The Farmville herald. [volume], March 05, 1909, Page 4, Image 4

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Farmville Herald.
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FRIDAY, MARCH 5 '"
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THE KING IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THE
KING.
Taft.
lent bul the
until
shall end.
Yesterday witnessed mighty 11
. of men, bul Vi
people at large fell no shock, bul
al about every day work as though
no surging crowds swept through the
streets ol Washington, no huzzahs ^
. tte the air of the Capital
country, no drums beating, no
en marching and no "stick"'
(.?vine; place to a smile."
The Kine; is dead '
? live the King ' r
UNIFORM STATE LEGISLATION.
In addressing the legislature ol this
von to the 1 luted
it nate Mr. Root dwelt with I
.tb serin ia ? us upon the danger of
erloading the national government .
th function*) better performed
1 rtraiuiug Ihe latter of ?
mn I of thi
failure toi
.
-
,t il
and
- itea do nol
work i . ?
Well, said Mr
ON CHURCH ATTENDAV
"We regret very much, in tbe dis
ilie question, why men
don't go to (lunch'.' that lhere ai- so
i aruii
tnt'iits are neither sensible nor just.
? nie unworthy preach?
er*, out there eau I ardly ne more un?
worthiness than in any other occupa?
tion or profession. We cnn make il
much st ron ge i there i> n<> direction
ii the purpose to uplift
mankind is so reguanl a- m ls In the
business ol er." < 'bio State
Journal."
O no, don't blame your nol going
ireh on tl; but "give
levil ins dues." He is al the
bottom of the job.
PERPLEXITIES OF THE UPLIFT.
The problem of the hard life ol farm
wives tu winch President Roose?
velt referred in his message may -ettie
it the precedent established
n Ohio i* followed. The farmer*.'
wives there are Bullering no hardships,
for the simple reason that the farmers
are complaining they can i eat any
wives, as the country Kiri* won't mar*
rj them. Here is another complica?
tion for the commission for making
oountiy life happy to consider.- -Balli*
mure American.
Not so in Southside Virginia. These
country j*irls will "awing corners''
with the city chaps, hut when it comes
to marrying they select a partner with
? ii" and wood "lu lunn ''
VICTORIOUS MR. BONAPARTE.
our nod liariit band.palm np. io
Mr. Charles Joseph Bonaparte In
warm congratulation extended:
??Whisky is whisky, ami nothing else
in whisky,'' -ays the Attorney <>enerHl:
and so sayelh his? inef. the President
of tlie I lilted State*-' It bas heen a
i.Hrd-fot.uht campaign. lu culmina?
tion has been worthy ol B Bonaparte,
nevertheless! Neutral spirit* tn tbe
right ut him, caramel BUgat to the left
Of lum. Imitations ami faki
around him: not once has be blundered!
Allah it* Allah; and hy the same token
"Whisky is whisky, ami nothing else
is whiskey.' Washington Herald.
A what man su foolish as even tn
have doubted it? "Whisky is whis?
ky." always has been and will sc
continue until il is driven from tin
- country and then whisky will lu
whiskey wherever made and snid be?
nt ath thc star
Let the courage and the cunninc; ol
naparte tell us something new.
\ .ihiiiei nf corporation lawyer
will remember their masters' cribs
Richmond didn't feed Admiral Sper
vi his officers nu pi'ssum, hut tin
"non pretentious" instead. Su ta
as heard from mme of them are dead
et that Wright is bo Boon "dum
he may regret having said tha
he was iliad to have been whipped b;
the Yankees. Who will care for th'
"Uinral" now? Wright anti yet wrong
Queer combination.
AN I TAFT ARK IN
I RCl
- ij ni. Cincinnati, tn
? iiiiy in
?
th th I
?
? ?I a tri
i'd tl
il au*wering qui -
?
tienl ehecalled
at he i la name mentioned (,
le iucumbenl of the portfolia {U
Secretary ol Vgr culture, but I
not ct ol an official
ire that his name wa*, under consld- a
ati.m. Cincinnati Poet. tl
What does this mean anyhow ? The n
we knew was not a dodger h
ir ashamed of anything he was
mut to do or had dune. We I
?en anxiously looking for something c
j this mysterious visit,
is Dr. Dabney been grossly mi i
?sented. i
rHAT THE FLEET ACCOMPLISHED.
Sailed around the world, completing
journey of 4">.<kh. mill
Engaged in targe, practice in Mag*
alena ami Manilla bays
Visited every continent on the
Sailed over every ocean e\
ept the Arctic and Antarctic.
? il the equator four times
ted i>y war ships of fifteen
lations.
Gave assistance to M ? arth
? -i'1'S.
Gone from December 16
?Yhruary 22, 1909,
Days on \ ? 3; in crui
d, 10
n hour.
?
I
?
hip.
? vv
ipline maintained shati
awarded the Yankto
? nt.
mirals were in command at
different times
Sperry.
Having aunouuced thal "Adam
was a Democrat, we think the Allen*
town < ail rthould go on and tell us
whetber he wa- a Bryan Democrat, a
. ell l >emocrat, oi some other
kimi of a Democrat. Washington
Herald.
