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I l In slumbers slul1lb r of midnight the sailorhoy lay la laHI layIts
111 Its hininocK h Unlock swung WIlli loose at the sport of the theBut wind windI
v I But watchworn vutch wurn and weary Ills cures How uwuy uwuyHo uwuyf
4 f And JFlollb of happiness unnce danced < l oer his mind mlnllI mindIIo
I Ho dttnineil of Ills home of his dear native bowers bowersAnd bo bowerstad ers ersAnd
And Dfisures s that waited wull d on lll 1I11s < s mnrv IIIlrr me1 ry m mWhllo lllOlI lllOlIJ n orf orf1l > Hewers Hewersi
with wit liowcrs liowcrsAnd I OWOIShi
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hi i And rcstoreu lc lOICIi every cer rose 10 1 but secreted tlCCIclc Ha II thorn thornThen thornIt thornThen
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r Then Fancy Fanc her magical pinions spread wide wideAnd will willI wideAnd
I I And bade the young dreamer leumer in ecstasy csIUS rife rifeNow live liveNOW Ie Ier
Now fur far behind him the green waters IIIH glide IIlIlIeAnd glides lloc llocAnd
i s And the cot color of his forefathers blesses his hl e eyes cesji > es esTho
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t ji The Jessamine j MIIIIIIIIO clambers In flower oer the thatch thatchAnd thatchAnd
from her nest In tho wan wanAll wall callAll
11 And the swallow slugs sweet
1 All trembling with transport IlIIn Pl1 ho raises Inls the latch latcliAnd lalchI latchAnd
And the voices Vol ces of loved loc ones reply to his cull callA cullI
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I i A father bonds oer him with looks of delight delightHis IellghtIi
His check Is bedewed with n mothers warm tear tearAnd tearjt tearAnd
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Ii jt And tho lips of the boy hn In n lovekiss love kiss unite unltuWith uniteWith
4 I With thu lips of tho maid whom his bosom holds dear dearTho IlealThe dearI
+ I The heart of the Ih sleeper boats high In his breast breastJoy breastt
t l 1 111 I Joy JO quickens his pulses hi his hardships scum our ourAnd ocri111 oerp
p i111 And n murmur of happiness steals through Ihlllll h his rest restO 1 1I
i I tt j 0 God thou linit Hut blessed me I ask for no more moreAh lIIoreI
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1 Tr I Ah Ahl whence Is that flame 0011 which now glares on his eye eyeAll e e eIi
1 s Ii 1 I All what Is that sound which now bursts on Ills ear earTlH curflH carTis
TlH the Ih lightning s red gleam painting hell on the sK sky skyr > l lfls
r fls tho clashing of thunders the groan of the sphciei sphcieiHe spherali
He spilnrts from his hammock hnl1orkhn hn flic 01 flies to the deck deckAmazement lIecki deckAbatement
Hi i i I Amazement confronts him with Images dire direWild till direr
J III Wild lId winds and mal waves dilvc th < vessel awrccK awrccKTho awreckThe Irck IrckTho
r Tho musts fly 11 In splinters the chruuda are Oil tire tireIIke Orel Orel1lke areIke
IIke Ike mountains the billows tremendously swell rwcllIn swellIn wlIIn
In vain ulll tin lost 10 1 wretch calls lIl1s IH on Mercy 3et Ir ey to save saveUnseen saveUnseen 1Ieij
Unseen hands nf If splilts lire 11 ringing IIIItin his knell knellAnd knellAnd
ij And n < l the rteathanstl duath angel flaps his hi broad wings lln oer the wave wneO waveXt ne
Xt 0 sailorboy sallor bny won 0 In thy th dream lrrol1 of delight delightIn < 1 < 1Ihll 1IhllIn
tt In darkm darkness dissolves the gny 111 frostwink ftnst watk nf bliss lillssWhere blissWhere
Where 0 now Is I the picture that Prey 1lItH touched lourh bright brightThy hrhht1h brightThy
Thy 1h parents fond pressure ps ur mid loves honeyed honee < 1 kiss kissO 1lssI
I E 1 0 sailorboy Kiillorboy lIor > o never again ngalnShall 1111111E
Shall homo love 111 nr klmlrnl thy Ih wishes repay rrpnyInblF rpo rpotllhl88IllllI1 repaye
E InblF tllhl88IllllI1 Unbl sset < iLiiid ruin d nnlionnrd down dceii epee In the main mainlull IIl11lnIull inuinFull
e lull nuriy IIHPh I y u 1 fathom thy Ih frame shall 8 stall anll decay decayNo IlcCII IlcCIII decayC
