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"No," said'Nurlteh, "I ain't no dude. Clothes don't make the man, you know." "No," replied Pepprey, "but many ot you self-made men look as If yqu had also made the clothes." Philadelphia Press. You Can Oet Allen's Foot Ease FREE Write Allen 8. Olmsted. Leltoy, N.Y., for a free Sample of Allen's Foot-Ease. It cures wealing, hot, swollen, aching feet. It makes new or tight Shoes easy. A certain cure for Corns. Ingrowing Nails and Bunions. A 11 Drug gist sell It. 25c. Don't accept any substitute. They Go Toivnnl It. "There are some men," said th$ chronic kicker, "whom " good fortune seems to follow always." "I thluk you're wrong," replied the happy hustler; "you will find good for tune meets them ; it doesn't follow them." Phlludcliihln Prpss. Hade Quite a Hit. Brlggs Bilter's daughter did very well in literature, didn't she? Griggs Yes, indeed. I understand that she made money enough on her first novel to get herself an education. Life. FITS Permanently Cured. No Btsornerv- 1 ousni'ss ufter first day's use of Dr Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. Bend fo FREE J2.00 trial bottle and treatise. DR R. H. KLINE, Ltd., 931 Arch St., Phila delphia. Pa. ' The Supreme Court. Ascum I think it's a splendid op portunity for you. What are you go ing to do about it? Henpeck I haven't the slightest idea. Aseuiu But surely you can give an opinion. Henpeck O, gracious! No, my wife always hands down the opinion. Philadelphia Press. Revenge. Mrs. A And Is she such a terrible Book? Mrs. Z Terrible Is no name for-It Why, she burns up everything, breaks all the dishes and chases the children out of the kitchen with a broom, ' Mrs. A Gracious! Why don't, .you discharge her? Mrs. Z 'Sh! I am waiting to give her a good recommendation to some one I dislike. U, Not All Itcuil. "Dead little town you've got here, Isn't it?" said the passenger with the heavy watch chain, as he ordered a cup of coffee and a sandwich at the little eat ing house near the railway station. "Yes, sir," answered the man behind the lunch counter. "Nobody ever comes here hut body snatchers or poor relations of the deceased. Which are you?" - How's This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Ruvard for any cuee of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. P J- CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe' him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially ahlc to carry out any obligations made by his in. WALKING, KINNAN 4k MARVIN, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Inter nally acting direotly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials seat free. Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Take Hall's Family Pills forconsiipation. Quite Aoproprlufe. "Would you like nny other inscrip tion on the monument, madam?" ask ed the dealer. "Yes," answered the widow. "You mlifht put on 'Rest ill Pieces." 'Uetf pardon," said the dealer, "but you menu 'iiost In Peace,' do you not?" "No," rejoined the widow. "I mean Just what I said. Poor John lost his life in a powder-mill explosion." la the Daye of Work. "I see that Maxim Gorky Is in Ber lin superintending the production of his play. 'The Children of the Sun,"' aid n newspaper correspondent. "Later on he will come to America, and I shall be glad to shake his thin, cold band again. "I met Gorky In Petersburg. . He is delightful. He told me that a Rus sian soldier only gets about ?2, or three rubles a year say five copecks a day. "During the war,' said Gorky, 'a private soldier stole a shirt worth half a ruble, and was condemned to be shot. " 'As he was being led away to death, his colonel met him. " 'Ivan ! Ivan ! said the colonel re proachfully, 'what a fool your were to risk your life for the sake of fifty co pecks.' "'Colonel,' Ivau answered, 'I risk it every day for live copecks.' " KMr, '.'Can you tell me why the profession of a crab fisher Is so much more profit able under any conditions than an oys ter dredger's?" "I can't see any good reason for that." "Because the oysterman always has to shell out the best part of lite re ceipts, while the crab fisher's wo.k Is ,811 net gain." Bulr'more American Hla Idea of It. "Huh!" grunted Jokeley, tossing iaway a half-eaten apple, "there's an niljer iild caw that needs to be brought to date." "What's that?" 'asked Cokeiey. '''The worm will turn when bitten upon.' " Philadelphia Press. Itm Ii!nKiit"liiiK Mark. i "Mrs. Irons," said the head boarder, "this tastes like a cold storage chicken." "Perhaps yon will be kind enough to tell me, Mr. McOinnis," said the land lady, "how a cold storage chicken tastes."' f "Well, it chews all right, but it's kind o' hard to swallow." i , JlllrtlllMICralOOU Him. , ' ; "Papa, what is. natural gas?" "If there is such a rhing as that in ex istence, Johnny, it is known as Congress." "Why, how could that be, papa? They don't bore in the ground for con " "O, I thought you said national gas." i hi'. ' , Mistook the Term. "She married" nu octogenarian, didn't !Bhe?" "I 'guess not He looked to1 be as white as any of us." Cleveland Plain ipealer. ' ' ' !'., iHMWAltD !. KUHTON, " 1 ' AHHAYKR and CHEMIST, : -'' '-' I ... ,i .' . I.cadvlll. Colorado. 