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-' A. Jfe; jeur Picture for Women, " I am so nervous, there is not a well inch in my whole body. I am so weak at my stomach, and. have indigestion Horribly, and. palpitation of the heart, and I am losing flesh. This headache and backache nearly kills me, and yes terday I nearly had hysterics; there is a weight in the lower part of my bowels bearing down all the time, and pains in my groins and thighs ; I can not sleep, walk or sit, and I believe I am diseased all over; no one ever suffered as I do." This is a description of thousands of cases which come to Mrs. Pinkham'a laboratory for advice An inflamed and 2U3. Jomr Williams. ulcerated condition of the neck of the womb can produce all of these symp toms, and no woman should allow herself to reach such a perfection of misery when there is" absolutely no need of it. The subject-of our por trait in this sketch, Mrs. Williams of Englishtown, If.J., has been entirety cured of such illness arid misery by Lydia E. Pinkhani's Vegetable Com pound. rJ?0rOtherv;raedicine has such a record fdr'absolutecures, and no othevr inedi- cirie is "just as good." Women who want a cure should insist upon getting L3Td:a E. Pinkbam's Vegetable Ocn: ..pound when they ask for it at a store Heroes. and CovrnrIs. '"' 'Courage is n:i uncertain quantity; It ". varies with circumstances. A man who fancies that lie is afraid of nothing ventures on the .slippery pavement in winter and suddenly discovers that he is very .much afraid of falling and hurt ing himself. It is on record that a man who was as bold as could be In the morning could never be relied upon for courage after dinner. Somc French soldiers, during the war of 1870, gallantly assaulted an al most Impregnable position, although death seemed certain. Three years lat er two of those gallant fellows were in a theater when an alarm of Are -was given, and they displayed extreme cow ardice, pushing over women and chil dren In their frantic efforts to escape Pearson's Weekly. TuHte Gooil, Do Gootl Don't sicken and Tuin your -stomach with pill poison Eat Cascarets like .candy, harmless, agreeable to the stom ach, do the work. Druggists. 10c, 25c, 50c "Mazie has a graceful carriage, has n't she"?" "Yes, but better still, her beau has a splendid automobile." Philadelphia Bulletin. 'siai.A Stop the Cough and Workg off the Cold. Laxative Bromo-Qulnlno Tablets cure a cold inone day. No cure. No pay. Price 25 ceata. "Jones, you haven't said anything about -that ?2 you borrowed of me." "Well, suppose I say that you have since borrowed ?3 of me." Chicago Record-Herald. Piso's Cure is the best medicim. "e ever used for all affections of t. throat and lungs. WM. O. ENDSLEX Vanburen, Ind., Feb. 10, A900. Mistress: "I wouldn't hold the baby so near the tiger's cage, Nora." Nora, (the nurse:) "There's no risk, mum. The tiger is a 'man-eater' and th child is a gir-rl." Chicago News. Thinking of buying a camera? If so, sptd i.or our 1901 catalog containing mhy Illustrated discription of every canierf mad'. Kirk, Geary & Co., 330 Sutter St., San Francisco, Cil. MoUiers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup the best remedy to uso for tbjfiir chilj during the teething period. CITO Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousneM ft I O after first Jny'suMMif Dr. Kline's Great Ncrvu Itcrtnrcr. Bend Tor FKEBS.OOtrialbotUonnd treat ise. Da.K.ll.Kuss.Ltd.,V3lArcbSt..rhUadelpbia.ra. Teacher: "How many command ments are there?" Small Boy: "'Leven." Teacher: "What is the eleventh." Small Boy "Keep off the grass." ;S' HERPICIDE'S MISSION Nwv Remedy tliatDcstroy'g the Dandruff ; Germs Nothing is more annoying to men or women of middle age when they notice that their hair is growing thinner;- when they must admit that the first indications of baldheadedness have' commenced to appear. Many would give a thousand dollars and more for a remedy with which to pre serve their natural head-dress. How ever, they don't need to, Newbro's Herpicide removes the effect of dan druff by destroying the cause, the only dandruff cure that actually destroys the dandruff germ. YOU KNOW WHAT IOUAKE TAKING When you take Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic because the formula