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6 CHARLES M. SHORTRIDGE, Editor and Proprietor. , SUBSCRIPTION RATES: DAILY CALL— « 6 per year by mail; by carrier, 15c per week. SUNDAY CALL— »ICO per year. "WEEKLY CALL-» 1.50 per year. The Eastern office of the SAN FRAXCIPCO CAXXi (Daily and Weekly), Pacific States Adver tising Bureau. Khinelander building, Rose and Duane streets, New York. THURSDAY FEBRUARY 7, 1895 Exit LiliuokaJani. The calamity howlers are corked up. ■ Uneasy lies the head that has a wheel in it. Cleveland and Gresham should surrender next. Inquisition don't go but the inquisitors must. Home rule means reform, and reform means home rule. Nearly all the news that comes in these d;;ys is good news. Whenever San Francisco helps herself akes the cake. Santa Clara and the San Joaquin are eager to clasp hands. Inquisitions arc out of date and should be knocked out of time. The useless attache who doe? not wish to lose his head should resign. The $2,000,000 is in sight, with several precincts yet to be heard from. The only thing remaining in the mission of the Democratic party is to quit. In these <lays every man who cannot be anything else tries to be a Park hurst. The revolt in Ha-.vaii evidently shook ■'!._'h to settle them. Shall we lay a cable line to Hawaii or (Wait for little Hawaii to lay it herself? If the news from Hawaii makes Grover ! his policy he ought to throw it up. It is only legitimate journalism that achieves legitimate successes in journal ism. The legislator who cuts the trolley wire of the inquisition bill will make a ten strike. Even the Wall-street men are giving the new bonds a bad name by calling them "Grovers." In the vocabulary of a community that is capable of Belf-government, there is no such word us Lcxow. Lei the Legislature devote its investiga tions to matters of retrenchment and the people will be satisfied. The State is with us on every proposi tion from building railroads to practicing complete loi al self-government. The Democratic <ongress provided an income tax, but it will take a Republican ess to provide the income. Whenever a man attempts to combine fakes with journalism, he soon becomes more of a faker than a journalist. Every citizen should make himself suffi ciently acquainted. with the proposed char ter M recognize the new features of it. Wheat is cheap, silver is cheap, cotton is cheap and labor is cheap, but nothing is feeling so cheap as. the administration. The important news comes from the East that the cocktail tea has had its day and the coffee cocktail is the latest wrinkle. In the present condition of affairs in San iscoaState investigation would be a farce comedy that wouldn't pay expenses. Since the Freeholders have made the Bew charter so long let us hope that no ©flu-i:il will over have occasion \n stretch it. The only possible way for this Congress to redeem itself is to drop the currency -ion and pass the Nicaragua canal bill. The would-be inquisitors who have gone to Sacramento shouting "we are the peo ple" are not numerous enough to form a petty jury to try a dog-fight case. It will be recorded of Cleveland here after that the only thing he succeeded in doing during bis administration was to catch bmall fish in shallow water. The abolition of the Railway Commission does not mean that the Legislature shall regulate freights and fares, but that the ]>eople should do it by building competing road>. In bis new book Dr. Parkhurst asserts that the pulpit is greater than the press, but if he had really believed that he would have contented himself with preaching his book instead of printing it. Tf a newspaper is not worth the price asked for it, it is the duty of the editor either to diminish the price or increase the value of the paper and not try to patch up the difference with a coupon scheme. The prospects for retrenchment at Sac ramento brighten daily, and there is a growing confidence that the majority of the Legislature will be true to the Repub lican tradition of keeping faith with the people and observing campaign pledges. The sooner the Railroad Commission is abolished and the people are impressed with the truth that only by competition can they regulate freights and fares the sooner will competing: lines be constructed and the true solution of the problem found. The renewed report that only $50 has been contributed in Maine toward the fund for the proposed memorial to Blame raises the suspicion that there must be some thing wrong with the committee in charge. Even if the committee were composed of but three people, they should have raised more than $50 before they started to pass round the hat. The big trolley strike in Brooklyn caused tramps to flock to that city by thousands, not for the purpose of helping the strikers' light, but to make a ten strike for them selves. Some of them managed to get 10 out of the strikers' fund by making a bluff of applying for work. They also got more Did than usual from servants by represent ing themselves as starving strikers. It ap pears, therefore, that between labor and capital the tramp is the most impartial of citizens, and is perfectly willing to wipe out the one while sponging on the other. v- ":•;■:■'-: ■ '. ■ ■":■■+,' WILL THE KAILEOAD PAY? The liberality which has been so notable a feature in the management of the com peting railway project is not the growth of enthusiasm alone, nor is it the child of any mean desire to injure existing railroads. It is in fact the logical result of a process of reasoning which for the past several years has been evolving in the minds of the business men of San Francisco, and it is their