Lei us hope for the good nan
the venerable gentleman, that he was
just Democrat with no string-attach*
\v. old gentleman asked tin
waiter at a hotel table to bring him a
glass of milk, and the waiter said,
I milk or buttermilk Bah?" "I
asked for milk, and when I want but?
ter milk 1 will say so" was the quick
and sharp reply The limes call for
Democrats, "unterrified," incorrupt?
ible, unstraddled, ut nd un*
"le.
- i called "donkey dinner,'- recent*
ly given in the Hotel Astor in Nest
Vork ls attracting a food deal nf at?
tention in the new-paper-. Ihe novel?
ty of the Un ur, we suppose, abides in
the fact that there were nn don key I
present vv Babington Herald.
Wis anybody ''playing possum" at
that Atlanta possum feast ?
Washington sent out this form ol
invitation to the inaugural ceremonies
"Good people, all. Of every sect.
welcome to our town." "Good peo
pie. all'" Why nut have been hones'
and say. fund, bad and indifferent:
When the bars were kept Open, i
must not have been fur the benefit o
altogether <_rui>d fnlks
Hut it was a National function, ant
the bad buy felt at home rn the Bhadov
of Congress
Owing to heirn; nuule (anion- b'
Pieaident-elect Tatt, opossums hav'
gone up in price. There are -.nm
kinds nf fame (ur winch the beneficiary
has to pay dearly, ami probably th"
possums WOUM preter nut tu bf mad'
populai even byauch high authority.
Baltimore -american.
Ami if those possum promises dmr
' "pan out" there is going io be
' "slump" in the market.
Wa would like to see Mr. Hammai
I Ket mixed up with the Texas Mea.
Atlanta Journal.
No danger. This wicked flea fly
I when Harriman approaches
Fortunately. Mr. Knox in the sort i
Statesman whose patriotism b. Ind)
pendent of thc pay-roll. Washincto
star.
r*
Is he growing wild ?
Franklin MacVaugh to be Mi
? Taft's Secretary of the treasury. Ar
t nther ineligible who has lo abaniin
.' his business before he can qualif]
B And what will the abandonment mear
The "scent of the ruses" will din
there still.
I'
I- emb
? im- j
It may bi I
jury, t
i try t- tai lard |
?h.- fine hy 128,520,* '
kc And will the remainder of the '
I.OfJO ever be cn! long ,
s $100,000-a-year-lawyers stand in ,
lie way. Dombey, Jr., asked, "can
lOney du all things papa ?" Not all,
ut almost all.
w inle ihe sugar trusi may have had
even ways ol weighing sugar, ki ba?
ili ly une way ul charging fur it.?
lc", i land Plain I '?
And that ""lie way" leads tu six
cuts a pound, ('heap enough.
??The (tatario Legislature ls U
isketl tu lake away from jiir.es actions
or damages against railway oompa*
nes, the reason assigned being that
tbe juries are guided by their nearts
rathol than ny their beads is ??
ing the damages. Phe Laegialatura
might Bl well (ace at OOM the qUOS
u..n ut alu li-inna* the jury altogether,
for this i*. what i-- Involved, lt the
jury v mn iu lie trusted with cases in
which sympathy may be aroused foi
one partj ur the other, its funet oii
will be much reduced." Toronto Star.
"Guided by their hearts. " And if
the heart's righi wnn't the issues
hi too? Hive us the
righi heart and the world will have
uare deal.
?
mes-1 ri-*pat<
.
. ? ay. rin
? ill it
OOO, bul the $'-'?">.<*xi
I with?
draw! ' lunch ol
lifted
them ? irried mile*
pen-knife and other prequisites
with them. In the
thing.
Thank you, Mr Taft, bul Dickin?
son, of Chicago, is nol Dickinson, ol
Tennessee. When the South invited
yOU to eat DOSSUm the possum wa
there. No dodging. A Southern mar
on the cabinet or not 'laddie.
"My policies" at least had a smack ol
courage about them.
The I'le.t Edition of the Norfoll
Virginian-Pilol was "fine." Nordii
it stuji at the fleet bul added an iii
dustriaJ section and then a civic, mak
ing paper well-nigh peer
less iii the history of Virginia journal
ism. We lift our hat as we say "wei
(lune. "
Our able brother editor of the New
port News Tiim- Herald reminds ii
that "Hill Taff and the Tai iff Hill wil
soon have an Important meeting.'
And when Hill meets Bill then come
what'.-' It may be that "an LtTesistibli
object will have come iii contact wit!
an immovable thing," and then wher
are the people
The late Dr. TahnagC unit- said tha
"the best feature of a trip ahmad wa
i the home coming.'' Don't you koo*
the sailor buys ail agree with him.''
Harriman, the greedy railway rnafl
t nate, has a little city nf his nwn dow
f in Texas, built of canvas ami erecte
in a day. It is his fishing hume, fm
1 nished with all the modern luxuries i
? an up-to-date town residence, watet
electric lights, telephone, etc.. an
here he is entertaining his friends i
' royal style, ami close bv the Rshin
I'
B huies. Mulley buys must all thing!
