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. r.. , GAJtilXOXO OUTLOOK. j COMPÜETE AND NOISY MEAL Traveled Ourely Well Fitted With Abundance of Nourishment and "Music." TI10 longest and noisiest illnuor that Air. James Blbrco, Jr., tho author of "A Naturalist In Madagascar," over at tended was given by tho governor ot ft town called Ankarana, About a acore of officers woro at the tablo and seyon ladle. After n long graco by tho pas tor, dinner was brought In, and consist ed of tho following coursos: First, curry; second, roobo; third, pigeons and waterfowl; fourth, chick en cutlets and poached eggs; fifth, beef sausages; sixth, boiled tongviV; seventh, sardines; eighth, plfs Ut ters; ninth, fried imnannsj tc;WJr.in cakes; elaventh, manioc; 'twelfth, dried bananas. v . And lastly, says Mr. Blbrco, when 1 thought everything musl'havo bcon solved, enrao haunches df roast beef. . Clarot went about vory frooly, end at length romo much strongor liquor; and the healths of tho queen, "Our friends, tho two forolgnors," then hose ot thb primo minister, chief sec retary and chief Judge, wore all drunk twlco ovor, the governor's coming last; and each was followed by mu-. Bical and drum honors. Tlicro was n big drum Just outsldo on tho veranda, as well as two small ones, besides clarlncU and flddlos, and theso wcro In full play almost all tbo timo. TI1011 tho room was flllod by n crowd of servants and aides do camp, and tho shouting ot overyono, from tho governor down, was deafen ing. Tho old gentleman directed overy thing and overyono. I was glad when I could talco my leave, after two hours' silting, but I was not to leave qulotly. Tho governor took mo by tho hand and: escorted mo homo, whllo tho big drum was hammered at ahead ot us all tho way. Youth's Compnnlon. What Was In the Barrel? McTavlsh was accused of having Illicit whisky In his possession. A re luctant witness admitted that ho know ot n suspicious barrel going to tho ac cused. "Now," said tho prosecuting coun sel, warntnRly, "remember, you are on oath. What was In tho barrel?" "Wool," ropllcd tbo witness, "thoro .was 'McTavlsh markod on a'o ond of tho barrel, and 'whisky' on the other, hut being on oath, your honor, 1 couldna sny whether It was whisky or 'McTavlsh that was In tho barrel." The Paternal Opinion. "My Bon," said old Mr. Pobblcscopo, "I seo a disposition ,on your part to lead a fnst life. 11 yóu persist In this courso I will havo to tako drastic mensures to reform you," "What will you do, pop?" "I'll cut oft your allowanco and you'll havo to earn every cent you spfcnd. In that caso I figuro that n Joy rldo on a trolley car will bo about your limit." ' Qolnrj Up. ' "What Is tho reason Ice Is so high this Mimmcr?" Inquired tho lady or iiio houso. "It's lllto dill," said tho Iceman. ''Tho early part of the summer was so cool that tbero wasn't much do mnnd for Ico, so wo had to ralso the prlcq so we could mnka a living." Daily Building To be continually well, calls for food that contains elements that surely build up the whole system body, nerves and brain. Grape-Nuts made from whole wheat and mnltcd barley con tains the full nutriment of the grain, including the mineral salts, so essential to balanced re-building. Grape-Nuts, partially prcdigested, agrees splend idly with child or adult. Requires little work from the digestive organs and is quickly absorbed by the system, generally in about one hour. lliqusands have found h. helping hand in Grape Nuts food "There's a Reason" Sold by Grocers. CONDENSATION OF FRESH NEWS THE LATEST IMPORTANT DI8 PATCHES PUT INTO SHORT, CRISP PARAGRAPHS. STORY OF THE WEEK SHOWING THE PROGRESS OF EVENTS IN OUR OWN AND FOREIQN LANDS. Wtatnn Newppr Union ! Birvle. ABOUT THE WAR ücnornl Funston sont a battalion ot tho Ninth Infantry to Urownsvillo, Tex. Tho English oast coast was again raided by norman nlrcraft. Six per tons wcro killed and twenty-throe In jured. President Wilson on return to Washington approved and signed peaco appeal to Mexican factions drafted by I'au-Amorlcan diplomats. General Villa notifies United Statos government ho will agrco to n truco with his opponents during timo re quired for holding peaco conference. Allies begin n now drlvo against Constantinople, In hopo ot rcllovlng Hussla, and