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Comtto terra -1 VOL. III. IIILLSIJOIJOUGII, SIERRA COUNTY, N. M., FEMiUAIlV 1 1880. NO. 52. AT THE MORNING SERVICE. The sermon was long and the preacher wn I'rusy. u lie cushion was soft and the corner wii cosy ; And, miiHlntr, I knew, lly my aide In the peif Wa a dear little face thui was dimpled and A otrny bit of laee and the curl of a feather Ijiy dose to luy clioelt, and 1 didn't care whether '1'he service mm loinr, Or Hirlinif was wrong to a lonely hack pew, as we knelt down together. In reading-the prayers we had one bonk be tween us; Po sweet whs her smile tlmt, had nobody seeu ii. White bent on our knees (O tiow Cupid ditl tease!) 1 hud stolen fi kiss, Willi the prny(?r-book to screen us. In (ho or.cl window the sunlight was gleam bjr. In my drowsy old brain 1 felt love fancies tecininif ; Thru mv henrt pave a thump lly my head got a bump (In tho back of the pew i bad only been tll'CUIll.Htf. -Life. iiUNmrr tiTeTiger. "Jack" Alor'a Storioa About the King of Grace and Strength. A short, thick-set man with a dark mustache, in which the gray hairs were beginning to appear pretty thickly, sat in the rotunda of the. Palmer House the oilier evening. ' To look at him one would not think that there was any thing very remarkable in his appear ance, but he was, all the same, one of this bent known shikarris of the far East, famous throughout India and Bitrniah as the most deadly tiger shot since the days of Gordon dimming. Wherever the camp tire js lit and the day's sport is being talked over some anecdote of "Jack"' Alger is sure to be introduced, lie was on his way to the old country via .San Francisco and Chicago, and the last time the writer met him was in the hall of the Great Eastern Hotel, at Calcutta, when he was preparing to start on one of bin hunting expeditions to the Tcrai. "Tell you . something ubout tigers that will interest Chicago people? Why, certainly, my boy," and "Jack" settled himself in his eliair preparatory to a "yarn." "My tirst acquaintance with the tiger in his natural state," Mid Mr. Alger, "was made in the jungles of the Terai. They are hard beasts to tackle, especially the man caters, and those who haveengaged in tiger shooting, either on foot or on ele- . phants, know full well how many shots the brute sometimes takes. Where population is exceedingly scarce the tiger loses much of his skulking, hiding disposition, ana attacks his prey in the open. 1 knew once of a lad herding cattle who was pursued over a meadow and through the herd, and was killed by the tiger, who had begun to eat him when scared away by the villagers. 1 saw the body; it lay in the midst of nn open lield, at least two hundred yards iioiu any cover, li was disemboweled, with the chest ton wide open, but. the f.ice was as that of one who lies in pleasant sleep. "The enormous forearm of the tiger has attracted attention. You have seen a cat pat a dead mouse or the face of a dog that was teasing "her, and it is easy to understand what a tremendous blow a tiger could give in the same manner, but I believe it is a mistake to suppose that he strikes down his prey with his paw. He strikes in self-defense and when fighting, but not when seizing his victim. have seen many carcasses of deer, cattle, buffaloes anil horses which had been killed by tigers, and theyall had the s anio appearance four deep holes at the back of the neck made by the animal's incisor teeth; no other mark, and if the tiger had begun to feed on the body it was extensively lacerated. And if 'the prey had struggled much and had succeeded in dragging the tiger a few yards the chest and forelegs would bear the im pression of the (daws and the tremen dous grip, but these, as far as my ex perience goes, wero exceptional cases. It is evident that the tiger, in seizing his prey, rushes on to its back, grips the neck with its jaws as with a vise, and, with his arms contining the ani mal's struggles, lies there upon his victim until it is suffocated. With a human being it is different. A tiger has been seen to seize and carry off a man by the neck, or the arm, or thirh. indifferently. Iu the well-known cases of Major Anderson and Captain Fen ton they were both seized by the thigh and carried off, it is said, on the animal's back. I was out once after a tiger on foot, and, having wounded him se verely, was searching for him in the jungfe with a number of beaters. Three times we came upon him, and each time, he broke cover by charging through the mob of us. Oneo he Btruck a man on the chest, knocking him over and scratching him severely. Next time he seized one of the beaters in his jaws, by thy thigh, giving him a rapid shake and passing on. Hut these are all cases in which the animal was acting in self-defense, or iu retaliation. What 1 have said before refers to its usual mode of capturing food. "We are told in 'natural history'books t hat the tiger disdains to touch carrion. This is not. so. The same thing is said in regard to the eagle, and is equally erroneous. The lion also is, I believe, as little scrupulous as any other eat in this particular. 