response to the inquiry not whether the competing railroad should be built, but whether such a road, if built, would pay. There are two ways in which this ques tion may be answered to the satisfaction of those who have extended or who may ex tend to the new railroad project their sym pathy and aid. The first, and the one which has been most clearly perceived by the merchants of this city, is that a com peting railroad will so increase the amount of business and the values of property in ban Francisco and so augment its interior trade that its promoters will reap their prolit by indirection in this increase. There can be no questioning the correct ness of this position, and no doubt that in the upbuilding of a greater San Francisco the subscribers to the valley railroad project will find ample returns for their subscriptions. The other view is on<- which has been as yet but little explored or expounded on account of the difficulty in obtaining exact data for its solution. The question is whether a competing railroad along the San Joaquin and Santa Clara valleys, uniting at or about Fresno and thence proceeding to Bakersfield, would pay for its construction and operation out of its earnings. This question must be answered affirmatively if the valley railroad project is to be an ultimate buccess. The bottom facts from which this affir mation might be most easily deduced,while existent and known to some, are not acces sible to general inspection. They lie snugly hidden between the leaves and lines of the ledgers of the Sonthern Pacific Com pany and from that safe retreat they have never come forth to be spread upon the reports of State or Interstate Railroad Commissions, or to be submitted to the inspection of the vulgar eye. It is impos sible to learn how much the net earnings of the Southern Pacific Company are annually from the travel and traffic of the San Joaquin and Santa Clara valleys. This information having been kept carefully con cealed, the only means left for determining whether a railroad through these valleys would be a paying venture is, by an esti mate, first as to what ought to be the profits to a railroad operating in and through such productive and populous sections, and, second, what the earnings of the Southern Pacific Company therefrom must be in order to pay the intere.-t on their bonds, and also in order to maintain and operate their railroad over those long miles of desert which are part of the terri tory through which their system extends. The most superficial examination of maps and statistics will discover that the San Joaquin and Santa Clara valleys are the most populous and productive sections, according to their area, upon the Pacific Coast. The census of 1890 gave to the counties which are contained within these great valleys a population of 27~>,000 peo ple. The growth of the past five years has brought, these figures easily up to 300,000 souls. These people are of the most industrious, most intel ligent and most productive class of our citizens. Within these valleys they have built great factories and great col leges; have turned thousands of broad acres into orchards and gardens; have established homes and founded cities as material evidences of their increasing wealth and widening desires. A railroad which Vould undertake to transport the products of such a people to market upon fair and equal terms, and to carry back td them the diversity of tilings demanded for their daily consumption ought surely to pay if railroads ever pay anywhere, and there is a definite rumor abroad that they do. There is something more than a suspi cion current that the existing railroad reaps very large returns from the busi ness of the San Joaquin and Santa Clara valleys. The truth is that they must reap such returns in order to pay the inter est on their bonds and maintain the unproductive portion? of their road. There" is in the San Jouquin Valley between Stockton and Bakerstield, more than GOO miles of the track of the Southern Pacific Company upon which there is a bonded indebtedness averaging $23,300 per mile, or a total indebtneps of over $17,000,000, upon the San Joaquin Valley Railroad north of Bakerstield. The interest upon this enormous debt is more than a million dollars a year, which must be paid with unfailing regularity out of the annual earnings of the corporation from the people of the San Joaquin Valley. In the Santa Clara Valley between San Francisco and Hollister there are about 200 miles of railroad, with a bonded indebtedness of more than $6,000,000 and an annual interest requisition of $350,000, which must also be paid by the people of that productive valley. It is idle to pre isuine that the deserts of Arizona, New Mexico or Nevada pay any portion of this interest account. It is more than prob able that the annual interest to be paid upon the debt which incumbers these profitless portions of the Southern Pacific system is a charge upon the traffic of the fertile and populous valleys of San Joaqnin and Santa Clara. From a consideration of these facts, which, though few, are eloquent, it must be concluded that a competing railroad into these great valleys would surely pay. That a railroad without the losses of an un productive mileage to make good, without a bloated bonded debt to feed with vast annual interest payments, without the thousand and one incidents which go to make the existing railroad expensive, but with the friendship and favor of the people, by whose farms and through whose cities it would pass; that such a railroad, with freight and fare schedules that would be equal and consistent, and with a manage ment