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Skkxw VOLUME IV. HILLSBOROUGH, X. M., SEPTEMBER 25, 18S. NO. 31. A SEPTEMBER VIOLET. I'or din tin peaks wore howls of cloud 1 he tli..cs were veiloit In chilly ram; Vesunl: i i1 I hi Summer's shroud, Ariil m ilh Urn lirooks wo tncmiicri slimd Will sunsli no never conic uam? At Ihpi tlic west wliul lii'ouiiht ii onu Serene, warm, clomlless, cnsliil Uiiv, As thnujfli .s'epteuihcr, hiiviiiK hioini " A Musi of leui'icst, uuir had thrown A giiunlli l to tin. layered May. backward to Spring our fioie.es flew. And, oiuvk s or the course, of Time, 1 hi- liluomy ill!) s liejian anew. !l hen, as ;t happy ilieiini conies I rue, Or uh u ioe( louts Ins rhyme Half wondered nl, hail' iinliclieveil I round ll.ee. H ien.lliesl ol' the llowersl "' J hen Summer's jio heiuno hack. Kroen-leaved, And il doomed ueiicl, awhile rcpricvcil, Kirst lcilmoil how truly they were our, Dear violet ! :) the Autumn hrinir 'I lice vernal ilionui. till thou, like mo, Hiilsi cl:ui i to thy luiuvjiintrf Or was it Hint Hie tlionulill'ul Spring 1M conic uiruin, in waruh ul thee? H'thnl Lmltncimt Jnhnumi, in I'enttiry, remarkable. A tall, good lookinguiau, dressed in tln uniform of the (i. A. H., was l.'d in wilh a bandage over his eve. His inline was George Werner, and liis present occupation is that of a farmer down in Indiana. Werner's life has been nn adventurous one. He began in the ltussian navy mid went through the Crimean war." He then ram to America anil enlisted in the United Stales navy in lNoli. He voyaged all over the world, being attached at one time to the l'aeitie squadron, and, dur ing the war. witnessed the light be tween the Monitor and Merriinac in Hampton roads. He was discharged from the navv, enlisted in one of the A PRINCE'S BREAKFAST. One of tlie riiMni of l-:liu.Atioii at the Cuurt. of Prints!. Until Prince William, the oldest son of the Crown Prince of Prussia, had arrived at the age of lifteen, lu had lo study daily from nine to twelve a. m., a pause of a quarter of an hour being allowed at eleven for breakfast. Tb Prince got regularly a piece of whits) bread, with such fruit as was in scasoii. l'r. D , his tutor, got beefsteak, etc. for breakfast. The savory smell of the meat always seemed to raise a feel ing of longing in the Prince's breast. l'oniisj lyania regiments and took part i a!"' e-V('8 would often w under from in several battles. Shortly after the P1' (nv" modest repast to the smoking NO ROOM FOR MOTHER. AT THE HOSPITAL. How Men Act When They Are Under tho Knife. Some, Wliu Look lli-uve. Whimper, While Others, Who Seem Weak, I'rove to lie Heroes An Old Soldier's Tardy Wound, u'one ''i "If you are desirous of .studying maimed luiiuaiiily," said the senior Burgeon the other day to a Tribune re porter in the operating room of the Alci:in lirotliers' Hospital, "just be seated tor a little while and you will hao a goud opportunity." There porter accepted the proffered chair, ami a the), were jviiitiiig for the lirst patient to be brought in the doctor re marked; ''Nothing will strike you more than Hie way in which some pa tients holiuvc. Men who, to judge from Iheir looks, you would judge to be the most capable of bearing pain, are of the worst, and nil the other hand, men who look as if they would shrink at the very sight of the surgeon's knife arc in it the opposite. 1 he lir.sl two patients brought in fully corroborated the doctor's re marks. The lirst one was a big Ger man saloonkeeper, weighing fully two hundred and tiny pounds. He had .to be assisted to the jabre, although the doctor remarked 'that he could eel quite well without assistance. vow, lin n, said (lie surgeon, "tin j'ou get on the table."' , (lector, do.Qlor. vast ist yon going to do to me? You vill not hurt nie:' ' mid the big, strong man, who looked so fierce began to whimper. '.No, no," replied, tho doctor, "you w on't he hurt. Tut, tut, lie. a uiau. Don't cry." The Herman lumbered onto the table, mid it was found that, a very slight in cision would he necessary; it would be over in a second, and would not hurt more l luiu -1 1 1 ing .one's linger. The moment the .victim saw the knife he began to bellow: "U, doctor, give nie II ther. ), noil), nein!'' As' ho saw the knife gelling ready, and when the point touched him. he gave a yell loud enough In waken the deal). Tho nest in order was a boy not more than sixteen ears of age." He was so weak that he had to be carried to the table by the lirotliers. He was Fullering from disease of the hip joint , and lubes had to be inserted in order to drain oil' the pus The operat ion was a painful one, and no ether was iidniinistereil, but never n moan cry or groan escaped I he boy's lips from tart to linisli, ami only a slight trenm imis smellier wiieu the incision wan made. 