1 have told you how the tiger captures and kills his prey. When, dead, if the body be convenient to his covert, he lets it remain: if it be too far out in the open it is dragged further in toward tin; jungle and there lies until dawn. Sometimes the body is -disemboweled after lieing removed a little way, and is then drawn away to some hidden spot, A tiger has fx'cn seen to disembowel a goat, holding it by the throat, lying on its back under neath the body and ripping it open by repeated kicks with the hind claws. He appears to prefer a rump steak, or a round, to any other portion. These are almost always the tirst part eaten, then the ribs, rarely the foremiarters and never, within my knowledge, the head. "ilore i a M)tl story," continued Jack, settling himself anew, "that af fords a pretty good specimen of t ho tiger's cautioii, of the silence of his ap proach, and of his immense strength. Near a village a herd lioy had been killed, and 1 was one day shown the body of a cow which a tiger had just struck down. It lay close to somu rather thin jungle, near a ridge of low rocks, a few large trees, such as man goes, were interspersed in the brush wood, and the ground was covered with di'ied-up leaves so crisp that it seemed impossible for nn insect even to fass over them without being heard, t was then about noon, and I deter mined to sit. up for the tiger, who, we. knew, would come again at nightfall or before next morning to devour the carcass. A charpoy or small bedstead was speedily procured from the village and lashed across the fork of a mango tree, within a few paces of the carcass of the cow. Before sunset 1 and my companion were escorted to the spot by a body of armed natives. 1 disem barrassed myself of a huge sola, or pith hat, which 1 placed on the ground near the live, and in it I deposited a braco of revolvers which I thought would be Useless in our elevated position. 1 also took off, and left at the foot of the tree, a pair of thick shoot ing-shoes, and then, Willi the help of my village friends, gained the charpoy and prepared to wait for the tiger. How patient ly we waited! Loins, and back bones, and necks and legs grew stiller and stiller, and ached wearily, but not a sound did we utter, and still we nt. At last we got tired of waiting and a few remarks were whisperingly uttered: '1 don t U'uiik he s coining, '1 think he heard those fellows and he is oil',' etc., etc. Gradually such feeble sug gestions gave way to positive asser tions, delivered in a tolerably audible tone, and at last I declared that I would wait no longer and descended to the ground. My tirst act was to get my shoes, and w hile putting them on and chatting w ithout further restraint, I remarked that it would be as well to call the guides, and accordingly did so. Hardly had the word passed my lips w hen an abrupt startling roar from a thicket within a few feet of nie petri fied nie with amazement. Never had I been so wretchedly helpless. Stand ing unarmed at the, foot of the tree, I had one shoo offline! was about to put on the other. While expecting every minute to be my last, I felt sure that any attempt to climb back to my porch would be the signal for the tiger to seize me. To remain standing there was equally disagreeable. My levolv-. ers came to my recollection. Then were lying in my hat, but the hat lay somewhat in the direction of the thicket. It was a trying moment, bill iu another moment I found my self striding toward the, hat, one shoe off and the other on, and hardly conscious of what I did. 1 remember grasping (he revolvers, cock ing them, and, with the barrels leveled toward the bush, which i steadily faced, shuffling sideways to the tree. The feel of the trusty weapons in my hand was comforting, and at length I reached the tree on the side furl lies!) from the thicket, and went up it like a lamp-lighter, although on my first arrival 1 had required the assistance of other people's arms and shoulders. When 1 got up I (ired right into the bush, just as our ( scorf came up w ith lighted torches, and we returned to our lent in the village. : "Next morning I repaired to the scene of our night's vigil. The cow "was gone, and a broad trail showed which way she had been dragged. At about a hundred yards from our mangn tree, and near the foot of the rocks, lay the stomach and entrails and a pool of blood. Further on was a spot! where the tiger had been rolling. Tim marks were plain, with some of his hair lying where the ground had been pressed down. Ami on a ledge oil the summit, of a perpendicular rock lay the carcass of the cow, partly eaten away. The tiger must have jumped upon the ledge with the cow in his mouth; there were no other means of ascent. The prodigious power of the animal may bo conceived trom such a feat. 1 didn't get the tiger that day, but I did a few lays