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Holbrook argus. (Holbrook, Ariz.) 1900-1913, June 02, 1906, Image 7

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Vegetable Preparationfor As
similating the Food andRegula
ling the Stomachs andBowels of
Promotes DigestiortCheerfur-nessandRest-Contains
neither
Opium.Morphine norlineral.
Kot Narcotic.
flmpe of OUO-SAMUEL PITCHER
PumfJtxn Seal'
Mx-Smtut
,
tkfUemwit -
Clmliti Sugar
Aperfecl Remedy forConsupn
fion , Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
ness and Loss OF SLEEP.
Facsimile Signature of
NEW YORK.
31
EXACT COPY Of WRARPER.
AViinled to Know.
"I had n tramp for dinner to-day."
"Is this some of him 7" asked hot
husband, poking his fork into the meat
rather suspiciously. Houston Post
FI1 S st- Vitas' Dunce and all Nervous Pis
1 1 1 J eases permunontly euri'il by Dr.
Kline's Great Nerve Restorer Send for FKKE
!U trial bot tle tind treatise. Dr. U. II. Kline,
Ld.. !'3l Arch St., Philadelphia, Ph.
A Gallant Bor,
A Bostonlun was talking about the
late Henry Harland.
"Harlaud was a graceful, gallant
soul." he said. "Even In his boyhood
he turned the prettiest compliment
"In his boyhood he studied Latin
under a charming youug woman.
"This young lady, culling him up In
class one morning, said :
"'Henry, uanie some of the chief
beauties of education.'
"The boy, .smiling Into bis teacher'!
pretty eyes, answered :
" 'Schoolmistresses. "Philadelphia
Bulletin.
Only Wanted a Square Oral.
"Prisoner," said the judg,' "stand up.
Have you anything to say why judgment
of the court should not now lie pronounc
ed against you?"
"I'd like to say, your honor," answered
the prisoner, "that I hope you will not
allow your mind to he prejudiced against
me by the poor defense my lawyer put up
for me. I'll take it as a great fnvor if
your honor will just give me t'.ie sentence
I'd have got if I had pleaded guilty in
the first Dlace."
Smokers find Lewis' "Single Binder''
straight 5c cigar better quality tlmn most
10c brands. Lewis' Factory, I'eoria, 111.
Speaking- ia All Candor.
Miss Peachlcy Mr. Spoonamore, have
I ever given you good reason to think I
preferred yoti to other young men and
wanted to marry you?
Mr. Spoonamore No, to tell the truth,
you never have. I learn from the other
fellows that you kiss them good night
when they go away, the game as you do
me.
Eli
III
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
of
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
TNI OIMTAUN IOHMM MCW TOM OfTT.
AmenriliiK the Declaration.
"My friends," exclaimed t he candidate,
in a fine hurst of disinterested patriotism,
"I don't waut this otlif if you think I
am unworthy to till it !"
Mere lie stopped and took a drink of
wa ter.
"And I might add." he proceeded, "that
my candidacy is not the result of any cor
nipt political bargain."
"Yes, you might." interrupted an old
farmer in the audience: "but it you did
you'd be lyin' like Sam Hill!"
IN CONSTANT AGONY.
A West Virginian's Awful Distress
Through Kidney Troubles.
W. L. Jackson, merchant, of Park
ersburg, W. Va.( says: "Driving about
In bad weather
brought kidney trou
bles on me and 1
suffered twenty years
with sharp, cramp-
ing pains in the back
and urinary disor
ders I often had to
get up a dozen times
at night to urinate
Retention set in, an i
I was obliged to use
the catheter. I took to my bed, and
the doctors falling to help, began using
Doan's Kidney Pills. The urine soon
came freely again, and the pain grad
ually disappeared. I have been cured
eight years, and though over 70, am as
active as a boy."
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Pollahlnsr HI Vocabulary.
The man whose house was next door
was scraping an acquaintance with the
man who had just moved in.
"I see you have an automobile," he
said. "I suppose you will use the barn
as a garrldge."
"Yes; I expect to usee it as a garahzh,"
responded the new neighbor.
This held him for a minute or two, and
then be made another overture.
"The man that lived here last year,"
he said, "used this back yard as a cab
bahih patch."
AW
On Tendency to Worxhlp Heroe.
The nnuies of ninny heroes have been
preserved for posterity in the noinen-
lature of phues In the United States,
evidence of our tendency to indulge irt
mro worship to unite nil extent. Me
tare post.aiices bearing the name 'of
overy President down 10 hihi including
i'.oosi'velt. Only two of his predeces-'
ors !re lacking In the list of counties.
Niiturally. the favorite in the miming
of towns and counties is Washington,
and he is the only President for whom
Ptute has been named. But other
than Presidents enjoy these honors.
Successful soldiers, sailors, statesmen.
dltors, authors, inventors, the heroes
of ancient history and mythology, ami
even popular actors antl athletes share
i !IUe distinction. Our list of post-
of'lces Is a loin' one and contains names
from almost every language, living ami
dead, and chosen on almost every con
ci i wilde principle or impulse. Two
ounties In Kansas present a curious
association of Ideas. Greeley County
has tor its capital a town culled Tri
bune, and Ulysses is the county seat of
Grant.
lie Rrud the Sinns.
One morning two young women cn
tcred the Saltville grocery, and alter
some discussion bought a pound of ,
dates, two pounds of gingersnaps and
two pounds of crackers. ,
"Stopping at Miss (Sniy's? Inquired!
the clerk, as he tied up the bundles. i
Yes." said one of the young women,
with evident surprise.