'There s a brave lad,'' naiil the doc tor when he had liiiished. and the boy smiled, seeming to appreciate the com plimcnt. The next brought in was a funny one. It. was that of Sam Jones, a colored run-tahnul. who had been hit ou Uio head with a brick by a while man in a "levee" row. Sam had the top of his Pktill stove In, and the blow would have killed any ono but a negro. The brain (ould be seen through an aper ture about one and a half inches in diameter. The blow had quite taken away his power of speech, all lie could Fay being simply "yes" or "no," and lie Fat on a chair mid grinned idiotic ally. The present operation was to dress I he wound and lit on a plaster of pari i skull cup. It would have made ham's fortune us a "nigger" minstrel man if In1 could have been seen with his black face grinning tinder the while cap. , --. . -r 'Ihe next ease was? on extraordinary one. The Brothers led it) a short, s!uie y (ionium, who had just been admitted. The doctor had Hot yet c:"i"'pe. h!m, w he n-'lrert him. what' w as the matter. The reply he received was a shake of the head, and then he pu.i up his hands and said, "Too! too!" "Too, too what?'' said the doctor. "Are yon an esthetic?" The Gcruinu again shook his head find made a million with hi hands as if playing a trumpet, again saying: "Too, too." ' Now I catch on," said tho doctor. Il appeared that the man was a musi cian in an itinerant German band, and w Idle pla ing the trumpet oh the street f-uddcnly Inst Mi power of speech. It v. as a case of aphasia. Imt it was re markable from the faet Cunt on exam ination apparent injury could be di-.-iivered. The man had nlso lost his pi. nniry. He tried "fo 'write his wifeV name, hut could neither do that nor ci. lib! remember his own. The ue.t patient was also somewhat war he came to Chicago, where he was some time, city undertaker. "What's the matter with you, George?'' queried mo uoeior. "tint shot in the eye during a sham battle in Indiana," was the reply. And. sure enough, Werner, who had gone through all sorls of real battles. bad at last succumbed to a sham one. lie had been hit in the left eye by a wail, ami on examination the doctor decided thai the only means of savin the other eve was to take the damaged one out. "All right, lire away,"' said the old soldier, taking oil' his coat and stretch ing himself on tho operating table. l'Alicr wax administered and the dam aged eve removed. Might behind the eye was found a piece of wad about me si.e ot hall a dollar. How it had not killed him was a miracle. The last case to be brought ill was an instance oi now niucli is none in a charitable institution, like the Alexian Hrothers', for poor patients. It was the case of a youug German who had iieen run over by a street car and had bis leg fractured. His lee began to slough, and he has been an inmate of the hospital since last December. I'here is very little hone, if anv. of his Jog licing saved, and even if it should lie, he w ill be a cripple for life. The chances are he will die soon, but he steadily refuses to have his leg cut oil'. If this had been done some tinieagodie would have been coins about now with an nrtilicial leg, but he won t allow It. In his case it is sheer cowardice that prevents him giving his consent, and unless he does it the doctors are unable to operate on him. Meanwhile he re ceives the .best lhe"hospilal affords in i tie way ot food anil surgical dross ings, and lie must have cost tin lirotliers at least live hundred dollars Mince his admittance. While he was being dressed he bellowed like a hull and began the bellowing before ho was even touched The doctor was just putting up his instruments aller tins ease when (lie clang of Ihe hell of the patrol-wagon was heard, and two policemen shortly unci 'wards entered supporting between them a respectably-dressed Tad about nineteen years of age. The boy gave liis name as Joseph Tobias, and said he had