afterward, "lean not call to mind having met in any book with an accurate descrip tion of the tiger's cries. The snarling and growling of the animal when 'stirred up with a long polo' is familiar to all who have visited a menagerie, and appears to be the oulv noise, the creature makes when iu a state of cap tivity; but in his native forest, in the long nights of the cold season when the woods on the hills seem to sleep in the moonlight, the tiger striding along in his native forest mews like an old torn cat or rather liku a hundred old torn rats in chorus. It is a loud and harsh and grating mew. It is seldom heard more than twice or thrice. When the tiger is on the lookout for food, usually in tho evening, he lies silent and mo tionless in some, dense covert close to water, where animals resort to drink, and when one of these approaches near enough he bounds out on his prey in perfect silence, or with an abrupt, son orous grunt, terribly startling, which appears to paralyze the victim and do prive it of all power to fly or resist. "Of tiger snooting in the orthodox way that is to say, mounted on how dahed elephants so much has been told and written that I have nothing left to add. Safe as this amusement is it has its dangers. To be on a run away elephant in a mango grove., or a forest of middle-sized trees, is some thing like being taken aback in a hurri cane. And Crossing the 'duldul' or quicksands of the Gunducli river has made stout-hearted men turn pale. Tho tiger is now almost eradicated from the borders of Guruckpore and Pirhoot, and may tho same fate await him bv and by in the Tcrai." Chicago Herald. Only a few days ago the Transcript took the to tsk for its mistake in putting the wrong name under Banker McNeil's picture. And now comes the Tranxcri)l with the notice of a prominent citizen's funeral undei "Local Fires." That is worse than the treatment we served George E. McNeil, for we did not consign him to the plact of fires, local or otherwise. The Tram cript will please make the amende lion orable. Boston Ulebt. COLUMBUS CENTENARY. A Mighty Content Over the tireat Navi gator's lUrthplaep. Seven cities contended for the honor of having given birth to Homer. There are as many claimants for the glory of Christopher Columbus Genoa, Oneglia, ISoggiasco, Savona and sev eral others. Posterity, however, has not as yet granted delinite possession to any of them; but in presence of the discovery of very recent and very au thentic titles, it inclines more and more to admit the claim of a new comer for the inheritance of honor. This new pretender is none other than the town of, Calvi, Corsica, Christo pher Columbus was not then a Genoese, but a Corsican, It is to the Abbe Casa nova, a learned investigator, that the honor is due of having called a halt to what threatened to soon become the prescription of the ages. This nine--teenth century Benedict ine has con secrated his whole life to the accom plishment of this great work; the old archives of the Italian republics, the dusty registers of tho libraries of the KemiissHiieo have at last yielded unthe secret that race spirit has kept hidden so long. J'.vcn the Italian historians, staggered and convinced in spile of themselves, now only ask for a brief delay of grace to make Wwamemle lion or'tble to the little eortnt'.y so long robbed of her great son. The origin of this historical erru- is easily found Corsica, subject or rather in a slate of rebellion against Genoese domina tion before, during and afler the fif teenth century, sought no other glory than to be found on the battle-tielu. under its heroes, the Ornanos and Sanipieros.while Abbe Casanovas of the day taught their countrymen that their highest good w as to die bravely. These poor people lived fighting, and so could give no attention to the glory of uis covery. The most serene republic, always on the lookout for gain, appropriated Christopher t.oliniibus. J His jewel was an ample compensation for the tribute which litlle Corsica stoutly re fused to pay. The piece of robbery passed unobserved, all the more easily as the town of Calvi, to winch Genoa had left its magistrates, its customs and a certain autonomy, had ended by contentedly accepting Genoese domi nation. Whence the famous inscrip tion still carved over its g:ite, "Civitas Calvi semper fidelis." A citizen of Calvi, especially if ho brought any prestige to the republic, was appropri ated without ceremony, and the confis cation of the great sailor, by letters patent so to speak, chimed in harmo niously with t lie character of that com mercial and speculative people. Tin; litlle town of Calvi, now making preparations for the celebration of this great centenary, will at last sec its name redeemed from an unjust ob livion. Perched on a rock, on the west coast of the island, Calvi was long deemed impregnable. Nelson thought it worth his while to come, and attack it in person, and lost an eye for his pains. The English succeeded in cap turing it, but the