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",T','",nl,i ' " T v, , f: . HOW HE DROKE A RECORD. Took Last Jump from Forgotten Rub ber Home Plate. I nniy Powell. Kroatost hurdler the west hag produced, wag rcfcrrlnK to dIk college days on tho IJerkolcy track. "There wore flvo In the race. I row tlia extreme outsido lane, which cavo mo a bad finish stretch. "Hut 1 grot a peach of a start, swept the curve like a yacht on her beam ends and carnj down tho Btralght taklnpr tho jumps In beautiful style. J felt I had a varsity record In me at that clip, and I throw all my power Into the final strides. Spring ,lnB for tho ninth hurdle I fairly flew through tho air, aud, dashing to the flniBb, broke the tapo, tho (world's record for tho low hurdlo3, for the 22(JUash, and for the run ning broad jump, the time being 21 ftat, and my last Jump over two hurdles at once, clearing 43 feet and nome inches. "Whew!" exclaimed Olle Snedlgar, "why weren't tho records ever al lowed?" "Well," continued Powell, "when they went to measure that leap, JCoI. Kdwards started to shovo his cane in, to indicato my foremost spike mark, and the stick jumped out of his hand. They scraped the short grass away and found a solid rubber homo plate imbedded where the varsity bat tery used to practice." San Francisco Chronicle. Where He Met Him lie was one of those smart men who liko to show their cleverness. "Watch me take a rise out of him," he said, as tho tramp approached. Then ho listened solemnly to the tale of hard luck. "Thai's the same old story you told mo tho last time you accosted me," he cald, when tHo vagrant had finished. "Is it?" was the answering question "When did I toll It to you?" "Last week." "Mebbo I did, mehlip I did," admit ted the tramp. "I'd forgotten meet lug jftu. I was in jail nil last week." ttE&mMw H HnD MsT aaSBBBSZ Don't Use "Practically Pure" White Lead There is no other pigment that is "practical.) " White I.ead no other paint that has the properties of Pure White Lead Paint. Pure White Lead, good paint that it is, cannot carry adulterants ithout having its efficiency impaired. To get Pure White Lead durability, see to it that every keg lcars the Dutch Hoy trade iiMtk a guarantee that the con tents art; absolutely Pure White Lead made by the Old Dutch Process. SEND FOR BOOK "A Talk on Taint." gives valuable information on the paint -subject. Sent free ujioii request. NATIONAL LEAD COMPANY in tekichver tf th fallow (rig WftVt a nrurrot tvtit w York. Ik ton. JtufUlo. ClfTpltnA, lUnriniU, Chicago. M, Iouit. l'liilniel I, bin PolinT. Iwls lire, t o.Jj l'llltbuub. IJS&Uou! li A- 01 Co. J EADAGHE Positively cm rd by these iilttle mis. They also relievo Dis tress from Dyspeprla. In digestion and Too Hearty Eatln;. A perfect rem edy fcr Dizziness, Nausea, Drowsiness, Bad Taste In tho Mouth. Coated Tongue. Pain In tho Side, TOItPID ZJVKR. They SIGKJH s r"i ijLr A CARTERS ilTTU?1. . EWER PILLS. A n-golito Purely Vegetable. SMALL SSALLDOSt SHALL PRICE. Genuine Must Bear Fac-Simile Signature &ZHS0&&&1& REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. itive FOR RRH R Ely's mm Balm 11 Guts Heliri at Ohee.SO;. Uw-SoMM. IM 1 aamMl k:' nAtrreK Jf '"TT. f j" ia asaVii i tbbmiv ' j, U PlUfft Wmt, A Was W4 tUMp Y Hl7lrcalWWriMjfcU y WITH UNCLE BY CopyrViU 1907 by Byron Williams. Fruition. A grnwliopper eat on a tuft of grass And llddlMl a raucous tune. A r.pphyr came by with a ong of love A-llush with tho breath of Juno. "Be still," quoth the wind to tho hoppcr gnifiR. "Your voice has n raflplng noto. Whllo mln Is ail invent a-" tlm llllod nlr That springs from a bluebird's tliroatl" Tho rophyr sped on with his lover's croon And softly he suns of lovo. AH slowp Uirough tho valley, he ought to woo " The heart of the sun above. But night camo at lnnt and the zephyr died Ami down Mink tho sun to rest Way back on the bank with hla raucous vobie The grasshopper sans his host! At lnfct to hit) home came the one he I loved Ami hluMiml as alio hoard his song. Then 1hUi of ttwni sang through thr Munimnr dayx. Through ovuntldttx cool and long! What matters tho song lnnt ve sing through life. What iiiuttern Its seopo to cheor, What matter tho tuno or tho halting voice, If