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rtr7!? H5 O) TAlE H is a marvelous remedy. Its iiivi.ratin.v fiTi--t m i-iii-s improvement, a few days' ip-e euros tin restored almost in a da v. I MITT nrnnnn tu ra n t ariR l;r;,l(li. It puts the Stomach, livery home should have a bottle of this -roat Liver Tonic and llegnlator. ItMands for health lor Hie uil- family. The chill season is line and all those who are Constipated, w ho have a Torpid Liver or Digestive Disorders, will surely have 1 rouble with that arch enemy of the race. I'd-. PULTARED!! Get in condition at once by takin- II El I LI XL and you can defy the disease. PRICE 50 CENTS Per Bottle. 13 ALL A RD SXOVV LINIM12NT CO., Sole Propr's. ST. LOUIS Us o' the Narwhal. riio oncst of the walrus and the nar whal came In onr own Immediate plan of adventure. The unicorn, or nar whal, duos not often come under the eye of the white man, Humph one of the Cist animals to leave our shores. It gave for n brief spell good results In sport and useful material. The. blubber ig the pride of every house keeper, fur It gives n long, hot Hume to the I'loiD, with no smoke to spot the Il'Ioo Pnery. The skin Is regarded s qii'tc n delicacy. Cut Into squares, It loots and tastes like scallops, with only i slight nrouia of train oil. The ii, cut dries easily and Is thus prized ns an appetizer or as a luneh to he eaten en route In sled or Uaynk. Im tills stupe it was tin extremely use ful linns' for us, for It took the place i'f l'emiiiii 'in for onr less urgent Jour tieyi. The ij. rwhnl, which, opart from Its tW'fuhiiKK, f nlnf;t Interesting to den izens of he ire tie deep, played in K-lmoN fur off shore, usually nloiH' lh djp of larire lee. Its Ions I'-ory tusks lose under spouts of breath and sprav. When this (;lad sight was noted eviry kayak alumt camp was manned, nnd the I'sklinos' skin ennoes went like Mrds over tlie water. Some of tlio RsUimoK rose to the Ice fields and de livered hurpnons from n seeuve foot toff. Others hid behind flontlmr frac taents of heavy loe nnd made a sudden tili ns 1 lie anlnmls missed. Still oiliors earue up tnc rear, for the narwhal' ennnnt easily see bnek farrt and does not often turn to watch Its enemies, Its speed heln so fat unt It (an oiislly keep ahead of other troublesome creatures. Hunting tlio Narwhal. The hnrpoou !,? always delivered nt tlose ratine. When the drawing float narked the end of the line In tow of the frightened creature tuo lino of Idn eanoes fnllowml The narwhal Is timid by nature. Fearing to rise for , """th, he plunged nlong until nearly i JfronEHlatwi. -n-ben It did come up ' there were several Eskimos near with Irnwn Innees, which Inflicted doep jashei). Kaln th9 narwhal plunged deep, own with bat one breath nnd hurried ' "wig as best It could. Rut Its speed lackoned. and a line of crimson mark- Its hidden path. Loss or blood and warn nr t j, , . . . J , - v.. nu- um noi give it a ennnre. " nght. Again It came ur with a ngnln the lances were hurled. - 06 baffle pnntlniinrl fni iitrnpll lours, with mnny exciting adventures. . .iitiuy neiiii: nuvriuu m uieena the riarwli.il always sue-1 umk(l. offerlug nrlio ot several To a11 Persons subject to Bilious tion, Constipation, Headache, Dizziness, Heartburn, Vertigo (blind staggers), Foul Breath, Sallow Complexion or other symp toms of a Torpid Liver, WE SAY, II Ii M 1 tt 11 n, n mo. M it is the Surest, tha Safsst. terrai Speedy and CQrr,p:ei2 Liver Tonic and Regulator in li-e Whole Field c' tfstfe. Liver and P..veis in such line tlioiisanil poiif'ils i". "i -ii at'.'! !,:n".irr Victory, as a rule. v. not r-.li:- ! mi' I' the hunters were far Ir.