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THE FARMYIIJ-B HERALD ^^^^^^H ii l\\-i lilli' Kill THK 1MIKSKNT. HOI'K Kilt THE FUTL'UE. r/oLXV PARMVIUsE, VA., FRIDAY, DECBMBER 9, 1904. . NO. ll CITY DIRECTORY. ? ? K. I, ii, H. K aniliert ? I'. II.C. Klee COUNTY DIRECTORY. - - _ _ A BL ARM81 i: '" ATTORNEY AT LAW. .liomin: Va. Robt, kincaid brock. ATTORNEi Al' LAW, v,r Agnew's Drag Blore, Cor. Main and Third H ivillk, Va. Has ai u * Hoatvaot \ .1. Lee & Thompson Attorneys at Law, Farmvm.i.i: and Crewe, Va. miiptly rt _ J- M. CRUTE, ?Attorney at Law,? rAHMVlt.l.K, - - . VIRGINIA. Prac; adjolntn r of Virginia an - aa ? 0 WATKINS H. H. WATKINS. WATKINS $ WATKIM -AHORMEYS AT LAW, t VKMVII.I.F.. VA. mid Am Ila ant a I'hmoni al attention i - iu bani ru ploy. I WING. ATTORNEY AT LAW, Green Bay, Prince Edward County, Va. aaTXoURTs:?State and Pedera ^* C FRANKLIN ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, I'AMIi.lN CUV, VA. Court Vlr.lnlaand C.S. Courts. BRICKS! BRICKS! I am manufacturing a tine grade of Hard Briese for Foundations and Buildings, .me anti Hand Make, Kimon for chimu. ? I for outside work. Can lill orders promptly and pleaee yon. THOS. A. BOLLING, Farm vii; J. I'. IB vii I KUHN THE SIGN PAINTER WINDSOR HOTEL rial Sign, on Gla... Wood ano Mit. Lati.t Nt. Voa. Styli. b.ti.faction gua.antiio om no chang -Midi - Exact Examinations. . . IXX2X:XXXZXIXXIXXXI2 Wc jnit intelligence into examining ymir We aft careful that yon shall have inst what your eye* require. We fit them perfect! that they will Ir- com? fortable. Lenses Ground Properly, Hims [fiat Suit four Face, Glasses that Fit Your Needs ?. T. BLANTON, Je?eler and Optician. \\'HITE 4. CO., DRUGS, Medicines and Druggists' Sundrie il .pouiidcrt KAKiiVil.l.l.. VA. Motlnrs ia (it rc fill of thc health of your children. Look "at fm- i . (i-oiip and Whooping Cough, Stop them in time one Minute Cough tare is the li.-' re Hid tileasi,. ? bj liie W insti'ii Drug Co. riritliii-rtdcv's limn v iiml I .ir. ? a Co , Chicago, originated Hld Tar tis n throat utid lunK re ltd on nceouiit of tl.' d popularit] of Foley's Hone] na.I i'nr man] imitations are for the genuine. Ask for I ana Tar and tarnee any anbali* ' red as no other preparation - iiue satisfaction lt I oontalna a.. r elia.ir,.n anil delicate . W. H. Agnew. Bodily pain loaaa Ita terror if you've ?i bottle of l>r. Thomas' Electric Oil in the bonan Instant relief in l loraina, accidents of ant; -ort. ?, \ Ptasaaal PUL - ait and positive as I '.-Wat - Little Karly i mild and ef? fective that children, delicate Indie nut weak people enjoy their cleanaing effect, while - iy they ire the baal liver Jails Sold. Sold by ? aston Drag Co. Nu More Sun'eriiiir. If yon ure troubled with indigestion get a bottle ol Kodoi Dyspepsia ian how .[uieklj lt will cure yoi. i Spencer, la., says: "Have had Dyspepsia for twenty years iv;i- almost hopeless. Kodol -ni ('are wu- recommended and ! few hottles of it and it is tin only thlni that has relieved me. Would not lie without it Haye doctored with local physicians and with hopes of get Be relief, lint kodol Dj he only remedy that has done me any good, and 1 heartily recommend it. Every person Buffering with Indi? gestion or Dyspepsia should as.- i; Sold hy Tba v\ inston Drug Co. V \ iairlitened Horse, Running Ilka aaad down the -tret dumping tl.?Tiipants, or a hundred other accidents, ur- every day occur renee*, lt bahoome everybody to have a reliable Salve handy and there's none ,-is good rs r.iicklen's Arnica Salve. Burna, Cuts, Borea, Eemma and Piles, disappearquicklr under its toothing ?Us at White iV Co's., Drug Store. A ( ..-Itv Mistake. Blunders tin- sometimes a-r. nally life itself is tin ' a mi-take, tait you'll never he wrong if you take l?r. King's New life liii-for Dyspepsia, Dizzineaa, dead' adie, liver or Bowal troubles ric yet thorough. 