tliowe that we love but honr7 And what doth It profit tho nightingale Who trills with the purl of .lime, If. she that ho loves has no heart to lifar The melody of his tim'o? Little Willie on Files, thee funniest thing about fifes is thee way thee haltlhonded man swears at them and why kin they wall; on a lint sealing upsido down? ml pa sez it is Bkaws tliay have such suktion on their feet, a knlC has the most teribul suktion i no of but he canrot walk on thee pealing, ma sez we should bca kind 2 every living thing but she chases ilies like CO with lior apt on and puts tangle-foot where the preoeher onct set down In it and got his cote tails all stuck up with flics and things, mas face got gist as read and so did the preecher's but it maid lots of phun for pa who hnz such: a hedaeho he kaut go 2 church more than onct or 2co a yeor. It Is funny 2 see a 1ly monkey around a piece of fly paper. Ho cums singing along from thtf conservatory where ho haz been skating on tlicc plate glass and he lites on thee edge of thee pa per where thee stickuin is all dryed tip and smells thee sweet see of tan glefoot and regoices. Then ho sticks liis itenny into the see and lo it is fast. Ho ho sez thee lly. what fool ishness is this and he puts won foot In tho see to git a braco and then thee other and buzzes liko Time, then he flaps his wings and yells for help, purty soon ho gets one wing, in thee bee and kan only wiggel his hind foot in thee air. if yew are going 2 help him put now is the time, if knot go awtfy and leave him die in jteece. when theo good Lbnl maid thee commandment thou shalt knot swear he cent Hies to try theo Pa tience of job. he cent thee-lly 2 tlckul thee cow and when theo cow kicks, thee man who is milkin her sez 'So you, so!" and the cow kicks over the milk and' the man is punished for taking theo nalm of theo Lord in vane, onct we had a fly who lived with us al winter and wuz tho phun niest Htfl Mler 1 over sea. He wood roobt on won of theo hot bricks In tho ilteplaeo but won day ho fell in the chnlllng dibh when ma wuz inalking rabbit cheaso and dido, flies- cum every spring and disappeer every fall, i don'r know where they go but they alius cum hack in thee May time like poor relations and gisl stay whether yew want them 2 or knot, ml sister swalleied a lly onct but ho never cum back, when 1 lern more about flies i will rite Sum more. I luv my toucher and I shall knot kill tho harmless fly Ir. the Good Old Way. MeFdamcs "Wm. EvaiiB and Leonard Wllholt; the former with three Inter esting children and tho latter with one, an infant,,arrlved here last week, and with tl. ir husbands aro keeping house in tho Ed. Cecil property at tho east end of Main street. With tho iwciptlon of Cashier Knight and wifo those ladles are among total strangers. It behooves the ladies of our town, theiefore, to at one .call upon and bid them welcome. Especially so since ihoy aro most estimable ladies, and will be quite an addition to the social ciicle. Now do not delay in thin matte rv but crimp your hair, put on your best bib and tucker, go see thoso Indies and show them you aro right glad .that tltoy are to bo residents and neighbors. Then you will feel hotter. --Haze) Green (Ky.) Herald. Stork Not Dead But Lecturing. A Nebraska editor was In a pretty light box last week, but ho extricated himself1 by tho following: "Ke. M. A. Stork is not dead, as has been published and whclt was noted iu this paper last week. A. H. Carter, yrho has been looking up tho ir.atter, received a letter front Mr. Stork dated the 8th, and ho stated that he is not dead nor dying, but that he is lecturing to crowded houses in Sylafc Grove, Kansas. Ring All Right. Alfred Austin thould cheer up. Prank L. Stanton says his latest poem "Monastery BoIIb" 'has the "right ring." M . ' jm j, 7 I mmr i Stolen Napt. "How do you like that office boy I sent around?"