I No Notomh tomb tliall Nor plead lpoll to romembraiire for theo theoOr Ih IhOr tireOr
Or redeem form or fume from the II merciless surge surgeBut SUII1Dut surgeBut
But the white foam of waves 1Irll shall thy III windingsheet wlll < lnsheet be beAnd bei beii
ii i And winds wll1 < 18 In the midnight of winter thy Ih dirge dirgeOn dirgeOn lit liti
+ i On a bed nf green seaIInworE srannw tE thy tll limbs Il1nl shall be 10 laid laidAround laIdI laidAround
I Around IOlIn thy III white bones 101I the rod rural shall grow growOf IOW IOWt
t r Of thy Ih full yiIIiw ellaw Iricks thiends of nnilip II 111 IIr bo made madeAnd I1l1deI nudeAnd
I And nJ every 001 part milt to thy III manlin 1111111 > 111 below belowDays helali belowt
t i + t Days D month and ages shall circle corny nwnyAmi IIWn IIWntill cornyAnd
And till still thx th vast 1 waters above 11100 the shall roll rollLartli rollEarth rollEarth
Earth lees thy Ih jmttiin forevor rOIo and I1I1 < t aye ayeO a aa ayeA
A O tailortoy sullurboy sullulIu sullur boy peace to thy th soul
D 1 v William l1l1um Dimond DlmondTHE DimondD I
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1 It was no wonder that when Pat en entered cntClet1 entered ¬
tered the room he threw thre up his hands handsand handsant1 handsand
and fled In mortal fear Ho expected expectedto
Q t to see his sick Icl wife lfe but instead be be beheld hobold lieheld ¬
held teatcd In the huge armchair be beside beside beside ¬
side the window a form part human humanpart humanH
part monster He turned and looked lookedagain looledagain lookedagain
H again No 00 there was as no mistake He Hesaw 1Iesaw liesaw
> saw plainly enough the enormous fore lorehead forehead forehead
head the awful nose the grinning grinningmouth srlnnlnmouth grinningVif
it Vif mouth the hideous cheekbones And AndPat AIlllPllt
Pat was not crazy crt nor was as he Intoxi Intoxicated Intoxlcatel Intoxicated ¬
cated catedRational catelRational catedr
r i Rational as ho was ho did not be believe belIee ber ¬
r lieve Io e his own senses And going back backonce bllclollce backonce
once more he peered through the half halfopened halfi halfopened
i opened door at the strange figure In the thearmchair thei thearmchair
i armchair Ho was more startled now nowto no noto nowl
l to find that everything but the face facebelonged facebelonrell facec
c r belonged to his wife There was a3 the thoflowered theflowered theflowered
flowered waist alst she hud worn when he holeft heI heleft
I left In the morning there WitS ns the thesame thosame thef
f same snowy snol kerchief about t her neck neckthere neelthere
13 there was the same skirt and there thereclasped thereI thereclasped
I clasped upon Its somber folds were wereyes welees wereyes
yes es those were ero his wifes hands Of Ofthis orthis Ofj
j this he was as certain a at that two twoand twoaud twoand
and two are four Ever Ee the cloth clothslippers clothslippers clothrl
rl slippers protruding from beneath tho thoskirt thoskirt thei
i skirt belonged to his hi wife ICe But tho thoface thotaceoh thefaceoh
face taceoh oh that awful face Yes his hiswifo hiswife hisj
j wife wa watt tick E1 Elc < I k but no disease could dis distort dist 115tort ¬
t tort a human countenance into the gro grotesque grotesque gt o oone ¬
tesque one that was most certainly certain his hiswife hiswife hiswife
wifePat wifeI wife wifePat
I y Pat went out on the doorstep c1oOl tell and andpondered andponderH1 ands
s f pondered Then ho went Illlt and sat on onthe 011the onthe
the bench by b the pump From there therebe theroi therebe
i be moved to an old stump stum opposite the thewindow thoi thewindow
i window at which the strange being wns wnsseated wnsI wasseated
I seated lie tried to look In but a tan tangled tallgled tangled ¬
gled growth of vines prevented this thisSo thisSo thisSo
So he advanced cautiously and when whenhe whellf whenhe
f he reached the window he peeked peekedthrough peekedthrough peekedt
t through Into the room There It still stillsat stilisat stilli
i sat solemn stolid awful Pat made madoa
411 t a hasty hast retreat He sat down on the thodoorstep thedoorstep
