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BolM nnd Carbuncle * .
These urc the volcanoes of Iho human system. They proceed from impure * blood and from a riotous demoraliza tion of the digestive organs. They are nnnoying , painful , and sometimes dan gerous. They can be c r.ven out by s toning up the system , and this can beifc bo done by the use of Brown's Iron Bit ters. Messrs Handy & llullman , drug gist , Annapolis , Md. , say : "We sell lots of Brown's Iron Bitters. All who use it seem pleased. We hear not one complaint. It is proposed to utilize the Yellowstone park for the preservation of tiio bluon. O U R E S Rheumatism , Keuralqia. Sciatica , Lumbago , Backache , Headache , Toothache , SoroTliroutSTFclHitsii.SpraInRrnI cs. tturnn , ScnldH , Front lil lea , .AXD jltlj OTHER BODILY PA1.NS AND ACHES. Bold \ > j lrucil t ati(1 Uo-Jeraererrwliere. FinyCenUaLotUa. DIrccllonb In 11 Lnnsuxscs. THE CIIAKLES A. VOGLLBK CO. ( SnoMMori to A. TOdELEE L CO. ) Ballloorr , HA , C. S. JU A Q UESTION AB O UT Browns Iron Bitters ANS WE RED. The question has probably boon nsVed thousands of times."Hovv can Brown's Iron Bit tors cure every thing ? " Well , it doesn't. But it does euro any diseiso for which n reputable physician would prescribe. IHOX Physicians recognize Iron as the best restorative agent known to the profession , and inquiry of any leading chemical firm will substantiate the assertion that there are more preparationa of iron than of any t other gnbstanco used in medicine This shows con clusively that .iron is acknowledged to be the most important factor in successful medical practice. It is , however. R remarkable fact , thatprior to the discov- oryof ; IJItO WN'S IRON IliTTKHS no perfect , ly satisfactory iron combination had over been found. BROWN'S IRON BITTERS&ISSSS headache , or produce constipation nil other iron medicines ilo.mUNVN'SIIlONJIlTTERS cures Indigestion , Biliousness , Weakness , Dyspepsia , Malar in , Chills and Fevers , Tired FccIingCcncrnlDcbilityPain in the Side , Back or Umbq , Headache nndNeurnl- gia for all these ailments Iron is prescribed daily. BROWN'S IRON BITTERS.iSfSSft'S ' minute. lake all other thorough medicines , it acts slowly. .When taken by mm the first symptom of benefit is renewed energy. The muscles then becoma firmer , the digestion improves , the bowels nre active. In uomen tha effect is usually more rapid and marked. The eyes begin at once to brighten : the skin clears np ; healthy color comes to the cheeks : nervousness disappears ; functional derangements become regu lar , and if a nursing mother , abundant snstenanca M supplied for the child. Remember Brown's Iron Bittera is the QNIjY iron medicine that is not in jurious. 1'hyricians and llruggittt recommend it. Tie Genuine has Trade Mark and crossed red lines on wrapper. TAKE NO OTHER. WILL CURE Dyspepsia , Liver and KIDNEY Complaint IT IS THE And Health Restorer , Jl perfect renovator and invijrorator of tha system , carrying' away all poisonous matter , and restoring the blood to a healthy condi tion , enriching It , refreshing and invigorating" "both mind and body. As a cure for HHEU- HATICS it has no equal. SAFE , SURE AND SPEEDY In all cases of Indigestion , Biliousness , Con \ stipation , Headache , Loss of Appetite , Files , Neuralgia , Nervous disorders and all FE MALE COMPLAINTS , ISops and MAI/I1 JSittcrs never falls to perfect a cure vrhen properly taken. THOUSAJOJS OP CASES Of the worst forms of these terrible diseases fe&ve been quickly relieved , and in a short time perfectly cured by the use of Hops aud IHLA.I/F Bitters. DonotgecIKops and mAI/T confounded with ether Infe rior preparations of similar name. Take nothing but Hops and 1UTAJLT. All drug-gists keep them. None genuine unless manufactured by * " HOPS & MALT BITTERS CO. , Detroit , Mich , iBITTiRS CURES ALCDISEflSESDFTHE LIYKR KIDKETS STOIVIAGH- AND BOWELS. tL ALL DRUGGISTS PRICElDOUAR. G'U'-td-tJS ' Dyspepsia , Gonornl , Jaundioo , HaTbitual Constipa- tioc , Iiivor Complaint , Sick , Headache , Diseased ELid > noys , Etc. , Etc. Itcsntalns only the Purest Drags , among vhlch may be enumerated P21CILY ASH