-asked the backer. "Don't think much of him." replied the broker. "He isn't wide awake." "But you told me the Inst otllce boy you engaged was too forward and you I wanted onG who was retiring." "Yes, but this one Is too retiring. ( Every time I slip out for a few hours j I find that he retires on top of the big i safe and snores until I return." . ' The extraordinary popularity of fine white goods this summer makes the choice of Starch a matter of great Im portance. Defiance Starch, being free from all injurious chemicals, is the only utio which la safe to ttso on line ' fabrics. Its great strength as n stlffener makes half the usual quantity of Starch ( necessary, with the result of perfect , finish, equal to that when the goods woro new. A Fallacy. ! Longbow What I say is true. He j sides, "seeing is believing," )ou , know. j WIbc Not always. Longbow Oh, yes! Wise I see yon, for lustancc. Give Defiance Starch a fair trial try it for both hot and cold starching, and if you don't think you do hotter work, in less titno and at smaller cost, return it and your grocer will give you back your money. Women would have but little use ' for minds and complexions If it. were impossible to change them. Mr. Wlnelow' Sootlilujr Sjrnp. Pur children IrethlBg. mf Iiidi tti Kiiru, rrducri In SunmatlOD, iliaji pain, curei wind cullt. 23c twlM No matter how hungry a man may bo a single taste of defeat satisfies him. Relief for Ladie; Hard to Realize. "Mother," said a college student who had brought his chum home for I the holidays, "permit mo to present ' my friend, Mr. Specknoodle." t ' His mother, who was a little hard of hearing, placed her hand to her ear. ' "I'm sorry, George, but 1 didn't quite j catch jour friend's naine. You'll have i to speak a little louder, I'm afraid." "1 say, mother," shouted George, "I want to present Mr. Specknoodle." "I'm sorry. George, but Mr. What was the name again?" ' "Mr. Specknoodle!" George fairly yelled. Tho old lady sdiook her head sadly. "I'm sorry, George, but I'm afraid ' it's no use. It sounds just like Speck- , noodle to me." Everybody's Maga zlne. Royal Scion Does Good Work. The duko of bruzzl, now a visitor in litis country, pronounces it as though it were spoiled "Ah-bioot-zee," with tho accent on the second syl lable. Although only 34 jeara old, he has done a deal of hard work and has had many hazardous experiences. He ; is the son of a Spanish king who abr ' dlcated under pressure. The mju eaily in life took service in the Italian navy. Then he went in lor explora lion and mountaineering aud in such pursuits has traveled all over thu world. The duke has written accept- , ably of his wanderings aud has won honors for several scientific societies. ' Sheer white goods, in fact, any tint i wash goods when new, owe much of i their attractiveness to tho way they aro laundered, this being douo iu a manner to enhance theittextllo beau ty. Homo laundering would be equal ly satisfactory If proper attention was given to starching, tho llrst essential being good Starch, which hasstiillclent strength to stiffen, without thickening the goods. Try Defiance Starch and you will bo pleasantly surptiscd at the improved appearance of your work. i An III Wind, Etc. "Her muri-lage was very unfortun ate wasn't It?" "Oh, no; she consid- j ers it quite fortunate." "Why, I under stand she was dlvoiced." "lixactlj, and her divorce was the opening ol her stage career, which is now very promising."- lly following the directions, which aro plainly printed on each package of Defiance Starch, Men's Collars and (Juffs can be made just as stiff as de sired, with cither gloss or domestic finish. Try It, 1C oz. for 10c, sold by all good grocers. Outspoken Criticism. Somewhat outspoken is the 1'euung Gazette It remarked recently "Never has there been in the world's history such, a flaub, herrins-gutted parody of an administration as thut which is feebly tryltis lo control the Uesjtiny of tho British empire to day." C8U8f wi y 3 sJTn Will Live In Pari. The widow of Collls P Huntington has Informed friends in Washington of her purpose to reside permanently In Paris With this object In vlow she Is pieparing to close her house In Now York and go to the French cap ital, where there will soon be com pleted a mansion for her costing near ly ji.OOO.OOO. Mrs. Huntington wns many jcars younger than hrr great husband, who left her the bulk of his millions to do with xs she might sec AL SORES AS BIG AS PENNIES. Whole Head and Neck Covered Hair All Carrte Out Cured In Three Week by Cutlcura. I "After having