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Don't try cheap cough medi cines. Get the best, Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. What a record it has, sixty years of Cherry Pectoral cures! Ask your doctor if he doesn't use it for coughs, colds, bronchitis, and all throat and lung troubles. "Ilwve found flint Ayer's Olinrry Pectoral Is the liitHt iiiHilirhie I Pitn irOHirrilto for bron chitis, lulluonzH. compIis. ami Imrrl cohlg." M. J.ookma.n, M.U., Itlmca. X. V. 3Aii.. We., f I 00. All clrmrtMt'i. ,i. o. a ykii cn. for 1,oh-i!!I, M:ms. ronchitis Correct anv tendency to constipa tion, with Em.H doses of Ayer's Pills. A FIourlshliiR Game. "As to the cause of education," said tbe Montana man, "I um glad to say that it Is flourishing with us." "Plenty of schools, ehV" was quer ied. "Well, one every few miles or so, but I was referring more to the sehool ma'ama than the schools." "In what way?" "Why, we've had fourteen In our district in the last two years, and ev ery one of 'em has got married and is living ns happy as a clam. We are be hind In some things, but when It comes to the cause of education we give a schoolma'am her pick of a dozen can didates, and if she can't find one to suit her as a husband we know she ain't up on geography and 'rltbmetic and let her go." The New Drugless Treatment permanently euros all diseases Druus cannot cure. Home treatment at small cost. Herd symptoms and we send particulars. Investigate at once, Wii 8. Main St., Los Angeles. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup th a best remedy to use for their children during the teething period. Try, Try Again. Summer Guest 1 have fished in that stream of yours for a week, and haven't got a bite. Hotel Keeper Well, most likely the Esq haven't much appettie this hot weath er. Try 'em with chewing gum. A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES. Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protrud ing Piles. Your druggist will refund money if PAZO OINTMENT falls to cure you in 6 to 14 days. 50 cents. The Little Boy's Idea. The little stars are out so late xn fields of blue they roam; I wonder why the mother moon Don't call her children home? I know they're sleepy in the skies Just by the way they blink their eyei. Atlanta Constitution. To Break in New Shoes, Always shake In Allan's Foot-Ease, a powder. It cures Ijot, sweating, aching, swollen feet. Cures Corns, Ingrowing; Nails and Bunions, At all Druggists and Shoe stores, 26c. Don't accept any substitute. Sample mailed FRED. Address Allen B. Olmsted. Le Roy. N. Y. Pa'sj Theory. "Say, pa," queried little Johnny Bumpernlckle, "what does this paper mean by a double-minded man?" "It probably has reference to some fool bachelor who is thinking of get ting married, my son," replied the old stentleman. M I ffst i il rMi "lifljjri Iliutfta wmss ail klk t sua. Best Cough Byrup Tastes Oood. Urn in time, noia oy aruggists. L A.V.V. 1905-lTb. 1 JOSH BILLINGS' PHILOSOPHY. God made woman superior to man superior In her sphere only. We hav to win what we git, and what we don't win ain't hardly worth having. If I hav to prove everything that I think or say, I am reddy to quit now, anu let life go bi default. Error Iz very nimble at the start, but the staying qualitys of truth all wuss wins the race at last Like master, like dog, iz a truism; I never knu a hatcfull, mallshus kur but what waz Tiaff-brother to hUs owner. Don't forglt this, nil sweet boy the world is all watching to see yu miss the bull's-eye. Beat them, ml sweet boy, if yu kan. The strongest intimacys scorn to exist, not between two hartes, but whare the bed ov one controls tbe liarte ov the other. What I write cums to me like the flight ov a wild pigeon; If I don't seize it and write it down, it Is gone forever; and too often, In grasping for it, I only git a sorry bunch of tale feathers. The only way to get rid of pimples and other erup tions is to cleanse the blood, improve the digestion, stim ulate the kidneys, liver and skin. The medicine to take is Hood's Sarsaparilla Which has cured thousands. After the Honeymoon. Youngwed Er what kind of cake Is this, my dour? Mrs. Youugwed Why, It's marble cake. I baked it myself. Youngwed I wish you would bake a few more Just like it. Mrs. Youngwed I'm so glad you are fond of it, dear; but why do you want so many? Youngwed I er think It would b a good Idea to replace those old wood teps at the front door with marble. For forty years Piso's Cure for Con sumption has cured coughs and colds. At druggists. Price 25 cents. FITS Permanently Cured. No fits or nev I I I O outness after first day's use of Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE. 12.00 trial bottle and treatise. DR. R. H. KLINE, Ltd., 