'Joe, at White Drug Store. Ilia tors ( mihi Nut Help Her. "I had kidney trouble for years," ir- Raymond Conner, of shel? ton, Wash , "and the doctors could not help me. I tried Foley's Kid; ? and the very lirst dose gave me relief and I am HOW cured 1 can in.; - much for Foley's Kidney Cure." It makes the diseased kidneys sound BO they will eliminate the poiaona Dom - they titi UU health la impoaaible. sold hy H. H. Agnew. - Laxative Honey and Tar is an improvement over Cough, laing and Bronchia] remedies. It ads on the bowell drives the cold nut of the sys? tem, cures Croup, Whooping I B Pneumonia and strengthen the lungs. I ,? lluneyiaiii! lar is the hot Cough Syrup for child? hood, sold by Anderson Drug Co. When you need a pill it is always to buy the I- - little l.ivei Pille am the best, irv them. They have a way of their own. For sale by ri Drug Co. Nu (a-c of Pneumonia on Record. We do not know of a single instance i Cough oreold resulted in pneu monia or consumption when Poley'l Honey and Tar had been taken. Il cures coughs and colds perfectly, so d'. Dot take chances with some unktiowa preparation which may contain opiates which cause constipation, a Condition that retards recovery from a cold. Ask for Foley - Hone] and Tar and refusi -iitate offered. Sold by W, B Agi lh ware id Counterfeits. "DeWitt's is the only genuine Witcl Halal Salve" writes J. L. Tucker, o Centre, Ala "I have a-cd it in rn; family for Piles, Cuts and Burna fa i can recommend it to ba tl" ve un the market. Every tami ly should keep it, as it is an invalnabh lld remedy, and should alway lie kept on hand for itnniedi.r Samuel Gaga, of North Hush, N .-: "I had a fever sore on na ankle for twelve years that the (1 oe ti Ti Could not cure. All salves and blom remedies proved worthless. I coull not walk for over two years. Finall; i wm perauaded to try Da Wltt'a Wita) Ha/el Salve, which ha- eoinpletel; cured me. It is a wonderful relief. DeWitt's Wich Bau! Salve cure without leaving a scar. Sold by Tin ? Forcraked hands, chapped lips, am rOUgh skin, linesalve is the nicesl -:, bes! care, One application ii one night prov.- it. I or sale by An lcrson Drug Co. Look out for Coughs. Colds, ('ron! . U hooping Cough. They are dan ii nf the year. The; pneumonia or consumption Yon cnn prevent or cure all such com laxative li far?hii improvement over a' lung and bronchial rtanedies, and th ugh Syrup. Sold by I Drag ' . Veted colds make fal grave W .il 'rt Norway Pin Syrup helps man and women to a haj py, vigorous old age. Woman love a clear, healthy com Pura blood makes it. Hui ?mi Hitters makes pur CHItilttSlER'S tNULISH PENNYROYAL PILL! Ladle., vi ll li ll > NI > H ?. 1M.IINII lr* Al - I aa. no itlhrr. Krtii.f danger.,u? mlMl -iiii.nond liullall.. ri.mer I lr fur r.rllrular*. Teal ......IkI. ni Keller for Ladle. "turn Mall. IO.OOW TrMiniuulala. Mold I '.-flTKR CHEMICAL OO. ? ISO Jla41.ua <H..rt, PHIL*.., Pi J<*tte> Uliiwa "JACK" WAS A LOYALIST. He Deserted His Coiifrc'etntc Master and Joined th.- ; land During the War. "Union Jack." ur more briefly and familiar those who kntw hil nf the civil war. "J tiff characteristics, but that hi purebred araaevident b) l< hound-like fining a a deer-like symmetry ai. ' legs. Originally I ate Jailer In Front R paulen f aad I Jackson ma the pla. Join their rtL-i: after a rn D, wt re siro taken prisoners and brought > Front Royal. It was wh!, on provost guard duty that "Jai displayed dog sympathy : He made friendly overton Maryland officers and when tl nles fell back to take part In tl against Jacka aa 'J . on ac? companying them. ! ? ' coaxed, entreated, ol out all In vain. "Jack" of a BVddi no further use for his old ital master, and dir! not I als quarry of powi rful tee! an atten , I lng hand on him. He went Into the fight with tl ? rrowlng shells, chased after 