the measles my whole head and neck wcro covered with ecaly sores about as large as a penny. They wero just as thick as they could bo. My hair all came out. 1 let tho trou ble run along, taking the doctor's blood unncdics nnd rubbing on salve, but It old not seem to get any better. It stayed that way for about six months; j then I got a set of the Cutlcura Hem- , edies, and in about a week I noticed a big difference, and In thrco weeks j It was well entirely and I have not had the trouble any more, and as this was seven years ago, I consider myself cured. Mrs. Henry Porter, Albion, Neb.. Aug. 25, 1906." i 1 have seldom known anyone who deserted truth in trifles, that he could bo trusted In matters of Importance. Paley I EWIS TRAI6HT D? "Rffift-WTSTOiSBS Wine of Cardui has been called "Woman's Relief," because of its wonder ful power, demonstrated in actual experience, during more than SO years, over the pains, distress and ills, from which women are so prone to suffer. Mrs. Emma Carrier, of Emmett Tenn., writes: Wine of Cardui did me more good than all (our ddctcts who treated my case. I vent through several operations for female trouble, but got no better; until I took Cardui, vhich brought mo relief. It Is tho most wonderful woman's medicine in the world. WRITE IS A LETTER Pine-Looking Royal Couple. Tho king and queen of Dontnarl are indeed a regal-looking couple King Frederick is a smt in stature while his eons-ort in the tallest roya woman in Kurope She is rIbo th richest, having inherited a grent dea of property fiom her father, the latt King Charles of Sweden, besides tht immense fortune of her mother, whe was one of the richest heiresses of tin nineteenth century. Her majesty it deeplj religious.. Catarrh Cannot Be Cured with LOt.'AI. Al'PMf ATIOS'S. tbf y Cfciinot reach tlie f at of the d!-K(.. C'alurrh L ablood orr.'mtl ttillonal dliratr aLd la order to cure It j i"i inuiit take Interna! remedies, llall'a Catarrh Cure la taken In ternally, and aria direct); on Hie bloodand ruiicoua aurfaipa. llall'a Catarrh Ournla cot a quack tiied). clae. 1 1 wi pretcrlbed hy one or t be.beic pli julrlaua Iu tb! countrr tr j ear and If a reyurar prrterlptlnii. It li compuard uf tbe lfl (oit)tr tnowu, combjiied ttltlithe beit blood purlU'rt.actlBt! directly on tti inui'iiut aurfarer. 1 be perfect roiob'aatton or the tilni;redltnta It wbal prod nt e aucb wonderful it- Jlti In curlnc catarrh. Send fur teitlinunlala. free. , ., K.J.UIrNKY4CU.,Pror.,To;ido,U. Sold by DniBrlitf. prlre ;5c. TaSe llall'a Family 1'llla for cocitlpatfon. Telephones In Boston. Boston fs the greatest telephone user in tho world, according to tho an nual report of the New England Tele phone & Telegraph company. Kvery day in New England there is an aver age of tiS.'.S.'iS telephone conversations. In Boston iheie Is a phone for wvery 11 pet pons. Important to Mothers. Examine cart-felly frery bottle of CASTOR1A, u nfc and lure remedy for of aula and tliildrtn. and tee that II - Wr JJeari the 6 ii.ii attire la Uie 1'or Unr 30 Year. XLe Kind Yon Uarr AJnayts Wuclit. It is motive alone that gives char acter to the actions of men, and purt motive is In the deed not in the eveut Bo not one whose eye legardeth re ward. Kreeshna. i Shake Into Your Shoes Allen's Foot-Ease. It cuies pninful.fcwollen, j iiuitinjr, i-wcatiiiefiet. Makex new hltoes 1 f.i. . SoM by all Ijraggixts rfiul Shoe Stnn-o. ' Don't .tcrcpt an riibhtitutc SampIrKltKE. ' Adihei A. S. Glutted, l.c Koy, N. V. ' t no acnie or goodness is to lovo tne public, to study universal good, nnd to promote the interests of tho whole world, us far as lies in our power, ' Kuskin. ' ' Tho greatest cause of worry on ironing day can bo removed by using Dellaneo Starch, which will not stick , to the iron. Sold every where, 1C oz. i for 10c. Australia, although in area 2G times . 