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This up-to-date fancy Brown Chiffon Panama, advanced win ter styles, large buttons front, trimmed with bias folds at bot tom. A muoh higher priced garment but a small quantity ad mits of the SPECIAL PRICE U 98 PRICES FROM $20 TO $5.69 '!aE'LtflJwJJ.AivTl 1 rat in n innmi mm Ln 1 11 1 1111 ni'i'm mi it in 11 Biimiii 111 Special Sale of Domestics Yard-wide Brown Sheeting, heavy, Check Homespun, Good Soft Bleaching, Good 15c Flannelettes, 5c 5c 5c 9c Dress Goods and Silks. A Special Purchase enables us to offer a beautiful line of New Fall Patterns in the latest weaves and colors. 50c and 75c values, Special Price, 3(Jc New Millinery. Ladies Trimmed Hats in new designs up to $5 values, 1 98 Ladies Pattern Hats in beau tiful new effects, up to $10 val ues, Special price, 2 98 Ladies Paris and New York models Dress Hats, sale price 4 98 Boy's Clothing. Boy's All-Wool 75c Pants, 39c Every pair guaranteed. Boy's All-Wool Suits, 13 50 to $7 50 values, Special Price $1 98 to $3 48 Shoes! Shoes! Shoes! All Guaranteed Solid Leather. Men's $4 Patent Leather, lat est style Toe, 2 98 Ladies' 2 Vici, going at 1 39 We have a full line of Children's solid leather School Shoes at Special Prices. Power of Imagination. Illustrating the strange power of the imagination, E. F. Benson, author of "Dodo," tells this Incident: A doctor be knew bad found It necessary to give a pntient for many evenings mi Injec tion of morphia to enable him to get some sleep. After awhile the doctor thought It advisable to stop the mor phia, and for two nights his pntient was unable to sleep, owing to great pain. On the third night the doctor, being still unwilling to administer mor phia, Injected plain water Instead. The man Blept perfectly and awoke In the morning with what Is kuowu as a morphine mouth. Inopportune Advice. Mrs. Ascurn Miss Crabbe Is a mem ber of your suffrage club. Isn't she? Mrs. Caddie No, we had to expel hpr. We Kei'ex discussing the servant girl question the other clay and she lunl the Impudence to say that If we only stay ed at home ami attended to business the servaut question wouldn't bother us at all.-rhiladelpUla Press. Stnt't've, Motorist Coocley-Beg pawdon, gr.h. out kin yo' Infobtn me how many miles It am teh Jayvllle? The Farmer -Waal, as the crow flies Motorist Coonley Donu' git pussonal, sub, doan' Jit pussonal! Puck. V' I GU It Weak. EInks-i- Joea strong coffee keep yo'J wake? Jinks Uow do I know? I board.-Somervllle Journal. Happy Is the man who does all t'li good he talks of.-Itallan Proverb. THE GARTER. Insignia of the Most Coveted of All Er.ijlicli Ordcti. Altln'iiL'li the mist rmete.l "f Eng llsh iii-iVrs. tin' origin of Hit- Inner Is really a mystery. C'ontllftitijr n :i : limit it-s iisslun the fuiimlutinii of the order I'ltlur to tin Z 1 1 if Ami1. St Ceii.'ti-'s !ny. I.'ill. o; to Hie satile fiil-.nl ihe .veil I lul'-r. while the iv il.ir anecdote iim..i I.-i ie.l with It is Unit in :i i -t i-eiviiiiiuy ;i lildy-ellher tin- j ni :i . the Connies ( Salisbury el' tl.e ( ' in 11 "f Ke-it-lmiielied I" ill'np h.T Killer, whjcll was picked up by Kin;. lvlVnrd III., who, observing a I i-1 f i t H m to laugh among the liyrt.liiders. exclaimed In his royal displeasure. I Ion 1 suit iiil mill y pense" (displaced ! lie who thinks 111 of iti The relfiuluK monarch Is. of course, ex ntliein the sovercl.wn of Ihe Order of the (Jarter. At lirst tin- tf irler u:is niiiile "f II :ht blue-silk, hut Hint which Is now given is made of dark Mile velvet It rs worn on the left leg a little below the knee, Tiio nnle i- of the Carter us an order of chivalry has a very deep religious KlQiilHiniu-c It Is. or should be. at tended by religious ceremonies of n very precise mid ornate character, aud it was reported In Victoria's reign that a oertaiu uohleuiuii hesitated as to ac cepting the honor on account