Gen. Hamilton reports sapturo of Important Turkish posi tions, Disaster has befallen three war ships In tho naval activities ot tho war, They are tho British auxiliary cruiser llaniBoy, tho Uerman auxiliary cruiser Meteor and tho Austrian sub marino U-12. Bonding ot bnttleshlps to Vera Cruz officially doscrlbed ob precautionary measures to afford asslstunca to for eigners. Bccretnry Daniels snys ho does not contemplate sending moro than two ships south at thu present time. Governor Ferguson of Texas, np pealed to President Wilson for moro trooprt In HIo Orando valley, declaring' Bltuntlon perilous and grave, nnd Is doubtful It stato forces can control It. "Ilelgn of torror exists on border," ho says. Dcsperato German attacks on tho roads botwecn Chelm nnd Vladovn have bcon repulsed by tho Russians with extremely heavy losses to tho Germans, according to an official statement Issued at tho headquarters ot tho Itusslan general staff. 1 Tho Russian war offlco In nn offi cial communication admits tho evacu ation of tho towns ot Sokolow, Slcdlco and Lukow, to the cast of Wnrsaw, but claims that tho Germans In the region ot Itlga under Gen. Von lino low havo been drlvon back and that near Kovno, under tho pressuro of the Russians, (hoy liuvo abandoned their atiack. Tho British warship Ilumsoy was sunk In tho North Sen by the German steamer Meteor, It was officially an nounced In London, Tho sinking ot ton moro craft was nunounccd. They woro tho llrltlsh stenmor Oukwood, tho Norwegian hark Mornn, tho Trench bark Francois- nnd seven trawlers tho Young Admiral, tho (leorgo ürabho, Illustrious, t'nlm, Trovlro, Wolcomo and Utopia. The crews woro saved, WESTERN Sept. 2 will bo "Tnft Day" nt tho I'aunnia-l'iiclflc exposition. Twelve hundred tonmstcrs went out on strlko In St. l.auls Friday. A movement to keep the California expositions opon next year wns Initi ated by tho Salt Lake, Utuh, Commer cial Club. Flro that destroyed business prop erty valued nt about 1500,000 In San Bnlvador, capital of Bnlvudor, was re ported nt San Francisco. In a fight nenr Morccdes, Hidalgo county, Tox., threo Mexican bandits aro rcportod ns having been killed In o fight with rangers, The Toxns bor der guards captured twenty two horses of tho peons. It wns also reported that troops hnd chuscd tho band of huudtts across tho Itlo Orando. According to word recelvod from New York, Mnrjorlo Hamilton, tho principal witness In Ihv prosecution of the government In Denver against her (ccoud husband, Wullor C. Cunning hnm, who modo a fortuno in a "int roduction" euro. Is now Mrs. Lynmnn of New York and tho mother of a baby girl. WASHINGTON Bfctiator Warren of Wyoming has been notified that the reclamation scrvlco will open bids In Denver Sept. 8 for tho first ten miles of tho Fort Laramie reclamation project to Irrí galo 120,000 acres In Go-men park, Wyoming und Nebraska, at an ulti mata cost ot 11,600,000. FOREIGN aon. Hnron G. vonScheffor-Hoyndel has bcon appointed governor of War saw, Tho bodies ct threo Mexicans were found near Santa Maria, about twenty miles northwost ot Brownsville, Tex. Maria Cecelia Natalio Janotha, court plañíalo to Kmperor William, was arrested In London nnd deported from Tilbury. Tho Portuguese crutsor flepubllcn foundered on tho rocks ot Erlcclrn, twenty-two miles northwest ot Lisbon, and Is n total lots. Pavlof volcano, situated on tho Alaska peninsula, was In full erup tion tho night of July 23, last, with flames shooting from tho crater. Tho 4,038-ton Swedish steamer Kir una, from Philadelphia tp Stockholm, has gono ashore on tho Skerries is lands, sixty miles west of Liverpool. A spcclul Irado Issued by "tho Sul tan nt Constantinople makes public drunkonncss n crlmo punlshablo by military court-martial. 