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THE FARMVILLE HERALD. HONOR TOR THE PAST, HELP lo): THE PRESENT, HOPK FOB THE FUTURE. VOL. XI. FAUMYIUi;. VA.. FRIDAY, JANUARY J. 1901. NO. 14 CITY DIRECTORY. ? ? ' .11 anti uni W. ., and W. '. w l nnberl iin.l W.P. . ... r. Kol.e-Ol). - PRINCE EDWARD COUNTY DIRECTORY. ? iictitt Court, niirl. i onri. Dupuy, I, A. A. llii-i. UH. li, VV. assfl. ? me. I. ni Schools. D ,a. p. sV. BECKHAM DENTIST. Ar 1?k. Th t< K*n N - Old . - VIRGINIA. ll W FLOURNOY, UN ll - \ I LAW. of Prince Bd ir C FRANKLIN, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, V \. ? ? ? Kdward ' our! of IDS- R H. WATKINS. WATKINS $ WATKINS, ?ATTORNEYS AT LAW, FARMV il.li:. V v. S at Kk'hmond, In liitnk * HODGES MAN M. J M- CRUTE, fiirinville, Va. MANN & CRUTE, Atti. il Law. Stall : U P. VANDERSLICE, ATTORNEY AT LAW. - , ? .m.I 1-,'lerai %, Main st., (, S. WING, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Green Bay, Prince Edward County, Ya. I lu.int anti nd (' H. BLISS, SERAL AUCTIONEER, RMVILUE, V \. I it'ljolniiiK Oe. H. C. 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X *> : His Educated Bee : ii I'M A-GOUfG to tall von fellen iii'oiit inv , ddie ir..; | I I Bda IM. "Thi- hue l.,e ;in''l was ont In my fjardln thal 'liv. I iiere lookin' arounil un' the bee I tn ipassia' c .,' my ' It's bard to fool a bee on the weather, but. this shower came np so almighty quick I vv.-ts fooled my? self. First I knew lt was CTScV all over my head. I pal fer tin 1 ? nd the bee put fer his boase, an a bif* hailstone cracked lum one, ns porty a Wing shot as IM want to on a paltridge. Down come Mr. Bes, blasts' righi across my face on' fell a'niost under my feet, lie - li n big, finc-looklii', tatellifeBl Betta' bee that I picked up i ful an' took him to my hon-o, aol i-eein' nny probability of his gettin' to '?ii. The next hailstone would hare finished his cay*i ? "It took sr,me little lime for thal bee to pit used to me. I fed him (.root! cm sugar an' water till I go! In ] could handle him. Then I took to lettin' bini Hy aroiiii' Hie roon, I found him settin' s-top of a whiskj bottle that happened to ba been barta1 a cold that biz/In' his wings an' sceinin' i mighty satisfied with the smell of the cork. That put it into mv bead to try him with a little whisky an' - an' he took to lt kindly. I wouldn't give it to him regular, un derstaad, fer lt ain't no part of I'nole Hi's make-up to be corruptin' the ts of the field with strong drink; but just a appetizer before meals. "Ile never got drunk but once, an' that was excusable, fer I was on n bit of a celebrate myself that time, an' spilled a lot of whisky on the lioor. I guess Hisser must have seed spiders In lils dreams that night, for he was mighty ashamed of '? f 1 ? \t day, an' it waa a week before he'd lake hip morning snifter. Wal, with the nld of that whisky I got him po's he'd answer to his name an' come flyin' to me bizxin' his wings like .1 locus' whenever I'd call him. I could let him out of the house without fear that he'd run away. We'd go out fer walks together nn' he'd chase flies or fight with darnln'needles, or go honey suckin' In the flowers, or may be stop to pass the time of day with some wild lice, but whatever the wild bees said to him they never got him to leave mo. "Hack he'd come when I called, an' In the evenin' after his nightcap of whisky he'd curl up In the corner of a little box I fix for him an* go to aleep. There waa only one thing wron!.' with Hi/zer. He was almighty jealous. I haii a pet chipmunk around the place, an' Hi/.rer wouldn't endure that chip. He'd buzz aroun' the chip's head nn' then he'd light on the end of chip's tail till the poor little crit? ter went a'niost loony with fear that he'd get stung. Lively as the chip was, P.izzer was a sight livelier. Once the chip nearly got him while Riz.zer was takin* his noonday nip. After that l'i/zer neTer let him alone. Rn' the little feller give up the fight an' went out Into the cold world to grub fer mite like an ordinary chipmunk. I was sorry to lose him. but I'd got mighty fond of Biz.zer, an' I wouldn't have traded him fer 50 of Rill Ever sole's yaller purps." "Kf that wonderful bee had ever set fool on Sarcher," began Hill, pricked to