that would be honest and just, would yield a ricn and yet a fair and profitable return foi every dollar invested in it. ABOLISH IT. The prospect is fair that the constitu tional amendment proposed by Belshaw of Contra Costa to abolish the Railroad Commission will be favorably received by the two houses of the Legislature. The sentiment of the body is that the commis sion has failed in its object, that it has never been of any service to the State, and that the best thing to do with it is to wipe it out. Members who do not entertain this view say they may not vote for abo lition, because that would throw the work of fixing railroad freights and fares into the Legislature. They seem to think that it is an alternative between the commis sion and the Legislature. Why ? It is certainly no part of the business of the Legislature to fix freights and fares anymore than it belongs to it to rix the price of bread or beef. Two bodies, of forty and eighty members, respectively, are entirely unfit to examine into the de tails which govern freights and fares and THE MORNING CALL, SAN FRANCISCO, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1895. to frame schedules or tariffs thereon. They would make a muddle of the job, and half the time a majority of them would be tools of the company. The true remedy for railroad extor tion is competition; that is the only remedy which is consonant with sound business principle. When the San Joa quin railroad is built there will be no more complaints of exorbitant rates from people in the valley. Transportation is a com modity, like grain or groceries ; its price is regulated by supply and demand; but it differs from other commodities in that people are compelled to use it, and thus the people at large are entitle- to some say in determining its value. The only effect ive method of giving effect to that say, however, is by constructing competing lines; all other devices are makeshifts which are likely to aggravate the evil they were intended to cure. The new era of reasonable fares and freights will date from the hour the Railroad Commission is abol ished. THE EEPEBENDUM. The bills now pending in the Legislature for the adoption of the referendum and the initiative will, if they pass, be experi ments. They are in the nature of appeals from the Legislature to the people at large; we have cognate examples in the constitu tional amendments which must be ratified by the people before they acquire the force of laws. The only country in which both the referendum and the initiative are used is the small republic of Switzerland, which has a territory about as large as Maryland and a population about equal to that of Missouri. The Swiss have always been accustomed to take a direct interest in public affairs; they are jealous of their Legislatures, federal and cantonal. In cantons of Uri, Appengoll and Underwald, the people meet to this day in the open air to make their laws, and choose their officials, just as the Athenians used to do in the great days of Athens. Most of the cantons, like the republic itself, have Legislatures, but the people keep a close suspicious watch on them. When a given number of citizens want a law passed they sign a petition to that effect; this is transmitted to the Legis lature, and acted upon by that body. When a law is passed by the Bundes- Versarambung, 30,000 citizens may, by signing a petition to that effect, require that it be submitted to the people for ratifica tion 01 rejection; it does not go into effect till it has been ratified. This plan appears to be satisfactory to the Swiss, and it certainly has the effect of bringing thr Legislature into close contact with the people, which is supposed to be a good thing. It is not certain, however, that it would work as well in this State. It would introduce an element of uncer tainty into our legislation. It would mul tiply the number of elections, to the dis turbance of business and to the diversion of the mind of the people from their own affairs. It is not at all certain that the people would always prove wiser than their representatives. As to petitions with thirty or fifty thousand signatures, they can be got at any time on either side of any question. Some people in this city seem to make a business of getting up such documents, and scandal-mongers will have it that the names arc sometimes copied out of old directories by expert penmen. On an important, clean-cut issue, to which the answer is simply yes or no. there is merit in the European plan of a plebiscite, though the vote by which the second empire was established in Fral« .c shows that a plebiscite is not always a reliable test of pubNc opinion. Still, ple biscites have advantages which the refer endum cannot claim. It is a signal proof of the recuperative power of the great West that its energies have revived, notwithstanding the imbe cility of the Government in blundering and bungling over every problem of in dustry and finance. SPIKIT Of THE PEESS. Any one guilty of bribing a jury to acquit a murderer should be given a life sentence. — Virginia City Chronicle. There is but one thing to do with the Ha waiian Islands, and that is to attach them to the United States. Any other course will lead to international troubles sooner or later. — Phoenix Herald. The present road law at least needs radical revision. In parts, at least, it is inoperative and cumbersome. We need some practical and sensible road laws and some progressive ideas in road-building.