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faction to grunt. era. trU llarrnr of rmml I fff ieeewl4. Imlltf and rnnlffftt- ; Botnu very tinnl words can bo writ ten with a soft pencil. Miner! Weill, rtm, lUpMIr becoming the. sreatiMit watering ntaee In IhtjNHith. It farwhl wily rla the Weether fenJ. Mlnerirt Wall Nr(hwteni iunwy. Kininten tk)iH on with ll tljyn prlnll read of tJw Mate All Hantt Fa anil Teai A r MOf traht make mntiretlon it WMtberf.eru, Teaea. (or Mteeral Weil Vftr t tirther urtww Ueneral VtHtngtr Aernl, WeatharferU.Teiaa. Kind words mny not be lost, but aro soraetlins mislaid. I'lmller' lira Dnlva Cure roro eye In 3 dnyst olironlo oaios In SO days, or money back. All druggists, pr by mull, 26e, per box. J. I'. Havtbii, Usoatur, Toxai. Tho world scorns a bonnUful placo when you have almost lett It. llatl'i Catarrh (lore It token Intcrnnlly. I'rlee.TSc. Dosltlc limpid waters tho fisherman fished, and llmp-cd home. My doetor anld I would dl, but PUo'e Cure fer Coiiauiuptlou eureri me. Amo Keiner, Cherry Valley, 111., Nor. 1KJ, '03. ' For every nlco man thoro aro fully .fifty bad ones. The Ileal rreirrlptlnn (or ClillM iidrmr I a bottle of aiiom's Tastemsss Cm l i.l, To.v 10. It In atinply Iron anil qatnlM ln&'tatelform. No sure-no par. X'rleo.K. Illness shows Itnolf as quickly In tho .hnutls as In tlio face Aro Ton Uilm Allen' l'oot-r.eeT It Is tho only euro for Swollen, Smarting, Hunting, Sweating Feet, Corns and llunlons. Ask far Allen's i.'nt.lJi) n nmviler In lis ahnben Into the snoes. At nil urupKiiw nnu uoo, iu out, except Rtnren. 26c. Bnmnle sent KItlCU. Ad dross, Allen S. Olmsted, Lcltoy, N, Y. How few persons there are who are hosest enough to say that they cannot afford the expense of n summer trip. U tut In llnuaekeeper. A llttledrr "Kmiltl8tnreh" wilt mnkon Inntu quantity of itnreli mlxtiiro mid clres twllsr result tlmn nny other ttnralii try it. All grocers toll "PnultleM Stnroli," iOo. The youth who says "smnrt" things Is not always smart. 'ITS PeialliCied.Si8UeriafMaa after rat S ( r. Hum a (irtl . fletlater. Hi lor I'l II M . UMI Mill IM treaUia. il it ii. nut t. us,n Ari su, niu3.ii.iiI.T4. Ths man who suggests a, compromise has usually been whipped. Mr. VliiloH"siiiittitr.R' jrnn, CSMl.alk,allttt Some peoplo marry mora for cents than for sense. HOME-MADE PHILOSOPHY. That mnn tz not nbsoloratly free hoe nnds a single problem In the world ov (hot an which he dnrttit think with out fear and tremblln. The averidge boy duxent try lo be reel kckmI until nwl the nnborze deelart he win born fur tho gallus. He gttr good then note he kin enll thorn liars I can't flgger out ylt whether It It krlstynnnlty to slcop In the somo beil with the mnn yoo are hovln a law soot with, or whether It lz only hypockrlsy. I never ylt saw a mnn or womnn too low down fur me to spenk to kindly but I hev seen men and wlmmln hoe couslrldered tbemelves too hy to speak lo me. rue ronton munny hnz col more Inflooeneo In pnllytleks than truth and Justice e lieenws trtitli and justice hev no power to corrupt and make thing ratten. A reel gnod anil moral mnn nevet wnrze a eollisr to hy that It cuts hit throat, nor earroeze a skeam about with him that will ent hlz nnborze throat. If men don't ware hy hats lo at tract nttenslnm to thnrc beyooty and lino flggor, wy don't thny waro shortoi wunsT m wlmln ware feathers tc keep them warm? The meet unilateral critter on earth lz man. Wot wud yoo think ov n skunk, or crow, or buzsard that wud think there blud wuz too rich to emeai In wlih the common flock? If Washington and Jefferson and Pnt Henry lied failed In 1770 weed now