ot Cuba's dawning era ot prog ress; a ship on the back nnd a play ful rolnllatlon with tho prod of an um brella, that together farmod tho merry prefnee to a fatal tragedy. Tho actors were Cubans. One, who died tho other day, was door go Alnmlllo. a olgnr maker, whose homo was In 162 Hum burg nventio, Urooklyn. He was drink ing and singing with his trlond, Hnm tiol 0. Dsgloy, an Insurance adjuster nt CO Howard avenue, lu a saloon on Jan. JQ. Thexfcrackeil many Jokes about tho ejectment ot the Spaniards from Cuba, and about the relative merits of the cigar trade and the In surance business. Suddenly Ungley, by way of empliaslilng his sense ot humor, Jabbed his Cuban friend In the back with an umbrella. It's sharp point pierced Atamlllo's flesh, lis cried out in pain, but did not realise at the time tbe serious nature at his wound. Ills death waa caused by blood poisoning, lieore he dhsd the Cuban dsclarad that his Mosul was A tameless. Hut the police said thsy would arrest Dagley, It only to sore him ot his dangsroualy playful use of sa umbrella as a means to Impress upon a victim the point of a jabs. Now York Press. Wear I n( lint Needlsnily, Many people wear themselves out needlessly; their eonselenee Is a ty rant. An exaggerated sense ot duty leads a person to anxious, ceaseless ac tivity, to be constantly doing some thing, over-punotual, never Idle a see ond ot time, scorn to rest; such are In unconscious nerve tension. They ssy they have no time to rest, they havo so mueh to do, not thinking they are rapidly unfitting themselves for prob ably what would have been their best and greatest work In after years. Veldt Is a Dutch word sometimes spelled without the "t." It means an unforestod or thinly forested tract ot land, what cowboy would call n "graas country." Tho higher traets, entirely deatltnte ot timber, are sailed tho high veldt; areas thinly covered with sonib or bush aro called tho bush-veldt. The great veldt ot tho Transvaal Is the Hooks of the Draken bcrg range, whoeo edge attains a height at the summit named Mauch of 8.7M feet. Mafeklng. where Uaden-Pawsll Is now fighting for life and llngllsh vic tory, Is In the heart of a veldt "upon whloh," writes a traveler, "there reals tho allonce of horror; where there Is alwnya the desolation of draught and excessive heat." A brief season ot the year come when this Is not sa; when dry torrent beds fill nnd brief rains Ml. Wild flowers blossom, the grasses turn from brown to grwn, ths native birds chirrup shrilly as thsy flutter from bush to hush. Then ths veldt Is n color picture, a plaque ot nature, upon which the eye settles for net. Ro brief are those periods, though, that men forget them and remember hut tbe terror of tbe parched veldt when the aloud come no more, and the wind Is scorching at midnight, or raw nnd colt), nnd the mirage of water dsncrs bnfors the crated eyes of the beasts. There la a saying ot the Arabs that "ths soil Is like fire snd the wind like n flame." Thus It seems to tbe unwary traveler caught upon tbe veldt with out water nnd no hope but to fight for llfo and gain the too distant ranges. In January tho sverage temperature at Durban1. ' In July OS: at l'leter- marltsburg ths Jsi uary average tem perature, Is Tl nnd (U In July; st Hwell- ' sndani the January temperature it 73 ! and tbe July 68. On the veldt the tern- 1 porature rises in December and Janu- 1 ary to 100. 108 and I0R; in July It falls to St, 90 and fi. Ho the Rnglish ob- j ner vers have determined. The greater ths heat the less watsr Is there to be ' found. Streams that were gorging In June and July are empty In January nnd Kebruary. The aoll cracks with ths baking It receives. The short grasses Imkj all vitality nnd pass away Into powder. WlndstorniM sweep ovor the plain nnd conoenl the trails. Duststonna form and swallow up men and animals. These diutstorms start upon apparently the samo selontlfla lusts ns do tho wostern cyclones. Thoy aro st first but the slro of the cocked hat of it clown, turning lazily upon tho level. As they proceed they gain power ami else. The traveler