attempted suicide in Lincoln I 'ark by taking poison, the reason being that lie had no home, no friends, no work and no money. He was at tended to, and there is some chance of bis recovery. The reporter and tho doctor hen walked through the hospital and visited some of the private rooms where "pay" patients are treated. In one room was poor Kelly, Ihe tireuian, who was so badly hurt by the upsetting of the chemical engine sonio time ago. Kelly's injuries are very severe and he will never be an ellieient iiremau again. His leg is fractured, but the worst injury is to his arm, which is hadlv burned to the wrist, all the nius- fHo being exposed. He will never be able to use the arm again. Another remarkable ease in the hospital is that of a man who is being treated for in flammation of the inner membrane of the heart. He is an anatomical curi osity in his way, his heart being on his right side and his liver on the left. The curious part of the case is that the man when admitted did not know, of this peculiarity. Ihe AlcAian lirotliers' Hospital is one of tie best conducted and most de- servingrharitios in the city of Chicago. Not a single individual in the institu tion receives a cent of salary, and the Hrothers lead a life of the greatest self-doni.il, rising at daybreak, wilder and summer, and di voting the entire day to the nursing of the sick. 'J heir vuws bind them to poverty and obed ience and all they do is for the good of others, trusting for their reward in tho hereafter. They are at present build ing an addition to the hospital to Cost about twenty-live thousand dollars. Cliirit'jn Trili tine. plate of his tutor. The latter also felt u certain amount of embarrassment in thus raising envy, or a similar feeling to it, in the heart of his pupil. The stern discipline w hich regulated even the meal times and recreation did not, however, allow of the slightest indul gence. One day the lesson, both in German and Latin, had been done in splendid style, and lr. 1 felt tlni laudable satisfaction of an instructor when his pupil does honor to his teach ing. "Casar tie bello oallieo" bad been rendered with spirit when eleven o clock struck. A servant entered with breakfast on a silver trav a smoking beefsteak for the doctor and a basket with bread and grapes for his princely pupil, who, as usual, did not fail to east stolen glances at his tutor's plate. "Prince," said Ihe Doctor, carried away by his good humor, "I'm a great lover of grapes; suppose we exchange von eat inj steak and I your" The iloc tor had not time to finish his speech before his pupil had taken the steak, with the brightest of faces. liolh teacher and pupil were eniovintr their exchange when the Crown Prince en tered the room. Perhaps bolh eaters blushed, but the father made no remark, but merely inquired as to how hi i son had learnt, and was rejoiced to hear the doctor's good report. At twelve o clock, as the tutor was about retiring, a message was brouHit that the Crown Prince desired to speak with him. Doctor," said his Highness, "explain to me how it was that the Prince ate beefsteak and you a cold breakfast?" Tho tutor put the matter in the best light, as n joke which his satisfaction with his pupil had caused him to make. i allow the joke for this once, ' said his Highness, "but 1 wish the Prince to accustom himself to see these ar rangements for your comfort without envy, and also that he should be satis- lied with the food iriven him, which allows of an alteration in future years. What w ill he require at twenty" if he longs for beefsteak for breakfast now? liread and fruit are wholesome and fully sullicient for a boy of his age." When breakfast was brnuirht next day. the Prince did not look away from his plate. "A splendid bunch of grapes!" said he to himself; "a wholesome and xcellent meal, which 1 prefer to your beefsteak, doctor. " Vhrisliitn I'uiun. Tho I'm hello Story of An Old llewrt Hint Hull to Unburden Itself. "Going north, madam?" "No, ma'am." "Going south, then?" "I don't know, ma'am." "Why, there are only two ways to ,'" "1 didn't know. I was never on tlm cars. I'm waiting for the train to fo to John." "John? There, is no town called John. Where is it?" "Dh! John's my sou. He's out in Kansas ou a claim." "I am ;oiiig right to Kansas niysclt. l on intend to visit?" "No, ma'am." She said it with a sigh so heart-burdened