Is plainly printed on every bottle showing that is is simply Iron and Qui ine in a tasteless form. No. Cure. No pay. 60c. '"Why, I had no idea you could be so gay!" exclaimed the echo. "Ah, you doubtless got your idea of me from the magazine which bears my name!" roared the hoary Atlan ticDetroit Journal. CASTOR I A Por Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of LS mints WHfSf ALL ELSE FAILS. B2 Bees U)ugh Syrap- Tastes Good. Uso M la time. Sold by druggists. gi ii in i i in i ii I 1 1 m i FOREIGN SOIL IN WASHINGTON. Vrance .to Bcqnire New. Embassy J - ' -'Grounds in the Capful. - " Several foreign governments, fimong them France, are 'negotiating the purchase of embassy land in Wash ington. As soon as such negotiations are completed the annexed property be comes foreign soil. France's new hold ing, for instance, will be exempt from taxation. The French flag v::i float over It. If one Frenchman chooses- to murder another within its bounds it will be none of Uncle Sam's business. The quarters of the present French embassy-are intimately associated with the life of Washington. The mansion was built just seventy-five years ago by Richard Rush, statesman and diplo matist The year before its foundations began to rise Rush had been recalled from the ministry to Great Britain to be Secretary of the Treasury under John Quincy Adams. In tie '40's Rush vacated the house upon his appoint ment by President Polk as Minister to France. Shortly afterward Hamilton Fish, then in Congress, moved in and remained until retiring from the Senate In 1S57. Fish added a large ball-room to the right of the house Dioper. The year Fish retired Queen Victoria leased the house as her American legation, and Lord Napier, arriving shortly after Bu chanan's inauguration, took possession as British Minister. There were no foreign ambassadors here in those days. His Lordship was a dashing young no ble of only 38. He was accompanied by Lady Napier, four children, a tutor, a governess, a pompous butler, a coach man and two maid servants. Her lady ship was regarded at the time a.s the most beautiful woman in Washington. During their three years m the Rush house it was the scene of the most bril liant functions given at the capital. In this house King Edward of En gland was entertained when Lord Lyons was ambassador. In 1SG5 Lord Lyons was succeeded by Sir Frederick Bruce, who became a warji friend of Charles Sumner. He remained master of the Rush house until he died of diphtheria, in Boston, during Grant's administration. He was succeeded by Sir Edward Thornton, who built the present Biltlsh embassy. Soon after Bruce's death Admiral Porter, succeed ing Farragut as commanding officer of the navy, purchased the stately old mansion and there remained until his death. In 1S94, when M. Jules Pateno tre, former French ambassador, mar ried Miss Elverson, of Philadelphia, France first leased the property for an embassy. When France acquires the land now being negotiated for It will be the sev enth patch of foreign soil within the bounds of Washington. Great Britain was tl.c first purchaser of embassy grounds, and then followed Germany, Japan. Mexico, Corea and Austria; The fifteen other foreign governments rep resented In Washington rent their em bassies or legations. GAVE UP MILLION TO WED TYPEWRITER GIRL. Clarence Ott's romance, which cul minated In an elopement to Jefferson vllle, Ind., has a sequel, no Is the son of a Louisville widow of wealth. As he was but 10 years old, his mother ob jected to his paying court to Annie Pey ton. She was one year his junior, pret- MRS. CLAKEXCE OTT. ty as a picture, and for three years has earned her own way in the world as a stenographer. Mrs. Ott's objections were overruled. Young Ott slipped away from the military school at Ashe ville, N. C., to which his mother had bundled him, and he married If s heart's Idol. His mother refuses to forgive him, and he is now working for ?3 a week, but happy, while his bride will hold her position until his income is larger. Age at Entering College. It appears from President Eliot's re port of last year's work at Harvard that boys enter college a trifle youger than they did a generation ago, aud fewer of them proportionally are now prepared by private