t doorstep again againHo againHe againlie
Ho began to wonder where here Mary Iar his hisdaughter hisI hisdaughter
I daughter had gone one Why h had she sheleft sheleft sheleft
left it Itthllts thats what he now began to toterm totorm toM
M term the figure in the armchair armchairalone armchalrnlone arinchalrt
t tr alone lie had cautioned her before beforehe beforebe beforebe
be left telling her to be euro to re remain lemain ref ¬
f main constantly constant at his wifes side This Thisawful ThislIWf11
1 1 awful catastrophe would not have oc occurred occurre occurred ¬
curred curre had aha Gh luedcd h edct1 what he told toldher toldher toldher
her Well how could anything Inthll1 like likeIt 1110it likeIt
It happen anyway anwl1 Pat ran his fingers flnsorsthrough finersthrot1lh fingersthrough
through his hall How Hn could his wife wifeget wifeget wifeget
get another fiuc How could Pat Patswore Pntswore PatR
R swore under his lit breath and went back backto baelto
4 to the old stump again againAt againAt againAt
At length h Mary Mary ury came c mo sauntering saunteringdown sauntellmJdown saunteringMai
Mai down the rod She had a parcel or ortwo orto ortwo
two in her nrnir These she placed up upon upon upon ¬
on the tb step tep beside her father and then thens thenasked thenasked
asked how ht her > r mother was s feeling feelingj fccllngrl
rl A Wh Why dldn ye e athay 1tha j to home Pat Patujmvu
3 + ujmvu hsked Then v with lh true no Irish abrupt abruptness abruptil ¬
1 il l ness he added Yer mltbers lost her herhead horI
j t 4 head Shes gone Ye got gotBut gotBut
I 1 1 But Mary listened no longer Her Hershrill HerC I II
4 t shrill voicerose voice rm rce In wild 1111 weeping at atan athcarlng
I t + a hearing her father EI toy she no longer longerbad I IgI
bad a mother au and she rUShEd UP tho the thei 0
it 1 l < i stairs and Into the horse hcuDePat horsePat I
Pat eat en lIulsluS and at It sudden suldenj suddenan
gI an awful shriek came from fromwllhln within tho thohouse
j
j f1 4 house boi otie se A moment later Mary rlarrIer rlarrIerr her face f eo
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white her eyes attiring starin almost fell out outof outof outof
of the doorway rloOII Into his arms She was wasbordering wasbordering IIS IISIJOlllclllI
bordering on hysterics hystericsDid h sterles sterlesDlrI
Did ye e aver In your our lolfe see sick slcha
a a lookln 1001c1nmllher1 mlther Pat asked askedIt I IIt iIt
I It aint mother Mary 11111 sobbed It Itaint ItI
aint mother But Its her dress and andand andI and andandher
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and andher her hands But her face Oh OhIt OhIt OhIt
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It aint mother It cant be mother motherj anotherIts
j I Its Il tniihor ii tien all but Jilt the thethe the faace faacePat tnace tnacedelared fnacePat
Pat declared But how ho did she git gitthat rltIhut gitthat
that faace Die ye e Iver Iel sec wan lIn lolke lolkeIt
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It Its enough to scare the divil him himself hlll1ell himself ¬
self ell I
I Mary clung hm to her father I lied to togo togo
go to the store she began by b way ar of ofexplanation bCxplnnllllon ofexplanation I
explanation I went ent just as the doc docam do doecame J
< came am < 5 In n si IV mother wouldnt be alone alonefor tllonefOl alonefor
for long Ion I hurried as much as I could couldOh cOllldOh couldOh
Oh It I hadnt only on I gone one If I hadnt hadntonly hadntonlr hadntonly
only gone Gon gone Yls yls cald Pat If Ifyoud IfrOlld t tyoud
youd a 1 othaycd at home you could a aseen nseen aseen
seen how hu It happened aunyway m1l1a even evenIf eeaIt evenIf
If ye e couldnt a 1 stopped It t Mary Iar you youdont youdont 01 01dent
dont ihliik Ihlnlo No 01 dont think mcsllf mcsllfthey mesllfther rnesiltthey
they could < graaft another head on onJo ondo
Jo ye e ahtill hllll they tItC do wonderful things thingsthese thln thlnIhe filingsthese
these Ihe e days if the docthor didput did put It Iton Iton iton
on whoydidnt who thoy didnt he put on a dacent dnccntone dacentone dacentone
