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AN ANCIENT FOE To lienlth and happiness is Scrofula as ugly as ever since time immemoral. It causes bunches in the nock, dis figures the skin, intlames the mucous membrane, wastes the muscles, weak ens the bones, reduces the power of resistance to disease and the capacity for recovery, and develops into con sumption. Hood's Sarsaparilla will rid you of it, 'radically and per manently, as it has rid thousands. Ilia Cnlvlnlxed Hat. "A generation or two ago." said n Boston clergyman, "old Dr. Ellis was D well known figure In Koston. being cno of our famous Unitarian ministers, a friend of many of the -transcen-dcntullsts. He used always to wear 11 white pniiainr. hat In summer. The same hat did ill in season after season, jet It never seemed to lose any of Its fiesh whiteness. "One day a minister of the old per suasion nnd very pronounced in his orthodoxy asked Dr. Ellis how ho kept his hat so white. "That Is easy,' said the doctor, 'for it baa been Calvinized.' "'What'' said the other minister. 'How do you galvanize n hat?' " 'I said Calvinized.' replied the Uni tarian. " 'But what do yon mean by that?" " 'Dipped in brimstone, said Dr. El lis." New York Tribune. Hamlin's Wizard Oil is a friend of the arilicted and an enemy to pain which it overcomes. Magistrate Ten dollars and costs! This is at least the tenth time I've had to fine you this year, and Inebriate Well, say, Judge, ouirhtn't I git wholesale rates? Philadelphia Press. " Keep Your Bowels Strong. Constipation or diarrhoea, when your bowels flre out of order, Cascarets Candy Cathartic will make them act naturally. All druggists, I iX, 25c, 60c. Little Willie What's a philosopher, pa? I'a A philosopher, my son, is a man who bears with resignation the tooth ache from which another is suffering Chicago Xews. It Cures While You Walk. Allen's Foot-Ease makes tight and new shoes feel easy. It Is a certain cure for sweatlnic, callous and swollen, tired, hot, ahcing feet. Try It today. At all Druggists, 25c. Trial package mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow'e Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period. OLD INDIAN WAR PENSIONS Congress has just passed a law granting pensions to the survivors and to the widows of deceased soldiers of the Oregon, Washington, and Cali fornia Indian Wars of 1847 to 1850. Full information will be sent by Byington & Wilson, No. 728 Seven teenth street, Washington, D. C, or branch office, No. 442 Parrott Building, San Francisco, Cal. Fees limited by law. CITC Permanently Cured. No nts er rervonnneit M I O after first day's mmf Ir. K line's Ci rent Nervs Restorer. Send for FREE 9X00 trial bottle and treat . i)B.B.U.KuNi.Ltd..31ArcliSt..Phildelphia,Fa. Mrs. Spenders That's what I call a "duck" of a bonnett. Mr. Spenders Yes? I'd call it a "pelican." Mrs. Spenders A "pelican?" Mr. Spenders Yes, on account of the size ol the bill. Philadelphia Press. -y CASTOR I A For Infants and Children, The Kind You Have Always Bought Signature of HOITPS SCHOOL Parents desiring home Influences, beautlfu surroundings, perfect climate, careful super vision, and thorough mental, moral and phys ical training for their boys, will find all these requirements fully met at Holtt's School, Menlo Park, Ban Mateo County, Cal. Bend for Catalogue. Twelfth year begins August 12th. IRA O. HOITT. Ph. D.. Principal. STRONG PULSE BEATS. Cnsesi In Which They Are Perceptible) la the Eye. "It Is not such an uncommon thing," said a physician, -"to find a person whose pulse beats can be plainly seen, and yet I suppose there nre but few outside of the profession who realize the fact. In most persons the beat of the pulse cannot be perceived, but the mere fact that the beating Is per ceptible does not mean that the pulse is other than normal. I have come across a number of cases where the throbbing of the wrist could be plainly seen, and yet the persons rarely gave evidence of abnormality In teiffpcra ture. They were rarely feverish and were In good physical condition gen erally. Pulses of this kind, from this view, which Is based upon actual ob servations of cases, do not Indicate anything more than an nbnormal phys ical condition in the formation of the wrist veins. "I have met with one case which was possibly n little extraordinary Id that it was plainer and much more