tinner look up tlio guilds to see out grate heroes and pot riots. Hebellyun either makes or brakes a feller. A men kaoze jlst wnt to du wen he falls Intor the wntler; a womnn knoze wot to du wen she falls In love: hut neether ov 'em kno wot to du wen work I n thnrc rrrli!.irft inih!ntf. . i b ki, roSseei In- Jaws. This Is the raolaiscx age or slvlllta shun taffy fur the llrln, and epltaphy fur the dead. Weer git ten closer and closer to that sweet hye-nnd-bye the polt sung about wen he sot down on a bumbull beese nest wile gatherln daudyllnns fur greens, loyalty to rang lz slnvorr to lg uorunce or cowyarddlci.. The mnn lion dusent go back on hlz perlltlckal party wen he knose hts party lz rong reminds me ov the man hoo sed he wuz goln to hell beenvs he got p'lnt ed thst way wtn a boy. Wen a mnn blldze a house so grand that ho (tent lit to live In the best room, bo remlndse me v the farm erze wife hon made slch good butter than nun but the mliilstor and the judge wuz good niiuff to ete It-spesh nlly weu II wnz worth -10 cents i pound. Scrofula, a Vile Inheritance. Bcrof iilu Is tho most obstinate of blood troubles, ami Is ofton tho rosult of an Inherited taint In tho blood. S. B. B. is tho only rtmedy which goes deop enough to reach Scrofula; It forces out ovory truco ot tho Ulsoaio, and cures tho womt oases. My sen, Oberlle.was afflicted from Infancy with SoreluU, ml b luOercd so that it was irapoMtUe lo drees him tor tbiee yeari, III bead a ul Uxf wcro a mai of sore, ami lit eyeilglit also terame sflretrd. No trralnirnt was spareil tbat we (bought would rrltevo mm. uui lie tirrvr wanei tinlll 111 .......lltlnii wn, Inifred plllnble. t hail almost Ueepalrnt of hi er helps eurwl, when by the auvhi ut s frlond wo Bare, him 8. 8. 8. dnl Itnnruwiaent waa tha remit, and after bad Uaeii a ilmen hutllra, nn one who kite w ot lile farmer dreadful condition would hate recoRiiliHt tiltn. All the mtn nn hi Mr liaro jivaled. hi aUn la erfrctlr elear and aueulb, and bo has teen rtatnred to terfcet btttlUj. Ms. B,8. lUshr. 0MKIia6t.,Mcvn1(ia. For real blood troubles It Is a waslo Of tlnill til oXfu rt n rnrii fpiiin Mm tnn. tan. lilood dleinscs are beyond thub ! bill Q.ir 4J.....I1I. I vn.lf. Mil lit UirviUU S.S.S.fTLBlood reaches nil deep-seated cases which other remedies havo no effect upon. It is tho only blood remedy guaranteed purely vegetable, and contains no pot ash, mercury, or other mineral. Hooks mulled free to any address by Bwift Specific Co., Atlanta, Ga. .ejdsK&k irk MILITAnV AND NAVAL NOTES. AN ttMPEnon'3 POSTOFFICU. No other sovereign In the whole world bas what the emperor of the Hermans, Kaiser Wllhelm. has. This Is a little pnstolflce all for his own use, There Is a special atnff of onicera do tailed to look after, sort and distribute the hundreds of letters that come f.r. the emperor ive-y day. A ccrpa cf sped!) messeureri malnulne,) for the peclal use of the kaUer. All answers to olllrlal letters are forwarded, not by Hit, but by thene sprrtal measengerit. The men are selected with particular observance to their trustworthiness, and few In ttar.rea are recorded wherein any one of Ihoai bas failed in the prompt per formance of hla duty. The letters ate sorted Into throe lasses private, olacial and Immedi ate. All letters are opened except thoee which are marked "Private" by the senders. Onlclnl letter aro sent lo the civil cabinet of his majesty II they treat of state matters, and to the military cabinet If the trend la mili tary. All necessary Inquiries concern ing the writers aro made hy tho head' of these two deiwrttneiits, and answer nre made In nccontnnco with tho reg ulations fur olHelttl letters. These an swers are taken to tha emperor, who signifies his appioval by nlllxlng hla signature. TUB Spalding urriwinis League Ball U the oolr oAelll iialiofthetfatteiial .a I we and wuil leutedinall Ramea Kab ball warranted ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES If a dealer (!.