1. barked deflan licked the faces of tia ? whined mournfully over the di "Jack's" behavior In thal brazed eloaer and On ri nd of af? fection which had l ? form r "Jack" returned to Front Royal a prisoner with the enpturi and in spite of all attempts to wi bani to old assocint ? loyal to tbe stars an tlon for the Maryland offli terable, and he I through all their ri ges of prison to Richmond "Jacks" aagadty and devotion wera amazingly human. On ti ? the parched na n wara tail he would seek water along 'la vvny, and bark loudly when he , First Maryland histor) hal Itt! the men were subsisting or. only Bra crackers to each man for five days this remarkable dog would catch chickens and bring them to the officers and sit content to take what the I cared to share with him. On one occasion win n a ? sore, sick Boldler dropped In tb< "Jack" remained with him hourt until a wagon took him D] low the sorrowful column on th prison. One of the most ?: In his character was the li "JACK," LOVAT, WAR 1 he developed for the ci ? form. He would refuse fi one In gray, and several tl BBCaaed being shot for his ungracious? ness to those garbed In that eoJor. When the men got to Richmond pris? on one of the first things "Jack" to soundly whip a dog belonging ti federate officer, an; i ahlla he was there would he permit any of the prison officials or guards to scrape an acquaintance with him. While "Jack" was always fri* nd] y to the men of the First Maryland he woaM not associate with them. In th,v ? he was an aristocrat. Baal deers, but If any of the nan wen In dis? tress he was among the first to reach thom. "Jack" survived the hardsl prison life, and was taken to Ililtimore by the First Mania hoped a suitn! to save from forp good deeds and noble char. A Belated War Romance. In the fai of 1M Lieut. H. li was saved from capture crates through a tia him by a young girl a I rhood. Ra arai Ink) the mountains with I Just ah. to the main lines without A short timi rill leai i tress. A cor: .ved and a wedding ls said to be In sluht. Of Intcic-t Bl Mothers. Thooaandt of Uti year of croup. Moat of t le I Honey anti Tar, and avery fam children should keep it in tba house lt contains no opiates BO sure. Mrs. George ll. My bebi lau atnek of croup and w thought she Would choke tO death, bu one il"- : Tar re lievad her at once after other r had failed. Wa Bl min ut without it in the h I by \\ B. Agnew. inU/S GHOST. o' after Rill aaa killed an' ? n' ga Bf lt aiaia au if lt was a phi ti\ pocketbook on April fool's day," .aid the fat eaglet ar lt was a good run, too. Thc man that had itonly had to work six ni mi' lt wat eotaldered the t kind of cherry pie. ??v hilo he was llv'.n' an' had tba run. Tint toona begot killed one inan'd take the train, run lt for a week or so an' then let go sudden. Il commenct I troon' that engine 413, that haul. "Yon see poof Bill was killed In rather a peculiar way. He run Into a trolley car at a grade crossln' oDe evenln', and In the mix-up the feed wire of tba busted, one end of lt hlttln' Hill an' send In' a charge of electricity through his a killed him. They said that tin al display wh.n that fud wire swiped tfffe locomotive would a' mads the towers at Coney look Uki "When tba nolaln'a waragettln'pretty loud the master n, I lur me ona day. "Do you believe In | Portly?' says he t< :. notli t it.' says I. " 'Well, ti. 'there's some pretty tsll round as to how poor Hill gUckncy't shade is hauntln' in, an' It's rut bo that ll mun on the train.' " i ,? tin' In,' says I. 'antin' tl '. are matin' ii' up to time. I don't .