BA2I 4KB BSEI1E3 , UAliBSilS , BUCH0 , EEiUU , Stc. It cleanses the system thoroughly , and as a PUBIFIEE OF THE BLOOD Is 3Tnoquoled. It Is not an intoxicating beverage , nor can It bo need as such , by reason of its Cathartic Properties. PRICKI/T ASH BITTERS CO. Solo Proprietors , 5T. LOUIS AND KANSAS CITYr "THE 3E8T IS CHEAPEST. " ' HonePottn mm , THRF HFRS8AWSILIS' cioTerHullers FACT AND FANCY. An eyeless ohiclcou is on cxhibitioa at New "Orleans. A bullet tnivols .a milo in throe and two-tenths seconds. Summer cottages in chrome yolloxv Vfill vie with tho'uiwuy aeu-sands this tjonson. ] \Iiking envelopes out of straw pa per is a new and nourishing industry iu Ireland. Penjdch is accurately written and pronounced Pimjdch , and means "live villages. " The number of letters posted in the world each year averages about f > 2.- 000,000,000. The 'jinc tree , says an authority , serves as a refuge for more than 400 species of incets. The cost 6f each saloon to the city of ludianpolis last year was $163 , and the license only § 52. The base ball clubs of this country , it is estimated , will cost the people 810,000,000 this. year. Thirteen hundred new buildings , worth about § 4,000,000 , were erected in Washington last 3rear. Some jrenius has invented a fishing rod that registers the precise number and weight , of the liahes caught. Mexican soldiers are said to be of all shades of color , ranging from near ly a pure white to a perfect black. A real-estate owner in San Francisco adds to his large income from that source by peddling fruit about the cit } ' . A wealthy timber merchant has had his coat-of-nrms painted on his carri age with the Latin motto "Vidi" I saw. saw.Coal Coal mining machines capable of doing the work of twenty men are being introduced in the Panhandle mines. The pyrometer , an instrument in which heat is measured by the expan sion of metals , will accurately mea sure heat up to 7,000 degrees. Every penitentiary in Texas is pro vided with a kennel of three or more lierce bloodhounds for the purpose of hunting and capturing escaped pris oners. A train composed of two cars of gold bullion , three cars of silver , eight cars of silk and four cars of tea , is en its way east from California and Col orado. An iron car-wheel will travel about 40,000 miles. A steel tire wilf run 200,000 miles , costing two and a half times as much and running more than four times as long as an iron wheel. W. H. Wood , ot Nav > T York city , re cently caught on the gulf coast of Florida a tarpon weighing 111 pounds. The tackle used was the ordinary rod , reel , and line employed by bass lishers on tiie Atlantic coast , and the feat ranks without a known parallel. An enterprising man , who wished'to be able to announce the first sign of spring placed a twig on which was a cocoon of a caterpillar near the stove for a week or two. The butterily was hatched in the month of March and exhibited as the first harbinger of spring. " A Philadelphia minister has even exceeded Mr. Giflbrd's denunciation of pleasure. Tie condemns not only skating-rinks and theaters , but ail church fairs and festivals , and says : "It's a shame that whenever money has to be raised for church purposes some people think it can't be done un less they must have a little fun over it. " The tunneling of Tuscarora moun tain , in Fulton county. Pennsylvania , is a gigantic work. Drills propelled by compressed air are in operation on each end of the tunnel night and day. The tunnel is already bored 1,200 feet on the west side and 1,300 on the east. As the mountain is calculated to be just one mile through the boring is now half completed. An effort has recently been made to measure the dimensions and speed of deep-sea waves with marked success. The longest wave recorded measured a half-mile from crest to crest , with a period of twenty-three seconds. Waves having a length of five hundred to six hundred feet and periods of ten to twelve seconds are the ordinary storm waves of the north Attantic ocean. It is not generally known that Ver mont has a gold mine. It is called the "Hooks , " and is located at Plymouth. From annual report it