- not rarrr Hrldlns's slblttio aooda n aioi b. send your name and addrt-M to uaund hla tool tor s copy ot our bandiMim ijr tllutiralod eaialosue. A.O.8PAL0INO&BRO8. Hew York OHIoano Donvnr A net's TTiagM A bee's wings are said to beat tho air at the rate ot 190 strokes per see end. and to propel the bee a dlstaneo cf thirty miles in an nour. CnMeleut t.lqold. Threo plnta at liquid a day are eut slelcot for the average adult. REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR The mala dltfereuee between luntt- tics sua ether neopla la that lunatics have no fads. When you get close enough, mast nl the deepest footprints on the sands of time look plgeoa toed. If the men ran thing far three weeks the human rare would be eating off wmMlea dishes tbat tley could put Into the nre alter each meal. In Mi heart, every man think about once a week that bis wife was a fool for marrying turn, and the rest of the time that he was a tool for marry Ing her. A woman way sometime admit that she did wrong, but aha will never ad mlt tbat there wasn't a good excuse tor It. New York Press, WISE AND OTHERWISE. Itlclies are the wings that sometimes make an angel of an ordinary girl. The golden rule is too frequently mod In drawing a line qf conduct for others. One eluMi! I ia "ndu t himself that he will not nettd to depend on good res IlllltlOII The Sixth Minnesota regiment has been mustered out at Bavnnnah, On. On the oosnplotlon of the railroad to Khartoum Gen. lord Kitchener will opon the Soudan. Acting Secretary Melklojnhn han Is sued an order formally disbanding tho second nnd seventh army corps. Tho retirement from active sorvlae of I.lcut. Col. Win. II. McUughlln, six teenth Infantry, upon his own applica tion, after ovor thirty year's service, Is announced. Capt. Will Stntt, formerly of Frank lln, Ind. ,who whs with the ono hun dred sixty-first Indiana volunteers, has decided to return to Culm In tho near future to manage a tobacco planta tion. The United Stntos transimrt MeClol Inn salted from New York for Cuba and I'orto Itlco. She carried JSO.000 pounds of refrigerated beot nnd 88O.O0O pounds of forage, besides M0 rocrults. Capt. Swnlno Is rollovcd from mus tering duty In the stntos of Nebraika and Kansas, and will proceed to New York City and report for further or ders. The great Increase In tho customs re ceipts of Havana nnd of Man Juan has made nocowmry n Inrgo Inerenso In t"ho revenue cutter service of the United States. Capt. Charles It. Hepburn, United States volunteer signal corps, will pro ceed from Ounntannmo to Puerto Prin cipe, Culm, and roport to the command ing general, and an signal officer of that department. The rebels captured during the ro- cent fighting between the ttngllnh and ! Chinese Ih the llrltlah Kow Leon ex-1 tension illatrlel hnv liaan uiilanul In I six months' Imprisonment at hard la bor. According to advices from Hankow, capital ot the Province of lino Pe. China, the ltusalnrw eontemplato tak ing definite actio, with reference to property now owned hy llrltlsh sub jecta In the Kiiaslnu .Inrdlno rnucea alou. The Russian Consul refuses to recognise tho titles ot I ho claimants. The United tStttes transport Thomas, Capt. Olbboim, arrived at New York from (luantnnnmo and Herat-oa with Jlflv-tlve cabin passengers nnd 650 men of