-? i c li. |. ..ff ' "Thc ? ,v with I was that I was di train. \ p on the run came aroun' to aaa na- with faces that'd make a Illy look Hie a place of tar. Ullin' of peculiar rappln's an' slch tantrums as gboata hBVI 1 to kick up ever since the days Wi knights wert around lookln' like one of i ure kimonos "'Oh, shucks. I'm from V You're got to show me," I says you fell) 'n' rwung a bluff to he taken off.' it on the run, feelln' ra' contented with myself, everything want lovely that night. n nasty, rainy night I shut both the hack 'n' front doors on my ab to keep as dry as poss:! Into the first as I was tlowla' up. I | ahead, an' holy manila' pins If there Bill Stickney peerln' right In the rabat rae, with both his arms raised at full length nut bia head. "Well lt fl mo fo that I come within an Infinitesimal ri runnln' hy the station an' Into a switch engine richt ahead. Thtre wa* no deny In' it; lt was Rill. I dldn' holler out to the fireman; an' when we got awaj from Bon Rill's gi ni view. "Now I ni - I'll admit I was puzzled, an' so rattled that I forgot to tba! of tba Injectors un? til reminded by my fireman that we ? runnln' a sprlnklln' cali for the commuters' gardens. "Well, slr, I'ai's shade came again. ham a Ukin'for habitation Bl vhow up 'cept at th. Once in awhile he'd make a fl< 11 pearance gola1 rr.un' tums; an' at the end of that run I was nearly out "I didn't say anything to anybody. I ha laugh on me. One of the boys cam. around an' kinder If I'd aol ' tavthla', Ba' I says, i wa* too good a friend of Rill's for him to chase after ma, any? way. He knows I never did any anvil warrain' on him, an' that lil look after the 413 .ame as he would tlaaalf.' "Rill's ghost failed to show next night. It was warm and clear. Bolt went along for three or four nights. Then wp had a dreadful storm, an' I had to keep all the windows closed 'cept the r.ne on the t of which I had to stick my coco occasionally to gr.f signals. "I'd 'most forgotten about the ghost nut crpat strlrpln' eccentrics! When we slid Into the first station 'n' I louted ahead, there was Bill's shade peerln' at rne through the front window again " N .w. Btu,' I says, "co away 'n' be a good boy. Don't rome 'round | me. Ain't I doln' all I can for the 413. juft the same aa you would? An' ain't I goln' in right on the card every night. -ame as you did yourself?' "Bat though I talked to the specter with tears In ray eyes It had no effect, when I uncovered my lamps his rhostletn was still on tbe Arin' line. I thought lt was about up to me te regret to report an' pass tn my victual certifi? cate. I started to make my getaway through the back cab door without the formaity of openln' It an'? "There waa a crashing of glai? si I backed against the door, whirl. ' tne to earth again. When I looked to see If the ghost wa* following: me he wat ri.np; that ls, a part of him was. Ha was broken right off below thp waist llnp in Jacged pleres which I knew In an In? stant were reflected from the back rab door. I then was pretty sure I had the phost mystery solved in' an Investigation of thp Jagged pieces of glass in the rear door I found that ths electricity from the trolley feed wire had made a negative of Bill In the j ul ass. Just like a magic lantern slide, ??hen he' wst e'ecfroptited "Ivpry tims a light shone through thc ' hack door lt would thmw a life size pic? ture on the glass door In front When Bill made hi* Badin' appearance, they were caused by tbe lights behind us; an' when we ttoppsd near the eh ctrle lights in the station, of course the plcturt would be thrown on the front window good aor" strong. "Say, honest, that's so. But I want now, though, that at no time did I reallv think that lt was a ghost"? N. T. Sun. Piont ?' a new tii . put up in a new way. A cer tain cure for all Kidney. Blood am ran form a Rheumatism. Pimulea relieve Back ache and Kidney pains permanently. If you need such a remedy let tis shot you the wonderful Pinealea. I - n Drug Co. ?aa. scald head, hives, itchincf '. any -.'rt loatantly relict eil. permanently cared. Doan's Oin nant. At any drug store ( 1 1 1 I > J ! > U REASONABLE PRP AT HERALD OFFIC DHASED BY LION AND BEAR Traveler In Cnliiornia Is Forced to Flee Before Two Infuriated Denizens of tho Woods. As P. C. Berryman, of Ukiah. Cal., waa on the n Hophind and i' ha saw a large brown bear, nn took a shot at him. The shot struck the hear In tb< paw and he Jumped to his ftt I td fight. Berryman then took another shot, rani tba bear started for him, growling as he came. Berryman was on horso beek, and turned his horse quickly, dodging tho Infuriated animal and giving him another shot as he went past. The gun wa* of only 32 caliber. Berryman was ahead of the bear now. but saw, to hit dismay, a large a GRAB FOB THE HORS* California Hon, which had been at? tracted by the nollie, in front ut him. Ha waa between the two animals, and concluded lt would be wiser not ti) shoot thu lion. Putting the spurs to bia ht.reo. ho rode at tbe lion, trusting I.- . mild scar* him Into the bruah. But th< Ibm was not to ba bluffed and i grab for him as he rode past, fastening his claw. In the horse's Hank. The frightened horan gave s irri-at bound sod Berryman htt the Hon over tho faoe with a rope lariat which he had In his hand, and mic. coded Iq bn-aklng the beaat'e hold As he did so bo pot more cartridges Into his revolver, and then commenced a race such as he would not care to run again. He was so far ahead of the bear that U could not catch him, but the lion still kapi on the run, forcing Berryman to fire His dogs, hearing the noise, came running out and engaged tho wounded animal In a fight The Hon got one dog by the throat, killing it Th* other d"g waa badly torn, but will not die. GIRL CRAZED BY RELICION. Pretty Young Woman Startle. Con? gregation by Gilding Into Serv? ice in Spectral Costume. Clad only la undergarments. Miss Mary Black, a pretty young woman and a distant relative ot ex-Oov Frank lt Black, of Mew York, walked up the aisle of tbe Fortieth Street Methodist Fplscopal church, at Philadelphia, Pa, Interrupting the fkinday evening serv? ice and announcing in solemn tones: "I come with a message to you from Christ." It was Just a* tbs pastor, Rev. N B. Masters, concladed a prayer that Mles Black entered the edifice. She tiptoed through thc vestibule, then with arms outstretched she walked slowly toward the pulpit. Over baw shouldsra hung loosely the folds of a silk bodice. Her eyes were "I ? 'ME WITH A MESSAGE " psrtly closed and her lips moved In? audibly. As shs neared the altar rall she raised her voice, repeating In measured tones: "I come with a mes? sage to you from Christ." Awed by the spparltlon. the congre? gation, numbering upward of ~ speechless. None knew what to do snd the silence wa* like a pall and In another moment as the girl stood help? less before them women wept and prayed. Assisted by other men snd some of the women whose nerve* had been ralrned Prof Foster persuaded the girl to go home with him. She wss taken to her home hy a tam Hy nf the name of Hyde She ap? peared to be rational upon all subjects other than religion. Later she did not recall going to the rhurch. In which -the wa* an active worker. Nunnery for Colored Women. In New Orleans ls a nunnery, all thu Inmates of which are cob ent C8 nuns are sheltered there. Man Zan is the Pile Remedy tha - the spot ami stops all pile pail ; ly. If you miler with Blind Bleeding, Itching or Protruding Pile and want to lie eared it is only necp. sary to use Man /an, the lireat PI) by Anderson Drug Co. The health and fragrance and strengt of the great pine forests are e in l'ineules?a new discovery put up i ii new war. A cure for all Kidnej Blood and Bladder disease--, I'.ackachi igo and everv form of Bbeomi tism. linetiles rid the syttem of in purities. Sold by Anderson Drug CV Herald and N.Y. World. 