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THE CLI7T0N CLARION WEDNESDAY, MAY 23, 1888. BllCXjre Talks Afcaat t'awawjra. The cable news from London would seem to indicate that tbe coming year will witness a begira of armed goslins from England who intead to proeeente the cow gentleman and Dead wood stage robbing business on tbe frontier. It is perhaps unnecessary to state that Buffalo Bill, the graceful and courteous hirsnit wonder from Nebraska, is largely responsible for this. Whererer he has gone with bis eccentric, dark red, self- made Indians and his Bpecltled broncos be has sown the seeds of discontent in the grammar schools and bred open rebellion and muti ny in the primary department. Look along tbe red-hot trail of B. William and yon find tbe Amer ican and foreign youth alike turn ing with undisguised loathing from his educational pursuits to immerse his legs in a pair of shap erajos, to wield the brief bnt start ling quirt, to whoop np the red- eyed, haughty and high-tailed Texas maverick, or to shoot large irregular boles into tbe otherwise poorly ventilated savage. Gentle reader, we stand upon the crumbling brink of a great cowboy eruption from England, Ireland, and Scotland the conti nant of the great orient itself. .. I did not think that Buffalo Bill had any idea when he started in to rehearse his great society drama and horse play, that it would so soon disturb international rela tions and throng onr cactus forest and grease-wood vineyards with jnvenile cowboys from Green land's icy mountains and India's corral stands. If be had he would have hesitated about it. Now, alas! it is too late. He is billed for tbe Coliseum, and already people from Lyrsilla and the cit ron groves of Lawrence county are coming into town, bringing their dinners and hitching their teams to tbe fence behind the Coliseum. Hard, bine preserved seats I am told are being erected around the ampbiteatre, and the Roman schools are closed. Everything points towards a great festal day, if that wonld be the right kind of day to use in this place. Is it to be wondered at that we will soon see Roman cowboys, who ought to be in school, landing here on our coast and inquiring at the corner of Broadway and Chambers street where they can .find an Indian outbreak to quell? May we not look for the Arabian and Chinese contingent by next spring, armed to the teeth and asking at an in telligence office when the Dead wood stage is expected, so that they can attack it and rob it a few times. I saw one of these kindergarten cowboys get off a train onca and go up through the town. After wards I saw bim come back. He looked different somehow. When he got off at the station I noticed that be bad long hair which was tied back with a pale blue watered Bilk ribbon. He bad long legs which seemed to extend from his Adam's apple to the ground. A narrow, fonr-in-hand necktie de noted where his legs terminated and the head began. He looked real sweet When he took the re turn train there was nothing to identify him except a strawberry mark, which he carried carefully concealed up in a shawl strap. Boys who sigh to dash madly across the plains to follow the cow path to fame do not know the danger and desolation such a life involves. There are two classes of cowboys in the west, viz., the working cowboy and the lay-figure cowboy. The latter remains in town and rolls cigarettes while he smokes fiercely through bis nose. He talks learnedly of cattle brands, corrals, round-ups "cawayards," ranges, bands, bunches and herds, but really don't know a range cow from a Texas steer. Tbe genuine cowboy is not al ways beautiful, but be is conver sant with his business, knows every brand in his district at least and who owns it; is brave where bravery is most needed, that is, in the discharge of his duty. To stand watch all night in a blizzard and bold a band of restless, bellowing cattle from stampeding, to ride all the next day half asleep in his saddle,to fall occasionally from bis pony when the latter makes a mis take and steps into a praire dog village, or to have a collar bone broken when fifty miles from a physician, are some of the fea tures of cowboy life which the boys who run away from school to cross the Missouri do not consider Moreover, it would be well if very boy in America or elsewhere would write in his own hat with a hlue pencil thst there is no rose lordered road to success, and that even tbe man that is born beauti-1 fnl and marries rich has to fight his way. The great west does not so sorely need pretty men with buckskin clothes as it does good citizens who are willing to work, wherever tbe sun shines the grass grows or water runs, the young man who will give a good day's work for a fair day's wages will surely be promoted as he deserves it It may not be funny, bnt it is the never dying truth that indus try, integrity and perseverance are mighty good substitutes for symmetry, genius and hair. Bill Nye in New York World. A 4rat Taaarl. There is talk of tunneling under New York. The plan proposed is for a