Corsicans beat them out of it again. In the clear autumn evenings one can see from the summit of its citadel the dim outlines of the shore of the continent and the spurs of the Maritime Alps. J'ttri.i t'iijaro. A GLIMPSE OF INDIA. A Iillwi Trip from the t'lly of Itaroda to Alimedtthatl. We left, Baroda by the mail train for Ahtnedabad and Blianaogar, via YViidb wan, starting in the pleasant coolness of an Indian dawn. Guzerat is kn.wn as the "gulden of India," and Bmoda is the best wooded part of Guzerat, so that the day broke upon endless groves of clustered trees and broad stretches of fields green with many crops. The popularity of the railway is remarkable. The third-class carriages, divided into compart mcntsjor male and female pas sengers, arc crowded with chattering, friendly swarms of natives, who have, apparently, heaps of relations and ac quaintances at every station, and an immense deal to say to them. As soon as the train stops, the pani-wallahs the men w ith water come round, and dispense a fresh supply of the clement to Ihirsiy io. for it soon grows h'jt and dust y. The high-caste Hindoo can not drink from the station chatty: a lota is emptied into his hands, and he quaffs from his hollowed palms, and then washes his perspiring but ex clusive face. Nevertheless, for all their caste, the Hindoos are a demo-, cralic and easy -going people, so that you will see a Thakoor s son, in turban of red and gold, with coat of delicately embroidered muslin, and strings of precious pearls around his neck, jost ling amicably among coolies, cattle drivers and bunia folk, llewould not, however, eat a morsel of bread with one of them, or, for the matter of that, with ourselves, if he were, pinched with hunger. As a rule, the natives here abouts are remarkably ood-looking. One hardly observes an ill-favored face many have countenances of the high est refinement and gentleness of ex pression; while some of the chil dren of from eight to twelve are posi tively beautiful. But the mothers do not like to have them too openly ad mired. For this reason they introduce into their dress some common article as a foil and counter-charm tothe "evil eye," just as they plant one ugly, rough, wooden post among the stone pillars of a house-front, and hang an old shoe round the neck of the most comely cow in a herd. As the train proceeds between Mchniulahad and Admedabad it comes into a country lull of apes- Shylock's "wilderness of monkeys." At tirst the traveler can hardly believe that they are not grey I oid men, squatted under the hedges, or grouped upon the embankments. Soon, however, ho sees no end of mon keys "lolloping off on either side of tho advancing train in half dozens and doz ens, their long tails erect in the air, their puckered faces scrutinizing the passing carriages. There are two kinds the black-faced and Hanuman and hundreds of them are to be seen from the windows of the train, walking meditatively ahead on the rails, jump- ing over the cactus fences, perched w ith long, pendent tails on the branches of the trees, or solemnly assembled on j some open lield iu a grave parliament of "four-handed folk?' discussing the : next plunderingexpedition. They steal j a good deal of fruit and grain, but the i natives seldom or never molest them thanks to the legend which recites how the monkey-god helped Homa to re cover Sitannd it is tho oddest thing to watch a knot of peasants walking through another knot of monkeys as if all alike were fellow-citizens. Cor. London Telegraph. ABOUT DRUMMERS. What It CoM to Maintain lite Army of t'mnmcrrlal Traveler. One of the leading dry-goods .sales men of the United Slates tells me t.hat there are now about wi.ooo traveling salesmen on the road in this country, and that their expense accounts alone will average $l,ot0 a year each. This for expenses alone means an on I lay of 1 20,000,0011 a year, and if you will count in an average salary of ?1,ihi(j a year each it will swell the total to $'.'tMi,(KKl.lKMI a year. This immense sum is scattered all over the I'nited Stales. It keeps up the hotels, and is one of the most important items of railroad passenger receipts. The char acter of the traveling salesman has changed within a decade past. Vou will find very few boys ami fewer drunkards upon the road. The com petition is so great and the expense so heavy that firms have to send out their best men, and salaries of $:l.000 and .o,000 a year arc by no means uncom mon. Said this salesman: "These traveling men sell all sorts of goods. Some of them carry a half dozen trunks, and others carry their samples in their overcoat pockets. One man I know gets 93,000 a year for selling the skins which butchers put around sausages. He dresses like a Broadway swell and carries his samples in a bag no larger than a lady's shopping satchel. The best of such skins are made in Europe, and butchers buy of him everywhere. Then there is a man I know who trav els from Boston to San Francisco and sells nothing but one