the 5th United Btatoa volunteers. Tho rnbln immoiiKora are the oitloers ot tho regiment, tholr families nnd n fow civilians. That there In troulilo browing In South Afrlen, thoro Is no question, nnd that the llrltlsh government Is prepar ing for it Is evidenced by the fast that u draught of trout left for tho Cape mil cioro nro to leave at nnco to ro enforco tho cavalry In Nntul. Tho Ill-feeling between Prance and ltu:ala la Increasing, and alorlea are current of nil wirtn of differences that nave ihkcii pince in Aiiyssiniu netween the Prench and ItUMlnn nulliorltlos tlmro. which have crested an un pleas ant Impression nt Purls. Capt. Walter K. Wright, soventh In fnntry, Is detailed as n member of the examining board nppolntod to meet nt Jefferson Ilnrntcks, Mo., vloo Cnpt. Wil liam Lnssltcr, sixteenth Infantry, who Is relieved. Adnm Wngeck of Poncn City, Ok., looming that his son George had mn wounded before Calumplt, se" a rulik'Kiniii to Manila Inquiring nbuul ,1. The answor was his son was severely wounded, but not dangerously. Tho cost ot the cablegram and nuswor was ICS. The cnmpnlgn In tho Soudan scorns to bo progressing right along and rap idly. The Kansas Stale fair mnnngemunt nt Wichita has offered den. Punstun and his swimming etimrndca It 000 lo ropeat tholr brilliant "rlvor-swlm- mliig net" there In October. The Little Arkansas Itlver will be fortlflMl and the general nnd his men nre asked to swim neroM, attnek and take the fortification. In view of Agnlnaldo's refusal to ne gotiate with Spain for the release of Hpsnlsb prisoners, the government ot Spain has asked the French govern ment to arange for fresh negotiations nt Washington, through the French ambassador there for their release. It has been derided that, In view of Minister Meary's accomplishments In Nicaragua, there Is no lunger any nee eeslty for the presence ot the enilser Detroit at llluertelds. The vessel will therefore return to the United Slates from Colon by way of dreytown. It Is reported that Morton Wilcox, an Olatho (Kan.) boy, who oullstod April, 1308, In the twentieth Kansas, was killed. He was born and reared there. His parents nre dead, his only surviv ing relative bolug a sister, Mrs. Han nun He was .3. STRAY FACTS. Cider Is said to be fflliil to tho ty phoid fever bacillus. The Minneapolis curfew law applies to all children under 18, More than 4.090,000 women work for their living In (I rent lltitaln. Canada's mineral production has In creased 170 per cent In lite Inst thir teen years. In the federal draft at 1809, 18I.1H men failed to report ami 71,007 tar nished substitutes,. It Is predicted that the census of 1900 will show n total ot accumulated wealth of $110,000,000,000. Blnco 17S7 the exitorls of the United Slates have amounted to tsl,!.M, 166, nnd the Imports to $1 1, M0. 1 11. SOT. tatters pas between larls mid Rer un, a dlstaneo of 710 miles. In thirty five minutes. Pneumatic tubes nre used. In ICurope 4,M0 species of plants arc twod for commercial purposes. Of these. 4t0 are nsoK for perfumes nnd The dlstaneo from San Francisco to Mnnlla, by way of Honolulu. Is fi.sio mile. Prom Puget sound It Is .82r. ' miles. I Visiting cards of Iron arc popular in Germany. The name Is printed In ' silver. The thlekness ot the cards I ' one-hundredth ot an Inch. The largest state debts are ns fol low: Virginia. iai.7t7.ltJ; Mnsn 1 chusetts. $U.tM47S; New York, tMIO.sao; Indiana, fR.200.01K; Georgia. 