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good subsistence under their native sky; they suppose that they should not be exterminated from their houses and hold ings for the sake of fat cattle for the Saxon glutton; they con ceive that it is their duty to do well for their families; and they are stubborn in the conceit that there must be something hellish in the government under which prosperity is impos sible, starvation frequent, beggary universal, want and woe and broken hearts a general feature, dreadful decline in the race a constant fact, and fugitive emigration to strange lands ft perpetual necessity. All these devilish errors of mind and leeling the.Irish have. The Bishops can remove them. They would do immeasurable good by removing them—for they are the radixes of Fenianism. Let them put the axe to the root. By all means let us have a manifesto en lightening the wretched people on these devilish errors. In the meantime, let us all, every man of us, stand up erect and do courteous homage to the national idol, proudly called —The Wearing of the Green. Fenianism and Garibaldianism. From the Glasgow Free Press. Nevertheless, we have the following language from the Weekly Register in connection with this subject:—Speaking of “ a fillibuster in a red shirt,” that paper says, “ he is prob ably not a whit more an honest man than the vulgar bog-trotter who has engrafted all the cunning vices of the Yankee upon the headstrong violence of the Irishman. Both are to us Catholics as unclean as the pig is to Moslems; and, there fore, we meddle not with either, but to condemn him and his doings. The curse of Ood and his Church is upon Fenian ism and Garibaldianism alike.” This is pretty bold language for any one to use, especially a writer in a newspaper. We were not aware heretofore that the “curse of God and his Church” had fallen so sud denly on Fenianism ; neither were we aware of the strange prerogative of omniscience being vouchsafed to our English cotemporary. This presumption of knowledge as to the working of heaven’s decrees is, to oyr mind, not half so Catholic as the practices of the Fenians we have mentioned. We are not sufficiently theological as to pronounce whether this daring use of language borders on blasphemy; but we candidly avow our opinion that it partakes in no way of the spirit of religion, much less of that propriety which English Catholics look upon as their individual inheritance. The continued perpetration of injustices on the part of one coun try to another, centuries of penal persecution for conscience sake, and the building up of a national prosperity on the blood of millions and the ruin of nations, such as England has been guilty of in India, Jamaica and Ireland, are more likely to call down the curses of God, and to deserve them, than Fenianism has or ever will be. The world is fast getting sick of the insufferable imperti nence of English writers. Tlieir intolerance, begotten alike of national boorishness and stupidity of apprehension on any and every subject; their puffed-up conceit and pliarisaical declarations may please others of their class and country; but, for our part, we can assure them that their pretensions to occupy the highest place in the confidence of God, to know on whom the curses of the Creator are likely to fall, or where they are to descend, are merely treated as the ravings of Johanna Southcotte, or some of her deluded followers. There should be a becoming modesty in the Catholics of a nation which, like England, has done everything that evil ingenuity could suggest for the purpose of destroying the Church of God, and which we would like to see exemplified in the writers of Catholic journals. As yet we have not been much edified in this way, but we trust to be able to announce an improvement even in this respect. Remarks.—The above is noteworthy, as it is the judg ment of the organ of the Irish Catholics of Scotland respect ing the spirit and behavior of the English Catholics. Had our cotemporary taken time to reflect, he would have seen J that English Catholics first invaded Ireland; have,always been the deadliest enemies and persecutors of her people. In fact, being of the same religion, they seem to imagine that they have a better right to flog the Irish slave than their Protestant countrymen. Carrying the Money Off. From the Dundalk Democrat. In a week or two all the rent offices and all the excise offi ces in the country will be opened for the purpose of receiving rack rent from the farmers, and enormous duties of every kind from merchants and traders. Millions of money will be wrung from the people; at least double the amount rea son and honesty would declare they should pay. If this money were spent in the country, it would not be so bad, for then it would be employed to improve agriculture, give a new soul to our drooping commerce, and revive all but ex tinct manufactures. But this is not its destination. It will be carried off to England and spent there to enrich that country. The absen tee must get his share of it, for this beggarly nation has no attractions for him, and he resides in England. If he is to spend his money on luxuries, he will do it where his muni ficence will be admired, and where his splendid equipages may outrival those of Great Britishers, and win him the ap plause of the fashionable world. There is nothing in this plundered country to attract the attention. The miserable Viceregal court and its motley levees have no charms for him. And as for the tenants on his property, what does he care about them, except to squeeze all the money he can from their earnings? Some of this