"Came about yesterday forenoon'.'"
said the clerk.
How did you know?" asked the oth
er young woman, curiously.
I'm. Well. I can most generally
tell." said the clerk
withont L'lancitiL'
t the objects of bis mind-reading. a
, twil,,,d a knot in the string "You
see. it's pretty drizzly and muddy to-
day. and I knew there wouldn't lie any-
body's boarders but Miss Cray's feel
thenoed of cumim' out here such weatli -
er; and long as you didn't come till to
lay. I knew for 'sure you couldn't have
, . i . Ti,,. ,
,een here more n one day. J Hree meals
day.
beei
is about the average.'
Mothera will Hud Mra. Window's
Southing Syrap the best remedy to i
use tor tneir onuaren aunng me Take Hall's Family lMIs for Consti
teethlng period. ipition.
Aiculnxt Her Heller JudK'nient. j
"Ain't you rather young to be left In I
charge of a drug store?"
'Terhaps so. ma'am; what can I uo j
for you':"
"Hon't your employers know It's dan- j
gerous to leave a mere hoy like you in
charge of such a place?" J
"I am competent to serve you. j
madam, if you will make known your j
wants."
"Don't they know you might poison i
some one?"
"There Is no danger of that, madam;
what can I do for you?"
"I think I better go to the store down
the street."
"I can serve you Just as well as they i
can and as cheaply."
"Well, you can give me n 2-cent I
stamp, but it don't look right." Hous
ton I'ost.
T.he Poatmantrr'a Holiday.
It is said that a rural postmaster in
Texas sent the following letter to the
Postmaster General recently:
"I ain't took a holiday these three
years gone, an' this is to let you know
that I'm goin' to close the office fer the
next three days an' go a-fishiu'. There
don't much mail come here nohow, an'
I'm neediu' exercise. So I put you on
notice." Atlanta Constitution.
Sharp and 'Well-Set.
The mistress of the house was newly
Installed and looked It but she had
clearly defined Ideas on industrial ques
tions, and when the man who had call
ed her to the door asked for a little
something to eat, she Immediately look
ed toward the wood pile In the yard.
"Well," she said, "If you will get that
ar "
"Oh. I sha'n't need that!" the man In
terrupted, in a reassuring tone. "My
teeth are all right."
When the
Hair Falls
Then it's time to act! , No time
to study, to read, to experi
ment ! You want to save your
hair, and save it quickly, too!
So make up your mind this
very minute that if your hair
ever comes out you will use
Ayer's Hair Vigor. It, makes
the scalp healthy. The 'hair
stays in. It cannot do any
thing else. It's- nature's way.
The beet kind of a testimonial
"Sold for over sixty votus,"
A
Mftdo 07 J . C Ajrer Co., lo well, Jm.
aibq nianuraoburorti ox
SARSAPARILLA.
PI1.LS.
CliERRV.PBCTOB.M..
yers
The cantons of Vnlnis, Uri and Grison,
Switzerland, have prohibited rfutomobiling.
within their territories.
' Isco ki-WART $100 ''
The readers of this paper will tr
1 pleased to learn that there Is at mat
one dreaded disease that science ha
' been able to cure In all Its stages, an I
that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure
I la the only positive cure known to
! the medical fraternity. Catarrh being:
a constitutional disease, requires
constitutional treatment. Hall's
tarrh Cure is ?akn ..(ru!V ctlnf
j "P- tht
j gtroyjDg the fon ., ,,, i:,P -Hsease,
j sai giving tbe ostient lrengtb by
j building dp br i-ousi i: mion And a,
i itetlng nature if '"ng Us wo:. The
proprietors hat
jv.li f?.n.!? In lta
curative powers, ,at they offer on
hundred dollars for any ease that it
, gmi ff)r gt of tBBtl.
OTilals.
Addresa,
IT 1 fHH!Nfl!Y A CCk.. Ta.
Mo nh)o Bold by drugglit, 7
. About HI i.l 101 1 Italians and as many
Aiistro-IIun'.'iiii:ins have vellled in New
England in the last three years.
W. L. Douglas
'34&'3S?SH0ESSS
M. L. Douglas $4.00 Cilt Edgjft Line-
cannot be equalled at any price.
W.L. DOUGLAS MA KES SELLS MORE
MF' $3. SO SHOES THAN ANY OTHER
mmmurmuiwHun im int VIUHLU.
1 0 (inn REWARD to anyone who can
4 I UiUUU disprove this statement.
J If I rna.M t.lr. WAa. Im.a ... . .-
It Brockton, Mass., and show yon the Inlinltr
care with which every pair of shoes Is made, you
Would realize why W. L. Douglas 93.90 shoee
cost more to make, why they hold their shape..'
lit better, wear longer, and' are of greater
Intrinsic value than any other $3.50 shoe.
iKjL. Douffimm Stroma Mario Shorn for
. Mmn, S2.BO, S2.00. Baym' School
OrmmmShoum, $2. BO, $2,$U7B.$1.SO'
, CAUTION. Insist upon having W.J,. Doug
las shoea. Take no substitute. None gonuitie
Vithout lils name and price stamped an lnttoin.
Ait Color Eyelett used ; they will no ', we brassy.
Write for Illustrated Catalog. - ....
W. L.. DOUGLAS. Broohtoa, Mas.
L. A. JJ. U.
1900-22:
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