Newspaper Page Text
LINES TO E. O. C.
' hine eyes throw a light on my life,
Like a beacon's flash on the sea;
And hard though the struggle, and
I'll win-bravess Eocee !
That voice thrills not the ear alone,
Down in the soal It's ebcos be;
Awakened by no other tone,
Than thine-fairest Eocee I
rThere's musIc in that happy laugh,
Thiie every movement poesy;
And the wine of thy converse I qiiff,
And bles&-sweetest Eocee 1
For on mny heart it's odors dwell,
Exciting purest memory;
And fading not, hut there to tell,
Of thee-dearest Eocee!
WANTED A I)IVoRCE,.---A few days
ago, says the Kentucky State Journal,
a middle-aged country-imn walked in
to the offiea of a prominent Newport
attorney and took a seat, when the fol
lowing coiiversatkion took p)-lace.:
'I called in to see about gittin' a di
vorce from mp wife.'
'Ah; what seems to be the diflICul
'-Well, me and Jinny are always quar
relin', and think it would be better if
sie would go back to her- folks and I
stay where I am. She can take the
t hree children with her.'
'On what, grounds do you want' a
'Well, you see it's jist this way: Jin
ny's the most skee. Mt woman of traimps
ye ever Seen, aid e> when we go tip
tairs to bed sh w.ants imie to look tin
der her b.,d for a mant, wh-n I know
t her' ain't no Imn t h lre. So yon see
hat riles me and I get ml id, aiel tlen
she gets mna1d. and then there's a fuss.
and I don't have io pealce and Cn't
get. no sleep. and I'1 a hard-working
'You eani't get a divorelx. on thows.
'Tell then, [ know whot I'll d.
I'll go htomte anud saw t h legs of the
bed'm close up so a man can't git mut)ler.
If I h.nl thoug.ht of t h it sooner I migh t
hev saved all this time commn' in
A SumuE (NUREI ALa4,--An old Newv
lport lady3 is a great. he liever in oil as a
enrel for (eerytilng; in faict ams a curev
all, sh. S gYot coa oil on the binl. And(
a fewv evenings ago, whIile somte old
women friends were calling uiponi her,
onie of themi remarked:
'I don't know wh it's the ma:tter witht
miy John ny's knee. It 's swelled, and1(
it makes lhim so lame he can hardly
'Bathte it in c>al oil'. saiid thme old la
dly; 'I'll guarantee you it'l cu~ire it.'
Anot her one said,
'MyI~ S.nr.Ih has sich a dr'ea lfual pain
het weent thle e'yes.
'Wll all 5lhe's got to dlo is to rub) it
well wit h coal oil thbree or fouri times a
ed1 the old1 lady.
'Wall, said thme third woman, 'I ain't
got nobody sick abhout miy h)Iuse, bult if
a body hastn't got troublde one way shte's
my Jennie to stay at home of even
'Rub'her with coal oil, and Ull gua1-'
antee you it will surely cure her.' re.
turned the old lady; In gooI earnest.
How SIZE KEPT D).--Awful big.
wet rin, wasn't It?'
'Otte of the dampest I eve:- saw. I
got 6oakIng wet.'
'Yet', didn't you?'
'Did you have an umbreihi?'
'That's fianny. How did you keet'
'StAid in the house.'
'Ohl ! ''-Moehant Trravoier.
A contented mhind k the gre.ttest
blessing a itmanl ennt enjoy in this world
and if inl the present life his happiness
arise's ft o1t h1e stb(luing of his desires,
it vill arise tu the next from the satis
factioni of themtn.
If we did bit know h')w littl' some&'
enjoy of the great things that they
possess, there would not be muich envy
in the-- World.
Tl fewer words the bt ter prayNer.
First Sessio1n for' 1884,
will begin January 14th,
and c)ntiiLe Six Sel;ool
A r'nT E '- M 93 -
Primary lDe)''nt, per m)onthl, $i.50)
Interniediate " " 2.00
Academle "6 3.00
Seet Courise, 162 " P 2.0
Incidental Fee, per session, 50
Bloard ink private faiflies, per
IMonth,........ ................ 10.01
IEaIch seh hu-'s pro rata of l'o,1blie
14 unds will he <leduted fromt his Ti
jani 4, 188 i-3m Jtasley,S.C
Leadino Drug Store,
F. A. WALTER, PROPRIETOR.,
I REE" VIFL LE. AS. C.