'Specimen prices: Gold, Silver, Lead, $l;Uold, illver. 75c; Hold, 5c; Zinc or Copper, SI. Cy liinide Tests. Mulling Kivelopes and full price ilist sent on application. i Control and Umpire Work olli-ited. Reference: Carbonate Jia jtiorial Bunk. . " ' ' !f' t.'.U... : ri Incipient. ' -My i mustache is beginning to be no ticeable at lawHt," said . the callow youth. ' -"Yes," replied Pepprey, "it reminds me of the defeated pugilist I saw at , Mutt prize fight last night." . . i "Aw, how was that?" . "Down and ot." De'ar Sirs My body broko out with a rash or eruption whioh in spite of all efforts to oure continued to ?et worse. The itching, especially at night, was simply terrible; it , would almost disappear at times, only to return worse than ever. I had tried many highly recommended prepa rations without boneSt, and hearing of S. S. S. determined to give it a fair trial, and wa3 inexpressibly delighted'1 when a few bottles ourod mo entirely, removing every blemish and pimple from my body. I shall not fall to reo ommend S. S. S. whenever an opportunity occurs to do so. Eccondido, Cal. L. MARNO. ECZEMA, There is nothing more distressing than an itching, burn- P S 0 R I A S B 3 nig skin disease, and upon the return of warm weather those who are afflicted with skin troubles find the symptoms appear- OA IT R H It U! PI ing and know that they will be tormented through the hot " " 1 11 11 W .summer months. The blood is heated with humors and acrid matter, and as they arc force.! to the surface the skin seems to be on fire. The treatment of skin diseases with exter n al applications is all wrong, because they do not reach the trouble which is in the blood.. The most such treatment can be expected to do is, allay the itching and burning and covet up the trouble for awhile, but as soon as it is left off the disease returns. All food taken into the body contains, in some form, the elements necessary to sustain, the different parts. One portion is used for i i j r 1 THE ITCHING WAS ALMOST UNBEARABLE. me maK.mg m uiuou, auuiucr iui mu&cic, one for bone, still another for fat, and so on. After these different properties are ex tracted from the food there still remains a portion that is useless, or waste matter, which is intended to be disposed of through the natural channels of bodily waste, the Liver, Kidneys and Bowels. At this season of the year, however, these organs become torpid, dull and sluggish, and fail to perform this duty, and these accumulations remain in the system and are absorbed by the blood to ferment and sour, producing burning acids and acrid humors. The blood cannot property nourish the system while in this impure condition, and begins to throw off these acids through the pores and glands of the skin, producing Acne, Eczema, Tetter, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum and skin diseases of every description. . . ECZEMA appears usually with a slight redness of the skin, followed by pustules from which there flows a sticky fluid that dries and forms a crust, and the itching is intense. It is generally on the back, breast, arms, legs and face, though other parts of the body may be afflicted. In TETTER the skin dries, cracks and bleeds, and is often very painful. The acid in the blood dries up the natural oils of the skin, causing a dry, feverish, hardened condition and giving it a leathery appearance. AGNE makes its appearance on the face in the form of, pimples and black-heads, and is particularly disagreeable because of its unsightly appear ance, while PSORIASIS, a scaly disease, comes in patches on different parts of the body. One of the worst forms of skin disease is SALT RHEUM, It discharges a watery fluid, form-' ing sores and producing intense itching. The head and face are the parts usually affected, and sometimes the hair falls out and a mass of sores forms on the scalp. These and all skin diseases are due to the same cause burning acids and humors in the blood, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and made pure they will continue. The best treatment for all skin diseases is S. S. S., a remedy that is purely vegetable, being made en tirely from roots, herbs and barks, and acts directly on the blood with a cleansing, healing effect. It neutralizes the acids and purifies the blood so that the skin, instead of being blistered and burned by the fiery fluids, is nourished by a supply of cooling, healthy blood. It goes down into the circulation and forces out every particle of waste or foreign matter, builds up the blood and cures all skin diseases promptly and permanently. S. S. S. does not leave the least par ticle of the poison for future outbreaks, but entirely rids the blood of the cause for all skin diseases. S. S. S. tones' up the system and regulates the Liver, Kidneys and Bowels so ( that they, will cafry off the natural waste and refuse matter through the proper channels, instead of leaving it to , be. absorbed by the blood. Nothing equals S. S. S. in the treatment of these troubles and for building' upl the general health. Write for ouri treatise on skin diseases and ajiy medical advice! .you, wish. ' We make no charge for either. 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