tutors. The number entering from public schools is steadily increasing. Dr. Eliot thinks that the excellence of the preparatory schools ought still further to reduce the average age of entrance. Rain in Arizona. The people of Arizona are returning thanks for the heaviest rainfall there for twenty years. rMtERENT TTREVCII EMBASSY RUIL.DIKG. s $ the Time That's a Spring Condition. It's a sign that the blood is deficient in vitality, just as pimples and other eruptions are signs that the blood is impure. It's a warning, too, which only the hazardous fail to heed. Hood's Sarsaparilla Eemoves it, gives new life, new cour age, strength and animation. It cleanses the blood and clears the complexion. Accept no substitute. " I suffered from impure blood and had a tired feeling. I took Hood's Sarsaparilla, soon began to feel better, and believe it did for me what no other medicine could have done." Agxes Gilligak, 765 Lydia Street, Oakland, Cal. Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to cure and keeps the promise. Force of Habit. One of the neatest arrests on record was effected by a policeman near Bourne, England, not long ago. Sus pecting two men of being deserters, L? stepped up behind them and called out sharply, "Attention:" Taken unawares, the men sprrug to position in true mil itary style, oniy to find themselves the next moment in the arms of the law. As to Gnshcrg, "My dear," said a careful mother to her daughter, "don't gush." "Very well, mamma," replied the dutiful girl, "but you know that In the oil regions it is the gushing wells that are thought the most of." "But you must also bear In mind that it is the .unrefined oil which dishes.' Pit'slninj Chronicle. Adams' Sarsaparilla Pills act gently and promptly on the liver, kidneys, stomach and bowels. They cure sick headache, constipation, bil iousness, stomach disorders, sallow complexion, and are the only pills that I will also purify and enrich the blood. Sold in lOct. and 25ct. boxes by all druggists. Every box guaranteed. Gayboy: "What's wrong with this tobacco?" Slippers: "To tell the truth, old rr.a-j, it's adulterated. I've discovered that my wife has been emptying the dustpan in my tobacco jar for the past few mornings. Ohio State Jour nal. Few $12.00 we sell one of the finest 4x5 cameras made. Equipped with all improvements. Send for full descrip tion. At dealers, or Kirk, Geary & Co., 330 Sutter St., San Francisco, Cal. Whistled as She Sang:. The man who knew many things was instructing the new and verdant stenographer as to the use of the va rious otlice appliances, and filially he introduced her to the speaking tube. "Now, see,", said the man, "you put one tube to your ear and the other to your mouth, then whistle." "Into which one do I whistle?" asked the guileless stenographer. "Heavens," cried the man, "which one do you suppose you whistle in, the one at your ear or the one at your mouth?" "That was what I wanted to know," said the stenographer, "for I whistle as I sing, entirely by ear." Memphis Scimitar. DicUens Supremacy. "So this, then, Is your husband's new library, Mrs. Muchrox? Ah, I see he has Dickens and Thackeray side by side. Which do you consider the great er of the two?" "Oh. my. Dickens! Joshua paid 2.40 more for them Dickenses than he had to give for Thackeray's books riirht a the same shop" BEYOMHTROL HOW THE MUSCLES ARE AFFECTED IN LOCOMOTOR ATAXIA A Well-Known Ohio Citizen Cured of. Thi- Stubborn Ailment After His System Seemed Ilopelcssly llrokcn Down From the News, Waverly, Ohio Mr. Eli Potts is a well-known citi zen of Waverly, Ohio, having been in business there for fourteen years. He is a veteran of the Mexican war, in which he served with Company H, of the Fourteenth Tennessee regiment. At the age of 7G he bears the respect of all who know him, and the follow ing experience, related by him, is raised beyond all doubt by the high character of the narrator. He says: "About seven years ago a disease fastened upon me which, as it devel oped, proved to be locomotor ataxia. I became very nervous, could not walk without having dizzy spells, and did not sleep well. As the disease ad vanced I lost control of my muscles and could only walk a short distance. I could not control the direction of my steps and was