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. : ' Beati .Bellamy' Time. UtopU seemed a step nearer for au tomoblll8ts In Chicago, when plans iwere announced for an apartment building In which every flat will have Us own garage. Dwellers In these unique . apartments can step directly irom their Jiving rooms Into their mo , tor cars, 'be conveyed to the street by a mammoth elevator, and drive away aerenely. without having lifted a foot since they entered the automobile. This 'plan- Is announced in behalf of Laverne W. Noyes of the Aeromoter company, ..The structure is to be at Elm street and the Lake Shore drive. From the bottom to the top of the " structure, which: is l designed to be seven storleB high, ."with each floor de voted to a single suite, will run the ele vator, largo enough to accommodate the largest of automobiles for private use." kI CivillxatlotXt. Football. . " It is stated that the gift of 1150,000 recently received by Columbia uni versity Was given as the result of the university s action In abolishing root ball. The money was given by Mrs. Maria H. -Williamson of New York Cltyito endow a chair for instruction in the origin and development of civil- , ization. " . r Don't waste money , on a patent when you inveni an excime. FRANK P. LEWIS, PoorU, 01. Originator of the Tin Foil Smoker Tack ' age. The man who has made Lewis' Single Binder Straight 5c Cigar I amoui among smokers throughout the West . A lazy man's Idea of success Is to b unable to lind work. Worth Knowing . that Alloock's are the oriirinal and only genuine porous plaster j all other so-called porous plasters are Imitations. Fools rush In where, angels feur to wed. , i A GUARANTEED CURE FOR TILES. ItchlUK. llllnd, lllpcillna. l'rutniillnK Pile. Irue Ctfl aro authorised to refund money If PAZO I.NTMEST lulli lo cure In H ueye. Sou. "You Bay Mint yon made some good New Year's resolution. W'liut had habits did you decide to qnlt ?" "Only sue, I ruHolved to quit being a quitter." Woman's Trials. . The hitter trail In a woman's life Is to be childless. Who can toll how hard the struggle may have bwnere she learnt to resign liflrself to her lonely lot? The ab sence of tliis link to bind marital lite together, the ahxencn of this one riled ire to mutual affection Is a common dlsap- Kuutmmiu many nntortunate couples (come entranced thereby. Even If tney - do not drift apart, one may read the whole ' extent of their disappointment in the eyes of such a childless couple when they rest on the chililrou of others. To them the largest family docs not seem too numerous. In many cases of barrenness or child lessness the obstacle to child-bearing Is easily removed by the cure of weakness on the part of the woman. Dr. Pierce's Fa vorite Prescription has Iweu the means of - restoring health anil (niilfiilness to many a barren woman, to tho great joy of the household. In other, but rare cases, the obstruction to the bearing of children hat been found to be of a surgical character, but easily removable by painless operative treatment at tho Invalids' Hotel and Sur gical Institute. Buffalo, N. Y., over which Dr. Pierce of the " Favorite Proscription" ' fame presides. In all cases where chil . dren are desired and are absent, an effort - should be made to find out the real cause, since it Is generally so easily removed by proper treatment. In all the various weaknesses, displace ments, prolapsus. Inflammation and de bilitating, catarrhal drains and in all cases of nervousness and debility, Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription Is the most efficient remedy thatcan possibly be used. It has to its credit hundreds of thousands of cures more In fact than any other remody put up for sale through druggists, espeoiully for woman's use. The Ingredi ents of which the Favorite Prescription ' is composed have received the most ; positive endorsement from the leading , medical writers on MnttrUi 3fm of all the several schools of practice. All the ilngredlenU are printed in jirn English on the wrapper enclosing the bottle, so 'that any woman making use of this ! famons medicine may know Madly what she is taking. Dr. Pierce takes his pa tients Into his full confidence, which he can afford to f.o as the .formula after which thei AFavrtrlto Prescription". Is made will-bear the most careful exam ination. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the best and safest laxative for women. W. N. U DENVER.- -NO. 7. 