grade of boot-blacking. Some travelers sell by pictures of the articles they have to sell. Clothing forms the larg est class of drummers, and next come those who sell boots ami shoes. Then we have the dry goods salesmen, the grocer, hardware man, hats and caps and others as numerous as there are trades and factories. "Traveling men," this gentleman continued, "are, ns a rule, bright, gen erous fellows. They spend freely, and many of them, when they become old and leave the road, lind themselves poor. Wo have now a project to take care of disabled traveling men. It is a traveling man's home, to be endowed by traveling men and to be devoted to their use. The idea is that each one of the eighty thousand travelers is to give one dollar a year for the next three years to such an institution. This will make a total of two hundred anil forty thousand dollars, and from this we will buy a farm in Kentucky, or some other good locality, and erect comfortable buildings, with reading rooms, parlors and chambers, so that Ihe occupants can have all the comforts of life din ing their declining years. We will further endow the home by a year or two more of contributions, and the institution will be under the care of a competent, board of managers. This project is, I understand, to bo submitted to the next annual meeting of merchant travelers. It has many supporters among travel ing salesmen, and 1 will not. be sur prised if it is carried out." Cur. Ch t'o html l.tmkr. AN AID TO JUSTICE. Comitonlte IMiottigriiphy n( a Meu of Tenting Mgnat lire. A novel application of a recent sci entific discovery was made before the orphans' court by Dr. Persifor Frazier. During the audit of the account of Samuel Clark, Jr., as administrator of the estate of his father, who was a large mill-owner in the northeastern part of the city, some questions of checks and ehaiges upon partnership accounts arose, in connection with which it was necessary to settle the validity of some signatures. Instead of resorting to tho old and unsatisfactory method of the testimony of handwriting experts, Dr. Frazier was induced to try the principle of composite photography. Ibis princi ple was discovered recently by an Englishman named Gallon, and con sists in producing a photograph w hich is an embodiment of a number of origi nals. It is done by taking photographs of each subject separately, giving each plate, however, only a proportionate Amount of the time requisite for its proper dovik'opment. In this way only the features which are in all of the originals appear distinctly in the com posite, while the exceptions and irreg ularities are lost. The discoverer ob tained remarkable results in securing types of criminals, persons afllieled with pulmonary troubles, family like nesses, etc. Dr. Frazier was given eighteen checks admittedly signed by the dece dent, which he divided into three groups, according to the size of the handwriting. Some cheeks were used in two groups, so that each one of the three composites was made up from about a dozen checks. The result w af that in each one of the plates the signa ture "Clark & Co,' was quite distinct, the only indistinct and superfluous lines being about the first two letters. Judge Haniia, la-fore whom the audil took" place, said that the plates Wen certainly liuslwoiiiiy guides, and that he regarded the discovery' ns a vey important one in connection with (In identity of handwriting. l'hiladitfltia . . Merchants of Western New York propose hereafter to sell uncolicctabu accounts at public auction. It is be lieved that fewer bills will be uncol Icctablo under this kystem. huffnU, rwes. NAMES OF STATES. From What They Are .Meaning ami Their Derived, Their Nleliiiauiea. Alabama -The name is of Greek origin, signifying "Here We Best." Arizona Territory An Indian word, meaning "Sand Hills." Arkansas -French and Italian words signifying "Bow of Smoky Waters." ! The licticinus name of the Atalu is Bear State," from the number of the animal formerly found there. California From Spanish words meaning "Hot Furnace." The fictitious name is "Golden Stale." Colorado - Spanish word meaning "Colored." Connecticut An Indian name signi fying "The Long Uiver." The nick names are "Freestone Slate," "Nutmeg Stale" and "Land of Steady Habits." Dakota Indian word meaning "Al lied." Delaware -Named in honor of Lord De La Ware. Il is called "The Diamond Stale," from its small size and iis in trinsic value: also, "Blue Hen Stale." Florida-From the Spanish, meaning "Flowery;" so called from the abund ance of 'flowers and the day (Easter Sunday, upon which it w as discovered. From its shape it is sometimes called the "Peninsula State." Georgia Named in honor of King George II. of England. 