appears that the mine produced from September , 1883 , to January , 1885 , § 68,070 in gold , and paid four dividends aggregating $46- 000 , the yield varying between. $33 88 and $5059 ; while the cost declined $10 15 to $7 20 per ton for mining and milling. A colored preacher in the outskirts of Columbia , S. C. , notified his congre gation on a recent Sunday that he would not preach till he had $5. The hat was passud round , and when re turns were made $3.50 was in the pot , whereupon the preacher said he must have $1.50 more before he would preach. The hat was passed around the second time , and the $5 made up , when the congregation was treated to one of the best efforts of the thrifty pastor. From recent surveys it has been ascertained Unit the entire city of Virginia " ginia , Nevada , has moved ove"r thirty inches to the east since the big lire of 1876. The Maynard block , in Golden " Hill , is known "to be gradually sliding down in the direetion of Gold canyon , and has moved nearly two feet siucn its erection. This movement is so irradual that it does not affect in any manner the safet } ' of the building , as the ground to the depth of nearly one hundred feet to the bed rock is known to be continually sliding. It is a well- known fact among practical miners that the ground on which Virginia City is built as what is termed a slide , and that it is necessary to sink nearly one hundred feet before finding the natural bed rock. These slides are caused by the constant crumbling of the rocks on the mountain sides. The debris thus accumulated through in calculable ages is constantly grav itating downward , and in a few hun dred thousands of years what " is known as the site "of Virginia City will be nothing but barren bed rock Historical Snatches. Notes and bills first stamped. 1782. Use of quicksilver , discovered in re fining silver ore , 1510. Pens for writing were first made from qmlls in 635. Paper money first used in America , 1740. Signals at sea first devised by James H , 1665. Tulips first brought into England , 1578. 1578.Thread Thread first made at Paisley , in Scot land , iu 1722. Mortars for bombs first made in En gland , 1543. Microscopes first used in 1621 ; the double ones , 1624 ; solar microscopes invented , 1740. Letters were invented by Memnon , the Egyptian , 1822 B. C. Earthen vessels were first made by the Boinans , 715 B. C. ; the first made in It aly in 1710 ; the present improved kind originated in 1763. Insurance policies were first used in Florence in 1523 ; first society estab , lished at Hanover , 1530 ; that at Paris 1740. 1740."I "I Don't Want Ilelief , but Cure , " Is the exclamation of thousands suffer ing from catarrh. To all such we say : Catarrh can be cured by Dr. Sage's Ca tarrh Remedy. It has been done in thousands of cases ; why not in yours ? Your danger is in delay. Enclose a stamp to World's Dispensary Medical Association , .Buffalo , N. Y. , for pam phlet on this disease. Wanted a Western Drink , "Hit me with a little vitriol mixed with broken glass , " said a man who might have been taken for the worst man in the west to a Philadelphia bar tender the otlier morning ; "and fire in few rattlesnake stings along with it. I'm from Dead Man's Gulch , I am ! " "That's a western order , sir. I don't understand it , " was the reply. "Don't j'ou know what vitriol is ? " "Yes , " "Don't you know what glass is ? " "Yes. " "Don't you know what rattlesnake stings is ? " "jtfo. " "Well , throw in a little red pepper. It will make a weak drink for me , but I'll have to go you. It's a mean sec tion of the country , this. " Philadelphia News. Au Important Arrest. The arrest of a suspicious character upon his general appearance , move ments or companionship , without wait ing until he has robbed a traveler , fired a house , or murdered a fellow-man , is an important function of a shrewd de tective. Even more important is the arrest of a disease which , if not check ed , will blight and destroy a human life. The frequent cough , loss of ap petite , , general langour or debility , pallid skin , and bodily aches and pains , announce the approach of pulmonary consumption , which is promptly ar rested and permanently cured by Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery. " Sold by druggists. The "Wrong1 Note. A lady of rank , says London Truth , had received the honor of an invitation to dinner from the Princess Mary of Teck , for a day when she was engaged to dine with an'old friend. She wrote two letters one to the Princess in her sweetest manner , acknowledging the honor , etc. ; another to her friend , be ginning : "Such a bore , dear ! Fat Mary has invited mo to dinner on our day , and , of course , I must go. " To her horror she learned by the next post that her friend had the letter for the Princess in her envelope. The mischief was done , and she went prepared to throw herself at the feet of her royal hostess , when the Princess met her with open hands and smiling face as she said : "Fat Mary is very pleased to see you , and hopes you won't find her a bore. " Miss Forto'cuc , who obtained § 50COO from Lord Garmoylo , IB to marry a reporter. Weak lungs , spitting of blood , con sumption , and kindred affections , cured without phvsician. Address for treat ise , with two stamps , WORLD'S DIS PENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION , Buffa lo , N. Y. Y.A A Guaranty of Character. The primitive Baptists , says the Ogle- thorpe ( Ga. ) Echo , make it a rule to ex pel a member from the Qhurch who takes advantage of any relietiaw or refuses to pay a debt. A few months since one of this class , a pretty rough looting case , entered an Athens store nnd wanted credit for a few goods until he could sell his cotton. Not knowing his customer , the merchant refused ; but about tin's time a well-known elder of the church entered , and , tapping the farmer on the shoulder , asked : " How are you , Bro. Blank ? " "Is that gentleman a mem ber of your church , Uncle D. ? " asked the tradesman. " Oh , yes , and a good one , too , " was the reply. "Well , then , my friend , " continued the dealer , "go through this house , from , cellar to gar ret , and pick out what you wont. I will sell you the whole establishment , clerks and all , on credit , with only your relig ion as security. " It turned out that the customer was one of the solid men of Northeast Georgia. HEART PAINS. Palpitation , Dropsical Swellings , Dizziness. In digestion. Headache , Sleeplessness cured by "Wells Health Rencwer. In some states the girls can chew gum and dance at the same time. Insurance. Insurance Is a good thing whether applied to life or property * . No less a blessing is any thing that insures good health. Kidnej-"Wort does this , ft is nature's great remedy. It is a mild but efficient cathartic , and acting at the same time on the Liver , Kidneys and Bowels , it relieves all these organs and enables them to perform their duties perfectly. It has wonderful power. See advt. As spring1 aproachcs the bonnet crop Is ex pected to ripen. No bonnet , no church. When you visit New York City , via Central depot , save Baggage Eipressage and 53 Car riage Hire , and stop at tie Grand Union Hotel , opposite said depot. Six hundred elegant rooms fitted up at a cost of one million dollars ; $1 and upwards per day. European plan. Ele vator. Restaurant supplied with the best. Horse-cars , stapes and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-class hotel in the city. Nine thousand houses artTercctcd annually In London. "ROUGH ON RATS. " Clears out rats , mice , roaches , flies , ants , bedbucs , iknnkg , chipmunks , gophcra. I5c. Druggists. Edwin Wiggins , of Alaino , is lecturing : on "Mince Pie as My Mother Made It. " PnicKLT Asn BITTERS Is not an Intoxicating beverage , but a pleasant , mild laxative and ejjlclcut Tonic , actini ; directly on the Liver , Kidneys , Stomucli and Bowels. President Cleveland never nods in church. PKITOMIZED IIEEF TOXIO , the only preparation of beef containing Its EXTIKE NUTRITIOUS FJtoiT.RTiKi. It contains bluod-maklng force , ccnerI I atiiiK and life-sustaining properties ; invnlunbla for I Indigestion , dyspepsia , nervous prostration , and all forms of general debility : also. In all enfeebled con ditions , whether the result of exhaustion , nervous prostration , overwork or acute disease , particularly it resulting from pulmonary complaints. ( uswell. Haz ard < S ; Co. , 1'roprletors , XewYprt.Sold by druggists. Henry Clews says dinners are the highest and only rational way oi' entertainment. FOK Ilfea es of liurtes and cattle , nothing com pares ttlth Veterinary Carhollsalvo. It I * ttie only preparation that li n.