,? but nut just all. Harriman may go I
6 bed unhappy because he hasn't as yi
1 gobbled up all the railroads of earth.
Some une Of the statesmen has su;
gested that mil' President should sen
for life. Evidently afraid that tl
"big stick" might butt ur break
n again.
On yesterday 12 Senators and
s members of tho house Inst their job
If Mr. Taft takes care nf all of ther
his giving of places will be as bru:
ins smile.
i
Crum ha- re signed as collector
?nins at the Charleston pnrt, and
"save Mr. Taft from embarressment.
Tillman still on tup.
' Mr. Rockefeller says hs earned l
n Hist lunney driving turkeys. He ma
,-. the bulk of it, however, shearii
.. Iambi.-Omaha Dee.
\ml im nhl ehtt\ .ped I
clip.
Delicate Children,
im lett* fen n
I lim! ftaMtJ Mrs. Hmm Tulls
Him Ht., liiiughlcr lu K.'stuml tn
Hnall.1 by Vinni.
"Our tittil
the
*, which dev eloped intu prieu
nunia, >\ BS hit pitifully timi, weak
ind email.,:- : had DO appetite,
ind her Stomach ns a- mi weak li ?
mt retain food. Sne lay in this COti
lition for weeks, nothing Ihe doctor I
prescribed did a I it ol good, and we
acre beginning to think she would
aevei :
?At this tune we commenced to give
lier Vinol, and tbe effect was marvel*
ni- ihe doctor was amazed at her
progress, and when we told him we
v linr ber Vinni, he replied, ii
i> a line remedy,keep it up.' We did
-u, and she recovered her health ami
strength months before the docti
she would." Mrs. J. \\ . I'la- Port?
land, Me.
Vinol is a real cod li\er preparation,
containing In a highly concentrated
lunn all ni the body-building, strength*
creating and curative elements il cod
liver oil and tunic irun added. 11 ia
delicious tu take and children love lt.
I.very mother who bas b weak, del*
di ailing child,should try Vinni
un mir tiller lo return her money if it
fails to give satisfaction. K. L. Free*
ar, Druggist, Karim ille.
Hereafter the sleeping cars on the
Pennsylvania system will be known
? I cars. Is thai necessary to
designate them ?
Unequalled as a Cure for Croup.
I'.. an excellent remedy
for colds and throat troubles, Cham?
berlain's Cough Remedy is unequaled
as a cure for croup,' says Harry NV1I*
soo,of Waynetown, Ind. When giv
croupy cough ap
this remedy will prevent the
attack. li l- used successfully in
i? i:t11 \ thousandi! of home . I
by The v*. biston I 'ru
?
?
counti
\
Wouldn't ion Like
To Be Sure
n ul ready cash
Twenty Years From Now
Just when you wanl
e things easy and
j< >_v life."
Life Insurance
is the best provision for an
independent old ag.,
' lt is also immediate provision
for business and family int. r
ests. il you should (lie.
INSURE NOW THEN,
I
in the
American National Life
Insurance Company
of LYNCHBURG, VA.
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Q EX BR A L .O BUTS
FARM VILLIS, VIRGINIA
FARMVILLE BUILDING AND TRUST
COMPANY
FARMVILLE. VIRGINIA
CAPITAL. LOANS AND DEPOSITS $126,000.00
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DIRECTORS
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WHITE WYANDOTTES
Raised by E. C. WILTSE, Farmville Va.
Eggs from this yard at $1.00 per set' .
:.i thirteen.
Wc Sell These.
You want the be?t. Are you rea-Jy
ior it this season?
We are pr-pared a*, nov-r t rfore to meet ynr
want*, in vehiclr*. and haines*. Theres I
?rt rio what we are *howu:c, lal
gtvle amt sTvire. AbtoluM h n-str in make
rand material. You will agree w.-iea we tell joo
ITS THE FAMOUS
Studebaker Line
WE CARRY.
Nomi ;trr what vnu w-int?if k's ? harneeeor
?aeneid ia' tnat HMM rn wheel*, wa ve
got it or will quickly get it
Come ia tod firure with tu,. Everybody ko?m.
the pltcaa,
Duvall Son & Co.
30 1 Main Stroet.
Farmville, Va.
P. S. The Studebaker naraaplat. on ? vehicle
if ita guarantee. Loni forget tbas.
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Have You Started a Savings Account?
It'not, there is no time like the present to begin.
Just a nickel, a dime or a quarter from ymir loose change, now and then, will
('j '^ grow amazingly I
n Va, Anti you'll never miss it.
" r [f sickness, accident or loss of position cuts off your income, a snag sum in the
bank tides von over without distress.
[t gives you a feeling of independence and self-respect a knowledge that yon
J> are prepared, come what may.
Start your savings account with $1.00, if you wish. We welcome thc small
!' ? , depositor as cordially as the large.
in y* We know once you begin, the saving habit will come easy to you.
Lome in and talk it over, anyway we're always glad to get acquainted, and
77 *S our interests are mutual.
The First National Bank
of Farmville, Va.
UNITED STATES DEPOSITORY.
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