18,081,600; Mlasoitrl. JS.of.VMfl; Penn sylvania. $16,SO0. town has none. The annual loss by Arc in the United States a about $l.SOO,7i0O,00O on In sured property. The lo of life Is not far from 3.000. Slxty-ri.e dwelling are burnrd irery day. fourteen 1 iteU are humid irery week, nnd forty wprelioiiM- are consumed every month. Ninety per cent of tires are illscowred coon after the sturt. o'dds"anu BNDS. A wet! known aeronaut ha noted the fiict i hut the rolce of a wutnan Ih audible lii n balloon at the height of about 'wo miles, while that of a mini Is never hcinl at a greater heliilit than i one mile. More whnrve nre recominciidcd l the Amerlrnn nillliary mi,,;..iltlc a' Harann. 'I he chief enalnci r of Hi vann hiulior siiggeitM lx ivw pi i -near the aener.il wharf nnd the i.u provcni' nt nf the haiiu l. The pru ent do ho nre oven rowileil nnd mu U llffhtrt In; I necerfsry. t It h.1 been ill-.'ovci i il (h:it the ' i . of wh!. h ;vr common ted hrlckti arc ' made .onlalns gold, alxuit 25 ccnu ' worth to every ton of brtrl. An lu rciiIoim per -on has ralculated that there are at leaat S.oon.ooo ton or bricks In London, there must be at least $I.2M,000 worth of the predion metal locked up In the walls of that metraMll alone. The Medical New recently gave some Interesting particular of the earliest fee for medical treatment of which there I record. Herodotus tnte that p'rtun gate the slave He nioordis two pair of gold fetters. The t.Hital fees In Uiftio at that time were wry small, about 16 cenla In our money being the equivalent for tuedl ral treatment, and for the kind ot treatment they reielred this was un doubtedly smple pay. Yet there were notable except Ions, as one King An I tebtii paid $tro.UOO for medical treat ment, and later, when the Idnperor Clnudlan paid hla phyelrlnn 110,000 ier annum. This was twice the In mme of the eminent plTyslclans of thnt time. WOMEN WHO NEED MRS PINKHAM'S AID "OMEN nro assailed nt cvory turn by trotiblta peculiar to tholr sex. Bvory mystarloiia nclto or jmln la o. J symptom. Those distressing sensations will kocp on oomlng unless properly treated. 1 Tho history of neglect is written in the worn faces nnd wasted figure of nine tenths of our women, every one of whom may rceolvo the involuablo ad vice of Mrs. rinkhnm, without charge, by writing to her nt Lynn, Mass. , MlM Ll'LA I.VAN9, Of Parkorsburg, Iowa, writes of her recovery ns follows: ,vjr' ' "Dear Mrs. Pinkiiam I had been n constant xttflcrcr for nearly three years. Had inflammation of the womb, lcucorrhcca, heart trouble, bcnring-down pains, backache, headache, ached nil over, and at times could hardly stand on tny fcot. My heart trouble waa bad that some nlyhta ! was compelled to alt up in bed or got tip find walk the floor, for it secmod nn though I should b in o t h c r. Mora than once I havo boon obliged to have the doetor visit mo in tlio middle of tlio night. I was alio very nervous and fretful. I was ut terly discouraged, Ono day I thitnaht I would writo ami seo you could do nny- ngforino. I followed ndvico and now I faol new womnn. All dreadful troubles I havo no more, nnd I have found Lydia E. PlnkhamVi Vegetable Compound and Sanative Wash a stir cure for leucorrluua. I am vury thankful for your good advioo nnd tnrdirlnr " ss v those m DR. H0FFETT S rrTiiiii II i Etin NU TFPtuiwa nnwnFR? HMh Itilol NIIIW I VllVbllW Aldi Dillon; llfulalfe (be BftWtlf, Makes TottblMCMY. TEETIIIHA KH!tT the &iwcl TrouMc ot Children of Any hit. iBBBBBBBBBBBBmaV-HbSBR-SBBBaUSnSSBSlBB asalsliBBBBBtisTrfliBHr THE FtlMININE OQSBItVBR. Ninety-nine kindnesses, ono neglect, and the greater number la forgotten In the lesser. Misfortune Is so much the regular thing In some lives thnt goad fortune I regarded with suspicion. Attention without Intention Is what makes so msny girls think