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nrr moist, scaly tetter, all forms ee'zi'inii or salt rheum, pimples , other cutaneous eruptions pro fVi from humors, either inherited, ac-nuired through defective di- Liion and assimilation. Tn treat these eruptions with Ling medicines is dangerous. The thing to do is to take Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills ;bich thoroughlycleaiise the blood, spelling nil humors and building p the whole system. They cure. Hood's Sarsaparuia permanently cureo j. u. ih Franks, 111., of ecema. from which he La raftered some time; and Mm Alvina Wol- fcr Bx '!! Alfiona. is., 01 pimpius on ner twsnd bek nd chafed skin on her body, by fsicti she had been greatly troubled. There l-emore testimonials In Javor of Hoods than Lube published. Umod'u Smrmmnmrlllm promlmmm lo lire mnd kamom thm prommm. Crush. "There was a crush at the redding, suppose." "Crash? Whv, the ushers had to nrm a flying wedge in order to get the :iiial party up to the altar." Life. Pi?n's Cure is the best medicine we ever eti for ail nllei-iimis of the throuc and Wh. O. Kniwlet, Vanburen, Ind.. feb. 10. 1SKJ0. In the Future. "You are nearly an' hour late, dear." "Ycb; the airship broke down, and I i.ia to nv nome. l.uv. it. Permanently Cured, to fits or nervousness IIS attur iirT .Inv's ii,inf llr k lin..'. flrtnir Nnrvc lotonr. Send lur Fit E IS 8 J. 00 trial liottle ami treat L. lla.B.11 . Kline. LU1..KI1 ArcUSt.. Philadelphia. fa- Their One Fault Fond Mother Tliere, my gons, I Live spent all the morning making you i.me cookies like Aunt Mary s, lou ike here so much. 'What is the mat- Disappointed Boys You never cut tmout with a pail cover! Oregon Blood Purlflor is K.'htly liumed, because it purifies the i.ood and tones up tne body. High Art Mies Gush Isn't her complexion lovely? It's like a beautifully tinted !inna cup I saw- Miss Kostique Yes; it certainly ie beautifully painted mug. Pbiladel- hia Record. I.k Tour Dealer Tor Allen'i Foot-Eaae, 1 pimder. It Cures Swollen, Sore, Hot, Callous, nir,sweatlnsKeetuiialnKrnwlnR.'ulls. Mnkes KWOf liEht eitHV. At all 1l .(.,., .wl .J,.,.- "ires. I", rent, lnn.nt i. - --' i' nuusmuie. r-aruuie tee. Address Allen B. Olmsted, Lelioy, N. Y. No Vaunt Lot for -Her. He Dnrlinc. I love vnn. Will vou :otmake me liannv bv shurintz mv bumble lot with me"? She Is there a nice little house on Ihe lot, Henry? Boston Herald. Mothers Will find Mr Winnlnnr'a Rnnth. Jig Syrup the best remedy to use for their MUdren during the teething period. Between Friends. Enpeck I understand vour wife is 1. Meeker Yes: she hasn't spoken a ford for three davs. hnpeck Good! You always were lucky dog. Chicago News. Too Thin. Church Music Committee I thoucrht lou said you were a fine bass? You pn t be heard ten seats from the or- m. Bass-Well, isn't that n fine voice? fuetun llerald. Haiiilin'fi W 17firi1 Oil in on rA ramprlv r'd like an old tn.'iwl nmv if diMiHtuled In- It cures pain. Wouldn't Squander It Mr. Hardfiste If eive vou this rnny, niy man, will you squander it f uririKV Weary Walker No. sir: I'll use it fgit a new autymobile my old one's tarin' out. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. p Rind You Have Always Bought W the yf " Pignature of (-JATsZS f nattier Resolutions PAKE mm, fHK i Kr.Mnm mm w lief from liquor, opium an tobacco Habits. Send for particulars ui s.IuYllKtHlltp owd to 80 Williams """ UlJlllUlC Ave., ro.tlamd. Oregon sj Househnlri - V V. L4WVIIVII1J hlf'h .,a.l8e economy to buy groceries Wcaf ".P st tne expense of quality. Tor th.. "orl to tamper with your health. ,0t reason you ought to buy MONOPOLE GROCERIES laD1?"re"',V) hd and very reasonable All first class grocera handle them. "ADHams m. . ivckk DKua,i rwncrt, Portland. V. No. 80 1SOS. W" wrttlnf to swUortlaera pleaa. I in "tion I " far LM" J 1 1 JH -t 1 I a" uiuab Hinin t..i. "If n lime. Sold by drumrlM. In Great Luck. "Yon've lynched the wrong man " cried the sheriff. "Well," .pHed Alkali Ike thought fully, 'it's a great piece of luck that we didn't find it nut. in tima ia the fun." Very Unwelcome. Sandy Tikes Yon Hnn't 1V pleasc.nt, pard. Did yer get a hand-out i ic im nouse: Billy Coalgate Yes, but de hand dat cum was in de shajie of a closed fist. Chicago Post. There are Different Kindt. Mrs. Sewwed Are you fond of sports? Mrs. Coyne love one. Mrs. Newwed Football? Mrs. Coyne No; my husband. Boston llerald. Explained. "It seems to me," said the, young housewife, "there's entirely too "much water in the milk you serve." "It won't occur