of Its having iK-en conferred on nu oriental potentate. Philadelphia North Amcrl- The Old vYrfy and the New. The younR.'idy from Boston was ex plaining. "Take on et,'B." she said, "and make a perforation In the base and a corresponding one Id the apex. Then you upply the Hps to the aperture and by forcibly Inhaling the breath the shell Is entirely discharged of Its con tents." Au old lady who was listening ex claimed: "It beats all how folks do things nowadays. When I was a gal they miide a hole In each end and sucked." Judge's Library. What the Poet Sayi. After their honeymoon to Niagara fullB they came back and settled on the old farm. "flrneious. Rile!" said Cynthia. "Why are you In such a bad humor?" "Making butter Is blamed hard work." grumbled Silas, removing; the beads from his brow. "Ob, cheer up. Sllel Don't the poet sny that It Is .'love that mokes the world go round?' " "Yes; but, by gosh. It don't make the churn go round." Chicago News. Her Mitsion. "She always niniiiils me of a public otlke." "That's curious." "Not so very. She's continually seek ing the man. you know." Chicago Record-Herald. " The Only Piece He Cared About. "There wns a French court." said a lecturer In the midst of a little sermon on selfishness, "who was traveling from Paris to Monte Carlo. On bis Journey he stopped at Mentone, whore he sent for his valet, who had preced ed him and was to have met him at that point 'Alas, monsieur,' exclaim ed the count's courier, 'poor Francois! I have Just looked my last upon blm. He was killed In a railway accident His corpse lies on the outskirts of Mentone, cut In a hundred pieces!' 'Ah!' murmured the count regretfully. 'Then Just go back and fetch me the piece that contains my trunk keys.'" Impossible Combination. The time, the place and the girl! Uow seldom we find them together!" "Rah! The combination that we sel dom find toxether la the man, the shower aud the nmbrells." Louisville Courier-Journal, Suepicioue. Horse Denler-'K Jumps well, 'e trots lieaiitlful, V's as quiet ss a lamb, and I'll let you 'nve 'hu cheap. Possible Purchaser- Why. what's wrong with i I in ? London Answers. By Right of Birth. Hunter Are you an American cltl ren, PatT Pat Faltb, an' I am thatj I was born In Donegnl, but 'twas on the Fourth Iv July. Harper's Weekly. When a mnn wears long chin whisk ers It may be because bis wife In sists upon buying bis neckties. Phil adelphia Record. i Her Fourth.. Lawyer As your husband died In testate, you will of course get third. Widow Oh, I hops to get my fourth. He was my third, jm know, Tenri and Country. ' ' Pomp of Engliah Mayors. Chichester arms Its chief magistrate with a gold mounted malacca cane of office, while the mayor of Guildford: carries the stick presented to the bor ough by Queen Kllzubcth. At York both the lord mayor and lady mayor ess ure equipped with the silver mount ed oak staves which have marked their authority for centuries. . Among the official retainers of the mayor of BIpon Is the muulclpal horn blower, who every night at 9 o'clock winds three blasts upon this ngel musical Instru ment before the mayor's residence and again at the marked cross. Loodoa Btandard. Modern Playi and Players. . ... We n't longer demand that a man of woman play a part. We luslst that tna part flt the man or woman. This cot dltlon i o doubt la largely the fault of managers, who lm leud of . requiring impersonation pick performers for their likeness to Pie characters to be assumed.. "Have n a father? one can Imagine thorn Inquiring of a can didate. "Tea." "Then you won't do. This man's father died twenty years before the brglnnliig of the play." Argonaut Trul'iful. Mark Twain on . inlsj.nl the train which should have t:;'.;eu b'ja to his work. lie did no: vl:e any excuse. His telegram to bi employer took this form: "My train K t r.t 1 JV I arrived t the station at 7:11 vud could not estch It"