931 Arch St., Phila delphia. Pa. Has Secret of Youth. Nikola Tesla, the great student of electricity, is 47, but 'looks ten years younger. tbe standard after 4!JyearB test, Tbey alwuyB produce tbo Urgent and uuri'Ht crops, am dealers nvll Heed Aiiinml A mi mi I R request, tt 9 RRV &.CO. g T, MIOH. f J lree on D. M. Ferry DETROIT, Condltiou vs. Theory "Shay," began the loquacious party who had been trying to assume more than bis share of liquid trouble, "I've (hie) got a the'ry 'bout (hie) whazzer matter " "To th station house with your the ory," interrupted the policeman, as he gathered him in, "it's your conduct that confronts me." Eruptions SJSV to plant anything but Jft'i?5 FERRY& I SEEDS PUTNAM FADELESS DYES. Color more goods brighter and faster colors than any other dye. One lOct package colors Silk, W eol and Cotton equally well, and Is gua antecd to give perfect results. Ask dealer, or we will send post paid at lOcts. a package. Write lor free booklet bow to dye, bleach and mil colon. JIONROB DRUQ CO., Unlonvllle, Missouri. , SISTERS OF CHARITY Uses Pe-ru-sia for Coughs, Colds, Grip and Catarrh A Congressman's Letter. $) In every country of the civilized world Sisters of Charity arc known. Not only do they minister to the spiritual and intellectual needs of the charges committed to their care, but they also minister to their bodily npeds. With so many children to take care of and to protect from climate and disease, these wise and prudent Sis ters have found Peruna a never fail ing safeguard. Dr. Hartman receives many letters from Catholic Sisters from all over the United States. A recommend re cently received from a Catholic in stitution in Detroit, Mich., reads as follows: Dr. S. B. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio: Dear Sir: "The young girl who used the Peruna was suffering from laryn gitis and loss of voice. The result of the treatment was most satisfactory. She found great relief, and after fur ther use cf the medicine we hope to be able to say she is entirely cured." Sisters of Charity. The young girl was under the care of the Sisters of Charity and used Pe runa for catarrh of the throat with good results as the above letter testi fies. Send to The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio, for a free book writ ten by Dr. Hartman. A Good Head. Sub-Editor A correspondent sends us a full account of a cock light, with pho tographs of the steel spurs used, tho cock pit, (spectators, birds in battle, etc., with every round described. Great Editor Glorious! Oct it nil in. Sub-Editor (doubtfully) But this is a family paper. Groat Editor Y-e-s I know. Head it "A Brutal Sport Where Were the Police?" He Conld See It. Wife According to the program, this play has a moral, but I fail to see It. Husband (who paid ?5 for seats) Oh, it's plain enough. A fool and his ! nioner are soon parted. Reason for It. "What on earth possessed you to bite Miss Ethel's beau last evening?" asked the house cat. "Well," replied the bulldog, "I heard her telling him he was nice enough to eat" 444) OOO The following letter is from Con gressman Meekison, or ruapoioon. Ohio: . The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus-, O.: Gentlemen: "I have used several bottles of Peruna and feel greatly benefited thereby from my catarrh of the head, and feel encourager to believe thai its continued use will fully eradi-l cate a disease of thirty years' stand ing." David Meekison. Dr. Hartman, one of the best known physicians and surgeons in the United States, was the first man to formulate Peruna. It was through his genius and perseverance that it was intro duced to the medical profession of this country. If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the use of Pe runa, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O. How Celluloid la Mads. Colluloid, the chemical compound which bears so close a resemblance to irory, Is a mixture of collodion and camphor, Invented in 1855 by Perke glne, of Birmingham, whose name for a time it bore. The process of manu facture Is as follows: Cigarette paper la soaked in a mixture of nitric and sulphuric acids until it becomes nitro cellulose. After thorough washing, to free it from the acids, tills cellulose la dried, mixed with a certain quantity of camphor, and coloring matter If re quired, and then passed through a roll er mill. It is next formed Into thin sheets by hydraulic pressure and after ward broken up by toothed rollers and so.'Ued for some hours in alcohol. A further pressure and a hot rolling proc ess finish it. and results In ivory-like ghoets half iui inch thick. Most men remember obligations, but not often to be grateful; the proud are made sour by the remembrance aud th vain silent. Simms. David Meekison.