11.60. J7"? Planning for the Regeneration of Lower Egypt It It Proposed to Divert the Witera of the River Nile Into a New Channel. I ri IS only two years ago since the great Assuan dam on thc Niki was completed? engineering feat on a ?~^i\ *cale never before attempted, %& ?J ^v which enormous beneilts have been conferred on the cultivator of the Egyptian soil?and already an even greater work la In con? templation, of which the smallest part lt the raising of the dam already con? structed. The plan ls neither more nor lest than that of regulating the outflow of the Nile and its source in Central Africa and of insuring Egypt a larger and more constant measure of the far tiilzlng flood by "training" the current of the mighty stream through several hundred miles of its course. The moat sluggish imagination can hardly fall to ba attired by the ambi? tious magnitude of such a project, which, lt ls estimated, would bring 800, 000 additional acres under cultivation, while, converting 750,000 acree from basin Into perennial Irrigation. The de? tailed exposition of the scheme ls con? tained In a voluminous report from Slr William Garsten, the English head of the department of public works in Egypt, and even for those to whom Its engineering problems are Incompre? hensible, that report affords much fas? cinating reading. Plr William Garsten has spent five years In studying the basin of the upper Nile, and from his eh.flc personal observation of what may? be called the phenomena of the NUltlc floods, this scheme, which would oc UAl' SHOWING THE PROPOSED CHANNEL eupy at least IS years in oompletion, has been born. It ls divided Into two parts?the regulation of the Blue Nile for tbe better Irrigation of the eastern Soudan, and the regulation of the White Nile for th* benefit of Egypt; but lt ls the latter part which presents the most startling features and which. If proved feasible, would be undertaken in tbe Immediate future. The conflu? ence at thc Whit* and Blue Niles takes place at Khartoum, or, roughly speak? ing, midway in the oourse of 8,300 miles, while Egypt's great artery runs between Its source at the Victoria Ny? anza to Its outflow in the Mediterra? nean The tortuous character of that course may be gathered from the fact that lt increases by one-half the dis? tance which would be traversed by the river rf M flowed In a straight line. As far as the tenth degree of north lat? itude the Nils ls easily navigable; but at Lake Ns, where the White Nile be? comes the Bahr-el-Oebel. and where the Junction of the Bah r el-Oh aral and the Bah-el-Ztra takes place, the difficulty begins. From Lake No up to Bor, a distance of 220 miles, the chann-1 ls choked with "sudd," and the surround? ing country ls converted Into a huge swamp by the "spilling" of the current Th* effect ls that of the volume of water that leaves Laka Victoria at Ri? pon Falls, not one-half ever reaches the Whit* Nile In flood tim? this enor? mous wastags of water In the swamps and marshes of the B*hr-el-Gebpl ls Immaterial; Nit In the dry season lt In? volves an Incalculable loss to Egypt, whose sots dependence for water ls upon th* VU*. To obviate ti.it state of things two coursps are open. The first lt so to improve the channel of the Bahr-*l-0*bel as to stop the ".pillings" of the stream, and to prevent the ac? cumulations of tudd which not only block th* river to navigation, hut dis? perse s great proportion of Itt The other course?and the one that ls evldpntly dearest to Sir William ''ar tten's heart?la to cut i ? tor tbs Bahr inction of the Sobat with the White Ile, Just below Lake No. By means of filiations at the head of the cutting ie volume of waterpaaslngtotheWhite ile could be made constant; for the juan, r flow would be undiminished y wastage, and in flood-time the sur lus water would, as at present, waste self in Inundations on either side of ie natural channel. The complement > this