again, ma'am," said the foxy milkman. "You see, the farmer's man has lieen giving the cows too much salt and it makes 'em very thirsty. The farmer's got a new man now." Philadelphia Press. A Woman's Complexion. In the sprinR. when the young man's fancy is Hfrhtly turning to thoughts of love, the young lady of fashion is spending her spare time over her complexion, for the winter months of close 'titled rooms, late hours and Ihe long round (if dUsiuation demanded by society begin to tell strongly oi tne bloom of the feminine cheek and a thorough treatment must be given to tone up the system and bring back the freshness before summer arrives. The fiTSt thing is to look well after the diet and set that it is wholesome and varied, and sufficient mi quantity to keep up the strength. Some skins in the spring of the year are subject to disfiguring eruptions and the most approved means of getting rid of this trouble is tn take Vogeler Curative Compound, which purifies, cools and cleanses the blood from all impurities, and removes every trace of skin eruptions. lleare of any and all external face and skin remedies, such a3 lotions, powders, soaps etc., many of which are absolutely dangerous, from the fact that they contain powerful chemicals, which have been known to mark and otherwise disfigure the face for life. Vogcler's Curative Compound is made sholly from purely vegetable ingredients, from the formula of one of London's most noted living physi cians, and has no equal for beautifying the complexion, because it purifies and cleanses the blood and makes pure rich red blood Jt also tones up the system, gives an apatite, ensures sweet and peaceful sleep, invigorates and strengthens the entire nervous organi sation It makes people well. A free sample bottle will be sent free by applying to St. Jacobs Oil, Ltd., Baltimore, Md. Very Deleterious. Mr. Cumso Do you believe in pyro technics for the holidays? Mrs. Malap -Oh, yes, if the children don't eat too many. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter '8 Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of fee FaoSlmile Wrapper Below. Very email and as easy to take as snfinr. FOR HEADACHE FOR DIZZINESS. FOR BILIOUSNESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR C0KSTIFATI3N. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION , cEKvaoi auTiwyt wimatu.c. . i ;hJ cinu I Purely Ytfet&le.&!&i 1 Aiaumimim imit' CURE SICK HEADACHE. Got t Good Start He I was once one of the judges at a baby show. She Heavens! How did you es cape? He We handed in a sealed verdict. Puck. Lost Hair " My hair came out by the hand ful, and the gray hairs began to creep in. I tried Ayer's Hair Vigor, and it stopped the hair from com ing out and restored the color." Mrs.M. D.Gray, No. Salem, Mass. There's a pleasure in offering such a prepara tion as Ayer's Hair Vigor. It gives to all who use it such satisfaction. The hair becomes thicker, longer, softer, and more glossy. And you feel so secure in using such an old and reliable prepara tion. S1.M bottle. All aratrUti. If toot dnifrgist cannot anpply yon, .endConTdoW and will expresa you a bottle. Be sure and helve the name ! a a nrpn'n MlVER ODD FACTS FOR THE SMOKERS. Information aa to Tobacco and It Cae by the World. A history of tobacco has Just been published by V. S. Pcnn, an English man, under the title of "The Soverane Herb." From it some curious facts can be drawn that will amuse, as well as instruct smokers. It appears that the practice of smok ing was at first a religious rite, and that It was taken In the sixteenth cen tury from America to Europe, whence it spread to Asia. All three modes of using the weed cigars, pipes and snuff were found in vogue among the na tives of America by the earliest dis coverers. In the narrative of . the first voyage of Columbus we are told of the astonishment of the Spaniards at see ing the natives of San Salvador putting cigars, or, rather, enormous cigarettes. On his second voyage the , Islanders were observed snuffing the powdered leaf through a hollow cane. On the mainland pipe smoking was the univer sal custom, but still retaining much of a ritualtistic character. So tobacco went to Spain as clgaTs. to France (through Jean Xlcot) as snuff, snd was carried to England with the pipe by Ralph Lane, Governor of Vir ginia, on his return home In 158G. Ra leigh, though he adopted the practice, was not (as Is often stated) its intro ducer. England gave It to the Dutch, and the Hutch carried it to the Spice Islands and farthest Cathay, so that almost