system of double tunnels cut through the solid rock under tbe East and North rivers and under the city at a depth of sixty feet below tbe street surface, connect ing the Long Island railroad with tbe New York Central and Hud son River railroad, the elevated roads and the railroads coming into Jersey City from the South and West . These tunnels, it is proposed, shall be lighted by electricity, and only electric mo tive power shall be used in them, while large elevators are to be placed wherever the tnnnel crosses the lines of the elevated roads, to transfer passengers to the elevated trains. This system of double tunnels, the engineers of the com pany estimate, can be bnilt and equipped for 1,000,000 a mile, or total cost of from $5,000,000 to $6,000,000. The projectors of the tunnels, the New York and Long Island Railroad company, a new corporation, claim that the tun nels, being so far underground, can do no possible injury to the streets or to private property upon the surface, and they therefore hope to get the consent of the city and private property owners in time to begin the work of con struction about the time the aque duct contractors finish their pres ent contracts. It is also proposed to have stor age chambers opening into the tunnels for the storage and hand ling of freight and General Roy Stone, the president of tbe com pany, predicts that in time there will be another New York under ground, where all railroad freights will be transferred, and where goods not injured by dampness will be stored. Am laterrapted Orator. As is well known, Edwin Rego, the day watchman at the Capitol, has a set speech, which he delivers whenever an eastern visitor enters the rotunda of the bnilding and begins an inspection of the mag nificient group of Columbus and Queen Isabella statuary presented by D. O. Mills to tbe state. Rego's address comprises a recital of what tbe statue represents; how it came to be made; where it was made; who made it, etc. A few days since an elderly lady, well dressed and of respectable appear ance, walked leisurely into tbe building and up to the statue. She deliberately adjusted herJ spectacles and began a critical examination of the beautiful work in marble. She was so engaged when Rego appeared, and, after politely saluting the lady, entered upon his descriptive address. The old lady was an attentive and ap parently interested listener until the orator began reciting a history of the sculptor Larkin G. Mead. Here he was interrupted by his audience, who said: "Oh, I know all about him. Larkin is my nephew. I have seen lots of his work, and I'm just from bis old home away down in Yarmonnt now. Land sakes! Who'd a thought that I'd found any of his sculpturing away ont here? Ire member the first time be ever made a publio exhibition of his talent in that line. We had had a big snow-storm in Yarmonnt, and and then it turned off kind of warm like. Well, a lot of boys went to work and rolled up a lot of big snow-balls, many feet in diameter, and piled them upon each other until they were many feet high. Then they put a big square piece of snow on top of al'. After this Larkin climbed away np on the mass of snow and carved out a statue of Ethan Allen. It was as life-like as could bo, and anybody who had ever seen the picture of the old soldier could tell in a minute what the statue was. Well, it kept 6nowiog and snowing that winter, and every time it wonld cease Larkin wonld climb np on the 6taf rte and chisel it into shape. The result was that before the winter was over tbe statue had grown to colossal pro portions, and people used to travel miles and miles to see it. ' That's where Larkin's reputation bpgan, and as be was a good boy he de served all the fame be won after ward." When Rego again got the floor be thanked tbe lady for the addi tion fclie had made in his speech, after which the visitor from Ver mont turned her attention to other portions of the State Capitol. Sacramento Bee. Tbe act to establish courts for Indians on the various reserva tions is now before congress. Tbe act aims at civilizing the Indians by giving them the protection of the law afforded other citizens, allowing them to make contracts, to sue and be sued and to engage in any trade or business. It pro vides for the appointment of court commissioners, to act aa judges, and for the appointment of their clerks, who shall be Indians by preference, and who Bhall have the power of justices of the peace. A district attorney, called tbe Next Friend," will be appointed and may institute suits and prose cutions on behalf of Indians. This will amuse the Indians very much wnen they read it in the Enterprise. Silver City Enter prise. The CAMPAIGN Weetly Globe-Democrat Will be sent to any address in the United States as fol lows: From Xajrta Deeeaiber 1st, 5 els. Froai JaaetoDeeemker 1st. 40 eta. t'roat J al jr to Deresaber 1st, SO eta. sVroaa Amg. to Deeeaiber 1st, SO eta. Froai Mept. to Deeeaiber lt,lets. FroaiOet. to Deeeaiber 1st, lvrta. 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