may ess one first ns a thin spiral column reaching from the earth to tbe sky It leaps fantastically from the ground and descends again. On the fringe of Its edge there are faint electric spark When at full strength It descends upon humane with blinding fnne. lilting tlx mouth, nostrils and enrs, linking tin throat, oppressing with fruitful li-it Ths whirlwind Is gon nlmut as qui k as It eamo. So met i mux Our" is dentil in Its wake, sometime only a few ' numbed, dirty people. The veldt la lint uninhabited, for Atrlea Is the home of more than 1,000 dlfferont klnda of Insects. The ant de stroys everything In ths shape of wood, leather or cloth. It will attnek dls ablod men or beasts, swarm upon them nnd leave them picked to the bono. A fly exists which fatally stings the horses and cattle, and thero aro creep ing things of hideous shape and more hideous feeling when upon the person. Only tho Hottentot boars their uttargs with equanimity. He calls the veldt "karroos," which means dry or arid. He It Is, too, who pushes back tho sandy soil and finds benoath the germs ot llfo thnt shall give fruit whon tho rains return. This soil is pervaded with the roots and libers ot various plants, whleh under the Influenco of water give forth the most gorgeous flowers, yielding the odors of Arabia. Then come tho antelope, the sebra. tho qunggas. the gnus. In countless herds, and after them those who seek them for prey the lion, hyena, panther and leopard. Animal life Is visible every where for a short period, ami then the heat returns, tbe death within life, the dust and ths silence. Prom September to April the winds blow from the southeast, and are t uiu and dry. From May te Ssplsmber th northwest wind prevails. HE 8AVBD THE STAKES. A Chtn ttovernnr Clles Hie rnf tneer'a a tnt nf Treulite. Tilers Is n liiiiuornim side to the for oign trouble In China. The chief en gineers of the railway that Is being iurllt through HhntiK-tung province lir llw Germans (finiiilnliied to n tnotol. or lotnl governor, that the peoplo pulled up nud carried off the stakes that sur veyors had driven Into the ground to guide the rotistructloii gauge In grad ing the right of way, so that he hail ticon rnmpclhil to do tho work over three or four times. The tnotol prom ised that the inlschlof should stop, nnd snld that ho would give tin matter his porsatinl attention. Tho aurroyortt wont ovor tho lino again nnd marked it out cnreftilly with wooden pogs. When thoy ramo Iwck a few weeks Inter they woro disgusted to find that every ono of tho markers for miles had disappeared. Tho chief engineer In tho iiont of his wrath rushed off to the tnotol to mako complaint, nnd the lat ter, with n smllo that was childlike nnd tilasd, nttompted to mmtlip him, saylug- "Tho stakes are nil right, every one of thorn: I lind my men gootit mill tnki them all up nud keep them safely until you returned, and I linve got them tied uj In bundles for you." The letter which brings this Interest ing niurilnte nil tho wuy from Him nu tting rolntoH thnt tho engineer grabbed tho luniidnrlu by tho throat nnd nearly shook his howl off, although the hit ter hnd donu whitt he supposed tn lie n KiHiu fuvur with tho best of Inteti ttolis. GBosmmo Your Blood The thing most desired ot a Spring Medicine Is thorough purtfitatlan ot ths blood. With this work o! cleansing going on there is com plete renovation of every part of jour system. Not only is tho cor rupt blood made frvfh, brlfjht and lively, but tiie stomach nlso re sponds In better digestion,- Its readlnris fir food at proper times gives sharp appetite, tho kidneys and liver properly perform their allotted functions, nnd thoro Is, in short, new brain, nervo, mental and digestive strength, MOOD'S IMslanit'i .Armored Trnln. Ths iniigiil(leMrt nnnorod trnlim used by ICliulaml In her wur with the Itnera will protect her troow In about the sainv wny that Itostetter's HtmiiHth Hitters drives dyspepsia from the hu man stntnarh. n ml then tnouuts guard that It does not return. The Ifltti-rs has won In every case of iiidlgoetlnti, Kiiintlpiiiloii, liver nud kldiuf trouble for fifty years. 