— Chino Champion. Should the effort to foreclose the first mort gage on the Union Pacific Railroad prove suc cessful and the United States lose the amount of its loan, the public will scourge this and the next Congress that fails to compel a subsidized enterprise to fulfill its contract.— Arizona Re publican. The Christian people of this sunshiny land will to-day have an opportunity of praying for the Arizona Legislature. Sin is abroad in the land and vice is running riot among the law makers of California, so let us get down on our marrow and seek to establish a quarantine against its appearance in our legislative halls.— Phoenix Gazette. California~lms indorsed by the action of its legislative body a resolution calling upon the Representatives of that State in Washington to work to secure the euactment of laws for the free coinage of 6ilver at a ratio of 16 to 1. This is as it should be, and California is now ranked with her sister mining States of the Pacific Coast as true to its own interests.— Virginia City Chronicle. An institution has been inaugurated in Balti more, the object of which is to train girLs for domestic service. The great necessity of the hour, however, is some plan by which the heads of these girls can be trained to look upon household work as honorable and not degrad ing- Their hands can be attended to easy enough. It is their thinkerß that need to be started right. — Sacramento Bee. PEKSONALS. S. Meyerstein, a Ventura merchant, is at the Lick. Frank A. Cressy of Modesto is registered at the Lick. R. M. Shackelford of Paso Robles is a guest at the Occidental. J. D. Biddlc, a banker of Hanford, is reg istered at the Grand. T. J. Field, the railroad man, of Monterey, is at the Palace with his wife. S. W. Knowles, a prominent farmer of Clover dale, is registered at the Russ. Henry R. Levy, a merchant of San Bernar dino, is in the city on business. Lieutenant T. S. Phelps Jr. of the new cruiser Olympia is a guest at the Palace. Hugh Hume, a well-known journalist of this city, leaves to-day for Chicago. Colonel George Hager and daughter, of Co lusa, are registered at the Palace. John Mulroy, a mining man of Grass Valley, is among the guests at the Grand. F. P. Chandler, a capitalist of Elmira, accom panied by his wife, is at the Lick. Dr. J. A. F razor and bride, of San Jose, are among the guests at the California. W. J. Daggett, lately engaged in the livery business in Santa Rosa, is at the Russ. Frank Mattison, Assessor of Santa Cruz County, arrived at the Grand yesterday. George T. Dunlap, who owns a large ranch near Gilroy, is registered at the California. Thomas Couch, one of Montana's leading mining men, is a late arrival at the Palace. Samuel R. Stern, counsel for Pinkerton's De tective Agency in Spokane, is at the Palace. H. J. Small, general roaster mechanic of the Southern Pacific at Sacramento, is at the Grand. UP TO DATE IDEAS. Louis Gathmann, the Chicago man who has invented the sectional lens lor large tele scopes, has written the following to the Chi cago Times: Having read an interesting article by Pro fessor Barnard on "The Possibilities of Future Great Telescopes," I beg to differ with him in regard to the number of working hours of the future great instrument, and also in regard to his theory of hindrance due to atmospheric dis turbances. Every intelligent person interested and posted in the science of physics and of op tics should know the reason of the oft occurring distortion of the true image of large telescopes, while smaller instruments used at the same time still give very satisfactory results. Any instrument using two objective lenses can obtain a true focus under one temperature only, viz. : that under which it was manufac tured and corrected. This cannot be other wise, as the difference in expansion and con traction of crown and flint glass is consider able. To more clearly understand I refer to Figure 1, which shows the large lenses as used in telescopes of the day. Now, suppose these lenses, manufactured and corrected'at a tem perature say of 60 deg. Fahrenheit. At this temperature the center lines of both lenses, one of which is of flint glass and the other of crown, coincide with line of focus and center of instrument. Now assume the tem perature to fall 30 degrees (a common occur rence in the most favored climes) this variation of temperature will cause an unequal expan sion or contraction, in this case unequal con traction, of the two lenses. This throws their centers out of the true position and thereby causes the blurred or poorly denned image that Professor Barnard attributes entirely to the unsteadiness of the atmosphere. I am convinced by the practical experiments that ni ne-tenths of all the dirliculty encoun tered by Professor Barnard, and for which he holds "atmospherical disturbances" accountable, can be and should be directly traced to the un equal expansion of the glass of the lenses. It is, therefore, not the atmosphere to which the trouble should be laid, but the present un mechanical construction of large telescopes. Figure 1 shows the general achromatic con struction of the two object lenses at the tem perature of correction. Figure 2 shows exag geratedly the two lenses after a considerable decrease of temperature. Therefore, it is not surprising when such great accuracy is* re quired, as is claimed by Cla^k and Brashear, that such blurred and distorted views should be obtained. Now let us compare with the sectional lens system, against which so much pressure and opposition is brought to bear. Figure 3 shows two such lenses. The frames or matrix of each lens holding the glass sec tions has the same co-efficient of expansion and contraction, on an increase up or down the same distance. This insures the center of each opposing