always afraid of falling. "This continued until the fall of 1S97, when there was a breaking down of my entire system. My stomach was in bad condition, and I suffered greatly with kidney trouble caused by being thrown out of a buggy. "About two years ago I saw Dr. Wil liams' Pink Pills for Pale People ad vertised in a Cincinnati ,paper. The case cured was similar to mine, and I gave the pills a trial. Very soon after I began taking them I experienced re lief, and, as the improvement contin ued, I tock the pills regularly. Grad ually the control of the muscles wtfs restored and my general health im proved. The dizzy feeling left me and has never returned. From my own ex perience I know that Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are a great remedy, and I am pleased to recommend them to any one who suffers as I did." Signed, ELI POTTS. Subscribed and sworn to berore me this 4th day of November, 1S00. W. R. A. HAYS. Seal Notary Public. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People may be obtained at all drug gists or direct from Dr. Williams Med icine Co.. Schenectady, N. Y., on re ceipt of price. 50 cents per box; six boxes for $2.50. The Best Prescription for Malaria. Chills and fever Is a bottle of Grove's astp Icss ChilTonic. It is simply iron and quinine In a tasteless form. No cure no pay,.Price 5oc L.A.N.TJ. ' No. 21 MVfbbKfbfVfW!M How They Treated Washington. As an example of the progress of medicine during ths; last century The Medical Record cites the case of Wash ington's last illness. He died of laryn geal diphtheria, and the treatment was, it would seem, for an old man sick with a disease, very exhausting to the vitality. It consisted in the abstrac tion of between two and three quarts of blood, the administration of about 20 grains of calomel and G grains of tartar emetic and an injection, with ex ternal application of blister. And yet so strong was Washington's constitu tion that lie survived this treatment for 24 hours. One Com ins:. "Could you tell me the meaning of the word 'cataclysm?' " he asked of the street car passenger who was folding up his newspaper. "Are you going to ride two or three blocks farther?" was queried in reply "Yes. sir." "Then you'll see one. The conductor has carried that sharp nosed woman two streets past where she wanted to get off already, and she'd wake up soon and start a cataclysm that'll prob ably jump the car off the track!" Washington Pest, There is such a variety of climate In Costa Rica that by going a few miles north or south of a given point any kind of climate may be enjoyed. The first lesson for a boy to learn In saving his money is to resist the hints of his sisters every time he earns a dollar Atchison (Jlohe. n m Tied Up i i it., ri i. . 1 t. n . 9 tension is lieu up uuu lliC ncsu icuuci, LUUl vV. Soreness and Stiffoess from cold or over exercise. It lasts but a short time after St. Jacobs Oil is applied. The cure is prompt and sure. Very flleel. "Did you trump my ace. dear?" asked Mr. Meekton. who was his wife's part ner at whist. "1 did." she rejoined sternly. "What of It?" "I merely inquired to relieve my mind." he answered, with a gentle smile, "it is a great comfort to know you trumped it. If any one else had trumped it. you know, we should have lost the trick." Exchange. TO CUKE A COT,D IN ONE DAY rko Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Ar Irugglsta refund the money 1 It fails to cure i3. W. Grove's signature is on each box. 25c They Mixed. When Lord Reauchamp, the British governor of Now South Wales, first oc cupied the government house at Sydney, ho ordained that at official receptions only guests of a certain rank should be permitted to approach the presence through designated doors. To these blue tickets w.oro awarded; to others of in ferior mold, white. At one function, through some mis management, an important public man received a blue card, while a white one was sent to his wife. When the pair reached the audience chamber, the lady declined to be separated from her hus band or to abandon the aristocratic blue ranks. An aid-de-camp endeavored to reason with her and explain fhe eonnio tion that would ensue if him- and white were suffered to mingle together. But the fair one was equal to