'Die I.eieMleiiilMt Meter ! TlilrNerr Worry I the twin slater of fM-rvmi-iii-aa. Nrii Iter shotilil ever enter lnt the ilnll life of Hliy olio. Ooil, lu IiIm nil uiMi- iniirliti'lH'f, put the head f n human Ih-iiis on lop. Hint nil benentli It inlttht In- ailliaervlellt to II. There I eiiiiii'thlng wrong lllxive the r J cm, lii I tiie i'i'bIoii of the will power, when one I Income I.erviniH to I til- xenie of vx I'lfiilillltv "Know Iti.VKcIf" la gooil; , iniili-ol tliynrll' la lu ll, r Worry mid i igu-Hi'iiii iit in ter nidi d iMi.t ini-. ir I fool i-itn get along when v . rythlliK la 1 nil right, but It tnki'i it w m mini u level-headed man, io ei ulmig mid not j worry mr Imh-uiim- ii-roim when i-v-I erj 'lilng Is wioi.g. April Ln1le' lonie Journal. roiicsscs the peculiar qti JPiculiar fo Ititlf which aeoora plish these good things fee- sll who take it. An unlimited list of wonderful oures prova Its motlJ. , VALUABLE PREMIUMS FreeJjij The) flound Trsds-Mtik On every two pound naehaira of FRICNDV 0MB MitlUN yafl in valuaele newnluina. Ulna- (ruled Hat tntllsa upee spelt ration to mfc. FRIENDS' OATS, ML'BCATINH, IOWA. U L. M. . flu ua-ta, lulhllusN fkf S) tf InsTaaaAM )ti!l7 sur irtriktUoti l lb. fltnS ofUu J;IIV1 uyeTPsn"M. stir swiuvinj ve HIRES aral-Mt fir a r"l" ''"" amlrnrai A MOTHER'S STORY. Ta'lfl About liar Dnimliter'n Illnses and How Bho wan Relieved Two Letters to Mrs. Plnkbatu. "SEE.! WV Ln DOUGLAS S3 &3.BQ SHOES Auburn, N. churches have united to war on tbo treating habit. "Mns. PinkiiAsi i I write to tell you nbout my daughter. Mm In nineteen yours old ami Is llowlnff nil tho time, and has lieeu fur nbout three nioiitlM. The doc tor does her but very llttlo good. If any. 1 thought I would Iry I.ydln K. l'lnk hain'M Veg"tutd Compound, hut I want your n.lvlio ixjforo Iwgliiiiinif iti use. I linvo lii'i-omu very much alanm-d niton t her, aa khe is getting so weak." Mns. Matii.ua A. Cami, Mnucheatur Mill, Naomi, Ha., May Si, Itnw. " Dbah Mns. Pi:(K nAU : It affords me (Treat plensiiro to tell you of tliu beiiallt my daughter hns received from tho uio of Lydln U. I'lnkhnin'H Vugctnlilo Com pound, After beginning tho into of your modlolnu alio begun to mend rupldly ond la now ublu to bo nt her work. Ilur inensos nro rvgulai and almost painless. I foul vory thankful to you nnd expect to always keep your Vegetable Compound In mj house. It is tho best medicine I over know. You havo my pcrmlwlon to publish this letter It you wish, It may bo the means of doing others good '' -Mm. MatimiA A. Cami1, MancheatorMUl, Macou, Ou., September 18, 1699. OS i 7 JItMJ IV I fisT m 4 to S6 compared caatTtuts with other makes. .ThiIokmI tir over l.ooo.uou ii carers. T7ie oeiiiilne lux TV'. I. lauUi' turn! n4 tUf lUffipm on boltnm. I k ( noiiJwmuWfUlmt.lt') t 1 ii pooil. imir (llf (hwiM tm lhm il. not, vr will unrf a rail ' on rarrlirt nl in W 0 and iv Mlra l.w 1 mug Sii Vm.l ut latillicr, Uf, n.l wl liti. I'laln nrcan U t'J' (". t. L DOUGUVo SHOE CO., nrot.lM, Uui. 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Instantly the victim's companions tent up a war cry, whleh was as Instabtly answered Prom housetop and tree, the sparrows flocked to the scene. With whirring, hissing cries ot noisy rage, they fear lesslj attacked the offender. For about thirty seconds ths dated eat en dured tbe blows from perhaps a bun dred beaks and twlee aa many beating wings. Then, still holding her prey, she struggled way from the Infuriated birds find ran Into the engine bouse. The plusky little fellows followed her Inside, but sood gave up the shase, leaving her with her dearly bought dinner, a sadder but a wiser sat. Don't N foolil iili a muktntoth rrjtxr(XMt. If yauwintsroit Out will kMp yen iry in la hr4 U kaiuy Ut rut ffemJ Sikktr. If twt for mi la your town. v. H f at ciuwcuc io AJ.TUWUR.faiba.M .Mais. 4 to 6 rts cm lajis.iM 1 eat?., lunn, aw, BSB I6W 5T. DCHVCfl. PLEABH xtStBKBBSttt as 1 jl -TaBaTiTaaiaTa a aVfa Lim.Z.. - sm7 i People I You Like I To Meet ! 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