section being still relatively in the same proper straight line. In other words, each pair of sections will be similar to the small telescopes which the professors claim are not so much affected by the atmospherical dis turbances. By a careful examination of these simple illustrations we can readily see that changes of temperature, combined with the unmechanical construction of the large tele- scopes, is the principal difficulty, and explains why on such beautiful, clear, crisp nights, when the stars are bright and sparkling, Pro fessor Barnard should find his large telescope almost useless, and that on such a night "the images are a mass of boiling and quivering light." But on such a clear nieht, or any other time when an instrument of, say six inches disk, gives a good result, a tele scope of any size built on the sectional lens system can also be used at it> full power. This is one of the principal ad van i ages o£ the sectional lens, besides the well known fact that in using small pieces of glass a finer and superior quality can be employed. On such a beautiful cold, clear night as Pro fessor Barnard mentioned 1 recently had occa sion to compare the Eranston 18.5-inch instru ment, "the one with which Alvan Clark discov ered the companion ot Sirius." With ray 7 inch sectional-lens telescope, principally mak ing observations on Jupiter, I was surprised to note the superior definition of my much smaller instrument. The sectional-lens system is entirely in accord with the laws of physics and optics, and it is yet too early to place any limit to the power to which instruments can be built according to this method. lam sorry and surprised to note the stand that Professor Barnard and a few other gentlemen have taken in regard to the sectional lens. The least that they should have done in the advancement of science was to accept my invitation to make observations with my instrument. Had they taken this slight trouble I am sure that their views would have been changed, and that they would now be the hardest workers in this most interesting field of progress. Some one in New York has invented a ma chine to melt the snow in the streets. The Herald says of it: The Street Cleaning Department yesterday experimented with two of the new snow-melt ing machines at the corner of Washington square and Fifth avenue. Street Commissioner Waring's deputy, Mr. Moore, expressed him self as perfectly satisfied with the work of the engines. In appearance they look much like large sized iron fire engines', with large perpendicu lar screens on the rear end and barrel-like reservoirs on the front. These hold the naphtha by which the machines are operated. When the snow is shoveled up in heaps along the sidewalk ready for the melting the engi neer touches up a double row of jets ranged along underneath the perpendicular screens and a sheet of flame shoots up. Then the men shovel up snow against the screens and the heat me Its it and it trickles out into the gutter and runs into the sewers. The operation is very simple, but last night it appeared very slow. The explosions of naph tha in the engine make a great noise, and this, with the intense glare of the fire, frightens horses, and as the machines have to stand well out in the roadway traffic is partially congested while the work goes on. The question to what extent the pneumatic tire, so familiar on bicycles, will be adopted on the wheels of other vehicles is one of con siderable interest. According to a London sci entific journal for cabs and broughams in Eng lish cities the rubber tire, with an iron hoop outside, is steadily growing in favor, and thou sands of them are seen. Since, even on the smooth wood and asphalt pavements of Lon don, the rider knows at once whether his han som has elastic or rigid tires, the contrast must be still more marked on macadamized roads or streets paved with granite or cobblestones. ABOUND THE COEBIDOKS. N. C. Norton, _ mining man of Phoenix, Arizona, who was at the New Western yester day, says that much excitement was recently created in mining circles in that Territory by the discovery of the Lost Frenchman mine. "It was reported that the mine nad been located at a point near Falomas on the Gila," said he, "and there was at once a noticeable movement toward the locality among pros pectors, speculators and others. Investigation proved, however, that the discovery was only that of an old mine which had been relocated and the mineral in which was only lead and copper. The Lost Frenchman mine is one of the hidden bonanzas which has been sought for years. Some thirty years ago a Frenchman brought $7000 in gold into Yuma and left it with a merchant while he and two companions returned to the mine. The gold was never claimed after that time and not one of the three men was ever heard of afterward. In conversation with the merchant with whom he left his gold the Frenchman stated that the mine showed fabulous richness and was located in the Apache district. The tribe was very warlike at the time and it was supposed that the miners were murdered. Many efforts have since been made to locate the mine, but with out avail." "The action of your merchants in taking the matter of cleaning the streets of your city into their own hands reminds me of a similar oc currence which came under my observation down in Florida some years ago," said F. B. Lord, a guest at the Palace, yesterday. "It was in a good-sized town about thirty or forty miles below Jacksonville, on the Tampa road, called Pleasant Lake, I believe. The women and not the men were the prime movers in the work of securing clean streets there. Large