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;. I .& h.fg - '.n; tf r V3KSr i, .:'- t & 'A .TUNNYGKAVIIS. Edwlua "Don't you thluk short skirts mako a woman look shorter?" Elhol Ycs; but thoy mako'tho men -look longer." Typographical Jour nal. She "Our minister docs not jump at conclusions." Ho I should saj not. I never know him to roach a conclusion in less thau an hour." Brooklyn Llfo. Boudley "How did Wall Streot got its name? There Is no wall there." Stockstand "Yes thoro Is. I went to It about a month after I began to speculate." Up-tc-Date. 'Not His Fault; "I've been riding on the elevated for flvo years, and I've cover offered a lady a seat." "Thou you've never bad nny manners." "That isu't it. I'vo never yet had a scat." Harlem Llfo. Sho felt his breath upon her chcok. "Sir!" she protested, "you aro going too far!" That was what his breath would Indicate; but according to tho cyclometer their tandem had covered but a paltry of 481 miles. Detroit Journal. "Say, Jimmy, you must excooso mo. Tlllio Jukes said you was whistling' at do alley door las' oveln, but I dulu't hoar nuthin'." "What wuz ce matter wtd yerlis'nors?" Say. don't yon no tice I'm wearin' mo hair in do Clco style?" -Cleveland flalu dealor. Smylho I wonder, what Idiot orig inated tho phrase, "There's no ac counting for taste." Tompkins Why? Smytho Bocauso I'd like to get at blm! I'vo just been account ing to tho milliner aud modesty for my wife's taste. Brooklyn Life. A Study in Motive. "Say, old man, just supposing I had tho choice, would you advise mo to marry an ugly girl with money, or a pretty girl without money?" "A pretty girl without money, by all means. That would givo you tho name of having money yoursolf." Detroit Journal. "Charloy," said young Mrs. Torklus, "I have mado a discovery." "I hope it isn't anything about athletics," to piled her husband, apprehensively. "It Is, though. I know now why nature doesn't put any hair on tho beads of young children. It Is to keep them from becoming football players too early In llfo." Washing ton Star. X, who has not a reputation for scrupulous cleanliuess, arrived tho other day at tho chateau of , and some jokers had the curiosity to exam ine his valise, where thoy observed tho absetico of hair brush or tooth brush. "How is that," said a guest to uim, "you havo not brought a tooth brush." "Oh, no," answered X. "But then. I expected to stay only four days." Lo Figaro. "Dear," sho said softly, according to the Cleveland Flain Dealer, "I havo cruelly deceived you." His brow darkened. Ho had heard such talk before on tho stage. "Go on," he hissed. yl I told you," sho stain 'niered, "that I had taken a course of lessons at tho cooking school. It was (a false!" Ho staggered back. Then tho full meaulng of her confession .' dawned upon him. With a wild cry ' of joy he, strained her to his exulting If ' heart. Sho was tho daughter of a streot 'railway magnate. And tho good-look- ring young man had just kissed her. A moment later ho looked in her eyes with adisappolnted expression. "Can't youpay that back?" ho murmured. The ''lovely girl tossed her head. "I ,iboHoVe,'? sho said, "that you favor viiower faros?" "Yos," he reluctantly admitted, "I do." "Thon," sho said, h haugutily, "you need not expect no transfers on this system." Ami the young man know that tho magnates ,-liad won another round. Cleveland Plain DealeW- JIUTTONS MADE OF MILK. ' A Factory In 'Holland Kngaaed In Their Manufacture. For a long time buttons and other articles for which bono is generally used havo been mado from congealed blood, parchased from tho slaughter bouses, and treated with someisnl stauco that hardens it to the suQlclent consistency, says the Philadelphia Times. Tho sauio articles cau bo mado from milk by a process invented by e.u Englishman. Tho milk used is sklm rallk. The process of turning this milk Into buttons, pool balls, combs backs of hair brushes aud similar ar ticles consists of mixing it with a sub