project would be the building itors both at Ripon Falla, and r tba head of Lake Albert, where the Ictoria Nile, after passing the Mar Falls, becomes the Bahr-el t bel. This work, which Is estimated to cost ira? ?5,600,000, would be both cheaper UK l'.AHU-EL-UHAZ.YL BLOCKED UV BUL) Li. nd more effectual than the less heroic ourse of dredging and "training" the xlstlng channel of the Bahr-el-GebeJ; ut Its feasibility ls not quite certain, >r the levels of the 200 odd miles of aintry lying between Dor and the Dnfluence of the Sobat have not been ccurately ascertained; and upon that ictor everything must depend. The late Lord Salisbury once advised ls countrymen to study their imperial eography on large-scale maps, and lt i only by reference to such maps that ie true magnitude of Slr William Gar? ten's project can be realized. From iexandrla to the northern shore of le Victoria Nyanza ls, as the crow les, some 2,200 miles, or a third of the Istance from the equator to the pole he great inland sea, from which lt ikes its rise, ls aa large as Scotland, nd the amount of water which it dla harges daily Into the Victoria Nile ls ttle short of 50,000,000 metres oube, r 11.000,000.000 gallon*. It ls only 60 ears since the explorations of Speke nd Grant revealed to the world the jog-mysterious source of the Nile, and ow that source ls brought so much .ithin the sphere of civilization that ts waters are to be tamed by sluice nd dam. The British Blue Book contains an n'.-r. -firiK Dlaatrated report on the roject by 8lr William Oarsten. A romlnent feature of the picture along he Bahr-el-Gh.'u il Is the amount of apyrus shown, and lt is far from be? ag a thing of mere beauty. It ls large y responsible for the forming of those udd-blockt in the river channel which ears of efforts have cot been able to isperee. The enormous Increase to the fertil ty and revenues of Egypt and the Sou an which tbe fulfilment of these (hemes would bring about ls strongly mphasized by Lord Cromer, who holds hem out as "the ideal" at which th* Egyptian government should adm. The irinclpal obstacle to their realization s. In spite of the enormous distances ind vast forces Involved, not of an en rlneerlng, but of a financial character, ["hough Slr William Garsten ls confl lent of the perfect feasibility of con itructlng regulators at the outfall of he Central African lakes and of dlvert ng such a stream ai the Bahr-el-Oeb*l nto a new and artificial chancel, If >nly the levels are favorable. Lord Cro? mer Is not so certain when Egypt wit! ie able to launch upon such an ex THE BAHR-EL-4JHAZAL CLEARED 09 ?ODO. pendlture as that Involved. But tbs scheme, or some modification of lt, is certain of ultimate realization; and no more eloquent commentary upon lt rould be found than in the words with which Slr William Garsten concludes the report of hit investigation of the Upper Nile. "To rescue." he says, "the upper Nile from tbe marshes in which it has lost more than half lu volume; to control and regulau the great equa? torial lakes, making them add to tho flow of the river at will; to cause the waters of the Blue Nile to rise and ir? rigate the fertile tracU through which they pass; to secure to Egypt a con? stant and sufficient supply for the en? tire area between the caUracu and the Mediterranean; to free the country from tbe ever-present danger of a dls I -theae are tasks worthy carlson with any previously re? in the world's history, and which, if successfully amrnafiaSed shlnd liam a monument after all Ivlllza. Kcinliitlon Imminent. A sure sign of approaching revolt ami serious trouble in your system is ner? ta, sleeplessness, or stomach up? sets. Electric Bitters will quickly dis? member the troublesome cautei. It never fails to tone the stomach, regu? late the Kidneys and Bowels, stimu? late the Liver, and clarify tba blood. Run down systems benefit particular? ly and all the unusual attending aches vanish under Its searching and thorough effectiveness. Electric Bit? ters is only 50c, and that ls returned if it don't give perfect, satisfaction. Gauranteed by White A Co., Druggists. Fight mil lg Biller. Those who will persist in closini their tars agni nit the continual reeoaa tnendation of I>r. King's New Discover; for Consumption, will have a long ant bitter light with their troubles, if no ended earlier by fatal termination Keaii what T. .