dis tinct than any I had ever seen before. It could almost be heard. The artery would rise to a point almost ns large is the ball of the little linger of a child and would change from the white of the skin to a blood purple with each beat of the pulse. I found it easy to count the pulse beats without touching the patient's wrist. I could see plainly enough to keep the record, and In order not to err In my calculation I tested It In several ways and found It was cor rect and that there was no mistake In my counting with the naked eye." New Orleans Times-Democrat. Orlxln of the Rattleajnnke Fins. One of the most common devices used on the American flags during the early part of the Uevolutioimry strug gle was an embroidered rattlesnako above or below the legend "Don't tread on me!" The origin of this design has been traced to a remark made by Ben Franklin. At the time the flag was adopted, or immediately before, Eng land was shipping her criminals to America nnd turning them loose on the defenseless colonists. After sev eral munders hud been committed by these unwelcome immigrants Ben Franklin (some say in u joking spirit) suggested that the colonists retaliate by sending a cargo of rattlesnakes to the mother country and turning then) out in the gardens of the nobles. SCIENCE SIFTINGS. The amount of blood in the human body is one-thirteenth of the body weight. Sound moves 1,142 feet per second, light 102.000 miles a second and elec tricity 283,000. miles a second. The rotation of a waterspout ot the surface of tbe sea has been estimated as 354 miles an hour.' or nearly six miles a minute. The sun's light is equal to 5,503 wax candles at one foot from the eye. It would take 800,000 full moons to equal cloudless sunshine. It is probable that the temperature of the moon's surface at its midday is 750 degrees F. The drop at night is probably 1,000 degrees, to 250 degrees below. Vesta is the only one of the smaller planets which can be seen with the na ked eye. Its diameter is only 300 miles and its whole surface but one-ninth that of Europe. Crystallized nitrogen is one of the greatest cbemlcal curiosities. By cool ing nitrogen gas down to 3C7 degrees below the freezing point and then al lowing It to expand solid, snowlika crystals are formed. (Cut her Airy. "There is an acquaintance or mine," remarked the doctor, "who gives him self airs because he was given up to die thirty years ago and has kept him self alive till now by taking oxygen." "How old Is he now?" asked the pro fessor. "Over eighty." "He's what you would call an osyge narian, Is he?" said the professor, look ing at him with half shut eyes. Chica go Trlbuue. '' ' HORSEHAIR SNAKES. Peculiar llaliits of These Threadlike I.lttle Serpents).) The "horsehair snakes" are small, flesh colored mites which live princi pally In stagnant water. After going through various transformations they come to the surface of the water In the shape of very slender, purplish looking threads. When they reach this hist stage, they leave the water and work their way up tbe stalks and leaves of aquatic plants, When opportunity af fords, they ai.taeh themselves to the feet, legs, wings nnd other parts of larger Insects, often, r.s one authority States, creeping under tho wing case of beetles. In tho case of tho cricket, katydfd, grasshopper and other Insects of that ilk, whose legs are hollow, tho tiny horsehair takes the advantage and creeps up the hollows into tho very vitals. Tills accounts for the fat and cluniiiy couditlou of some Individuals of the above named species, single specimens of the cricket having been caught with over two dozen of these threadllko "snakes" attached to nnd Inside of their bodies. After henvy rains, which frequently drown crickets and katydid which are weighted down by these parasites, tho "horsehair snake" emerges from the carcass of the insect a full hedged miniature serpent. In this mature state he is .the delight of the curiosity seeker and a mine of study to those who delight to delve in nature's bypaths. Those which have been for tunate enough not to have been carried very far from water by the insects which they encumbered during life make their way back to tho ponds to lay their eggs. They then wrap them selves around the eggs, which soon hatch Into tho little flesh colored mites mentioned In the opening. About this time