wrath, arid never got any farther, for there was n chorus of protests against the interruption, and t'ncle HI mildly preferred a request that some ??11 him whether he was telling ?tory or Hill Kversole; also that ell Hill. That gentleman having been squelched, the old man continued; "Wal, it never occurred to me that iras SSythin' but a pleasant Companion. I didn't titrgcr as how he should be made to work fer his livin". Ii WSS enough to just have him armin' imp'ny. Bat one day late in June after Blazer au' me had got ty well acquainted S feller come spookia' aroun' my honeysuckle vines with a bi ir sat. Ba was s harmless crit ter an' pleSSBBl spoken, an' he had a bottle in his pocket thal was BOSMthin' He saitl he was collet-tin' but? ti 1 (lies, an' if I hadn't no objections he'd like to hunt a lew in my gardin. I hadn't BOBS, a" h. hunted. A ft er he'd 1 nt lo- conic nrotin' to me settin' on my doorstep au' I ast him what luck. " Trit ty good." say* he. 'I didn't git one species, though.' he says. "They high,' says be. They don't cobbs down much thia time o'year, rd give a quarter apiece fer them fellers,' he ? "Then he palled out his bottle again ed lt over. "'Minti ef I gire a sip ta my frien'?' I ask- ,i. '? 'Certainly not." says he, very polite, but ht looked a Utile huffed wheal poured a bit on the doorstep. "I buzzed willi inv lips sb' I.izztr 1 lui.stlin' un' settled down, in thi whisky. I here'i fl bee in the whisky.' .rink liquor,' he say*. r if it'll make him drunk'.'' " 'lt will not,' I say*. He ai vcr geU T, drunk.' "?Whew!' s;n s the stranger. "They Irink r BUS! ba a li"' town-hip.' he win re asea tba laai eta hil 11 ?? -i hal's my bee, strang! r. 1 He's got I Bp ld enough.' "Hi/.- . ?? a reproachful look. 'er he appreciated that whisky, li ;han what bi was ssed to bein led regular mi Hank Diver's fain v .iL-tja*- Au offense, Hank. Vt*. i? wat. hard fer I:..?/? r tr, br. ak I done it an' came ari' sat in n That bug-lniiitt i " 'Will von sell (bal he. " 'No, tie,' sa) j I. 'Not tc \ I say*. That bet I " 'He's a grear 13.- the fel? ler. TM like to have him.' " Tou'd like to lock him up in a mu? seum, where he'd bu// a cur'ous public,' eav? I. 'None o' Ui?i fer Bisser.' "'Wal,' says he, T .-';? I could make a good blt out of show in' him off,' he says, 'but it w;imi'! tbs thinkm' of,' he says. 'I could use him In mv business,' be says. " 'How's that?' I asked him. " 'Why, if that bel wa? ite. Ttl || am him to hunt I 1 flies that Hy so high I can'' he says. ** 'How ",| you go to do it ?' says I. "'I don't just know how.' he says, "but any bl loogh to lie a Judge of good whisky,' he 'wouldn't make BO Job or I.,tobin' a few butterflies,' hs says. 'I I trie.nd ant,: her drink,' lu "We lad a drink all around. nsk'-tl the stranger if his tilter of a quarter apiece held food Ii 1 high-flyin' butterflies. Be ssid it did, and described some other kinds he'd price fer. "'K's a go,' says I. 'If you'll | an' ketch me a dozen i. lt kind I'll do the rest.' 'TM got an Idee Intomj heed. So thr feller kcteliei! thc butterflies an' wi 1! away, pron.Uin' to (.'onie bael week. Wal, I took them butter!! side thi '?? au' painted ths back of one of 'em with whisky and Then I put Bluer' the mixture jest to let him koo* an' t n rn. tl tin- butt erl! J looi up went Rizzer after lt. Wal, I h< flt to split. It was funnier thnn I hs reis to see that IS! r-gin' un' tlurtin' at the butterfly, an' the butterfly not knowla' ? nu' seared most to death. 11 got a good grip with his feet on to tho butterfly's back, they ram.- down tn a ? 1 r, fur BsSSSI 's Wi Ight was too much. "With one butterfly after soother I kept trainin' Hizzer all that Mm 10 when Vi say 'Nail 'em, Hi'/.' he'd jest soar np to the edlin', si/e up the game an' come swsopin' down onto it like a hawk onto ,1 chicken. Of course, every time he got a butter'' the whisky an' SUgsr offi D Itl back. Nexl dav I tried him with ii butti that wssnt pall ' ni! right, but he looked s'prised an' dis sppointed ? ? rt of Scratched his ear with his paw like he ind of but? terfly ain't got no honey. QueSS again.' "Hut I gave him some whisky as soon Ba he an' the bug landed, sn' n little time I h amt hun that ht ??? ketch any bug I sent him after an' he'd git his drink. After that it wsaI geln*. All I'd hare to do was to take him ont Into the garden on 1 nn' bold him on my finger till I ? , butterfly I wanted. Tin ri I'd point that one out an'say: Itali 1 'an' in two minutes that bug would have a pin through him. I never know ed him to sting any bug he was after but That was a big mothrni'ler ihat hap I io be out in the dav time In my m. an' when Blazer tackled it it was so strong (hat Bizzi 1 wan g.