one 01 bet he put on the worsht w olsht one oneIn onein
In the lot 01 wont pay pa fur It Mary Maryno IIIIrno
no 01 wont ollt pay pa fur It not till Im Imsal 1111satl Imsalishletl
sal satl salishletl landed hre lies got to put on a better betterlookln1 better1001ln betterloolin
lookln1 fance than that before he sits gitsanny sitsmn ginsarmy
army mn money mon out me 01 tell ye e Did Didyo Didyo
yo o fiver see slch a foread And slch a anose anose anose
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nose Its plashtcrcd all over the fu fuace flllice fitace
ace The mouth Is laushln all the thetolme thetoime
tolme 01 dont want a face bike that thatthats thntIhats thatthats I
thats grinning ell the tolme Hes Hesgot Hesgot Hesgot
got to put on a dacent one or he dont dontgit dontglt dontglt
glt no pay payPat parI payPat
Pat folded his arms and threw tack tackhis baelhis Lackhis
I his head headHe headHe headFie
He couldnt do It Mary Iar now said raidno saidI saidno
no he couldnt t put on a different differentface differentface differentfare
I face
Will Is that yore ere ralthers faace faacePat faaceI faacePat
I Pat asked 01 say sa is that yore yeremlthers yorentlthers Cle I
mlthers faace faaceMary faaceMary
t
Mary Ial had to acknowledge It t was wasnot was1I0t wasnot
not
And tho list of Its your our mlther mltheraint millIeIaint mitlicraint
aint It ho h further questioned questionedMary qucstlO1edIar gticstiotiedMary
Mary Iar find to acknowledge It was wasWill wuWill wasWill
Will there you ou be Pat said The Thedocthor Theclocthor Thedoethor
docthor said the poison olvy olr molght molghtfitt molslttI moightgit
fitt It in her oiyco and blolnd her didnt didnthe dldllthe didntlie
I he Will 111 01 suppose sJl Oac It did But Old Olclrutlicr Oldhave Oldrather
rather have her blolnd than with such sucha
a mug In all me lolfe 01 nicer saw sawa sn sna
a i faace bike that Hes got to tnalto tnaltoIt
It off 0 < < Mary Olar 01 tell ye e 01 wont wontstand WOIltstand wontstand
stand It ItMnry 1tMary I
Mary Iar oat down do and held her head In laher inher I
her hands handsHonest 11andsHonest handsHonest
Honest now Mar Mao persisted Pat Patdid Padhl Patdid
did ye e iver see slch a faace faaceIts faaeeIts faaceIts
Its awful Its awful she moaned moanedThe moanedFhe moanedThe
The next moment they almost fell off offtho orrtlto offthe
the steps from fright Some one called calledMary calleIarr calledMary
Mary It was her mothers voice voiceDyou voiceDyou
Dyou hear Pat whispered dyou dyouhear
hear Shes callln and with that thatthat I
that faace But its her voice Aint AintIf AintIt I IIt
It Mary MnryThey MaryThey tar1 I
They listened Once twice three threetimes threotimes threetimes
times they heard it call Mary t8r Thero ThereWas j
Was 111 co mistaking that voice voiceA olceCC
A U I was settles CC tl1 dark 3rk now no The trees treesillut
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about the doorstep threw that region regionInto reglNlInto regloainto
Into deeper gloom As they sat there therePat therePat therePat
Pat and Mary Ial heard sounds from with within withIn withIn ¬
in They crouched closer together togetherBoth tosethelBoth togetherBoth
Both were shaking from head to foot footAnd toolAnd footAnd
And when they thc beheld framed fralll d In the thedoorway thJt1oora thedoorway
doorway t1oora the familiar figure bearing bearingthat bearln bearlnthat bearingthat
that awful face they the slunk away aa in inmortal In1I10rtlll inmortal
mortal terror When they the reached reachedthe reaclledthe reachedthe
the bench by b the pump they the sunk sunkbreathlessly sunlbreathlessl sunkbreathlessly
breathlessly down upon It
01 say fa Mary Mary Iar + there her be ye yePat yePat e1 e1Pat
Pat Pat come lolght the lamp It Itmust Itmust Itmust
must be tolmo fur me mcdcine Mary MaryMary MaryMary IIal1Ial1
Mary Ial1 Mary MaryThe MaryThe InrI InrIThe
The words ort1s came to them striking a achill achili achill
chill to their hearts heartsIlnally helllttInall henitoFinally
Finally Inall Pat became emboldened emboldenedIts