before the century closed to bacco had girdled the world. Not, how ever, without opposition. King James' futile crusade against the weed had no effect except to stimulate poets like Jonson, Ford, Sylvester and smaller fry to curry court favor by satirical abuse of smoking and smokers. Shakspeare never alludes to the prac tice, and his silence may be Interpret ed either way. Sultans, shahs, Khalifs and czars put forth their might against It, and Pope Urban launched a bill against Its use, but all in vain; the frail, withered leaf was stronger than popes and kings. Mr. Tenn has omitted a certain fam ous anecdote associated with this bull of Urban, and the New York Evening Post recalls It, as of Incidental Inter est. On the publication of the bull a paper was found affixed to the statue of Pasquln, containing a test In Latin, which has been thus translated into English: "Wilt thou break a leaf that Is driven to and fro, and wilt thou pursue the dry stubble?" This text U found In Job xiii., 25. Urban made proclamation that, if the author would declare himself, he should receive re ward. On the next morning the pas qull was found signed "Job." Despite both spiritual and secular fulminations. tobacco held Its own, and even what few monarchs have done conquered the church. The present pope takes snuff, the finest in the world, which Is specially made for hlni In Baltimore. But fashions in tobacco taking, as In other things, have varied. In the eighteenth century the yipe sunk in reputation In England and the snuff box arose. On the continent snuff had always been aristocratic and leaders of fashion had rivaled each other In the costliness and beauty of their boxes, the exquisite flavor of their contents and the grace with which the pinch was inhaled.. England never quite attained these high levels of ele gance, and In the nineteenth century went back to the cigar. The Crimean war brought In the cigarette, the use of which the English had learned from their allies, and in late years the pipe has come once more Into favor. Buf falo Express. A Moving Mountain. Most people forger, that geology Is not altogether a history of the past. The forces that made the mountains are still going- on. Some mountains are growing, some are wearing down. Be cause these processes take a long time to accomplish visible results, one is apt to form the erroneous idea that they have ceased, and that the face of the earth Is fixed once for all. A case of geological action so rapid as to be easily observed Is the moving mountain In Hunterdon County, New Jersey. This "mountain" Is a knob, or -mound, which Is sliding down the sldeif a full sized mountain. It has obliterated old turnpikes and roadways, and threatens to slide sud denly and do great damage. The land slide already covers twenty-five acres of one farm, and has. destroyed the boundaries of another. At the point where the mound has torn away from the mountain Is a deep gulch, In which have been found many Indian relics. The place is so danger ous from ledges and banks which threaten to fall that nobody has dared explore the cleft thoroughly. This geological movement has been so rapid that a new map of the county may be necessary. Heavy rains, says the Detroit Free Press, stir the entire valley to fear lest the whole hill tum ble and destroy everything in its path. Irish Emigration. The capacity of Ireland for sending out emigrants has been one of the mar vels of the world. During 1901 the Isl and sent out 39,870 emigrants, or nine in every 1,000 of population, of whom 80.5 per cent were between the ages of 15 and 35. Even this large total la some 7,000 smaller than that of 1900. Names of Japanese Children. The children of the Alnos, a people living in northern Japan, do not receive their names until they are 5 years old. It is the father who then chooses the name by which the child is afterward called. The wise man adroitly tries to con ceal his Ignorance, while the fool awk wardly attempts to display his knowledge. Our VJorhing a XMt to the most favored is not alwnys full of sunshine, but to the average American girl or woman who is obliged to work for her living, and, perhapf to help others at home), life is often heavy drag in consqucmc of illness Women who work, especially those vrho are constantly oa their feet, aryt peculiarly liable to the development of organio troubles, and should par ticularly heed the first manifestations, such as backache, pains in the lower limbs and lower part of the stomach. Irregular and painful monthly periods Visa