-tt-n' flew away with. "One little jab was all the moth want? ed. He come down so harri it like to 'a stunned poor Blzzer. Wal, whi feller with the net come back thi week he sn' me had a settlin' an' he paid me over Jest seven dollar an' sct Snty-flre cents. That's what von nn'irht cull good business. Don't s'posi any of you fellers ever made hs much ns that in a week imlf-ss it's H.ml,. Hill 1 log was only WUth Bri di sd an' that's a heap more'n he'd ever hara brung alive." "Where ls this all-fired smart I demanded l.i il. "Why don't von fi him aroun' so's we can sic hon A stranger might think yon was Iv in'." Uncle Hi. "Vru'll see Hi/zer some day. I'm goin' to set him g. on patch later Id the year if bi "V1 rs all right. Couple nf .' sent him up after a ya..er butterfly. ? nt that moir -nt one of I bloqderin' loeuscs come boomin' 1 an' there was a tumble collision in Blidsl air. Both oi '.in COU S flown to pether floppin' un' rollin' on ground, an' thc 1 . ' like 1 sawmill. Prettj ? ?> r gol in fi couple of stabs an' il was all 1 iv ith ?' pick ip, though, he was a,, kn. ed Be'a to I with three legs in a sling nn' his left ?? n splints. It's time I was goin' back to look after him. an' k. if iou"ll jest fill tba -ih a su ierior brand of whisky fit for a rial iee an' put it dow n 01 tat the same rate. I'll lake ir k 1 I ''"gs. I'hey'ri ives nothin's too good fer him."?X If. Sun. ls lim Oscar Waa Ills Bast, A st lomie and Nor* n Bonnier, the alar was iear sttockholm, a ran* ? , r similarly OCCapil '? . ited thal they should lunch to? other at an inn. "No; come home and lunch with me nstea/i," said thi he way to the palace .uni ..p. oed th* '*fe. M. BoBBlar wa- nain: ? tit lu- n, w pelt lg ' ??rm sorry." he said, "but I happen o be the king of this country, ami this s the only p gol to entertain Si iu and micheil, and talked bo*.nv toge! her all tia afieruoun.- H . .? ilsiaid.' ms SIGHT RESTORLD. Illlntl llrlil, . , ... n, In Baallah lliu'i - i.e. nt lt | ? ? ' ked -iiuu! ' I ' | BIGHT Bl . \ T A! TAR upon the sens of matri* anti pttlii - pre? dicting for the young maa a brilliant Bari Dyke, who ia about 2i y i graduate, with high Cam* and r ths tutel (special ?-. who srera \ paid to teach and I flt the young tuan lo follow in Sir William, ?her. who it of ci] on ? ruction of the Hritish em? it in :v cabinet. room has i" ? ri reatmenl by the ? they nave if en , .-? ? nt for the restoration of his ? Ihe instance of the / man himself that toe moment for ii. . lenti cal with the momenl of his supreme I tis in the church, when he was to go np to the aiiar to murry of Admiral I the son of Sir William Dyke re n who had ri him for ten years removing ? I very bril* i our.g man. and his parent He is rs * re the ssme amount of political ts Prof, Fawcett, blind, lr at the University of Ox who remains on record as itlsfsetory il that has ever held office ii USED STOVE FOR SAFE. Article W na a,.M. ? HlnrlitK lire Halli in ii uml iiniii. Rates Barely Sa> i <i. Thc Allon (111.) CC Bl of n Inter Ocean vv rites that Hoffman, of thal citj. would 8TOWIN''. AWAY H,.s WEALTH. ir al hand oauk. He u rock foi r paid him BB account of IBO the other . stuck the billa in a tore. "Nobody will think - there for money," though! slr. Hoffman. And nobody did. During his temporary sb ? . who at once had it set up in her house Mr. Hoffman ret. him ? Hoffman took a look about, i hit her. The purchaser had fire in I tire, ant! the re in thi Hoffman turned them over to a bank, wbl were o Washington foi i, demo? tion. ROGERS KEPT HIS WORD. A I'rt.nil.e Almle As lien a Hoy Wm lull hf tills lullllle.l lu Aft? er Wars. ardtaa an? gel In ? of II'-;.rv i. of the Standard Oil maj ? ? carrying new-pipers. ? town outright from | on the pru. I inlldlng, Ihe This struct ure Is the full i - w.is a small, seri ? ? i It was in the irro remark that he thi ought to have a ni a - To those who meant inert- i "Willi," drolled out the S] "I think so too; vv hi di d'I TOD one? Yon I "ter." There was a chorus of "haw. 1 ns tin . slid off the top of the barrel ta the floor and then drew bim ip red and Itirnlng. "I'll do It," I ? pie the chance to put the furniture in lt when lt's finished." The cpi-. The tmv grew, went to Pennsylranissnd tl to Brooklyn. One day it wsssnnoui that Mr. Bogers was going to build n school In Fairhaven. When lt was fln be wen! back. On the main si he met the scoffer of his bov | "I'm walting for that furnltur. raid. The man laug shiv, but sahl nothing. "Never mind," Mr. Bogers went on. "I guess I'll put it In myself, hut I wan! von to be on band to see that I have kept ray word." A SOLDIER OF FORTUNE. Aa American Oraanlaed Ihe I Linear Arni) ami (.ave lt ll lull Mandina. An American Is entitled to the ?if Iredll lt ls of reorganizing the Chinese army upon a basis app: Ing its pi. " . erick Townsend War ier of for? tune and a native of Massachusetts. In 1800, when the Taoplng I ful, Ward, vv! 'ti years old, and had served In the Preach army, found himself In Shang? hai. Ile i i bunt! cor: of men of various nationalities ai.il of? fered to capture a city for s tlxed price. Thc first achlevrment of his small army was lbs capture of the walled town Bungkiang, which area held by ? fl reward he was made a mandarin of the fourth rank. Ward cleared the country h Shanghai, being paid so much cash vi.???.ry he won. After awhile he 1 and was the natives attacked the city In large fore., whet) t the head of three ? armed am i d native regi? ments, who rescued Shanghai, rr after he became one of the It men tn the def. I ghai. He adopted the Chinese DStionsltt* the Dame of llwn, murriv ? t'-r of a wealthy mandarin and a mandarin of the hie admiral general iii th rjperor. Hen. Wart! died I resu!' ' received In dir. I i - him the h'ghest possible honors after his death by burying him In the fuclan cemetery at Ningpo. Ward's successor In command of ?' * ' forces -rsa M'l Charles C.. Cordon? "Chinese" Qt REFORMERS BEHEADED. Cruelly of the Chinese Kni|>reaa Dust naer I* si.U I tia l> Illoa trated. When the ern; Ins sbdl* . forced t' action by tba ampreaa latter had an opportunity to di her sanguinary despotism, tire! si ? ? 1 lt to the utmost Six of the re? formers who had been he! ' Ide for their too precipitate method of reorganizing the government of tlie empire lost their heads, ai others were marked out for slat] The numbers of the proscribed have who got ap the petition sgalnst the .r's deih- That this was < mit of n doubt, thong phols by means of which she escape.! ' her own rash design. The child vv! lected to succeed the present ru., and who ls still his official ? Chih, the emperor who dil ?id not of Kuang-Hsu. By thia action I* ont the latter from the list of ? t. and the year beginning with the Hat of January last would ll of I'rince Tuan. Sew Idea In lilllie Mn Lina. Son unking has been though! Of by a Coventry, publisher, who has had the ter' to put the ' ?? the Old. IH- ,?> plains hi" The Old 'i t aa a upon which the New Tes? tament should largely ma puts out the light. ? ? " !' tiaa Scrip! tl ira by mani'- I Ood on cai lt not be placed first In fad ns well ns In theory? .?_/?*/ ' A PERSISTENT WEED. AV I.I Mo. I, Ina Ul. .ri la a I'r..li ti.- ll il ti? ller uni! sunni,i r . ..r ll. Dim n I. rn aa nm! (.1 ula. ( i I ? t i -aa lt 1 WILD MORNING OLOBT. it Is similar to I in th- Bg thc batik* of streams or t : , d and ben v Iocs. ? I -palling ' .1 nilli ll, il ti. ld, it would, bt well lo plow the . ii lain! anil pin i quent cull p bos ? - ruction b_v i he cultivator, i ri ths to unfold ihe leaves In ? Ul rene** tl ? ami strength, bul If I itinn . In dm ?? up !lie si I i : icli labor. if the plants gn or in sa along the banka o, na bl' Or cnliiviit, v h? -f sui link sulphuric water iii II J.a ff of acid lot . f v ? like | .LARD CULTIVATION. Tree, a,., |n ,|,, a>a|| n. ,..,,.,, Wei lt?i.led nii.l lien,I, for (, ... Ill in lite S,n'iilK. App'es in ;i eu the fruii h.-. i' kee ? ed bv - i ri th r. ar I j th ? I !re? I reesed ii ihi* way ? - : s I HI ? ll li III il I 1 ted. - ? fought to ?