tanco, the Ingredients of which aro a secret of tho inventor, and compress ing it. At tho ond of throe days tho .substance is as solid as celluloid and .is ready to be out and shaped in any way tho manufacturer wishes. At present a .factory in Holland Is en gaged in fashlonhig the hardened milk luto various articles, buttons bolug tho chief. Tho buttons mado In this way differ vory little In appoarauco from tho ordinary bone buttons. Thoy are, croauiy white iu appearance, but can bo, colored black or red or any other color by" simply mixing tho coloring matter with tho milk boforo tho hard ening process boglns. Thoy are said to possosa advantages over tho boue aud celluloid articles in being less briiliaut and less liable to chip. For combs tho milk substaucn is said to bo especially well adapted, as it is smooth and dellcato to tho touch, and derives from its creamy origin a glos sy surface In tho same way it is a good substitute for Ivory In billiard aud pool balls. -Ills Little Lotion. It seemed to him an cxcollont tinio lo impress tho lesson upon her, so as ho started lor his hat ho said to her: "Supposo you had wanted mo to spend tho evening with you before wo were married nnd I had planued to do something elso?" "Supposo I had," sho returned. "What of it?" "You wouldn't have sulked, would yon?", ho asked. "No-o. I supposo not," sho replied, hesitatingly. "You woldn't havo got cros? and been dlsagrceablo about it, would you?" "Probably not." "You would- have been just as ulco aud sweet and clover as you could possibly be," ho asserted. "You would have been both 'lovable and loving and would havo tried lo coax me to give up my plaus. Isn't that so?" "Perhaps ltis,"shefallcred, "but" "Never miud tho 'buts,' ho inter rupted, feeling that he was gaining his point. "What I am trying to Impress upon you is that a woman doesu't seem to thluk It worth while to try the sauio arts ou a husband that she does ou a lover.- That's where you're both foolish aud unjust. Now, you admit that beforo. marriage V "Before marriage,'' she broke iu, "if you bad spoken Of going anywlioro aud I had pouted' just the, least littlo bit, what would you have done?" "Um ah well. I suppose " "If you had noticed what seemed to bo even tho barest traco of a tear what would have happened?" "Why, my dear, I " "If I had merely looked at you pleadingly what would have happened to that other ongagomeut?" "lloally, you dou't givo me time lo answer. I must confess that hi nil probability I would have " "Given It up, of course," she prompted. "Isn't it worth while to mako tho same sacrlllccS for a wife that you would for a sweothcart?" Somehow ho couldn't help feeling that his little lesson was lost ou her, but it is wot thy of 'nolo that bo told his business associate tbo next day that any man who wont on tho theory that a woman can't reason as.clearly as a liiau was lying up a large store of trouble for himself. Chicago Post. DovIouk munitions. Paragorle Tho crying need of tho midnight hour. .'. Liberty Tho right to compel an outsider to vole with tho gang. Legend "A bare-faced lie that lias grown old enough to wear whiskers. 31101 A woman's ability to mako friouds by laughing at a mau's stupid jokes. Kiss A simultaneous contraction of tho liis aud onlanrcinont of tho heart Egotist A bicycle crauk who thinks his is tho only hjgh-grado wheel on the Piko. Insomnia Something that keeps a man's wife awake until ho comes homo in tho' morning. Shark A man who is always anx ious to favor his fellow-man at the rate oil per cent a month. Crank Tho mair who always Insists upon convincing others, but will not allow himself to be convinced. Merchant Hnyo you had auy ex perience itVchlnaware? ' Applicant Years of it, sir. S Merchant What'?uoyoa.wtan, you break a valuable piece? ' Applicant Well or- -I usually 'set It together again and put It whero some customer will knockjt orer.y MerchautYou'll do.' Tltitim One of tho most curious stohosi In the world is found In England. r It is a natural barometer, and actually fore tells probablo changes in tho weather. It turns black shortly before an; ap proaching rain, while iu, fine .weather it is niottled with spots of white. ldmmmmjmmmjm PIONEER DRUG STORE". . HeadquartersNfo'r everything in the cn 'Drug, Uotioh asd:;ToimtineI Call and be convinced that my : the; BIGGEST OFFER YET! THE SKYLIGHT KICKER And the 4 TWICE-A-WEEK DETROIT FREE PRESS both papers one .year " FOR ONLY $3.00 THE TWICE-A-WEEK DETUOIX FREE .I'RESS needs no Introduction. 