Ella. Boxxxxa, E. Eochbstbb, Oane. faint new, weakness, loss of appetite and sleep. The young lady whose portrait we publish herewith had all these symp toms and in addition lencorrhoea, and was cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. First, she wrote a letter to Mrs. Pinkham's lab oratory at Lynn, Mass., describing her trouble, rccaived in reply accurate in structions what to do to get well, and r.ow wishes her name used to convince others that they may be cured aa she was. The same helping hand, free of charge or obligation, is extended, to every ailing woman in America, If you are sick you are foolish not to get this valuable advice, it costs you noth ing, and she is suro to help you. Dont Wait until it is too late write to-day. If you want to try a tample of the finest spices you ever used send us 5 cents in stamps with the name of your grocer and mention this paper and we will fend you a 10 cent tin of Monopole White pepper or cayenne or ginger or other variety you may select as a sam ple. We know it is only necessary to get you to try them to make- you a be liever in Monopole. Address Wad hams & Kerr Bros., Portland, Ore. They Had Tried It My wief and I have love to burn, But, goodness bless your soul! It didnt' take us long to learn We can't use that for coal. Philadelphia Press. 1 mmmmmkHmmmmmmt TjPfunder'ji PRINTERS I have enough good type for small newspaper and job plant. No machinery. Will sell cheap for cash or trade for Portland real estate. Address Pm O. BOX 416, Portland, Or. - - An Honored Name. "Remember," said the impressive person, 'that your ancestors have left ,-.ai, tin lirmnrfilitu " "Well," answered the titled youth, ruefully, "it is all right on a visiting card, but it isn't much at a bank." Washington Star. ECZEMA'S ITCH IS TORTURE. Eczema is caused by an acid humor is Ihe blood coming in contact with the kin and producing great redness and in flammation ; little pustular eruptions form snd discharge a thin, sticky fluid, which dries and scales off ; sometimes the skin is hard, dry and fissured. Eczema ia any form is a tormenting, stubborn disease, and the itching and burning at times are almost unbearable; the acid burning humor seems to ooze out and set the skin on fire. Salves, washes nor other exter nal applications do any real good, for as long as the poison remains in the blood It will keep the skin irritated. BAD FORM OF TETTER, "For three years I bad Tetter on my hands, which caused them to awell to twice their natural eize. Part of the time the disease was in the form cf run ning sores, very pain ful, and causing me much discomfort. Four doctors said the Tetter had progressed too far to be cured, and they could da nothinr for me. I took only three a"-' bottles of 6. 8. S. and T was completely cured. 1 This was fifteen years azo, and I have never siaceseen any aiga of sny old trouble." Mas. U- Jackson, 1414 McGec 6L, Kassas City, Mo. . S. S. S. neutralizes this acid poison, tools the blood and restores it to a healthy, natural state, and the rough, unhealthy skin becomes soft, smooth and clear. cures Tetter, Ery sipelas, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum and all skin diseases due to a pois oned condition of the blood. Send for our book and write us about your case. Our physicians have made these diseases a life study, and can help you by their advice ; re make no charge for this service. AllcorrespondeBC. is conducted in strictest confidence. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO, ATLANTA, JL SURGERY IN THE SOUDAN. laaafllclent Appliance at Ilaad Ptd Not Prevent Operations, Good surgeons are often men of great ingenuity, aud ihere are numerous cases on record of Important and wholly satisfactory results accomplished with rude appliances. A writer who was with the British army In the Soudan, gives. In a New Vork paper, this Illus tration of a e'ever adaptation of menus to a desired end: After the Battle of Omdurman we brought back to Abadieb 121 wounded officers and men. Of this number there were twenty-oue cases of which an ac curate diagnosis could not be made by ordinary surgical means. By the help of the Roentgen rays, however, we found the bullet or proved Its absence In twenty out of these twenty-oue cases, the remaining case being so ill with a severe wound In the lung that It was not considered Justifiable to examine him at the time. Of course we had 110 s'.eam engine to generate electricity for us, and the des ert heat had dissolved our specially pre pared candles Into their