the occa sion. "Nonsense," said she as she press ed forward. "What do you take us for-- a seidlitz powder?" The aid collapsed. j&k. uTk rs. rf m n ml p n m Caused by over-work! Over-eating! Over-drinking! No part of the human body receives more ill treatment than the bowels. Load after load is imposed until the intestines become clogged, refuse to act, worn out. Then you must assist nature. Do it, and see how easily you will be cured by CASCARETS Candy Cathartic. Not a mass of violent mercurial and mineral poison, but a pure vegetable compound that acts directly upon the diseased and worn out intestinal canal, making it strong, and gently stimulating the liver and kidneys; a candy tablet, pleasant to eat, easy and mis is THE TABLET t to I'll bring a surgeon. oeweler's Weekly." hav 5C Uld "I havo pone 14 day at a tlrao -without m - v - . tT TKb. , on movement of the bowel. Chronic constipa- e , J '' 1 .,'.,"- M Bfiflp Km. H . tlon for seven years placed mo in this terrlblo ab '.'-. " . 5 Jr A L MD- condition; I did everything I heard of but never chan - . " 'i J f , v & OKtm JB A 0A found any relief untlllbCKanuMm: CASCARETS. ' '"v. jp F Kr eu 1 now havo from ono to threu passages a day, and cair C. , 'i-'i Jf A JmU WM H nrt- If I was rich I would clvo $100.00 for each move rru. Ir ' , k . Vy B O ment; It Is such a relief." AylmerL.Hunt, ,"t;Ji JX GUARANTEED TO CUKE all bowel troubles, appendicitis, biliousness, bad breath, bad blood, wind on the stomach, bloated bowels, foul mouth, headache. Indigestion, pimples, pains nfter eatlntr, liver trouble, sallow com plexion and dizziness. When your bowels don't move resrularly yon are fettlng sick. Constipation kills more people than all other diseases together, t Is a starter for the chronic ailments and Ions: years of suffering that come afterwards. So matter what alls you, start taklnsr CASCARETS today, for you will never cet well and be well nil the time until you put your bowels rlsht. Take our advice; start with CASCARETS today, under an absolute guarantee to cure or money refunded. 149 I This is the Smallest! jWlCKLEJJnLmeOlLSTOVE I larger sizes. j )) If your Jealef I Sold jj i oes not ave I everywhere. 1 em vn"t" to I Tipping; the Matcher. Did you ever buy your own steaks and get the worst in the shop nearly every time? An old friend has had that misfortune, and he is always will ing to pay two or three cents more a pound than any other customer. Hav ing listened calmly to his tale of woe, I inquired if he had acquired the practice of tipping the butcher. Tip ping the butcher? No! He thought it was a sufficient tip to offer the two or three cents more a pound. "That offer," I tried to explain, "goes to the proprietor direct, or his block man thinks you are trying to make a thief of him b Inducing him to hold out for himself the extra price. It will never work. "Just say to your cutter: 'See here, old chap, I've been dissatisfied with my steaks for some time. Come out and take a drink, and tell me how to select good meat.' He's too busy. Then slip a dime into his hand and say, 'Have a glass of beer when you get out.' or a quarter and say, 'Have a smile with me when you have time.' Repeat this performance and presently your steaks are the delight of home. In the busiest private market ill New York it is the rule to tip the butchers. You can get uothiug fit to eat with out it." - New York Press. ood Poison THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE OF ALL HUMAN DISEASES, The poison ejected from the fangs Contaeious Blood Poison, which -nollutes the blood, destroys the tissues and bones a canker sore into the flesh. This horrible disease appears first in the form of a little sore or blister ; soon the glands begin to swell, pimples break out on the body, the mouth and throat become sore, making it painful to eat or swallow ; dreadful ulcers appear on the tongue, copper colored splotches and other characteristic signs of Blood Poison come as the disease progresses, and the destructive virus takes deeper hold upon the system. The medical men are as sorely perplexed over the character of this blood poison as ever ; they tell you to take mercury and potash alternately for three years, but the stomach of no human being can stand this treatment