-ei l; alx far from fie sh-iv l':;e. T.m 'I'e kluio Is a coin':, H 'ur.ci bunicr ami tin Intelligent n-ii:i:i:i. Towing the Circssr.. To the lj-.if.ro rfivraw I'm :i l:- were hitched in u i -'ii-- li::-. T. v i.i.: Is slow, wind nnd kwi i.i..t-.inr, ' make the task difficult and ("-.n..,-...!. if 6;V DR. COOK IS AUCJiC C0SICM. One sees nothing of th.'1 nartvbu! ik1 very Utile of the knyal;, lor dashing seas wash over the Utile craft, but the double hladed paddles seesaw with the resularlty of a pendulum. Homecoming takes many hours tim' engenders a prodigious ntiioi.t.t l' b nil work, but there Is energy to spare, for a wealth of meat nnd fat Is the cul mination of nil Eskimo ambition. Seven of these ponderous animals were brought In durlug five days, making n henp of more than -ID.iliNt pounds of food and fuel. Then the narwhals- suddenly disappeared, and we saw no more of tbem. Thrre white wbalea were also obtain ed In a similar way at Etah at about the same tine. a To; pid Lhcr !- :;itV 1( s- than mir.icii;. most obstinate ca.'. Ti.vd. wo:,;. if . pi. mi.. condition ihat the malaria - m ORCHID HUNTING. The Terror and tin Dangers of Tropical Fore&t. It Is not a pretty sh ry, tiny uari'.i tive of a trip up the Oi'ino. e, bin may uiiil-i'.-iaud orchid peopu- !., if you read it. "it ln''iii unluckily," said be. "I took a partner Ijeeause I'd learned tlial the dari; pirn es of e.,nli are hnr.l upo,. a in ii it ly liiioseif. 1 iin'l hi'ii ;,i luii of Spain. !i!l be i'... ic... r f,,r tin advelitli.e because he liad jiit aij i ,1 ed front n Utiiish no -rcaiitile Ii ,oe ii, Ilavaini u;; the Oriii-it fc, .limit d tt hihl like a iniven. "We hired a I'. u iier..,-s. mr i a: guides we Mould pi, k i .1 ..n-u-tur.l. One iltiy while .iilii,- II' t'n stores to be pricked I tin.!.- niv pi'iiici Ollt to Kill i W lii.u wli:!l um ei' hid w;is. "Near the 1'itch lake I w c:-' i: a tree and ordered en--' of 'k- u boys to sliln up nnd t-i-l it. Ii- v.'.n: ! not. A deadly snake dwelt in thai tree, lie declared. lie was sisr.Mi afraid of snakesl Ni-e, elUiiciil. ii dp fill hoy to take Into tropi-nl foreM . wasn't he? "It was llisuboi'ililiation l.el.n'e 'l;e expedition had even started. So 1 cuffed hilt) and liaiiikil liiin tny liuni Ing knife, 'llrhig down that flower and also the snake's head." 1 ordered, and, whining, trembling, he went up the trunk. lie was detaching tlio or chid from where It clung when a thing like a spear, as black as his own tkin, suddenly struck ut tie1 boy's wrist. He si'ieaiued with terror iind, toppling down, writhed with pain, lie died, und 1 felt u gloom settle on my spirits. "Well, at Angostura we took inl'is and six guides upstream. First one guide died of fever; then another kik bitten by poisonous Insects. Otie fell in with or Into nn alligator.' We needed meat, and the skin was worth a good deal, so half in revenge. It. ill In curiosity, we went out and plugged holes in the monster. When the yniilos cut It open they stooped nnd drew things out the bones und the vot'o'ii clothes of the guide this cannibal rep tile had swallowed. The very ktiwl was stiii In his sarong. Oh. doti't squirm! This is orchid bunt lug. Wo bad three guides left n t -tin end of the second month, when, pud dllng aloilg one dny where the. vitie overreached nnd let snaky tendril draggle down, we onme to a fifty vard clearing. We saw there the sides ot three canoes, half smothered with rap Id growing vegetation, and 1,300 alli Attacks, Sour Stomach, Indiges III J 11 PJ .';, '.'.xi .J !' .i i ' ,i, i .. t - m cannot ovist. ' gator sldllS Wen s,i!te.l. but ue .-a.-'', tig. Hanging to the roof -f i i::it li.-.ii Icn A kind of loan-to "ere PKiondiid plnM withered and dead. On the Hour lay two rusty rilUs and two skeletons. Out by the ashy pl.iee where the lire had been was a third skeleton. 1'p between the I'll s were cheerfully gr-w-lug sotue gay wood." Kveryb 'd' Magazine. Aroused Her C'Ji'Oii; After AM. "In tt't want nn...'' s.