Its noo no o use Mary Iar he said 01 01got 01ot 01got
got ot to go and folnd out about It But ButOlll
0111 river be satisfied Mlthers gos gosto go goto goto
to have a dacent faace or no 1aace 1aaceat faflceat
at all 01 wont Ollt pay a rid dnt fur slch slcha slehafurslchn sichafurslcha
a afurslchn afurslchnThe fur slch a aThe
The words died away nI as he moved movedtoward 1I10edtoard movedtoward
toward tho open doorway cioora through throughwhich throughwhich throughwhich
which there now fell the feeble rays ra s of oftho attho ofthe
tho lowturned lowtull1IIIIIIIIII lamp From a distance distancehe
he could look In and there seated at atthe atthe atthe
the table vas i18 tho wellknown figure figurethe gore H1IIethe gorethe
the hideous countenance The lamp lamplight Imllllght ianiplight ¬
light made It look still more horri horrible horrible horrible ¬
ble
While Pat was gazing Mary 1111 crept up upto 111to upto
to him and together they the continued t tlook to toloolc tolock
look In silence silenceLets sllellcoets silenceLets
Lets ets go la suggested Pat PatMary PatInr PatMary
Mary Inr shook her head headCome headCome headCome
Come on said Pat Ill lade the theway theway
way 11 and face the face of her herSo herSo herSo
So they went In like two culprits culpritsstealthily culpritssteIlIhll culpritsstealthily
stealthily stealthilyWhere steIlIhll steIlIhllWhere stealthilyWhere
Where wuz wu ye o Marys lars mother motherasked mothern motherasked
asked n led An why h didnt ye e come whin whlnOllalled
01 Ollalled OllalledOelthe railed railedNeither rallcdNeither
Neither answered While they the flood floodtrembling ftoodflembl1nE Floodtrembling
trembling Mrs Irs Muldoon slowly slowl raised raisedher raisedher raisedtier
her hands and removed the cause of nil niltheir alltheir
their fear fen I laying It upon the table be beside feside beside ¬
side her helOh herOh i
Oh oh gasped lsped Pot praise be to toGod toGod toGod
God Its a falst faace faaceMnry faaeeInr faaceMary
Mary Inr heaved a sigh of relief at sight sightof sightof I Ior
of the familiar cottonbatting with withwhich withwhich lth lthhlch
which hlch her mothers face had been een cov covered covered ¬
ered for the past week weekWas wcelWas woolWas
Was you ou fur foolln us mother she sheasked sheasJecl sheasked
asked
Twas a good jooke Pat said saidanil salt1u1I1 saidand
and began to laugh boisterously boisterouslyTwas bolsterouslflS boisterouslyTwas
Twas no Jooko at nil eald his hiswife hiswife hiswife
wife sternly stern Olll have ye e under underEtand lllldelElnncl underEtancl I
Etand 01 dont feel bike Jookln JooklnWhen joollnWhen jooklnWhen
When Pat heard this he ceased ceasedlaughing ceasedlallghlng ceasedlaughing I
laughing The statement that It was wasno wasno wasno
no Joke aroused In him a new fear fearPerhaps fenrPerhaps fearPerhaps
Perhaps after all the face was not notfalse notfalse notfalse
false perhaps perhapsPats perhapsPats perhapsPats I
Pats wife arrested his further furtherthoughts furtherthoughts furtherthoughts I
thoughts by b clapping < the face Into place placeagain I
again againTrov ngalnTrow againTrovr
Trov that thins thin out on he now no jx jxclaimed 2xclaimed x I Iclaimed
claimed 01 wont be havln It scarln scoriathe j jtho ithe
the lolfe out o me Trow Tlo It out 01 01tay 01Fay I
Fay fa Dyou think ye e look voice with withIt withIt withit
It ca C l Ye look worse than the dlvll dllIWhnt dlvilWhat I IWhat
What ye e wcarln It fur furWhatm fur11allII furVhatnt
Whatm 11allII 01 wenrln1 It fur repeated i iMrs iIrs iMrs
Mrs Irs Muldoon What do ye e suppose supposeOlm supposeOnt I IOlm
Olm wearln1 w earin It fur Ito to hold the thecotlon t tcottonbattln Icotto1battlu
cottonbattln cotlon battin an the salve on me mefaac mefaa mefaace
faa e Thats what Olm wearing It Itfur Itfur itfor
fur They The have reglar masks fur that thatthe thatthe thatthe
the docthor troltd to git wan but butcouldnt bllteouldnt i icouldnt
couldnt so he got this here falst face faceIt fnceIt faceIt
It answers the purpose julsht as well j i iOm
Olm willln l1l1n to pay pn fur that face1 face1said face facenld facesaid