the stranger was touched. "John sick?" "No." The evasive tone, the look of pain in the furrowed face were noticed bv the stylish lady as the gray head bowed upon the to'il-niai ked "hand. She wanted to hear her story; to help her. "Kxettse nie -John in trouble?" "No, iio-i'ui in trouble. Trouble my obi hear) m-ver thought to see." "The train does not come for some time. Here, rest oiir head upon niv OF GENERAL INTEREST. iik. CHUNKS OF WISDOM. Shko nl The Press of Japan. Interesting statistics are just pub lished in counection with the Japanese press, the newsnnpers and perinrlleflls being arranged in accordance with the subjects with which they deal. It ap pears that there are thirty-seven pub lications devoted to educational mat- ! fcvii. unil these have a total circulation of 4i,6:i'J per month. There ant. seven medical papers, with a monthly circu lation of 13,614; nine relating to sani tary matters, with a circulation of 8,1'Jii; two onorostry and two on phar macy. There are 6even journals de voted to the various brioches of sci ence, with a circulation of 2,428, and to these must be added twenty-two papers engaged in popularizing sci enoo, with a total circulation of 7U.UG0. (yht iliti)i f ('. - tlie system of public distribution of Livad or grain among tlie people was not abandoned till tlie seventh century after Christ. A Short Sermon by t lit VenrrHlile Hie Limekiln Cluli. Gill a man credit if you want to start him on de road lode poo' house. As it am de roughness ot the grind- stun which sharpens de axe, so it tun de trubbles of life which aige up de human mind. Gray hn'rs am entitled to respeck only when de owners of gray heads re speck deirselves. It (loan t do nnr good to light a can- lie, arter von have 'bin eatin' wormy apples in de dark. J)e pussen w lio liniges ot de speed of a mule by his hrav mustn't, complain if cbcrybody passes him on tie road. De pusson w ho ant neliber tempted desarves no partickler credit fur obey in' de law. De less advice you gin widoiit pay do mo credit you will receive fur bein chuck full o' wisdom. Men who expeck to be treated jist as vmi treat dein will neither slander nor abuse you. lielwecn read in' a man's character by his bumps or goiu' on a picnic wid him, take tie picnic. What we calkeilate on doin' fur to morrer won't pay de grocer fur 'Inters nor de butcher fur soup-bone. De man who aims to elevate his fel-low-men can't be too kccrful to pre vent, de nayburs from oborhoarin' his fam'ly riots. Doau' be too hard on human nalur'. De man who kin sot dow n an' tell vim exactly what dis keulry needs to make her great an' glorious may have no ideal) whar' his nex' bar' of Hour am comin' from. A religion which can't stand befo' do sight of a circus purcesshun or de soun' rT a inline nni ii'T won I'lggtu arotiir de kentrj'. People w ho expect a man to kick his own dog in case of a light have got a big surprise laid uji fur em. When you Hatter ycrsclf dal de ma jority of people (loan' know de diller enoe between de roar of a lion an' do bray of an a-s you have struck a banana-peel which will bring ycr down kertiop. Lots of men who would establish an orfun asylum if dey bad de money will beat a wood-sawyer down thirty per cent, below de goiu" price. Detroit t'r e Press. "You tire kind. If my own were so I shouldn't be ill Irouble. to-night." "What is your trouble? May be I can help you." "It's hard to tell it to stf angers, but my old heart is too full to keep it back. When 1 was left a widow wilh the three children I thought it was more than I could bear; bill it wasn't bad as this" The stranger waited till she recov ered her voice to go on. "I had only the cottage and my will ing hands. 1 toiled early and late all the years till John could help nie. Then w e kept the girls at school, John and nie. They were married not long ago. Married rich as the world goes. John sold (he collage, sent me to the eily lo live with them and he went West to begin for himself, lie said we had provided for the girls and Ihey would provide for me now " Her voice choked with emotion. The stranger wailed in silence. "1 went to them in the city. I went to jnary s first. Mie lived in a great house, with servants to wait on her; a house ninny limes larger than the little collage but I soon found there wasn't room enough for me--" The tears stood in the lines oil her cheeks. The ticket, agent came out softly, stirred the lire and went back. After a pause she continued: i weni to aiartna s-went w ith a pain in my heart I never felt before. I was willing lo do any t li i n r so as not to bo a burden. Hut" that wasn't it.