1906. When Answering Advertisements Kindly Mention This Paper. tr' iiiiifiyvV ; ro J. TOO LAI E ON THE LAST DAY. Horrible Thought That Occurred to Procrastinating Individual. Senator Frye was wont to tell this one on ex-Senator Howard of. Lewis ton. Me., explaining that in the early days of his business career his fond ness for sleep was almost the cause of his undoing. It was Howard's invariable rule to take "another wink" after being called in the morning, and almost as In variably did he arrive at business from thirty minutes to one hour late. On sundry occasions he was known to stay out with "the boys," and on one particular occasion was Induced to partake of the grape juice to such an extent that his companions decided to play a very practical Joke on him. by placing nlm In an undertaker's shop to sleep In a casket In the early dawn Mr. Howard awoke, stretched and sat up. In hor ror he beheld the empty caskets about him, and in a fleeting second his past career passed before his mental vision, till, raising his hands aloft, he exclaimed, while beads of perspiration stooa on ms ghastly brow: "For the last time too late too late for the resurrection." CATS TRAINED AS RETRIEVERS. Proof That Ancient Egyptians Used Their Pets. So "It is claimed," said a Chicago anti quary, "that cats may be trained as retrieves trained to swim to your slain birds, and (bring them back to you in their mouths. The thing sounds Incredible. But look here." He held up the photograph of an an cient Egyptian painting. Men with spears rode on the Nile. In some ol the boats large .cats sat on their haunches In the stern, while toward others several cats swam with dead birds in their mouths. "This picture," said the antiquary, "proves that the Egyptians used cats for hunting dogs. If they, why not we? The original of the picture is in the British museum, where there are also several pieces of carving that dis play the cat In the role of a retriever." Tricks of Autograph Hunters. Some autograph hunters' tricks are revealed In the Connoisseur. George Eliot was taken in by a lady who en listed her sympathy In fictitious social work. Another wrote to Ruskln " B touching letter of supplication which elicited no reply. She wrote again in a tone of almost piteous entreaty, but still silence. Then she adopted another name and nddress, became the bogus secretary of an Imaginary art club for young students in a prov incial town, and Invited Mr. Ruslslr, to come down and deliver an address. The simple-minded author wrote back a long, delightful letter, asking to be excused from giving an address un til the club had made some progress, but imparting much admirable coun sel and useful rules of guidance. "Esplanade" and "Boulevard." Both "esplanade" and "boulevard are military terms by origin. The original "boulevard" was a bulwark or horizontal part of the rampart and an "esplanade", was originally the glacia or slope of the counterscarp of a for tified place. A writer 200 years ago noted that the word boulevard was "now chiefly taken for the void space between the glacis of a Itadel and Ihe first houses of a town." Hence Its extension to other "void spaces" suitable for promenading. The old French "esplanade" was defined by Cotgrave as "a planing, leveling, even ing of ways," from Latin "explanare," to smooth or flatten out, whence the English words "explain" and "expla nation." Heroines. Old and New. Most modern heroines are married women, whereas the nice ones in thakespeare and in novels before 1890 were almost always unwedded maids. You like Beatrice and Por tia and, above all things, Rosalind. You do not lose your heart to Lady Macbeth (though a fine figure of a woman) and you do npt desire to com pete with Othello In the affections of Desdemona. This may be a too nice morality, but to Victorian tastes even widows, in novels at least, come under the ban of the elder Mr. Wei ler. Nobody but Col. Esmoni'. ever cared for Lady Castlewood an?. Dob bin is alone in his passion for Aniella. London Post. ' An Alarming Blunder. A young lady living In Paris teTent ly viHlted her Bister's family and left them in perfect health. The ne.Tt day a letter arrived from the Blcha Hos pital announcing her death at tOnt in stitution, and caused deep grief rinong her relatives, who thought sho had met with a fatal accident. That men lug, however, the supposed deceased appeared at the house safe and sttind. It appears that she had been under treatment at the hospital some time ai;o, and her name, through "an rvror, was given