said nld Pat chuckling chucldlnFlom From The Home HomeMagazine HonleMnaaZlne HomeMagazine
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A Quaint Chinees Invitation InvitationJudge InvitationJudge
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Judge nuftlugton numll ton of tho United UnitedSfates Unlter1S1nIN UnitedSlates
Slates court who was In n the city clt on onMonday onIonda onMonday
Monday Ionda displayed > tl to friends a unique uniquething IInlllthIng uniquething >
thing in the way a of an Invitation It Itwas Ita Itwas
was a received by h Dr Neal cal a relative relativeto
to the Judge JtHl who is a practicing phy physician Ih Ihslclm physiclan ¬
sician In China and It bade the doc doctor doetor IoctOI ¬
tor attend a reception by Yong Shih ShlhOans ShihGln ShihGang
Gang Gln Imperial Governor oerIlOI of tho Prov Province 110 110Ince Provlace ¬
ince of Shan lung lun < t The envelope Is Isnbout Istbout isabout
about eight Inches long and of the thetypical thet thetypical
typical t lllell thin Chinese red paper laler Dr DrXeal DrNeal I
Neal onl had written a careful interpre interpretation interpreCation ¬
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tation beside each Chinese character characterbefore characterbefore
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before Bending sendlll It to Judge Bufllngton BufllngtonThe Duffinglonrhe
The Invitation was written in the box boxlike box1I1p boxlike I
like Chinese characters and the lit literal literal lltoral ¬
eral translation Is Carefully Cuerull settled settledpresent settledIre settledpresent
present Ire sent moon moonthe tho eighty day t1anf t1anfternoonG dayafternoonC af afternoon ¬
ternoon ternoonG C oclock oclockhaUhourdean oclockhaUhourdeaneuflsresllectrull oclocklialfhourcleancuffsrespectfully halfhour clean cleancuffs
cuffs euflsresllectrull respectfully await awaltthe the light lightof l1ghtofoul lightofyour
of ofoul your presence1 presence Philadelphia PhiladelphiaIlecord 1ltllat1eIJlltlanccord PhiladelphiaRecord
Record i iGood
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Good Guesses GuessesOne CueuesOne GuessesOne
One man In 2CS OS Is over six feet feetOne feetOne feetOne
One In 100 women carries life In Insurance IIIEmance fitEurance ¬
surance suranceOne EmanceOne EuranceOne
One man succeeds In business to toeight toeight toeight
eight who go bankrupt bankruptThere bankruptThere I IThere
There lo one sudden death among amongwomen limon amongwomen I
women omen to eight among amonmen amonmenOne men menOne menOne 1
One cold cohlls Is taken ta cu oat of doors where
nine are taken Indoors IndoorsOne IndoorsOne indoorsOne
One In each 1000 couples lives to cel celebrate celehrnte celchrate ¬
ebrate the golden wedding eddl1Ph1tdll weddingPhiladelphia eddl1Ph1tdllphla PMad l lphla
phla Bulletin BulletinShe DulletlShe BulletinShe
She Was Wt a a t Wldder WldderMr WidderMr WldderMr
Mr Jlgslns JlglnsHowd Howd you like me for foryour forour foryour
your our second Mrs Mrs Mlgglns MlgglnsMrs MigginsAirs l1gglnsMrs
Mrs MlgglBB 11ggtnsGo Go along with you youYon youYou ou ouYou
You might wait till Im a t widder wlddcrMr widderIr widderMfr
Mr Ir Jiggles Jlslu9Well Well so you are Your YourBills YourBill YourBills
Bills Bill Just been run over overketch overketchNo Sketch SketchNo ketebNo
No FlairClothes Flair Cictlies Women WomenChurch Acmen AcmenC cmen cmenChurchDo
Church C nrcltDo Do you ioUSullres stippos theyll theyllever theyllever
ever have women women on thepolice forcfe forcfeGotham torcilGotham forctiGothamDCVer
Gotham GothamDCVer Kever cTe couldnt possibly possiblyAot possibly6Ct possiblydeter
Aot deter era to appear appear as plainclothes Vfo Vfonicn
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1 1 F Father and nd Mother M other in in the I Irj Ills
I Home HomeBy rj t i
I 1 By President Roosevelt RooseveltOR Itetu ItetuAyhetl
Ayhetl Ayhetl4Fti
I 4Fti r 4 4 y t OR one of your our topics how would it do to speak of the theplace Off n nplace
g = = 4 place of the father In the home Now and then people peopleTCTOTE peopleI peopleforget