'The nieknanio is "I'.inpne Male ot the Eolith. Illinois An Indian word signifying "Tribe of men." The sobriquet is "Frame Mate; also, "Sticker State. Indiana Is so called from the In dians. The original meaning of the word Indian is "river." Tho nickname is "The Hoosier State." Iowa An Indian word meaning "The Sleepcyoues." The fictitious nnnio is "Hawkeve Stale.' Kansas An Indian word: signifying "Smoky water." The sobriquet la (iai'don ol the West." Kentucky An Indian name, signify ing "The Dark, and Bloody Ground.1 The nickname is "Tho ( orn-Cl'aeker Mate." Louisiana-Named in honor of King Louis XIV. of Fiance. Tho sobriquet is "( i t ole slate. Mainu So called trom Maine in France. Tho fictitious nnnio is "Tho Pine Tree Slate." JMarvlaiut - J amen 111 Honor ol Oiiecll Henrietta Maria of England, Massachusetts An Indian name, sig nifying "Blue Hills." The fanciful inline is "The Bay State." Michigan An lud an word, meaning The Lake Country.'1 Il is nicknamed "The Lake Slate." also "The Wolver ine Slate." Minnesota -From Indian words mean ing "Cloudy Water." It is called The Gopher Slate." Mississippi An Indian, word for "Father of Waters." It is nicknamed "The Bayou Slate." Missouri An Indian word meaning "Muddy Water." Nebraska An Indian word meaning "Shallow Uiver." Nevada - Spanish, signifying "Snow Clad." The fictitious name is "Sage II. '11 Slate." New Hampshire Named from Hamp shire County. England, 'I he sobriquet is "The Granite Stale." New Jersey -Named for the Isle of Jersey. The sobriquet is "The Jersey lilne.-" J New Mexico Spanish; named from lln country of Mexico, meaning "Tho Place of Aztec (iod of War." New York Named in honor of tho Duke of York and Albany. It iscalled "The Excelsior Stale" and "The Em pire Slate." North Carolina Named, with South Carolina, in honor of Charles L, of Eng land. The fictitious names are "The Oh! North Slate, "The Tar Stale" and "The Turpentine Slate." Ohio An Indian word signifying "Beautiful." - It is nicknamed "Tim Buckeye Slate." Oregon Signilics VJIie Iliver of the West." Pennsylvania Pen it's the signilicalion. The ' Tbc Keystone Slate.'1 I'hode Island -Named woodland sobriquet from Ihe Islo of Rhodes in the Meditorraiu signilics "A Use." It is "Little Ithodv." all. UhodeS nicknamed South Carolina Named in tho same manner as North Carolina, w hich see. The sohriqucl is "The Palmetto State.'1 Tennessee Derived from Indian words signifying "Uiver of the Big Bend." It is nicknamed "The Big Bend Slate." Texas - Spanish. said to signify "Friend." It is nicknamed "The lmo Star Slate." I'tah Named from tho Utah Indians. Vermont - From tho French ing "Green Mountains." It "Tb 'r"on Mountain Slate." I'tes or ; wgiiifv is called Virginia Named for Elizabeth, Queen of England, the "Virgin t.'iieen." It is- nickname ! "The Mother ot Presi dents;" also, "The Old Dominion." Washington Territory Named for President Washingt n. West Virginia See Virginia. It is nicknamed "Tim Panhandle State." Wisconsin - Named from its principal river, and that from the French: mean ing "Flowing Westward." The ficti tious name is "The Badger Slate." Wyoming Territory Ar, Indian term meaning "Large Plains."- A'x- The Vintage of France. The vintage returns of France have jtist lieen published. They show that the vintage of IHK'i was '.( per cent, bo Ww that of Wt namely 2S.5SC.C0O icctolilros, against S f,7,MH hectoli res, and nearly twice as much below he AVrrage of the 10 years iH70-4 aniely. 42,i'.,IHlt hectolitre. The jtiality was generally good. The cid-r rop. on the other hand, though not qtinl to that of 1SM4. the most boi.iitiful ;nv IS:'", amounted to 4!.!.'yi.lsKI hee olilres. being ,(' ! t.lk"! hceto litre ugher than tout of lust, ami 7,t:l:(.(i0 i-ctolilres higher than the last dect n lial average. The 14 crop was 23, laT.Ouy hectolitres. A". J". liuL PERSONAL AND IMPERSONAL Lotta thinks, or savs sho thinks, America is far ahead ol Europe in cul ture. "How to Be Happy Though Mar- rled" is the alarming title of a volume that has been presented to tno iTincess no win nave 10 consume or waste wiy Beatrioo. i three bushels. Chicago Herald. Tho judge who passed the first I A snow-melting machine which, death sentence in California is now it is claimed, will melt snow M pastor of tho Baptist Church in Cam- fast as fifteen men can shovel it in, was bridge, Ud.Haltitnort Hun. tried in New York the other day. - X Queen Victoria is said to be so fond of children that she keeps a record of From tests made by Dr. Fisher, the all the bright sayings and doings of the German chemist, it appears that in or little ones that como to her notice. ' dinary stoves not more than twenty The name of the new Swedish Mins V? c,n,t' ot the -fuel consumed is ister to the United Stales is Kjolu He ,lllild 'n warmingjjhe rooms, isn't as skittish iis a votino ciolt. but is 1 A prize obituary noem on General said to have a powerful hjolt on the English ljanguage. MiMmnioli Jour- nat, The Boston Herald calls J. Mont- gonicrv Sears tho Astor and Nathaniel 'ri u .1... v..i..