1... . - A . r. ... I as mi go us inn wuoiq oi me uruittu Indies, has a population smaller than that of London. Defiance Starch Never sticks to the Iron no blotches no blisters, makes ironing easy and does not in jure the goods. Many a man who is on tho road to fortune doesn't know where to get off tlioB ugly, crizzlv. gray hairs. Uss " MOTHERHOOD The first requisite of a good mother is good health, and tho ex perience of maternity .should not bo approached without careful physical preparation, us a woman who is in good physical condition trnnstnlts to her children tho blessings of a good constitution. Preparation for healthy mater nity Is accomplished by Lydla E. l'inkham's Vegetable Compound, which is made front native roots and herbs, more successfully than by any other medicine bccait&e it gives tone aud strength to the entire feminine organism, curing displacements, ul ceration and inflammation, and tho result is less suffering and more children healthy at birth. For more thau thirty years Lydia E. Pinkham'sVegetable Compound has been tho staudbv of American mothers in preparing for childbirth. NotewintMrs. JamesChester.of 437 W. 35th St., Now York says in this letter: Dear Mrs. Pinkhnin:-"I wish every expectant mother knew about Lvdia.E. l'inkham's Vegetable Compound. A neighbor who had learned 'of its jjrerft vnluo at tbis trying period of a woman's life urged roe to try It aud I did so, and I cannot say enough in regard to tho good it did me. 1 recovered quickly and am in tho best of health now." Lydia 13. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is certainly a successful remedy for the peculiar weaknesses and ailments of women. It has cured almost every form of Female Complaints, Dragging Sens, tious, Weak Back, Falling and Displacements, Inflammation, Ulcera tions and Organic Discuses of Women nnd is Invaluable in preparing for Childbirth nnd during tho Change of Life. Mrs. Pinkham's Standing Invitation to Women Women suffering from any form of female weakness aro Invited lo write Mrs. Plnkhum, at Ljnn, Mass, Her advleo is free. IDIUFS'NO MONEY TILL SINGLE At druggists, in $1.00 bottles with full directions for use Try It. WrMr today for a tr copy of aluable G4-p2e HlustrateJ Hemic forWonwi. If you tired Mrdkx AJvler, ItC(Hc your iytnrtoms. Mating use, nnj AdJrt is: Ladies Advisory Dept., Thr.ChattcnooKa Winchester a KSajT CARTRIDGES For Rifles and Pistols Winchester make of cartridges in all calibers from .aa to .50 are accu rate, sure fire and relia ble. In forty years of gun making we have learned many things about am munition that- no one could learn in any other way. When you buy Winchester make of cartridges you get the benefitofthis experience Winchester Rcpcatino Anui Co., MKW HAVKN, CONN. I libhy's Veal Loaf With Beef and Pork ' Do you like Veal oaf ? You will Mirely be delighted with Llbbyfe kind, made from choice fresh iheath, In Lobby's apotlcsa kitchens. It is pure, wholesome and delic'otift in flavor. Ready tor Scrlng At Once.-Simply girnlilicd Willi aauce it la in appetliliie rntrrr tor luucbeou or dinner AaL liar gfrrr tr Ubbi't luid bulat va ictilMT lJaaj". Libby, McNeill ft Libby ,, Chicago LA CREOLE" HAIR RESTORER. Pries, SKIP Fmr Products ilk pnuf MRS. JAMES CHESTER CURED - Duusu. Wm Mum or Pkmikki mn dim KAMM3 CITY. MO, (inwn orttxntM BINDER I reply will be tent In plain sealed envelop. Meclne Co.. Cliattanoota. Tcnn. B 9 MEW WHEAT LANDS IN THE CANADIAN WEST C Min additional a WiUUU 0f railway thm year have opetred Mai a largely increased tan? tory to the proa"1,, (aimers of wcara Cauada and. Uk ernntcut of the OaaaaVa Ion continue lit ; ONE HUNDRED ANW SIXTY ACRi;S FRKK to every Killer. THE COUNTRY HAS NO SUPERIOR Coal, wpod and water In abundance; cruiitto and aclioolft convenient: iparkeUeaaypfjacnMi; taxes low; climate llieblat intbenortneru.icrt perate zone. Law nnd 01 der pre vatlscveiywfc, I'ljr ttdvlce and Information adrfrcM fto -.SUl'ltRJNTKNUKNT OH lMMlGRAVWJrA Ottawa, Canada, or any aotboraed CaaSu Government Agent. J. S. CRAWFORD, No, 1ZS W. Natl Stmt, Kaaiai City. Mluourl. I - . . To eonvlaa mf woman thut TC Mm BaV Kb tine AntlMpUowH m mm " " Improve her bmim 11 ami do all eUiaa lor It. -W will send her absolutely free a Ure (rial box ot I'axtlne with hook of tBBttitc tlona und Kvunlnn IcstlmonlnM. Bfaiat your name hint uddrcus on yvsttl cuA. 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Wltiaaaar- rat jiiu If jou will addren Uox (04, Kaoaaa Z4?, Kansaa (not Mlaaoun) ; oirTAliCETAi.CH :rircnl,.cT5;3 ' W. N. U., WICHITA," NO. 23, VmS tl.OO, rstsH ill 'i f.i c" i