'Tbo order will bt effcctlvo for tho remainder of iho war. London Is stirred for tho moment by n report, apparently well authen ticated, that tho engagement of tho young Prlnco of Wales to Princess Margaret of Denmark Is to bo an nounced nt tho closo ot tho war, Tho British foreign offlco In Lon don notified the American omhassy In London that Amorlcans resident In tho United Kingdom as well as all aliens will ho subject to registration under tho British national registra tion act. Announcement war. mado ot tho sinking by submarines ot tho British steamers Osprcy, Jacona nnd Summer field and tho Norwegian steamer Aura. Tho chlof engineer, mate and. tito mate's wlfo ot tho Sumtbcrfleld wcro drowned, Both VcbuvIus nnd Mount Etna, Kalian volcanoes which suddenly bo ca mo active, continuo to spout forth great columns of steam nnd smoke, according to dispatches received at Homo. Villanos nt their bases are now almost deserted, SPORTING NEWS SlnuilliiK of Wcalern I.rnuur tiiilin. CLUB w u ,,ct I)n Moines , 73 il .041 '""Ver 05 44 .CS6 Tppcka es 6 ,((18 I'licoln t 54 ss .COS Hloux City 5J 65 .41.0 Omnlia .....5! 0 .404 Wlclillii 4 03 ,4t Bt. Jiisppli ...... 39 08 .SCt Morgan Williams of Victor, Colo., has born matched to fight Jim Flynn nt Victor Labor Vox. tho bout to be of fifteen rounds. What was said to be a now world's baseball throwing record for a girl was mado at Tncoma, Wash., by Miss Huth McCaho when sho throw a ball 200 feet & Inches. Ten-cent bastbalt will bo Inaugurat ed at tho Federal Longuo pnrlc nt Bnl tlmoro. Admission to tho pavilion hereafter will bo 25 conts nnd to the grandstand CO cents. Wnrrcn N. Carter, city trustee of South Pasadena, Cal., confirmed a ro port thnt ho wns Interested In a itcal to ncqulro ownership of tho Cincin nati Nntlonnl Lcaguo Baseball Club. Tho Wichita Western Longuo team, headed by "Ham" Patterson, tho Pu eblo boy. will play a picked team from tho Semi-Pro Loagua nt Pueblo, Colo., Aug. 30. The gnmo will be staged on tho Mlnhcqua park dia mond. K. J. Holland of Springfield, Mo., won the tato championship shoot hero In St. Louts under tho auspices of the Missouri Athletic Association. Ho broke 100 straight tnrgcts in tho afternoon event and n similar limn bar In tho morning. Holland Is an nmatcur. In his first nppearnnco ns a pro fessional, Jim McMahon of Lcadvlllo, winner of tho unintcur heavyweight championship at D. A. O. touruumcnt In Denver last January, was knocked out In tho fourth round of a scheduled twenty-round bout at Lbadvlllc, Colo., by Young Hector of Denver. GENERAL Cancellation by representatives ol the nlllcs ot contracts aggregating nearly 2,1)00,000 bushels of whent bought for Scptemhor shipment to Eu ropo was disappointing to the grain trado In Chicago. Piivnto ndvlccs from London Inti mate that tho recent shipment ol $20.000,000 In gold to this country via Hnllfax Is soon to bo supplemented by heavy imports direct from South Africa and Australia, Designation of tho Sunday preced ing Labor Day ench year ns Thrift Day was asked of Prcsldont Wilson nnd governors of states In resolutions passed ut tho second dny's session ot tho first International Congress for Thrift nt tho Panama-Pacific exposi tion at San Francisco, Resolutions urging tho warring fac tions ot Europe to concludo an honor able and lasting peaco and praising tho courso ot President Wilson In handling foreign complications wore adopted at Los Angeles at tho sixty first annual convention of the Inter national Typographical Union. Children Cry !Tlie Kind Ton iTava Always la bm for over SO years, All Counterfeit. Imitations Experiments that trifle wltli and endanger the health ot Infants and Children Xxperleaee agaiiut Kxperlraeat. What Is CASTORIA Oaatorla Is a harmless snhsiltnte for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It Is pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other NnrcoHo substance. Its age is Its guarantee. It destroys 'Worm and allays Fevcriahness. For more than thirty years lb lias been in constant use for the relief of Constípanos. Flatulency "Wind Colic, all Teething Troubled and Diarrhoea. It regalntcs the Stomach, and BotvcIs, assimilates the Food, giving healthy and natural sleep. Xhe Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS Bears the In Use For Over 30 Years Tha Kind You Have Always Bought THt CtHT.UK OOMMNT, NtW VOIW CITY. CLEARLY NO MILK FOR HIM Traveler's Hopes of Nourishment Dis appeared as Woman's Explana tions Came to an End. A travolor from tho North, walking through tho mountains of North Caro lina, camo on a cabin that gavo un usual evidence of rural Industry, says Harper's Magazine. Although It was only ton o'clock In tho morning, tho traveler decided to tftop and ask 'for refreshment, since ho might not como on anything so promising for