to another patient, who subsequently died. Most Ancient Coins. The Parian Chronicle ascrlbi the first coinage of copper and t-tlver money to Pheldon, king of Argcs In Aegina, 895 B. C, which Aellan corro borates; and the best numlsniHtr; an tiquaries agree In conHlderinR the coins of Aeginn, from tholr arf halc form and appearance, as the mosfi an cient known. The coins of Lydla Prob ably come next In antiquity, and then tlv early Dorics of the Persian kings, which occur both In gold and silver, n'nd bear a strong resemblance to the coins of Aeglna. DEATH SEEMED NEAR. How a Chicago Woman Found Help When Hope Was Fast Fading Away. Mrs. E. T. Gould, 914 W. Lake Street, Chicago, 111., says: "Doan's Kidney Pills are all that saved me from death, of Blight's Disease, that I know. I had eye trouble, back ache, catches wnen lying abed or when bending over, was languid and often dizzy and had sick headaches and bearing down pains. The kid ney secretions were to copious and frequent, and very bad in appear ance. It was in 1903 that Doan's Kid ney Pills helped me so quickly and cured me of those troubles and I've seen well ever since." Sold by all dealers. SO cents a box. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. According to the statement of Mrs, Williamson she considers the abolish ing of football one of the greatest steps In the Interest of civilization that have been taken in many years, WILD WITH ITCHING HUMOR. Eruption Broke Out In Spots All Over Body Cured at Expense of Only $1.25 Thanks Cutlcura. The Cutlcura Remedies cured me of my skin disease, and I am very thank ful to you. My trouble was eruption of the skin, which broke out in spots all over my body, and caused a con tlnual itching which nearly drove me wild at times. I got medicine of a doctor, but it did not cure me, and when I saw in a paper your ad, I sent to you for the Cutlcura book and I studied my case In it. I then went to the t'rug store and bought one cake of Cutlcura Soap, one box of .Cutlcura Ointment and one vial of Cutlcura Pills. From the first application I re ceived relief. I used the first set and two extra cakes of Cutlcura Soap, and was completely cured. I had suffered for two years, and I again thank Cutl cura for my cure. Claude N. John .son, Maple Grove Farm, R. F. D. 2, Walnut. Kan., June 15, 1905." It may be all right for a girl to learn skating from a teacher in a corres pondence school 1,000 miles away, hut a young man with a strong right arm right here at home Is better. Garfield Tea, Mild Laxative, Regulates the Liver, Kidneys, Stom ach and Bowels, cures Constipation and Sick Headache. Send this notice with your name and address fo the Garfield Tea Co.. Brooklyn, N. Y., for free sample package. Sold at all drug stores. Send us the name of your druggist. MILLIONS OF TROUT Streams Stocked by Denver & Rio Grande Railroad. Fishing is going to be unusually good along the lines of the Denver & Rio Grande railroad In the next two or three years. It is good every summer, because for some years past the streams have been systematically stocked all over the state, but it is bound to be better. More was done in that direction In 1905 than ever be fore. Maj. S. K. Hooper has been hav ing some figures made showing the number of fish put out. In the year 1904 the road transported and helped place 6,32C,000 young trout In the streams. Of these 3,930,000 came from the state hatchery. Last year the Denver & Rio Grande distributed 7,009,000 young fish in Col orado and Utah. Of these 2,907.000 came fronrthe state hatcheries and 4, 702,000 came from the government hatchery at Leadville. The fish are put in when about two Inches long and "big enough to care for tht-mselves They were about equally divided as between native, brook and rainbow trout. The distribution in the streams was as follows: COIiORADO. Headwaters Arkunsas river Hiid tributaries 1.10C.000 Gunnison river and tributnvleH l,5a.ri,000 Tributaries ol me urium near Olenwood . ti..noo Kuifle river . 4S7.0HO Hio Ornnde and tributaries . . . J.dfiS.VOO South Arkunsas west of Sulida arid.. ml liolores and tributaries ZKii.UuO UncompahKre mid tributaries. IMH.imo 81111 Juan and tributaries fi7J.(iO Alliums inf,.(iuo (iritnd Mesu lukes ............. Hf..i0 Miscellaneous 145.000 . fTAH. Provo river and various Vtnh su earns - 4T.4.000 Total . . . 7.!'