-ca no tear ft'id limiftuhly grous tluliiirlnltiorltl-u ! . to.d by druB'BLU ao U < cents aud UX ) . Many white people patronize the Chinese theaties in California cities. If afllieted with Sore Eyes , use Dr. Isaac Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. Little Falls , N. Y. , has n skating rink , bub they don't call It the "Little Fulls rink. " "ROUIIH'ON CORN'S. " Ask for Wells' "UoiiKh on Corns. " IHc. Quick.- complete cure. Hard or sort corns , _ warts , bunion * Idaho will build a capital at a cost of SSO- GOJ. Sauce expressly for family use. Only sold In buttles. Hot and cheapest. President Cleveland shaves himself. _ For : i tonic mcdiciiio tilco Allen's Iron Tonic Hitters. All genuine lieir the signature of J. I * . Allen , Druggist , Sr. 1'aul. itlnn. _ President Cleveland is partial to poets. Brown's Bronchial Troches for Conglis and Colds ; "I think them the best and most convenient relief extant. " lieu. U. Jf. Humph rey , Gratz , Ky. Gladstone is called the Uej-Btond of Engl5oh sense and dignity. Mr. Ganz , the famous clothier on Main street , Kansas City , has had a daughter about fourteen years f age alliicted with curvature of the spine.'c arc pleased to note that Drs. Dickerson & Stark of the Surgical Institute have been successful in correcting her dc- formtty. _ The mosquito always makes himself to hum. B " You will be Happy. Make your old things look like new by using the Diamond Dyes , and you will be happy. Any of the fashionable colors for lOc at the druggists. Wells , Richardson & Co. , Burlington , Vt. A Jersey City srirl calls her bashful beau "Pity , " because he is achin * to love. Constipation is positively cured by Carter's Little Liver Pills. Not by pursing and weakening ening- the bowels , but by regulating1 nnd strengthening them. This is done by improving - ing the digestion and stimulating the liver to the proper secretion of bile , when the bowels will perform their customary functions in an easy and natural manner. Purgative pills miibt bo avoideJ. Ask for Carter's Little Liver PilK Price ST > c-ents. _ _ Boston has a man-milliner who makes too- too-utterly sweet bonnets. The mild weather , following our lotis and sevens winter , lias such a depressing effect upon the body that one teds all tired out , almost completely pros trated , the appetite is lost , and there Is no ambition to do any th Ing. Tlc whole tendency of thesystcmls downward. Hood's Sars.np.irllla Is just the medlclnu needed. It purities the Mood , sharpens the appetite , overcomes the tired feeling , and invigorates every function of the body. "My daughter had been ailing some t'me with gen eral debility , and Hood's Sarsaparlll.v was recommend ed to us. After she had taken three bottles blie was completely cured and built up. U Is with great pleas ure that I recommend Hood's S.irsaparllla. " BEN M. MIRKIKLEES. Supt. Cincinnati & Louisville Mull Line Co. , Cincinnati. J "Hood's Sarsaparllla In four weeks made me a new man. My head ceased to ache , and my whole system Is built up anew , enjoying perfect health. " I. liir.- RIXGTOX , IS ) Bank St. , N. Y. City. Hood's Sarsaparilia Sold by Jill drugglsta. SI ; sis for s . Ma-Je only l > / C.I. HOOD &CO. , Apothecaries , Lowell , Mass. iOO Doses Cne Dollar. AMTMisputelintlie BROAD GUUfticIlieW VERY BEST OPERATING , QUICKEST SELLING AND Ever offered to the public. In order to the Wood , and thus impart fre'h vlfrorW an enfccblfdbybtcni stiianito ! : fl a KB in f dlpcstlon with tin national Invlgorant IIo tcttcr'3 Stouiacl IJItters , wlilcli , by In fusing energy Intt the operations of thf stomach , promotes nay. Insures tlior oujrh digestion ant assimilation , ant consequent n u t r 1 tion. Again to ap p ctlte. vigor anc flesh. Is