- 1 found they were ashamed of my bent old body and withered face ashamed of my rough, wrinkled hands made so toiling for them--" Tho tears came thick ami fast now. The stranger's hand rested caressingly on the gray head. "At lasl they told me I must live at a boarding house and they'd keep me there. I couldn't sav any thing back. My heart was loo full of pain. I w rote to John what they were going to do. He wrote back, a' long, kind letter for me lo conic right to him. I always hud a home while he had a roof, he said. To come right I here and stay as long as 1 lived. That, his mother should never go out to strangers. So I'm go ing to John. He's got only his rough hands anil his great warm heart but there's room for his old mother God bless him." The stranger bl ushed a tear from her fair cheek and awailed the conclusion. "Some day wheu I am gone where I'll never trouble them again Marram! Martha will think of it all. Some dav when the h amis that toiled for them are folded and still; when the eyes that watched over them through many a weary night are closed forever; when the little old body, bent with the bur dens it bom for them, is put away where it never can shame tliPm ." The agent drew his hand quickly before his ryes, and went out, as if lo look for the train. The stranger's jeweled fingers stroked the gray locks, while (he lours of sorrow and the tears of sympathy fell together. The weary heart was unburdened. Soothed by a touch of sympathy tho troubled soul yielded to the longings of rest, and she fell fast asleep. l'iiltti iititt Tintcx. A marriage recently occurred iu a fishing smack oil' Sau r'rancisoo. -A l'lencliman of much ingenuity has imenled a lock which admits of ;!,(il7,.'l.s.') combinations. Colored men propose to raise f l.UOO.OtH) to erect monuments in Washington to the benefactors of their race. it seems a hard thing that so mauv dudes should be walking about with nothing to do when the hand organ man has to pay forty dollars font monkey.- Iltiltiiiwris I h-raid. The people of Guadalupe, Mex., ore evidently engaging in agriculture on an extensive scale, judging from Ihe recent, arrival of three hundred American plows al that place. Dr. Hichardson, of Loudon, re mnrkslhat if tin1 mortality of the youti" among Ihe lower animals be compared wilh that of the children, it will be seen that there is no animal which loses so large a proportion of its oil spring as w omen do. I'arnier I'mlerwooil, of Hodman, N. Y., look a line calf lo Wnterlown in his wagon to sell to the butchers. Just as he reached the railroad a locomotive came along ami whistled shrilly. Tim calf gave a start, tumbled and dropped dead in the wagon, apparently dying of frig hi. -liulfalo papers are enthusiastic over Ihe game of base hall. The home club was recently beaten by one from Iiochehter, and the next day Ihe start ling head-lines in a morning journal announced: "lioasted bv ltochesler i he liiill'alos Again Succumb to the Arch-Kncniy." Troij Titm. A Georgia newspaper man visited a terrapin pen the other day where were contiiied three hundred of these costly little turtles. hen their keeper iliped on their pen Ihey crowded about like n drove of hogs, and showed like eagerness to tackle the feed, w hich was shrimps, crabs and small lish. Does Hie sunlight falling upon an ordinary wood lire have any client upon its burning? It is a popular notion that the lire burns more feebly when the sun shines full upon it. It is now alleged by scientific men that there may be some such inlliieiice produced by the action of the sun thirnuo limrs. Alfred Krupp owns probably the largest business in the world dependent on one individual. Ihe works within tho town of Ksseii, Germany, occupy more than live hundred acre's, half of which are under cover. According to a census taken in September, 1HX1, the number of hands employed bv Mr. Krupp was l!),(i(lo, and the members of Iheir families Vi. 77ii -making 06,;)Hl persons supported by his works. Six-year-old Daisy Gatchcll was fishing from a pier in Cayuga lake, N. Y., one day recently. She had her hook baited and was about to throw il