-i. u ... ,. tow i I'liiivi.r itiu Vamlerbtlt of that citv. Mr. Sears1 wealth is put at from tKHi.tiiH) to $13,000,000, and Mr. Thay er's somewhat less. A man in Doddridge County, Va., not satislied with being accused of two felonies, two straw bonds, two wives, who were sisters, and with being the. father of nineteen children, has run oil with a young girl. Washington foul. A man named Spencer settled in North Gainesville, Ca., recently, to gether with his wife and twenty-four children. Nine of their off-spring trav eled in a wagon from their former home in Kentucky, and arrived at their destination looking well. Atlanta C'on-t stilutwn. A Philadelphia girl declined to "kiss the book before a magistrate because, the witness who preceded her had sore lips and tho one before that chewed tobacco. She was sensible and, her testimony could be relied upon without this formula of a forgotten, a.gv.J'hilailclphiti Vrtm. Tho late Mr. J. U. Lippineott, of Philadelphia, is fidto have been worth $20.0tKi,(K. Ho was one of the richest men in Philadelphia, and probably one of the fifty richest men in the Ignited States, as it U doubtful if there are fifty ( men in me tiniicn mates worm more than $:'0,(X)O,0oO each. His two sons succeed him in his publishing business. Chicago Hun. A Cleveland speculator sent his son fo Wisconsin to buy hops, telling him to kcep his eye open for any other speculation. After a few days a dis patch came, saying: "A widow has gob a corner on tho hop market of this: mailed two letters at the Onconto post state. Shall 1 marry herf" "Cer- oflice the other dav. His strange man taiirty," was tho reply sent over the ner in buying the stamps, and his. wires. Twelve hours'later the son an- query as to what to do with the stamps pounced: "Got. the hops, the widow after he had bought them, excited curi am! seven step-children, and shall go osity, and inquiry brought out the tin to Chicago to-morrow to see about a gular fact that although lifty-tive years divorce. - Wall Street AVu's. "A LITTLE NONSENSE." In Washington: "Mr. Congress man, allow me to introduce mv son William. I believe tho paper said this was the day for the introduction of Bills." l.oui.iville u rier-Journal. Tho turkey is, on the whole, a lucky creature. Ho isn't stuffed with chestnuts until afler his demise. fellow must he a goose who wouldn't! like to be a turkey. Jtoston Transcript. Washington Irving would not stoop to the literary baseness of a pun,' which leads us to believe that, it was an oversight when the distinguished writer spoke of "Captain Kidd ami others of like kidney. Arkansaw Traveler. Sir Digbv (going round to tho mews finds his new coachman's chil dren playing about, and Introduces; himself) "Well, my little man, and do you know who I am?" Boy "Yes;1 vou re the man us rides in father s car riage." Harper Hazar. Landlady Did you like tho tur key we had yesterday, Mr. Smith P, Mr. Smith D'id 1 like himP Yes. in deed; why, 1 loved him! I used to think when I was a little child that lerhaps, after all, 1 should live the ongest, and the thought made me sad. llonton I'oxl. Claire felt as if the ground were giving way beneath her tee.., and tier heart seemed to swell as if to choke, her. .YcM-sHiirr Novel. Claire has robably trodden on a banana-skin. iViien she strikes tho sidewalk her head will probably swidl as big as her livurt.Jlotttm Commercial Bulletin. "You're looking badly, Mr. Ellis. Why not try tho hot-water cure? Din Lew is says it will cure every com- IdainS." "That shows how little ho nows, then." "But vou haven't tried it." "Oh, I haven't, eh? I've been in hot water ever since I'm married, andj I ain't getting no better very fast." 1'hilailelphia Cull. Wife What makes you so late to-night, my dear? Husband (with in dignation) I have been arrested." Wife Arrested? Husband Yes. 1 bought an umbrella to-dav, ami marked on if'Stolen from John iSmith.1 The tirst policeman I met arrested mo. I told him mv name was Smith, but hq wouldn't believe mo. N. Y.Telegrami "Father," he said, as ho looked up from the paper to the old man paring apples, "here is an interesting -item. "What is it, Ben?" "Cotton is the lowest it has been for thirty years." 'Lands save us, is that so? If you look over them ten bushels of 'taiers to-night, and finish shelling that corn and splitting them rails to-morrow, you might go to town and get me enough cotton lo make a new back to this vest. A prudent man will take advantage of such a crisis as this." Watt ttlreet "I'rofossor" Hale, of Kmghamton, N. Y., rccently"hroke the world's rec ord" by swinging Indian clubs four hours and fifty niiniiles. A oung man in this town swung Indian clubs in his mother's parlor a few days ago, and, although ho didn't break the world's record, lie broke nearly everything else in the room, including the (Aandelier, mantel ornaments, two plaqMca, a stat uette of Minerva, his own head, and one of the commandments. If the world's record had been within reach of his clubs, he would have broken that too. XorritUnun Herald. I OF GENERAL INTEREST. A Michigan dentist advertise "Laffin Gas Ten cents a Ha Ha!" Detroit Tribune. If every inhabitant of the country rU bis share