InvarlaW ] found to follow i course of this deserv edlv. popular tonli which is , moreover , i reliable preventlvt of malarial fevers For sale liv all Drus gisti and Deslen DR. A. G. SABIN. Twenty Tears' Experience in dlseises treitedsuccefsfull ; FEKSLE ar.dC UKED , such as Prolep BusOvirIan troubles , Inflara . , - mat Ion n-id Ulceratlons , Fall antl Displacement of thi g B ! * e\a wobBBCfe mK RJfl C rV ? * 9 Bl HI % . AVomb. Si > lnil Weakness , ant ffSCiiB H tLSJfl-B Chance of Life , nnd all form "i " . , - * > of KII "EV troubles. Cai plaints and weaknesse- common to womankind Luns diseases. Liver complaints and all diseases of i private nature successfully treated. CA > CEK ! treated and cured. Letters of Inquiry confidentially answered. Address DR. A. C. SAlSIIs. liesitrice , Neb. The Mirror is no flatterer. Would you make it tell a sweeter tale ? Magnolia Balm is the charm er that almost cheats the looking-glass. [ cOPYRIOHTro'J. Z x o UJX m z o > 2&PEBi SsssosBiiS' [ COPYRIGHTED/ ] SATISFACTION GUAnANTEED. H. H. WAHNEE & CO. , Kochestor , N. Y. FOR SKIN1 ERTJPTIOETS AND BAD BLOOD. S1.OO H , H , WARNER & Co. , Rochester , H , Y , W.T. HUDSON , of nrownvllle , Ala. , makes afll- davlt that four bottlesof Wainor'B TIWICANOK. The Jiest , cured him of a case of blood polsonliiK of twenty yean. ' FOR SPRINGSUM'MER WEAKNESS , S X . O O A. JB O TJC1 Xj E. H , H , WARNER & CO. . Rocliesler. H , Y. REV. TVM. TVATSOJT. TVatcrtown. X. T. . re ports that his wife Is Indebted to a thorough tone of the system and restoration 'of her strength to War ner's Tii'1'KCANOE , The ttest. IB a iu > ua a t v& v& u u a 606 & 608WYAHDOTTE ST. , KANSAS CITY , MO. " " 2egnlirGraiMtoIalIeiIlas. ITyrspractlM 10 in Chicaco. Authorized to treat all Chronic. Nervous nnd Special Diseanes , Seminal Weakness ( Night Losses ) , Sex- I uul Dslillily [ Loss of Sezunl 1'owi-rI.Ae. UuarantjCifreor money refunded. Clmreef _ _ ' low. AKeintl cspcrience ate important. No mercury or Injurious medicines used. No tune lottfrom biuiness. Fatienti from a distance treated by moil iledi- ctnes sent everywhere free from gaze or breakage State your cm ft"d send for terms. Cuniultation free HHU conllclciitial , A COOK for both ieze > , illutt d , iut tcaled furCcm stamps. IfiftBloHlRHEUBIATICCURE. ATI C * RRTheGREAT TURKISH A POSITIVE CURE for nHEUM ATISM. $500 for any casethii treatment tails to cure or help Greatest di < cover jn &nnalt of tredicme One dose gUes relief * itfew do e * re- moyei fever and pain in jo-nU , Cure completed in 5to 7 days. Bend statement of on c with stamp tor Circulars. Call , or ad. Dr.Henderson,606WyandottoSi.KaneasCity.Mo. In Sheep , Russia and Turkey Bindings. Get tiie Standard. I Webster it h < J 118,000 "Words , 3000 Ensjravinfjs , nnd a Is'eiv Uiojjrupliical dictionary. Standard in Gov't J'rintint : Office. 32,000 copies in Public Schools. Sale 20 to 1 of any otlier scries , i aid to make a Tamily intollicrnt. Uest help for SCIIOT AKS , TEACHERS i-ml SCHOOLS. JZ3"The vocabulary contains 3000 more words than are found in any other American Dictionary. The Unabridged is now supplied , nt a small ad ditional cost , with DENISOX'S PATENT REFERENCE IKD3SX. The Greatest improvement in hook-making that has been made in a hundred vears. " G. &C. MERRIAM & CO. , Pub'rsSpringfiedMas3. Send for Circulars. CEO. IJ. It ATIUJUIiy , Principal. I have a r isltUo remedy for the nboro dlieaso ; by Us nao thousatflsofcasesot tlio woret kind and of long tandlnir hava been cured. Indeed. K InlUeHcacr.thatlirill 8 ndTWO BOTTLES FREE , tS-etherwitn aTA t.UABI.ETBEATISE on thli dlieuo fferer. Glvoexprpisindr O.addr st. BLocUM , 181 PearlSt. , Now Tork. R. THAT Lorillard's Climax Plug bcarine a rtd tin tag ; that Lerillord'a Roffe Lienf fine cut ; that Lorlllard' . Clippings , and.that Lorillard's Snnfli , ar the best * na cheapest , quality considered J Wholesale anri Retail R S\S \ 3 T DEWEY & STONE , Omaha , Neb. Bro. Jonathan's Jokes 80pnge3.Hlustratcd. Sent ; _ Postpald.forTwelTe Cents , Cxultlcr Hocse. 