into the water when a duck waddled up, swallowed the hook, entered the water, and swam away wilh Ihe hook, line and pole. Tlie bird was a pet and w as used ns a decoy by the sportsmen, and when it heard its master's call il. swam to Ihe shore. The hook was cut oil' wilh a file and removed wit hunt se rious injury to the duck. --Tlie population of Pennsylvania, by Ihe hist census, was I,''ml',m!M, anil In composition approximated more closely to the normal standard than most American Stales, males being to females as to L'll; nalivr born to foreign born as Mli lo o. and white lo colored as 41!! to 8. This is a more nearly equal proportion of the sexes man in any oi mo ail ommg Mates, a smaller proportion of foreign born than ill New Jersey, New York or Ohio, and Something new in feminine loco motion is called the "tennis strut." Il is quite generally adopted by the girls of the period, and it does not matter that it is undignified so long as il is fashionable. Invited to Take a Seat. An Austin merchant, who had failed several limes to collect a bill from Colonel Verger, went to the hitter's residence determined to get Ihe money. He was nn t at the door bx Sain John- sing, who had orders to keep out peo ple w ho came with bills. "Is Colonel Yerger in?" "What docs yer want ?" "1 want hi i) money." "All right, sah. hf hits your money you wants, jess step in de parlor. Hit's only de, folks dat's after the Kurnel's money tint he don't keer to see. Ho wouldn't be in ef you was arter hit money. " Ti rnx Sijliny.i. "The women appear to do all tbo work," writes Colonel Watterson of the Swiss. It is not uncommon to sen a girl and a dog hitched to a cart and trolling along together like a pair of ponies. Tho men, great strapping fellows, idle am! lazy, loaf about the basseries. Their wives, daughters and sisters till the fields and supply the markets. a smaller proportion of colored than in Delaware, Maryland or est Virgin a. - l'liltll:ljlitl Ve.su. - Some two weeks ago a young man of Moransburg, Pa., was bitten on the ankle by a copperhead snake. Whisky was applied externally and internally, but in an hour or two Ihe limb had swollen lo such nn extent that serious consequences were feared. The bid's father then placed his son's foot in a basin and poured coal oil iu the recep tacle until the wound was covered. Not long after a substance resembling quicksilver was noticed in the oil. ami the young man found relief. Next day lie was sullicient ly recovered to walk about. I'n'iidi Ijihiu llrrvrrf. A box left at a lioston police sta tion one day recently by a messenger caused a great deal of nervousness among the ollieers for awhile. It was suspected that. Ihe box contained dyna mite, and Chief Nelson left the. station hurriedly. As the policemen came in tt 11(1 looked ill the box they were warned that it was dangerous, and they hur ried out. When Policeman Kean start ed to ononth" box the others warned him. All the policemen in the station went across the. street while Kean opened the box and found therein a toy wooden dog. ltnnlun llrrultl. -The late renowned trotter, Hani bletonian, is buried at Chester, N. Y. This remarkable animal is the founder of a family of trotters that lias added many millions of dollars to the taxable tiropcrty of the I'nion. In addition he has given the people of tho United States a roadster that has no equal on the globe. After the death of the widow of Ilambletoniiin's owner the properly passed out of the control of the Ksilk l iiuily, and now old Hum. bletonian's grave is deserted. ,A sug gestion is miide that lovers of good horses .should have a railing placed around the grave and an equestrian statue erected over it, properly hp cril d. .V. J', ,s'tfi, " PERSONAL AND IMPERSONAL. Colonel Daniel Snow, of Skowhe gan. Me,, has lived, on one farm for eighty years. He is ninety years olJ. Lord Kothschild sent Mine. Patti, as a little preseut, a paper-knife of blonde tortoise shell, "the handle and tlie name of Mine. Patti one blaze of diamonds." (ieorge Jones has a son Gilbert, who is superintendent of Ihe machinery department of the New York YYmrS ot liee, with a. salary of ten thousand dol lars a year. Harry Duranl. of Atlanta, Ga., Is such a bicycle eiithusiust that he arose in his sleep one night recent Ir and rode his machine live miles into the country and back before sunrise. An