of the year grain crop Grant is entitled "X Cadfridojr-Grant."' It is in Welsh and the tirst line con- slsts of the sonorious sentiment. Du 1 J'M aryt Vnol Dalaethian." i. ... ... J It may be remarked, for the com- fort of honest poverty, that avarice reigns most in those who have but few good qualities to recommend them. This is a weed that will only grow in barren soil. Hughe). An English medical publication says that turnips, beets, onions, carrots and parsnips are go completely mada up of water ant! waste materials thai they can not bo depended upon for nourishment, but are valuable aids in digesting the more concentrated foods. A very sail allair is reported from Ridgelield Park. N. J. A bridt groom died of lockjaw within a fort night after marriage. His death was caused by a slight wound from a nail, and his funeral service was read in the same room which a few days ao was gay with the bridal party. A'. Jr. Trib une. On the first day of January, IKS,1!, a contribution box was placed in tho conversation room of the Working Men's Institute, jt Millvillc, N. J., the object being lo raise six hundred dollars to place a town clock in the Del- i fry. I he oilier day the box was opened, and was found to contain fifteen cents. Buffalo Exprtw. A man who was sued in Charles County, Md., last summer by a neighbor for killing his dog. and paid a penally of ten dollars, has found the dog alive and well, except having be come thin from exposure. Where tho dog has been is a mystery. The dog ia a beagle, and some of tho witnesses at the trial valued it at fifty dollars. JlaJtimore Hun. A man from New Lisbon, N. Y.. of ago he had never before mailed a let ter. ItR'U IJeraia. At a dinner of fifty covers, given bv a resident of North Broad street. ' Philadelphia, the other night at tho Bellevue Hotel in that city, the cur tains at the windows of tho banqueting hall were removed, and curtains of natural flowers, costing over one hun dred rfn liars each, were hung in their , place. Tho cost of tho dinner was; about two thousand fivo hundred dol- lars. 1'hiladelphia Press. Peter Cummings drove tho first, boat that made tho trip from Buffalo' over the Erie Canal in 1825. Do Witt Clinton stood at the bow of the boat and gave tho word lo start. Tho boat was called the Young Lion of titc West, and was drawn by ulno liorscs gaily caparisoned. Cummings drove until ho. was seventy-five, when he wasdrowiicd at Pendleton. He is buried at Tona wauda, and Erie Canal bout men are now raising a fund to erect a nior.u ment over his grave. Buffalo Courier., Tho friends of a certain man in this city, who occasionally lingers with the wine-cup far too long for his owm good or that of his family, are just, now having a laugh at his expense. His son, poor little innocent, chanced, to hear some older people talkingaboutj sleep, and piped in his childest treble after this fashion: "Pa gets awful sleepy sometimes; ho camu homo tho( other nigh and was so sleepy that he couldn't get in the house, but just laid down by tho wood-pile right out of doors." Portland Itrcijouian. A new incandescent electric light has been invented by Frederick Schaefer, a young German of Boston. Silk thread carbonized is employed in the globes, and it is found to lie as en durable and flexible as platinum wire. The invention has been patented and is in use. It is evident that there is abundant field for new inventions in electric lighting. Thecnergy with w hich American inventors have pursued this subject is quite remarkable. The old world can learn much from the suc cesses of American experimenters. Boston Journal. Tho small boy who teaches theol ogy to the historiaii was very bad, in deed, at the table tho other day so naughty, in fact, that his sister said to him seriously: "You seem to get worse every day. Are vou ever going to bo any better?" "To-morrow," asserted the small bov with emmo-in certainty. "I'm going to pray to God to-night when I go to bed to please make mo good, and then I'll get up early in tho morning and be good all day.11 "You'd better pray now, and begin right off. God can hear now just as well as at bedtime." "O, may lie Ho can hear me now, but, ! ain't poinr to prav now. "Taint polite to God to pray except at bed-time." Boston Record. Tho wonderful stories told of grain which had been made to grow after having 2ia dormant for thousands of -years in the hands of mummies do not seem to have any foundation in fact. Mr. 11. K. Parks states in the Journal of Science that ho has investigated all the cases ho can find, and shows that there is not a single authenticated in stance of corn found in a mummy hav ing been grown. Some of the seeds found in mummies have germinated, but as they produced plauts nuts. fs instance not known to the Arabs three thousand years ago, it seems evi dent that they were systematically put i.i the hands of the munuiiics by tint ' avaricious Arabs of modern day. i S f if . ft "--.-i .- .... mr . .... . , I. ,J ' ) : 1 . f A.' n