money also goes to the government coffers. It is far more than Ireland should be called upon to pay; but what of that ? Has not Ireland lost her parliament, and is she not a part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, an honor which she should not grudge paying for? She is now under the special care of an Imperial legis lature, and the Chancellor of the Exchequer increased her taxes ; and like the absentees, puts on the screw, and drains all the money he can from her oppressed people. Upbraid him with the injustice of his conduct, and what will be the nature of his reply ? He will state that the increased revenue Ireland pays is a proof of her increasing prosperity! This is the kind of treatment Ireland experiences in her union with England. And this was what the advocates of the Legislative Union expected from the measure. Ireland was becoming the rival of England in manufactures. She was competing with her in the home and foreign markets, and to reduce her power, to strike a blow at her commerce, and extinguish her manufactures, her parliament was de stroyed. Let our farmers and traders be prepared. The rent offices are being opened to cany away the farmers’ profits, and the Excise officers will sweep off the profits of the distillers and traders. The money, to the amount of £20,000,000, will be carried off to England before the first day of next May. How can Ireland prosper under such a drain as this? We do not call it robbery, but it is legalized plunder. England is not dealt with in this manner. Her landlords mostly live at home, and if the taxes are heavy, they are mostly spent in the country. France is not treated in this fashion. The French taxes are spent in France, and come back again to the people who pay them, in the course of trade. But unfortunate Ireland must sell her corn, her cattle, sheep, pigs, fowl and butter, and when the money comes home from England, it is paid in enormous rents and taxes, then swept back again to England. Thus England gets all our good things, and afterwards the price of them is ex ftended amongst her people. If this £20,000,000 which we ose yearly were spent at home, employing the people, what a change would soon take place in this country. But it is carried off, and when plundered of our earnings, we are up braided with our poverty. We leave it to any sensible man if a change is not much required in this fearful state of things. Who will aid us to provide a remedy for such gigantic wrongs? No one will assist us. We must do the work ourselves. Our representatives in parliament are “ dumb dogs.” Had they been true to the men who elected them, some relief would have come to us before now. But when most of them went to London, they were dazzled by its wealth. They forgot Ireland; neglected their duties; and session after session we have seen them returning home to find us just as they left us, paying enormous rents and taxes, and after selling the produce of our fertile land to keep the wolf from the door, living on the rubbish of our own and other countries. THE FAIR FIELD. The Downfall of King Brain! BY SLASHES! Jl’DOLAGER, (Poet Laureate to the Fancy.) SCENE: A cellar in the Five Points—The Poet rises to chant, the inauguration of Muscle. The dexter Arise, my scientific muse, rcgis, vulgarly And raise aloft your dexter a?gis : mauley. The echoes of your hobnail shoes Shall ring along the halls of sages. No more above the haunts of crime Your raven wing shall cut gyration ; For Freedom calls you up to time, Within the arena of the nation. Tho poet grows Sing the glories of the Points; eloquent in do- get tjie true game chickens crowing; tue,nandKhaiirs Hurra, for slugs and double joints, the good time To send the dark red ruby flowing, coming. I„et Mullberry and Baxter cry, “ Damn all law ”—from sink to attic; The time is coming, by and by, For bully boys and Democrat—hie ! The cry is, “On No more we’ll rope the twelve foot ring, to Washing- Nor, better still, the murd’rer’s throttle; temptformlnd. We’ll fight beneath the eagle’s wing, The manly art • And make Columbia bold the bottle, sufficient for all ip0 t]ie Hevil with your mood and tense, purposes. And all the fudge of school and college; The manly art of self-defense Shall be our science, shield and knowledge. First knock The poets sang the Age of Brass, down for And hymned the rise of sword and buckles ; ThoSadmirers But we have sent them aH to grass ; of the "art” And now we bail the reign of knuckles, requested to jj, Was a long and merry mill, rejoice lerea . ’Twixt Mind and Matter—Mind’s the loser; So, thief and pimp and harlot fill A flowing bowl to the Jolly Bruiser. King Brain Hurra, for the downfall of King Brain, being floored, Hia tyrant rule of jail and gibbet ; theddest -The land is now herself again, daughter, who Freedom to kill, to burn and cribb it; seems to be Too long this dainty lady, Mind, fighting s y. Hath kept us in tormenting bustle ; But now she’s sparring ’round for wind, Before the ponderous blows of Muscle. A grand wake And headed by our Trojan blade, on the tapis-- The tiger fighting Johnny Morris— Johnny'Mac- —See if we don’t use up the maid, kay leader of In spite of all the odes (oaths) of Horace. Lower House. And wli£n we’ve made the dainty bleed, And waked her well with pipes and baccy, Oh, then, me boys, we’ll sport Thu. Weed (Thurlow Weed) and shout for Maccy. Puritans no- We’ve got the ring in City Hall, where. They jn gpite of Puritans, ’od rot ’em; Hn^idVremer)1 Who’cl make our breasts and muscle small, on the itch And swell our heads—but here we’ve Got during his hem! theC^rede Like bees a-buzzing round a bull, They’ve kept the tail-or Head a-goin’ Swinging round the circle, full Drunk as blazes, goring, b’lowin’. A straight hit Forever ding-dong about schools at the Maids of of virtue, and such botheration ; brought’on'tho As tlio’ the Boxiana’s rules war. Mind Weren t good enough for this tar-nation* and Muscle ’Twas the Maids of Athens’ subtle thread here.