the parent "snake" dies to make room for its progeny. The Doe and the Jackdaw. In Suvernuke forest I once witnessed a very pretty little scene. I noticed a doe lying down by herself in a grassy hollow, and as I passed her at a dis tance of about fifty yards it struck me ns singular that she kept her head so low down that I could only see the top of it on a level with her back. Walk lng round to get a better sight, I saw a Jackdaw standing on the turf before her, very busily pocking nt her face. With my glass I was able to watch her movements very closely. He pecked round her eyes, then her nostrils, her threat and In act every part of her face, and, just as a man when being shaved turns his face this way and that under the gentle, guiding touch of the barber's fingers nnd lifts up his chin to allow tho razor to pass beneath it, so did the doe raise and lowjr nnd turn her face about to enable the bird to examine and reach every part with his bill. Finally the daw left the face and, moving round. Jumped on the deer's shoulders and began a minute search in that part. Having finished this, he Jumped on to the head nnd pocked ut the forehead and round the bases of the ears. The pocking done, ho remained for some seconds sitting perfectly still, looking very pretty with the graceful red head for a stand, the doe's long ears thrust out on either side of him. Birds and Man! "Sweet heart Ins" In Chnrch. Speaking of the custom which wai once widely spread of making men s!: in a different part of the church from the women, an English minister v.t.s told the following nueedote by I. Gloucestershire rector: "I remembei when I was a boj a young couple com ing into the ehuivh here on a Sunday afternoon and seating themselves to gether on the women's side. The man was soon turned out of his seat by the verger, with tho remark, uttered in an audible voice, 'We don't have no sweet hearting here.' "London Tit-Bits. Not That Kind. The impecunious artist was speaking of a new model he had secured for r. great work hewas preparing. "Does she lend herself to the sub ject?" inquired a dilettante who loved nrt for art's sake. "I should say not," replied the artist, who had got his start as a sign painter. "She charges $2 an hour."- Coughing "I was given up to die with quick consumption. I then began to use Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. I Improved at once, and am now in perfect health." Chas. E. Hart man, Cibbstown, N. Y. It's too risky, playing with your cough. The first thing you know it will be down deep in .your lungs and the play will be over. Be gin early with Ayer's Cherry Pectoral and stop the cough. Three sizes: ZV., enough for nn orfllnsry cold; M)e., Just right tor bronchitis. ImHr.e. Hess, hard eolds, etc.; pi, most economical for chrouie esses end to keep on hnnd. J. C. AVElt CO., Lowell, Mast. A Mean Thrust. "Ten thousand dollars for a dog!" he exclaimed as he looked up from bis newspaper. "Do you believe any one ever paid any such price, Maria?" "I'm sure I don't know, James," she returned, without stopping her needle work even for a moment. "Does the paper say that much was paid?" "Yes. There's an article on valuable dogs, and It's speaking of one that was sold for $10,000. I don't believe it." "It may be true, James," she said quietly. "Some of those high bred an imals bring fancy prices, and there's no pnrtlculnr reason why the paper should lie about it." "I know that, Marin, but Just think of it. Just try to grasp the magnitude of that sum in your weak feminine mind. You don't seem to realize it 510,000 for a dog! Why, hung it, Maria, that's more than I'm worth!" "I know that, James, but some are ft-orth more than others." She went on calmly with her sewing while he fumed nnd spluttered for a moment and then dropped the subject, especially the weak feminine part of it Two Clears For a Quarter. Iloax What do you mean by glvlnj me a cigar like this'' What did you pay for it? Joa.x Two for a quarter. Hoax I'll bet you kept the twenty cent one. riilladelphla Becord. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of See Facsimile Wrapper Below. Tery small and a easy . to take as suffar. CARTER'S IFOR HEADACHE. FOR DIZZINESS. FOR BILIOUSNESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION iflVER M PILLS. isilfrM una maws) is Csnti Purely Vegetable, CURE SICK HEADACHE.