they are going to be engaged when they are 1 St. Fillets we have solved the problem of not eatlHg, we disco vor that life ftet nil Is merely a hand-to-mouth mrt of existence. A person shows rare literal warns' who honestly admits that he or h mores, fur of rourse It la only a mat ter ot hearsay after all. One cannot tell whether It Is n case t kindness or roalli lou luteal when owe one presents a yonag house keeper with a chafing dish. If physlclana showed as much sym pathy In erery case as the patients feel they should they would be worn out emotionally In a few short months. A woman Is pretty ante of the af fection of a man -or ot a pretty good Imitation of It If ana doesn't liei tate lo tell him at least a doeen time a day bow groat he hu "A HAND SAW IS A GOOD THINO, BUT NOT TO SHAVE WITH." SAPOLIO IS THE PROPER THING. FOR HOUSE-CLEANINQ. yu.tJjt I.I.I.UJj.l,l.l,I.I.I.U tdJLlJ-l COLUMBIA, Hartford and Vedette BICYCLES. An PJeperlciiee of ? yearn ill the applluatlon of the beat iiicDhmU of cyt-le building, nnd our uowtiinled iiMntifae turiiig fiu'llltle. (iinldciifc to oiler the poroliHMT the mot ililnilile eoiiildiiiitlonii of IJHSK1X, QUALITY and PltlCIJ. NEW MODELS. OhnlnloBH, - $70 Columbia Ohnln, HO Hartfords, ..... 3B Vadottos, .... S20, 20 Cllofl(if inkiii. feMer. tie., Irtc itl uir ('"loHibl Sealer ut If wJl fur real tlanp. POPE MFC. CO. HARTFORD, CONN. Iiti'h in Tn in ni ii n i 1 1 S WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT A BRowme GATEWAY The volume of travel through the KmisnsCityCmteway shows Rti enormous niiiiual increase. The first teggon for this is the StfOHg passenger service of the BURLINGTON ROUTE fm Kansas City to Denver, Chi cago, St. Louis, St. Paul, Montana, Pacific Coast. I. W.lTAKCLIiV, Cii'lfi'rirt..EtllftnliU. If. Mil. SO. CURE YOURSELF I'm III fJ tut unnatural dlHlt.tut, UB.ua,. lk.Lt. ItilltlluK. ur MfctfalMBe i.f IMUruu. Ib.UlLflb.l. ,.u n.i.il.1, l ii. aua .Mrlii. NiM T Wro,I.C, "S'otliliitf liut wheat) what you miclil Sail a era o( whiut." I wlutt yn uicl y a loturrr apmiiliis; of Weetem l'n aua. 1'it urtirulure a t" routin. mil way fan, ii. , ily lu Hui rlnirri.l. nt of lniMilKrnlioii. trarlinent lini rl'ir in law. anaila or to h1 K llanett, pi.ua ton, Teiaa I 5ooTan I. iMl.UkXI tmtt O.M..Wa l IZSI M ii twuiut. If :ir r m.I lu 4lii "Ittti Irmltr ihi u muii THE MAROONI SYSTEM. Cowltss milk sxlsttd before th. ad vent of ths horsslMHi earriaa. lloodlslsfs tlty council eame Into mo in riilrsgo shortly after April I. IIW. 'flie boy who remote hi footgear to waif for water HUes is on a boot less tjuest Aik your mr.linti furtl."lt.r" llrnivl PaM.OTralU Miirw , aaa Urawern. T ii i warkmaMblp la war ranted. f lilt? Kip ur irrillTWlMie 1 ferilrr T"ur IwtUr 14 authui Ix1! to S1 rt 1 iu Mi rcsnr IIOOILIT INKPICTURE8 ri tirsui' 11 ' ult raii.r ink is, CARUR'S INK CO., BOSTON, l mnun HsP aWsBJ L ft) attntlMrllariUMil IsxritaoKv UulouMndo." Ila1.il Sow I'allllt l.uB.i rum U. WtiUi Uf ir ..rFIIKEHSMPLEMkl ! lir K I'l aiir U"itwo.Tvz Vbta Aoswerisg Advcrllaemcsti Hlsdly McotMn This fs;te ua uia wHikriii riii (ins. m OPIUM ami UIIIHKI'.Y llahlM cared lionie Mil nun 1 iMia. iiuok nrtlrulur rrr H. WooUJlT. . I' . iUftU.G. 4 Ileal Vou1i Bjrua 'fameabuul. Ufa latliriv ,1 ir druHi.t. 1 WAKIHi I'm ur 1144 awiili lUt II I P-A KB wm not Wneai mk4 1 imu Ui HIjmm t'WaaleU Lu . N i.(r IV MHteltt aod IAD itiUBeUil. W. N. U. DALLAS. - NO. 20- ISOO 1 1 Utta Aaswerlng Idvcrtlsesxats Utit Mcotloa Tbls Pacer. IF IT FAILS Go to your mar chant and (fct We will refund to him. Price, 60 cents. Sold by All Druggists. VAN VLEET-MAN8FIELD DRUG CO., MEMPHIS, TENN.