long ; besides, they do not cure the disease permanently, as thousands who have tried it knov. o " ii. i WELLINGTON. KAS.. T onnfmfori -Rir7 Tie o- and was persuaded to try a medicine widely adver- table blood purifier, and tised by a remedy company in Chicago. I was re- the only antidote for quired, to pay a large amount m advance, and can xrutmuuy say tnac x was worse wnen tne treatment was left off than when I began. Keddish pimples would break out and fill with yellowish matter ; copper-colored splotches of all sizes would appear on my Doay ; my tnroat was so sore I could scarcely swallow. and my mouth and tongue were seldom free from ulcers ; tonsils were swollen, and my ing out rapidly. This was my condition your a. . a. j. nave used twenty-two bottles, and am feeling- splendid. Every sore on my body has neaiea, ana my appetite good. JAKE S. S. S. is not a new medicine ; for nearly 50 years it has been known and used for this dreadful disease. It has brought new life and hope to thousands all over this land ; it will cure you as it has others. Send for our free book on home treatment and write our physicians about your case. We will help you if you will let us ; we make no charge for advice, and all correspondence is conducted in strictest confidence. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY. ATLANTA. 6A. els Don't Move? delightful in action. Don t accept J. Mor" Information. ; fclMB "ar- Tommy P 'hat do t-"' out ote" :n c H i Jn - BEST FOR BOWELS AND LIVER. V ummmmms druggists g v t'nuso nf Ta I loyr nxuiN I.nmene.is. The cause of Talleyrand's lameness has long been a matter of dispute. Some stories have it thai the defect was congenital: others thai it was oc casioned by an accident which befell him in his Infancy. The most curious explanation of all is that offered by a writer in The Quarterly Review. "To quote the very words of our iuformaut. an eminently distinguished diplomat." says the writer. "Talleyrand's Vienna colleague. Baron Wessenberg. told me years ago that his lameness was owing to carelessness of his uurse. who laid him down in a field while she flirted with her sweetheart and on coming back to her charge found some pigs dining on the Infant's legs. I am sure that Wessenberg told me this as an established fact, and I am all but sure that his authority was Talleyrand himself." Lucky Dog;. Briggs The Dudleys seem to think a great deal of their dog. Griggs Naturally; he is something they never quarrel about, as they do their children When the dog exhibits some bad trait, neither can declare that he took it from the other. Boston Transcript. of the rattle- and vitiates and eats like rrtJ Sent.. 1SOO. I - - lb oni7 oii guaranteed purely vege- this particular virus ; it purifies the blood and builds up the constitu tion. The appetite im proves almost from the first dose, the sores soon show signs of healing, and the unsightly, dirty splotches ana eruptions grow paler and paler, hair was com when I began mABTIN. and finallv dis;iTiTip;ir a substitute for CASCARETS. QTVIULS TEED TO CUKE: Five years ao the rt box. of CAS- Jt f CARETS win sold. A'ovv It la over nix million boxes a year, ereater tbaa say Hjr similar medicine In the world. This Is absolate proof of ereat merit, sad our best testimonial. We have faltb, and will sell CA8CAKET8 absolately - Kunrantecd to care or money refunded. Go buy today, two SOc boxes, grlve 35 them a fair, honest trial, as per simple directions, and If yoa are Hot satlsfled PX after uslntr one Oc box, return the unused 50c box and the empty box to jr us by mall, or the drucarist from whom yon purchased It, aad ret your mosey JfL back for both boxes. Take our advice no matter what alls you start today. C3 Health will quickly follow and you will bless the day yon first started the ue 3C ofCASCABEIS. Book free by mall. Add: STKBU3Q Q2XS0I CO., Sew Xork or CUeago. -rf On." Lady Dorothy Nevill Is one of the wittiest women in London society Some time ago there was a rich andt ambitious man in society who went in . for entertaining Iargeiy and especially for making his parties Interesting and representative. A marked falling off began to take place after awhile In the quality of his guests. 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