wooden receptacles were placed at convenient points along the streets, alt of them painted in bright colors and bearing such appropriate signs as 'Cleanliness is next to godliness— throw your rubbish inside.' If a stranger chanced to drop an orange peel or piece of paper on the street some resident would hastily pick it up and place it in one of the barrels, doingthisinsuch a manner as to attract the stranger's attention and still not offend him. The streets of that town were a marvel of cleanliness as a result and invariably provoked favorable comment from visitors." C. M. Cook, a wealthy sugar-planter of Hono lulu, was among the passengers on the Aus tralia yesterday, lie has been identified with the annexation measures hitherto discussed in that country, and visited Washington with a view of bringing such an event about as a member of the committee sent over for that purpose some months ago. He says the feeling in Honolulu is strongly in favor of executing the insurrectionists now under arrest, and that he believes such a step will be taken unless foreign powers should interfere. O. L. Lynch of Los Angeles, who was at the Occidental yesterday, says that the Los Angeles and Pasadena electric road will probably be extended to the ranch of E. J. Baldwin and that a carriage road from there to Wilsons Peak is also projected. Mr. Baldwin is said to have agreed to pay one-half the cost of the latter if he can 6ecnre enougli land on top of the mountain on which to build a hotel. "The officers of the Monterey are becom ing quite popular as entertainers, and the ship will always be a welcome visitor on Bellingham Bay," said A. P. Moore of Fairhaven, Wash., at the Lick yesterday. "A number of receptions have beeu given aboard shin since the Mon terey has been in the waters mentioned, and ihese social events will long be remembered by the residents who participated." T. M. Alwood.a gentleman from the East, who is making an inspection of Riverside County with a view of sinking some oil wells there, was in the ouy yesterday. He says that the conditions in Riverside appear favorable to him and that he has about concluded to put down several test wells. J. D. Hammond, an attorney of Buffalo, N. V., who is at the Occidental, says that during the coming spring the erection will be com menced in that city of the largest and finest office building in the world, the cost of which wil be $3,500,000. PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT. Li Hung Chang seems to be rapidly becoming the Liliuokalani of China.— New York World. The most showily dressed woman in Europe is the Empress of Portugal. She buys costumes, bonnets and hats wholesale. Her pale com plexion and auburn hair permit of any kind of headgear. Mrs. Helen M. Gougar, president of the Woman's National Suffrage Association, Spring field, Ohio, with her husband, has left for the Holy Land in pursuance of a marriage agree ment to take a big trip annually, with a view of seeing the whole civilized world. General Nieh, the Chiuese commander in the recent fighting at Kaipling, enteied a carriage and was leaving the field in a dignified way when the Japanese killed his horses and wounded him in the thigh. By some strange chance several plucky Chinamen surrounded the general and bore him away to a safe place. Nieh has sworn to leave such adventures as this to his substitute in the future. SUPPOSED TO BE HUMOROUS. Mr. Ulser— l have always been afraid of being buried alive. Dr. Pnlser— No danger, man, I am your doc tor.—Philadelphia Inquirer. "Can I write my name under the received payment of this bill?" asked the collector who likes to put things as delicately as possible. "No, thank you." said Mr. Brokely, "I'm no autograph fiend." — Washington Star. Waiter (to gentleman who is looking at nap kin half full of holes)— I'll bring you another napkin. Diner— Never mind. The holes seem to be clean.— Tit-Bits. The decision of a Baltimore Judge that steal ing a cat is not larceny was doubtless influ enced by the probability that the cat would come back.— Kansas City Journal. Buggins— Does Goldstein take much interest in business? Muggins— l should say he did. He's a pawn broker.—Philadelphia Record. "Who killed cock robin?" "I," said the sparrow. "Well, who hypnotized you?"— Detroit Tri bune. "This," remarked the rat as the trap fell, "this is the worst I ever had sprung on me." — Indianapolis Journal. Civic Federation. A joint meeting of the Civic Federation and the auxiliary committee composed of the pastors of all the churches represented in the Civic Federation will be held this afternoon in the Mills building to take action in regard to matters now be fore the Legislature. Crystallized ginger, 25c lb, Townsend's. ♦ Bacon Printing Company, 508 Clay street • Ctrß-rr-TTr heals wounds, burns and sores as If by magic. It cures chilblains and poison oak in one application. It relieves all pain. • Since the organization of onr mint in 1793, it has coined, of gold, $1,612,405,375,50, and of silver, $6159,929,323. After diphtheria, which weakens and exhausts the whole system, a health-giving tonic Is needed like Hood's SarsaparilU, which purifies and en riches the blood and gives strength. Try it. Thf Genuine " Brown's Bronchial Troches" are sold only in boxes. They are wonderfully effective for Coughs, Hoarseness or Irritation of the Throat caused by cold. Ladies are greatly benefited by the use of Dr. Siegert's Angostura Bitters, the renowned South American tonic. Do topr feet trouble you? Consult the best Chiropodist, Bkbnard, 21 Powell street; elevator. Music and Musicians Lady Halle (Mine. Norman-Xeruda), who