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I tj'fjtlcc is hereby given that the followlng namod tdltlpr has filed notice of his Inten tion to mako nil tirflof In support of his claim, and that said proof wfl 'ho mude be fore the Clerk of tho Probata Court at Flag staff, Ariz., ou Saturday Pec. JMOT. riz: John C. Mudersbach forthc 84 NEK and NM HEM 8oc. S8, Twpt. St N. R. BE. lie names the following wit nouses to prove his continuous residence upon, and cultiva tion of said land, viz: William Frlodleln. Henry O.Lockett, Franklin L.Beal, Henry Buckner, nil of Flagstaff, 'Arizona. FREDERICK A. THITLE. Register. . XoU to cr9jr( Notlco Ulioroby given by: tho undersigned executor ot the estate ot Clmrlos Reagan de ceased; to the' creditors of, and ill persons having claims against said deceased.' to ex hibit tho same with the necessary vouchers within ten months from the first publication of this notice, to tho undersigned executor 'ilfllt Dlafe of business In Mlltoa, Coconino Wflity, AttitJaa Territory, tho same. being the place wjjere to fiutm m a aamis trutlon of said estato Is transacted. AH cluiroM not presented wtthlp he .time herein specified will be forever barred from allow ance and 'payment. Dated at Milton, Coconino county, Arizona Territory, this till day of November, 1N7 M.J. RlORDAK Hiccuior with the wilt annexed of tho estate of Chariuj Reagan deceased.; -t . '' ' First publication Hoy. i;lWt. J stock is a fine one. ' D. J. BRANNEN. EIQUOR STORE. 1ULIUS AUBINEAIT Dealer in Fine Wines,. Liquors and Cigars. St. Louis Bottled Beer a Specialty QuietMt place In town No gambling allowed. FAMILY TBADK POMCITKD. - SYKES BROTHERS, General Machinists) FLAGSTAFF, ARIZONA. Bicycle Repairing a Specialty. BABU1TT BROS. Postofflco address, KliiirRtnlT. Arizona. Hamte. Clark's Vul- ley. niogoiion juis. Brand as per cut. All young stock branded on both sides, with swa low fork and undorblt In each eur. Also own tho following: Hoot T.sH, anywhere ou the side of tlieanlmali Boot cattle, rood brand W on right slde;T cattle oneon right stao: nurse uranu. u. u. J. A. VAIL. Is Runge eight miles southeast ot Flag staff, ittcomno coun ty. Cattle branded J V on left ribs; earmarks Kquare cut on right car. ovorslope on left ear, l'ostodlce address: Flagstaff. Arizona. Probate Court Notice. Notice Is hereby givcu that Georgo Hoff man, administrator of tho estate of Mary J. Hoffman, (deceased, lw Hied his petition with the Judgc.of the prubate court of Coco nino county, Arizona Territory, asking for an order to sell the following real estato be longing to said estate, to-wlt: Lots one, two, three, four, fire, six, seven and eight In block 8 V, In tho town of Flagstaff, county of Coco nino, Territory of Arizona, at private sale, for the purpose ot paying off tho Indebted ness of said estate. AH persons interested in said estate are hereby notified to appear lieforctho probuto court In thecourt liouso In the (own of Flag staff, Coconino county, Arizona Territory, at ten o'clock a. m., on the Mil day of Novem ber, ISO,, at which time the hearing ot said petition will bo had, und show cause why said pctlton should not bo granted nnd said order for the sale ot said real estate bo made. Given under my hand and seal of office as 1'robiito Judge this SO day of September, 1897. N. G. LAYTON, Probate Judge 'of Coconino county, A. T. t Santa Fe Pacific R. 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