29 * SI EccluunSL , Sew lock. Ask your dealer for a CAPITAli CITY WHIP and be surprised. Theyaresomethlngwonderful. In- Ustonyourdcalerorderlngthe CAPITAL CITV WHIP , I' they do not carry them In stock. A. J. Gusttn & Co. , Lincoln. X eb. ' _ _ _ _ DUB'S BtlKa ELIXIR Ui.n.it Wr k < < 7 < . X. I.I. a. M tk * ° i. lr work. Til m * M&tf.t | . * lk - . - L. A. L. BiUIU A U ) . , lUUno , Ob Pfll I FCF Omaha Commercial. Send name for UULLtOti Catalogue and sni-dmcn of pcnman- ship. M , G. ItUIIItBOUUII , Principal. Jlorphlno Habit Cared in 1O to "O days. Xop.iy till cured. DK. J. STZPiigxs. Lebanon. Ohio. Sample Boot , Premtara Llit , Price Lt J CARDS lent free. TI.S.Qu-d Co. , Centerbrook , Cons 1 rrosrcutr the Sirtiidlcm ill If when you cnlt for Hop Bitters ( see yretn clusttrof JFaps on the while label ) the tlruirgfot hands out any stutl callal C. D. Wnruer't German Hop Hitters or with other "Hop" name , refuse it uiiil shun that druggist as you would a viper ; and if he ) ias taken your money to : the stun" , indict him for tlm fraud , and sue him for damages for the swindle , and we will rcuard jou liberally for the convic tion. "IHare Suffered ! With every disease imaginable for the last three years. Our Druggist , T. .1. Anderson , recommending "Hop'mttfrs" to me , I used two bottles ! Am entirely cured and heartily recommend Hop Bitters to i very one. . J. 1) . Walker , BucUner , Mo. Coiinterfeitiitf1'roces Superiority , "Although counterfeiting' is one of the " greatest crinr-s ajiainot the" business of any couutrv. and in mauv eases "Destructive of he'altli and life ! " "It proves beyond a doubt the" "Supt-rioiity - Of the article c > umterfcitcd ; As no iitjerfor article ixerercottnterjcitul. Proof ot this is found in the great number in "Australia , England , France , 'Germany , India , lie'guin ' , Canada and the U & " " * Of counterfeits of the great remedy , ' Hop Bitters , " Whose namu and merits am so well known the world over that it is a "Shining mark mid favorite prey "For Couiitt-rftiters ! ! ! " Beware of all that docs not have a green , cluster of hops on the white label. Froiecttle the Swindlers ! ! ! If when you call for Hop Hitters ( see green cluster of Hops on the \vnire Intiul ) the drug gist hands you out any btnir called C. L > . War ner's Gorman Hop JMters or with other "Hop" name , refuse it and shun that drug gist as you would n viper ; and if ho has ttken your money for the htuff , indict him lor the fraud and sue him for damages for the swin dle , nnd wo will reward you liberally for the conviction. Doctor. "Yes : yon are bilious. Jaet pet a bor of Wright's Indian Vegetable Tills ; they will cure yon.- FOR S5LIOUS COMPLAINTS. ' < BUions Complaints are caused by torpidity , con gestion , or the nlccration of the liver. - , The eymptoma are dark , greasy , yellow Ekin , a , brown orwlutiahcoatto the tongue , appetite nc-i ular , often a dry congh at night * The elan sometimes breaks out into pimples nnd 6oresandthewhoesystemiaoutof ! order. Wright's Indian Vegetable JL'ills are one of the very beef remedies known for any form of tKese troubles , and will certainly relieve the sufferer. They are purely' vegetable , made from the best drugs by competent hands , and give satisfaction. They are very gentle in their action , causing nogripingornnpleafantfeel- imj to the most delicate. A. trial will convince any one troubled with biliousness th.it Wright' * In. diun Vegetable Pilla is the medicine ho needs. * * LYD1A E. PUJKHANJ'S . . VEGETABLE COMPOUND . * IS A POSITIVE CORE FOIl . All those pnlnfnl Complaints * and \ \ enltiirsscs so common * * * * to our licit * * * * * * * * * * * * FIJULE : POPULATION. * J'rlee $1 la llijaiJ , pl'l nr lozenge funn. * Tts purpose is eolclu for the legitimate healing of disease anil the relief of pnii , and that it dues all it claims to tlo , t&ovstintls of ladies car gladly testify. * * It will euro entirely all Ovarian tronMcs.lnlUuma * tion and Ulcemtion , Falling and Diip'accments , and consequent Spinal "Weakness and is particularly. adapted to the change of life. * * * * * * * * * . ' ItremorcsFaintm.-ssFtitulcncy.destroysa'IcraTinff for stimulant * , and relieves Weakness of the Stomach. 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