°aU8ht * That needle-ss got so mixed and tangled, Then Muscle wove the web, not Head, Tho’ Jlead and Muscle both were mangled, Washington Hurra for Washington, my sweet lISft Felfows „ T?®S°UJ Bru1is,ers soon will bustle with enlarged Lach big-browed loony from his seat— brains to be Columbia travels on her muscle. Columbia tin- N°ra°re Sobers prate their jaw, der training. Get lost, like hunters in a forest, In labyrinths of misty law— Giving the nation gas, but no rest. Babies with But in the place o(paper shells, tmdrfis n.hean- That would not stand a mill a minute; tiful simile for Like babies o’ergrown water wells, those big- And called a Congress and a Senate, headed loonies. >p]ie ]anj at jag^ grown tired of Brain, Has now her low-browed modern Gullies, 0 The soldiers of the ball'and chain— The gouging gents, the bruising bullies. Congress in Behold the ring of bulldog jaws, trophe to P0*' An(l arms like slings, with ten pound Muscle—Col- boulders, umbia having All tiger lads that live on raws— got aVanln the Gli, hevings, see their cross-road shoulders [ peeper. Columbia calls the ring to time, One of her peepers dressed in mourning ; A lesson in the art sublime She’s had, and shows its neat adorning, Columbia, with Well, boys, to biz—what’s on the tap’s? u^calis thod And as she beats upon the table, House to order She shakes the House, like thunder claps —She announ- Slashem’s won ! so says the cable. ofluSlashem^ This sets the Congress in a whirl; over .O’Bald- But ’twas a story worth the telling; win. Hunkey maiden ! Bully girl! Castors shying, throttles yelling. A catastrophe One takes his cud, and lets it fly— cfea ningout °f Damn the expense, lie knows he’ll lose it; the Bowery— It struck a member in the eye— (much needed.) Good gracious, one from Massachusett; Who jumps upon the neighbor’s seat, And says, in words more strong than flow ery, That he can clean out Baxter street, And drag his coat-tail thro’ the Bowery. Columbia’s And thus the House looked rather rough, wi1viCilSr7;«n°n- For things had nearly crossed the border; tion—the*7 But then Columbia cried “enottgh growlers sub- Of jaw ! the House will come to order, side. J J ******* A petition . Read Petitions, Mr. Clark ; being read for The first is from some ladies, saying, the hundredth The land is groping in the dark, time. Enter Lost in shadows, humbly praying, barof themth° That your high and mighty King House with Would repeal the law on learning”— some Demo- Waiteh—“O’Gougem’s comps., and a whisky cratic refresh- _i;„_ ments. „ ,snnY, Madame.” Columbia—“ A man of much discerning!” Petition con- “ And once again reopen schools,” tinued—The Dated Boston, Massachusett. to MowupPly- Confound the jades, do they think we’re fools, mouth rock To fetter mind and then to loose it ? and choke the j thought we’d blasted Plymouth Bock, foiled To come And dammed their harbors with the pieces; to time. Yet, here’s the same old canting flock, Of pious wolves, in lambkin fleeces. Boxing schools Aye, give them schools of our design, to be opened in With cuts and busts and and lots of plas New England —happy idea . ter; * to send a bdx- And they shall have of muses ncin-— ing master and gen(j the ladies gloves and a boxing master. ladies Make Petition referred to the committee tea of,’ instead Of Woods and Forests, North and Soutli of for, the old ward ladies. Would they were steeped in the Boston tea Pot and drawn—we’re fairly bothered. The Yankee From the crowing of this Yankee cock, cock crows Who wants to roost on every steeple, people8. Mem- He’ll burst his lungs on Plymouth Bock, bers rise to Crowing sku-sku-skools for the people. I see the member from the North tie ctnncu ty. ijas ieft the House, and the Bowery cham pin Has riz, and now is hurrying forth— Shut up the books—they’re all decamp in. The Houso As these things must be on the fair, adjourned to As laid down in the sacred volume ; froTTofthe111 We’ll rise to meet upon the square, Capitol, where And fight it out at freedom’s column, a ring is always . . formed; Col- TO BE CONTINUED (THE FIGHT). erooT Andy Johnson is bottle holder by request—Columbia keeps her good eye on him, knowing his wakness for the drop. Affairs in Peru.—It was reported on board the steamer before she left Islay, that Colonel Tines, commander of the troops in Arequipa, was assassinated by his own men. lie was standing in front of the barracks, where a company was drawn up, so as to be ready to move to any place where their services might be required. Chancing to turn his back upon them the company fired a volley at him, and killed him. The rumors are so conflicting that it is difficult to form a correct idea as to the success that the Arequipenians claim. General Bustamente is at a place called Torata, four days march from Arequipa, with 2,500 men, a force sufficient to bring that place to its senses, but his fealty to Colonel Prado is doubted, whether justly so or not I cannot say; but, be that as it may, two more battalions left here the night before last for the post of Islay, which port has been declared closed until order is restored. Colbnel Ugarteclie, Prado’s father in-law, takes command of the corps of operations, the artillery corps will leave here upon the return of the Gov ernment transport# from Islay.