Putre DrgMd-ns ans is
mledlicines, the( bet' brands of Segar's
and)( Tobacco', Notions, et c., at p~rices
aslow as ennlf be fountd int the State.
Polite and attentive clerks, with a
full and( select stock of Goods is our
Leadinig [Inducemeints for patrons.
Our 1ineC of
for Presents, can~not be excelled, as we
haeueful, as well as o~rnamental ar'
tie-, for your w ife, hus tban d, swveet
heart, child( or' fr'iend, and~ all at bot.
t om prices. Dot ~fiiil to give me a
call, and~ you are' sutre to de(pathippy.
I.:an sole Agentt for this County for
thle ce leblrated
the m'erits of wic' "ann iot b~e over-es
J. A. COOK,
SSS, atc, &C.,
4 0a one arnd exa'in the
"Excelsior Cook Stove"
beforc you b'Iy eliewhere.
Tin,*aware and luse Fur
nishng oods a/ shor/-teop
TI - WARE
At Wholesale, ClIwapoer thanl the'
TAYLO)R & (CARY, I
JAM148 I t-- Y
PfCKlNS ('.I., .(.
R. D. GARRETT,
Watch MaI-ker -,ndI 1Jeweler,
Mah, iSt.. (Ireeii ille, S. C.
Rleasinable pwives -Work (marantee I.,
Watches au-I 1:niws ]1plated with.
G3oId or Silver.
A lice line of ( liist was PresentSt
01n 11:111. aond at- loes rates.
THE CH IEAP CASH -
h4s; theby ploa to bsy -ur Staplean to
mera' c\llira, Ganof see cr-.
ware. at lrd times prices. hghst
thei lielu fa~troe i the~ ps, e
hop by( ose atft.( enti t bins toL
Country~ pue bough athghs
UW N.BECY IVmOS..
News and Courier,
CIIARLESTON, S. C.
D~aily3 $1 0 a year ; Weeky $ 2 a yeair.
The L~ead4ing~ IPpe of the South -East
Luargest ('irclation in t he Cotton
--Subscribe and pay for TijHE
MiaSarmNG , i )( 1)0l1tm,)
ACILYE WORft KS
'uI it Icet-mrer 4f all kull- of Mi
chi1nery. BRI.ss u-11 trol Gastins. mn! le
I am agent for tb - -hldson Goerinw,
anId C111 mpfente ally part ; abso th1
whlh I can lit to :lr holler. T he
'afest ul shImpiest i 'all.ra ' of : ib 1lptc i n11
water i ltl I boller, 1 1fr nl)ti.
Illr ly ' U heI l l applic1 1a1tl), i
h1 Ive fnilul i Steam tls, Fittg:
valves nsteam Pi.esA o411t-4vk..
My stmeki ti -la- auI tl f lu th..
b Ie It il int #I1et m-er.
Write fO.- price' t.
M SXTcr Sir:
W e h av <Ie oI)f th - I fitnIIoc k I I-.pi..
rtr.No. 12.1. furishi by youl la1
irwith water. juld esblr it
5 Nll to, & CLLANDs
Wr 1 cerfilly recouni1 it..
ShunndtS, iGir:Uly & Niholi
It.M. MAC O ,G reenville, S.('
Goodo. 1 ic u [d in clouek
wenspirator phacybdou Iy 50-Ilm-se Pel
er Boiler yureS
fa' inl ey parlt icel', : d as a )e ie
feclehr. I lblieve( it. Is n1111al l
fore 1 seculred yourl lu1spirator I u~r
r, iil.' ill It d oe it or. k pt ly.
la -epge it 0-o-ly sing ieiltpa oil
.Jrii'fei, der. il Resp ei'll yoursCa'
I -Ii )Il)ii w rh lW i -c i he it I
H. M1. MmDoAmie. Gree \1 a nve S.C.
-/ rThe of l Nrg.an of H S eock III,
spil or yo pi it lu in ctizns Ef
te taste snn'ter. e onstider it far.
su peior. t o-Iny pump I havey( ever seenl.
(hwe St!te an iri Sall mvt.t Sen Ps~tale
.'Ie all c.:l ohim .
6 es Cpct fulY yors
Dee 21 )lhit A E. F.Agod
'L 1.JOHNSON. F. 1". CLE.AND.
AND UP TO1
shollm bi Ive t . eir Pilres taken :11