constituents. Necessity, however. Is the mother of Invention, and we had recourse to a unique method. The pulley of a small dynamo was connected by means of a leather strap with the rear wheel of a tandem bicycle. Having carefully ad justed the circuit with the storage bat tery, and also with the voltmeter and ammeter, a warrant officer took his po sition on the seat of the bicycle and commenced pedaling. When fifteen volts and fourteen amperes were reg istered, the switch close to the baudlc of the bicycle was opened aud the charging of the battery begun. As the resistance became greater a sensation as of riding up-hill was ex perienced by the mau ou the seat, and the services of an additional orderly were requisitioned for the frout seat of the tandem. As this bicycle practice was generally Indulged In In a temperature of 110 de grees In the shade, the orderlies were not sorry when, at the end of a half hour, the switch was turned off aud the machine brought to a standstill. Answer to Woman Question, A woman's club in Berlin offers a prize of 1,000 marks for the best "cate chism of the woman question." "BEE LINE' BUGGIES. j(itchelL buggies.' Olve hotter satlrctlnn than anything on the market at anylhliiK like the prler, be cause tlii-y are made of K'hxI material, lo stand "llreKiin roads" 1 run corners 011 IxKliifi, liraees on Klmlm. heavy aaeond jtriiwth wlwels, screwed rims. If ynu wmit to reel sure that you are kUIiik your mon ey's worth, axk for a "Hen Line" or a "Mitchell" (ilenufy) IiUKk-y. W guar antee them. MHoh.ll, Lmwlm IHuvmr Oa. Seattle, Bpokaue, Dulse. Portland, Or. BTKONGER AND JIKTTKR THAN COMMON HAI.UK'K H OK ANY OTIIKIt 11 K It It V HOX NEW PATENT FOLDING BERRY BOX. No Staples. No Tacks. Opens like a pniier box, ready for use. IMME.NfiK HUCtW. SAMPLE BOX FREE. LAMIiERSON, lORTLAND, OR. U,M CQ1 lfl H I TT ... at Dealers.,' Mall, Mc Free 68-Psre Hsn4 mm berk,. K. J. noWh.N, Coast Agents, l'oitli,,, tire., ..(! Hei.ltla, Wash ror xears Mci-ormiclc for harvesting; the w Hlvl (Ki3'h ! i am r ml I IrH aHIM Th McCormick ( O, K. ) Lin of Headers, Mowers, Binders, Rke and Reapers it described in the FINEST CATALOGUE EVER PRINTED. - Send for one FREE to A. H. BOYLAN, General Agent, McCormick Harvester Co, Portland, Or. HOSPITAL SECRETS. A Nursfl Says: " Pe-ru-na is a Tonic of Efficiency-" MRS. KATE TAYLOR. Mrs. Kate Taylor, a graduated nurse of prominence, gives her ex j perlence with I'eruna In an open letter. Her position In society and i professional standing combine to give special prominence to her utterances. CHICAOO, ILL., 427 Monroe St. "As far as I have observed Peruna ia the finest tonic anv man or woman can J use who is weak from the after effects .of any serious illness. I "I have seeii it used in a number of i convalescent cases, and have seen sev ! eral other tonics used, hut I found that those who used Peruna had the quick est relief." "Peruna seems to restore vitality, Increase bodily Igor and renew health and strength In a wonderfully short time." MRS. KATE TAYLOR. In view of the great multitude 0! women suffering from some form of fe male disease and yet unable to tlml any cure, lr. llartnmn, the renowned spe cialist on female catarrhal diseases, has announced his willingness to direct the treatment of as many cases as nmko application to him during the summer months, without charge. Address The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio. On Him. Husband How long is it since I've been to church? Wife Do yon mean to say you've forgotten our wedding day? Brooklyn Life. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. OKhtiON, 1'OIUI.ANU. St. Helen's School for Girls. 1'hlrtv-tlilrd year. Commodious build Inns. Modem equipment. Academic and rolleae preparatory courses. Hpu. rial course-. 111 iiiiimc and art. 1 1 1 tie. rated caiulimiie. All departments will reopen Scptemlier 16. MISS EI.KANOK TKI1RKTTS, Principal. sua Found.d fa 70 A Horn. So100 for Boym Mllltmry mnd Manual Training Writ, tor lllu.trat.d Catalogu. dCURE Your HORSE of HEAVE Mstemper or I'lnk I've with I'himiim TIhavs "wl"s. They AKZ A OHKAT BLOOD PUIllr lEI nnu lunuiiiunr-s, a aure cure lor all uilmenia liotn which licuvcs CURED 34 HORSES. Ihsvs been nMnir Pniuian Heaea I'owders Ihe mint elutit month, snd In that time have eureit II horses of Hes.es 14 "f lllt. nii r unil 0 of liruule Uiuata. rue Prusslau ueuiedles have aUUKl a grent reouuiinn In this M-ttlcn Book, Aiias-ar u&u.M.aa. wark. S.WTiwk Pnmlan Rrmeily Tn., St. faiit. Minn. has manufactured machines crops of the world.