is perhaps the best known of woman violinists, has just told an interviewer the story of her first efforts on the violin. She was born at Bre men, Ernst's native town. Her family had been musicians for generations, and her father was the principal teacher of music in Bremen. As a child Lady Ilalle could not be persuaded to take any interest in the piano, though she was greatly attracted by the violin, an unheard-of instrument for a woman at that time. Her little brother played the violin, and the child took it into her head to practice while the others were out of the way. This went on for some time, until, one day, her father came in suddenly and hearing, as ho thought, his son playing, remarked, "My boy certainly makes great progress." Judge of "his astonishment when he discovered that the musician was really his daughter, who had never had a lesson in her life. The little girl was terribly frightened, and, thinking she had done wrong, burst into tears and cried, "Oh, I won't do it 9gain." Her father, who was highly pleased, at once decided LADY HALLE. that she should be taught the violin, and the career she has made is now a matter of musical history. It was certainly Mme. Norman-Xeruda who tirst made it the fashion for girls to learn the violin. Nothing shows the simplicity and gentleness of Benjamin God&rd's character more than the account of his funeral. By his own wish the gitted French composer was not buried at Cannes, where he died, but his remains were taken to Saintlen-Taverny to be interred among the simple country people he had loved 60 well. No invitations were sent to Parisian celebrities and only the dead man's most inti mate friends were aware that the funeral was to take place. Paul Vidal of the Grand Opera presided at the organ of the little village church, playing fragments from several of Godard's works, including among others his new opera, "The Vivandiere," which he lived to compose but not to hear performed. He had labored at this work in his last moments till sometimes weakness com pelled him to drop the pen. Among the beautiful floral tributes on the casket was a wreath from the Opera Comique, where "The Vivandiere" will soon have its initial perform ance. Another large crown was from Godard's pupils in the conservatory. Although entitled, as a Knight of the Legion of Honor, to military honors, it was one of the regretted musician's last wishes that no troop of soldiers should attend his funeral. Godard's death seems par ticularly pathetic when it is remembered that he was only 45 years of age, and had it not been for the consumption, which sprang from a neglected cold, he probably would have had a brilliant future. His operas are little known in the United States, but some of his chamber works, particularly his pianoforte composi tions, are very popular. A little song oi his, "Chanson de Florien," hag been literally sung to death. The London Truth says that if the habit of getting good musicians to write incidental mu sic for new plays has to be abandoned the fnnlt must be attributed to modern society manners. It matters not whether as analytical pro gramme writers the music is intended to pre pare the mind for the proper reception of the drama. Modern society prefers to chatter about dress, about its friends or its enemies, about notable persons or nobodies in the house, and about anything that will make the entr' acte music inaudible. Many noted musicians have suffered in this way, and Sir Arthur Sulli van has at last rebelled. In "King Arthur," which Henry Irving is playing at the Lyceum, Sullivan has carefully avoided any risk of dis turbing the conversation during the entr'actes and has limited his task to the purely inci dental music. Even this has been cut short, though what is left is very agreeable, artistic and appropriate, assisting rather than retard ing the dramatic action. News comes from Dresden that William Keith, the California barytone, has just had a greet success there in a grand concert given by Horr Stottenberg. William Keith was put for ward as the chief attraction. The concert was a subscription one, the tickets being $2 50 each, yet the house was packed and great enthusiasm prevailed. Keith was recalled eight times and made to siug six encores, the house going particularly wild over Gounod's "Easter Eve," which was greeted with cries of "Bravo, bis." This tribute to an American was all the more remarkable, as there are so many good 9ermftn barytones. Herr Ludwig Hart mann, the well-known musical critic, gave Keith great praise in his paper the following day, remarking upon the ease with which the Californian took notes that were phenom enally high for a barytone, the resonance of his voice and the perfection of his style and training. Keith has recently been studying oratorios in London, as well as singing there on special occasions. Some translations have just been published in Le Figaro of letters by Richard Wagner, which were first made public in the Deutsche Bundschau. The most interesting ones were written In the early sixties, when the provi dential intervention of the young King of Bavaria had sudienly changed the artist's destiny and saved him almost from despair. Speaking of the King, Wagner says in one of the letters: "He is unfortunately so handsome, so intelligent, so ardent and so great that I fear his life will fade out of this vulgar world as a fugitive, divine dream fades. He wishes me to stay always near him, to finish the 'Xibelun gen' and have them performed as I wish. All pecuniary care will be taken from me, I shall have all I want, on condition that I stay with him. What