Indian boy passed through Bis marck, D. T., some days ago, who hail three arms and three eyes. His extra arm was between his .breast and shoulder-blade, ami two of his eyes were on the right, hut in different sockets, while his other eye was in its proper place. Vhiaujn Inifr Dccan. - Fifty-seven years ago, July 27, the mother of Nathaniel Keenn, of Turner, Me., was buried. Mr. Keene remem bers Ihe rain on i lint day. Since then he has noted each year the return of the anniversary of the day. Out of the lifly-six July J7th since then fifty three have been rainy. Huston (llole. Two old soldiers recently met at Sioux Falls, D. T., who had never seen each oilier but once before, and thai once was nt the battle of Gettysburg, where one of them wore the blue and Ihe oilier the gray. Al tlie time of their first meeting ihey both were on the advance picket lines. Chicago Mint. It is stated that Mrs. Agassis found one morning in ono of her slippers a cold, little, slimv snake, one of six sent the day before to her scientific spouse, and carefully set aside by him for safely under the bed. She screamed: "There is a snake in my slipper!" The savant leaped from his couch, crying: "A snake! Good heavens! Where are the other liver" One of tho oddest characters In Itoston, Isaac H. Swatello, better known as "Yankee Doodle," a nick name Ihfit ho acquired by invariably whistling that tune while marching along the streets delivering to his r.us loniers the boots nnd shoes he had re paired, died recently in that city. He advertised himself iu this way and made it pay well, for ho accumulated quite a lul l line by his industry and dabbling shrewdly in real estate. The last years of his life were spent in n house lie had built at. a cost of $.r0,0U0. Host on I 'u.it. There is living near Whilesville, Harris County, 'Thomas llarralson, whose wife eleven months ago gave birth to triplets, two boys and one girl Cleveland, Hendricks and (jilucn Victoria. These lilllo ones wero healthy and vigorous and grew rapidly. A few days ago all wero attacked with cholera infantum, and last Thursday night Hendricks died, Friday morning Cleveland, and early Friday night Queen Victoria, only thirty-live hours troin the death of the first to the death of Ihe last. They wero buried at Whiles ille iu one grave, Macon (Oa.) Tulcinijili. "A LITTLE NONSENSE. "Great men often riso from small beginnings," says a writer. F'rom the point of an ordinary every-day little lack, for instance. There are 1,0'J7 women over one hundred years of age iu Paris; nt least (here are that number of women in tho bullet of Ihe grand opera. A'ew Haven Sam. He stood under the window and sang: "How Can I Leave Thee?" Hut he did leave, and so suddenly that the dog went back of the house and wept. Nt. I.uii in Chronicle. 'The usual way: The fititumcr ra n rorncs drenching dowa In It retrenliuiR nIiowit, Wlnlo I wahin h ilnorway sisnil. lioprinoneil tor an hour. Anil nn enel) nlus-tfisl) tnomont drags .My woniler irrows more Htrnujr, Thst t lelt my umln-ella homft Ami took iny caun nlonH-. ISoiiicrrillr Journal. Little girl -Are yon Mr. Flynn that comes to see our cook, Mary Ann? Mr. Flynn -Yes, sissie. Little girl Well, papa lias got a new bull dog, and ho says the next time Mary Ann's little Irish dude comes to the house he'll try the dog on him. .Won't you come up now? I want to see hiiii bito you. Tid-llits. Mamma -"Now, Kflie, lam going to allow you to sit at the table wilh all tin: company; but you must not forget lo bo polite and sav, 'Yes, please' and 'No, thank you.' F;ffie (with an unlimited capacity for din ner)- "All right, ma; but I don't think I shall have to say, 'No, thank you.' " The Jntliji: Mis Klbel I have such a lovely compliment for von, Clara. Miss Clara-Yes? Miss 'Ethel-Yes; I told Mr. F'eiilherly last evening that you were only a trifle over tweuly-twq aud very beautiful, and he said you didn't look it. I suppose, (if course, that be meant that vou didn't look to be twenty-two. Hes delightful. Ar. Y. Sun. Mumps, the farmer, has married city girl who is trying to learn country ways. She has heard her husband say that lie must buy a. dog and responds: "Oh, yes! do, 'Chawles, liny a seltei dog. lie can be a watch dog at nighl and-set on eggs all day, for I can't make the hens set, though I've held them dovvu tin hour at a tiiuo." X. Y. Uaald.