.t;!UHU A BOY'S BREAKFAST There's a Natural Food That Makes Its Own Way. There's a boy up In Hooslek Falls, N. Y.. who Is growing into sturdy manhood on Grape-Nuts breakfasts, It might have been different with him, as his mother explains: "Mv ll-vear-old boy Is large, well developed and active, and has been made' so by his fondness for Grape Nuts food. At five years he was a very nervous child and was subject to frequent aWacks of indigestion which used to rob him of his strength snd were very troublesome to deal with. He never seemed to care for anything' for his breakfast until I tried Grape-Nuts, and I have never had to change from that. He makes his entire breakfast of Grape-Nuts food. It is always relished by him and he says that it satisfies him bet ter than the ordinary kind of a meal. "Better than all he Is no longer troubled with indigestion or nervous ness, and has got to be a splendidly developed fellow since he began to use Grape-Nuts food." Name given by Posttim Co., Battle Creek, Mich. There's a reason. Read the little book, "The Road to Wellyllle." In pkgs. More Flexible and Lasting, won't shake out or blow out; by using Defiance Starch you obtain better re sults than possible with any rfther brand and one-third more for "fame money. A man's first wife may be bis Ideal, but lila second la apt to bo a better cook. Ulch,' Juicy Eadishei Tree. TVorvWItr lnr micv. tender radishes. Salzer Wows this, hence he offers to send you absolutely free aulhcient raaian seen 1 . 1 K. , . Bll Him. o Keep you in xenuer muumw mer long and his great SALZZR'S BABQAra SEED BOOK. with its wonderful surprises and great bargains in seeds at bargain prices. it. Tlie Minrmnn emus on our seed farms the past season compel us to issue this special catalogue. SEW) THIS HOTICS TO-DAT. and receive thfe radishes and the wonder ful Bargain Book free. Kemit 4c and we aaa, a pacKage or. ir jnoa. tne most insniouauie, ocmou, beautiful annual flower. John A. Salzer Seed Co., Lock Drawer W..L Crosse, Wis. . Kisses cannot be copyrlsrhted wiiicli is fortunate for those who print them. Insist on Getting It Some grocers say they don't keep Defiance Starch because they have a stock on hand of 12 oa. brands, which they know cannot be sold to a custo mer who has once used the 16 oz. pkg. Defiance Starch for same money. Some men work an empty honor for all there Is in It. Fiso's Cure is the bet medicine we ever used for all uflr-i-tlons of the tb-.-out and lunirs. Wet. O. Endblit, Vanburen, Indi, Feb. 10, 11)00. Almost every man has ,nn untried (tt-rioh-nilck Rcheme Mint looks lit .;ihv as Kitting money from home in u letter. TO VVKK A COT.D TBf ONK DAY Tike LAX ATI VK IlKoMO Ottlntne TaMeta. Drug KlKta rvruwl money If It futla to i-iire. K. W. GKOVK'S uliPiature Hon each box. 23c. A burtender doesn't have to be mai lriu uitisl to Uruw a schooner. Mr. Window's Rooming Sjrnp. For rtillftrtm toMblDie, ioftDfc the gtimi, roaut6 ay dnuiMUiiu,ftllytpala,curewJidcollu. IttuabulU Mnny a silver wedding is really Filver-nlutcd one. CITC rrannt,Mlr"t. NofltnorfterTmiiinMnaftpr II I d llrnlilftT'nilH of Dr. Kllnt.'ntlit St-rv Henlur rr Hend ror KKKE '4.00 trial Uottli- anil Irr.cl.e. Ml. K. H. k I.I.St. Lta .Kll arvri turret, i'Mladrlplila, l a. 'v'The first cigar I smoked cost me twenty cents. "you most have hud an awfully cheap doctor." Superior quality and extra quantity must win. This is why Defiance Starch is taking the place of all others. It's impossible to convince, a plrl that exercise at u washtub Improves the complexion. I There is only One Genuine-SyrUp Of FigS, The Genuine is Manufactured by the California Pig Syrup Co. The full name of tho company, California Pis' Syrup Co lm printed on the front of every package of the genuine. The Genuine- Syrup Packages Only, Knowing the above will enable one to avoid the fraudulent imita tions made by piratical concerns and sometimes offered by unreliable dealers. The imitations are known to act injuriously and should therefore be declined. j) Buy the genuine always if you wish to get its beneficial effects. It cleanses the system gently yet effectually, dispels colds and headaches when bilious or 'constipated, prevents fevers and acts best on the kidneys, liver, stomach and bowels, when a laxative remedy is needed by men, women or children. Many millions know of its beneficial effects from actual use and of their own personal knowledge. It is the laxative remedy of the well-informed. Always buy the Genuine- Syrup of Figs " MANUFACTURED BY THE (Alif Louisville, My, PUTNAM FADELESS DY-ES Color mom ooodi brloMer and fatter colon than any other dre. One 10c packaoa colore all Ibtra. They dre In cold water better than an other dm You Oan di an garment without ripping apart. Write lor free booklet-How to Die, Bleach and Mil Colon. MONRO DRUQ CO., Unlonvlll; Mfmourk fece) (ccc) (ccc; ;aca- q a Post c! Honor for yea end a cc&3 Income 11 yon are willing to work. Pcrtlcmlars will be sent upon reqnest XL S. nOWLAND, 1 lilasMaca Avenue. New York City. rj U rj c ;cae Cccc, ii ii 1 1 aawaweaawaa.