TCTOTE forget that exactly eXlletl as the mother must help the breadwinner breadwinnerfid
I fid 1 by b being beln a good > ood housewife so the father In his turn tutsr1 lUIDIt turnIf qhe
F r1 if he Is worth his salt must tIIustln In every ever way back up th thmothiT the I Gr Grmother
15 r mother lu helping brlnjf up the children childrenAfter childrenAfter a de deAfter
= = = = After all the prime duties are elemental and no amount amountor
j v > i or cultivation no amount of business force and anu 1 sagacity sagacitywill sasac I ty tywill ch chor JIM JIMw
will w 111 make the average man a good citizen unless that at aterase atemGe atcrags
erase man is a good husband and father and unless he Is a successful successfuli successlulbreallJnnel successfulbreadwinner
i breadwinner Is tender and considerate with his wife and both loving and anii andwise
i wise for to be loving and weak cal and foolish Is utterly ruinous In dealing dealingwith dealingWith
I with tho children childrenI
I think It a crime for a woman to shirk her primary duties dullesto to shrink shrinkfrom shrinkrcm shrinkfrom
I from rcm being a gcod wife Ilf and mother Of course the woman should have th thsame tb tbsamc th3same
same right as the man to train her mind mindto to better herself herselfand and occasionally occasionallya
J a woman cman can and ought to follow some special vocation In addition to tonever toI tonever r
never In substitution for her homo work workDut workBut 011 011Dut
I Dut Just as the highest hlh st work orJ for the normal man Is work for his wile wileand wll wllI wifeI
I and children so the highest work for the normal woman Is the work ot otthe oftho O Oi
i the home where heaven hel > on knows tho work is ample enough enoughBut enoughBut enoughBut
But I also feel she can c10 < o the best work orl In her home If she has health healthotitflde healtholltslde healthoutside >
outside Interests and occupations In addition and I most firmly n11111 believe that thatshe lhathe c cshe
she he cannot do her full duty tit by b her husband If she occupies a merely mere servll servllattitude wI wIII w1lattitude
attitude toward him or submits to 111 treatment and that that she Is quite as bar bara unc unca
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that you OU get your our first Idea of the hairtrigger balance of otr of1i
1i r A3 tl tie e giant contrivance keeping you OU afloat Your pilot takes takesn a aa
L a small wooden scoop no larger than an ordinarysized soup soupi soulladle >
i ladle digs into one of the sand bags and scatters a t single slngloshovelful slng1eshocIrul singleshovelful
> > > shovelful overboard Up darts your our balloon balloonlOO 100 200 200t
t 30 300 ° feet An ordinarysteed bottle of beer spilled over overboard oerzti orerbcnrd +
zti > r board lightens the balloon enough to send it up 250 2 O feet 1 1alHl iand
and If f you happen to be over a vacant field where you ou can candrop cant1rop a
drop the bottle Itself without risk of killing 1llIln any all one the release of thl thlweight this thisweight
weight will 11 send you up another 300 feet So delicately poised Is your our bal balloon balloon ¬ z
loon once It has struck Its It balance that you ou could push It up or pull It down dowofrom 1
from 300 to 400 feet with strength equal to that of your our little finger fingerWhen fingerWl1cn fingerWhen
When a l mere cloud passes between you ou and tho sun causing Instant Instantconhactlon instantcontraction
contraction of the gas In the balloon tho envelope becomes baggy and flaccid flaccidI
at once and you ou begin to fall sometimes at the rate of a thousand feet a aminute aminute aniluute
minute although you have no II warning of this other than the statoscope statoscopeand
and no sensation except the thrill as you OU see tho alarmnlg rapidity with witawhich wltlwhich withwhich
which the earth comes nearer you ou Three or four scoopfuls of sand may maybe maybe naybe
be necessary mcessal to sacrifice before you Ou again strike your our balance and the next nestmoment nextlIIoment nextmoment