-ii.l a leoiM-keep-er in in l:-r : vomi s; ry window - a si reel vendor v.Iio.ie Covered VitU'oU ;M slaiiili.;- :) i'ew sti away anil wN li.nl ju-l i 'lii-il the 1 II. "Don't wiiii! any v. Ii.it V" i-. 'i:'!." asked the veneer, v.'lm Inciti't h, o -'.en a ei'ian-e to ti ll what bis u.i'vs Aei-e, "What have you gir ;mI:c.J I he boil.-'i'keepcr. vlio-e i -u : i is if v was -i-t-tin:; the beiler of In r nni.o, an oil. never inii'd. Voti ib n t witti any. (iii up, Itobl" "Now, 1 woinl. a- what 'li't e.t -ier-atliisf man I selling, niiyliow!" she i v--I limed ns the wagon dN-appe.iiYil aiound t!:e corner.- Lxihatue. Silenced Him. 'I'll--' young man In the barber's clnilr bad bei it anin yed by suggest j..iiu of the white eonted nrtlst, altlieugli he had said clearly enough when lie sat down that he wanted only n hair cut aid a shampoo. Singeing, fa-lnl m-is. sage nnd lialr tonics had been offered vainly. rinnlly the barber perpetrated what is with barbers the crowning Insult, i'assin.' bis band over the yr.'in:: man's face, be said cotitoinpluously : "Shave yourself, don't you .-" "Sure," said tlie yoiiir.: i.rtu. "lion't you'" And there was silence. Washing: on Tost. Poor Man! She I'm never going to speak to your wife again. lie What a the matter? "She promised to write to me two weeks ii'.-o, und I haven't heard fro'n her since." "Oh, well" fl'eelltig III bis poekoti. ' here's the letter. She gave it. to mo a fortnight ugn." Vonkeis Sratesnmu. The Descent. 'Tatlier, do met) descend from timn keys?" asked nu Inquisitive lad. "i'es, my boy." "And what do monkeys descend from'" "The monkeys descend nh from the trees!" London Telegruph. iiistj(:i(v. Tin' liir, ii:is Hi a 1 on 'i ! . - r N3T ANNOYED. The Directors Were Rather Pleased at the Barrister's Refusal. Mr. Header Harris. K. ik. was once offered a brief marked fin guineas on behalf of it railway company that wished to obtain a refresh tnent license for a particular railway station. He returned the brief oil conscientious grounds, bill later on il w as sent back to him wilh a Ice of bi guineas marked on It. 'I i.is liiae he relumed It with a note u w he n i.e explain -d that his roti of pt im !;i '. of the (ii: - ' (.pre il a l.'ilgll, s M't'l'.' llltcl . ".Sot at all tell ymi a:i l,t- hr.'V. -'.'. for Hi.. !'.,"!' w'd di ll - '' al v.i's il'io to a In liter Mihsoij'.ioni !y lie met. one I'S o,' the e.,n:;i,:n.', and i I - I hat he a .d his eol- i.nt annoi -, 1 a' liis con- ' said Hie dire tor. "I'll :i a: II. S i-and -o, the '. v, as sin in .', o.i t :,. lu ai d r tin o at ::!(i.' lug ul ol ep.er r.-ii'ivii d that your -il giiini-', bad bei-ii re ','iio's Miis psalm sinalng ho asked. 'Marl; 1 1 if brief brie! n tui't-'.l. hiuulin; Pin guineas and I'll bet you nnythhn you like he'll take It.' a Hi. ymi will, will youV asked the eliniriunn. Von see. ve all knew you, Ilari'i.i. We took the brewer on at .1 t" I ia live pound notes. He booked the lie's with every one of us. and lie has paid up." London Scraps. The Proper Question. The man with the glassy eye and preternatural;;.' sni-uni laiioaiior put d"w:i a sovereign at tin' In okiug o It lea st CLnirin-.' Cross and d-tnaii'J"l a :!cket. "What st.c. imi V" siuipped the booking clerii. The would be traveler steadied biin.'.elf. "What stations liavo you?' h" nskeil, with quiet dignity. Loudon Globe. A Criticism. "He sa!d this skirt of mine was a perfect symphony." "Maybe, but it's not well conducted." "What do you mean?" "It drags." Cleveland Lender. The Real Want. "What we want is a square deal." "Oh, we'll compromise on that In a pinch. What wc really want Is a shade the best of It." Louisville Courier-Journal. Insincere. "Oh, John, don't you wish we couhl sit hero nnd spoon forever?" "Yes, dearest. Hut let's o now. I think I hear the dinner belli" Boston Fost. ..'.