do you think of that? Can it be more than a dream?" There may possibly be a few changes in the choir of St. Ignatius Church in this city before long. One of them will probably be the reduc ing of the professional triple quartet to a double one. It is believed that this change would not detract from the efficiency of the choir, while it would lower the expenses, which are at present very heavy. No change is con templated, however, in the large amateur choir. As soon as funds will admit of it, Father Allen is anxious to purchase a fine new organ for the church. In that case the top gallery wonld probably be lowered, or removed alto gether, a3 the height at which the present or gan is placed weakens the effect of the music. At Santander, one of the most important towns in Spain, "Miss Helyett," a trivial opera which was sung some time ago in San Fran- Cisco at the Baldwin Theater, was produced. One of the newspapers, La Atalaya, had i;a prudery so shocked at the work that it declared the people who assisted at such a spectacle were monsters, and threatened to publish tho names of all those families wko dared to wit ness "Miss Htlyett." A number of the towns people of Santander were so indignant at this impertinence of the Atalaya that they went in a body to the editorial-rooms and held an in dignation meeting in front of the office. Ifme. Patti is in Berlin. Before leaving Lon don she gave Sir Augustus Harris a promise to appear during the coming season at Covent Garden as Violctta, Rosina and other of her favorite parts. Except for a solitary perform ance at Drury Lane in 1886, and another single representation at Her Majesty's in 1887, Mmv. Patti has not appeared in opera in London for ten years. In Berlin, despite the fact that the prices of places have been raised almost six fold, there is a big demand for seats. A ludicrous incident recently occurred while Albani was playing Marguerite in Gounod's "Faust" in Berlin. In the last act, where Mhn guerite is seen ascending to heaven, Albani for got to throw herself on her straw bed, which ;* drawn away from the stage, and was conse quently left lying in full view of the audience, while her other self ascended skyward Fhe step from the sublime to the ridiculous sent the public home in a good temper, however, which was fortunate for Albani. as her singing had given anything but satisfaction. "A violinist went to the manager of a certain. London paper," says Le Menestrel, "stating that although he had told the reporter of that paper that the violin on which he played was a. Stradivarius, the fact was not mentioned in the report of his concert." The manager replied, 'If Mr. Stradivarius wants his violins puffed up in our paper, tell him he must advertise with us' and gave the astonished violinist a card with his advertisement rates." The date of the production of Paderewski'g opera is uncertain. The libretto is at present in Polish, and the opera unnamed. The work is in four acts, and the story modern, tho scene being laid in the Carpathians, on the Hungarian frontier. The music in piano scorn has been finished for some little time, and Paderewski expects to complete the orchestra tion early in the spring. Handel's "Messiah" was recently performed at Buenos Ayres for the first time, it is be lieved, in South America. There was a chorus of 309 voices, and an orchestra of fifty per formers. Special trains were run; the houso was sold out an hour and a half after the open ing of the box-office, and the proceeds were $7500. Verdi's "Falstaff" at the Metropolitan Opera house is a certainty. In addition to this Mr. Grau says that Saint-Saens' "Samson et Delilah" will certainly be produced. If that is bo, the managers will have put to their credit four novelties in the course of the season, which will be a very respectable record. At the recent conference of musicians at Dublin, a capital anecdote is told of Sir Joh;i Stainer. That erudite gentleman read «. paper entitled "Does Music Train the Mind?" The printers, who knew better, set It up, "Does Music Strain the Mind?" One commentator says he thinks the printers were right. Lectures on music, with, vocal or instru« mental illustrations, are only just beginning in San Francisco, though they have for some time been very popular in the East and in Europe. The Baroness Anna yon Meyerinok will give a chat next Monday on vocal matters, at the Century Club. Admission, however, is only by invitation. A concert, at which over 1700 people were ! present, took place at the First Congregational Church, Oakland, last Thursday. A number of new songs, by John W. Metcalf, were intro i duced and well received. Ever since the advent of Sybil Sanderson at the Metropolitan Opera-hou^e SenorTerry, with a heavy black mustache and a contented coun tenance, has been a nightly attendant at the opera. A choral society has been organized at the First New Jerusalem Church in this city. Re hearsals of the cantata "Daniel" are being actively carried on every Friday night. IS!: mraattim GRAND CREDIT SALE -OF- Ol^b AJSINESS AND RESIDENCE LOTS COMPRISING A PORTION OF SIJ-VER TERRACE. This property is reached by Kentucky, •treet Electric road (now under con- struction), aud also by the Fifteenth avenue and San Bruno Road horsecar lines, via Potrero avenue (to be changed to electric power). The lots lie on level and gently rolling ground: per- fectly dry, sandy soil, and have good drainage, beautiful view of the bay and surrounding hills, extensive and valu- able improvements in the immediate • vicinity, and large manufacturing plant* near by. 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