many miles. A tall, apparently .Ill-fed woman camo to tho door. Sho looked at the traveler In amazement, nnd scorned to ho resentful when ho mado known his wants. "Wo'vo ct," sho said In n roproach ful tono. "Tom's gono to town to fetch cornmcal." Tho traveler suggested n glass ot milk. Again tho woman shook hor head, whllo her sallow visage lengthened, "Tom went nnd forgot to milk tho cow. Ho won't ho hack till ovonlu'." Thnt Bocnicd to ho tho traveler's op portunity, both to show his good na tura and to obtain n glnes of milk, "I'd bo glad to milk her for you," ho offered. '! wns brought up on a farm." Again tho woman shook her hend. "Yo calu't, stranger." And this timo hor resentment wns tinged with futllo regret. "Tom rid tho cow to town." DISTRESSING PIMPLES ttemoved by Cutlcura 8oap and Oint ment. Trial Free. Bmoar them with tho Ointment. Wash oft In flvo minutes with Cutl cura Soap nnd hot water and continuo bathing for somo mluutcs. Itopcat on rising nnd rotlrlng. Those fragrant BUpcrcrcamy emollients do much for tho skin, and do It quickly. Snmplo oach freo by mall wltii Book. Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dopt. XY, Costón. Sold ovorywhero. AdT. A Dull Life. "1 don't know how wo'll get nlong without you, Nora." "Thank you, ma'am." "You've been with us n long timo." "Yes, ma'am. Nearly seven months." "And you Btlll refuse to tell us why you aro leaving?" "Well, ma'am, If you Insist on know ing It's becauso I can't stand tho com pany here." "The Ideal Our houso Is frequent ed by the best people." "It's not that, ma'am. 1 wns speak ing ot my own company. Where 1 used to work most of my frlonds were chauffeurs, ma'am, Tbo only man who has asked mo to rldo with him slnco I've been hor o was a vegetable peddler." Submerped but Deadly. Knlclter Isn't Jones a summer peat? Docker lío Is the submarine under the hot wave Many people ara either rich or hap py, but few are both. for Fletcher's Bofcglit, Rnd which tut foea liiva borne the signature of i ana lias weeu muta unuer ma per sonal supervision since lta infancy Allow no one to deceive Touln till. and JttatHS-a:ood" aro bat Signature of Fallacious Fabrications. An old horso that lay Bleeping In his stall waa rudoly awakonod by tbo hired mnn, who iabbed blm with a pitchfork. "Oh, ho, hoi" said lira horso, arising; stiffly. "Another dny's work ahead, I suppose" "For once," Bald tho hlrod hand, who was a cnllcgo gradúalo In ills guise, "your supposition Is Incorrect. You will bo porinlttod to remain In your stall and rest. Your master la dead, and his funoral will bo hold to day." "Hut I nm going to tho funeral,", sold tho old horso. , '-'Why, for tho lovo of Mlko," grullly asked tho hired man, "should you go when you may as well stay hero and test?" "For 20 years," replied tho aged horso, "1 havo been wanting to attend, my mister's funoral, and how thnt tho opportunity la prosont, 1 will not bo denied." Occasionally It hnppons thnt nil thoso In tho funeral train uro not thcro for the purpose of shedding tbo scalding toar. Judgo, Dón't be m'lled. Aik for Ilcd Cros Flag lllue. Make beautiful white clothe. At all good grocers. Adv. Drnmnrk has nbout 86 hend of ent ilo to every 100 Inhabitants. The Army of Constipation Is Growing Smaller Every Day. CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS nre responsible they noioniygive relict . tney pernia- nenuycureuo-j itipttios. Mil-, lions use. them lor i BilicaiBiu. 1 Indlftiu, Sick HuJidie, Sallow SUo. SMALL NIX, SMALL DOSE, SMALL I'MCK. Genuine must bear Signature WILL RENT MY PIANO to out-of-town prívale parly and give privilege of buying later if suited and applying rant on price, or will sell now to reapootlbte parly at special price on eoiy monthly or quarterly terms. It Interested write me at once, address "PIKNO" cara Box 1811, WESTERN NEWS PAPER UNION, Denver, Colo. HWMI E. I1MTÜN ímn ai ND OIUMINT Specimen priocm Odd, BUm, LcaA, tí Oda, filircr, 750 1 liolJ.KJo Zluo or Copper, ti. Hailing eoTtlopeo and full prlot list mo( on application. .aaviHo.coio.'M'.vwwiuiMNiu. Wtaan li.f !olrman,Wai4 iuxulm! Illltk JM raauita CEDAR POSTS nW'll'.'ra BSJBSfJl-. ÉBBBBBBVPADTCrfC flBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBW- I 1H I Vf If I 5r JJ W, N." U., DENVER, NO. 34-19IB.