{.Beal], of Bia. has to say: "Last fall mv wife I, sympton of consumption. Shi King's New Discovery after everythini else had failed. Improvement cam at one* and four bottles entirely eurea lur. Guaranteed by White A Cc Druggists. Price 60 cents and 11.00 Trial bottles free. Something Much Holier. *"D? I love George?" Butted Clara ?oftiy. "or ls lt simply a Btati faction that I feel I Just then Bobby burst noisily late the room and Interrupted her medita? tions. "Get out af ' I wretch" aha ebouied, and Beliing him by the arm tbe shot Lim through the door. "Ah, no," she tighed, as she resumed her Interrupted train of thought, "my love for C-porge is rot a sister's love. It ls aoanetaii pares, higher and h. Paradisiacal. Mother-So you 'he Jana hu-: Son?The cupboard door eaate oaten It? self, mother, and I thought Mother?Why didn't vim tag: "Oe' thee behind me, SaUn?" Son?So I did, mother; and I t and pushed me right ba.?Brook!) a Life. Hia Position. "What do you tink of desi- men dst ls strlkln' fur less workln' hours,'' asked Meandering Mba, "I can't understand 'em at all." an? swered Plodding Pete, "if it waa me I wouldn't condescend to mention any ting bigger dan minutes."?Washing? ton Star. Time for Disappearing. er to'.d hi. love, for when -.il word. h. would have .aid. i Bag man quin..} lt. 1 . a > Nena. THE LIFELONG PUZZLE. He?There are two periods In a man's life when he doesn't understand a woman. She?What are they! He?Before he's married and aft er li e's married.?A . A Burning Question. Can anyone tell why a blamed old hen, war - iwa, coi I And lot ethel t".kn' kui !<;r.? alone? ?Judge On the Jump. "That fellow ls a most remarkable runner." "Who, Burroughs?" "Yes. He's always running in debt ind yt t he* for. vcr running away from whom he ls In debt"? Philadelphia I On Wind. Robinson-What kind of business la Brown engaged In? Jones -I'n-'irr ttic I think. Robinson -Pneumatic? Why, I never heard of a business like that. Jones?Well, whatfver lt ls, la's run? ning lt on wind.?Smith's Weekly. Only Think They Could Do. "How did they ever come to send him to the legislature?" "Well, you s.e tl.iy wire prevented by a technicality from Rinding him to the penitentiary, and he showed no dis? position to move out of town."?Chicago Record-Herald. Her Definition. Teacher?Write a sentence contain? ing "the Miter tad " ?* Polly (nadlng from her Biaga)1 ss big dog chased my kitty, and as shs went ur.tier the porch "he bit her end." ?Judge. One or the Other. Bllmmer?Jus-t see that covered car? riage down there meandering along all Glimmer?H'm! The driver must be either a drunken man or a sober wom? an?N. Y. Weekly. Experienced. Rounder?Do you believe In the con? trol of one mind over another? Married Man ?I certainly do; I was hypnotized ariana I BmgoaatJ to the i.iri that ls now my wife. ? Detroit Free Press T only His Limitations. " said the dear fellow, believe what I can understand.' "Hi ally?" said the girl. "What a skeptic you must be!"?Chicago Jour? nal. Criticism. Joe?Whst do you think of MlssOab bieton? Kine littlest, eh? Fred?Yee; bul Ker Intelleit Isn't la lt with ber conversational abilities.? Cincinnati Enu,u!r..r. Privileged Cia*. Church?Do they aliow chi: | your flat? Gotham?Only the Janitor's?Yon A MATTER OF HEALTH POWDER Absolutely Pure HAS HO SUBSTITUTE