moment the sun darts from behind the cloud warms the balloon and the thoenvelope theel1olopo theenvelope
envelope tautens almost with a 1 bang and you OU go kiting upward under your yourlightened yourlightened our ourlightened
lightened load until you ou are forced to open the escape valve to let out gas gasto gasto J
to prevent going up Ul above your our original orlslnalleel level Then it Is that you OU begin to tounderstand tounderstand tounderstand +
understand why wh the bugbear of the aeronaut at > ronaut is alternate cloud and sun sunshine sunshluc sunshine ¬
shine why wh he prefers sailing In tho night and why lh If he does sail tlirough tliroughout throughauLa
out auLa n day da he mounts high above the clouds In continuous sunshine where the thevolume theolumo thevolume
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E hear much said of vice Ice and corruption much of the thesubtle theW thesubtle
subtle means of the state and social order but the great greatheart greatteart greatheart
W V I heart teart of the people Is as sound and incorruptible today as asat asat
at any nn hour In all 111 of our matchless history blstor blstorThe
ll The conscience of the people has not been seared searedII searedPure
II 05 Jf Pure materialism has not achieved tho mastery master All of the theII thOtorces theforces
II V x I forces which make for the Intellectual the moral and the thesocial tbesocial thesocial
social advancement of the people were more powerful and andnever andncver andnever
never In fuller play 11Ia than they are today toda todaHenor
Honor among men was never more regarded re alded and dishonorable practices practiceseither practiceseither practiceseither
either In public or private life were ele never more abhorred than they are aretodcy aretodc aretoday
today todc There has been upon every ever lund a demand that those who hold place placeand placeand placeand
and power shall be clean men and that they shall consecrate themselves themselvescompletely themselvescomlllete themselvescompletely
completely to tho utmost advancement of thepublic tho public welfare welfareThe weltareThe welfareThe
The American people tire going forward and upward with tremendous tremendousmomentum tremendousmomentull1 tremendousmomentum
momentum They The arc advancing In all of the ways which make a strong strongupright strongupright strongupright
upright patriotic people p oIIJe They The respect right and condemn wrong in every everyrelation ever everrelntlon everyrelation
relation of life Those who would contaminate the state or who would carry
Into the business bll ness world lo low Ideals of business morality can lay no claim to totho totho tothe
tho general respect respectThe respectThe
The American people are not to be Judged by b the standards of the ed edceptlonal ex exceptlonal exceptionnl J
ceptlonal wrongdoer but by b the generous purpose of the great body of ou oucountrymen aucountrmen our ourcountrymen
countrymen The currents which course the velps of the American people peoplearc
arc essentially as pure lure now as those t ose which filled the veins of our ancestors
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the days of 149 4D were recalled in T Ti 1i t tvivid
i vivid manner In the heart art of the thebusiness thebusiness thef
f business section of town town the other otherday otherday
j day cn Considerable rand had been beenwashed beennshed beentrashed
washed down the gutter and street strcrtfrom streetfroth
I from the th hill above and some think thinking thin thinktag I Iin ¬
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I ers pan He H quickly quIck found colors colorsand colorRand colorsand
and In a short time any number of ofBusiness ofbusiness
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at at work with all kinds of pans and andutensils findulenslls fullutensils
utensils washing the dirt In a tiny tinyEtreaai tln tlnstrEam tinystream
strEam in the gutter uter nearby Some Somemade Somemade Somemade
made as much es2 liS 2 in a short time tlmnwhilo Umlwbllo timewhile
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