-jeaMMWMa. aTtrained nurse I I- I After Years cf Experience, Advises Women In Regard to Their Health. Afrs. Martha Pohlmaa of 65 Chester Avenue, f "Z- y i Newark, N. J., who is a V1 - J gTadur.te Nurse from the lilocklcy Training School, at Philadelphia, and for six years Chief Clinio Nurse at the Philadelphia Hospital, writes the letter printed below She has the advantage of personal experience, besides her professional education, and what she has to say -may be absolutely relied upon. Many other women are) afilicted as she was. They can regain health in the same way. It is prudent to heed such advice from such a source. Mrs. Pohlman writes: , "I am firmly persuaded, after ei"ht years of experience Vegetable Compound, that it W nrr Is the safest and best medicir i-"urlV for any sullering woman to uao." . " Immediately after my marriage I found that my health bean to fail me. I be came weak and pole, with severe bcarinp;-down pains, fearful backaches ana fre quent dizzy s)olls. Tho doctors prescribed for me, yet I did not improve. I would bloat after eating, and frequently become nauseated. I fond 1ams down througn my Jirabs so I could lardly walk. It was as bad a case of female trouble as I have ever known. Lydia E. I'inUham's Vegetable Compound, however, cured me within four mouths. Since that 'time I have had occasion to recommend it to a number of patients sufferine from all forma of female dilliculties, and I find that while it Is considered unprofessional to rec ommend a patent medicine, I can honestly recommend Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable t'oinjiound, for I have found that it cures female ills, where all other medicine foils. It Is a grand medicine for sick women." . ifloney cannot buy Btich testimony as this merit alone can produce such re sults, and the ablest specialists now agree that L.wlia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound is the most univer sally successful remedy for all female diseases known to medicine. When womea are troubled with ir regular, suppressed or painful periods, weakness, displacement or ulceration of the female organs, that bearing down feeling, inflammation, backache, bloating (or flatulence), general debili ty. Indigestion, and nervous prostra tion, or are beset with such symptoms as dizziness, faiutness, lassitude, excita Lydla E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Succeeds Where Others FalL of Figs- Is for Sale, in Original by Reliable Druggists Everywhere PMCE FIFTY CENTS FEB. BOTTII 1 U Boa a 1' 1 bility, Irritability, nervousness, sleep lessness,, melancholy, "all-gone" and " want-to-be-lef t-alone" feelings, blues and hopelessness, they should remem ber there is one tried and true remedy. L,yuia a. rinknams Vegetable Com pound at once removes such troubles. Bo other female medicine in the) world has received such widespread and unqualified endorsement. The needless suffering of women from diseases peculiar to their sex is terrible to see. The money which they pay to doctors who do not help them is an enormous waste. The pain is cured and the money is saved by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. It is well for women who are ill to write Mrs. rinkham, at Lynn, Mass. The present Mrs. Pinkham is the daughter-in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham, her assistant for many years before her decease, and for twenty - five years since her advice has been freely given to sick women. In her great experi ence, which, covers many years, she has probably had to deal with dozens ol cases lust like vours. Bar adviua is strictly confidential. mi my ' t - . r" iFREE atlTM taM-lol 1IU itru'ilonsfor tiift moat utioatnU enltlT&tlon o( rwh lMao( Tanuti. tnd lor voim rt TTf Ti 1 f Jon av.mohh I. I ' SiioceBsfully Prosocutn Clnlmn, Br Jit. Prlnolp.l Eiamtnar u H. f.nalOD burtwit. ly ra in oItU war, 16 wuuiuatlui; olaiiua, wily aiuo. 1 tnKi -t u usi rutj. ..11 I I leaiooutiiivrup. Ta.-iM (IihmL uao i 1 Ultima. C.i J "(f rtHii..'iri. I 1 it? 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